Easter Cold Open - SNL

[@VundalI]

Really missed an opportunity for cutting the book of judges "Judges...not a fan of judges."

[@jimslancio]

Best comment of the day.

[@DeKitten]

This would've been perfect!!!!

[@Standardqueso]

You owned internet today.

[@MrDezCTE]

Most underrated comment 🔥

[@bobbypinkston9374]

Comment so nice wish I could like it twice.

[@jasonw7521]

"Sounds like a joke, and in many ways it is, but its also very real" 😂😂

[@jonathantifone8001]

We are the punchline.

[@helenryan5217]

This sums up Trump's whole campaign.

[@josephcamhi5676]

ThraIIs of the Democratic Party confuse DNC propaganda on SNL with reality.

[@wolfmare50]

A dangerous joke.

[@plaidpanda]

​@@wolfmare50 Dangerous, unfunny, and completely unhinged.

[@laurenw.8178]

“Made from 100% Bible”, “Bing bing bong” TF, I CANT 😂😂

[@TheInkPitOx]

Trump is speaking in tongues

[@joannewitzkowski3407]

Forked ones.

[@veramae4098]

Should be holding it upside down. 😂😂

[@jamesdacc2068]

@@veramae4098Good observation. They definitely missed that opportunity😆.

[@jc8258]

😂😂😂

[@katerodger]

James is soooooooo accurate, omg - the way his cadence changes "but...I'm not doing this for money... " everything, so good.💸💸💸

[@tinasepulveda1895]

lmao it was funny 😂😂

[@wintertrooper7918]

They should get hom more padding lol

[@isaiahayers1550]

It's truly great. I never stop being amazed at how comprehensive his impression is. The facial expressions, the cadences, the inflection, the breathing, the hand movements, the sudden, loud bursts, and on and on. There's only one flaw and that's that Trump's voice is not always so gravely. Sometimes it's a higher pitch and maybe a bit more nasal. But it's still the best overall impression I've seen/heard by far.

[@dl2725]

Amazing, I agree. But he’s sounding a lot too lucid for present-day Trump

[@rachealdiyaolu6762]

The “lead us into temptations” completely flew over their heads but was too funny 😂

[@TheInkPitOx]

You reminded me of The Three Bells

[@mrlaw711]

Should be "lead us into detentions."

[@machonsote918]

Yes, it's "lead us 'not' into temptation"......but taking it seriously..........The Christian "Father" DOES "lead into temptation" but we're asking through this prayer NOT TO DO IT TO US. What kind of nonsense is that?....................Most people are saying "Huh?........hadn't thought about that...".

[@nicomoreno5028]

​@@machonsote918Are you a gnostic?

[@machonsote918]

@@nicomoreno5028 : What's "gnostic"?...............and how do you get that from what I wrote?

[@SayYoJ]

"as you know, I love Bible" "I'm not doing this for the money, I'm doing this for the glory of God and for pandering and mostly for money" The accuracy is frightening 😩

[@wolvesetc]

That line was so spot on

[@diegojines-us9pc]

this orange jesus is trying to MAKE 20 pieces of silver.

[@boomupengineering]

The democrats have cornered the market on pandering. Sorry.

[@sirreadsalot786]

The weird thing is that Trump does it all the time. He tells a lie and the truth in the same sentence.

[@trevorcarey3997]

Now he’s selling a bible for $60 during holy week, and the proceeds may go toward covering his legal fees for paying off an adult film star that he cheated behind the wife, some christian value, Sad

[@4card4ever]

The line between reality and satire has never been so blurred.

[@Praetoreon]

“Bing bong bing bing bing, trespass, DAILY BREAD!” 😂

[@blackdiamond173]

😂😂😂 lol

[@SteveGambin]

Favorite part ... the ending.

[@mrgrillsmg]

Amen!

[@NasXShady]

“The other side has Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter, or a son who’s taking dance classes” 😂

[@wjrasmussen666]

Always ad one more thing to the bit...

[@DravenGal]

Imagine being a sketch show that doesn't even need to write lines for a character, they can just use his own words.

[@gkennedy2998]

Exactly like Sarah Palin.

[@DravenGal]

@@gkennedy2998 True. And Tina Fey was masterful playing her. I don't like Sarah Palin, but I do give her points for going on the show and being able to poke fun at herself. Orange Nero would NEVER do that. Ever. I've been trying to think of any time I've actually seen him laugh, and can't think of a single time. Not even in the 80s.

[@DavidEdwards9801]

There was a writer's strike... lol

[@DravenGal]

@@DavidEdwards9801Yeah, there was also one years ago. What's your point?

[@RobMacKendrick]

@@DavidEdwards9801Man, hadn't thought of that. Lucky we have a guy like Trump who's a satire of himself, and -- luckily -- not union.

