Woke Watch: Snow White, Little Mermaid, Barbie, Call of Duty, Indiana Jones

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[@MrBeas_Cousin]

May we kiss?

[@decuevas244]

Chyyna is behind everything. They've infiltrated our schools, government and corporations. Racism today, feminization of men, gay agenda, c/r/t, 2 0 30 ag en da. People need to wake up.

[@Mofi357]

@@MrBeas_Cousin You had me at "may".

[@manictiger]

What's your ESG score Erik? I'm asking because I work with Larry Fink and think I can get you some perks. You wanna play with the HAARP? It's pretty fun. Can get you access, no cap.

[@Baddawg_313]

I love the part where they said "I love the part"

[@NIN0ID]

Had the same problem when my friend came out to me as gay. "Why are you changing established characters to make them woke?" I said "If you want an lgbtqiap+ character, you should make a new one." Then he took me back to his place and made a new one.

[@chaserseven2886]

This is pretty funny

[@Dr_Andracca]

I bounced on my boys dick to this comment... just so happens @NINOID is my boy.

[@vVAstrAVv]

They dont call it the woke mind VIRUS for nothing brother lol

[@jayplay8869]

Was a long one but worth it

[@MosesSuppose]

Such a wholesome ending, you love to see it. Hope things worked out for all of you!

[@Nefville]

The best satire is so transparent you're not even sure if its satire or not. I'd say that about this video but don't know, didn't watch it.

[@flannigan7956]

Is it still a class

[@pinpointthe]

Help, will this be on the test???

[@Kevin-lj5pq]

@@pinpointthe CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS

[@PaulBlamey]

I had a conservative roommate that loved the Colbert Report. He said he knew he was joking but thought he was joking that he was joking so Colbert really meant what he was saying. It was an interesting take.

[@DefinitelyAPotato]

"What was woke about it? Couldn't tell you; never saw it" hit the nail on head with so much force reality broke.

[@dogchaser520]

We can not allow our minds to be tainted. They are smarter than us and they know how to control our thoughts because they are the children of Satan.

[@silvsilvsilv]

@@dogchaser520 I honestly can't tell if you're trolling.

[@swissinitiative]

​@@silvsilvsilvEither he did a good job or we're children of satan

[@dogchaser520]

@@silvsilvsilv Get behind me, Satan.

[@peachy_lili]

@@swissinitiative since I actually am I'm not sure where he gets to land on the trolling bit..

[@littlekirby6]

asking players in a video game about random ass shit is always one of my favorite highlights of your videos

[@skinnykid8524]

They have the dumbest takes on current events it's almost scientifically proven at this point.

[@bushybeardedbear]

​@@skinnykid8524I dunno, "I'm Ukrainian I've got bigger shit to deal with" seems legit.

[@billal7185]

That's so clearly not what he said

[@skinnykid8524]

@@billal7185 Lol, that's gamers for you. They don't even know what reality they live in and there's 5 likes on that too so you know I'm right.

[@littlekirby6]

@@skinnykid8524 what the fuck are you talking about

[@letsdeuxthis]

Loving the pivot to right wing content Erik. I hope you continue to spread the good word of anti wokeness so that the world may truly be fully asleep.

[@sorryimsosad]

You’re part of the problem. If someone does one thing that isnt very popular w their party all people of the opposite party instantly claim ownership. It’s not black and white. There’s grey as well. I’m liberal and am against woke. But, that doesn’t mean I’ll play republican now. I just don’t agree w that aspect of my party. You act as If either side is actually sane. Which they aren’t. Everything is really supposed to Be in the middle. Not these offspring extremes.

[@infernocop1009]

based and NyQuil pilled

[@niropaxum958]

His points were like his boxing.

[@THELAW360]

@@infernocop1009not asleep enough I think

[@FloofMother]

I can’t believe he didn’t talk about the superhero doctor disrespect and his sidekick pronoun boy saving the world from the villainous starfield the conquerer

[@iagas9]

"46% woke and the rest is European" jesus christ I almost spit out my food

[@Rohinthas]

This is like an urban dictionary example of how the word is used. Its perfect...

[@antlerbraum2881]

😂

[@gqfiend]

Yeah...that was the best so far, and I'm at 16:55

[@zeffirodesilver9513]

Yeah that one hit me like a fucking shotgun

[@parasiteenergy9249]

He can afford food! Get him!

[@mr.faboose6145]

Finally, another woke watch. It's been too long since I had someone tell me what I should be pointing my unrelenting hatred towards. I almost started having to think about myself

[@Cancellator5000]

The hate has become my identity, I'm lost without it. What else is there? Being productive, spending time with family, etc.? Pathetic.

