How to Pronounce Red

[@Kyoobur9000]

Suddenly, all of Jane’s questions were answered. The years of suffering, the nights were she went to sleep wondering why she simply didn’t understand the things others took for granted - fearing she’d never be able to function in society - were over. It all started when Jane was a little girl. Her mother loved flowers, and tended to a magnificent garden which she loved to brag about, and would take Jane for a tour every time there was a new arrival. But Jane never could quite figure out what made the flowers so different from each other… they all looked the same. Her mother was particularly fond of the poinsettias and practically sang praises to their striking deep red color, brought out even stronger by the bright green of the leaves below… but Jane never noticed. She would always nod her head quietly to avoid breaking her mother’s heart, but she only saw a clump of leaves, every time. It got worse as she grew. When she made her own food, she would usually use the wrong spices. When she drove, she’d mix up signs. In school, her art teacher always told her that whatever she drew was all wrong, no matter how hard she tried. It was like everyone else was seeing _something_ that was simply out of reach to her; she started thinking she was crazy. Even into her old age, the lingering doubt that she was completely sane was always there. In her old age, she came to depend on a cane to stand and walk. She, almost affectionately, referred to it as her “green cane”. There were many canes in the world, but hers was green - the same color as the leaves in her mother’s garden from some many years ago - and it was the only one helping _her_ hang on in a world turned against her. She didn’t even trust her own family; she always felt their doubting looks, the almost piteous tone in their voices, when they met. As she resigned herself to keep a low profile in the old folks’ home, her green cane became her only friend. One day, however, she thought she lost it - her most trusted ally - when she found it missing from its usual spot next to her rocking chair. She immediately assembled a search party, of building staff and fellow octogenarians, betraying by a cruel and unforgiving world. Finally, Mary Anne, her next door neighbor, found it in the other room - a simple mistake on Jane’s part. Jane was relieved beyond words to be reunited with her green cane, but Mary Anne’s seemingly innocent off-handed comment hit her like a truck: “…but it is red.” Jane was colorblind.

[@PinkPixelProductions]

Sounds like a skill issue

[@RedivivusMusic]

@@PinkPixelProductions indeed

[@chessplayer6632]

I think this comment and the first reply summarize the whole of the internet pretty well

[@veezbeez4015]

i like this

[@withoutdaysofficial]

I have to give a presentation in an hour and a half for which I am substantially less prepared than I would like to be. And yet, for some reason, I couldn't stop reading. Knowing the backstory of this seemingly insignificant little video has moved me to tears. Thank you.

[@SquirrelGamez]

10/10 Great characters, awesome plot twist. My favorite character was Rétuzziaro.

[@PinkPixelProductions]

Same. Especially when he said "Where did you put your green cane, Jane?"

[@withoutdaysofficial]

@@PinkPixelProductions Exactly this. That subtle eloquence is exactly what makes Rétuzziaro so great.

[@Spookyxlesh]

Jane was amazing here too!yhey were so good at acting.

[@Spookyxlesh]

Especially at 01:09:32

[@Morbiscrazygirl4447u]

Bro, Rétuzziaro is way better then Jane. No clue why everyone prefers her.

[@ChillstoneBlakeBlast]

For a piece made in 1958, It sure does fit humor of the 21st century

[@kaustubhgupta168]

lmao yeah

[@PinkPixelProductions]

Wait was this actually made in 1958 LMFAO

[@Rippertear]

Wait, really?

[@miklosszederkenyi9342]

@@PinkPixelProductions Yes ofc captions in videos never lie

[@PinkPixelProductions]

@@miklosszederkenyi9342 don’t be mean I was just wondering cus it’s actually kinda plausible. I assumed it was a joke but this comment actually got me thinking LMFAO. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was.

[@IncrediboxAndOSCforDays]

The unsureness in his voice is killing me it's honestly adorable idk why😭😭

[@professionalprocrastinator8103]

He sounds goofy as heck lmao

[@IncrediboxAndOSCforDays]

@@professionalprocrastinator8103 💀

[@Mangito35]

​@@professionalprocrastinator8103 nah bro 💀💀

[@Crystalroses197]

@@professionalprocrastinator8103 damn ok

[@IncrediboxAndOSCforDays]

@500mithareen_ Ethnic💀💀💔

[@cluelessbeats]

That was a rollercoaster of emotions

[@ferg4759]

Exactly what I was gonna post! Oh man, especially when Jane said her own name. It's like whoa, what is she going through that she is now referring to herself. Lol. Take my like

[@Fanro3]

What an amazing story line with plot development, multiple standing out characters and an unforeseen conclusion just to let us know how to pronuonce "red". Thank you for your remarkable work, Stéaviñ.

