easy pete doesn't trust you

easy pete won't give you his dynamite so stop asking
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[@tornadoawe]

"Easy Pete, I am going into battle and I require your strongest dynamite."

[@thesleepypiggy]

"My dynamite is too strong for you courier. My dynamite can kill a deathclaw, let alone a man."

[@scarletbard6511]

You've had your say, Easy Peter, but I'll have mine. You're a varmint. A varmint with no respect for the mail delivery service.

[@kendakgifbancuher2047]

Why respect mailmen? When my dynamite can do anything that you can.

[@marcosfelipedeborbaengster9722]

Perfect.

[@cumminglikeahorse]

@@thesleepypiggy It's "you don't know what you ask Courier"

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

Those dialogue zoom ins, and looping mouth movements are absolutely golden lmao.

[@faxjam]

cheers! I wish real life would have people snap their heads in my direction and zoom up when I spoke

[@felfuri2246]

And the looped animation

[@ThePoodle]

YOU :3

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

@@ThePoodle Oh? A cheeky little face this time eh? :3 Y O U!

[@dotfoxtom5942]

*YOU*

[@steelstringd2018]

I love the forced zoom every time he spoke. Good bit. 10/10

[@SamaRaffe]

true new vegas fasion

[@user-qu1xl3ee1d]

+1

[@LordVordred]

Not only that, but because he keeps engaging in dialogue, it's preventing him from loading into the saloon

[@DelEnd_Virtua]

fr 80% of the comedy for me is in the zoom lol

[@TheArtgorithm]

Lol

[@Berd]

I DONT NEED YOUR APPROVAL PETERSON

[@theworstspeedrunner]

Wheres the ep where berd beats Pete up for some dynamite

[@totallynotagoldbar]

Berd is eepy

[@faxjam]

Mr Easyson Peterson asks that you try and dig the dynamite out of his cold dead ass

[@spawnofyakub8390]

Easy B Peterson

[@m.y.k7294]

petehua*

[@naranara1690]

Absolutely fantastic, but I'm sad he didn't transform into Difficult Pete

[@faxjam]

you have to dig out that dynamite for that to happen

[@kornelkalksztajn3883]

​@@faxjam then How about creating a sequel ?

[@Mal05407]

Easy Pete's evil alter ego, Hard Peter

[@crystalbirthdays]

​@faxjam it's his limiter.

[@BirdsBestAnimal]

Easy pete: oh dont do that! Difficult pete: well fuck you **he farts whit all his force, shooting his butt dynamite into you"**

[@bigsmoke1156]

The ending with the stare and music got me lol. Great job as always mate.

[@faxjam]

thanks! It's how I end every conversation I have

[@heunam3593]

If I ever become someone important, I will carry around an audio player with a variety of fallout background jingles that plays every time I stop talking for more than 3 seconds. It would detect my voice specifically.

[@Ostr0]

Shit! 💥 💥 🌚💥 💥

[@maestrofeli4259]

that was the perfect part of the track to put

[@bigyoshi5170]

Patrolling the Mojave makes me wanna patrol the Mojave again

[@Rejukem]

If I wish for a nuclear winter I shall receive a nuclear winter

[@orange8175]

@@Rejukem cause the nuclear winter

[@Helperbot-2000]

patrolling the patrol patrollmost makerolls me wish for a patruclear winteroll

[@glassofwater281]

And then patrol it once again under a different faction with a different character build

[@ElShmoltieMcknoltie]

Just go easy on that pete

[@Drapoligon]

I fucking love fallout new vegas, and this animation gave me a chuckle.

[@faxjam]

thanks! got pulled back into it again recently, never did the dead money dlc so theres actually untouched content there

[@pinkboy1181]

Yh same

[@MrWho302]

@@faxjam Don’t leave a single Gold Bar behind!

[@CrizzyEyes]

@@faxjam Also, collect as many cigarettes as you can.

[@wank563]

@@faxjam hopefully you patched it if not i can help

[@JackiW]

"It takes a great level of experience to handle dynamite." *reads a magazine* "Here you go, son!"

[@skinnypotato9525]

*crouches behind so to become hidden *Puts the dynamite in Easy Petes pockets Pete: Well gosh darn it son I Knew I couldn't trust y.. Pete exploded horrifically, Killing the protagonist in the process, forcing him to respawn at his most recent save point.

[@endaburns2121]

@@skinnypotato9525 *her

[@sodecdash9336]

"It takes a great level of experience to handle dynamite." *Checks Pip-Boy* Dynamite Skill Requirement: 0

[@Brother_Geoffrey]

​@@endaburns2121what

[@endaburns2121]

@@Brother_Geoffrey The main character of Fallout New Vegas is a woman

[@LotsofLights]

the loud FINE and the deadpan stare absolutely slay me lol

[@marcolamagra9419]

I come back to this video just for that lol

[@ElShmoltieMcknoltie]

Looks that could slay * sexual rawr*

[@zenniththefolf4888]

I love how he gets more detailed before it even fully zooms in. Really sells the feeling of an older RPG game where pop in was more frequent and the LOD difference was much more noticeable lol.

