Eating P***y Makes You Sick

[@SexyUncleDave]

Uncle Dave eats just about everything.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Internet Comment Etiquette’s farts.

[@wesley3300]

@@p-__ your farts probably cause cancer too

[@paintdrinker455]

Damn I ain’t even realize this was new must been mad drunk

[@kylesells8579]

Sexyuncledave save some p word for the rest of us!

[@superdark336]

call that a balanced diet

[@pamsuepmnos2371]

"oh no you GAGGED? Heaven fucking forbid." What an absolute legendary line, Erik.

[@cocopus]

gagged on his boy's D

[@olh3500]

I like Erik. Erik funny. Burritos good.

[@bassetts1899]

"he'd still try to lure a bunch of girls into a shipping container" fucking killed me, best punchline

[@SnausageKing]

Erik please add seed oils to this list. My grandfather died from seed oil after I coated his stairs with the stuff

[@deadgirl66613]

Yes!😂

[@williehaller5840]

Lmfao

[@sunshinekittin]

this made me laugh out loud, thanks corinthianpleather7967!

[@waterbottle6644]

Same thing happened to my great aunt :(

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

that's funny. I pushed mine down his stairs and no seed oil was involved. Huh. Erik needs to add human arms and hands to this list. We should all be avoiding those.

[@aprilpeep]

You ate up that Andrew Tate comment like it was the sweetest, most lethal love muffin in the world. Thank you for your service

[@hunterhicks9525]

" better to drown in the oceans of our making than wallow in the deserts of neglect" is awe inspiring and he left it in a Facebook post about eating pussy. Great vid as always!

[@jonathanclark9584]

No that was fussy eating lol

[@mosquitomilk9877]

@jonathanclark9584 so at least it went to right demographic

[@sebsplatter914]

Bro, how do you manage to repeatedly put out bangers that can actually live up to your old stuff and still be original?! Fucking legend...

[@phoenixgirl70]

Nobody comes close. People bitch at his upload schedule. He’s writing actual smart comedy plus the ads. Others react to Cut or Jubilee videos and have millions of views. Make it make sense. I’m too polite to say why.

[@spimbles]

yeah i think its criminal how hes such a niche channel nowadays, he used to be kind of a behemoth of KZbin along with Filthy Frank and stuff back in the mid 2010s. it sucks, he deserves to be way more popular, hes so consistently hilarious

[@phoenixgirl70]

@@spimbles Yeah it must have been so frustrating. And he really cares about the quality of his work. Oh I wasn’t on here around that time, but I’ve watched his whole catalog a few times. Damn so that must have been really hard with new creators just outsub him. His view numbers compared to his subs are pretty high though. And I think he’s never monetized or he just doesn’t put any roll ads in. I’ve never had one. I think maybe he thinks it takes us out of the video? There’s gotta be a few that will advertise on his channel. And I don’t know if people can’t imagine things, like everything that went into making of this video. He makes about 15 videos a year. Drew Gooden (who I also like) puts out 12 vids a year and nobody dogs him. I’ve just got huge admiration of the guy and he seems liked by everyone (almost.) And I just went on a tangent, sorry!

[@stmordi]

Youwooot???

[@petrov.mp4]

@@stmordi U WOT M8

[@BlacksteelForge]

I will literally be thinking about "One concussion short of landing on an accent" for weeks. The andrew tate comment was the funniest thing you've written in a long time, and that's a really high bar

[@williehaller5840]

I've had lots of concussions and still haven't landed on an accent. I just hate the American accent I'm sick of it

[@TheBanana93]

Nah the more p*ssy than the PETA cat shredder SENT ME had to pause the video to get my composure back!

[@Imperiused]

This joke sent me howling. Erik's genius really shows sometimes.

[@Tardisntimbits]

Fucking saaaammmmeee, I howled at that one!

[@themachine5647]

That was a glorious essay-bomb hidden in a duffel bag and dropped nonchalantly in the midst of a giant convention of virgin, vag-starved dweebs and 14-year-olds.

