Easter Cold Open - SNL

Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) advertises his God Bless the USA bible.
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[@VundalI]

Really missed an opportunity for cutting the book of judges "Judges...not a fan of judges."

[@jimslancio]

Best comment of the day.

[@DeKitten]

This would've been perfect!!!!

[@Standardqueso]

You owned internet today.

[@MrDezCTE]

Most underrated comment 🔥

[@bobbypinkston9374]

Comment so nice wish I could like it twice.

[@DravenGal]

Imagine being a sketch show that doesn't even need to write lines for a character, they can just use his own words.

[@gkennedy2998]

Exactly like Sarah Palin.

[@DravenGal]

@@gkennedy2998 True. And Tina Fey was masterful playing her. I don't like Sarah Palin, but I do give her points for going on the show and being able to poke fun at herself. Orange Nero would NEVER do that. Ever. I've been trying to think of any time I've actually seen him laugh, and can't think of a single time. Not even in the 80s.

[@aristotlewasnotafanofplato3661]

@@DravenGal Trump's fraud at his "Trump University", was despicable. But, I would hasten to remind the comments section it is unwise to hold up any administration without scrutiny. Including Biden, Obama, Clinton, Bush, Bush Jr... People either loathe Trump or Love him, neither make him great, nor awful compared to others.

[@DavidEdwards9801]

There was a writer's strike... lol

[@DravenGal]

@@DavidEdwards9801Yeah, there was also one years ago. What's your point?

[@katerodger]

James is soooooooo accurate, omg - the way his cadence changes "but...I'm not doing this for money... " everything, so good.💸💸💸

[@tinasepulveda1895]

lmao it was funny 😂😂

[@wintertrooper7918]

They should get hom more padding lol

[@isaiahayers1550]

It's truly great. I never stop being amazed at how comprehensive his impression is. The facial expressions, the cadences, the inflection, the breathing, the hand movements, the sudden, loud bursts, and on and on. There's only one flaw and that's that Trump's voice is not always so gravely. Sometimes it's a higher pitch and maybe a bit more nasal. But it's still the best overall impression I've seen/heard by far.

[@dl2725]

Amazing, I agree. But he’s sounding a lot too lucid for present-day Trump

[@cyndykated358]

I heard he added a Chapter 11! 😂🤣

[@nicolewalton1771]

🤣 Thank you! I snort laughed at this comment.

[@Freerangeoffice]

Underrated comment for the win!

[@bigtwinj9]

Bwahaha 😂😅

[@KeeganL-ce4vu]

That's Spot On! LOL

[@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@jasonw7521]

"Sounds like a joke, and in many ways it is, but its also very real" 😂😂

[@jonathantifone8001]

We are the punchline.

[@helenryan5217]

This sums up Trump's whole campaign.

[@josephcamhi5676]

ThraIIs of the Democratic Party confuse DNC propaganda on SNL with reality.

[@wolfmare50]

A dangerous joke.

[@allison4970]

​@@wolfmare50 Dangerous, unfunny, and completely unhinged.

[@laurenw.8178]

“Made from 100% Bible”, “Bing bing bong” TF, I CANT 😂😂

[@TheInkPitOx]

Trump is speaking in tongues

[@joannewitzkowski3407]

Forked ones.

[@veramae4098]

Should be holding it upside down. 😂😂

[@jamesdacc2068]

@@veramae4098Good observation. They definitely missed that opportunity😆.

[@jc8258]

😂😂😂

[@Praetoreon]

“Bing bong bing bing bing, trespass, DAILY BREAD!” 😂

[@blackdiamond173]

😂😂😂 lol

[@user-pn5vm7zx2q]

Favorite part ... the ending.

[@mrgrillsmg]

Amen!

[@carolynscherer3996]

'Please lead us into temptation' 😂

[@jg5571]

The scariest part is that half of it was actual things he said

[@RachaelCollins-]

😊 I'm not scared, I'm scarred...❤ ReMember back in the old days they used to sell these gigantic Bibles for like 20.00 That's not the one I read. I know a fella that collects Bibles, the small or medium ones... That's how he rolls his tobacco sometimes. Or used to. You don't wanna see crazy 😂

[@TobiasKundig]

What do you mean Half!? More like 99%.