[@Coop20]

From the standpoint of not liking fruit 😂

[@veganbadass]

he should have said "I prefer McDonald's hamburgers or tater tots.... with ketchup... and sometimes I might throw it onto the wall... not because I'm having a tantrum but because I'm an artist"."

[@carolinedewey6838]

Got it . . lol

[@TroIIingThemSoftly]

@@veganbadass *hamberders

[@patriciafry8634]

Fabulous

[@RobertEllis-e7p]

Or vegetables, or any healthy food for that matter

[@cyndykated358]

I heard he added a Chapter 11! 😂🤣

[@nicolewalton1771]

🤣 Thank you! I snort laughed at this comment.

[@Freerangeoffice]

Underrated comment for the win!

[@bigtwinj9]

Bwahaha 😂😅

[@KeeganL-ce4vu]

That's Spot On! LOL

[@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@johndoe-ep7qk]

"hallowed be be be....bing bing bong...trespass....daily BREAD!..." brilliant

[@texassunshine6934]

…and please lead us into temptation…and pay our automobiles 😂

[@WyvernYT]

"Trespass daily, bread..."

[@mkb7013]

Tremendous! 😂

[@TheInkPitOx]

Automo-bills@@texassunshine6934

[@gelmann2]

Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

I love how JAJ said, " my favorite part is the end'' on his bible rant. Thats the book of revelations seems fitting.

[@PleaseDontEatAnimals]

But when asked, the real Traitor tRump said he didn't have a favorite verse or favorite part of his"favorite book" and that he liked the Old and New Testament equally. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@JesusHComedy]

That was my favorite part of the skit

[@MarsCapone]

MAGA=Mark of the Beast “sealed upon their foreheads” or whatever

[@andrewcash7156]

Republicans do want to hurry up and fulfill those "prophecies."

[@ricky.alonso]

@@andrewcash7156 because they are dangerously deluded. They're SICK.

[@JonesJr876]

This was so good. Every sentence had something. No fluff, all purpose and on point.

[@sonneversets3530]

Nothing compared to God’s Holy Word. And His Promises. That Sucker Punch winding up promises to be a real _doozy._ The targets won’t be laughing then. But God sure will be. ;) Good luck w/it. 😁

[@carolynscherer3996]

'Please lead us into temptation' 😂

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

James' Trump impression never gets old, He really nails the cadence

[@shydreamguyman4098]

Want Alec Baldwin to come back and do Trump though mainly because it makes Donald so angry .

[@tiffanyanderson9437]

And every now and again, his eyes say “Do you believe this guy?!?” Priceless.

[@knjn5696]

Just hand him an award already! He is so good

[@YUMLiberalTears]

You should take a basic English class.

[@juergen_von_strangle]

Gillis does a better job imo

[@jg5571]

The scariest part is that half of it was actual things he said

[@RachaelCollins-]

😊 I'm not scared, I'm scarred...❤ ReMember back in the old days they used to sell these gigantic Bibles for like 20.00 That's not the one I read. I know a fella that collects Bibles, the small or medium ones... That's how he rolls his tobacco sometimes. Or used to. You don't wanna see crazy 😂

[@TobiasKundig]

What do you mean Half!? More like 99%.

[@RobMacKendrick]

I noticed that, too. Further proof that the man is satire-proof. Nothing you can do will be any more preposterous than he is.

[@headoverheels88]

Literally. When asked by a super christiany movie producer what part he liked about the film Trump said, "I very much so like the beginning... and the end... and the story that happened". Weirdo

[@sunnybearbuds]

For sure.

[@dan_hitchman007]

The first 10 callers in the next 5 minutes also receive a set of Trump steak knives and a subpoena!

[@glenngrossman7354]

Shipping and handling are separate.

[@babesimmons4017]

Funny!😅😂

[@thaisstone5192]

And lawyers get disbarred at no extra cost!!!

[@ColinMcCarter]

I called but they were out of Knifes so I took the AR

[@robertbeining141]

@dam_hitchman007 LMFAO!!! No doubt!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@QueenBDreamwalker]

If this Truth wasn't so terrifying it could be hilarious as a comedy sketch 😳

[@evientually]

Right?? 😂😭

[@KCMasterpiece0527]

God, he really has the voice down pat. The “bing, bing, bing” part has me dying

[@DancerGirl-24]

If you think he has the voice down, you'll reall love J L Cauvin - look him up.

[@ThereIsNeverEnough]

It amazes me that when he tilts his head back and squints, he looks EXACTLY like trump... (also, 110 likes deserves a comment... bing bing, bong)

[@kingsnakebjj2151]

That one literally dropped me to my knees. I wasn't READY!!!

