EFAP

[@ghostprojekt]

"Look to my coming at EFAP #308 on the 5th day. At dawn, look to the East." -Nutsa

[@HectorLopez0217]

Thanks to Nutsa for guesting when no one else wanted to watch Agatha

[@lawjef]

Disney execs: hey gang, our Agatha viewership just jumped by a third! We now have four internet streamers watching!

[@rogerborg]

[Tips fedora]

[@quiett6191]

Truly. Beneath her soft-spoken nature, she's a steely-eyed media reviewer.

[@Lostjayyhawk]

I love her channel. I was so happy to see her on this one and joker 2

[@Blizz3112]

Can you blame them?

[@bexarath]

"Wanna be on EFAP?" "Sure!" "You need to watch the Agatha series first." "Oh, um, I just remembered I have... plans, for... other stuff." - Every planned guest for this episode. Props to Nutsa for taking one for the team.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

"Yeah I bought this noose a few years ago, and never even bothered to try stretching it out, and I JUST remembered that I needed to do that, instead of this. 😅"

[@Kirby-nz7ck]

I wouldve watched agatha if I knew that was the only sacrifice I needed to join the EFAP for one shining moment, even if it happened to be soul crushingly boring

[@craptaincrunch5827]

Kay Vess lies be like:

[@Mr-Wonderful]

Mauler: "EFAP calls for aid!" Nutsa: "And Wahmen will answer."

[@nont18411]

Truly one of the wahmen of all time

[@mordirit8727]

"Never thought I'd die analysing a horrible show side by side with a woman." "What about side by side with a friend?" "Aye... Aye, I could do that"

[@wem-iv4xk]

Say no

[@iivin4233]

Where was Nutsa when the Westfold fell? That's all I'm sayin.

[@mordirit8727]

@@iivin4233 incorrect use mate... you should say something like "Nutsa: where was EFAP when the Disneyfold Fell?" Since in the angle of the meme going on here Nutsa is Rohan

[@Lemon_Inspector]

On boiling a sink full of water in 6 seconds, some quick maffs: The specific heat of water is about 4200 Joules per kilogram per Kelvin. So we need 4.2 kilojoules of energy to heat a litre of water by one degree Celsius. Assuming we're starting with water at 20°C, we need to heat it by 80 degrees, so 4.2 kJ × 80 = 336 kJ. Divided by 6 seconds, that's 56 kW of power. That's about 25 normal electric kettles, plugged in at the same time, to heat *one litre* of water in 6 seconds. A small kitchen sink holds a bit more than a litre. Let's say 50L. (based on a 25×22×6 inch sink I found at Lowe's) 50 × 56 kW = 2800 kW, or 1272 electric kettles. You could easily get this kind of power from the twin turboshaft engines from an Apache attack helicopter, which I assume is what most sous vide machines are powered by.

[@silverscorpio24]

☝️ Underrated comment right here

[@jakesully2868]

I love the collective 'tism of the internet. Well played, sir. 🫡

[@itbesilly4544]

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[@mykr0324]

Thanks

[@fredericauger]

The weaponization of 'tism against retardation is such a beautiful thing.

[@Elizabelle79]

I loved having the trio and one guest. It really helped Nutsa get her time to speak coz she's quietly hilarious. Some awesome moments. Love how the guys give her space to speak too. That was really sweet of you all. Could be a cool thing to just have one guest from time to time to get to know them better. Thanks, Agatha, for being so unwatchable!

[@jonbaxter2254]

I like a smol efap now and again

[@HerohammerStudios]

​@@jonbaxter2254 an intimate FAP, you might say.

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

that's why i liked the rings of power efap with little platoon, i like goger and random but when there's more people platoon stays quiet

[@toddstone230]

Reminds me of early EFAP where Mauler couldn't imagine having even 6 people on stream. Now it's become such a normal occurrence that it's refreshing to have a small cast again

[@Grrk_Jr]

Double Nutsa this week is neat Definitely one of the better new guests

[@SwampGreen14]

PatricianTV gang But yeah, Nutsa is pretty cool

[@ryankeith2712]

@@SwampGreen14Patrician Tv gang!

[@Lostjayyhawk]

Her channel is so good.

[@DisneyStarWarsSucks]

I just can’t seem to like nutsa idk why I think cause my first real listen with her talking a lot was in the 300 anniversary and every time she talked she sounded like the verge of tears which ticked me off for negative reasons I don’t hate idk HELP ME HELP ME I CANT LISTEN TO SOMEONE AND I HAVE NO REASON TO DISLIKE THEM WHY WHY WHY WHY I CANT WITH THIS

[@Blizz3112]

Her giggling is contagious...