[@xenathcytrin202]

I'm right there with you brother. The soothing stream of ever flowing hatred numbs the mind, it keeps thoughts from entering my head that might make me question anything about myself, my actions, or the way I see the world. I need a 24/7 dripfeed of hatred to keep the thoughts at bay at this point, and I'm glad woke watch is here to occupy 20 minutes of my otherwise empty life. Honestly i don't know what I would do without it because I make sure never to think that much about things that i don't hate.

[@lalenahoffmann3804]

can't wait for the Sargon response

[@Tinil0]

@banquetoftheleviathan1404 Goddamn trans agenda not wanting us to be able to interact with the physical world or be seen!!!

[@alwaystired1]

i need someone to blame for my low wages and expensive rent, despite the fact the person im being told to blame is in an identical situation as i am

[@dopwop553]

If Ben Shapiro thinks growing a beard can hide those kissable lips he's dead wrong

[@Remedy462]

I could be Ken to his Barbie. ;)

[@imkingmailru]

@@Remedy462 oof

[@KingofCrusher]

lol

[@doritozman5419]

10/10

[@peterpop-off]

😂😂

[@dungeonsanddobbers2683]

I love the way that "Don't know, haven't seen it" sums up every piece of content put out there.

[@RonTheAnarchist]

Really impressed at the part where Eric talked about Icarly for eight hours in a twenty minute long video. It's got me shook. I didn't even know such a thing was possible. Anyway, for anyone curious, the reason Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is woke is because Indiana Jones is fighting Nazis in it, which is something he's never done in any of the other Indiana Jones movies. You remember Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom? Where he was fighting savage, cannabalistic native tribes ritualistically murdering innocent tourists? How do you go from that to Indiana Jones beating up Nazis? It's woke bullshit. At least, that's what I hear on KZbin. I've never seen the movies myself. And hey, listen. I'm not a Nazi. I don't support Nazis. They had terrible economic policies and the structure of their government could be kindly described as a shitshow. But I think we can all agree that in spite of their worldwide reputation as villains, they did do SOME good. People forget, but it's the Nazis who discovered blood types. And it's the Nazis who invented the modern rocket. And not all Nazis were evil people; do you think the U.S. government would hire dozens of Nazi scientists to help them build rockets if those scientists were irredeemably evil? I think not, because AMERICA has NEVER done ANYTHING wrong! And anyone who says they have is WOKE! AND THAT'S WHY THE BIDEN AGENDA IS KILLING AMERICA! /s ...imagine being so lacking in self awareness that you can say, in the same breath, that 'America never did anything wrong' and 'The Biden agenda is killing America'. Imagine being so far up your own ass that you're trying to argue 'The Nazis did good things, too'. Tits on the virgin mary, even typing that made me feel dirty. I'm gonna go take a shower.

[@ra2enjoyer708]

Okay, but what did the Nazis do wrong?

[@guitubagrips9719]

Tldr... Seems like wokie nonsense

[@AbsolutelyJason]

I read your full comment, thought it was funny, and want to help the algorithm !

[@alicethemad1613]

“Tits on the Virgin Mary” is going to be my new catchphrase

[@asherroodcreel640]

I'm just glad we going to use all the oil in 80 years so all those gay fucking corals will finally die

[@cluckendip]

i'm not socially intelligent enough to understand the world we live in or what you're saying but i agree 100%, probably!

[@butHomeisNowhere___]

Based and ignorance-pilled

[@raiden824]

Erik Stop. My girlfriend watches the channel and shes picking out maid dresses for me now.

[@chaserseven2886]

Hey man at least hope you’ll look cute in it

[@BB-rh2ml]

Your girlfriend 🤣🤣

[@raiden824]

@@chaserseven2886 I got the legs for it but the beard stays DAMMIT

[@chaserseven2886]

@@raiden824stay strong

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

​@@raiden824 sounds like you're getting a bit woke over there

[@Mattytime]

Listen I don’t mean to seem too wowke but Erik in a dress is a new emotion for me and I need to process in my bathroom.

[@chaserseven2886]

Which bathroom? Hopefully the correct one, then again this is Bidens America

[@hautoa1513]

vaccinated?

[@chaserseven2886]

@@hautoa1513no I’m not woke enough

[@Gatorade69]

WOKE !

[@Mattytime]

@@hautoa1513 fourteen times!

[@Pow3llMorgan]

That Ukrainian dude playing CoD was like "I got more important things to worry about"

[@petrov.mp4]

he's in the digital bootcamp

[@GiantGrasses]

Video games are much safer than fighting Putin

[@sashacampbell3513]

That guy was based as fuck

[@Eisenwulf666]

yeah, every ukrainian i've ever met was pretty much "anti-woke" for lack of a better term.