[@panasclepias2937]

Lmao, learning that Andrew Tate doesn't go down on women literally explains his entire personality to me.

[@YourPalHDee]

I've lived in Muslim countries and know many Muslims in the UK. It's pretty much true across the board, they don't eat pussy. No clue why, but there ya go.

[@Peng-444]

His lower jaw is so underdeveloped he probably couldn't even if he wanted to.

[@yossarian00]

@@YourPalHDee because muslims hate women

[@zombiemoses]

My god... That Andrew Tate teardown was beautiful.

[@russallen2011]

Oh, it really puzzles me when I see comments from people who don't seem to like Andrew's content. 😕 I mean, his TikToks have brought so much joy and laughter into my life, it's hard for me to understand how someone could feel differently. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, of course, but I just can't help feeling a bit upset about it. He seems like such a wonderful person to me.

[@MarilynMalkovich]

​@russallen2011 I heard he has a basement he'll let you stay in indefinitely if you ask nice

[@yourbeau]

​@@russallen2011 no way are you talking about the same person

[@dabordietrying]

@@russallen2011 dawg... are we thinking of the same person?

[@mj.l]

@@russallen2011go back to jail, andy

[@pkphyre8920]

The Tate comment is an instant classic, it's always legendary when Erick temporarily drops the bit and just actually goes in on someone.

[@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds]

It's hilarious that andrew tates audience agrees with him, like they'll ever even get a chance to refuse going down on someone.

[@russallen2011]

Oh wow, I just adore Andrew's TikToks! 😊 His dance moves and the way he does those funny voiceovers just cracks me up every time! But I've been reading a bunch of comments saying he's a misogynist, and I'm a bit confused. 😕 Isn't that something to do with massages or something? Anyway, I think he's just so talented. I hope he keeps making more of his wonderful videos! 😄👍

[@MarilynMalkovich]

​@russallen2011 I think he had a human traffic accident or something in his buga'i

[@thatoneguyonyoutube4897]

When he said he was one concussion away from landing on an accent 😂

[@phoenixgirl70]

@@thatoneguyonyoutube4897 I’ve heard so many people rip on Tate’s accent but I knew Erik was just gearing up to rip on the guy. And Erik is the absolute greatest!

[@ViciousTuna2012]

Well that's just because every Andrew Tate fan secretly wants to go down on other dudes.

[@johnnyashtray]

Holy Shit! One concussion away from finally landing on an accent is one the best burns I've ever heard. Great Job!

[@superjew837]

“Better to drown in the oceans of our making than wallow in the deserts of neglect.” Beautiful

[@jamesclark5058]

Y’know the creators of Nobbleberry really hit out the park with British culture. Seeing those two square up to each other by bumping their chests together takes me back to secondary school

[@cloudshad0ws]

u wot?

[@Timorio]

y did they hit out the park we needed that

[@sdivine13]

Wot? Pudding? Without eating your meat, mate?

[@LincolnWorld]

Mechanics cause cancer. I never knew. Thanks for explaining it to us Erik!

[@thumbwarriordx]

Uptown Girl just got pretty dark. Jesus christ Billy Joel...

[@thumbwarriordx]

"How could you allow the Uptown Girl to pursue you knowing she was going to get cancer? You can't have truly loved her" >It was the 50's we didn't know nothin' bout nothin'. It's literally all in the other song. Eisenhower, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a new team... etc. That's the full list of things I knew back then. So like I've been saying it was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'

[@jacob_the_honda_snake]

Im a mechanic ive caught a case of cock cancer can confirm

[@mj.l]

@@thumbwarriordxno

[@stmordi]

God damn mechanics. I knew it

[@TeagueChrystie]

"This dude is one concussion away from finally landing on an accent." 😂😭

[@hrlincoln9873]

Now I know why all the nurses want to work on the throat cancer floor.

[@mj.l]

what’s a throat cancer floor?

[@heroinmom153]

​​@@mj.l The floor where the throat cancer is

[@heroinmom153]

​@@mj.l Did... Did that joke go right over your head?