[@JulianDoe]

Timestamps 0:00 And Then There Were Three 1:30 Backstory 12:15 Episode One 13:17 The Defeated 14:16 Detective Agatha 19:38 Extreme Exclusive Team 20:57 Credit Sequence 24:20 Investigation 37:57 The Robbery 49:14 Is This The Real Life? 56:50 Obligatory Action Scene 1:01:04 Credits 1:02:14 Episode Two 1:03:32 Gaykid 1:09:40 The Witches Road 1:11:18 Star Wars Outlaw 1:12:27 The Name Of The Gay Kid 1:22:18 Recruitment 1:37:28 Gaykid Backstory 1:38:35 Agatha’s Covenant: Assemble 1:50:59 Episode Three 1:53:43 Blueprint 2:00:13 The First Trial 2:12:00 Sharon 2:15:14 Poisoned! 2:30:34 Do you Remember? 2:35:24 The Antidote 2:56:40 The Death Of Sharon 3:03:48 Counter-Clockwise 3:06:08 From Three To Four 3:07:47 Death, Catfight & The Green Witch 3:16:28 The Second Trial 3:38:15 The Demon & The Tangent 3:50:25 Victory, Save Gaykid & Campfire 4:00:51 The Sigil 4:04:50 Campfire Chat 4:07:10 Episode 5: Previously on Wandavision 4:09:29 The Salem Seven 4:15:02 Awful CG 4:22:42 The Third Trial 4:28:00 Mr. Shart 4:35:46 Dealing With Mr Shart 4:40:08 Posessed 4:44:47 Just Like Your Mother 4:47:15 All The Titles 4:50:20 Halfway Conclusions 4:52:21 Guesses, Data & Questions 5:01:17 Final Thoughts 5:05:15 Nutsa's Projects 5:08:28 Rags Next Videos 5:10:00 EFAP: The Plushies (Halloween Special) + A promise From Wolf & Rags

[@bucketboy00]

A true hero👏

[@happynihilist2573]

dam, 1rst even

[@jeggsonvohees2201]

How could you not have a timestamp for Mr. Shart? He's the best part of this EFAP.

[@happynihilist2573]

@@jeggsonvohees2201 Mr Sharat is my only joy in life

[@JulianDoe]

@@jeggsonvohees2201 because: "...in progress" 🤪

[@CrustlessKing]

Viewers Added Context: "The Abyss" is the name MauLer has given to his shotgun.

[@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329]

Lollllllll

[@mattmark94]

A brit allowed to own a shotgun? Impossible!

[@jimslater8685]

​@mattmark94 funnily enough it's actually considered a right under law to own a shotgun. If it has a 3 round capacity or less they're not legally considered firearms, which is odd but whatever- If you have a safe place to use them ( i.e land with the owners permission to shoot on), no criminal record, no mental illness and two safes secured to a wall in a lockable building- (one for ammo, one for the guns) it's then the police's job to prove why you shouldn't own one- whereas with firearms, which are classed as any projectile weapon using compressed air or propellant with a muzzle velocity exceeding 16 joules, the onus is on the citizen to prove why they should have one. I know your comment was a joke but I thought I'd reply on the off-chance you might appreciate the information. Hope you're having a good day.

[@DJprofessorK]

@@mattmark94he’s in Wales land, they don’t follow the rules there

[@CrustlessKing]

@@jimslater8685 You are both wrong because, as a being of The Long, MauLer stretches outside the bounds of British law, it cannot constrain him. Everybody knows if you're too tall for police to handcuff you, there's nothing they can do.

[@bordocofrivia2896]

When jen was panicking when the potion didnt turn blue or whatever all i could think of was her inner thought being: "IM NOT USED TO THIS LEVEL OF POTION MAKING! THIS POTION IS A LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!"

[@silverscorpio24]

"HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF A COLLOQUIALISM?!?!"

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

"Listen Agathe, I don't respect you. I value Mr. Shart's opinion over yours."

[@bordocofrivia2896]

​@@silverscorpio24 "Boogie just be honest, did you shart on stream?" "I never did!"

[@silverscorpio24]

@@bordocofrivia2896 "I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN I'M ON SO MUCH PAIN HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!!!".... (looks at roommate holding PC power cord)... "I'M ON SO MUCH PAIN!!!"

[@ApophisTw0Thousand6309]

@@silverscorpio24 I BEGGED YOU, AGATHA! I BEGGED YOU! I BEGGED YOU!

[@knewjash]

Nutsa is such a gift.

[@AndrewConrad-f6q]

Perhaps the cutest voice on KZbin

[@tomjames9681]

We got Agatha All along coverage before Moon Knight coverage. Way to just twist my tipples.

[@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09]

We did get Moon Knight coverage, they talked about the first 2 episode. We haven't gotten any Hawkeye coverage though, which is the best thing from Phase 4 and 5 behind Guardians 3.

[@mr.barcode3186]

@@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 if you ignore the fact that it highlights just how thoroughly Endgame ruined Clint, and how unbearable Yelena is, then I agree, the show is passable.

