EFAP

[@Jaketholemeu]

Fringy pretends he was on the side of the humans during the Emu War, but we all know he is a bird.

[@An_Actual_Rat]

The humans had a chance, but he sealed their fate when he brought The Fring.

[@HectorLopez0217]

@@Jaketholemeu If he admits to being a bird it means he played both sides of the Emu War

[@andrewmeyer3599]

​@@HectorLopez0217 a double race traitor

[@kevinjackman4026]

Everybody knows that Fringy is a plague frog. Duhhh... Idiots!

[@Inastewpopotogo]

I dont care what they tell you in school, all Emus are Fringy

[@captbuckyohare5585]

The Up prologue lasts 4 minutes. In Fellowship of the Ring, Boromir's entire story is played out in 26 minutes of screentime. The entire experience of the first Toy Story movie is encased in 75 mins of runtime. You can do a huge amount in very little time if you write with purpose, intent, and precision. When you don't do that, you will will find it incredibly easy to fill entire hours of a show with nothing. See Agatha. See Rings of Power. See Ahsoka. It's effortless.

[@andrewmeyer3599]

Seems to me that the problem is that these new projects arent given a strict time limit and thus the teams behind them just kind of end up meandering their way to the finish line instead of running

[@bijibadness]

"Agatha All Along may not top WandaVision, but it’s still one of Marvel’s stronger television efforts ... a spooky, fantastical journey unlike any other. Though the story is uneven and at times frustrating, it’s also an incredibly enjoyable thriller made all the more intriguing by a cast of colorful characters." _Agatha All Along:_ 8/10 --IGN "It’s tempting to pat The Penguin on the back for at least trying something ... Oz withers in the spotlight of The Penguin - when he’s not overshadowed by ally-turned-enemy-turned-ally-turned-enemy-again Sofia Falcone ... worships at the altars of The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, The Sopranos, and Breaking Bad, but Sofia’s family are no Corleones, Oz is no Tony, and in these eight episodes, they’re not given the time or space to get anywhere close to those crime-drama landmarks ... The mob drama being built around Oz requires something grander and more operatic to succeed. Unfortunately, The Penguin lacks the chops, the wit, and the wings to reach those heights." _The Penguin:_ 5/10 --IGN two comic book shows - two comic book streaming SPIN-OFF shows. one is praised for being frustrating and uneven but ultimately a "spooky, fantastical journey unlike any other", the other is dimly merited for "at least trying something", then compares that show negatively to _Breaking Bad, Goodfellas_ and _The_ fucking _Godfather._ so, writers of the world: if you go for something light and totally insubstantial, you are rewarded for doing so and awarded based on entertainment. but if you try for something more, you get slammed for not being _The Godfather._ so in summation, writers of the world, write something goony and approachable and sloppy or don't bother unless you happen to be making something as good as the best media ever made.

[@nananamamana3591]

I resent the assertion Agatha All Along is "goony"! *NONE* of these old ladies are the *LEAST* bit milfy, or even *GILFY* and their softboi sissy petqueer isn't *CROSSDRESSING* like a good bottom, but more than that, he doesnt even wear cat ears! Not. Even. ONCE! *HOW* can I be expected to *GOON* to this? There's *NO* bimbos, *NO* gilfs, *NO* sissy catbois. There's *NOTHING* to goon or edge to! I don't believe for *ONE* second you gooned to this. I dont think your JO crystal was even in the same *room* as you while you watched this show!

[@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09]

Does the 'I' in IGN stand for Idiot?

[@nont18411]

You can’t spell “ignorant” without IGN.

[@Сайтамен]

Different journalists.

[@kwazhims3lf]

Jesus.... Thanks for shining a light on this vomit

[@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09]

Why did EFAP have to ruin my No Nutsa November.

[@nananamamana3591]

Because 2024 is the year of the Girlfailure and we stan our favorite Yoder.

[@sparkypack]

Rags ❣Morard

[@HectorLopez0217]

@@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 Now she has to appear every week so it becomes Nonstop Nutsa November

[@supersolomob422]

@@HectorLopez0217Never No Nutsa November

[@NeravarSneed86]

non-stop Nutsa November you mean?