[@RobMacKendrick]

I noticed that, too. Further proof that the man is satire-proof. Nothing you can do will be any more preposterous than he is.

[@headoverheels88]

Literally. When asked by a super christiany movie producer what part he liked about the film Trump said, "I very much so like the beginning... and the end... and the story that happened". Weirdo

[@sunnybearbuds]

For sure.

[@4card4ever]

The line between reality and satire has never been so blurred.

[@Eddemnity]

Oh it’s been over. Politics has become comedy and Comedy has become the topic of serious political discussions. Listen closely. For years.

[@QueenBDreamwalker]

If this Truth wasn't so terrifying it could be hilarious as a comedy sketch 😳

[@evientually]

Right?? 😂😭

[@charlenemack7040]

Trumps Bible comes with Crayola crayons.

[@AnitaClue]

Another missed opportunity for SNL. They could have had the illustrations be coloring pages.

[@psyckohero1002]

I think it comes with orange highlighter for your favorite passages

[@TheAureliac]

I think he'd sell the ones with unsafe chemicals.

[@NasXShady]

“The other side has Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter, or a son who’s taking dance classes” 😂

[@wjrasmussen666]

Always ad one more thing to the bit...

[@Coop20]

From the standpoint of not liking fruit 😂

[@veganbadass]

he should have said "I prefer McDonald's hamburgers or tater tots.... with ketchup... and sometimes I might throw it onto the wall... not because I'm having a tantrum but because I'm an artist"."

[@carolinedewey6838]

Got it . . lol

[@TroIIingThemSoftly]

@@veganbadass *hamberders

[@patriciafry8634]

Fabulous

[@user-ft6og5vl6n]

Or vegetables, or any healthy food for that matter

[@kristentindle3075]

More accurate had he held the Bible upside down ROFL

[@SeanBell-vx8qm]

If you are not in the financial market space right now, you are making a huge mistake. I understand that it could be due to ignorance, but if you want to make your money work for you... prevent inflation

[@gracebrebda7543]

Thanks for continuing updates I'd rather trade the crypto market as it's more profitable. I make a good amount of money per week even though I barely trade myself.

[@SeanBell-vx8qm]

A lot of people still make massive profit from the crypto market, all you really need is a relevant information and some ‹professional advice. ‹it's totally inappropriate for investors to hang on while suffering from dip during significant

[@gracebrebda7543]

You trade also?, I

[@SeanBell-vx8qm]

No I don't trade on my own anymore, I always required help and assistance

[@SeanBell-vx8qm]

From my personal financial advisor

[@rachealdiyaolu6762]

The “lead us into temptations” completely flew over their heads but was too funny 😂

[@TheInkPitOx]

You reminded me of The Three Bells

[@mrlaw711]

Should be "lead us into detentions."

[@machonsote918]

Yes, it's "lead us 'not' into temptation"......but taking it seriously..........The Christian "Father" DOES "lead into temptation" but we're asking through this prayer NOT TO DO IT TO US. What kind of nonsense is that?....................Most people are saying "Huh?........hadn't thought about that...".

[@nicomoreno5028]

​@@machonsote918Are you a gnostic?

[@machonsote918]

@@nicomoreno5028 : What's "gnostic"?...............and how do you get that from what I wrote?

[@kaoko111]

When they said that fascism would come to the US wrapped in a flag with a cross i didn't think it would be this literal.

[@rdelrosso1973]

Me neither. I think Sinclair Lewis said that.

[@DolesP...]

If you're American, please vote and encourage others to do as well. Trust me, we don't want to find out what Fascism is like. This guy may come across as an idiotic clown, and in many aspects he probably is, but I believe he's ruthless. With the brain of a child and a sadistic mind, he's probably of the Nero types that don't give a sh*t about lives they don't value. Therefore I believe it'd be a bloodbath, pun intended here, before we realize it's too late. Let's not find out. Democracy might be messy but let's vote to keep our government's feet to the fire rather than placing our entire destiny in the hands of a narcissist!