[@kylefrank638]

@@mr.barcode3186 Hawkeye is the only D+ Marvel show where I think the title character is unscathed. Even though the Black Widow movie had already happened, I could get behind the moments Clint has remembering/apologizing to Natasha. I thought the understanding between him and the wife was charming too. But, yeah, Hawkeye: The Show is not amazing. Yelena's inclusion (and resolution) was incredibly easy, like she's absolutely out to kill Clint with no questions asked, and then he says "it wasn't like that" enough times and she breaks down. Echo and Kazi made for a paint-by-numbers aside, for more drama, and even with her parallel to Clint's rampage as Ronin, Echo is not integral here. Kingpin was turned into an assclown. The mom and Swordsman subversion was really telegraphed... the whole of the LARPer element was one of the most embarrassing things canonized in the MCU. Pizza Dog and Kate were a-okay!

[@HerohammerStudios]

We did get that. What??

[@josephkerrigan733]

​@@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 I never watched it. Didn't they ruin kingpin?

[@silverscorpio24]

Gay Kid reminds me of that one scene in Archer: "Oh please. You're so gay you, like, sneeze glitter."

[@pallor_mortis]

Gayer than a tangerine in jean shorts.

[@lostalone9320]

"Oh please, no-one's THAT gay." - Ray Gillette, on why he is lining up to rail Lana.

[@jonbaxter2254]

Oh sweetie, nobody is that gay...

[@clinicallyinane8098]

Nutsa is so adorable and meek. It's funny how everybody leaps out of the way to let her talk. Wholesome kindness all around.

[@MassiveiusBiggus]

Code Pink is in effect.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

We are a Hateful Brood of a company community l, after all.

[@ericshaunfield9304]

@@OutsideTheTargetDemographicThe Toxic Brood is a proper bunch of gentlemen

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

@@ericshaunfield9304 Yes, quite. Asking such philosophical questions as "the bath water question", "is fucking your clone gay, masturbation, or a trap", and other such riddles that have haunted mankind for centuries.

[@ericshaunfield9304]

@@OutsideTheTargetDemographic being polite gentlemen and being a gaggle of deranged autists aren’t mutually exclusive.

[@absolutechaos13]

Salem Seven: "I hope you have enjoyed your trip down the Witches' Road, for your journey ends here!" Agatha: "Enjoyed? It has been hell! We even lost Mrs. Hart in the first trial!" Salem Seven: "What? How is that even possible?" Agatha : "We may have forgotten to give her an antidote after she passed out from the poisoned wine." Salem Seven: "The first Trial is friendship. The only way you get poisoned wine is if you all hate each other." Agatha: "What do you mean? There was a timer on the wall. And the building was submerged in water. And my glass kept refilling. What were we supposed to do to get out of there?" Salem Seven: "Sigh. Everyone's glasses refill. You were supposed to sit and enjoy each other's company until the trial thinks you're good and drunk. It helps with the rest of the trials. The building submerging is supposed to symbolize the outside world falling away." Agatha: "How does getting drunk help with the trials?" Salem Seven: "Alcohol always helps when you are trying to deepen the bonds between witches. Are you a recovering alcoholic or something?" Agatha: "I don't need to deepen my bonds with these people. I need to get my wish at the end of the road." Salem Seven: "The Witches' Road gives every witch what she wishes for - true sisterhood with the rest of her coven. I don't know why you are here if that wasn't your goal. This is a hazing ritual, not some magic lamp."

[@GeneralPotatoSalad]

I'm sort of surprised that someone so intent on giving ingredients as a riddle used "counterclockwise" instead of "widdershins" in the stirring instructions. Oh, wait, that would require the writers know words.

[@willow1601]

3:05:00 Guys I swear to you I work with middle schoolers. These kids were learning about analog clocks when they were in Covid schooling. So many ask me for the time when there's a clock right in front of them, and tell me they don't know how to read it. I'm the oldest end of gen z and am baffled when the youngest of gen z can't understand normal things like clocks, but it's true.

[@Soapy-chan]

i mean sure that they don't know how to read a clock I get, but counterclockwise...? i mean they know how the thing moves on the clock, don't they? also this was set a few years ago so you would have been the same age as him when you say you're gen Z

[@willow1601]

@@Soapy-chan yeah it’s definitely unreasonable for the character not to know when he’s my age

[@walkir2662]

Meh, I'm born in the early 80s and have to think hard reading analog clocks. Always had a digital one so it never really became a relevant skill. I do of course know what (counter)clockwise is, of course.^

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

Can confirm: 26yo coworker asked me what the time was, I held my left wrist with a Seiko automatic out for him to read, and he just looked at it, then me. "......do....can you not read an analog watch?" "Dude, just timell me what f*cking time it is". 😮 Jesus Christ.

[@akashajones6079]

​@@walkir2662That's sad, dude.