[@item459]

the dialogue zoom in is uncannily accurate, amazing job lmao

[@Piotr_Tokarz]

I now know why they call him that. Everyone talking to him gets so scared that everything they say is "Whoa, easy Pete"

[@timbow1833]

lol nice

[@GREATWHITEPOWER]

Хы

[@sweetpepino1907]

It's so good how he generally looks sharper when zoomed in, like it's loading his full model and reverting back to a lower poly model

[@MCPanda6969]

easy pete is easy on the eyes. great animation as always, faxxie

[@faxjam]

cheers Panda! that ol pete sure is a fine fella

[@Chef-15]

I love how the outlines on everything go super thin when it zooms in on Pete.

[@camwing]

But I would trust Easy Pete with my life

[@faxjam]

same here cam, he is very cautious and responsible

[@wickedishiccy7621]

That freakin guitar twang at the end tied it all together so nicely.

[@faceless2302]

the dialogue transition zoom absolutely killed me every time, best gag I've seen in a long time

[@TheChoisington1]

The textures changing clarity when the dialogue zoom-in starts is just such an accurate and perfect detail. 10/10 would quick save murder.

[@eddstuffs9918]

the genuine experience in fall out, also the "FINE" killed me. amazing video as always

[@murkoffcorp4214]

I swear everytime I try to convince him to just spread a little explosives he gives me that look.

[@MrLFJ7]

It's too dangerous

[@murkoffcorp4214]

Even after I took out all the Powder Gangers at the Correctional Facility he still refuses to let me.

[@lairdbob]

As always, Faxjam has produced gold and sent it out unto the masses, ungrateful as they may be. I, for one, recognise this beauty for the incredible art piece it is. Thanks for the animation, I'll be keeping a copy in my head forever.

[@faxjam]

thanks man! may easy petes sweet ass live in your head for years to come 🙏

[@samzoguthecommenter8239]

Darn, Pete’s mouth animations are top notch ngl.

[@hoogachakahoogahooga]

i was so ready for him to start talking at 0:27 and have the camera zoom even closer into his face lmao great stuff

[@RyujinRoninReach]

Each zoom in activates flight or fight response The mouth movement tickles the uncanny vibe

[@sojournerrover9934]

I now need to play New Vegas again. Thank you faxjam

[@faxjam]

Cheers! I always need to play new vegas again

[@capnskurk8679]

Missed opportunity to have pete fly to the moon with that thing up his arse with Blue moon in the background 😂

[@razuthor7225]

me and the lads have a running joke of answering any question with the easy Pete voice saying "nope, too dangerous" so this is perfect

[@marinescu0511]

I love how this jerky head snap + camera zoom-in is still tame compared to how bad it was in oblivion. Where they zoomed you in so fast you’d think every npc was trying to aggressively kiss you / stab you

[@prestongarvey6788]

OH MY GOD ORIGINAL FALLOUT CONTENT FINALLY NO SOYJACK OR CHAD SHIT

[@CoolLookinPea]

Oh you know damn well I’m getting every dialogue out of this character

[@HansPeter-qy3wl]

Damn pete, i didn't know you got something so bombastic stashed back there.

[@austinoakes3898]

I love the riff from the soundtrack this ended on, it fit perfectly, and actually sent me

[@thomasabshire8710]

RIP to the goat

[@bellyit]

I have not played this game and yet its so aesthetically clear that this video is a parody of a specific era of video game, I was onboard immediately.

[@theelectricskinmachine]

You can't handle this dynamite, Courier

[@bobsbrain397]

DYNAMITE KEEPER, I'M GOING INTO BATTLE AND REQUIRE YOUR STRONGEST EXPLOSIVES

[@sleepyboi6681]

The environment constantly changing every time the camera zooms in is just beautiful

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

"You need high explosives experience before ill give you dynamite!" 25 explosives

[@flutter8712]

Wait until he gets difficult

[@PotatoSauceMan]

Rest easy, Pete.

[@daedriccheddar]

Easy Pete: "I can't give you my dynamite. Too dangerous. You're gonna get yourself killed." The Courier: __ Easy Pete: "Why sure, pal! Lemme go get it."

[@jenarosaenz6722]

The guitar strumming through Pete's hollow-head at 1:01. 💀

[@EnviousFlows]

The slow zoom at the end really had me sweating way more than I expected. Great job m8.

[@Trotazik]

The zoom in at the end sent me😂

[@willkeinnamen5829]

omg, I love Fallout New Vegas. Unexpected surprise but a welcome one

[@Frostaltered]

0:54 got me the most. The slow zoom in on his blank face and the guitar kicking in

[@waffleless]

“BASTERD!!”

[@Bacxaber]

The fucking zooms every time he talks killed me.