[@lumenader]

Fascism is joe Biden , take your guns tax your people big government . Dope

[@Ratatatdat]

Yea but the left just loves fascism!

[@httr94]

Hilarious that you truly think Trumpers are fascists. Leftists are the biggest fascists today.

[@alanmorris7669]

First, Trump tried to sell us steaks, then he tried to sell us a school, next he tried selling us sneakers, now he's trying to sell us the scriptures. LMAO!

[@Eddemnity]

Don’t forget the IPO DJT Truth Social! Lmao 😂😂😂 The Art of the Con.

[@seanwalker6052]

Don't forget the steaks

[@leogrogan1923]

@@EddemnityThe art of the con? My, my, aren’t we original. Perhaps YOU should work for SNL with that wit(less).

[@vaderthekittenchannel1979]

😂😂😂😂

[@leogrogan1923]

@@vaderthekittenchannel1979 Obviously, you are amused easily.

[@bobbyblair1084]

I Cannot go pass this without watching it again, and again I get a big laugh out of it..

[@johndoe-ep7qk]

"hallowed be be be....bing bing bong...trespass....daily BREAD!..." brilliant

[@texassunshine6934]

…and please lead us into temptation…and pay our automobiles 😂

[@WyvernYT]

"Trespass daily, bread..."

[@marlabrown8022]

Tremendous! 😂

[@TheInkPitOx]

Automo-bills@@texassunshine6934

[@gelmann2]

Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

James' Trump impression never gets old, He really nails the cadence

[@shydreamguyman4098]

Want Alec Baldwin to come back and do Trump though mainly because it makes Donald so angry .

[@tiffanyanderson9437]

And every now and again, his eyes say “Do you believe this guy?!?” Priceless.

[@knjn5696]

Just hand him an award already! He is so good

[@YUMLiberalTears]

You should take a basic English class.

[@collina5673]

Gillis does a better job imo

[@GTOGregory]

I'm waiting for the abridged gold letter version with Trump's comments in the margins. 🤣

[@Eddemnity]

😂😂😂

[@julieeustache994]

The Grift N... I mean Cliff Notes

[@outdoorasmr]

They way they made his sleeves loose around his hands to make them look tiny 😂🤣 lol!!

[@SayYoJ]

"as you know, I love Bible" "I'm not doing this for the money, I'm doing this for the glory of God and for pandering and mostly for money" The accuracy is frightening 😩

[@wolvesetc]

That line was so spot on

[@diegojines-us9pc]

this orange jesus is trying to MAKE 20 pieces of silver.

[@boomupengineering]

The democrats have cornered the market on pandering. Sorry.

[@sirreadsalot786]

The weird thing is that Trump does it all the time. He tells a lie and the truth in the same sentence.

[@trevorcarey3997]

Now he’s selling a bible for $60 during holy week, and the proceeds may go toward covering his legal fees for paying off an adult film star that he cheated behind the wife, some christian value, Sad

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

I love how JAJ said, " my favorite part is the end'' on his bible rant. Thats the book of revelations seems fitting.

[@PleaseDontEatTheAnimals]

But when asked, the real Traitor tRump said he didn't have a favorite verse or favorite part of his"favorite book" and that he liked the Old and New Testament equally. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@JesusHComedy]

That was my favorite part of the skit

[@MarsCapone]

MAGA=Mark of the Beast “sealed upon their foreheads” or whatever

[@andrewcash7156]

Republicans do want to hurry up and fulfill those "prophecies."

[@ricky.alonso]

@@andrewcash7156 because they are dangerously deluded. They're SICK.

[@mushdogful]

How can something he's never read be his favorite book?

[@AnitaClue]

If it makes him more money than any other book.

[@Eddemnity]

He hasn’t read A book since the third grade. 😂😂😂

[@niecejohns1027]

James Austin Johnson just set his place in history.

[@KCMasterpiece0527]

God, he really has the voice down pat. The “bing, bing, bing” part has me dying

[@DancerGirl-24]

If you think he has the voice down, you'll reall love J L Cauvin - look him up.

[@ThereIsNeverEnough]

It amazes me that when he tilts his head back and squints, he looks EXACTLY like trump... (also, 110 likes deserves a comment... bing bing, bong)

[@kingsnakebjj2151]

That one literally dropped me to my knees. I wasn't READY!!!