[@Archphoenix1]

of course rags knows about the occult. For what else would he need the black leather outfit, the ghost mask and the 9 tailed whip?

[@happynihilist2573]

I'll explain when your older

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

Then what is the banana for?

[@troy4173]

Mr. Shart will join The Don at the table of great MCU characters. Absolute peak fire.

[@jonbaxter2254]

Shadowheart?

[@realmofloredor]

🎶 Call Mr. Shart, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Shart. 🎶

[@Cats-TM]

3:36:30 My favourite moment in Back to the Future is when Marty plays Johnny B. Goode. Not only is it in important to the plot but Michael J. Fox learned to play Johnny B. Goode on the guitar and you can tell.

[@alexfriedman918]

The Ouija board spelled out M-A-R-T-H-A. And the gay kid screamed: “Why did you say that name?!”. How is that for a DC-Marvel crossover?

[@Fenris86]

If you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares into your TV and tells you: "My dude, this is sludge!"

[@quiett6191]

EFAP going to its guests "Hey guys would you like to cover Agatha with us? If yes we're gonna start real soon" Gary: "Oh, ah.............(Smoke Bomb! dives out window, catches next plane to South America)" Drinker: " Right lads. Let me check my schedule......."(walks into next room, the crew waits and when they check on him they find he's downed 6 bottles of scotch in one go and passed out with a relieved smile) JLongbone: "Sure, okay (starts watching, breaks down crying).........never call me again guys (runs away)"

[@morganseppy5180]

Metal: it didn't air here. Yeah i have vpn but... ehhh i was streaming .....

[@gonotgentleman]

Az: Sorry, didn’t you hear? I’m dead in New Zealand!

Disparu: Sorry guys I got..... british lesbian things to do, yeah, thats totally it.

[@Soapy-chan]

LittlePlatoon: Sorry I got british gay things to do

[@haslittle8078]

1:24:00 It's too bad Rags was muted. I think it would have been funny to hear Mauler's reaction when he learns that there are, in fact, gun stores within larger gun stores in the United States.

[@木原篤郎-b4m]

Last year I saw a bookstore within another bookstore in a big city in my country. Not sure if common elsewhere, but it was a first for me.

[@kye698]

Never a bad time when he's muted but where they got those at? Texas? I've literally only ever seen guns stores in shitty plazas lol

[@haslittle8078]

@kye698 Here in Central California, there are places like Sportsmans Warehouse that have multiple counters for different gun brand vendors

[@DarthPawz]

This show was created because people liked a song 😂

[@mahoutsuguy863]

A song that didn't even make sense within its own show

[@nont18411]

“I don’t want the singing anymore.” - The Jonkler

[@HectorLopez0217]

Pandemic money made Disney think anything was gold

[@Сайтамен]

A song spin-off

[@ace15892001]

No, this show was always planned. Don't let anyone fool you on that.

[@2ndlegend125]

For the Zoomer and Gen Alpha not being able to read an analog clock joke. It is an actual thing. A lot of us can't read analog clocks. We were taught in grade school, and then it never came up again because digital clocks are everywhere. I can because it is fairly intuitive, and I wear a watch. But i have known a lot of people who need to take a second to read a clock. Now, where the Agatha joke fails is that while Zoomers and Gen Alpha have trouble reading analog clocks, we all know what clockwise and counter clockwise is just from life stuff that has nothing ro do with actual clocks.

[@akashajones6079]

Analog clocks are also everywhere... Stores, doctors' offices, and everywhere in between.

[@2ndlegend125]

@@akashajones6079 never have to read them with all the digital ones everywhere.

[@ArtekGeneral]

@@2ndlegend125 Pretty much this. I have analogue clocks in my house - never bothered to understand them because why would I when I have a digital one on a microwave or something just tell me straight raw numbers. Clock arms take me too long to decipher and I just can't be bothered. I'm 30 y.o. now, I more or less learned by osmosis how it works, but it still just takes me too long - I have to actually stare at it and think about it for like 10 seconds to get an approximation of current time and I just don't like it when a digital just tells me "It's 15:37:26".

[@SheikhMawini]

Everyone who needs to know the time has a smart phone or a tablet.

[@caramelspellman3253]

I really like witch related series like Charmed, Sabrina (both sitcom and the netflix one) but I just couldn't bring myself to even watch a single episode of this after what they did with WandaVision I literally got to know about this through Jlongbone's twitter stream

[@sirjameslvn]

It’s weirdly good, actually

[@kylefrank638]

1:09:21 Sky High has the fat bully with superspeed! EFAP MOVIES: SKY HIGH, DO IT!

[@jeggsonvohees2201]

Mr. Shart is the best part of this EFAP.

[@alida4790]

A legendary meme was born

[@kreese-yi2nb]

The Shart struck the hour exactly on time.

[@Davesoft]

It was golgothan all along

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Meh. It was a little funny at first, but the joke went on for too long.

