Not quite everything, not all women are golddigging whores and not all guys are cheaters, me and my fiancee are prime examples of the term "exceptions to the rules"
@jillvalentinefan775 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy didnt tolerate thots and his back then. No man should now. Dont even bother with females, they rarely give a shit about you or your struggles.
@briankelly93475 жыл бұрын
@@jillvalentinefan77 hello pal its the 21st century things are,differnt now
@jillvalentinefan775 жыл бұрын
@@briankelly9347Sorry dude but in the 21st century we have thot patrols
@jillvalentinefan775 жыл бұрын
@@briankelly9347 You cant bullshit Saddam. I'm the king of deception.
@fasteddie6177 жыл бұрын
Murphy's shit is timeless. Still funny.
@88omair5 жыл бұрын
Been watching for 10 years and I love it more now
@sharonjohnson97823 жыл бұрын
Will like him for all time 😂💕😉
@ideal55352 жыл бұрын
For the person who is reading this message, know that God loves you and that he wants you to be saved and happy, nothing in this world like money, fun or popularity can fill the emptiness in your heart, but only his son Jesus who died for you can fill you, you who might not know about him, he knows you more than yourself, you who turned your back to him, he is still waiting for you with his arms open to receive you again, you who fought against him and had done things that are unforgivable in your eyes, he will always see you as his son and he already paid the price for all your sins, even if the world doesn’t forgive you, all that you need is God and everything will be alright, so trust God and only God, no one else, repent from your sins and never go back to them, and the most important thing is that you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior with your voice and your heart, when you do all these things, pray to God and read the Bible(Christian Bible not a Catholic since the Catholic one might’ve changed the word of God to something that it is not God’s word but men’s, so read a christian Bible) so that you get to know God, and when you pray ask God to guide you so that you always walk in his righteousness and that he gives you strength so you don’t fall to sin, and don’t just say I am a Christian and never read your bible or end up not praying, build a relationship with God, read the Bible, fast and pray and be his son not only in words but also in your actions, please listen to this message, today God has showed you grace, to you who might be depressed, empty, are being hated or hates, or maybe you don’t receive genuine love, even you who enjoys or is comfortable with his current life, whoever you who is reading this is, know that God is calling you to give you a future and a hope, in this life and in the eternal life, trust him because he loves you so much that you can’t even understand it, and the time is short, after this message you might day or Jesus might return, so be ready and follow him, for today he stretched his hand to you because he loves you and cares for you, and he doesn’t want you to go to hell, so please go to him, I promise you that it will be the best decision you will do in your entire existence and that God will free you from anything that hurts you, take the love and hope the Lord is giving you and be free, for the best future for your life is in his hands, please make the right choice, for today God has stretched his hand to you who he loves so much that he even died for knowing all the bad things you have done, that is how much love he has and will always have for you, and please if you have a way to contact the people on this video please send them this message, it might not seem like it but some people really need hope and God can change or save someone’s life and give hope to the hopeless by you just sending them this message, thank you for reading, God Bless you always❤️
@vincef7487 Жыл бұрын
T I M E L E S S ‼️‼️‼️ 👍🏽‼️
@OdayJ5 жыл бұрын
“Ends are meetin like a muthafucka..” 😂😂
@yw78872 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@ChristianDedomenicis4 ай бұрын
LMAO best part
@TheSlammurai7 жыл бұрын
This was the 80s. Not a goddamned thing has changed in 30+ years. If anything, it's gotten worse.
@OckhamAsylum7 жыл бұрын
That's the terrifying thing about it. This was decades ago when we didn't have the internet to spread social diseases like modern feminism which makes everything it touches worse. Nowadays? I can only imagine...
@Thepoweshow1236 жыл бұрын
in this set he just said every man cheats...that's hasn't changed in 30 years.
@bulletproof15816 жыл бұрын
Yeah this has definitely gotten worse, nowadays it's most of a guys money if not leaving a guy pretty much homeless
@bassinblue6 жыл бұрын
That shit just happens in America, more commonly in California...no wonder it's filled with whores.
@zexe63286 жыл бұрын
where i live divorce for men is like saying hi to your freind you tell her "your Divorced" her brother comes to pick her up end of story
@pamb469910 жыл бұрын
'I made $70, put that with the rest'.....lol
@quintinbanks50369 жыл бұрын
pam b now we have $300 million,$70 dollars because i want to do my share No... HAHAHA...