[@jonw12]

​@@mj.l​​It's where big daddy salvia and I are going to die of cancer.

[@onlyusernameleft2]

They want to lick up that HPV ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@princessmaly]

I have a terrible relationship with my dad so I'm gonna need like 1000% more negative boy content plz.

[@Tomoomba]

I try to keep up with Eriks drinking while watching the videos and that always makes me sick :^)

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Internet Comment Etiquette’s farts.

[@angiebear8727]

Many many many many years were spent by Eric working on his alcohol addiction I mean tolerance. You’ll get there dink drink drink 🍺

[@phraydedjez]

Wow, yeah, brain damages is more funs then not brian dmages, goods joib

[@maroon-azure]

@@phraydedjez real

[@NoneOfyourgoddamnbusiness]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.0don’t suck my manhood

[@doomcookies]

My mom badgered me into getting the HPV vaccine even though it seemed pointless to me. Just wanted to say thanks, mom.

[@Clenched.Cheeks]

It's injected with a needle so there's definitely a point.

[@Vitafiend]

Lol

[@Thefirstbrady]

I needed that Andrew Tate burn. These kids just dont get the grift.

[@Gunbudder]

1:23 i had a partner that i could not go down on because i would get violently sick with a tonsil infection every time. she had some natural bacteria growth that made me extremely sick if it got in my mouth, but was otherwise completely undetectable. and no, it wasn't an STD. she had every test there is and had no STDs. its a similar thing to when a person is allergic to another persons semen. its fairly rare, but it does happen

[@Vitafiend]

Thats wild, their genitals is like your kryptonite lmao

[@dywmtcoaeyptycomf]

Dr. Andre Nozik?

[@chetmcman]

Should have just gotten your tonsils removed! Boom, problem solved. That would really gross me out tho ngl poison clam

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

@@chetmcman its not called the forbidden fruit for nothing 😂

[@ladyb9068]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

[@alterego6075]

Tate's botched head shrinking is comedy gold. I almost pithed mythelf lol😂

[@cerilious]

same I cried

[@illwill1991]

Lmao, he kicked an old gypsy woman, and she tried to put a thinner on him, but it only worked on his chin.

[@jackcr2477]

Mike Tyson?

[@phoenixgirl70]

And he tries to hide his buggy eyes behind sunglasses indoors. Now he’s got a bigger beard for hiding the chin. But the spell is too strong!

[@illwill1991]

Fucking Billy Halleck lookin chin ass boy! Listen folks, when it comes to jokes related to Stephen Kings' 1996 horror classic thinner, I got tons of em! If you're looking for a good zinger related to the 1996 film thinner, adapted from the Stephen King novel, directed by Tom Holland, written by Tom Holland and Michael McDowell and starring Robert John Burke, then you come to me! For the film specifically. Because if you're looking for a joke related to the novel, then I'm sorry, but I can't help you. But for the film? I'm your guy!

[@Cyranek]

I might as well be dead already

[@misledtitan]

A mechanic ate my entire girlfriend! But he did a great job fixing my car. I miss her.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Having mentioned both your girlfriend and your car, I like the ambiguity of "her"...

[@docgramps1]

"one concussion away from landing on an accent". Actual tears of laughter. So good.

[@sethdonut]

“This guy is one concussion away from landing on an accent” FUCKING BODIED

[@huxleyalman1723]

Honestly, gotta say the latest few videos have been some of the best! Giving me the same feeling I had all those years ago when I first discovered this channel ❤

[@acedino01]

I love the sheer amount of content Erik makes. I'm hoping we get that movie eventually tho.

[@rag1818]

#sixobesensandamovie

[@phraydedjez]

get off his doink fan boy, thats my cok to suck

[@noramroce2907]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture sorry, I read it before I realized I shouldn’t

[@KeKevin1n]

He made a movie called “two bros and a bong the movie” on his other channel 😂

[@BrickInTheHead]

Feature length nobbleberry movie when NordVPN make it happen I skip through your ads on every channel but this one

[@Iluvrocket]

I got flashbacks to theology class when they started talking about “if it doesn’t lead to procreation, then it’s no good!”