[@electricbayonet2]

So the last batch of episodes had an innocent woman die terrified and alone while reliving the most horrific experience of her life...and this one has a woman’s magical Alzheimer’s reveal to her young self that her life will be centuries of loneliness and indignity ending with offing herself to protect one of the most prolific serial killers in existence from the vengeful children of her victims. The former is immediately and relentlessly played for laughs, and the latter is portrayed as a noble yet bittersweet sacrifice. I don’t know if I should be more concerned about the people writing the show, or the people who say it’s great.

[@jonsimpson6240]

Yes?

[@TwoHanderVGC]

Both. Both is good.

[@mr.barcode3186]

Jac Schaeffer is an absolute psycho who thinks it's fine to torture thousands of innocent people because you're sad. Are you really surprised?

[@Ron_Jambo_]

Those people have been on holidays on epstein island, what else did you expect from them ?

[@andrewmeyer3599]

Both

[@Сайтамен]

So Wandavision tried to justify Wanda by putting all the blame for Westview on Agatha (failed at that) and now this show tries to justify Agatha by putting all the blame on Wanda? I want to see the writers fight.

[@christophergirardi8145]

Grunkle Stan: "Oh, Disney! It knows what I want to see!

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

Isn't the same person showrunner for both?

[@nont18411]

I’m surprised none of them blame Doctor Strange. That’s an easy way out for them.

[@andrewmeyer3599]

​@@nont18411 I feel like MoM tried that to a small degree

[@Theendman42]

I like how they don't even cover how Agatha Acquired the Darkhold in a flashback-dedicated episode.

[@dodojesus4529]

They forgot that she ever had the darkhold

[@predatorasap5040]

Watching mauler suffer through Agatha is the only thing that brings me joy in life

[@djdeadbeat4380]

Agatha twitted his tipples

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

​@@djdeadbeat4380 TIPPLES

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

@@Mrtorquebowguy That's part of the abuse!

[@solomonbartkovsky3186]

😂​@@lordofthepizzapie9319

[@harbl99]

-- Mr Shart (correct attribution is important)

[@JulianDoe]

Timestamps 0:00 Mauler Is Wrong 0:58 Facts From Today 3:54 Gaming 7:10 Thank You & Gollum Stream 9:15 Agatha Is BAck 16:12 Episode 6 18:20 GayKid Flashback 25:50 The Accident 31:09 Resurrection 50:26 Three Years Later 58:52 The Meeting 1:07:15 Investigation 1:11:45 Perspectives 1:22:40 The Witches' Road 1:27:27 Conclusion On Episode 6 1:31:04 Episode 7 1:36:16 A Spooky Castle 1:57:13 Lillia + Jen 2:09:34 Tarots, Tunnels & Conclusions 2:25:14 Completing The Trials 2:27:47 Lillia vs The Salem Seven 2:45:57 Episode 8 2:46:10 Death 3:01:14 Abomination 3:07:00 Simpsons' Death 3:09:05 The Deal 3:11:40 The Last Trial 3:15:20 Rags' Intermission 3:19:40 Jen's Arc 3:22:38 A Kind Of Magic 3:25:30 The Ritual 3:32:47 Agatha All Along 3:34:54 Agatha Vs Death - Round 1 3:42:28 Young Avangers 3:47:57 Wicked Real Costume 3:49:13 Death vs GayKid 3:54:25 Agatha vs Death - Round 2 3:59:48 GayKid's Finale 4:04:19 Episode 9 4:06:17 The Baby 4:11:52 Witch Estermination 4:20:11 The Song & The Witches' Road 4:23:00 The Centurial Suck 4:33:13 Ghost 4:37:23 The Spell & The Team 4:40:57 Consequences 4:42:45 Consistency 4:43:32 A New Adventure 4:44:26 Conclusions 4:52:50 Next Projects

[@idanmuze]

Thanks a lot!

[@shadyminkins5704]

I love you. I hope MauLer or another EFAPER will start pinning these to the top of the comments. (A Superchat reccing this to them would be amazing (hint-hint to people with more money than me).

[@JoeLikesBlue]

The new KZbin mobile titles don’t let you READ THE FULL FUCKING TITLE

[@nananamamana3591]

Longtitle bad 😠

[@harbl99]

Good. Maybe people will stop doing that annoying Japanese thing of using the title as the description. Brevity matters.