@pamb46999 жыл бұрын
Quintin Banks ....lol
@michellecoello92577 жыл бұрын
Half
@177SCmaro5 жыл бұрын
@@quintinbanks5036 And, in many women's and, even worse, court's mind, her putting her 70 dollars with his 300 million entitles her to at least half of the 300 million because she "contributed".
@keithdunklin81555 жыл бұрын
So I did the math.. 10 years = 8,650 days, which is 87,600 hours total. If you hired an escort for $100 an hour in 10 years it'll be $8,760,000. This is no where near $150 million.
@diypictures8 жыл бұрын
"Michael Jordan's ex wife never hit one jump shot!" - Bill Burr
@jakovbacica63008 жыл бұрын
+diypictures "The bitch never hit a lay-up in her life" if we're being precice
@diypictures8 жыл бұрын
Ahh I knew it was something like that. Maybe it was Kobe's wife he was referring to about the jump shot.
@TheBallsKicker8 жыл бұрын
+diypictures it was Kobe
@dansun66378 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Hogan and his gold digger ex.
@Jake211286 жыл бұрын
"Tigers Wife, 250 Million Dollars!!! Shes a Babysitter! With a Quarter of a Billion Fucking Dollars"
@joelrenouf79179 жыл бұрын
It's fun to shut your eyes and imagine Donkey doing the stand up
@AlBundy3108 жыл бұрын
+Justin Credible The fuckin Donkey from Shrek...nigga....Get with the program!
@dark3rthanshadows8 жыл бұрын
From shrek!
@neilcronin49947 жыл бұрын
except donkey was Eddie Murphy, look it up
@dale40397 жыл бұрын
Dragon wants half Donkey's money
@gertrudemcfuzz746 жыл бұрын
LOL! She'll take half Donkey's shit!
@JM-yc1nh3 жыл бұрын
#1 rule every damn man on the face of the earth forgets. " No puzzy is worth $150,000,000 dollars." Spoken like a higher consciousness.
@mels89903 жыл бұрын
🤣😂…now we have 300 Million and $70 dollars. Such a classic to this day…I’m just glad I was around to appreciate his stand up in real time. 👏👏👏👏
@note2owns9 жыл бұрын
And so far Eddie has avoided the "HALF!!!" monster. He is one of the few celebrities to do so.
@dark3rthanshadows8 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@beatigswartz56688 жыл бұрын
+Sgt Baker He never did "Homophobic" comedy. He did comedy about gays, just like he did comedy about blacks, whites, asian and italians. Whats the matter, he can pick on every race and subject but if he does one about gays, he's a homophobe? This is why no one takes you gays seriously. lol!!
@jennyjargon31517 жыл бұрын
Beatig Swartz you remind me of Onision
@SkandalouzStyle7 жыл бұрын
shows how much u know! Eddie Murphy's been caught out by a bitches more than once I think he has a standard support payment that gives out lol
@davidbrazier95856 жыл бұрын
note2owns he didn’t when he was going with scary spice
@DarkcowboyDK12 жыл бұрын
This should be a must see, at every bachelor party all over the world.
@idwtbam4 жыл бұрын
By then it's too late
@dappa3112 жыл бұрын
%1000 correct!
@WMFilms252 жыл бұрын
@@idwtbam was just gonna say that. More like this should be seen before every time you start the damn relationship.
@iga2792 жыл бұрын
It should be studied my lawyers
@j0ellyfish Жыл бұрын
@@idwtbam The hell it is
@bigbadseed76654 жыл бұрын
"I start having nightmares, I be waking up in the middle of the night like this, 'HALF!'" I lost it.
@lucho6464 жыл бұрын
I remember Mutumbo asked a girl he was going to marry to sign a prenup and she said no and he said ok then bye! Mutumbo the legend.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock88123 жыл бұрын
😄
@BlacKnightRising5 жыл бұрын
'here Johnny I made $70 put that with the rest' LMAO!!!
@deficator7504 жыл бұрын
I am getting a prenup when i get married, ain’t no one taking half my $30.
