ECLAIR | Omeleto

A man on a date gets a request.
ECLAIR is used with permission from Hugo Keijzer. Learn more at midnightpictur....

[@alowo2760]

Homie uninstalled tinder after this excursion

[@soumitrapandit3444]

XDXDXD

[@InspectorCallahan.44]

went home and cleaned the pipes.

[@joelfernandes5638]

Lol

[@otobotrecords]

Hahahaha

[@grimoknobel]

Hahaha

[@NedaGamer]

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle

[@genoEnterprise]

“Happiness depends upon ourselves” - Aristotle

[@atharvathakre4821]

"Meow" - cat

[@JimmyLarsen33]

Well its not quite right.....this is the correct sentence: "for it is the mark of an educated person to search for the same kind of clarity in each topic to the extent that the nature of the matter accepts it". (Yes...i Googled it)

[@deepab8241]

Upnto the point. So right.

[@venize3050]

“Bigmacs are too small”. Me

[@billgiles3261]

They are husband and wife and this was just foreplay.

[@timm2396]

this just gets deeper

[@proggaming5314]

@@timm2396 that's what she said

[@tumadrev598]

The coments on this are gold 😂

[@margaret6839]

I like this take.

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

or they are screen writing students.

[@ordiamond]

The waitress knows this trick of the woman. She's trying to save the man.

[@TheGrandmaster1]

Wow I never realized that until you said it. But now that You said it, the waitress did seem to have some kind of urgency to her, almost annoyingly interrupting often and at critical times. But now that I think about it...that makes sense if she's seen this play out before.

[@MiguelTavaresMAT]

@@TheGrandmaster1 Or she is the friend from the summers.

[@chiboy2968]

@@MiguelTavaresMAT wouldnt that be soemthing

[@reluctantreligious2003]

Great spot, now I see it

[@alfredoa334]

Wow!!! Didn't think about that until I read your comment, but you are absolutely right.

[@jim4686]

When he starts burning the contract dramatically and then realizes he's just set a piece of paper on fire in the middle of a restaurant lmao.

[@OverlandOne]

It would have made a great ending if the sprinkler system was triggered by the smoke alarms.

[@rinayana8531]

Sure that was the reason? ^^

[@ric_clicks9195]

@@rinayana8531 yeah that's what i was thinking

[@blackbird8837]

@@OverlandOne cut to wide shot while the sprinklers go on :D

[@camillevitoria4107]

@@rinayana8531 wow.

[@andrec1261]

"Hi, I'm John Quinones and this is what would you do."

[@wtfmario]

Haha nice one my friend.

[@Shenaniganz_z]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@bradyrolla7447]

“They are just a stranger, why did you decide to step in?”

[@onlypersonalshit7670]

That was brilliant

[@Shenaniganz_z]

@@bradyrolla7447 😜👌

[@yuenhai]

She's just trying to lure him to her place so that she and her gang can harvest his kidneys

[@wynxe]

very likely

[@Heroinedown]

Val K These things happen in real life you know?

[@gurpreetbanwait6097]

Hahaha

[@IsnieB]

Indeed! I agree with you.

[@rielly02]

?

[@hallowedmoth638]

I see, most of the audience here is pretty mature and well educated from their comments down below, which makes me happy.

[@williamplumbridge4113]

My thoughts precisely!

[@jacobmccandles1767]

Why shouldn't they be?

[@TerryReedMiss]

I believe most of Allen's viewers are! Not all KZbinr's but definitely Allen's viewers!

[@CesarAugustoRocabadoVillegas]

Consensual non consent requires maturity. This is an debate of ideas and arguments about it. Imagine the typical edgy guys that leave that kind of comments and then they see this video. In that precise moment is when everyone suits up and acts like a gentleman.

[@quokka_11]

Heh heh. They said "down below." Heh heh.

[@solidkingcobra]

A great Admiral once said, *"It's a trap!"*

[@skaterjoe1669]

hahahah good one.

[@tinamoul]

Ackbar always saving lives

[@praetorkambu]

@@tinamoul Not Allahu Ackbar, tho

[@Nomnomnom165]

Holup, you sayin she's a dude?

[@orkunakman1541]

AdmiralBulldog Krappa?

[@CLSGL]

Man. It’s a good thing they have this whole conversation on camera.

[@el_gabron]

agreed

[@ricplay7890]

Lol dude this comment deserves a million likes

[@auroratipaldi-yocum7137]

Haha!! Love this comment!!

[@jamalonthemoon69]

Hey i dont know what you mean can u explain ?

[@adampearce6513]

r/woooosh

[@yudigoyaal2724]

wow, these other people at restaurant really mind their own business. Why can't my office colleagues be like them..

[@bhuvaneshwarij1326]

🤣🤣

[@Melcatsite]

Exactly they were hardly whispering

[@DS-fh6ey]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hannas9638]

Only in the movies...only in the movies

[@kHoPhAe]

🤣

[@archanam4653]

She carefully hid the actual end of her fantasy. That she stabs him as a final act cos she is a psycho. He escaped by burning the agreement;)

[@bestoutcomes]

Much truth to that possibility. Sociopaths can be charming

[@alphabetsoup342]

That’s not true. Read the screenplay. It’s just a ploy to get a new television and he saw right through it. Watch her face flinch a little when he brings it up. These actors are incredible.

[@howardcohen6817]

You forgot mentioning the part where she videos the entire scene in her apartment and files it away in her "blackmail closet" with the other videos. A pan shot of this reveals some names we recognize.

[@Dayao12]

The part where the guy orders coffee and refuses a coffee for the girl waa brilliant. Her face showed shock and a bit of pleasurw in being taking control of. Incredibly well acted

[@waltermessines5181]

Yip, best part of the film. She finally got what she was asking for.

[@Eldor-117]

Was kinda romantic the way she reacted.