[@PinkPixelProductions]

THE SOUND EFFECTS LMFAO

[@skeppys_wife]

100 likes and no replies? imma fix that and also i think those are apart of the music.. but im not sure

[@WhiteStripesStripiestFan]

Especially after he said Rétuzziaro

[@theemeraldhunter5933]

© 1958. Love to see Stéaviñ being just as legendary back in '58.

[@delilcate1133]

“I don’t know, Jane.”, said Jane.” i bursted out laughing for some reason😂

[@jonahkrynski8001]

I love this - the music fits absolutely perfectly!

[@Ozhari.]

Have you red the Menu yet..... Chuck?

[@an_internet_user2311]

No, it's Read, did you learn anything from this Video?

[@chewyaaaaa]

@@an_internet_user2311 I can't tell if this is sarcasm

[@an_internet_user2311]

@@chewyaaaaa No, I'm being very serious about this. This channel encourages us to learn English, so learn properly. This channel even taught me about Maths Debating.

[@heart_locket2]

there's a pipe *Bomb* in your mailbox

[@Leshwilly]

I have a lot of BUBBLES in my house

[@CturiX.IREALLY]

What a plot twist! This is how Oxford claims to have more words, by Red having a whole short story for the example

[@TheRedEngineer]

I finally know how to pronounce my name. Thanks for the tutorial!

[@ilbastardo9195]

Wait is your name Rétuziaro??

[@snooglesnorgle]

@@ilbastardo9195Red

[@dikephobia]

@@snooglesnorgle wow really?

[@Sillyzai1]

I saw the word "Red" on the screen and I was like, oh, that's easy, its pronounced red. And bro really said "weh" 💀 LMAO

[@skeppys_wife]

red is pronounced red

[@hagalathekido]

im not even kidding this turned my brain off to the point I actually drooled on myself

[@ChaosTheSalamander]

The almost jarringly good band sweep at the end makes it feel like that was a performance, and we were just dropped the most incredible plot twist in history

[@Simon-ch9jf]

bro sounds like the nicest guy and the most alchoholic guy you would ever meet

[@imomen4134]

A Masterpiece of a climax The sound design , the story , the characters Oscar worthy.

[@Quick-Silver206]

Approximately how intoxicated are you when you make these masterpieces?

[@CrunchyTahoe]

A very red poetry slam!

[@TheBigGuyBillyBob]

This is truly stéaviñ's magnum opus. His citizen Cane, if you will.

[@korvo3427]

I found your Kane, jane. But it is red.

[@apollojustice5338]

I cried and shitted and pissed and farted and vomited watching this. Absolutely kino! Bravo Vince!

[@anarchy298]

THE PLOT TWIST OMG

[@LoveAgatsuma9]

My brain before falling asleep:

[@V2026alt]

HE SOUNDS SO UNSURE LMAOOOOO

[@M1551NGN0]

The way he introduces the word and then proceeds to demonstrates its use before ending really reminds me of TF2 meet the team trailers....

[@Krispi-Kat]

Absolutely riveting content.

[@garychen7081]

Master of suspense if Hitchcock ever deemed one himself

[@cadealtom9089]

Peak comedy, cant stop laughing

[@adianto1122]

It's like that joke from SpongeBob SquarePants. "Patrick do you know what's funnier than green? Red"

[@SKITSLAND]

Holy Jesus this channel is golden mate

[@AV.Creative]

That was so dramatic 😂

[@louierobinson9555]

legends say jane is still looking for her green cane

[@loraxmemes]

“Jane misplaced her green cane.” a man said. “Where did you put your green cane, Jane?” Asked her father, Rétuzziaro. “I don’t know *jane* ” said Jane. “I found your cane, Jane” said her friend, Mary Anne. … But it is… Red. At this very moment of her life, Jane realized she had been betrayed. Her one and only friend, Jane, had betrayed her. She was the one person Jane trusted. And now she could never trust Mary Anne, Rétuziaro, or Anyone ever again.

[@TonyJuanPailos]

Red?! 🤯

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

1958 has been a good year, Especially with this piece coming out.

[@maxhxllw]

"Jane mithplaced her green cane."

[@takiyon]

chills. down your spine.

[@stefanotuccio7547]

Incredible tutorial thank you so much

[@maybenot3947]

he sounds like he's holding back tears and laughter

[@FreezingPyro]

Me drunk enough to kill a fully grown elephant trying to come across as the next Goethe

[@NoriMori1992]

"'I don't know, Jane', said Jane."

[@faderxotic6331]

Stéavìn was dope in 1958

[@valentineskiss5744]

had me at the edge of my seat

[@wafflewizard6155]

That was such a plot twist I just fell in love with the characters would recommend

[@neilkristjansson8477]

Why does this feel like I saw it in a David Lynch movie?