[@nananamamana3591]

@@harbl99 _My Longman and His Dog and Their Fringmin and His Goo Are Actually Talking About Batwoman But _*_THIS_*_ Time They're Marketable Plushies In Another World?!!!?_ Coming to a Longtube near you

[@johndarksouls4566]

I love KZbin 🤓

[@michaeljeffreyjordan4966]

lol I was just complaining about this!

[@19Ledor]

"That’s it Agatha! You are worse than Hitler but at least Hitler cared about Germany or something!" Listening to that backstory was fucking hysterical 😭 Why would the make her Witch-Jack the Ripper though in defence of motherfucking Jack the Ripper at least he killed why fewer women (I fucking cant 😭😂🤣) Agatha was a one psycho bottleneck 😂 Witches probably told their daughter horror stories of this horrific satan person. No wonder Death loved her she was the worst serial killer in all of human history 😂😂😂 Lilia is now morally reprehensible for killing the Salem Seven the unambiguous heroes of the story and preventing Death from pulverising Agatha’s skull with a kitchen sink.

[@rogerborg]

It will never not be funny to hear Fringy get excited thinking up something that Rag's's said 4 minutes ago.

[@HerohammerStudios]

How the turn tables indeed

[@sparkypack]

Fringy is getting old too. Frist Rags, now Fringy.

[@mohamedbelkacem9889]

He's getting his Biden moment

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

I find it funnier when Rags gets excited about coming up with something someone said literally 1 second before him.

[@wolfspider1628]

"[...] There's a boy. [...] It's a prank. [...] He's gonna drown. [...] And the people, the family, there's no one to love him! He's got no one!" Evil. Just evil. An individual being murdered, but it's okay to steal his body because nobody will miss him. And this is all played off as morally okay. These people are freaks. No one in the media industry should ever be trusted around a child. 'My body, my choice; unless it's some random orphan child then we can do whatever we want with him.'

[@dodojesus4529]

Justifying it makes it even worse imo. The image of a lonely kid that has noone that cares about them just being used as a corpse to inhabit is legitimately discomforting to me

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

And we get to make fun of the people who write this stuff, how bored are they 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

[@electricbayonet2]

At first I was going to say that it’s utterly insane that the writers expect us to believe that Billy has the power to find the kid at this exact moment, divine that he has no friends, family, or others who might miss him, and then shunt his fake-brother’s soul into his body, but _not_ the power to intervene in literally any way to save this innocent child’s life... ...but I think the far more disturbing reality is that’s giving the writers too much credit. I think they genuinely believed they had addressed any moral or ethical concerns when they declared him to be friendless and unloved.

[@christopherbowen4665]

Holy shit… this show is literally The same plot as The Acolyte except instead of twins it’s Agatha and Wiccan.

[@krishnakantbhatt9947]

And plenty of witches die in both

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@krishnakantbhatt9947 not enough

[@moe5020]

bro what? name one similarity besides having witches

[@gottesurteil3201]

So where are all the shadow ghouls to take away gay kid for possessing a corpse?

[@dodojesus4529]

That was only for possesing your own body from another universe.

[@max7971]

@@dodojesus4529 why? Why would possessing your own body be prohibited, while possession of random bodies be allowed?

[@TheycallmeNoid]

Everything surrounding the state of Billy just urks me. For the past 3 years of his life he’s been pretending to be the kid who’s body he’s possessing and everyone he has ever known and loved are none the wiser. And I may be in the minority on this but I don’t like the line where he’s says “I have a mom” it bugs me because that woman has no clue the he isn’t her real son, in fact I think the biggest victims in this entire show (outside of Sharron) are the Kaplans

[@morganseppy5180]

Same. It's taken about 3 listen throughs bc of how convoluted and twisted it is to understand what they showed, abd tree fridge horror after

[@mr.barcode3186]

This. Wanda murdered their son so hers could steal his body (argue semantics all you want, that is what happened in laymen terms). I feel awful for them.

[@TheNoonish]

I'm unclear as to the state of what Billy's memories are before he woke up in William's body. But even assuming he remembered everything about being Billy, William's mother took care of him. She WAS a mother to him. Just because a parent is your adoptive parent doesn't make them not your parent. Superman's father is Jonathan Kent, not Jor-El.