@gus66123 жыл бұрын
Shit that's actually funny lol
@michaeld46763 жыл бұрын
I think getting a prenup costs about $31 nowadays
@zabadazidit3 жыл бұрын
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!
@stevepatrickjarvis3 жыл бұрын
Now that made me laugh hard. Burnt myself! Is 30 all you have left after the wedding expenses?
@praiseenterprise86053 жыл бұрын
You had me burst in laughter. You good
@prettiestleogurl3012 жыл бұрын
I love 80's Eddie Murphy!!!
@88omair4 жыл бұрын
The BEST version. Genius
@88omair4 жыл бұрын
Sheer genius. Laughing my ass SO hard, and I've watched this since 08. God dammit Eddie we NEED you back!
@210991716213 жыл бұрын
"Now we have 300000000 and 70 dollars" That made me laugh so hard!!!
@yw78872 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@missmew34996 ай бұрын
The face he made just made it that much better too!!! 😂😂😂😂
@deletebilderberg3 жыл бұрын
No one will ever be a better stand-up than Eddie.
@youngbloodnba3 жыл бұрын
Dave chappelle is buddy.
@missmew3499 Жыл бұрын
@@youngbloodnba Chappell is good, but Eddie was waaaay ahead of his time!!
@KingBranBDM Жыл бұрын
@@missmew3499 cut from the same cloth. Dave is the evolution.
@domarq Жыл бұрын
You can immediately tell who's a Millennial and born in the middle to late 1980's. They only refer to Dave Chappelle as the token Black "legend". They're lazy....don't research.... and jump on the "popular" trend. Anyone born before 1980 knows Eddie Murphy and his friend Michael Jackson RULED the 1980's. But, more importantly: THEY WERE PIONEERS. They created opportunities for Black entertainers which were previously non-existent. And before Eddie, it was Richard Pryor. I'm so glad I experienced this era, IN REAL TIME.
@jmeds94 Жыл бұрын
@@domarq I think Pryor gets overhyped, he’s still a top 10 comedian of all time, but there’s others ahead of him. For black comedians I think Chapelle comes first, then Eddie second, then probably Cosby. Then Pryor, Patrice O’Neal, and Chris Rock.
@Baulx1383 жыл бұрын
1:40 the way that crowd cheered is the most wholesome thing
@TheCreativeMind7 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I secretly watched this behind my parents couch when I was 7. The first comedian I saw.
@Jake211286 жыл бұрын
this is by far one of the most legendary Bits ever... the amount of truth in this is amazing and it really shines a light on how in 30 years not much has changed. Gold Digging whores are still a problem.
@zenjon78929 жыл бұрын
I bet Paul McCartney listened to this on a loop for a while...
@malcolml3098 жыл бұрын
Of course he did. Paul McCartney, had more than 1 billion reasons to do so.
@Talktocsv7 жыл бұрын
What's with him? If I may ask. :)
@dark3rthanshadows7 жыл бұрын
her wife took a big chunk of his money
@MUFFINHEAD19856 жыл бұрын
Whilst crying into a prosthetic leg.
@bassinblue6 жыл бұрын
Paul McCartney was worth 600mil at the time and only paid her 24 mil...he pretty much won, since he can make that money back within the year. He either had great lawyers or the judge was a Beatles fan...or both.
@mhks687 жыл бұрын
$300,000,070.oo
@gcrazy645 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@drearoses13065 жыл бұрын
lol!!!!
@jasoncreasey79814 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cindasnodgrass65073 жыл бұрын
Yep
@meriwhaa50955 жыл бұрын
“Now we have 300 million and 70 dollars” That’s definitely me 😭
@OwenNovakChildofGod4 жыл бұрын
You’re part of the problem dumb bitch
@88omair4 жыл бұрын
@@OwenNovakChildofGod aight take it down a notch there papi
@crusher65893 жыл бұрын
@@88omair no he's right tf
@sidd91503 жыл бұрын
shut up dumb feminazi this is why y’all still fighting for your rights
@meriwhaa50953 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo the fact that there’s men that spend their time on the internet trying to bash a woman they never met, is more of a problem than me laughing and agreeing with a joke. 😂
@michaelanthony201210 жыл бұрын
Eddie, the best ever stand up comedian!
@HardRockMiner5 жыл бұрын
In the 80s this was hilarious! Today it's scary af.