[@DMb1TPO]

Fallout NV memes in 2023 - just about time

[@jupiterrising887]

Well there's 64 seconds I'm never getting back.

[@Stephanie-mv9iy]

It was worth it wasnt it?

[@abzollozdol251]

Trust the experts, trust easy pete for all your dynamite needs

[@N4psack]

This one short made me return to the Mojave for like a month straight.

[@tymeddaugh1674]

Ah yes, the true new vegas experience

[@mos4434]

I expected the last zoom-in to be him just saying 'howdy.' haha

[@terracottagecheese2767]

Once again, Faxjam's bizarre sense of humor doesn't disappoint.

[@internetdweller1961]

I seriously didn't know the dam dynamite was there... just what I needed to end my day

[@Deboshev]

Эта игра никогда не устареет

[@Reg_The_Galah]

It already has but you just haven’t confronted the reality of it yet

[@Deboshev]

​@@Reg_The_Galah нет, главное чтоб играть было интересно

[@Reg_The_Galah]

@@Deboshev very true, it is just like Gothic

[@brockly7916]

lol..... I was waiting for a zoom in on the dynamite XD

[@raelimperialaerosolkid]

RIP

[@MDE_never_dies]

The Banjo twang at the end coupled with the zoom in made me lol

[@ClassicGamer2996]

If Bethesda made the red dead redemption series

[@Atmos_Glitch]

All that old man needs is his cane, tie and to be walking down the street Ballin!

[@lennoxshepherd3905]

ngl I fully expected him to yeet a stick a dynamite at him after warning him to be careful

[@Patrick.Weightman]

*"You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen"*

[@Beats-sx1ch]

The last zoom in was prime time for bloody-mess shenanigans

[@AegisAuras]

The ending tune reminds me of Fyrestone in Borderlands. Brings me back.

[@binkiebrew]

I never got to have the dynamite. I was deemed too dumb to have it.

[@barghest94]

I love all your work, man. I just started New Vegas and this popped in my feed and I literally gasped.

[@crazyinsane500]

Welp, can't wait for this artist to make it into Smiling Friends. They can totally make an Alan Looking at Audience face.

[@TheG_Boy]

I love the Bethesda NPC zoom

[@RyannEpic]

The amount of times ive beaten this man to death

[@Professor-Badger]

I like the attention to detail on how when they start talking and it zooms the entire world is rendered slightly different

[@OPproductions22]

This would’ve blended in well with the wild wasteland trait

[@LampSurvival]

I can't stop coming back to this

[@harrisbartlett6006]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@Tenchigo100]

I was hoping at the end a explosion happened and he would be ragdoll rotescoped off out of the screen but the screen stays still zoomed in the whole time

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

Oh man, that ambient music at the end was killer. Really tied it all together to make it feel authentic.

[@shadowknuckles100]

Easy Pete is the true antagonist of this game, not Caesar, House, or anyone else. I just want some damn dynamite you monster

[@GodIwishIknew]

Love that there are memes made about a game that came out 13 years ago. Really shows how much the work of those developers impacted us.

[@WesFTK]

easy pete : *exists* also easy pete : B A S T A R D

[@Fbispook]

causal peter just wants you to be safe

[@RorytheRomulan]

Perfectly timed with the twang on the guitar at the end

[@Finn_553]

Easy Pete lookin real easy

[@moustafaabousalem1411]

Bro got that oblivion zoom in on the faces.

[@galactica_2]

I was talking about new Vegas with a friend when this blessed video popped up on my recommended

[@thecinemagician]

Why did I suddenly get anxious when he sat back down?

[@Amantducafe]

Easy Pete: "Too dangerous, sorry. Blow yourself up, blow your neighbor up, blow the whole town up." Difficult Pete: "Blow me"

[@Avalos-Entertainment]

The fast dialogue zoom in got me

[@Cheese_Coffee_]

“Takes great level of experience to handle dynamite” *Explosives 0*

[@rechelsevilla9679]

"It Takes A Great Level Of Experience To Handle Dynamite" *Lit 2 mins later* ✨ it ends up in his a*s ✨

[@JosephShemelewski]

More persistent than a oblivion guard

[@peytonrocheleau1410]

The algorithm sent me. This is dynamite. Subbed.

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

He knows that the moment he exits that last conversation he ceases to exist. Oh what a tragic fate has befallen him...

[@Avefoolish76]

This is why i always use the back door

[@thebreadbringer]

Goddamn, my man. The timing is impeccable. I just now started a new playthrough.

[@ShadeTavish]

Genuinely expected the Gnome "Ough" at the end

[@cartoonthetoon.2724]

THE BACKGROUND MUSIC IS JUST SUCH A NICE TOUCH

[@huntjetson]

The fact he didn't explode at the end when it zoomed in made funnier

[@The_Hattur]

Literally just met irl Easy Pete, honestly he’s chill but silly just like in this animation