[@wafflespoon]

thank you this was very helpful!

[@yunojustyuno]

"I don't know Jane, said Jane"

[@-Naio-]

So useful

[@mladex1389]

This changed my life.

[@Kenny_mccormick343]

I am currently so emotional right now. This is the most beautiful way to say any word in the entire existence of the world. I am so glad and happy that god made voices for us so we could hear and listen to this WONDERFUL AND EXQUISITE PRONOUNCIATION MADE BY JUST A MERE HUMAN BEING. If only i could hear the gods voice It would feel so good man this thing made me shed a tear its just crazy how somebody can pronounce a word so well. You just made my entire day, week, month, year, decade, century and for ETERNITY. This truly made me shed a massive joy of tear. Especially when you said the first part of the word I didn't expect this BEAUTIFUL PRONOUNCIATION its just so.. WONDERFUL. I could go on and on and on and on and on and i cant describe the emotions ive felt. Once again, THANK YOU. JUST... THANK YOU for telling me this i will share this to everything and everyone i know, to my table, to my family, to my rock, to my computer, to my everything. I cant thank you enough for this legendary pronunciation. I didnt know an angel came down from heaven to earth! Its just, i cant describe this truly delightful moment of pronunciation. It was the most touching thing ive ever heard in my entire life. I deeply once again thank you for your amazing pronunciation and blessing to me for pronouncing this to me. Just why have i never heard of this blessing of a word? if only i knew all of the words in the world i'd be delighted to listen to every single word. just oh my GOD this is the most beautiful pronunciation ever. If only i could say it the way you say man im just so jealous this thing even exists. I bet my friends will be so jealous because i can say such a word like this. Its MAGNIFICENT, I will practice to say this every single day because its just the BEST WORD EVER. I did NOT even know a word can be this MAGICAL. I truly appreciate for this awesome video of you mentioning this word ive never knew existed. I deeply thank you once again for all of this and I hope i will be as good as pronouncing this amazing word. I just didnt know it EVER existed at all. If there was a best word in the world it has to be this word because i cant even comprehend another word better then this amazing word. Im just filled with joy over the moon because of this IMPOSSIBLY AMAZING WORD. This BY FAR is the happiest thing in life, better than me being borned, me getting my dream game, me getting a hundred dollars for my birthday, getting litterally ANYTHING BETTER THAN THIS INCREDIBLE WORD WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE OF HOW AMAZING AND UTTERLY GREAT AND AWESOME THIS WORD IS IT IS THE MOST AMAZING, EXQUISITE, DELIGHTFUL,GOOD, GREAT, AWESOME ITS JUST ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! I really thank you once again for this amazing reminder of how AMAZING AND UTTERLY GREAT AND AWESOME A WORD CAN BE, THE MOST AMAZING, EXQUISITE, AND JUST AWESOME WORD THIS IS. I cant help but feel so happy because of this just incredible word EVER. IF only i knew this sooner i would worship this god amazing word. Im just crying and so happy that i get an amazing blessing from the gods of the dictionary that decided a pronunciation can be THIS UTTERLY, AMAZING, BLESSING OF A WORD. I am just crying my heart out because of how GOOD AND AWESOME AND GREAT AND UTTERLY GOOD AND JUST EVERYTHING I CAN THINK OF! When i master this i will share this awesome word with everybody that has yet to know about this great word. Its just so touching to me that there is a word this amazing and well its just that its so so so so so so so awesome and and amazing and great. I officially have faith in the world again because of how good this word is, its a blessing from the god and nature of everything. There is COUNTLESS of words in the world but this surpassed all expectations of a word pronunciation. If only i could pronounce this word i would feel so accomplished in my life. It is sad that i missed this by 5 months but its ok because atleast now i know that the presence of this word is just AWESOME AND THE BEST THING EVER I COULD EVER IMAGINE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! I just hope that utterly great words like these come again. because i cant contain my EXCITEMENT OF THIS BLESSING OF A WORD! if only i could make a word so great would i be happy and delighted and SUPER GREATLY HAPPY! This legendary word is the best, this is a hidden gem of a word hidden from the dictionary. Thank you once again for tell everybody about this absolute BLESSING. This is super life changing and its just the most magical thing ever! Its even better than my moms super great cookies, Subways amazing cookie, the 5 star restaurants ive been to, bettter then kfc, mcdonalds, burger king and wendies and chipotle. better than me laughing at a post on some random social media like twitter, face brook, instagram i just cant believe my life can change just from one word that ive heard from this amazing guy who share this awesome word that everybody should be aware of. just THANK YOU FOR THIS AWESOME WORD THAT NOBODY HAS HEARD, EVEN THE GODS MIGHT BE UNAWARE OF THIS AWESOME AND GREAT WORD. I just really really really really really really thank you so so so so much. Its just the greatest masterpiece ever with so much emotion in this. Its just better than every mortal and immortals in the entire world. That is why i had to type this essay to express my delightful feelings of this awesome master piece. Thank you once again for this beautiful emotional word that i longed to look for for my entire life. this was so so so inspiring. just THANK YOU FOR THIS ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT I WASNT AWARE OF UNTIL NOW. I cant stop thanking you for this blessing man. I just cant hold my feelings so far, this is just awesome. we cant forget the part where the single syllable meant the world of peace and the world of greatness where there is no crimes, just happiness. thank you for this and thank you for listening to this essay that i wrote up in about 15 minutes, no 20 minutes no, 30 MINUTES. T H A N K Y O U S O M U C H