@omegamale78805 жыл бұрын
It's scary that some people still haven't learned from it.
@toddinthemiddle3 жыл бұрын
@@omegamale7880 one of the best comments i've ever read...because it's true and wise.
@sandrarose13139 жыл бұрын
Amen...that's why any man that gets me to say I Do gotta sign a prenup...that you don't trust me lyrics will not work with me...marriage and money don't mix...you got yours, I got mine and what we build together is ours...period. ..
@bhutchin19966 жыл бұрын
Prenups can be beneficial to women too. "What's mine's mine; what's yours' yours; includes assets and liabilities." Contracts, including prenups, are supposed to benefit both parties.
@dunnotck14 жыл бұрын
I agree. The assets acquired during the marriage should be split in half, but what each individual had before the marriage stays theirs.
@dvega116 жыл бұрын
best standup of all time.
@adrianboyddodd8007 Жыл бұрын
The older I get the more I am thinking it to be a miracle that any 25 year old man can have this degree of insight. I am 60 now but could easily have fell into the traps he talks about when I was still in my 50's. Great comedians are also life coaches without even trying.
@mohdfakhrurrazi97225 жыл бұрын
Now i know why eddy is a legend.
@dappa3112 жыл бұрын
Now you know
@mohdfakhrurrazi97222 жыл бұрын
@@dappa311 i am too young to know him when he do his stand ups.
@ChrisAldridge3 жыл бұрын
Among the truest words ever spoken.
@freshfade285 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest realest standup ever imo...he ain't trying too hard, everything he says is relatable, and true. Perfection if it existed
@WhatIsItToBurn6 жыл бұрын
He said this in the 80s and people are still falling for it now lmao. Marriage is useless.
@wronggg6 жыл бұрын
Marriage is very useful for women.
@TheStapleGunKid5 жыл бұрын
We're at the point where marriage offers no tangible benefits for men at all. I'd love to hear someone explain to me what actual benefits men get out of the arrangement.
@jacobitewiseman36965 жыл бұрын
@@TheStapleGunKid thank Obama for making it worse and feminism for starting this bullshit.
@hoodhealthywithhuff88155 жыл бұрын
So true marriage is useless
@RichWeigel5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Eddie has been married and is currently engaged to be married.
@michaelh.89454 жыл бұрын
All I can do is imagine men all over the world waking up in the middle of the night screaming “HALF!” in their native language.
@anime14kurama5 жыл бұрын
I wish he did more stand up, love his work
@superlucas01057810 жыл бұрын
DAMN TRUE !!!!
@LMICUK9 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie THATS TOO MUCH.. Not fair if you ain't worked for it.. Its not yours
@pisceansith69156 жыл бұрын
THAT'S THE FUCKIN TRUTH
@Bignawright6 жыл бұрын
L.M.I.C UK not true in some cases baby girl.
@jsaav45995 жыл бұрын
@@MrGamerman001 That's every, bitch. Not just white.
@hippyjason5 жыл бұрын
@@MrGamerman001 Yeah, what J saav said: All the bitches, ALL the time.
@boahnation99325 жыл бұрын
@@jsaav4599 true dat. Fuckin true dat.
@TheMpofu9 жыл бұрын
Paul McCartney. Tiger woods.
@Wis_Dom9 жыл бұрын
+Kings mario A lot more than that...lmao!
@bassinblue6 жыл бұрын
Paul's ex never took half. Paul pretty much won the case, since he was worth 600mil at the time and the bitch took 24 mil. She probably used that to pay the lawyers and obviously it got taxed, so I doubt she even had over 10mil in the bank.
@cule4life806 жыл бұрын
David Harrison that's still too much
@pisceansith69156 жыл бұрын
and Sir Paul McCartney the biggest dunce of the lot....
@TheChrxnic8 жыл бұрын
4:57 Norbit is born
@kennethreed24416 жыл бұрын
TheChrxnic 5:16 ya meant
@tubewatcher31006 жыл бұрын
Half! (with the Johnny Carson expression) - Eddie Murphy's Raw is still good 31 years later. MGTOW!