[@ThereIsNeverEnough]

@@kingsnakebjj2151 HE WADENT REDDY!

[@ThereIsNeverEnough]

this bliss

[@p.montserratsa]

1:38 "I´m selling Bibles! Look at this beautiful Bible, made from a 100% Bible" that's actually peak comedy

[@Flyinglotus25]

If that is peak comedy to you then holy shit you live under a rock.

[@practicalwerewolf]

Comedy, like all forms of entertainment, is entirely subjective. Arguing about what's funny or not is like arguing about your favorite color 😂

[@scotmandel6699]

Not really pretty lame actually and I'm a huge DJT fan who was just hoping it would be funny but it wasn't close to being so.

[@syyner1748]

@@jds3068 You're crying pretty hard there buddy. You ok??

[@syyner1748]

@@Flyinglotus25 wtf do you care?? Are you a butthurt trumper?

[@Bjy001]

OMG the neck! Props to the makeup department. lol.

[@abb0tt]

They should add the bronzer in a horribly applied fashion.

[@roundtwo3321]

@@abb0tt with the gold highlights that he's now wearing.

[@TahTwinkletoes]

They definitely got the turkey neck fold spot on! 🎯 😂

[@RuleofFive]

Yes they nailed the Trump neckgina.

[@kwamebrown5701]

His neck should be featured on porn hub

[@ysaismartinez7618]

This guy plays a great Donald. The way he goes all over the place from one unrelated topic to the next is so funny.

[@tyst5927]

His voice impression though is not top tier.

[@kaoko111]

When they said that fascism would come to the US wrapped in a flag with a cross i didn't think it would be this literal.

[@rdelrosso1973]

Me neither. I think Sinclair Lewis said that.

[@DolesP...]

If you're American, please vote and encourage others to do as well. Trust me, we don't want to find out what Fascism is like. This guy may come across as an idiotic clown, and in many aspects he probably is, but I believe he's ruthless. With the brain of a child and a sadistic mind, he's probably of the Nero types that don't give a sh*t about lives they don't value. Therefore I believe it'd be a bloodbath, pun intended here, before we realize it's too late. Let's not find out. Democracy might be messy but let's vote to keep our government's feet to the fire rather than placing our entire destiny in the hands of a narcissist!

[@lumenader]

Fascism is joe Biden , take your guns tax your people big government . Dope

[@Ratatatdat]

Yea but the left just loves fascism!

[@httr94]

Hilarious that you truly think Trumpers are fascists. Leftists are the biggest fascists today.

[@scottgodkins2017]

Omgggggg. The addition of the bing-bing-bong was perfect. 🤣

[@TheThemacgurl]

Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

[@EriqKoontz]

I mean, the skit WROTE ITSELF!! As Stephen Colbert says, if Trump leaves politics, late-night comedians will have to actually start working hard. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@yesm2302]

He should speak for himself 😂

[@EarlHayward]

Said the man that supports an administration that says on Easter there shall be no religious symbols on the Easter eggs! It doesn’t matter which side, they are both tragicomedies!

[@yesm2302]

@@EarlHayward So said the man who still considers himself a late night comedian.. (as opposed to a political hack)

[@tomorrowedwards8374]

High 5!

[@mikej4306]

Who watches colbert ?

[@bobbyblair1084]

I Cannot go pass this without watching it again, and again I get a big laugh out of it..

[@ellierose2661]

Hands down the best Trump voice impersonation I've ever heard. Totally nailed it! Brilliant

[@wintertrooper7918]

His voice isn't a close as Alec Baldwinsville impression but he nails the cadence changes and the lapse pauses way better

[@inicioentertainment3226]

His Trump is THE BEST!!! He is so accurate in the changes in sound and making the schmorgesbord of idiocy coming from his mouth sound completely natural and in-rehearsed. What an actor! Bravo my man!!!

[@BTBEV3469]

He even nails the parts where Trump, always the victim, raises his pitch and quietly says, "That's all right..." It's unbelievably accurate.

[@Avenger_X91]

For me it's Shane Gillis, but yeah this dude is a close 2nd.

[@ComradeTrotsky1017]

@@Avenger_X91 This dude is number one. What makes JAJ number one is the fact that he not only has the voice down, but he has the mannerisms. The tiny idiosyncrasies that Shane would never nail (not that he's incapable, but he's just a lazy dawg - which i say with the utmost love).

[@Avenger_X91]

@hickoryhippie idk, im sticking with Shane, especially with the gig where he said how Trump would be the funniest president to get killed (dark i know), it was so spot on how i imagine it would actually go. But im not gonna degrade JAJs impression either, his is absolutely great!

[@JSythe]

Reeboks are fast, Nikes are faster, trump sneakers are the fasicsts!