[@ThereIsNeverEnough]

@@kingsnakebjj2151 HE WADENT REDDY!

[@ThereIsNeverEnough]

this bliss

[@dan_hitchman007]

The first 10 callers in the next 5 minutes also receive a set of Trump steak knives and a subpoena!

[@glenngrossman7354]

Shipping and handling are separate.

[@babesimmons4017]

Funny!😅😂

[@thaisstone5192]

And lawyers get disbarred at no extra cost!!!

[@user-pg9yj4be6x]

I called but they were out of Knifes so I took the AR

[@robertbeining141]

@dam_hitchman007 LMFAO!!! No doubt!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itsthepens]

‘Made from 100% Bible’ made me spit Diet Coke all over myself 😂😂😂

[@jessehoffman5302]

that guy has his inflection down so perfectly. very impressive.

[@bookgirlny8511]

“Made from a 100% Bible” 😂

[@shellie5617]

Sold for $6.66

[@robbycarson4999]

No trees were hurt in the making of this Bible. It is made from 100% recycled Bibles!!

[@nicholasmaude6906]

@@shellie5617 More like $66.6😉😁.

[@tictaccandy9217]

Yet it's still missing two books 😂

[@Buttercup84]

His favorite number

[@p.montserratsa]

1:38 "I´m selling Bibles! Look at this beautiful Bible, made from a 100% Bible" that's actually peak comedy

[@Flyinglotus25]

If that is peak comedy to you then holy shit you live under a rock.

[@practicalwerewolf]

Comedy, like all forms of entertainment, is entirely subjective. Arguing about what's funny or not is like arguing about your favorite color 😂

[@scotmandel6699]

Not really pretty lame actually and I'm a huge DJT fan who was just hoping it would be funny but it wasn't close to being so.

[@syyner1748]

@@jds3068 You're crying pretty hard there buddy. You ok??

[@syyner1748]

@@Flyinglotus25 wtf do you care?? Are you a butthurt trumper?

[@briengakaplan-b1550]

I think everybody missed him and Moses in the baskets were like Mario Kart 😂😂😂

[@mr.ceoofdecision]

James is so good, this was a hilarious sketch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bjy001]

OMG the neck! Props to the makeup department. lol.

[@abb0tt]

They should add the bronzer in a horribly applied fashion.

[@roundtwo3321]

@@abb0tt with the gold highlights that he's now wearing.

[@TahTwinkletoes]

They definitely got the turkey neck fold spot on! 🎯 😂

[@RuleofFive]

Yes they nailed the Trump neckgina.

[@kwamebrown5701]

His neck should be featured on porn hub

[@lisa0795]

He’s so good at doing Trump. “I love bible, it’s my favourite book” 😂😂😂

[@Lonewolfmike]

Right behind his other favorite book Mein Kampf.

[@jakeholmannf]

​@@Lonewolfmike Heh, thought he could've included a line about keeping both on his bedside table when I heard that line!

[@MikeJ2023]

Inaccurate depiction he let those women leave and didn’t grab them by the 🐱.

[@lisa0795]

@@MikeJ2023 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lonewolfmike]

@@MikeJ2023 Donnie is a serial serial sexual predator and that has been known for decades. There are so many different women who have said Donnie sexually assaulted them it isn't funny. On top of that he was a really good friend of Epstien and there are many, many pictures to prove it.

[@ajf5823]

Totally nailed Trump!

[@JennHolt]

This was perfect. Like a perfect phone call.

[@JonesJr876]

This was so good. Every sentence had something. No fluff, all purpose and on point.

[@sonneversets3530]

Nothing compared to God’s Holy Word. And His Promises. That Sucker Punch winding up promises to be a real _doozy._ The targets won’t be laughing then. But God sure will be. ;) Good luck w/it. 😁

[@JSythe]

Reeboks are fast, Nikes are faster, trump sneakers are the fasicsts!

[@shannonbennett5692]

You say that as you tax the poor to death, take away guns from law abiding citizens, want to jail people for speech, take away jobs based on flu shot status yeah were totally the fascists.