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

In my experience, drinking can lead to procreation. Booze it up, C0hristians!

[@MissNulle2000]

I love the way you got that episode topic apropriately titled in a way you wouldnt need to censor or change later. Good shit Eric.

[@MariMews]

Erik

[@janefkrbtt]

​@@MariMewsgay rick

[@Supermitsuba]

Not anymore

[@MissNulle2000]

@@Supermitsuba yeah this comment didn't age well... kinda like that one video.

[@Supermitsuba]

@@MissNulle2000 great recall, you must have the memory of an Elephant! Not a pineapple.

[@phoenixgirl70]

How I’d love to see Erik destroy Tate in a conversation. And he’d do it with jokes and actual intellect. That’s a creator clash I’d pay to watch.

[@felix.bengtsson]

Very creative solution to simply have the other doctor named Frank as well so as to avoid reshoots

[@johnwallace490]

Across all creative media, this sort of shortcut happens All The Fucking Time. Part of the art is keeping your audience from realizing it, unless it's funny, as it is here.

[@blockchiken]

I'm so glad Negative Boys are Back!!!! Need that as a real podcast

[@andrewsmith1204]

Erik, you've not lost the comment skill. These might be some of my favorite comments in your illustrious career. The Peta comment is a good tattoo idea if I ever want to disappoint my mom further.

[@FelixR1991]

"this dude is one concussion away from finally landing on an accent" has got to be the one-liner of the year.

[@Rabcup]

Erik is like if a throat cancer lesion took a key of coke and invented the dark web

[@williehaller5840]

That is so bizzaro lol

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

When that turns out to be part of the Elon Musk story this dude should sue

[@theodorebear6714]

Exactly

[@jordant.teeterson3100]

Did I just get Redpilled?

[@David-fo6oy]

Ulysses S. Grant died of throat cancer and it actually says on his tomb in New York that it was from eating too much bad puss. Mark Twain suggested he try and cure it by drinking lots of bourbon, unfortunately that just led to more puss, and the cycle was unstoppable. U.S. Grant defeated Lee but could not conquer that puss -- that is why we honor him on the fifty dollar bill. God Bless America!

[@Durrutitv]

Giving your life for the oral pleasure of another is the most noble sacrifice a person can make. RIP Michael Douglas

[@Kink_Shaman]

Nice to see Big Money Salvia taking on the Listicle genre. Filling your videos with arbitrary title-cards is a great way to pad the run-time.

[@phoenixgirl70]

Have you been going down on Koalas? Because that would explain your comment. Go get treated dude.

[@seanchagani5414]

This is the absolute best episode in a while!

[@gizm0s668]

Agreed! Feels like a return to form

[@Imunclean]

Haven’t laughed this much in a long time

[@phoenixgirl70]

His 3rd Mandela Effect he put out was genius too. I love when he throws in his older videos and they’re perfect.

[@mj.l]

best since the last one

[@SwimmingInSunlight]

I can't believe Nordvpn unionbusted so hard during the writer strike to get out a whole Nobbleberry special!

[@montesmakes]

I wish all top 5 lists would completely go off the rails like this, specifically about fussy eating.

[@Pokeylope]

I've watched thousands of hours of shit on this website, and it's a rare video that gets me to double back and watch twice in a row like this. A master at work here. An artist in their prime.

[@PeacockandPuppets]

HPV vaccine can be given to kids right before puberty and is honestly one of the safest vaccines with almost no reactions afterwards (like covid or flu) I remember getting it when I was 11 or 12 because I was afraid of needles

[@krishbrd]

Despite being male I got mine as a teenager because my PCP was smart enough to know that it would help prevent the spread and any potential cancer risks. No regrets, plus a confidence boost that at least somebody thought I wouldn't be a virgin for life

[@Lysergic_]

@@krishbrd damn your drugs are giving you medical advice? Put me on

[@Vitafiend]

Yeah i got it

[@nigerianprinceajani]

​@@krishbrd My PCP only tells me that I need to get the ants out of my brain.