[@shannonbennett5692]

You say that as you tax the poor to death, take away guns from law abiding citizens, want to jail people for speech, take away jobs based on flu shot status yeah were totally the fascists.

[@andreasboesch9922]

Good one!

[@thenightporter]

I am using that

[@bobbywason9572]

I like this one. Thanks! Bob The Builder👷

[@ShinyBurrito]

Everything is "fascist" to you 🤣

[@alanmorris7669]

First, Trump tried to sell us steaks, then he tried to sell us a school, next he tried selling us sneakers, now he's trying to sell us the scriptures. LMAO!

[@seanwalker6052]

Don't forget the steaks

[@leogrogan1923]

@EddemnityThe art of the con? My, my, aren’t we original. Perhaps YOU should work for SNL with that wit(less).

[@vaderthekittenchannel1979]

😂😂😂😂

[@leogrogan1923]

@@vaderthekittenchannel1979 Obviously, you are amused easily.

[@N_Frazier]

Didn’t he sell us a wall that he promised Mexico would pay for?

[@BurroGirl]

This guy is really good with all of trump's facial expressions and body language. Love it.

[@beenaplumber8379]

They even did the old lady vag. on his neck.

[@jaengen]

He would look even more like Trump if he gained 100 pounds.

[@serendipityshopnyc]

He's got the sniffs down perfectly!

[@Foxfire-cv5yp]

Plenty of vids on yt with his Trump shtick before he was hired for snl. His voice has been better in prior skits and vids, but still spot on mannerisms

[@mikekolokowsky]

Except he’s too intelligent, fast and animated. Slow down to half speed, restrict motion like you’re 77 with arthritis and you have the real deal. It’s too ugly to mock, sad, really.

[@turkeyman86]

He should win an award for this impersonation!! Absolutely magnificent!!!!

[@gerardodwyer5908]

It's a crap impression. He neither sounds like Trump, or looks like Trump.

[@Alphacentauri819]

@@gerardodwyer5908 Is it because you’re a trump supporter? Or? I’m interested in what is blocking you from seeing the connection.

[@christinap-c]

@@Alphacentauri819Seriously! JAJ is SPOT ON 😂

[@MrVenom973]

Nah he's ok,Baldwin was way better

[@RiggyRiggertons]

They should bring Shane Gillis in whenever they need a Trump. Get him the Trump shoes.

[@gabrieldodds9081]

"If you have a daughter, or a son that's taking dance classes" "In the name of the father, the son, and the easter bunny" 😂😂😂

[@drkprnc87]

bing bing bing, bong bong

[@brady8257]

Don’t mention anything Easter related on trans visibility day!!

[@80sChick80s]

​@brady8257 Calm down cowboy. It's leap year and the next time Easter falls on March 31st is 2086. You'll be just fine sweety.

[@sexydictator3241]

​@@brady8257I mean, next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday. 😂

[@brady8257]

@@80sChick80s If pollsters could find the invisible trans voters it would help Biden’s numbers.

[@Tigertown84]

There's me yelling at Noah "Hey, buddy. You forgot the raccoons. " I don't know why that line cracks me up so much.

[@mrasiianboii9719]

I'm with you. It was a great line

[@ELWest1000]

That "bing bong bing" prayer thing killed me 🤣

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Only Trump could get away with selling off brand sneakers and bibles, This man is shameless

[@victorybeginsinthegarden]

Don't forget steaks, water, vodka and fake schools

[@cardinalRG]

@@victorybeginsinthegarden -- And selling himself as a "stable genius".

[@Bogg8oo]

Watch out, if you try to hold him accountable you’ll be labeled a leftist

[@victorybeginsinthegarden]

@@cardinalRG true

[@JamesJones-mm2nm]

Don’t worry he won’t get away with it!

[@vc5243]

This guy really deserves an Oscar for all his Trump performances. He's a genius.

[@gheller2261]

Emmy.

[@ursulawanza8674]

He sounds just like trump.

[@BTBEV3469]

Emmy's for TV, Oscars for Film...

[@theoriginalCoCoSmith]

Alec Baldwin was really really funny to bad he is going through his own legal situation

[@PhilipX2030]

Is he similar to Tina Faye with Sarah Palin?

[@tomsampson8084]

A bunch of things Trump has never read understood or cared about. The bible, the constitution, or reality. He is the best con man that has ever lived.

[@lisa0795]

He’s so good at doing Trump. “I love bible, it’s my favourite book” 😂😂😂

[@Lonewolfmike]

Right behind his other favorite book Mein Kampf.

[@jakeholmannf]

​@@Lonewolfmike Heh, thought he could've included a line about keeping both on his bedside table when I heard that line!

[@MikeJ2023]

Inaccurate depiction he let those women leave and didn’t grab them by the 🐱.