[@andreasboesch9922]

Good one!

[@thenightporter]

I am using that

[@bobbywason9572]

I like this one. Thanks! Bob The Builder👷

[@ShinyBurrito]

Everything is "fascist" to you 🤣

[@MyEconomics101]

Not orange enough. Not fat enough.

[@gerrybailey447]

But you can't fault the message, as he likes to say, that's the whole deal.

[@pwd1134]

Doesn't sniff kids though

[@dwrbrtsn]

I've watched SNL since the beginning and I would have to say that it's one of the best openings ever.

[@ShinyBurrito]

Sydney Sweeney's chest was better. Her hooters skit was better than this SNL dumpster fire episode too.

[@Eddemnity]

Gumby

[@scottgodkins2017]

Omgggggg. The addition of the bing-bing-bong was perfect. 🤣

[@TheThemacgurl]

Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

[@gabrieldodds9081]

"If you have a daughter, or a son that's taking dance classes" "In the name of the father, the son, and the easter bunny" 😂😂😂

[@drkprnc87]

bing bing bing, bong bong

[@brady8257]

Don’t mention anything Easter related on trans visibility day!!

[@rpowarz]

​@brady8257 Calm down cowboy. It's leap year and the next time Easter falls on March 31st is 2086. You'll be just fine sweety.

[@sexydictator3241]

​@@brady8257I mean, next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday. 😂

[@brady8257]

@@rpowarz If pollsters could find the invisible trans voters it would help Biden’s numbers.

[@ChillyWillyJr]

Trump reads the Bible about as much as I read instructions from IKEA! 😂😂

[@scottrosenthal3437]

I wasn't aware he could read. I haven't put anything together from IKEA recently but I thought it was all pictures! Even that's probably too deep for Dumpf.

[@tomsampson8084]

A bunch of things Trump has never read understood or cared about. The bible, the constitution, or reality. He is the best con man that has ever lived.

[@suzannefarrington4143]

JAJ does a great shift from phrase to phrase-those quick inhalations, varied speeds, growling to the higher pitch. Wow! Such talent.

[@HughJass-jv2lt]

❤❤

[@elegantgypsyrose5328]

Needs to sniff more...ha ha

[@da3855]

I’m so happy SNL decided to spoof the Trump Bible infomercial 😂

[@heatherstarling1653]

I knew three days ago. And it did not disappoint 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

[@ryanjohnson3615]

I think I laughed harder at the original but not in a good way.

[@impala359]

It was on my bingo card after I saw the original

[@YUMLiberalTears]

Imagine needing something so bitter and unfunny to make your life happier. Kind of embarrassing...

[@user-vo2cw5yu9w]

@@YUMLiberalTears LOL your tears are delicious.

[@mpaloutz]

The spot on description of a mission trip...😂

[@cattheminion]

I wasn't prepared for Hello Kitty 😄

[@bigbagoforanges]

"The other side does Hello, Kitty, if you have a daughter or perhaps a son who takes dance classes." Hilarious.

[@firsttimeblogbyrana4821]

ajkerkhobor2024.blogspot.com

[@timscott84]

And they said you couldn't have jokes like that these days. See it's funny without being offensive but just silly.

[@EriqKoontz]

I mean, the skit WROTE ITSELF!! As Stephen Colbert says, if Trump leaves politics, late-night comedians will have to actually start working hard. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@yesm2302]

He should speak for himself 😂

[@EarlHayward]

Said the man that supports an administration that says on Easter there shall be no religious symbols on the Easter eggs! It doesn’t matter which side, they are both tragicomedies!

[@yesm2302]

@@EarlHayward So said the man who still considers himself a late night comedian.. (as opposed to a political hack)

[@tomorrowedwards8374]

High 5!

[@Eddemnity]

The News Networks too😂😂😂

[@douglasthomecavarzan9677]

damn... his impression is tight

[@rgrif777]

I didn't know SNL had the real Trump on for Easter.

[@paulcooper8818]

"Includes the Constitution and Pledge Of Allegiance and I don't know maybe Miranda Rights." --- so funny

[@neuvocastezero1838]

Until it's not.