[@cbhlde]

@@Eisenwulf666 That's why we send them woke money without end... wait, what? :p

[@lakaboss9313]

“Guys guys it’s not a race thing it’s a woke thing I’m mad about. It’s not about race. But that Huntsman movie with the all white cast wasn’t woke at all that movie was fine.” 😂

[@Tinil0]

I am honestly shocked that a Snow White costume came in "Boys Extra Husky", great find Eric!

[@joeyj6808]

From Sears, the Husky Boy Collection!

[@SnepperStepTV]

Its actually "girls extra sweaty"

[@dogchaser520]

The only reason that it comes in this size is because of the increasingly woke takes in the fashion industry. A Snow White costume should never come in this size. Erik is using clever irony to demonstrate this, ipso facto.

[@joeyj6808]

@@dogchaser520 shouldn't you be chasing cars?

[@serpico1616]

@@joeyj6808 Sears gone woke

[@Nethr]

The best thing I got from this is that if I somehow manage to get my laptop to play the barbie movie in front of Matt Walsh he will jump into a wood chipper. Good info. Much appreciated.

[@noxabellus]

🙏god speed to you in this effort

[@jingbot1071]

@banquetoftheleviathan1404 I love this. Thanks for the gratuity

[@Filbator]

Seeing Matt Walsh go into a wood chipper would be one of the most psychically satisfying things to witness.

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

Someone make this happen! Maybe convince the Chill Knight to break in? I dunno.

[@hollandscottthomas]

If you've ever seen Tucker & Dale VS Evil, there's a perfect sequence of just this.

[@miles4986]

I haven’t watched any of these woke films but now I know I don’t have to in order to scream at my doofus stepson about how the world is becoming gay - thanks, Woke Watch!

[@worf7680]

Woke watch baby!

[@dogchaser520]

I could not agree more. The world is becoming increasingly gay. Honestly, just yesterday I became gay. This wokeness has got to stop.

[@Stelkanaalnaam]

agreed with the power of 10000 suns

[@malkomalkavian]

It was part of a large magical attempt to nuke LA

[@StrazdasLT]

Thanks, i never intended to watch black snow white, and now i wont.

[@celer2010]

I loved the part where physicist Barbie is one of the first people ever to undergo a gender reassignment surgery in the 1930s, is finally taken seriously as a scientist, and is recruited to work on the Manhattan Project.

[@almamorrissey8594]

My kind of alternate history 🙏

[@wtftelex]

Predestination be like

[@Crystal-iq3wt]

I mean, this actually happened… historically

[@djungleskog6516]

Didn't barbie also kill Tsar Nicholas?

[@post5230]

Makes a first

[@trashtrash2169]

Today I learned that Shadiversity, a channel I watched a few yaers back, has gone crazy. I actually DID see the barbie movie, and the take away I got was not third reich feminist propaganda or whatever the title of that video was, but that an equal system is best, the barbieland pure maritocracy was literally shown to be too far, the ken version is the literal opposite, both were bad. The end of the movie was them moving towards the equal system, with the role of women in reality being filled in by the men in barbieland, building up from being a minority in important affairs. It's a parallel. If the movie went on to claim everything was actually perfect when barbies ruled everything and kens were ornaments, then they'd have a point, but that was not the message the movie was trying to convey, at least not in my mind. What I truly don't get is why it matters. So what? I wouldn't really care even if the movie was actual "man hating" feminism. What will it do? I swear some people act like society will literally fall apart if some idea of a feminist virus spreads or what have you. Why? How? I know I wouldn't be die if I had a female mayor, I wouldn't give a damn. Why would I? In a world of nuclear bombs, rapid AI developement, rising tensions between countries, and whatever else, the gender of whoever happens to be making a decision so far up the stupid chain that governs my life literally could not matter less to me. What the fuck.

[@trashtrash2169]

Sorry about grammar and spelling. No proof reading here.

[@trashtrash2169]

There's actually so much more important sick and twisted shit than the shattering of the fragile male ego. My mind is ablaze with examples, things like the increasing prevalence of human trafficking. I fear bringing a child into such a twisted world. If not trafficked, then shot at school, or shooting up a school. These twisted mind games make me think that being controlled by an unfeeling AI swarm may not be so bad after all. Take me, Skynet. Of course, I never actually saw that movie, and I probably won't see an AI overlord in my time. Aw, shucks.

[@serluc5038]

@@trashtrash2169The culture war these idiots are waging are meant to stop us from solving the real issues. It is a shame about Shad knowing how intelligent he is, but what can you do 🤷‍♂️

[@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds]

Stupid people get distracted by this crap. The culture war that these right wing clowns push is funded almost entirely by fracking billionaires, the Wilks family. Ask yourself why the oil industry would be funding that crap.