[@lisa0795]

@@MikeJ2023 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lonewolfmike]

@@MikeJ2023 Donnie is a serial serial sexual predator and that has been known for decades. There are so many different women who have said Donnie sexually assaulted them it isn't funny. On top of that he was a really good friend of Epstien and there are many, many pictures to prove it.

[@bookgirlny8511]

“Made from a 100% Bible” 😂

[@shellie5617]

Sold for $6.66

[@robbycarson4999]

No trees were hurt in the making of this Bible. It is made from 100% recycled Bibles!!

[@nicholasmaude6906]

@@shellie5617 More like $66.6😉😁.

[@tictaccandy9217]

Yet it's still missing two books 😂

[@Katfancy40]

His favorite number

[@paulcooper8818]

"Includes the Constitution and Pledge Of Allegiance and I don't know maybe Miranda Rights." --- so funny

[@neuvocastezero1838]

Until it's not.

[@johnclark6424]

Miranda Rights is perfect

[@AnitaClue]

A nice play on the fact that the bill of rights has been mentioned as being in it separate from the fact that the constitution is in it.

[@itsthepens]

‘Made from 100% Bible’ made me spit Diet Coke all over myself 😂😂😂

[@davidputterman2719]

James Austin Johnson is priceless. This is the second year I watched the Easter cold opening with him and couldn't stop laughing. Funny as hell.

[@sarahchavez3431]

I watched it several times last year🤣 who knew it could get even better

[@davidputterman2719]

Those were some of SNL's best skits ever!@@sarahchavez3431

[@jgrey8959]

Notably more coherent than the actual guy.

[@eflorio4143]

u mean JOE BIDEN

[@tonystevenson26]

And 100 times more coherent than brain dead Biden

[@Foxfire_forty-nine]

​@eflorio4143 jeez Trump supporters really cannot spell, after all.

[@tuckernaughton]

@eflorio4143 that's President Biden to you, rube.

[@dengenturpin5417]

​@@Foxfire_forty-ninewell it is a fact that Joe Biden is incoherent a lot. Trumpists unable to spell, well that's more of your opinion. See the difference?

[@sandeshvantveen]

Even the little arm gesture to kind of tell the audience to stop cheering, but not really, is spot on.

[@niecejohns1027]

James Austin Johnson just set his place in history.

[@theowl3756]

Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

[@thenightporter]

😂😂😂😂

[@RS-tz2zn]

You would think Trump was President right now with all the focus he is getting. I’m old enough to remember when SNL made fun of current presidents and didn’t care about politics

[@danh5368]

@@RS-tz2znI found the triggered trumpet 😂

[@Redandranger]

@@RS-tz2zn I'm old enough to remember when people like Trump would be dead or in jail and certainly not garnering any political support except from his mother. SNL also made fun of presidential candidates not just the sitting POTUS. The GOP needs to stop behaving like a reality TV show and put forward some non-whackjobs. Did they not learn from Sarah Palin?

[@lewid019]

​@@RS-tz2znyeah..youre lying. Unless you're 8 😂

[@SynchroScore]

I especially like how it includes the Constitution and Declaration of Independence. Like the Bible, they're all documents that Trump and his supporters have never read and don't understand, despite claiming to support them.

[@jakklump]

Every one of those turds is a lazy follower that has their cult leaders tell them what to think......

[@markb3786]

It's actually much more sinister. It's part of revisionist history to persuade that the Bible was a tool in the creation of our governmental framework. It wasn't, by the way.

[@tammylewis2408]

They failed history. No wonder our education system is screwed.

[@justbecky8469]

MY THOUGHT EXACTLY!!!! 💯 smh, lol

[@ramonmoreno8014]

And no Weights and Measures page

[@steelblade1]

Did anyone else notice the unicorns loading on the ark?

[@davidknightx]

Oh yeah, I did. The graphics department was having some fun 😂

[@graceperez5620]

Yes😂😂

[@stevepeterson5943]

That's the only reason they survived!

[@lnsflare1]

The Bible actually does mention unicorns, which means that they would therefore have to have been on the Ark. This is actually a thing in apologetic circles.

[@majorneptunejr]

@@lnsflare1 But no mention of dinosaurs. Because they did not know they had existed. Yet somehow they knew how heaven earth was formed .

[@outdoorasmr]

They way they made his sleeves loose around his hands to make them look tiny 😂🤣 lol!!

[@Phi1618033]

When you can literally violate every commandment and still sell Bibles.

[@YUMLiberalTears]

Which ones did he violate? Cite them with examples, thanks.

[@maddenlegend922]

To Trump, his commandment is the only thing he needs.