[@ruliak]

I got the vaccines but i got it anyway in my early 20's, very confusing.

[@davidmichael1727]

Only you ! Absolutely outrageous! Can’t imagine a time without your channel. Keep it up!

[@Dysiode]

"It depends what I have in my mouth" made me spit my coffee. Fucking perfection.

[@julianvanderkraats408]

That was some really good internet comment ettiquete advice, in the form of some really solid examples. I'll work on my comments accordingly!

[@spimbles]

i swear youve been pumping these out way more frequently as of late, its fuckin awesome

[@Bladewing10]

Glad to see Contrapoints comes up in your recommendations

[@jackrobinson5920]

I like to come back to your channel every couple months and watch all the ones I missed, you've been a busy busy boy I see...

[@arrestedeffort]

I just want to say, thanks for giving us even more content on a consistent basis as of lately, your videos are still just as fantastic as ever. Keep doing your thing, Daddy Salvia. ❤

[@qwerty3611]

The way Sean looked when sick and then dead was hilarious ^^

[@foxsicle]

Holy shit, that Tate roast was epic and long time coming. Thank you for your service. o/

[@akgfilming]

Pardner HAS to be a distant relative of Nubleborsky the resemblance is uncanny

[@jackcr2477]

SPOILERS dude!!! That was probably going to be a huge reveal in a couple seasons and now it's all I can see

[@DeWessel97]

That andrew t*te comment was so beautiful it literally made me cry. The violin background music was a very nice touch as well.

[@Althebassist]

That bit about PETA Headquarters is probably the most savage line I've heard in my entire life.

[@ellyketchum3290]

Have you not heard the tate burn though? 😂😂

[@caseymauldin8396]

Man, you have the most informative channel on the platform. Thank you for your service.

[@FunkHead]

This has been one of the most consistently funny channels I've ever subscribed to. Bravo 👏👏👏

[@titrekkuyruk8107]

I listen to this channel in the bg on loop and the mechanic part never gets old

[@Kubillus]

The box lunch comment came out of nowhere and made me spit all over my phone screen! 😂😂

[@richardscott7778]

Love the Hank Green Cancer diagnosis shout-out in your recommend videos

[@jessicaeverly47]

NordVPN would be nothing without the Nobbleberry series

[@DeathMelodies]

Okay that bit in the NORDvpn ad where he says "the only one that lets you do shit like this" really made me laugh. Had a long tiring day so full appreciate that my dude

[@Scribbled_Death]

Todays lesson made me hysterically laugh, couldn't think straight and ended up walking into a jolly ol Eyes Wide Shut situation. Told them the revelations about throat cancer, they went crazy fast.I had never seen a much more wet, feral, primal display of premarital passion in under 5 seconds before they all spontaniously suffered from Crotch Bustin Tremors. Thanks for the laughs Erik, the laughter medicine cures me of my crippling depression!

[@yashistampedes5849]

omg the satire. i love it. this will be the first channel i donate to! i'm laughing my ass off!!

[@MartinPoulter]

Best episode in a while! Some truly legendary comments achieved in this one. Now I'm going to rewatch and count all the euphemisms for tonguing the gladioli.

[@jaegrant6441]

Australian kisses was my favourite 😂❤

[@bammythegreat]

thank you so much i hate when old people ask me who is on my shirt

[@Dinini]

I didn’t know I was suffering from nobbleberry withdrawal till this cleared all my symptoms up

[@katherinek599]

this is one of my fav vids you've made 💞

[@kylesells8579]

New comment etiquette videos are always my favorite day

[@alimetodista3459]

Love this, comedy gold. That's why it isn't in the millions of views, your style and delivery is up their with the Joe Rogan crowd if that makes sense, you deserve more views is what I'm saying, I'm a recent subscriber. Shocked I haven't seen you before then.