[@presidentirinavladimirovna7054]

@@johannesseyfried7933 Ahh you're such a party pooper

[@alduinthetyrant5225]

There is definitely going to be some video essays calling people stupid for not understanding the brilliance of Agatha. This is gonna be fun.

[@slaapt]

I watched up to and including the Ouija board episode. Every test is generic "go in house, do obvious thing, do obvious thing to fix it." Drink wine, be poisoned, make generic antidote (I don't remember them analysing the poison, but I could be wrong). Go in house, play song (because of all the instruments, you know) everyone knows. You don't even need to play it that well. Enter house play with ouija board. End it with saying "goodbye" as the instructions told you to. If these are the insanely hard witch trials to get incredible power, I don't think youtube will let me use the clinical term to describe the witch community's intelligence level.

[@silverscorpio24]

Their collective intelligence and creativity is that of a crossword puzzle designed by a single third grader.

[@samdurfee6093]

I know y’all compared the Plot the Puss-n-Boots: The Last Wish. But it actually reminds me of The old 70’s Stalker Movie. Where The Stalker take two travelers to THE ZONE. At the heart of THE ZONE is THE ROOM. THE ROOM, will grant each of the men their truest desires. During the journey they are met with danger and peril and we learn about their individual philosophies on life and why they wanna reach THE ROOM. It’s a really good movie, shame the Agatha ain’t gonna be good like the Stalker.

[@essexclass8168]

Would be a hell of twist if Wanda turned evil because she completed the path and wanted her brother back but got mega ultra dr strange powerful instead. Yeah even shamelessly copying Tarkovskys Stalker would've yielded a better story, let alone properly implementing elements that rhyme.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

I love that EFAP adopted Nutsa. She's been an acceptable replacement for Manager Jay's absence.

[@DuneStone6816]

My main contention with MCU Agatha has always been that the show seems to want me to believe she's evil, but they never show her doing anything evil or clearly explain what evil she has done in the past. Causing Sharon's death is the first pointedly evil thing Agatha has been depicted doing. Agatha dragged an innocent women into a dangerous situation for her own gain and let that woman die through carelessness. And she doesn't seem to care. This is Agatha's first unambiguous crime, and I don't think the show even realizes it. It's really weird to wait until halfway through her show to finally have her do something evil.

[@electricbayonet2]

Hang on...did the writers have Sharon fall unconscious while hallucinating the most traumatic event of her life, kill her, and then end the episode on a joke? EDIT: 3:01:23 YUP THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID The writers introduced a completely innocent character, had the protagonists selfishly trick her into a highly dangerous situation, and then had her die frightened and alone because the others were too busy being selfish _and_ stupid. _And the writers expect us to laugh_

[@mr.barcode3186]

I think it's hilarious how this show tries to say the people of Westview would be fine after Wanda physically and psychologically tortured them for weeks. If that isn't shameless narrative protection, I don't know what is.

[@Relugus]

Well, we all know it's Chthon All Along. Wanda had no idea how chaos magic worked, only Chthon knows that stuff.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

It's like if the Jews in Auschwitz decided to turn the place into a small town.

[@pascalsimioli6777]

@Relugus Oh god you're back. Just don't. It doesn't matter who did it, the point of the comment is that people are generally not OK being tortured psychologically and physically, stop being retarded.

[@insensitive919]

Imagine kidnapping some poor woman's daughter and the cops were like "What? She gave her back. It's fine."

[@kyletimmons2940]

Multiverse of Madness did it first. Wanda- "I made some mistakes in Westview." Dr. Strange- "But you made everything right. No one doubts that."

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

What is the coverage on? Agatha. Why are we here? NUTSA!

[@ralph-im-a-star-wars-wiggum]

Omg what if Snape, the potions master, just walks in an Uber eats order, take one look around, dons a look of utter disgust, throws a vial against a wall, and skates out the door as this entire atrocious show prematurely ends.

[@Cats-TM]

Genuinely, thank you to EFAP for reminding me I had to go to the library to check out a few books.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

I assume Disparu was busy, he is probably the only other person that has watched Agatha consistently and made videos

[@nicholascardwell7410]

Thank you Rags for explaining what a library is. You have a keen insight into us, the attentive but illiterate audience.

[@ericshaunfield9304]

It was an artful description. My favorite part was when he called the log sheet a little history/story I stood up and clapped.

[@BillyTheKidLawrence]

Nutsa is so down to Earth awesome. She should be on more.

[@Jaketholemeu]

The beacons are lit! EFAP calls for aid! Nutsa will answer! Yayyyy :D

[@VonSvenenberg]

Being on a podcast like EFAP can be a huge boost for a growing youtube channel since it lets you show off yourself and your content, letting you tap into a much wider audience. You can literally get months of subscriber growth from a single afternoon of talking shit. Still not worth it if you gotta watch Agatha though.