[@drankurbaruah]

She nearly came when he took control of ordering coffee. Shock followed by admiration. Imagine how she'd bust an ovary if he actually did what she asked him to do. Very very intelligent acting as well as direction. 👌

[@alfiephillips9944]

Ankur Baruah calm down g 😂😂

[@maharishikashyap8995]

@@drankurbaruah lmaooo

[@brandondavidson4085]

"If there wasn't a grey area, you wouldn't need a contract" Perfect!

[@panga_latrice]

Exactly! When he said that it made me think of politicians and Hollywood and all the shady NDA where the victims can't speak up about the abuse.

[@kennethsizer6217]

100% *THAT* is the money shot. Always keep this quote in mind. Another is: "Sign here. It's just a standard contract." "There's no such thing: Every contract was created by the person handing it to you for the sole purpose of protecting them and *not* protecting you."

[@TurningGuns]

@@kennethsizer6217 true

[@adventure_lewis3354]

1:40 Is that true?

[@deepfriedsammich]

@@kennethsizer6217 Yes and no. That's a trite but gross oversimplification. A contract that offers no consideration is invalid. Ideally, the contract protects both parties from misunderstandings so that both parties can get what they want. A contract is a way of mitigating risk in a deal so that both parties are satisfied.

[@Antisceptic]

Her: "You only don't want to do it because you don't think you should." Me: That's a perfectly valid reason.

[@imdjc4]

AGREED.

[@c-light7624]

Also me: that and I actually just don’t want to because I’m not broken in that way.

[@xybersurfer]

sounds like a circular statement

[@Bazerk272]

I died

[@antiayush]

Exactly. That's the pure truth and only men can understand it. Girls can't phathom the thought behind it, cuz they just are not in our shoes. They never can be, like we never can be in theirs.

[@bwright3943]

This girl has watched 50 shades way too many times

[@jacobmccandles1767]

Ah, yes, 50 Shades.... If you go to the market and head to the baking section, you're gonna find 2 bottles: 1) one labeled "Pure Vanilla Extract", and... 2) one labeled "Imitation Vanilla". The narrow gap between those two bottles is where the script for 50 Shades was written. LMAO!

[@djyoutubo]

"too"

[@bwright3943]

@@djyoutubo Thank you 😂 I shall correct it just for you sir

[@djyoutubo]

@@bwright3943 whenever I see "to" used as "too" my inner mind pronounces it"toe." Try it! 👏🏼👍🏼

[@samxsara]

Or read story of O

[@halder101]

Him signing the contract and then burning it is a great message. To me, it says, "It's only human to have deviant thoughts, it's okay to be lured by temptation, but what makes a person him/herself is whether you choose to act upon it".

[@randygalat7786]

what about putting it out?

[@rybru6975]

Him putting it out was simply comedic relief.

[@DakonBlackblade2]

Not realy, it was done comedicaly but thats him having third toughts, he wants to do it, but don't think he should and his desire is constantly fighting his morals.

[@GENVy08]

DakonBlackblade2 No setting anything on fire in a restaurant in inappropriate and a fire hazard. He had to put it out.

[@westyavro]

There is no deviancy. There is only personal moral choices.

[@Dreadnaught1985]

Also, the real twist... the address she wrote down is for her twin sister who she's never forgiven for some slight when they were younger.

[@lamiaammari7926]

Was looking for this comment😂😂😂 hey twin

[@connie1wilson]

Mummy and daddy always saying “Anna, why can’t you be more like Anya? She’s soooooo perfect, and you are just a piece of crap on the sole of her shoe!”

[@cristinafultz2378]

Bring out the 🏆 you earned it

[@kedabro1957]

That was my guess.

[@sarsuraaa]

wtf

[@TenTonNuke]

This is appalling! As someone who has waited tables for years, I'm offended at how horrible that waitress was at timing. You don't just interrupt an intense discussion like that. Read the table!

[@STho205]

TenTonNuke yet many do just that. Especially as she wanted to clear the table without giving them the bums rush. They were occupying her money maker for 20 extra minutes with no larger tip, and no more food ordered. Added their raised voices after five minutes were making other guests very uncomfortable if this was real.

[@macdy9182]

Some films just don't do justice to the hospitality industry. Horrible film

[@jamess5872]

Ha! You were a rare waitress. I have been interrupted up to 8 times during a meal.

[@gauthiermerlot5278]

Who cares ? It s only to build up some tension in this awkward situation, u don t get it . That s all u got to say about the story ? No wonder u re only a waitress .

[@nemanjanbg]

@@gauthiermerlot5278 Dear internet dude, I'm afraid the one who doesn't get it is you. She was making a joke. And you could be the Nobel prize winner, but this "only a waitress" girl is already ahead. PS. You could be a troll and in that case, you got me in your perfectly executed trap :)

[@dafyddil]

2:06 funniest part, waitress hands the guy an ENTIRE CHALKBOARD

[@giorgioIP]

Have you been to restaurants they do that

[@meneither3834]

Happens in some restaurants.

[@danbsports6760]

How awkward the situation was and them him suddenly holding that huge chalkboard making it all the more absurd. Indeed hilarious.

[@LabGecko]

As mentioned many times, the waitress was trying to save the guy from the situation

[@honeybat1005]

His face when he realizes that he set something on fire in a restaurant. Perfect!

[@Andrew-gw5wx]

It was dramatic and cool, but yeah haha it was in a restaurant

[@Wakkiau]

Or he just regreted burning it and actually thinking of making that choice, gotta say that ending is thought provoking...

[@mayankjain9821]

@@Wakkiau i can relate with the guy, yes he was tempteed, but cant do it anway

[@swaelee4686]

@@Wakkiau nah dont think so

[@jonathanbrown7917]

Yeah when you usually watch a film and they do that I wonder about similar repercussions

[@tahu2590]

I took away from this - "just because you can, does not mean you should"

[@NyxInfernal]

i took a totally different message from this one

[@DrugMan24]

@@NyxInfernal well? what message did you get?

[@amandaadrienne837]

Chicken Bot What happened to your face?

[@aminromero8599]

@@NyxInfernal what message did you take?

[@TheUKisThere]

@@NyxInfernal Message please.