[@samatron198]

it took me so many try’s to say red but now I understand it thank you for teaching me

[@xyn-nyx]

these are coming up in my recommended now 💀

[@alexandracreevey7034]

They way he said it makes me thinking about something scary (murder happened where the cane is left)

[@kevineduardorodriguezvarga3392]

I find your videos so beautiful and you really inspired me to go on in life, i love you

[@elkoraki779]

"Weh"

[@Tr8or_]

The biggest plot twist ever

[@siegfried_artificer]

That sounds like a dialogue that happens between 2 and 3 am during typical polish Friday/Saturday

[@killer-kat-luvs-tacos]

“Ved”

[@hanselshaijuphilip2361]

Thank you so much for this video..... It helped me a lot..... Till now I pronounced it as blue..

[@deedee25311]

my favorite color is rea

[@shreshthasharma7841]

✨️Rétuzziaro✨️

[@justintrivino9402]

Absolutely seplenididdid

[@lindsaylamosa2514]

OMG Thank u so much we have a recitation abt what color are in the pictures and Idk how to pronounce red . TYSM!!!!

[@cosmicblizzardvods3595]

I google Retuzziaro and got zero results. Congrats on coming up with a completely unique name.

[@fluxie31_old]

someone named their fursona it 💀

[@hetanshpatel510]

For the first time pronunciation of a word was RECOMMENDED to me in KZbin

[@marv3l_girlyy452]

The plot twist was mind blowing 🤯

[@Goku17yen]

Rétuzziaro

[@lordoaf]

Garfield is a cat that says funny things.

[@Red_Biker_Dude]

You now know 1/3 of my secrets

[@thetersestorm3312]

beetlejuice needs this video

[@Mihspelt]

Thanks I really needed that to past collage

[@bronwiegobller]

what i sound like in an oral exam:

[@SefiricAcid]

This feels like something out of Sesame Street

[@metapowah]

he really said "e e h"

[@chicing4008]

Losing him was blue, like I'd never known Missing him was dark gray, all alone Forgetting him was like trying to know Somebody you never met But loving him was red

[@rafi9734]

a true masterpiece

[@nathanchung27]

Sent this channel to my foreign friend. He's Shakespeare now. Thank you, Stéaviñ 🙏🏽

[@TheUltimateCoolGuy]

WOAH Epic twist

[@satanm8c40]

This is the funniest shit ever

[@cheetoman23]

What have i just begun

[@meblijebli2152]

finally a tutorial on how to say red

[@Somedudewholovespasta]

Hey can anyone explain why I heard music the moment I looked at the thumbnail?

[@TomFriend76]

I guess this was before Chuck was even

[@wasekazeustro7]

10/10 content

[@Goku17yen]

asked Rétuzziaro ☠️

[@JKWiggy]

Does this pronunciation also work for the word "blue"?

[@brightblackhole2442]

unfortunately it only works for red and green. to say "blue" you need to say orange backwards because they are complementary colors

[@haimkibx]

A FLABBERGASTING KNOWLEDGE

[@botanbotan3448]

i saw the title and beetlejuice entered the chat

[@tkyokira]

Thank you very much mister! I finally know how to pronounce red

[@kari2210]

this is my final day on earth

[@needleboy17]

Rétuzziaro goated 🗣️🗣️

[@iihoneybea629]

Idk Jane... said Jane

[@rohakdevkurran5446]

thx for showing me how to pronounce lster

[@tdsscout]

i've never been able to pronounce red, but now ive seen this vid, i can! but how do you pronounce Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

[@solopercutie]

Is in title and was the first word but still the ending was mindblowing

[@quentinh2]

thanks, i wasnt sure how to say it before

[@DuongNguyen-zh7rm]

red

[@demize3365]

15 second ad for a 5 second video

[@ralfbelov7760]

Better red than dead.

[@sunburst3476]

LMAO JANE OR MARY ANNE IS COLORBLIND XDDDD