[@boom_boy_john1324]

It's good to see Robert Downey Jr. return as Tony Shart

[@zjjohnson3827]

Rags said he thinks it’s likely you’ll eventually do reactions to the Hobbit movies… But will you ever do a fun little jaunt and do a watchalong of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies? I’m sure you’ve all seen them, but I wanna watch them alongside y’all lol Edit: aside from the fifth, it would be a welcome return to the good ole days when movies were awesome

[@sparkypack]

You got equipped with Gil-Galad's G. Hook Shot.

[@Handsy_McGee]

more Nighy appreciation plz

[@regaliatwo]

see it’s funny cause they actually don’t like Pirates Three so it would be interesting to see

[@zjjohnson3827]

@@regaliatwo interesting Nostalgia Critic *hates* the potc movies, and and the efap crew rightly so basically disagrees with everything he says, so one would think they’d love three like most people

[@Handsy_McGee]

@@regaliatwo I mean ya gotta compliment Davy Jones, even if the movie overall is crap

[@13JackDiamond]

My favorite part is when Gay Kid said "Get away from her... Y-you witch." 😐

[@firebreathingcow]

I see what you did there

[@stevesamuals2651]

It's a good thing a woman got on the podcast for this episode least rags would have to become a lesbian again

[@akashajones6079]

Considering there are many men these days literally saying they are lesbians... This is just not funny. It's depressing.

[@apocryphicdeath]

​@@akashajones6079The guy has a fursona. He's the same ilk as the men you mention. At least those men's fantasies are still about being human lmfao

[@akashajones6079]

​@apocryphicdeath I don't follow your "logic" here. Furries aren't literally telling people they ARE anthropomorphic dogs, etc. It's a (weird) hobby they take part in in their private lives. Men who seriously claim they are lesbians, are being sincere and trying to change laws and push women out of their spaces. These two things aren't the same at all.

[@apocryphicdeath]

@@akashajones6079 They're both fantasizing about being things that they are not. You do know there are furries that push for legalizing bestiality right? At the same time not all trans-dudes are out there pushing legislation. It's odd that you only ever complain about male-to-female trans and never female-to-male trans in your comments. It's almost like you're biased or something 😮

[@Kainvverd]

I'm kinda glad that I got stuck somewhere around 2017 when it comes to most of the media I care about and consume, at least I get to be a little bit less disappointed with all the horrible things getting pumped out on a seemingly daily basis.

[@robonator2945]

actually the MCU going down the shitter is what made me give MHA another shot and it ended up being really good. Still started slow, but it was a few magnitudes of magnitudes of magnitudes better than Secret Invasion ever was. (not a weeb by any means, but a few anime are actually deserving of their reputation. Others though are incredibly mid to just plain bad.) So yeah, every cloud has a lining and all that.

[@Kainvverd]

@robonator2945 I was never really interested in MCU, the only thing that I actually liked watching was the first Iron Man movie, so I got to avoid the pain of that franchise falling apart.

[@puzzlebawce795]

I’ve been needing this. My body is ready Edit; My body wasn’t ready 😵‍💫

[@thatguywesmaranan]

nutsa coming in clutch to take one for the team!!!

[@TheVikingOfDisapproval]

About the Mephisto references. -WandaVision was adapting from 2 stories that, in the comics, used a lot of Mephisto (Agatha served him, he did lots of things involving her twins) -Loki had an opening with some horned demons in stained glass

[@Makowh]

So this show should be called "Apathy all along"

[@lordvarrax5060]

Apathy is death...

[@rogerborg]

This is a courtesy watch, chaps, and lady-chap. It's Apathy All Along from me.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

Nutsa will give me diabetes at this rate.

[@ArcticWolf00Alpha0]

Why?

[@crimsonpotemkin]

@@ArcticWolf00Alpha0 she's too sweet

[@ArcticWolf00Alpha0]

@@crimsonpotemkin Oh wow, nice one.

[@kcrr]

Agatha got bimbofied by the botoxin 😭

[@HectorLopez0217]

@@kcrr I’m sure Rags knows the tags for this

[@Blackmage9]

Thank you Rags for reminding us of Hasbro's trademark on Oujia^tm board.

[@DUKEzors]

The amount of total crackups for the coverage makes this show worth it.

[@setlik3gaming80]

I used the Dewey decimal system to research Taoism in 1980.

[@jcudejko]

So good to see Nutsa!!

[@berettaroadchronicles9637]

Gay kid not getting his identity reveled like that is just some a Sol not telling OSHA the backstory truth

[@kingvejita8827]

gay kid telling the audience hes gay was... a real shocker

[@tabull8180]

My interest for Agatha is below zero but holy cow I have not laughed this much in ages. That part about the extra-special sigil-spell. So insane amounts of layers of incompetence the writers don't even have a clue. One of the best Efaps of all time.