[@mr.barcode3186]

@@TheNoonish maybe, but it's still extremely fucked that the Kaplans have no idea their son died in that crash and his body is now inhabited by someone else.

[@electricbayonet2]

@@mr.barcode3186 The issue is just how bad the writers are at accounting for things that ought to be public knowledge. The Kaplans think (or at least thought) he’s amnesiac, which would account for changes in _our_ world...but there have been so many high-profile cases of mind control, shapeshifters, etc that there ought to be no excuse for them thinking ‘Oh, he acts like a completely different person after we were near that crazy magic event. He’s probably fine.’ In a story that’s well-written, them not realizing it’s not him _would_ be screwed up...but that’s not what we’re dealing with, sadly. It’s also pretty disturbing that he just treats the body like it’s his now. He has no reason to believe that the original soul wasn’t forced out by his intrusion, and even if he did it’s crazy his only reservation about _dating with it_ is cold feet when his BF intended to say ‘I love you’ using his stolen body’s name. But that’s just the latest thing in a long line of ‘Things that the writers creepily don’t consider to be screwed up.’

[@ghostprojekt]

I will forever be grateful to Agatha All Along for giving us the greatest character in TV history: Mr. Shart

[@babbit09]

Oh thank God someone else caught that, I haven't watched EFAP's coverage of that episode yet so I hope they talk about it cause that was funnier than any intentional joke in the entire show.

[@-Gurza-]

@@babbit09 I have good news for you

[@babbit09]

@@-Gurza- Finally got to watching it, Rags did the exact same thing I did where we kept calling Sharon Sharon so we forgot about her being Mrs. Hart, glad to hear he got as much laughter out of that as I did

[@HectorLopez0217]

Didn’t the demons in doctor strange MoM say possessing your own body was forbidden and you get a third eye but getting a different persons dead body is cool

[@tygerlyn1123]

Well you see, Dr. Strange is a sorcerer, so those are sorcerer rules that he has to follow. Billy however has witchcraft rules applied to him, and the spooky demons don't care about those for some reason

[@venenders170]

It’s not cool. Agatha tells Billy he broke the rules. But she also tells him “so what!”as a rule breaker herself all that matters is survival and he found a way to survive. Plus Billy kept the Sigil on him during the accident and for 3+ year shielding him from magic folk.

[@Relugus]

The idea of the Darkhold being destroyed is dumb as it is a conduit of Lord Chthon, who is indestructible. Even dumber is the notion that Strange could use the Darkhold without Chthon massively raping his mind.

[@mehowme]

Mmnm, a massive brain rap? Sounds great, I wish it was in the movie.

[@timetounwind9205]

It's like those things in Doctor who which come to clean up a paradox which were a big deal *one time* and then never showed up again.

[@David_the_Psalmist]

1:39:50 Maleficent isn't a witch because she isn't human. Her relationship with dark spiritual forces is different because she's a dark fairy. I understand the confusion since she has a capacity for spellcasting, but a term for a human spellcaster, channeler, or spiritualist doesn't fit her any more than it would fit any other fairy, elf, angel, demon, or elemental.

[@andrewmeyer3599]

Plus, witches more often than not are depicted as using potions and runes and such for use of magic As far as im aware, Maleficent herself *is* magical and doesn't need tertiary means

[@David_the_Psalmist]

@ She does have a staff. The question is does she need it.

[@Elizabelle79]

She's a half witch, half literal demon. I get why Disney has tried to memory hole that... but that's what she is.

[@PEC0TTO]

This serie is *vile* . It's kinda funny, in a way, that the 3 series on Disney/Marvel recently depicting Witches (Wandavision, Acolyte and now Agatha) do so by making them power hungry evil maniacs. Anyway. Thanks to the crew.

[@David_the_Psalmist]

Maybe the Puritans were right.

[@moe5020]

how was wanda power hungry?

[@PEC0TTO]

@@moe5020 She needed the Darkhold/America Chavez powers to get her imaginary children. I think that qualifies her in the "power hungry" category.

[@BalthasarGelt-x2d]

The Colony of Massachusetts Bay did nothing wrong.