[@wongles]

So rude that she kinkshamed his Transformers fetish.

[@krazykdon]

Hahaha

[@punisher3376]

Sup buddy......nice to see you here

[@MorningGlimmerLibrary]

out of all the comments you win

[@904Phoniex]

Hehe

[@casperr1299]

That killed me 😂🤣

[@pamelagood8077]

I cannot put into words how much his choice affected me physically and mentally. I loved the quote in the comments section that @NedaGamer posted: "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle Thank you for an exquisite piece.

[@luciusrex]

ergo the educated mind is the one full of regrets. - some guy on the internets

[@thisisme5487]

@@luciusrex What's the connection between the educated mind in this quote and being full of regrets?

[@luciusrex]

@@thisisme5487 if an educated mind is defined by its capacity to entertain thoughts without necessarily accepting them, this openness might lead to a deeper awareness of the complexities and nuances in various situations/consequences. this heightened awareness could potentially result in a sense of regret, as the individual recognizes the consequences of different choices or perspectives - and therefore not do it. one way this might happen is when later in life these perspectives change (as they often do) and regret sets in - i shouldve done it when i had the chance

[@thisisme5487]

@luciusrex If you entertain ideas or thoughts without accepting them, generally, that would mean there's no influence or change in your perception or behavior, just an expansion of ideas and possibilities. I think regrets come from a place of wishing things had been done differently. It would seem that the only regrets that would come from entertaining ideas without accepting them would be if some of them were so unacceptable that you regret entertaining them. But I see what you're saying. I just feel differently

[@thisisme5487]

@luciusrex Although on the contrary, entertaining some of the more unacceptable ideas has helped me broaden my view and have a perspective that helps me come to term with many difficult things. Including regrets.

[@stavroulacharisi979]

This is powerful. He, in particular, is exquisite in depicting how temptation and lust build up within him, overtaking him when he signs the contract and how he eventually burns down the brainless desire that could have got him in trouble.

[@BiLLz66614]

Perfectly said.

[@dontlookatmelikethatimjust2395]

do you mean that paper wouldn't have mean anything. legal perspective, he wouldn't be in a problem. it's just like casual tinder hookups

[@almaguapa-sailboatliveaboa440]

It’s twistedly presented that way so that the « act » versus « possible outcomes » are of unknown results. Bring in a signed « witness » to the contract and the whole situation changes.

[@allenallen5040]

Stavroula You seem to have a lot of insight into people. What country are you from and are you a writer or social worker?

[@yammychops]

very well acted by both, im glad he points out the obvious double standard to her....

[@knowmore8509]

Is there somebody who read hundreds of comments just like me

[@HugoKeijzer]

know more ☺️yes I did

[@mradrianus4230]

with my mouth open in shock all the time

[@baruchspinoza8759]

Comments always far more interesting than content (internet rule, not to trash on this content on any content

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

Yup

[@dirtdiv3r]

no, you're all alone in the world. what a special snowflake.

[@Dv-pd2ek]

how is no one around this hearing this or reacting to this conversation.

[@deviant._.9146]

noname namename lol watafak

[@tonitone666]

Neblechim it's called minding your own business

[@parn2160]

noname namename 😂😂😂

[@henryfranqui3290]

....because is a movie..

[@spirit9871]

Selective attention. Unless you're not talking much with your partner, you're more likely focused on the conversation in front you. That's the closest thing I've got to any sort of explanation for that lol

[@gamdanyunizar7849]

The cinematography on this is absolute bonkers, the casting, the acting, and the music fits really well into the scene, I absolutely love this short film but I do have a little suggestion, if the Omeleto trademark could be a liitle bit smaller I think it would be perfect because it tends to be distracting. But nonetheless, this is a premium quality short film.

[@pedromartinez865]

Imagine hearing this conversation over your shoulder while sitting behind them!

[@ritakapia7140]

Pedro Martinez lol

[@StoutProper]

Pedro Martinez you'd have a queue of guys asking if she'd like them to sign a contract too

[@Evija3000]

I'd make mental notes of everything that happens, just in case I hear about them in the news and police needs more info or witnesses.

[@zerogbot23]

Jazz Music stops

[@baguettelauncher8839]

"hey hey !! I can play the rapist if you want! choose me !! pick me !! pick me!!" :D

[@jem2017]

I expected one last shot at the end where the waitress comes back to the table. Waitress: Would you like some dessert? Man: I'll have an éclair.

[@morpheus6749]

Cheesy.

[@zoezzzarko1117]

Jem yes. Would have been wonderful

[@bhuvaneshwarij1326]

Ya!

[@shalatjohn2208]

Dude you should’ve written the whole story 😉

[@PyroFalcon]

Brilliant

[@Glisean]

12 Minutes and easily better than fifty shades.

[@roosajarvinen5698]

Glisean ikr

[@turtlefarm8742]

yep...

[@joblow626]

Ha so true

[@firaga21st]

agreed.

[@AceLM92]

That's not saying much

[@Catherine-wn8dh]

I like that even though he was weirded out initially he still listened and even considered even if he realized it wasnt for him in the end. She isnt crazy, that's a very real and surprisingly common kink and it's not for everyone.

[@mothgru]

It's pretty crazy to want to do this with someone you've just had your first date with. With a boyfriend sure.

[@Catherine-wn8dh]

@@mothgru oh for sur, there has to be some established trust

[@rickynoronha5813]

@@mothgru absolutely. Agree.

[@MrTweetyhack]

common kink but when it happens, they get all mad

[@lakshyamongia3270]

@@MrTweetyhack just because i like boxing with a friend doesnt mean id enjoy getting beaten by strangers. Learn a thing about consent and trust bro.

[@Daanlikkewaan]

The whole time I'm thinking "run forrest, run"

[@casper34xv19]

Then leave

[@Williamb612]

Forest: “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get”

[@aysaa9701]

"I would have been at the other end of the beach pretending to be optimus prime" rotflmao

[@nanyaverey]

I would have joined him. This would be my fantasy!

[@OlavLadnav]

And no eclair would stop me from doing that.