[@maddenlegend922]

​@@YUMLiberalTearsOne the USA Bible is taking God's name in vain. It also (in a way) worships other things than God by putting the Constitution and other American documents before God. Plus its hypocritical to embody seperation of church and state yet your violating it with this heretical junk. Its not an outrage to just Christians, but also other religions too.

[@sirreadsalot786]

@@YUMLiberalTearsThou shalt not commit adultery,as in Stormy Daniels

[@Power_to_the_people567]

@@YUMLiberalTears I can name a few lol 1. You shall not commit adultery. He did this when he got in bed with a porn star while he already had a woman who barely just gave birth to his kid 2. You shall not steal He did this as proven in court when he was hold liable for fraud and literally had to pay over $500 million although it got reduced. Same when he scammed people with “Trump university” lol 3. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor. He does this one very often when he name calls anyone who disagrees with him and he lies about them in social media. Denying these is at this point nonsensical

[@da3855]

I’m so happy SNL decided to spoof the Trump Bible infomercial 😂

[@heatherstarling1653]

I knew three days ago. And it did not disappoint 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

[@ryanjohnson3615]

I think I laughed harder at the original but not in a good way.

[@impala359]

It was on my bingo card after I saw the original

[@YUMLiberalTears]

Imagine needing something so bitter and unfunny to make your life happier. Kind of embarrassing...

[@NotSure-e8z]

@@YUMLiberalTears LOL your tears are delicious.

[@bigbagoforanges]

"The other side does Hello, Kitty, if you have a daughter or perhaps a son who takes dance classes." Hilarious.

[@firsttimeblogbyrana4821]

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[@timscott84]

And they said you couldn't have jokes like that these days. See it's funny without being offensive but just silly.

[@kristentindle3075]

More accurate had he held the Bible upside down ROFL

[@MareMeyer]

Thank you for advocating for girls names other than Mary. Signed, Mary

[@tuckernaughton]

Hi Mary

[@whazzat8015]

Merry Easter

[@mustafa1name]

How contrary

[@torgnyaanderaa2334]

@@mustafa1name Touché :D

[@jras8652]

So sad there is so much disrespect for others in the world.

[@zoeledwards6617]

I like how whenever Cold Open skit starts, you can hear laughs. Also, James’ Trump impression is amazing and on point.

[@MrDong101]

It's really not good. Doesn't move or sound like Trump. Maybe a C+.

[@Lonewolfmike]

@@MrDong101 Your sense of humor seems to be in the D+ range.

[@MrDong101]

@@Lonewolfmike couldn't come up with anything original? You work for snl?

[@Lonewolfmike]

@@MrDong101 You have no originality at all. Who do you work for "Fox News" or OANN or NewsMax??

[@MrDong101]

@@Lonewolfmike lol, was that sarcastically unoriginal, or just normal you unoriginal.

[@tarasandlinmusic]

Notice he doesn’t apologize to Amos for leaving him out. Amos being the prophet who famously wrote “Let justice roll down like waters, and righteousness like a holy stream” and is often regarding as a source of inspiration for Christians working for social justice. Clever touch.

[@kitskivich]

Thanks, @tarasandlinmusic. I've been trying to figure out the two Bible references.

[@lurklingX]

ohhhhh amos the person. i was thinking the books. maybe the other ref was a person as well?

[@graceuniversitylutheranchu2430]

@@lurklingX Habakkuk is also a very short book about justice. (I'm a Christian, and I even preached on a passage from Habakkuk once long ago, but I still had to look it up🤣)

[@GTOGregory]

I'm waiting for the abridged gold letter version with Trump's comments in the margins. 🤣

[@jaegerjae]

The Grift N... I mean Cliff Notes

[@runrafarunthebestintheworld]

"and we will be looking at that very strongly." 😅😅😅

[@kristinnelson-patel442]

The makeup work on the neck folds😂😂😂

[@sirtainlee8725]

1:12 "All right girls. You can go now. I'm not paying you for any more line. I'm not even paying for those lines. You know me. Move along. I'm making you famous. You owe me."

[@curtisrobinson7962]

And if he added: You're not my type.

[@seanryan3020]

Best-case scenario for any woman who meets him!

[@roundtwo3321]

@@curtisrobinson7962 But, then identified them in a photograph as his wife.

[@ChristopherGeryak]

James is so good, this was a hilarious sketch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@figmo397]

James Austin Johnson has clearly put a lot of work into his Trump imitation. This was pretty funny, but I laughed really hard when he got to the "bing bong bing" in the prayer.

[@noUGames]

"Or if you have a son taking dance classes" 😂😂😂

[@stephensullivan1011]

Haha didn't expect that little zinger in there

[@nygrl6102]

The only thing that could improve his impression would be a fat suit.

[@Sgt_Zig]

Mouth needs to be much more b-hole like, hair needs to be much stupider, hands need to be MUCH smaller.