@Kaviman5035 жыл бұрын
This is still funny in 2019 lol 😂😂
@susanelezebeth4 жыл бұрын
Fire! But sad thing you'd never see this show in December of 2019
@jasoncreasey79814 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@88omair4 жыл бұрын
This is funnier to me now after growing up since I can relate to most of it now haha. GENIUS
@MrSilverfish129 жыл бұрын
I sometimes have nightmares now picturing my future wife say HALF! Shits that's scary.
@PermanentHigh9 жыл бұрын
You don't HAVE to get married. If you want to avoid all the bullshit just don't get married, it's the logical and safe thing to do.
@MrSilverfish129 жыл бұрын
PermanentHigh I know. I don't feel any pressure to get married. But I always wanted to start my own family.
@PermanentHigh9 жыл бұрын
+Im a Fox starting your own family doesn't mean marriage. You don't need to get the law and the state involved in your relationship. You forfeit many rights when you get married, as a man. Don't even do it for tax purposes. What does that tell you, the fact that being married affects your taxes? That it's a business. You don't mix money with "love. Marriage should belong strictly to homosexuals, I don't even know why straight men do it because the institution of marriage was designed to fuck a man in the ass.
@MrSilverfish129 жыл бұрын
PermanentHigh That's what I was thinking. I don't want a bunch of people I don't know dealing with my personal affairs. No contract but will most likely say we are married.
@PermanentHigh9 жыл бұрын
+Im a Fox If you walk around saying you're married or you call the girl your wife and you live together, to the state you're pretty much married. it's called common law marriage. Your best bet is to watch your mouth and have the girl you live with pay rent. Even if you give her back the money somehow. But with legal documentation that she's a tenant, you won't get fucked by the state.
@Hamstergirl7112 жыл бұрын
I'm female and I agree with what he says. All I ask is that a guy treat me right, be a good lover and have a job. I have a job, he should too.
@bhutchin19966 жыл бұрын
"Gotta have a J O B if you wanna be with me." Eddie talks about that too. - "What's going on?" - "The rent, muthafrakka!"
@drearoses13065 жыл бұрын
@@bhutchin1996 felt like i was in the 80s when he said that line lol!!!!
@paulsf85975 жыл бұрын
Hamstergirl71 if only most women thought the way you do, divorce rates would be lower
@MrNanah384 жыл бұрын
Hamstergirl Please let me have your number
@dunnotck14 жыл бұрын
It's a very simple thing to ask of a partner yet I've met a lot of men who get offended when I tell them I only date guys with a job. I actually had to break up with my last boyfriend because he expected me to support him financially, wtf. People are too sensitive nowadays.
@jasonyoon49104 жыл бұрын
Timeless classic!!
@kristyV911 Жыл бұрын
Best damn stand up special, Hands down
@aarfeld14 жыл бұрын
I sure do wish that he'd do stand-up from time to time again. He was one of he best.
@go-goakins14895 жыл бұрын
Sage advice from the legendary Eddie murphy👊🙌👍😎👏👏
@jdfodio3 жыл бұрын
Foolishness for fools.
@Wis_Dom6 жыл бұрын
THEY JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE! Blake Griffin reportedly ordered to pay $258K a month in child support . Women are on here telling men, "Just don't marry the wrong one". But money and emotions will make ANY woman the "wrong" one.
@zabadazidit3 жыл бұрын
+1000
@jdfodio3 жыл бұрын
And he just married another one! Obviously, he's the wrong one who can't get marriage right with multiple women. They say that the 3rd one's the charm. She's his 3rd (4th?). He's her 2nd. When a man finds a wife, he has found a treasure! For she is the gift of God to bring him joy and pleasure. But the one who divorces a good woman loses what is good from his house. To choose an adulteress is both stupid and ungodly. - Proverbs 18:22 TPT JESUS: “Your ancestors have been taught, ‘Never commit adultery.’ However, I say to you, if you look with lust in your eyes at the body of a woman who is not your wife, you’ve already committed adultery in your heart. If your right eye seduces you to fall into sin, then go blind in your right eye! For you’re better off losing sight in one eye than to have your whole body thrown into hell. And if your right hand entices you to sin, let it go limp and useless! For you’re better off losing a part of your body than to have it all thrown into hell. “It has been said, ‘Whoever divorces his wife must give her legal divorce papers.’ However, I say to you, if anyone divorces his wife for any reason, except for infidelity, he causes her to commit adultery, and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.” (Matthew 5:27-32 TPT)
@hardcodedgamer2265 Жыл бұрын
I believe what Eddie makes a great commedian is the fact that everything he says is connected from the beginning to the end the whole story every word every sentence is connected is like listening to a novel all the events are connected he doesen't jumps from one subject to another he does not change the subject he starts with one character and leads him through the whole process the narrative the characters the plot he does not jumps to conclusions to fast its a long joke as long as a book it is funny and as time goes by it is getting funnier untill he gets to the end and shits explode from being funny and that's what makes him so great at telling jokes.