[@asherroodcreel640]

​@@trashtrash2169your genes and ideas are needed to put things to rest, our childen will suffer like we did so there's won't have to, believe you me we're almost there

[@Cavemanner]

"Brother, you better hope we're the last to recognize it!" Erik, I have not laughed so hard at one of your jokes in a hot minute but that one absolutely sent my sides to low-earth orbit 😂

[@dogchaser520]

I can't believe his viewers haven't picked up on it, but I'm also guessing that detection capabilities are pretty limited in those circles...

[@jed4131]

Funniest part of the video. Cackling.

[@katakis1]

I absolutely died.

[@anonthe-third2367]

​@dogchaser520 I just got home from a long day at work, I have maybe two braincells to rub together right now, can someone please explain it to me so I can get a giggle?

[@Cavemanner]

@@anonthe-third2367 Erik keeps insinuating that the guy is "woke" aka gay, so he's saying that the guy better hope the US is the last to recognize that LGBTQ+ should be illegal because then he'd be affected.

[@logruszed]

I don't understand the big deal. Didn't we all at least try being woke a few times when we were kids or in college or after a few drinks?

[@deliocache2528]

Yeah any self-respecting conservative should at LEAST try being woke before they denounce it. You cant knock it 'till you try it, right?

[@josef2012]

It's harmless fun.Let the boys be boys.

[@54tisfaction]

They say that it only takes two drinks to turn any girl woke. You know what I mean?

[@MrCommori]

I am being very woke right this instance.

[@martin-pz6ds]

@@MrCommori im woking myself right now too

[@IgnisV]

I like how quick he was to abuse the anti-teamkill feature 😂

[@windowsuser321]

Him being excited about the game having teamkill made me actually laugh out loud

[@demeritfc3655]

“46% woke and the rest is European”is genius

[@DisgorgeX]

"I'm pretty sure I've seen your president dancing in latex and high heels..." Took me the fuck out, holy shit lmao.

[@bignov5173]

I don’t have anything witty to add but Ben Shapiro’s voice and mannerisms helped me understand why high school bullies exist.

[@dogchaser520]

Honestly technically it's Ben that bullied people first. He was asking for it with his sarcastic baiting. And somehow he's never learned.

[@leitmotif7268]

@@dogchaser520I can’t figure out whether Ben was bullied too much or too little when he was younger.

[@VanceVanceRevolution]

@@leitmotif7268wayyyyy too little

[@sergemalena6677]

Also wondering if Ben maybe added some volume to his "beard" with sharpie? Boy don't look right

[@Dennis-ud2nh]

I was in Ben’s highschool class. One day I punched him in the dick so hard he fell down 35 flights of stairs and broke his tail bone. He said he liked it and after that we kind of lost interest in bullying him.

[@beanamonster]

When Erik said, "On todays show" you could really feel the passion and hard work of the film makers.

[@joeyj6808]

I liked the part where Erik said, "On today's show" It spoke to me.

[@tryingtotryistrying]

I liked "fuck off"

[@classiclife7204]

Ben hates this movie more than we ever possibly could. Good to know. Even better to know that there's a chance Matt Walsh will jump into a woodchipper. Can't accuse those guys of The Woke!

[@mrheisenberg83]

Matt "More Teenage Brides" Walsh. What a god damn creep.

[@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds]

Matt Walsh jumping in to a woodchipper feet first is the dream.

[@nettlecider]

Being 47% woke and the rest - European myself, have to say I almost related to your rants

[@ezyto]

i’m actually really glad this video has no Barbie spoilers

[@chaserseven2886]

I have never seen such glorious cosplay in my life

[@assassindelasaucisse.4039]

Best cleavage ever!

[@catborg780]

Very🤌🏻

[@cousinstu]

That sounds woke

[@tobykassulke2385]

Im starting to think eric isnt as anti woke as he says

[@catborg780]

@tobykassulke2385 impossible. Only the most manly of the anti woke could pull off something so gorgeous... I mean sexy withouteven trying. Damn it, the woke got me. At least, I think it did. How does it work again?

[@irradiated_woman8016]

I love my heterosexual frog shirt, I've had it for several years now and it still shines with the unblemished rainbow light of my straight pride.

[@chickenbreast7016]

Is your profile picture the pride flag for Scottish people?

[@noxabellus]

Gayest thing I ever heard

[@stacksmalacks8826]

@chickenbreast7016 it's the labrys lesbian flag

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@@stacksmalacks8826 No, it's the International Cheese and Foot Fungus Enthusiast flag. Weird combo for a single venue, and the smell kills any skunk within a 20 mile radius, but that's what happens when you let the woke crowd win

[@Angel_4574]

Straight warriors rise up! ✊✊✊

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

Every movie about every toy should be directed by Zack Snyder. It's only fitting because he has the mind of a child. I learned melanin is woke, thank you Woke Watch!

[@Washu77]

Erik, I just wanted to say you looked absolutely adorable in your Snow White dress for this video. I hope we get to see you in dresses more often now.