[@nawrasmajo7787]

Like ya mamas right ??

[@onlysilv]

A diaper would be more realistic

[@godlygamer911]

@@nawrasmajo7787 You do know that your comment implies his mom is in shape, right?

[@phoenixrising1242]

😂😂😂😂

[@briengakaplan-b1550]

I think everybody missed him and Moses in the baskets were like Mario Kart 😂😂😂

[@dstmars1]

'Our Father who are in heaven, Hallowed bb be be bing bing bong..." priceless.

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

"In the Bing, Bing, Bong, there were wise men, big, muscles and tears streaming down their faces, and they said, Sir, you have the best brain, Sir!"

[@KatieAubrie]

You might want to start getting used to it

[@SixteenTonesStudio]

well, you're very good at coming up with apt usernames 😂

[@rcpilot179]

​@@KatieAubrie because it's going to be mandatory to idolize the Orange wannabe dictator Jesus. Praise the Dotard or be jailed.

[@into.the.wood.chipper.]

​@@KatieAubrieImagine wanting to get used to that.

[@intheshell35ify]

The man is a punchline without shame and yet his faithful are so faithful to the reality he narrates. It's baffling.

[@EarlHayward]

Agreed… Yet supplanted by those that believe a man can be a woman because they feel like one! It doesn’t matter how you lean, both are tragicomedies!

[@sonneversets3530]

@@EarlHayward With the _biggest_ yet to come.... *God will not be mocked.* And HE gets the last laugh. He who laughs last.... ;) Tick Tock...⌛ 👍

[@e0n555]

@@sonneversets3530 You seem to be rooting for them End Times.

[@scottwhite165]

It's a cult and I doubt that they will ever be deprogrammed.

[@bettyedavis5912]

Whereas the faithful to dementia Joe are? The actor was good, but the actual Trump is GREAT.

[@jessehoffman5302]

that guy has his inflection down so perfectly. very impressive.

[@f.frederickskitty2910]

😂 They nailed Trump's neck perfectly here

[@kidflashclone]

His favorite part's the ending because he's in it, anti-Christ and all lol

[@felicitousfeline9956]

You said it! His character and behavior is the antithesis of Christof!

[@midknight]

Donald Trump = Damien Thorne from the Omen

[@JavierFernandez01]

oooooooo! thats a burn. 😈

[@hawkeye-m-9e]

ANTI-CHRIST

[@TheJanet4321]

Yes, I think he literally is.

[@clqudy4750]

Nailed that! So talented is he and that cold open was cathartic. Happy Easter everyone! 💐

[@JennHolt]

This was perfect. Like a perfect phone call.

[@Kellysupernurse]

He does a straight on impersonation! His make up team does a great job even with the neck lol!

[@RobeLifeMusic]

James Austin Johnson might be the best Trump impression in SNL history.

[@DrStrange1966]

Absolutely -- there is no contest. Even better than that Trump that hosted once.

[@Jack0fAllTrades]

James Austin johnson and Darrell Hammond are my fav

[@pbfrank13]

Shane gillis was just on and does a way better trump

[@kevinstafford8347]

I think saying "MIGHT BE" is un-American.

[@JaJ-uh6ig]

He doesn’t make enough grammatical errors or slurs his words!🤪

[@charlenemack7040]

Trumps Bible comes with Crayola crayons.

[@AnitaClue]

Another missed opportunity for SNL. They could have had the illustrations be coloring pages.

[@psyckohero1002]

I think it comes with orange highlighter for your favorite passages

[@TheAureliac]

I think he'd sell the ones with unsafe chemicals.

[@ChillyWillyJr]

Trump reads the Bible about as much as I read instructions from IKEA! 😂😂

[@scottrosenthal3437]

I wasn't aware he could read. I haven't put anything together from IKEA recently but I thought it was all pictures! Even that's probably too deep for Dumpf.

[@spercwolf2985]

🤣 there is absolutely no way Trump read the Bible.

[@davidflewelling5043]

There is no way trump read the peanuts comic

[@The_Notorious_N.O.E.]

This man was President of the United States and he's probably never even read the Constitution 🤦‍♂️

[@MollymaukT]

There's plenty of interviews of people asking about his favorite passages and him deflecting and dodging harder than Neo in the matrix

[@stevesmith9617]

Neither do you. And you belive its true. Right?

[@antarchy1]

9 out of every 10 Christians have never read it. They just know some catch phrases the preacher repeats every Sunday. Ask a Christian if they know what 50 shekels refers to in the bible.

[@spornge]

It is so nice for Trump to make writing so easy for SNL< the Sneakers ad was gold.

[@bovinityleak2066]

It writes itself. The difficulty is distinguishing it as a parody.