[@kylefrank638]

I'm only through the first hour of coverage, so maybe they get around to it, but... Do we know how Jac Schaeffer got this job, writing for WandaVision and Agatha? Her career, a full decade before WandaVision, was making a sci-fi romance that got mixed reviews and it has virtually no footprint in the history of movies. Then 2019, she did a female-remake of a comedy, and it was panned. Then Marvel swipes her up and has her writing for a handful of their female leads. ? Like, what was the appeal here? What made her the right fit for a shared universe, with established dramatic characters like Wanda and Black Widow?

[@yagamifire7861]

Massive group incompetence at every level of Marvel leadership

[@Lemon_Inspector]

I hope the gang one day reviews Jac Schaeffer debut high-concept -hentai doujin- romantic comedy, and that they spend the entire time arguing about the philosophical implications of the premise.

[@kylefrank638]

@@Lemon_Inspector I'm down for that, myself

[@sethrotull1]

The Tell-tale Shart By Edgar Allen Poo

[@warcrazedbobgeorge4346]

The descent into nostalgia madness at 2:30:40 was great. Ah better times...

[@venomsnake4042]

MCU: "Agatha was freed from Wandas spell after she died" Also MCU: "You'll find removing the spell of a dead man very difficult" -Dr. Strange

[@bradenhagen7977]

What was the context of Dr. Strange again? I remember the line but not when.

[@venomsnake4042]

​@@bradenhagen7977 Ebony Maw threatened to kill Strange to get the Time Stone from the Eye of Agamoto. Dr Strange placed a spell on it to prevent it from being removed

[@robonator2945]

eh, that could easily be context dependent. Different spells could easily have different levels of persistence. IIRC the spell that Strange put on the Eye of Agamoto was more like a binding enchantment that would be associated with the item itself, whereas a hallucination/deception/illusion spell would presumably need constant 'maintenance' and would dissipate naturally if the caster died.

[@fortherepublic6475]

This is obviously because Wanda uses witchcraft while Dr. Strange uses sorcery.

[@Eienias]

right from the start i have no idea what's going on in this show, i guess they'll explain it but...wanda left agatha trapped as "the nosy neighbor" so why is she a detective now? what happened? oh right magic tisms, guess it doesn't really matter also its hilarious, nostalgic and sad during the entire "remember when this happened in the MCU?" 2:30:24 tangent happened. so many great memories and moments. i saw some old MCU movies on TV at work and it just took me back. Iron Man 2 was one of em and i know its not as beloved as others but man compared to what we got now its a ton of fun to watch

[@Cats-TM]

3:04:30 Yes! Of Course! Everyone uses that to know which direction to go in everything. Literally, just play any card game and you will hear people use the terms clockwise and counter-clockwise.

[@jeyjutis3013]

The rhyme issue @03:07:00, is not really an issue. I noticed that Rags complained about the same thing in that awful Acolyte song. The rhyme in question is not only found in the last word, but also the second last-reach and teach. These are called feminine rhymes or double rhymes, if I’m not mistaken, and they are a kind of multisyllabic rhyming scheme. There are many examples of this in both hip-hop and highly respected poetry.

[@TheVikingOfDisapproval]

Sous Vide user here. This absolutely does not work. Hot water at the starting line is essential just to cut down on prep time. Not to mention that the amount of water influences heat time or if the tool can even get it to temp

[@jayw3512]

Mauler: “What’s up…this is big break for you possibly…you wanna be on EFAP”? Person: “Thanks man! I’d love too”. Mauler: “Need to watch Agatha series”. Person: “Oh…my internet…I mean my TV…it is long story…Actually, I have family emergency that I just remembered”…

[@MassiveiusBiggus]

"This show... is a show." - an unreasonably popular media reviewer

[@Blizz3112]

This was such a Rags episode... I love it... XD

[@Zephyr503]

The first episode is the most interesting in that a police procedural in the MCU would have been far better than the Real Housewives the rest of the show turned out to be. 1:23:00 If there are half a dozen witches within a 3-mile radius where were they during Wandavision?

[@PaladinLagnir]

20:37 Nutsa is the Samwise to EFAP's Frodo.

[@mohamedbelkacem9889]

The hero we needed and deserved.

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

All my ewoks love nutsa

[@RorytheRomulan]

Man, this new reality TV show "Desperate Wine Moms" is wild.

[@BrettCaton]

A witch detective has potential as a TV show - if you keep a rigid magic system so they can't just deus ex machina, and are the under dog sometimes. I think Dresden Files is a good example.

[@chance713]

2:49:18 I learned this from Elden Ring. The Cerulean Tear Flasks.

[@Nokaret]

We're at the point where a mini-series about Mr. Shart, the unhygienic poltergeist would have attracted more viewers than what they actually produced - let that s(t)ink in. Also Nutsa on EFAP is always a treat #cutesa

[@Kainvverd]

Mr. Shart is definitely one of the greatest philosophers of our time, but he's nowhere near as intelecutal as Me High Cheek Sent Me High.