[@nobodyinnoutdoors]

legit work with men like this. I know this is satire but it is waaaaayyyyy too on point.

[@Klinkertinlegs]

Is it really satire if it’s so accurate? I think it’s just role-playing at that point. lol

[@nobodyinnoutdoors]

yeah I know people hate it but yeah IDK how to explain but I understand when people don’t like it. Same with IASIP

[@Kylecattron]

My Grandpa conplains so much about "woke" media that I asked him what his favorite TV show was and he said Star Trek The Next Generation. Sorry Grandpa but that's 90s woke as hell.

[@spimbles]

idk i think theres a massive difference between TNG and like... Velma lol that isnt much of an own there. if TNG is woke TV then every modern day "woke" show should be as good as TNG, but thats not the case at all, not even close. can definitely understand grandpa not being able to watch shows with current political commentary lol cant stomach half of it myself

[@MB-sq7yn]

@@spimbles Yeah Velma is more conservative than TNG with some pretty poor taste lines about sexual harassment and anxiety issues, and was all in all made in bad faith.

[@maestercraig3990]

I grew up watching the original Star Trek. If this show released today, with its diverse cast, and social and political commentary, it would be vilified as 'Woke Propaganda" to these lunatics.

[@Nydas]

@@spimbles Why are you comparing an hour long sci fi drama to a crappy cartoon comedy show?

[@solomonpardue3605]

@@spimbles TNG is 100% woke but it's good, woke doesn't mean bad but there are bad shows that try, through their terrible writing, to be woke. TNG promoted a classless society devoid of money that not only left racism and sexism in the past but actively promoted inter species relations with all aliens they encountered. TNG promoted veganism. A vegan feminist communist alien accepting society sounds pretty fucking woke to me.

[@rosiejl2798]

I mean the obvious solution is to let Erik direct the monopoly movie. After seeing his work in I am the chill knight I am confident he has the storytelling finess required to elevate the genre.

[@thekarret2066]

Glad there are other great minds out there like me who know who the true director should be.

[@philipowen9529]

"46% woke and the rest is European" Lmao

[@davrulesdawurld]

Still don't get why people are so mad abt the Barbie movie, it's based on a girl's toy, why wouldn't it be focused on girl power or whatever? It's for girls stop being so mad.

[@williammanning5066]

4:38 classic alt-right "exaggerated outrage from someone who smells their own farts" tone of voice

[@InternetDog_]

Thanks for filling the Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert sized hole in my heart over the years Erik. Congrats on 1 million subscribers!

[@Dante3214]

damn I feel that

[@dogchaser520]

Jon Stewart has a new program, and it's actually better than when he was on The Daily Show because he can finally cut the crap entirely. Recommend

[@InternetDog_]

@@dogchaser520 Yeah, I peeped some clips of the early episodes. Honestly kinda forgot about it. Isn't it on Apple TV or some shit?

[@dogchaser520]

@@InternetDog_ Think so. Clips on YT too

[@carnuatus]

​@@dogchaser520Meanwhile, watching Colbert makes me feel braindead when I honestly preferred his show, back in the day. 😭

[@dissident1337]

I love the part where Vin Diesel turned to Paul Walker and was like "don't drive so fast or you'll die in a fiery explosion."

[@Claego]

much feels from that moment

[@Idigedgein]

Holy fucking shit you can’t say things like that While my mouth is full

[@dyslexicboogaloo]

I heard Paul Walker was on the radio…and the dash and the windshield….

[@JoseRS1186]

14:30 I see Shad got himself a brand new Mormon childbride. Good for him. Very authentic to medieval Europe.

[@connor4331]

Really caught me off guard seeing him in this video lmao

[@Czeckie]

i used to watch shad about castles few years ago. was he always insane or did something happen to him? it's tragic

[@connor4331]

@@Czeckie I have no idea, I used to come across his channel every once in a while but I guess that's just him..

[@thegreatgoobert5847]

Weird, I thought he was just a sword guy? Although i've never actually watched anything other than his shorts to be fair.

[@stevendorries]

@@Czeckiehe was always insane, it was a long con to trick people into being comfortable with him on the main channel so he could be bonkers on the secondary channel

[@maybeitsneato]

I dunno. Erik didn't accuse anyone of being a groomer once in this video so now I'm going to have to assume that he's into grooming. Doesn't he know that children watch his videos?

[@asherroodcreel640]

I had to kill and eat my wife because she saw me self colenoscopy with those book fair plastic witch fingers too many times to make it look like I forgot what part of the body the nose is

[@Garfield_Gamer]

Best video you have made so far im sure. Wouldnt know, havent seen it

[@Gh0sb0ss]

Clicking on this video and instantly seeing Erik fully dressed up like a disney princess on the first frame was an experience i didnt know i needed until now

[@paineoftheworld]

I like the part where he lifted his dress hem daintily and bounced on his boi until he woke.