[@passthetunaporfavor]

I would have been catching fish.

[@margaret6839]

Girl here: me too!

[@ericfolsom4495]

I legit played the 'I'm a transformer that turns into this' with my friends and we'd battle and occasionally combine, but we'd just say we were and make blaster noises at each other.

[@deadlymist1230]

So Dad how did you meet Mom?

[@vikking9154]

I laughed at your comment...

[@Serenity5460]

Best comment

[@snetphilie]

I'm torn between laughing at your comment, or laughing at your comment and feeling bad about it 🤣

[@massavivianmussah7319]

😂😂😂😂

[@Michael59197]

Joker, is that you?

[@shaun6828]

I would be pretty uncomfortable with that role play selection, but it's good that she clearly knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask for it.

[@TheSpacecraftX]

No. It's pretty dangerous to ask for it from a person she's had one date with. Neither should feel comfortable with this having only known each other for a few hours. This sort of thing requires trust. Legitimate, earned trust. Not blind trust.

[@shaun6828]

@@TheSpacecraftX True. I have heard that it is not unusual for people to pay for role play partners that they don't know well either. I guess the fear of not knowing the outcome is part of the attraction. That is definitely a sign of a self destruction personality though....

[@RichardRagan]

Great ending: he signs then burns it Scary ending: He smiles tosses on the table and walks out. Man who was listening to their conversation picks it up, signs it, and walks out with the contract

[@lanceseaman88]

Oh hell no. Damn you got me with that one. That's actually really good thinking. There's a channel that does sort horror films. Seems like something you'd see there.

[@mattbritzius570]

And he starts singing "I have the Golden Ticket!" From Willy Wonka

[@richmondraider716]

LOL... classic

[@neonjoe529]

I thought that's how it was going to end...

[@snetphilie]

Is it still scary if Mr. Bean is the man who picks it up? 🤔🤷😂

[@ForrealMwangi]

There was a voice in his head, it was saying, “Dis bish crazy”

[@ss-yi5cy]

i would do it.

[@eugene4144]

@@ss-yi5cy why?

[@Tap-a-roo]

Crazy chicks are great in bed.

[@SamirPatnaik]

"Dis bish don't know about Pangea." Brain is that you?

[@pikuhana]

@@Tap-a-roo yes, however they can destroy you in an instant, I know this from experience

[@user-njyzcip]

I thought she wanted him to buy her a new coffee machine

[@bellg6633]

NepgearGo same

[@auroratipaldi-yocum7137]

Haha!! I did too at first

[@confusion85]

Me too😊

[@anshizhi]

Same 😂

[@ruthjangvei2073]

I was thinking the same 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@muhammaduzayr9249]

Awhhh! The power beautiful women have over men. Just leave politely , if your instincts tell you . There's more to life.

[@gustavopramos]

Easier said than done.

[@rameenaayan3248]

@@gustavopramos You could go see a lot more beautiful women in the 30 years of jail you'd avoid

[@SnailMan63]

This is very well acted

[@Warm_Ice0]

Joe Gower **sips tea** Yes indeed

[@ballisticbadger9955]

Joe Gower Plot twist: They weren't acting....

[@jamesdarby4207]

British actors are so real

[@STho205]

james darby, though as to her fantasy, he was likely not stronger than her. He was not morg, nor was he imorg.

[@RokiMowntinHi]

james darby - the lady’s Australian accent came out towards the end, so.... ?

[@cindyfernandez1956]

The whole time I’m saying, “DON’T DO IT!!!” I’m glad he’s a good listener. 🤣 Good job!

[@megatronn5816]

Can give me just a reason why you thought that?

[@cindyfernandez1956]

Khalid Ali The obvious answer to your question is that “IT’S A BAD IDEA!!!!” Role playing is a lot of fun and exciting and definitely gets the juices flowing, but her proposition is too clinical and legal and not a turn on at all, (not to mention too many red flags went up for me). 🥴

[@Analysis_Paralysis]

Yes, I was also saying, "Plz, don't do it!" all the time.

[@AlwaysBonpoint]

@@Analysis_Paralysis What I was thinking was tell that annoying waitress to get lost so I can fully consider the situation.

[@ffggddss]

I was thinking his reply should be, "Well, you've piqued my interest here, but this is definitely not a first-date activity. How about our fourth date?" Fred

[@GrizzlyTT]

And this kids, is how I met your mother

[@konstadinosgeorgiopoulos2591]

Legen, wait for it, dary comment my friend

[@kelticpaddler]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mralien4710]

Lmfao that is priceless!!!

[@rebeccayoung6344]

Ha ha ha!!!

[@jeffnordin108]

OMG, LMFAO!

[@jennag4541]

Everyone has had their own fantasies..but she's a stranger...and when she tells him of her fantasy he does get excited...but then he realizes the wrong in it, even tho he is aroused at the possibilities. He realizes she's been through something in her life to make her want this and even tho he wants to entertain the idea he can't do it because his morals won't let him..hence why he burns the contract..he will forever be intrigued by her tho..

[@bensweiss]

I do not think it was a good deed versus bad deed in his mind as much as it was a potential legal pitfall, poor communication on her part, and lack of established trust.

[@michaelblaines561]

@@bensweiss You nailed it. These good and bad people completely miss the point. It is the risk of man following the women fantasy. The women has no legal risk but the male is risking his whole livelihood.

[@vergonzoso4085]

He is a lawyer. That is why he didn't sign the contract.

[@sunshinelizard1]

I wish this was a book and I could read exactly the thoughts that drove him to burn the contract.

[@SummerRocks50]

Omg yesss! Would love to know that. Along with their backstories and what led them there. 👌

[@Hexanitrobenzene]

Well, it could be narrated. And yes, it would be interesting.

[@Arcaryon]

I think the ambiguity makes this great,

[@TheTruthKiwi]

His facial expressions showed that he thought it was wrong imo

[@shaintajraisani]

Me too

[@Huniebun_]

I bet he went home thinking “What the heck just happened...?”