[@johnclark6424]

Miranda Rights is perfect

[@AnitaClue]

A nice play on the fact that the bill of rights has been mentioned as being in it separate from the fact that the constitution is in it.

[@steelblade1]

Did anyone else notice the unicorns loading on the ark?

[@davidknightx]

Oh yeah, I did. The graphics department was having some fun 😂

[@graceperez5620]

Yes😂😂

[@stevepeterson5943]

That's the only reason they survived!

[@lnsflare1]

The Bible actually does mention unicorns, which means that they would therefore have to have been on the Ark. This is actually a thing in apologetic circles.

[@majorneptunejr]

@@lnsflare1 But no mention of dinosaurs. Because they did not know they had existed. Yet somehow they knew how heaven earth was formed .

[@mightyjohn1854]

This guy really nails the voice!

[@TheThinkInstitute]

Easter is not the celebration of the "rebirth of Christ" (???) but rather His resurrection from the dead. That might seem like a small detail, but it has huge implications, and it would have been really easy to get right. We've been talking about it for literally 2K years.

[@danielbecerra669]

& the way they use tht sacred moment in time to make fun of sumebody whos far better off than our current Real joke of a president..😅😅

[@ELWest1000]

That "bing bong bing" prayer thing killed me 🤣

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Only Trump could get away with selling off brand sneakers and bibles, This man is shameless

[@victorybeginsinthegarden]

Don't forget steaks, water, vodka and fake schools

[@cardinalRG]

@@victorybeginsinthegarden -- And selling himself as a "stable genius".

[@Bogg8oo]

Watch out, if you try to hold him accountable you’ll be labeled a leftist

[@victorybeginsinthegarden]

@@cardinalRG true

[@JamesJones-mm2nm]

Don’t worry he won’t get away with it!

[@beckyfordsullivan6877]

Not enough orange make up

[@rashidasnead865]

SNL NEVER DISAPPOINTS… lol

[@TheJ1961]

All the time..they lost allot of viewers.

[@Phi1618033]

When you can literally violate every commandment and still sell Bibles.

[@YUMLiberalTears]

Which ones did he violate? Cite them with examples, thanks.

[@maddenlegend922]

To Trump, his commandment is the only thing he needs.

[@maddenlegend922]

​@@YUMLiberalTearsOne the USA Bible is taking God's name in vain. It also (in a way) worships other things than God by putting the Constitution and other American documents before God. Plus its hypocritical to embody seperation of church and state yet your violating it with this heretical junk. Its not an outrage to just Christians, but also other religions too.

[@sirreadsalot786]

@@YUMLiberalTearsThou shalt not commit adultery,as in Stormy Daniels

[@Power_to_the_people567]

@@YUMLiberalTears I can name a few lol 1. You shall not commit adultery. He did this when he got in bed with a porn star while he already had a woman who barely just gave birth to his kid 2. You shall not steal He did this as proven in court when he was hold liable for fraud and literally had to pay over $500 million although it got reduced. Same when he scammed people with “Trump university” lol 3. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor. He does this one very often when he name calls anyone who disagrees with him and he lies about them in social media. Denying these is at this point nonsensical

[@runrafarunthebestintheworld]

"and we will be looking at that very strongly." 😅😅😅

Hey buddy you forgot the raccoons has me dying laughing.

[@Flowerprincess323]

Makeup and neck folds fabulous! Would be great if they put red blisters on his hands while holding the Bible! Lol

[@theowl3756]

Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

[@thenightporter]

😂😂😂😂

[@RS-tz2zn]

You would think Trump was President right now with all the focus he is getting. I’m old enough to remember when SNL made fun of current presidents and didn’t care about politics

[@danh5368]

@@RS-tz2znI found the triggered trumpet 😂

[@Redandranger]

@@RS-tz2zn I'm old enough to remember when people like Trump would be dead or in jail and certainly not garnering any political support except from his mother. SNL also made fun of presidential candidates not just the sitting POTUS. The GOP needs to stop behaving like a reality TV show and put forward some non-whackjobs. Did they not learn from Sarah Palin?