[@LateNightwithStudBuyers]

what makes it work is the same reason why the Onion doesn't do much these days: reality is so absurd that merely quoting and repeating current events is now our satire. wish we were in the parks n rec 2017 future...

[@shannonbennett5692]

Yeah he sold a product that's the difference between conservative and leftist. We make and sell, you take and steal. The false moral outrage about a religion that leftists openly hate is so...typical.

[@TheJ1961]

Cause Biden is so good..😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amycantwell8715]

$60.00 with shipping and handling brings it to $ 66.60 .

[@EarlHayward]

But, purchase right now and it is only twenty payments of 3:33!

[@theoriginalCoCoSmith]

I hope you didn't buy it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PhilipX2030]

Doesn't it! 😈 So sick. Meanwhile, this guy should not even be eligible to run in the election at all

[@sonneversets3530]

Where’d you get that shipping figure? Your wishful imagination? *God will not be mocked.* You poor lost things just think you’re getting away w/it. You’re definitely not. 😂

[@sonneversets3530]

Fantasy figuring? 😂

[@mushdogful]

How can something he's never read be his favorite book?

[@AnitaClue]

If it makes him more money than any other book.

[@Eudaimaniac44]

It's really "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"

[@woohunter1]

Mike Lindell: “I sell pillows filled with garbage and people buy them”. Trump: “Hmmm, I think I will sell spray painted shoes and bibles”

[@tessbennett3796]

The stone rolling back, stopping short, and rolling a bit more had me laughing harder than it should have.

[@jazthejourney]

The sad part is how close this is to what actually is happening 😂😂😂

[@jazthejourney]

We will be looking in to the 4th Destiny's Child very strongly 😂😂😂

[@ricknkelly1]

Tha sad part is you’re stupid enough to believe that.

[@ajf5823]

Totally nailed Trump!

[@CarlosMendez-z3l]

Thou shall not admit adultery.

[@alexhale2696]

Mind you, it's "Donald Trump Verison" of the Bible. So the 10 Commandments aren't allowed in there. It's actually the opposite of them. 😅

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Admit? LOL!

[@Iluvpie6]

“Admit” must be in the trump translation

[@tammylewis2408]

Thou shall have NO other Gods before me.............by selling cheap sneakers and Bibles, his supporters are worshipping his golden calf. He makes those televangelists look like amateurs when it comes to the art of the con.

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

The Cold Open did not disappoint 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@gerardodwyer5908]

It was crap.

[@YUMLiberalTears]

You take shaky cellphone videos of your neighbors while insulting their perceived mental illnesses. You're obviously not well in the head.

[@diagorasofmel0s]

fuck trump but are neoliberals actually this unfunny?

[@mr.mikemach1183]

Only special needs liberals would find this remotely funny.

[@Solitude47152]

President Trump is back to save USA 🇺🇸

[@furyboom]

I almost couldn't tell the difference between him and the real Trump.

[@LindaC616]

He's doing better at the lip pursing. But he would need to put on 60-80 more pounds

[@wjrasmussen666]

Not orange enough

[@ScottBeamer]

He's certainly better than Alec Baldwin was.

[@wjrasmussen666]

@@ScottBeamer Well Baldwin was good with it at the start, but as time when by it got more and more exaggerated. I do enjoy this guy though.

[@rcpilot179]

The neck isn't fleshy or disgusting enough 😊

[@mightyjohn1854]

This guy really nails the voice!

[@gljm]

It took me a while to realize this was a Parody and not an actual Trump commercial it was so spot on.

[@katieturner7361]

I got lost in it myself for a moment.

[@waltdill927]

Scholar's Note: The Trump Bible passages quoting Trump's sayings are highlighted in bright orange.

[@cferg9835]

That’s the funniest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in awhile. IT’S AN EASTER MIRACLE!!

Hey buddy you forgot the raccoons has me dying laughing.

[@a.r.npotential150]

Well done, “Very good at saying no to the snake… not liking fruit” 🤦 I lost it on that one

[@tammylewis2408]

He's grabbed too many fruits and must pay EJ Carroll and Stormy Daniels. He IS the snake.

[@vickien2389]

RIGHT!!! LMAO!!!

[@BoomSlang001]

Perfection! And that bible is pretty great, too. "Hallowed be be be... bing bing bong... trespass... daily bread!"

[@JP-lu9ed]

SNL Trump knows more of the Lord’s Prayer than DJT

[@stevegarrett3229]

2 Corinthians 🤣

[@Paul-tn3sc]

Well, Mr. Biden would probably confuse a Bible with a toaster Biden is too old and feeble to stand trial… but is the perfect man to lead the country for four more years

[@Flowerprincess323]

Makeup and neck folds fabulous! Would be great if they put red blisters on his hands while holding the Bible! Lol