[@mr.barcode3186]

So, if Tommy and Billy are truly living people, that makes Wanda's abysmal treatment of them in the Hex and subsequent euthanization of them, to say nothing of the fact that she apparently couldn't have cared less about them since she wanted to murder another version of herself and steal her versions of them, 1,000 times more despicable. I really didn't think it was possible for me to hate Wanda more, but this show found a way.

[@nont18411]

And the show didn’t even intend to make us hate her more

[@mr.barcode3186]

@@nont18411 if anything it tried to do the exact opposite by lying to our faces about how the people of Westview would realistically be doing. Showing them all totally fine, even the kids, is shamelessly trying to downplay Wanda torturing them.

[@Relugus]

Wanda is basically similar to Agamotto. You got to remember that Chthon was controlling her via the Darkhold. The entire purpose of her actions was to serve Chthon. Waldron and Raimi, both being hacks, decided not to show Chthon's manipulations, because Waldron didn't know how to write that. Hence we get Raimi's godawful Saturday morning cartoon version of Wanda.

[@andrewmeyer3599]

​@@Relugus If thats been articulated to us in this medium (Marvel plays fast and loose with adapting the comics) Then alright, I grant ya that one But if this has not been shown, or told then it doesnt matter just like me mentioning an AK-47 being in Gondor doesnt mean anything

[@IAMCINCINNATIMAN]

Marvel was trying to show why Agatha was not as cruel as people think by giving us an entire season of why she is the worst. The ultimate sorry not sorry. Ain’t no way this making to the movies 😂

[@HerohammerStudios]

Watch Black Widow and then say that last part again.

[@JPMonster13]

At least Black Widow at one point was good… Agatha has nothing to justify a movie.

[@oBard]

2 of my favorite guests on to review a show that nobody watched ❤

[@nont18411]

1:06:16 I mean…this is the same studio that made fun of Thor’s depression with fat jokes so joking about this guy’s trauma is so on brand for them.

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

Funny how it only happens one way.

[@mr.barcode3186]

Oh, but it's SO SAD that Wanda experienced exactly what every person does (dead parents and loved ones) and blamed it on a man who had no involvement whatsoever, joined Hydra, mindraped the man she delusionally hated, tried to kill the Avengers, unleashed the Hulk, arguably caused the Snap because she didn't want to break her sex toy, tortured thousands of people for months, slaughtered hundreds more, and doomed a literal infinite number of people by burning the Book of Vishanti. Look at all that and tell me Wanda isn't the most sympathetic little baby in existence guys. (In case anyone is too dumb to get it, this is extreme sarcasm.)

[@nont18411]

@@mr.barcode3186 To be fair, Tony was kinda involved with the missiles but he didn’t order it to shoot on Wanda’s family directly.

[@mr.barcode3186]

@@nont18411 not really. At that time Obadiah Stane was pulling all the strings at SI.

[@carwyn3691]

'Agatha was killing to appease death' would honestly improve the story a bit. Makes the resentment between her and Death make more sense, the 'We need to kill to survive' more real, and her turn into Punished Agatha, The Woman Who Sold The World who kills for fun more impactful

[@lulukomadori9651]

But you'd still have so much problems like "how did death felt about thanos who wipe half of life" way more than agatha - yet she still more of an monster than him, crazy ik -

[@crabby6730]

Gotta love how the beginning is just them trying to find themes as to not talk about the show, makes me wish for an april's fool efap where instead of talking about the movie/series they just make shit up about it

[@nananamamana3591]

They already did that with ATLA though.

[@josephkerrigan733]

@@nananamamana3591 God... please don't remind me of that episode.

[@christopherbowen4665]

The Rescuers Down Under is one of those rare cases where the sequel is much better than the original.

[@occultnightingale1106]

Down Under is the superior film, but I think the original is severely underrated, especially by those trying to praise the sequel. The Rescuers doesn't need to be bad for Down Under to be great, they're both good movies, but one came out when Disney was on the verge of bankrupcy, the other came out at the start of the Renaissance.

[@christopherbowen4665]

@ oh for sure! It’s just slower paced than a lot of animations so not quite as engaging, I still really enjoy it though. and the animation is still top tier

[@gottesurteil3201]

I wouldn't say "much better."