[@lewid019]

​@@RS-tz2znyeah..youre lying. Unless you're 8 😂

[@BurroGirl]

This guy is really good with all of trump's facial expressions and body language. Love it.

[@beenaplumber8379]

They even did the old lady vag. on his neck.

[@jaengen]

He would look even more like Trump if he gained 100 pounds.

[@serendipityshopnyc]

He's got the sniffs down perfectly!

[@Foxfire-cv5yp]

Plenty of vids on yt with his Trump shtick before he was hired for snl. His voice has been better in prior skits and vids, but still spot on mannerisms

[@mikekolokowsky]

Except he’s too intelligent, fast and animated. Slow down to half speed, restrict motion like you’re 77 with arthritis and you have the real deal. It’s too ugly to mock, sad, really.

[@RAMelloh-ij5sl]

The Devil selling Bibles, comedy gold.

[@ysaismartinez7618]

This guy plays a great Donald. The way he goes all over the place from one unrelated topic to the next is so funny.

[@tyst5927]

His voice impression though is not top tier.

[@ellierose2661]

Hands down the best Trump voice impersonation I've ever heard. Totally nailed it! Brilliant

[@wintertrooper7918]

His voice isn't a close as Alec Baldwinsville impression but he nails the cadence changes and the lapse pauses way better

[@noUGames]

"Or if you have a son taking dance classes" 😂😂😂

[@stephensullivan1011]

Haha didn't expect that little zinger in there

[@BTBEV3469]

"The other side does Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter or a son taking dance classes." OMG LOL!!!

[@sandraredmond7911]

His version of the former one is so spot on!

[@davidputterman2719]

James Austin Johnson is priceless. This is the second year I watched the Easter cold opening with him and couldn't stop laughing. Funny as hell.

[@sarahchavez3431]

I watched it several times last year🤣 who knew it could get even better

[@davidputterman2719]

Those were some of SNL's best skits ever!@@sarahchavez3431

[@kristinnelson-patel442]

The makeup work on the neck folds😂😂😂

[@user-vt3zq1vc7s]

The Bible and the Constitution, two things he's never read

[@alinapiftor8985]

From the standpoint of not liking fruit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Genius, I tell you! This was a blast. Thanks, SNL!

[@turkeyman86]

He should win an award for this impersonation!! Absolutely magnificent!!!!

[@gerardodwyer5908]

It's a crap impression. He neither sounds like Trump, or looks like Trump.

[@Alphacentauri819]

@@gerardodwyer5908 Is it because you’re a trump supporter? Or? I’m interested in what is blocking you from seeing the connection.

[@christinap-c]

@@Alphacentauri819Seriously! JAJ is SPOT ON 😂

[@MrVenom973]

Nah he's ok,Baldwin was way better

[@RiggyRiggertons]

They should bring Shane Gillis in whenever they need a Trump. Get him the Trump shoes.

[@jazthejourney]

The sad part is how close this is to what actually is happening 😂😂😂

[@jazthejourney]

We will be looking in to the 4th Destiny's Child very strongly 😂😂😂

[@ricknkelly1]

Tha sad part is you’re stupid enough to believe that.

[@kirbysnortfarts9819]

A great companion book to the Bible is, "BIBLE STORIES MOTHER NEVER TOLD ME" by C.L. Putnam. These are the stories they will NOT tell you in church!!!

[@tamyrajones9566]

The way I almost peed on myself from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@a.r.npotential150]

Well done, “Very good at saying no to the snake… not liking fruit” 🤦 I lost it on that one

[@tammylewis2408]

He's grabbed too many fruits and must pay EJ Carroll and Stormy Daniels. He IS the snake.

[@vickien2389]

RIGHT!!! LMAO!!!

[@jgrey8959]

Notably more coherent than the actual guy.

[@eflorio4143]

u mean JOE BIDEN

[@tonystevenson26]

And 100 times more coherent than brain dead Biden

[@vidmasterK1]

​@eflorio4143 jeez Trump supporters really cannot spell, after all.

[@tuckernaughton]

@eflorio4143 that's President Biden to you, rube.