[@SnepperStepTV]

Erik is like if a wooden boat was very sweaty and had the best dog ever. This doesn't make me sick (in fact the opposite, it turns me on), i just wanted to make sure everyone knew this about him.

[@Cera_01]

4:14 The fates could not have possibly ordained a more hilariously ironic video for the top right of the screen.

[@carlman257]

Absolutely put the smackdown on the Tater-tot. So funny hahaa

[@thelonelygamer361]

I love at 4:00 the recommend video from the vlogbrothers that while still sad is hilarious in the context of this video. Hope everything goes well for Hank Green, the man is an absolute legend.

[@tonichan89]

Holy shit, that is dark and I'm ashamed to say that my first reaction to seeing the title was laughter

[@evelawless5480]

"Depends on what's in your mouth" fucking destroyed me.

[@jdreynolds9959]

As a British, I can confirm the accuracy of the interaction between Nobbleberry and the Constable - YOU WHOT?!. Also '#1 Vaccines' got me good.

[@Mynameisnotowen]

As a mechanic, he’s right. I apologize

[@stainawarjar]

The best part of this whole video is the top video suggestion at 3:59. Poor Hank Green.

[@drworm-s6z]

I am deeply concerned about the fate of Noobleborsky given current events in the world. Any chance we can get an update on how he's doing, Erik?

[@ra2enjoyer708]

Ugh sorry he transitioned, completely with bottom surgery.

[@DoubleDFilmz]

He ded

[@carynmartin6053]

Your ads are so good, I just ordered a few products from Vance bc of you!🎉❤😊

[@RockismyAir]

Please make Negative Boys real.

[@DavidZMediaisAwesome]

“this dude is one confusion away from finally landing on an accent” is so accurate

[@craniumssuperburger7749]

Man, if only Andrew Tate could read.

[@RamblingMaddGod]

this is the funniest one in a while great work

[@Shady-Shane]

Puster Keating and the stray cat shredder at PETA, truly an inspirational wordsmith.

[@mr.sirmax6255]

omfg I'mm DYIING the top right corner at 4:25.... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Obviously also horribly scary and painful, watched that video, it's spooky but something he can deal with, and I think he'd LOVE this to be clear.

[@KissedToge]

Fun fact, "Boxing Conversations with Reggie Owens" deleted the video about oral sex leading to an increase in cancer

[@dakotawilbanks5261]

The practical effects are the best thing about this channel

[@antoinefdu]

"Jack, tell them who runs the banks. -Women!" that's fucking gold

[@melc69]

Is this the driving on salvia guy????? Brrrrrooooo I've been wondering what you've been up to these days. Love to see you still putting up content. Subscribe

[@alterego6075]

Cigarette companies: "Well, we tried running some cover for the p*ssy eaters, but the cat's out of the bag. Buy some Marlboros today!"

[@damyr]

No Marlboro man for me. I like to bounce on hard packed Winston.

[@flobwad]

Fun but rather devastating Fact: British heavy metal band Iron Maiden’s frontman Bruce Dickinson was diagnosed with throat cancer in 2014, and he had speculated it was from catching HPV (human papillomavirus virus) from, you guessed it, Eatin’ Out His Maiden. (I believe I can make that joke because he totally survived.)

[@billystringer7306]

We have Nobbleberry in the UK and let me tell you that it’s been going down hill since season 6, the character arcs are good though, 8/10

[@russallen2011]

Oh, Nobbleberry is such an amazing show, isn't it? 😊 I'm just so excited about the next episode! You know, going through my cancer treatments, it's been really tough sometimes... But looking forward to a new episode of Nobbleberry gives me something positive to focus on. The stories, the characters - they all help me to escape from reality for a while and feel happier. It's something I really treasure and can't wait for. 💖

[@stochasticstoic4810]

Haven't laughed out loud at a KZbin vid in quite a while. Thanks.

[@El-Burrito]

The Pavlov TTT moments are so golden, I love them everytime

[@stancilpremium]

Bro your content is HILARIOUS

[@victoriakonrad9724]

One concussion away from landing on an accent 😂