[@TheKeskisormi]

"Looks like Gollum's back on the menu boys!"

[@The_shady_puffer]

I like the idea that billy as a ghost was just waiting for somebody near westview to get their brain all messed up so he can enter their body so he was just floating around everywhere bored out of his mind

[@TheNoonish]

I like the idea that Billy had the memories of being Wanda's son and then did jackshit to find Wanda between Wandavision and Multiverse of Madness. And finding Wanda isn't that hard, Dr. Strange has a physical address people like Peter Parker can just walk up to and he knows exactly where she is.

[@The_shady_puffer]

@TheNoonish yup yup yup

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

4:08:30 One could imagine this phrase "from scratch" to be a reference to old scratch, aka the Devil. Meaning that He is the father. But that's giving the writers way too much credit...

[@admiraltonydawning3847]

Nah, it's a reference to baldur's gate 3 scratch, who is a dog.

[@electricbayonet2]

3:08:06 There’s a good burialgoods* video on ‘death no longer exists’ as a horror concept. It’s short, but does a neat job of showing snapshots of potentially nightmarish fates when you are unable to die no matter what physical trauma you suffer. *You might know him as the ‘Brother May I have some oats’ guy.

[@apocryphicdeath]

LMFAO imagine being stuck at the bottom of a pool due to delta force and you have to just drown but not die until someone realizes the pool cleaner has gone missing.

[@portalmanHUN]

That's literally the plot of Elden Ring

[@MegaZeo]

The writers trying to make us feel better about the body Tommy is going to end up in by saying "He's all alone, he has no one to love him" is literally the joke from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. *Drax:* "Just one! Just one stupid person no one loves." *Quill:* "Now you're just making it sad."

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

1:56:00 I just wanna add onto this that tarot cards are playing cards that all the mysticism shit developed around, and a "whole deck" of tarot cards isn't just the "major arcana" (trump cards from 1-21 plus the fool/joker card) but also an entire poker deck worth of cards except with a fourth rank of face cards, ergo 14 cards per suit, totalling 78 cards. Rags is even more right than he sounds. Edit: Don't nkow why I didn't immediately put it here, but for seven cards the number of possible draws should be 13 315 186 684 800. So >13 trillion.

[@dodojesus4529]

Yup, its well into the incomprehesibly big numbers

[@JonasDerkum]

Don't forget to factor in that every card can also be reveresed, so it would be an even higher number

[@GallifreyanAvenger93]

To have them double down on the Evan Peters meme, and also use "Time In A Bottle" in the credits of the Lilia episode reallllly didn't sit right with me

[@dookieshoe2905]

Rescuers Down Under was one of my favorites too but back in the early nineties if you didn't own a movies on VHS then you didn't have many opportunities to watch it. Ghostbusters 1+2, TMNT 1+2, Tremors, and Honey I Shrunk the Kids were some of the movies I watched on a loop.

[@someeejit]

Well here we are again, it’s always such a pleasure

[@Sousabird]

Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed Except I wasn't laughing

[@ghostprojekt]

Remember how you tried to shart me twice...?

[@CptnCardboard]

​@@Sousabird under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice

[@MegaZeo]

55:00 "Well, it's not KZbin, it's like MCU KZbin." MCU-Tube.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Mr. Shart all along.

[@babbit09]

1:21:00 I brought up Sharon too and so many people went "oh stop overthinking it" like guys, these are supposed to be centuries old witches on what is the defacto most dangerous witch-related area to all witch-kind, you do NOT have a wildcard like that while on The Road, you try every single thing you can to see if that kid is Mephisto Jr. or you're just asking to die (oh hey how funny, they almost did die because they didn't even TRY to decipher who he is)

[@Dalailthis]

During this episode, I found my eyes had glazed over, and I was thinking happily about Lord of Ring, only to come to, and realize I was still experiencing this miserable show.

[@sandman_says_runrunner4701]

Interesting and a little depressing to hear about what movies they watched as kids. I am old enough that when we were kids we didn't have favorite re-watched movies since home and physical media didn't really exist then. We watched whatever movie happened to play on T.V. on on Disney's Sunday night movie. Beta/VHS didn't hit accessibility until late in my childhood and even then it wasn't commonplace. Having said that, "The Rescuers" was my favorite at that time.