[@ultraflare1236]

Das right

[@Qaydum]

No cursing on this Minecraft server

[@davedogge2280]

I bet he went home and jerked off.

[@farhadnabi5124]

CinnamonPup -.-

[@farhadnabi5124]

UltraFlare 123

[@StarHarvestOfficial]

This is some of the best acting I've seen in a short film

[@csgollum]

My thoughts exactly! I was wondering why I hadn't seen either of these anywhere else. And if this was their first on-screen appearance, how fantastic they both were...

[@charlyperez1636]

True!!!

[@manflynil9751]

Yes it's brilliant.

[@tomcoryell]

Is your name Oscar?

[@mostertj8199]

Watch two strangers at wedding reception....

[@ruffledfur8415]

Plot twist: He’s a lawyer, hence how he knows how to draft a contract.

[@blimjones]

I was thinking that 🤔👀

[@Proxya]

Where’s the plot twist? It was hinted at pretty heavily

[@jenniferliu158]

I think that was the point, like when she said "even if you wrote it?" when I think he said it would be illegal

[@jadegirl12]

that is so dangerous. just get a boyfriend and do roleplaying in the safe way with someone you trust

[@dakmarino1160]

@jadegirl12 Great job for missing the entire point of the story!

[@kloic9334]

@@dakmarino1160 what is the point then ?

[@zootopia8586]

you are right.

[@keybored67]

not really, they guy is always going to be a risk no matter how long they have known each other or the state of the relationship. metoo has had some real and unintended consequences

[@blackbird8837]

that defeats the purpose tho doesn't it

[@arindamkumar7725]

'It's not our abilities that define who we are, it's our choices.'

[@renzo6490]

Was that Dumbledore?

[@alinat5527]

... - by Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

[@margkropf5541]

I totally agree.

[@bestoutcomes]

True, after all her choice for a safe word just so damn risky, I mean my goodness, what if the word triggered such a lust for donuts that he left and hurried to the donut shop and binged on them to the point he died of a diabetic coma

[@dogdriver70]

my first question would be "how many times have you done this already?"

[@rationalthinker3706]

What if she says..."its my daily routine"

[@dogdriver70]

@@rationalthinker3706 "Check, please!"

[@rationalthinker3706]

may be you will find out a tunnel

[@rattusnorvegicus4380]

I`d be more subtle. `Does this tend to work ok for you and the other party`...asked with a grin

[@shendetgashi2100]

She wrote the adress of her best friend, its like a form of revenge for what she did to her when they were childs

[@Paralius]

This is a 20th date level request she’s asking

[@Santa1936]

Yeah that was my thought too. Like sure, I'm down once we've been dating seriously for a year

[@jameshunter4386]

At least once trust and compatibly has been proved. Untill hat is not be able to do it.

[@jyranechjm5766]

Nah, but that defeats the point if she waits that long to ask. It would have not been as exhilarating to do it with someone she had already built a level of comfort and familiarity. She would know that the person would have a vested interest in keeping her safe, which removes the factor of a threat of danger in a sexual context. Before y'all start judging me, my ex was just like her so I have an understanding of the psychosis behind this fetish.

[@punkconnoiseur9714]

@@jyranechjm5766 I totally get the fantasy as is and the psyche behind it (my ex also had this exact fantasy). It’s a shame but this unfortunately is one of those fantasies that won’t and/or can’t be satisfied in 99% of the time. there’s to much risk involved for both parties.

[@aahyes9068]

Jason Michael My ex was like that too! I can't say I understood what was behind it though... we only dated for one night.

[@Shawn-rq4py]

Plot twist; She calls him the next morning and tells him what a great time she had and was glad he signed and should definitely do it again. He says....I burned the contract at the restaurant and went straight home ...........

[@Shawn-rq4py]

Shaswata Chatterjee lights were out ...

[@gobbowarboss2914]

@Shaswata Chatterjee They never did it before... moron

[@connie1wilson]

Love it!

[@kedabro1957]

@Shaswata Chatterjee Maybe blindfolded.

[@RIMJANESSOHMALOOG]

shatter gee he wore a mask

[@TheMerryPup]

My takeaway: After many years of not even thinking about one, I now want an eclair! o_o

[@noname.___]

They're talking so loud in the restaurant gave me anxiety

[@architjain30]

If this happened to me, I'd probably assume I'm on an episode of What Would You Do or some other social experiment.

[@auroratipaldi-yocum7137]

archit jain Chris Hansen

[@abubaseet]

@@auroratipaldi-yocum7137 Why don't you have a seat over there.

[@AlwaysBonpoint]

@@auroratipaldi-yocum7137 Chris only gets involved with minors, so just tell him to pissoff mind his own business and go pay his taxes.

[@Starhawke_Gaming]

"Consensual non-consent" is a real thing. Not *my* thing, but it is definitely a thing.

[@BadWalmartCustomerServiceCom]

still go to jail for it.

[@Roam-de-route]

not according to the law , the man will go to jail

[@Starhawke_Gaming]

@@Roam-de-route - again, it completely depends on the laws in that jurisdiction. In some places, that contract would be enough proof to protect him, as it shows that it was a two-party consensual act, especially if she does not press charges.

[@Roam-de-route]

@@Starhawke_Gaming There's a good chance they'll just throw out the contract and any supposed consent , the woman can easily claim that she repeated the safe word "Eclaire" and he didn't stop, more than likely they would take the woman's side. Not worth the risk at all

[@ArnoldBayema]

@@Roam-de-route just have to record the act to avoid the risk i thnk

[@imbaby5499]

Remember kids: A contract is just a piece of paper.

[@MuitoNormal]

Remember kids: money is just a piece of of paper.

[@TomlinsTE]

3:59 "Security risk", 'Then I wouldn't use my real signature" So, did she use her real signature?