[@dengenturpin5417]

​@@vidmasterK1well it is a fact that Joe Biden is incoherent a lot. Trumpists unable to spell, well that's more of your opinion. See the difference?

[@sarahreynolds585]

"please lead us into temptation" 😂

[@CB-ee9ic]

God, he’s so good at this! 😂 I needed something to laugh about, so thank you so much! 🙏🏻✝️🐇

[@jeannes.356]

Check out the snl skit, “the day you were born.” That might make you laugh too! :)

[@figmo397]

James Austin Johnson has clearly put a lot of work into his Trump imitation. This was pretty funny, but I laughed really hard when he got to the "bing bong bing" in the prayer.

[@vc5243]

This guy really deserves an Oscar for all his Trump performances. He's a genius.

[@gheller2261]

Emmy.

[@ursulawanza8674]

He sounds just like trump.

[@BTBEV3469]

Emmy's for TV, Oscars for Film...

[@theoriginalCoCoSmith]

Alec Baldwin was really really funny to bad he is going through his own legal situation

[@PhilipX2030]

Is he similar to Tina Faye with Sarah Palin?

[@swillwill6434]

That was freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-pu3lm7nt2w]

Oh yes and the best part is somewhere in 2 Corinthians

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

"In the Bing, Bing, Bong, there were wise men, big, muscles and tears streaming down their faces, and they said, Sir, you have the best brain, Sir!"

[@Conservadouche93]

You might want to start getting used to it

[@SixteenTonesStudio]

well, you're very good at coming up with apt usernames 😂

[@rcpilot179]

​@@Conservadouche93 because it's going to be mandatory to idolize the Orange wannabe dictator Jesus. Praise the Dotard or be jailed.

[@into.the.wood.chipper.]

​@@Conservadouche93Imagine wanting to get used to that.

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

The Cold Open did not disappoint 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@gerardodwyer5908]

It was crap.

[@YUMLiberalTears]

You take shaky cellphone videos of your neighbors while insulting their perceived mental illnesses. You're obviously not well in the head.

[@diagorasofmel0s]

fuck trump but are neoliberals actually this unfunny?

[@mr.mikemach1183]

Only special needs liberals would find this remotely funny.

[@Solitude47152]

President Trump is back to save USA 🇺🇸

[@user-pu3lm7nt2w]

Also made in China from 100 percent Bible.

[@gmhefner1]

james austin johnson is one of my favorites on SNL!!

[@spornge]

It is so nice for Trump to make writing so easy for SNL< the Sneakers ad was gold.

[@bovinityleak2066]

It writes itself. The difficulty is distinguishing it as a parody.

[@LateNightwithStudBuyers]

what makes it work is the same reason why the Onion doesn't do much these days: reality is so absurd that merely quoting and repeating current events is now our satire. wish we were in the parks n rec 2017 future...

[@shannonbennett5692]

Yeah he sold a product that's the difference between conservative and leftist. We make and sell, you take and steal. The false moral outrage about a religion that leftists openly hate is so...typical.

[@TheJ1961]

Cause Biden is so good..😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@inicioentertainment3226]

His Trump is THE BEST!!! He is so accurate in the changes in sound and making the schmorgesbord of idiocy coming from his mouth sound completely natural and in-rehearsed. What an actor! Bravo my man!!!

[@BTBEV3469]

He even nails the parts where Trump, always the victim, raises his pitch and quietly says, "That's all right..." It's unbelievably accurate.

[@Avenger_X91]

For me it's Shane Gillis, but yeah this dude is a close 2nd.

[@hickoryhippie]

@@Avenger_X91 This dude is number one. What makes JAJ number one is the fact that he not only has the voice down, but he has the mannerisms. The tiny idiosyncrasies that Shane would never nail (not that he's incapable, but he's just a lazy dawg - which i say with the utmost love).

[@Avenger_X91]

@hickoryhippie idk, im sticking with Shane, especially with the gig where he said how Trump would be the funniest president to get killed (dark i know), it was so spot on how i imagine it would actually go. But im not gonna degrade JAJs impression either, his is absolutely great!

[@overthehilllady]

Fantastic monologue and DELIVERY !!!

[@irenecoleman]

This is so very funny - and Trumpy