[@kcrr]

dont mind me, just marking the mr shart section for myself 4:28:03

[@revolversnake126]

Mr Shart is the only thing that brings me joy in life.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

I ran away from this to watch Mootal fail at SH2 instead.

[@Lostjayyhawk]

Nutsa is such a gem. You guys should definitely sub, her star wars content is amazing.

[@DUKEzors]

I love that Disney got her a gift.

[@SpaceCase1214]

Disparu is watching it at least, and Thor Skywalker.

[@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt]

🎶" Dewey-Dewey-Doo, where are you, we got some work to do now..."🎵

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

"Where are you" indeed, the dewy decimal system is so unintuitive that it's basicly useless... and I worked an internship at a library.

[@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC I loathe to ask this, but did you ever date a "naughty Librarian"? (I highly recommend it...)

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

@@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt the only woman there was at least twice my age and married, so no. Unless "naughty librarian" is slang for something else I've never heard before? In which case, also no.

[@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC You worked in the wrong library, 🤣!

[@oscarboulton8887]

Small correction, when Fringy spoke about rhyming you and you they missed that they rhymed reach and teach which is a technique used in poetry and songwriting where you rhyme the syllables. teach and reach are on the 4th and 8th syllable 3:06:47

[@kingawesome5219]

2:54:38 Nutsa loosing her mind is the only thing that brings me joy this stream

[@imjustaguy1721]

I remeber seeing this in my recommended and going "Oh nice EFAP is on now. Its a shame i have to work on a project for school" After a 3 hour session of listening to music and writing i come to see they still going strong What fucking madlads

[@happynihilist2573]

Mr Sharat is my only joy in life... ...as long as i'm not the one he's haunting

[@Heartshapedbox81]

To answer that one person chat who said "Where is white vision?" That's pretty funny, I mean vision is fairly chill but I mean even he might jump off the rails if his son turned out like... whatever that is supposed to be. Oh and I'm pretty sure they skipped over it because it isn't crucial to the "story" but it needs to be stated how disturbing it is that they felt the need to include a scene when she was walking out on the street naked and a child (a little girl specifically) across the street sees her, and her parents try to cover her but they don't make that much of an effort and the show also displays the little girl moving their hands aside so she can see more... The "parents" don't yell angrily at her or even look visibly upset nor drag their child inside like they should, nothing.

[@johannesseyfried7933]

No, Rags, a Hexenbesen isn't just a ritual to create a witch broom. It's the german word *for* witch broom. At this point, why not just say witch broom? I thought only Anime had this strange fascination with the german language.....🤔 Also, I fully agree. That music scene to banish the demon could have been a lot more interesting and exciting. I can think of at least three stories where an evil, magical creature was beaten with the power of music and one if those is a My little Pony movie. That was a cute attempt there, Agatha all along, but how about you take some advice from your betters? Like the colorful cartoon horses?

[@strydyrhellzrydyr1345]

Please .. bring back more NUTSA

[@cameronjames3499]

4:36:20 General time-stamp. The made-up ghost being "Mr Stabby" is even better than they might've intended since it also fits into the Mr/Mrs joke. "Mrs Tabby" definitely sounds like the bs "witchy" sort of name (along with Hart) that this show's writers would come up with.

[@MBS-HomuZombie]

Man, i was thinking i could do a whole comparison with a movie (that i love) as they shares a few baseline concepts. Like both start with a whole 'fake intro' but the movie has a reason for it to be a thing. There also some memory manipulation stuff, and even a 'random' song moment with the characters singing as well but the (cake) song in this case is their own and it's part of the whole 'fake setting', not some old-but-not one like in this show. Oh, i guess i can say that the movie has 5 main female characters just like the show. But i realised that i don't really know where to go with it beyond saying that they could of actually done something with the ideas, like the whole fake intro could of been something interesting if that was the focus. I have to give the show one thing though, they have Mr Shart.

[@eren__morwen5947]

Holy shit I’m starting to listen to it and Apathy just kicking in. I’m only listening for you guys, i couldn’t give less of a fuck otherwise

[@GaioSamurai]

1:09:28 SKY HIGH! @MauLer, the fat guy who is actually the speedster was in a Disney Channel Original Movie called Sky High. I'm very nostalgia glasses, but that movie was fun. Great cast.

[@tkul_]

A better show would have had the coven go into the Agnes show and have to break Agatha out of character by playing into the premise of the police procedural.

[@-Azure.EXE-]

This show sounds like any one if the 4 billlion teen witch books in a highschool library. Except its somehow aimed at their divorced mothers or 'cool' aunts.

[@kingvejita8827]

at least the teen witches are hot , i mean id do agatha and Plaza but thats it