[@jschnei3]

I too was confused by this

[@cw2002]

Yeah, you'd ask to check it against some form of ID

[@Makberries]

I was just thinking this as well. Cause then if she didn’t use her real signature then he legally would be in trouble if he acted on their “agreement”

[@chrisguida95]

Came here to say this, this comment wins

[@HVBRSoF]

@@Makberries he still would be in trouble. contracts like this that go against the laws of the land are always null and void, ab initio (from the start)

[@MisterG2323]

She's adorable, but very possibly nuttier than a fruitcake.

[@tinamoul]

Possibly?

[@seanwatts8342]

I like my late grandpa's term _"Nuttier than a squirrel turd."_

[@spektr540hemi]

Was that Screaming Myrtle from Harry Potter?

[@STho205]

There were cobwebs in the windmills of her mind. One can't control the thoughts of others, as she was trying to control his actions. First exchange, check please... It was lovely, but let's leave this as a one time date. This girl is a dangerous liaison. She will eventually ,(probably quickly) find an Epstein Island customer happy to comply.

[@beetleything1864]

@@seanwatts8342 nuttier than squirrel poo

[@s0phi76]

I know this isn't the point of the video, but waitresses and waiters LITERALLY interrupt at the worst times - I get you're doing your job but if two people are in the middle of a conversation its kind of courtesy to wait - you have other tables to serve.

[@auroratipaldi-yocum7137]

Talking Cracker Except that when you don’t suddenly they’ll complain that they haven’t you...OR sometimes people don’t ever shut up and then you’d never, ever be able to take anyone’s order...OR if she went and waited on the other tables and they’re talking then what? Especially they are busy. I don’t think the chalk board and the way she interrupted were right, she could have done it less intrusively but she can’t wait until every single person has stopped talking bc then she’d never be able to take anyone’s order

[@whoknows-p6b]

usually bosses force their employees to check wayyyy too much. so it’s usually not our choice, darling. we have bosses too, and if they see us just standing around they start being very rude or annoying and forcing us to “make the rounds” to all our tables even though everyone is totally fine at their table haha. the boss is the boss.

[@PaperMoshe]

Comments like this one illustrate why being a server is such a stressful job. Every customer is different, yet most of them expect their server to somehow know what their preferred dining experience is. As an example, let's say that a server gets three new tables: the first table is two people who haven't seen each other in a long time, the second table is two business associates on their lunch break, and the third table is two friends who looked at Yelp before coming in and already decided what they want. Obviously no server is capable of staring at each table in their section to see if they've looked at the menu, so after the average amount of time it takes most customers to decide what they want the server notices that the Old Friend's menus are placed down on the table and assumes that they're ready to order, but the server gets reprimanded for not knowing that they intend to talk for 20 minutes before even looking at the menu. The server then approaches the Business Lunch table and their menu is also down on the table, so the server asks for their order but they're still talking business and get upset for being interrupted. The server then sees that the Yelp table hasn't even touched their menu, and after experiencing hostility from the other two tables the server decides to wait to take their order, but the third table knew what they wanted before walking in and for some reason didn't give him/her their food order at the same time as they ordered drinks. Obviously the server has more than three tables to deal with so they focus on tables that have immediate needs. While they're away the Business Lunch table notices how little time they have left in their break and quickly decide on getting the first thing that looks good in order to save time. Now that they realize that they're in a rush in seems like ages since they scolded the server for originally trying to get their order, so they get up and complain to the manager. The third table has already left because writing a sassy Yelp review is more rewarding than having to acknowledge that their unorthodox behavior was confusing. So at the end of the day the Yelp table got pissed for never picking up the menu and assuming the server can read minds, the Business Lunch Table got pissed for assuming that when you tell someone to go away they'll be able to read your mind and come back with exactly enough time for you to get back to work, and the Old Friend's table ended up sitting there sipping on an iced tea for an hour after you were supposed to get off work. You know what the problem with the service industry is? It's you. Not the specific "you", the general "you". If everyone in the world was the "specific you" then every server in the world would know exactly what the customer wants (or doesn't want) exactly when they wanted it. But each one of "you" is different, and each one of "you" gets upset when the server doesn't correctly assume what your preferred dining experience is. Believe it or not, some customers get upset when you don't interrupt their conversation, "Where is the goddamn waiter/waitress?!" and some do, "Can't you see we're having a conversation here?!" I'm sure the "specific you" has an opinion as to which of those customers is wrong, but it doesn't matter, because the customer is always right... and the customer is always different.

[@shino8854]

I don't think I have ever seen a profile photo which matches so well, the statement written by said person.

[@basedbear1605]

The best part is when he realizes his little fire is getting out of control. Very well done overall.

[@yt_Ajay_]

The best part about this comment is how it has a double meaning.

[@anthonylanh4848]

lawful good. A person who at every moment given a chance to do evil without consequence still feels the weight of wrongdoing

[@chrischris9123]

... But it's not wrongdoing. Nor is it evil. This type of roleplay is called consensual non-consent and the terms are clearly negotiated beforehand.

[@Tybuscus]

@@chrischris9123 Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone though. Clearly after giving it some thought, it was evil from his perspective. Part of what makes alignment systems tricky, and the human conscience so interesting.

[@chrischris9123]

@@Tybuscus No, he did not "clearly" think it was evil. You're putting words in his mouth. He simply didn't agree to do it, and that's the whole point of negotiating and consent. How does consent not apply to everyone?

[@anthonylanh4848]

@@chrischris9123 he doesn't simply stuff the paper in his pocket or throw it away; the man straight up burns the paper so no one can use it. Maybe not 'clearly,' but you don't need a thought bubble with "this is evil" above his head to understand he is both uncomfortable and thinks its wrong

[@privatejr2702]

​@@Tybuscus i dont think he thought it was evil. He thought it was 1) a double standard that women can have that kind of fantasy but a man cannot because it would be seen as creepy. (even she admitted to this) and 2) that it could potentially be a very sticky situation if she were to accuse him. Men get put behind bars for much less evidence, hes not about to risk it.

[@generalnutz3590]

I was about to click off and then he said optimus prime and I was like now I have to watch the rest

[@bensweiss]

I appreciated him for saying that, and I'm a fan of Robotech...