@holamoco6 жыл бұрын
"Take all the money you can and shit" hahaha always makes me laugh, he speaks the truth!
@yw78872 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dtaylor7298 жыл бұрын
So true I love this clip👍🏻
@manuginobilisbaldspot4247 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced he was talking about Charlotte Lewis, his co-star from The Golden Child. She was 19 when the movie was filmed and they did date briefly. And yeah, she was absolutely gorgeous.
@frankmarlowe5 жыл бұрын
"was"
@michaelseidenberg23233 жыл бұрын
Who??? I'd probably know her if she had half his money
@timmy8412123 жыл бұрын
Ooh good catch!
@jdfodio3 жыл бұрын
Nope. His fiance was Lisa Figuroa.
@HellaCalifornia5 жыл бұрын
150 million dollars would be a bargain for Jeff Bezos.
@dunnotck14 жыл бұрын
Eddie mentioned he thinks it's fair for the wife to get half if the couple built their fortune together during the marriage. Which was the case with Amazon. Both of them created the company and built it up to be what it is now. She was like an early shareholder so she rightfully earned the money she got in the divorce settlement.
@steez57694 жыл бұрын
@@dunnotck1 I agree. She didn't just jump on board once Amazon was a tycoon. His ex was with him since before the beginning and helped him start it. Pretty sure she was Amazon's first official employee as Jeff's accountant/bookkeeper.
@easyenetwork20233 жыл бұрын
@@steez5769 He admitted she worked for nothing or free a while too.
@stevepatrickjarvis3 жыл бұрын
Bezos is cool but he still looks like a big toe.
@V4Now3 жыл бұрын
@@stevepatrickjarvis he also runs a shady business.
@whatsakingtoagod55832 жыл бұрын
This aged very well!! 35 years and counting. He told no lies tho
@foxibot2 жыл бұрын
Lol, when he mimicked the women saying she deserved that money, his gestures and voice was so funny! He is the best Mimic whether it’s everyday people or celebrities. Lol “I contributed 70 dollars to your 300 million, and now we have 300 million 70 dollars, cause I want to contribute. Lol! And he just makes voices up. So funny.
@playboi18215 жыл бұрын
"I start having nightmares waking up in the middle of the night like HALF!...oh"
@omgcopyritedstuff10 жыл бұрын
came here cause of Dmitry Rybolovlev's ex-wife getting 4.5 BILLION for doing NOTHING
@Martial-Mat10 жыл бұрын
It's a fucking disgrace, and the worst thing is, feminists have convinced the world that this is fair. It amazes me that a LOT more women don't get murdered when they pull this shit.
@animangamania10 жыл бұрын
Watched this skit, then heard the news about that divorce, and I can picture the woman saying: "HALF! I'LL TAKE HALF HIS SHIT!"
@Dorkus89Malorkus10 жыл бұрын
Mat Broomfield Indeed. I would have taken 100 million and hired a good hit man.
@Martial-Mat10 жыл бұрын
John I mean seriously, how much does it make to make a greedy money grabbing woman just disappear? I'm not saying the woman didn't deserve to be tossed a bone for being with him. A million seems like an unbelievably generous gesture, maybe even ten. But 4.5 BILLION for what? In what POSSIBLE UNIVERSE can she have provided the support to justify that? He could have had a high class prostitute, a maid, a business manager, a chauffeur, a personal therapist a chef, AND a nanny on 24 hour stand by for life and still got major change out of five million, so this woman did what?