[@petercartine6993]

Bounced on my boys barbie to this for hours. I've got to stop buying those for him.

[@wilkoufert8758]

I shed a tear wen Ben Shapiro said „I‘ve become Barb‘, destroyer of woke“ but then was so afraid of Margo that he dared to call the acting choices nonsense only „half the time“

[@rubensanchezramirez7028]

Now this is a video that hits the nail in the head. I mean, I’m pretty sure it’s good, wouldn’t know, haven’t seen it.

[@Bassmasterwitacaster]

I never thought I'd shit myself this often but here I am, 45 and covered in my own shit

[@DylanBelievesInTheNet]

beast

[@Idigedgein]

… How often DID you think you were gonna shit yourself? 😮 How often do people think about how often they’ll be shitting themselves?!

[@flannigan7956]

I'm 24

[@Bassmasterwitacaster]

@@Idigedgein not this often

[@asherroodcreel640]

Hey you think if a put on a blond wing they'll pound my asshole at riot games, I need to clean out my teeth

[@sleeplesshollow4216]

Poor gay guy in the closet, I truly think that has to be a nightmare scenario to live in where their shadow is mega gay and they think regularly straight people have to constantly suppress gay urges when in reality its just something poor boi gotta come to terms with

[@treverfarted]

I’d love to give my opinion on this topic but last time I did that I was forced into a life of making public apologies. I wouldn’t wish this upon my worst enemy.

[@Claego]

Oh do tell!

[@eleeshahazanovitch0108]

Maybe the universe or god is trying to tell you something..

[@Nilhilustfrederi]

we'll have to make do with hearing your opinion on this topic from 10000 other people, but it just won't be the same

[@nigerianprinceajani]

Apologizing publicly becomes much easier once you master the art of the Ukulele.

[@ryry20002]

Poe's Law, man. I can't tell the difference. My favorite was the "it's not about race" followed by "she's 45% woke and the rest is European." LMAO

[@llamamama75]

Can we provide a wood chipper for Matt Walsh to jump into?

[@c_l_u_]

I work for harbor freight and knowing that Erik shops there or is at least familiar with the scam e-mails is hilarious to me

[@bunnerkins]

Sorting by new has always been a reliable method for finding the very best comment etiquette on the internet.

[@MaybeitsmeJulia]

You think you can out-costume me? I watched this entire video in my Wookie costume sweating bullets.

[@Claego]

Sure, your furry "wookie" costume XD

[@bignov5173]

Same here except for the costume (unless you count the gym shorts I’ve worn for 2 weeks straight as a costume) I was just sweating bullets because of my insane alcohol consumption.

[@Dedicated2TheButterfly]

Does your costume have regular, human like nipples, or are they like a bunch of dog nipples?

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

Oh, I also forgot to shave my back…

[@MaybeitsmeJulia]

@@Dedicated2TheButterfly Yes.

[@simonthomsen5679]

Caving Journal 12/30/2000 B and I decided to get in one more caving trip before the New Year, so we set our sights on Mystery Cave. Not a spectacular cave, but since neither of us had been caving in awhile it would be nice to go to any cave. There was a bit of excitement to this trip. There was a small passage in the lower portion of the cave that I wanted to check out to see if it was possible to get past it. It had a small opening, but lots of air blowing out of it. Even though it is way too small to climb through, I had never even checked to see what was inside the passage. We got our gear loaded up and hit the road by 3:00 p.m. We got to the cave in great time, since B likes to drive fast. We anchored from the usual tree and began to rappel into the cave. I went down first and got my gear together while B came down. I will refer to B many times. We have been caving together for many months now. He was injured in a caving accident a few years ago and was told he would never walk again. Through hard work and perseverance, he not only walks but can get around very well in caves. The trickier parts of a cave might slow him down a bit, but he can make it. He patiently works through an obstacle until he gets past it. As for the reference to the small opening in the cave, there is a saying among cavers: “If it blows, it goes”. Meaning, if a passage has a good flow of air, it is probably worth investigating. After we explored all of the usual passages we climbed down to check out the hole. The hole is located deep in the cave, near the lowest part of the cave. It is on the side of a cave wall, about three feet from the floor. To look inside the hole I had to kneel down to duck under an overhang of rock.

[@simonthomsen5679]

naw, im just fucking with you. M Night Shyamalan

[@OisEucalypt]

Thanks, Erik. The algorithm now totally understands what type of videos a man like myself should be watching on KZbin.

[@dogchaser520]

Didn't want to risk being exposed to the woke mind virus, even through the filter of Woke Watch, so I didn't watch it, but I can tell you that this episode was great.

[@grammernotzi]

The costume rental place is going to have a heck of a time trying to dryclean the sweat stains out of that dress...