[@It.wasnt_me]

This is so good. 1) the politeness of the conversation, then going to darkness and back to politeness 2) The complex nature of men an women and how a woman saying yes is so much stronger than a mans will to want it 3) the cultural and political stance of this is on point with everything going on in the world and 4) the facial expressions of the guy signing to agree and then realising the ramifications of what he has signed but still wondering if he should, because she agreed. Thumbs up!

[@romaroma9247]

This man is clever, love guys like this. I'd let him gag me in the alley.

[@TerryReedMiss]

ON THE FIRST DATE??? Boys, avoid Roma Roma!

[@deviljho4260]

@@TerryReedMiss I think that’s the joke

[@anticlaassic]

@@TerryReedMissat what number of dates does gaging and the rest become acceptable to you them? Isn’t it a HUGE risk at any time?

[@kreatillion1718]

Funny how the crowd is completely oblivious to this controversial and even loud conversation.

[@christopherreed45]

Kreatillion exactly!

[@soccer73985]

It's called minding your own business

[@maximusrusso8758]

It’s not loud.

[@ricelovingasian69]

A Polar Bear On KZbin true 🥂

[@prjohan3110]

....I would be laughing my ass off

[@AlinaTowers]

I feel like most of these omeleto films could be prequels for Law & Order: SVU.

[@aditiagrawal5321]

That is how lawyers are. Wow! He used every appropriate phrase out there, making the correction. Cheers to that!

[@taraslavin5218]

Actually, that might have been the hottest part to me.

[@aditiagrawal5321]

@@taraslavin5218 I get it.

[@da96103]

How dare he extinguished the fire in the cup of artisanal coffee.

[@tuyinc]

Plot twist. She wrote down the address of her estranged twin sister!

[@TwistedAttitudes]

The change in camera angles when he inverts the situation and describes it semi-sarcastically were so good

[@ana23456789]

I don't know how to feel about this.

[@rajasimanta]

Ananya Sharma : Women are women ... Men are men ...

[@etmax1]

I had a girlfriend once that wanted me to be more assertive and less gentlemanly in the bedroom once, ie. she wanted me to force myself on her. I think the subconscious thinking might have been that she felt more wanted or desired by that. This one however takes that concept to a whole new level. I'm not sure I could be certain what such a woman's motivations might be. I would abstain. Oh and these short films are meant to be thought provoking, and one couldn't argue that they achieved that.

[@Shavenhamster]

You should be getting wetter than a spastics chin.

[@RalphDratman]

You should get in touch with your inner apostrophe.

[@Shavenhamster]

You should shave your beard you look like santa's mugshot after being caught in a child brothel in Cambodia.

[@CasualEngineering]

My problem-solving reflexes kept telling me that she should join a BDSM community. People there are some of the most educated when it comes to "sexual good practices" and she'd be safe there. And I'm not sure about that childhood story, maybe she has trauma worth talking about in therapy. As for the artistic perspective, I think the writing and acting were great, it was quite a suspenseful story and slightly uncomfortable to watch. I appreciate it didn't have a dark ending.

[@JD-il9ro]

I’m more interested in how this was written. How the idea was first conceived and the making of the short. A behind the scenes or commentary by writers and directors would be a great addition to the channel...in the future i hope.

[@gavinjenkins899]

How it was conceived: having simply been through this in real life. It happens ALL THE TIME. The majority of my girlfriends have asked for some version of this. Not one time. MOST of the time.

[@keahililia8208]

Personally if a girl that I've recently just met brings up a contract/request like that during our first date, I'd feel uncomfortable, confused, possibly offended and likely just walk out. Not against the kink, but that sort of request requires an Extraordinary amount of trust. I mean, for any kink and fantasy, both parties must benefit from it. If neither does, then it's not worth doing it. Even men have their limits on their kinks too. Usually I'm up for anything to try out, but this is not something to joke or play around with for me. Like I've said, not against the kink. Whatever floats peoples boats. Just against the ignorance and lack of thought behind it. This is just my personal thoughts. Not being factual or anything. So basically guys, be careful who you trust. Extraordinarily careful~

[@jeanwesleynew]

Totally. If even the smallest thing goes wrong, it's very likely he would be thrown in jail and branded a rapist in this situation. Her risk was that she may have actually made a date with a genuine rapist or murderer. But the contract wouldn't have made a difference in that case. Every single takes that risk on a blind date.

[@shockingguy]

Sir Lucifer You’re missing out on a really good coffee partner probably.

[@get6149]

If you know them well it isn't as fun

[@MrCurlyBill]

Ultra careful

[@deniselujan1379]

I think the episode is suppose to portray our most personal thoughts that we wouldn’t openly speak about and it’s not negative, but definitely too early in a “relationship” to even request that. Lol

[@mushe1799]

Just becuase it feels good for you doesn't mean it is good for you.

[@nugsymalone1247]

Like the old saying, "just because you can, doesn't mean you should"

[@waltermessines5181]

@@nugsymalone1247 Can you forward that to the guys / girls at CERN, ABC and a few other 3 letter (or more) companies?

[@yowgyrl]

@@nugsymalone1247 I was going to say that! lol

[@RadioactiveSand]

Doesn't mean it's bad either, man.

[@ayeshak4996]

A temptation resisted is a true measure of character.

[@jamesdemolina4359]

Found this channel yesterday. Filmmaking has not impacted me like this in years. The ending actually made my jaw drop. In less than 13 minutes you guys were able to create more intrigue and emotion than a full-length film can in 90. Bravo.

[@them_that_loudly]

Never ask a gentleman to oppose his morals!

[@thatboyruut2169]

Jaša Knez on everything

[@paintedpony2935]

🤣😅🤣

[@Mayakran]

Never ask anyone to oppose their morals. Dang, just because she’s into this doesn’t mean HE has to be, too. Consent in these things has to be both ways, even if it’s on the part of the “perpetrator.”

[@machomachinmachinmachinmac6910]

That's right. Call me instead.