@filmnoirfan197510 жыл бұрын
Why don't these guys get pre-nups? Or is this a settlement after a pre-nup? I hear about those too but don't understand the legality of it all. Sounds like these women are nothing more than high priced prostitutes - but the man is to blame for part of it if he doesn't protect himself legally before the marriage. I'm a woman and if I was wealthy there is no way in hell I would marry without protecting myself. I have a friend who has to pay her ex husband alimony.
@neingtyyyy2 жыл бұрын
This is not comedy.. this is education 😄😄😄
@gertrudemcfuzz746 жыл бұрын
"And sparks shot out the woman's ass!" 😂
@crimsonshadow427 жыл бұрын
ftw he got married and she took half his shit XD Should have listened to your own advice.
@thetechlibrarian4 жыл бұрын
And then like a dummy she lost 7 million by con man
@TheAlphalimamike7 жыл бұрын
He is a great man and he says only the truth.
@mcd3379 Жыл бұрын
Classic comedy........but also great relationship advice! Heed it, young men and old.
@UngratefulLiving42013 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha this will never get old....still funny to this day, and still true to this day
@haroldpeagler14306 жыл бұрын
This was my teaching tool when I was growing and that shot helped and I have the things I want without stress from a women
@VidaRebornLonewolf2 жыл бұрын
And 30 years later, this is more true than ever.
@Mediagix5 жыл бұрын
There's a reason its called the Oldest profession.
@CushiticNomadd2 жыл бұрын
2022 , ain’t a god damn thing changed..
@Hectorferjr28 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp brought me here.
@dark3rthanshadows7 жыл бұрын
yeah that gold digger destroyed him1 she knew he was millionaire before marring him ....
@Theocracy86 жыл бұрын
That truly depicts what happened to him. And she was all about beauty etc so he should've known better. Too bad she got a big chunk in the end. Really not fair. Fucked up system.
@SeniorAdrian5 жыл бұрын
he tweeted this?
@atlasshrugged2u5 жыл бұрын
In his case he deserved it...
@sovaponoc99704 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is like he didn't marry the mother of his 2 children and possibly the best women in his life for years. I don't know why they broke up, but Vanessa Paradie(?) even defended him, while the whole thing with Amber Heard was going on. I don't think he will ever marry again, after the whole fuck up
@3DPeter3 жыл бұрын
This is not comedy, this is the best lesson of life you can get! I followed his "advice" and never got married so i never ever payed a dime to my ex girlfriends.
@251to5026 жыл бұрын
5:47-5:49 LOL! That facial expression was priceless!
@Oraleproductions233 жыл бұрын
His facial expressions drive the point home. HALF!!!
@yw78872 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ravidwolff6676 жыл бұрын
We used to watch this as kids and laugh so hard. Today too much PC has ruined art. Eddie i want to talk to you!!!!!!! HALF!!!!
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink62932 ай бұрын
He's spot on. The more I hear from American men about the state of affairs there re: marriage, money, alimony, divorce and child support the more shocked I am that anybody there gets married at all. You blokes in The States get absolutely shafted, it's unbelievable. I don't think most people have the foggiest idea what your legal system and divorce courts are like.
@laceyenglish67027 жыл бұрын
I'm a woman , a feminist, and I agree 100% that in the case of a breakup each party should keep what they had going into the relationship. Also in 90% of cases alimony is insulting and ridiculous. Just wanted to throw it out there that not all, or even most, women are gold diggers. If you're only meeting these ridiculous women, rather than venting your male rage on the Internet, change what you look for in a woman.
@Wis_Dom7 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter what type of woman you meet, she could be great at first. But most women are easily influenced. And change when they get mad.
@orthodoxedeter16573 ай бұрын
I watch this in 2024 and that show is still the funniest I've ever watched. Best comedian that ever lived.
@TetFeMal6 жыл бұрын
This was the 80s. And men still get got.
@Hbcfrtyujjbbcxdtmnggyuoop4 ай бұрын
I can’t help but notice that he predicted his future here.
@crazykellywfo42407 жыл бұрын
AMEN EDDIE.
@ilockhart6663 жыл бұрын
Best stand-up ever. Genius.
@Tyedust5 жыл бұрын
5:55..."HALF!!!!!" LMFAO!!!!!
@alwaysincentivestrumpethic66895 жыл бұрын
Eddie ahead of his time !!! 👍👍
@boahnation99325 жыл бұрын
The ends are meetin like a muthafucka 😂
@gkhan29739 жыл бұрын
4:43- hahahahaha, Eddie killing it.