[@Purpleturtlehurtler]

Erik knows it's cheaper to own your own dress.

[@arodreth]

@@Purpleturtlehurtler also the cloud people wont be able to steal his sweat if he never returned the dress.

[@_Ampersand_]

I was really worried that he was gonna be one of the wokes because he was wearing a dress, but then I heard him talking about the wokes and how we gotta watch em', so now I feel safe.

[@ra2enjoyer708]

Why would you be worried? Don't you know about Lady Maga?

[@_Ampersand_]

@@ra2enjoyer708 IDK Lady Maga sounds pretty woke to me, now I don't feel safe anymore.

[@Junebug89]

Just like Steven Crowder! Dress or no dress, there ain't nothin' woke about him.

[@_Ampersand_]

​@@Junebug89 Yeah... You know this is like 20 minutes of satire dunking on people like Crowder right? I've lost track of all the sarcasm at this point and don't know what is real...

[@SuperCatsgomoo]

Even though its on the nose, Erik is comic genius, every joke landed so god damn hard

[@inadaizz]

Are you intentionally parodying TheQuartering? Because you nailed it... except yours is actually funny and entertaining.

[@emachine310]

honestly, i didnt really have any intention to watch the Barbie movie but now that Ben released a 43 minute incomprehensible screed about it. I'm more inclined to actually go watch it... Hell, i might even purchase some overpriced popcorn

[@Idigedgein]

STOP 🛑 Don’t forget a drink and to silence your phone

[@Cloudshide]

"Get Woke, go Broke" - Half a billion at the box office and counting. Go Team.

[@selectionn]

gross profit =/= net profit

[@irun_mon]

@@selectionn It's already passed their budget like WAY over, let's say they have small net profit, like ONLY $200M, does that count as 'broke"?

[@NoahTakai]

​@@irun_monshhh.... Shhhhhm... This is not a place for logic....

[@seventeenseventythirteen7465]

@@selectionn And if it surpassed net profit, does it mean it went "broke"? What does "broke" actually mean when things that "go woke" don't seem to always "go broke"?

[@manictiger]

I just miss good writing. I don't care if Disney hemorrhages a billion a year or not. Just tired of bad writing. Puss and Boots: Last Wish and RRR reminded me of what films are supposed to be. I don't care if these ESG-bait soy films gross 10 trillion. Just goes to show the intelligence of the average person. Pthalate syndrome fetal alcohol fools. Idiocracy was a documentary.

[@Furiac.]

The call of duty segment was psychotic I love it

[@WyanSauvetre]

Pretty sure your comment on Ben's Barbie Movie review got removed because I can't find it; which only makes it more hilarious and priceless because there was some staff member on The Daily Wire who read your comment and stared at their screen in utter confusion.

[@Lovehandels]

Yeah Ben made me want to see Barbie! This wasn't even on my radar before Ben starting crying about it

[@ldsr8911]

“We’re mad about something completely different…the wokeness”. A wink after that would’ve been perfect.

[@someguyinahotdogsuit9641]

My vote for directing the monopoly movie is Ryan Reynolds AS Deadpool voicing the Mint Fox.

[@8motozero8]

I actually watched the movie and it infuriates me that they made the most popular doll created for girls so woke. As a 50 yr old alpha male, I know damn well that Ken was in charge of the Malibu house and bought Barbie all her corvettes. Yet another example of the woke media re-writing history. My Barbie's were usually always in the kitchen or thinking of ways they could thank Ken for protecting them and going to work.

[@JayKayV]

Alright, can we just pause for a hot minute and give Erik the standing ovation he deserves for slaying that dress? I mean, honey, it's giving everything it needs to give! Absolutely fabulous!

[@spase667]

This activated my fight or flight response, thanks Erik.

[@rogerfurlong1535]

The only word more overused than woke these days is community.

[@codymedford4308]

I think they/them if pronouns count lol

[@seventeenseventythirteen7465]

@@codymedford4308 You're right "they/them" have been over used since we had language that is used to describe a group of something. Example "When the anti-woke community noticed a black person in the background of a Ben Shapiro movie, THEY were very angry." or "If you show gay people exist, it will upset THEM." or "They got needlessly angry at the sight of someone using pronouns."

[@manictiger]

"Alt right" is way up there on the list.

[@codymedford4308]

Politics is a real catch 22 if you think about it. No matter which side you pick it all leads to tyranny. I can’t help but laugh at the irony. Mao played the social justice card to incite a communist revolution, sounds eerily familiar. Hopefully history won’t repeat itself

[@varsoonhks3211]

@@manictiger Yeah we should probably just call them 'assholes' and be done with it, huh?

[@NEPAAlchey]

I saw Barbie. It acutally promotes both men and women being equal. The women regret treating the Kens like trash. It acknowledges the BS women had to deal with in the past but also says its better but has room to grow, and that men have also dont have to be manly unemoting robots. Like Ken.