[@johnsinger9156]

NOTE TO SELF: Refuse blind dates. (but just in case - bring a contract)

[@DugTheDog]

Post-nut clarity without the nuttin. What a super power that must be.

[@NiftyShifty1]

“If there wasn’t a grey area you wouldn’t need a contract”

[@D.M.S.]

She has the right to have her fetish, but he fears what living up to it would make him become. She just could have invited him home and say she is into kinky stuff and he would have go along, fantasy is fantasy, but the contract makes it illegal, wrong and complicated for no reasons.

[@caprisun9144]

D.M.S. TRUE

[@vinayseth1114]

How does it make it illegal?

[@loganparr8490]

Yes, yes that's very true

[@danm7254]

That’s not what the video is trying to say

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

There's no point. The big question is what would you do, I'm sure every man who watched was like nooo dont burn it! , secretly.

[@viewfindervlog]

A few things. Firstly, such a wonderfully crafted Short. Hats off to the actors and staging. Secondly, I believe it wrong to instigate such behaviour with a fellow stranger especially in such a setting/first date. The contract implies he is free to do whatever; but, with society now as backwards as ever, mere pieces of paper would not allow him off the hook if she suddenly decides to take matters into her own hands. It would be an outrage if the roles were in reversal; she would naturally be freaked and possibly more than likely walk out and report him. But, such fantasies do exist I can only imagine. Would potentially trying such fantasies with someone you respected/loved be a criminal act for anybody whom wholly wishes to pursue it? Perhaps not.

[@DakonBlackblade2]

I believe acting out a fantasy like this is not a crime because the fact two parties are agreeing to do it means they consent, its very clear cut, as long as both sides respect the limitations each other set up its OK. I mean there are even man who sign up to be dominated and humiliated by women (or other men), the whole sketch here is more about the guy's moral dilema than the act itself imo, its a great short.

[@Archaon27]

The problem lies in the courts focusing more on consequence instead of intent in this day and age. It doesn't seem to matter if you didn't intend for something to happen, only that the consequences are perhaps physical/mental damage were that to happen and she were to pursue him in the courts.

[@anonamous6968]

He is extremely vulnerable. If she decided for any reason,( let's say jealousy for instance) that she was going to screw him over by saying she said no but he kept going. There is great potential that he could end up in jail and with a record. He is far far more vulnerable to a conviction than she is. It is not a balanced situation.

[@Productsafetyguy]

Consent makes the difference. Trust was missing. The lawyer was too afraid of a trap.

[@stooge81]

It took a 12 minute and 50 second Omeleto film to finally get the hint after 40+ years of dating.

[@lst1nwndrlnd]

more of a third date conversation ;)

[@steveokula847]

He should have asked for an ID to check if her signature was genuine. She said, "in that case I won't sign my real name".

[@greyisometrix]

The guy was right and I actually think it speaks volumes about society today. A woman can want anything she wants. It can be romanticized. 50 shades was a best seller for a reason.

[@butlerproman]

Basically, all womens is crazy. Also: some fantasies need to stay fantasies.

[@unusunus4613]

@@butlerproman basically, having a fetish for causing pain sexually is seen as worse than having a fetish for being caused pain sexually. Simple as that.

[@gustavocring1914]

@@unusunus4613 It pains my brain to read that, but I may agree or disagree lol

[@SenorTucano]

Fantasies of this sort are extremely common

[@jubes1300]

Yeah he's really got a point at 8:36

[@DatingArchitect]

As soon as she took out the "contract" I would be out! Peace!

[@fredflintstone9657]

Ok, I'll say it. This was excellent....AND, I cracked up when he didn't know what to do with the contract burning in his hand...😂😂

[@brooksbrooks6805]

Waitress: "Sir! You can't just start a fire in the middle of the restaurant! What the hell is wrong with you!?"

[@mddc.]

I found Omeleto by chance and have spent the evening watching various episodes. I have to say kudos to you, as this is very thought provoking and I find myself totally engrossed. Clever writing and excellent acting. It really reminds me of Black Mirror, but I prefer your storylines as you really utilize every minute of each episode.

[@harrymlondobozi8605]

Yeah, it's Black Mirror without tech

[@Albodee]

Omeleto didn't make these.

[@Atombender]

Woman: "I have this awful coffee machine." Translation: "You can spend the weekend with me but first comes a new coffee machine."

[@avery1349]

Dude lol, the waitress had the line of a lifetime. "What about those coffees" Her face just nails it

[@CamdenBloke]

I'm 4 minutes in and I'm cringing because someone has to introduce that woman to the kink community. This sort of play is not that unheard of, but it requires trust, connection and clear communication. They would basically want to get more connected and build up a bit more slowly. Also, establish a clear safeword, and make sure both participants are comfortable using it if they have to, without feeling pressured to continue to please their partner.

[@jondunmore4268]

Yes, but the thrill was in doing it with a total stranger.

[@jameshunter4386]

That's what my thought was, she may have the idea that a stranger is more xciting but the contact proves she wants some trust! I would have been way to worried about a trick or another person mentioned organ harvesting. I'd want few dates at least first we to see if you are compatible, then fantasies can come out, not difficult to role play a stranger and go into what she's asking as long as both trust each other. Hopefully people agree and I'm not a deviant myself?

[@krel7160]

@@jameshunter4386 Yeah no I get you. And being a guy myself I'd be sus even AFTER knowing her for a while. But something like this? First date? Second date? ... Pre marriage at that? Hell no. It's way too easy to draft a contract like that then say "oh but I decided I didn't like it halfway through" and now you've got the offender's register for life. Ain't worth the risk, chief. Ain't, Worth. the risk. Moral dilemmas aside, even. Then again I might be a whole ton more vanilla than most folk, but in times like these I'd wager it's better safe than sorry.

[@The1992lm]

Amen

[@mrpockets505]

@@krel7160 After a long time it wont have the same effect just saying 🤷‍♂️

[@professorhistoire5349]

This is a subtle and nuanced but genius moral dilemma. Perfect for a "What Would You Do?", if you ask me.

[@engrtun]

Plot twist: It wasn’t her real signature.