@tguthrie65 жыл бұрын
I love his impersonation of a woman 😂
@88omair4 жыл бұрын
Never gets old 😂, especially when he starts talking really fast
@sivuyilexakwe56084 жыл бұрын
@@88omair "she earned it"
@yw78872 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jeremygreen21983 жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor and George Cain opened the doors for Eddie Murphy and Dave, Chapelle never let that be forgotten
@brick92335 жыл бұрын
Used to watch this as a kid and felt horrible, fast forward 20+ years and it’s comedy gold. You won’t ever understand this until you witness or go through it. Classic.
@unrooolie12 жыл бұрын
Mark Zuckerberg just got married someone should post this on his wall
@note2owns4 жыл бұрын
Half of 40 Billion dollars is still 20 billion. Definitely would not be hurting.
@Kirokill14 жыл бұрын
note2owns Flawed logic. half of 10 is 5 but imagine how much a kid would be angry if you took that from him.
@jacobjorgenson92854 жыл бұрын
They have together since college
@kerry29219 ай бұрын
They built it together
@bassivity7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha he's 100% right
@oddeda5 жыл бұрын
Nope, he's 50% right
@lokijotunborn19206 жыл бұрын
If I was gonna get married and my wife made me sign a prenub, I'd sign it. I don't have much but I'm not gonna marry into wealth. I would expect that same principle from any woman I'd date.
@kaguth15 жыл бұрын
I love the way he does the man saying "Okay...". That was like me with my ex. Everytime she ragged me out about something I would be like "Okay...lets do it your way"
@whitesnipegod24916 жыл бұрын
If u are super rich, u should not marry or think 100times before doing it
@allenfelty56406 жыл бұрын
so true.. all women care about is money
@Yggdrasill85 жыл бұрын
@@allenfelty5640...Women want many more things not just a lot of money.
@pisceansith69154 жыл бұрын
No think 300,000,000 times before doing it....
@MUFFINHEAD19858 жыл бұрын
This is why I don't want to get married. The idea of a woman getting half of my students loan, payday loan and wonga debt keeps me up at night.
@MeneTekelUpharsin8 жыл бұрын
No, woman would want to marry you to begin with.
@eriknjadaka73968 жыл бұрын
Get married in Cameroon. There, you can choose to share or not to share your money with your wife.
@bassinblue6 жыл бұрын
Not getting married because of financial issues? Damn white are wiping themselves out of history xDDD
@darlenejames92476 жыл бұрын
No woman with actual morals would take half of your money because that's just wrong.
@skynetprime826 жыл бұрын
@@Wis_Dom I'm actually married to a very good woman so thank you 👍
@farakhannorris23018 жыл бұрын
ARCHIVES...Cant wait for Mr. Murphy..if he wants to come back..Salute to a LEGEND..
@anim3z4u10 жыл бұрын
MANEEEEEEEEEEE I read online a Russian billionaire and his wife got a divorce and he had to give her half of that. SHIT CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
@sobasicreviews30974 жыл бұрын
So true. Every word that comes from Ed's mouth is the truth.
@St_Brelade13 жыл бұрын
"Did you know you could take his money did you know that?" So good
@hamdanalharbi22068 жыл бұрын
let say that her job was to be his wife .... lets skip the job description and look straight into the payment. there is 365 days in a year. number of days in 10 year are 3650 days. 150 million was taken as a compensation for the break up .... $150 million divided by 3650 days = (equals) $41 thousands a day!!!!! let put this into perspective: $41 thousand a day is about $1700 an hour. O.o is it worth it?!
@thatsquidwardfeel55678 жыл бұрын
That's outrageous enough but you're not even accounting for the non-monetary benefits he paid for and she enjoyed in the mean time (housing, transportation, you name it) yet. Add that on top of it.
@youssefrochdi19948 жыл бұрын
High end escorts take 1000 or 1500 a night. That's fulfilling ALL your fantasies every day of the week for 10 years while doing cocaine and drinking the best liquor in town.
@pisceansith69156 жыл бұрын
FUCK NO is't not worth it no matter how you divide it, she should not get a damn penny......end of