[@jessica5470]

I haven't watched it yet I've wanted to, my bf does assume everything is hating men but I convinced him to give it a go because more than enough people said the story is pretty powerful, I knew it'd be going for that idea which I'm really glad about

[@jessica5470]

He thinks they're trying to make men "soft" I tell him women think the most masculine men are the ones who can be honest about how they're feeling and mature in the way they go about it, it's not soft it's just being mature, there's a lot of people with skewed views on masculinity, I think aslong as anyone's got a healthy mind they're better off regardless whatever they wanna call themselves, masculine feminine or neither, I feel like ive noticed men recently are getting more insecure in general, my colleagues are always trying to 1 up eachother, it's really cringy and embarrassing but you can tell they think it's making them look hard, all the women just leave the room usually🤣 "can't deal with that pissing contest" is something I hear every week

[@trippinsciko]

@@jessica5470 just ask him "if they're really trying to make men soft, then how come my friend Ricky, a gay woke man, is so hard for you?"

[@karnagekarnival5127]

​​@@jessica5470 if he won't watch Barbie make him watch the Rocky movies or Fight Club Cinematherapy has a great video about masculinity on their channel, where a therapist and a director (both men) break down philosophy and psychological elements in media. Sorry for the ad; I love their stuff and I pity men 😭

[@TheDog-kk4sn]

I think I'm restarted

[@crafterlula1328]

I love the part where Erik drops all subtly and speaks directly to the consumers of anti-"woke" media =3

[@robouroboros4269]

Whoever directed the Transporter should direct the Monopoly movie because sitting through that many jump cuts is exactly as infuriating at a game of Monopoly.

[@akaErma]

Can't wait for the Erik Snow White Disney Princess doll that will sweat all by itself.

[@LordCagliostro]

I saw Dr. Steve Turnley eat gay frogs, it totally explains a lot about his character. His wife no doubt makes him do the dishes! The Monopoly movie should be directed by Christopher McQuarrie and have Tom Cruise as Milburn Pennybags and Keanu Reeves as the Shoe. It definitely would be an Oscar contender.

[@YVoiceY]

Keanu would play the car though

[@Remedy462]

I saw Barbie and now I'm gay. Things couldn't get any better than this! 🏳️‍🌈♥️

[@RadRyan]

Great video, I assume. I haven't seen it.

[@Fetti2Fold]

Martin Scorsese should produce the Monopoly movie, turning it into a heist thriller.

[@Amialythis]

7 dwarves? I thought they were clever boys?

[@averagemordhauplayer4821]

Based and OldTron-Pilled

[@seventeenseventythirteen7465]

Damn I miss that guy, before he went full white nationalist and a personal friend of Sargon of Akkad. No fucking wonder he went insane.

[@lynnefloyd4096]

The amount of customers I have who think those "Harbor Freight" emails are real. I applaud you, Erik. You did it again.

[@ashj_2088]

*Eric

[@lynnefloyd4096]

​@@ashj_2088it's Erik, bruh

[@aaronfordy]

@@lynnefloyd4096 eric*

[@ThinkStory]

This is my favorite series. See you for the Polly Pocket review.

[@dylacat]

You have been my favorite You-Tuber for years. You are the only one that I watch their ads for. They always make me laugh. lol Thank you for bringing us this quality entertainment.

[@worf7680]

Eric in that Snow White costume. Now THAT'S woke!

[@jesselovett4934]

Sounds like some shit my dad would say. Pretty sure you're my dad. Mom misses you.

[@VoxParanoia]

I think Uwe Boll should direct the monopoly movie.

[@peaceisking3993]

Im personally thinking ken Russell would be the only real choice

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@peaceisking3993 I too am down for dead people directing movies. That would be so woke.

[@matsab7930]

‘I don’t need to watch the movie to know it’s bad’ -Matt Walsh, also known as ‘The rights best scholar’.

[@greenred6200]

Can't wait to see Carlgon to make an hour-long response to this with elevated blood pressure and tears in his eyes.

[@MammothsOfMurder]

Snow Weight

[@MammothsOfMurder]

Nah you're actually looking good. I'm sorry.

[@caderlocke8869]

Dude seriously this is probably my favorite channel on the whole platform.

[@asherroodcreel640]

What's you favorite episode

[@caderlocke8869]

@asherroodcreel640 what you want my social security number while I'm at it?

[@BradenJohnYoung]

Big Money Salvia has made it to a level of satire so deep I honestly don't know what he believes anymore, and I love it.

[@Radical1777]

When Erik said " I've watched this movie many times, and let me tell you..." it sent *shivers* down my spine

[@dontrespond]

Erik fighting the good fight to keep satire alive. Keep fighting that battle brother