[@insanejackentertainment8300]

Damn. You’re old.

[@MegaZeo]

*Agatha:* "Your way actually saved a live, you saved Jen. I was just gonna kill everyone on day one!" Even this is wrong because Sharon wasn't a witch and didn't have any magic to shoot at Agatha and be sucked to death. So there would've been one person left alive either way (unless Agatha went all "no witnesses" on Sharon and killed her after, I guess).

[@brandonjoy8639]

Nov 3rd is the 70th anniversary of Godzilla!🤗

[@DuneStone6816]

I just realized that Lilia acts like Agatha has a reputation for killing people and you'd have to be a fool to join her coven. But the flashback makes it look like none of the witches new about Agatha's deeds because she never left any witnesses, and apparently they trusted her enough to keep coming to her to lead them to the witch's road. So when and how did these rumors of her evil deeds begin? Also, Rio said that if she kills Billy herself, he'll just reincarnate again. Which means if Billy ever dies of natural causes, he'll just hop into another body? And he can just keep doing that forever until he chooses to die? Wiccan can't die!

[@ProphetOfDoubt]

I am absolutely blown away by how many people actually enjoyed this show.

[@BDaltonYoung]

I mean....babies are enthralled with people jangling car keys in front of them, so I guess it isn't too surprising.

[@prolltarodies]

EFAP is a French private school of communication founded in 1961 by Denis Huisman.

[@testname5042]

See EFAP #23.

[@MrFeelsGo0d-YT]

The flashback of agatha slaughtering a bunch of witches in the 1800s is the most humanizing things this show has done for her. Imagine how many people she saved from these hellions

[@fd502]

Rags is the same age as me. All the others are younger can tell by the “movies I watched over and over again” picks. Mine was also Rescuers Down Under. Got a lizard pet named Joe was supposed to be Joanna and I’ve never had him officially sexed by a vet but eh, he looks like a boy. He’s 19 and I’ve had him for 19 years our apartment caught fire once (his terrarium was on the floor which saved him) and we were once robbed and once we were so poor I applied for food stamps and missed it by making $1 too much he survived it all. Joe is 19 this year no one can believe it he looks 9.

[@stevesamuals2651]

Gotta love how the first time we see a normal, loving nuclear family in a marvel program in years, they replace their straight arrow jewish prodigy with a gay loser who didn't even exist enough to find his mother.

[@yeahiconquerworldsofficial]

Think about how interesting an embodiment of death could be in the MCU… Imagine they were pissed off by the events of Infinity War and Endgame… seeing it as some sort of cosmic crime of sorts… but had their hands metaphorically tied because it was something done by the infinity stones… the most powerful* items in the universe… Imagine they just got done sorting through whatever process to account for all the souls that had died… only for those same souls to be brought back and having to undo said process. That could be interesting. What does Death think about having someone fuck with concept of inevitably? Are they resentful towards thanos? The avengers? And now I got to remember that this is Agatha all Along, and I shouldn’t be putting this much effort into caring… cuz the writers sure as hell didn’t… man… Why does the MCU got to be so shit now? Lol.

[@JohnnyFWA]

I don’t get Rags’s criticism of Lilia experiencing her life endlessly. Imagine if your life was chopped up into pieces and rearranged for you to experience. Just because some (or in this case, one) of those clips winds up after your death does not change the fact that you will eventually run out of clips. I don’t know why Rags seems to think she’s already experienced that specific memory before. The show is still atomic horseshit btw.

[@maninthemask6275]

Rags some times will just make atomically bad takes some times I don’t hold it against him but it makes me wonder how his mind works.

[@caleb_hawn]

Yeah I think that was a weird criticism to make

[@nananamamana3591]

Rags being wrong is a stable of Efap. He rearely ever understands what he's talking about, because he just tunes out of media he doesnt like. Once it gets boring for him, he chooses to endlessly self-speculate, which then leads to him inventing things in his head that arent ever correlated by the thing he was watching. It's fine i guess, his bussy is still tight and quirky, so really, does he *need* to have wrinkles on his brain?

[@caleb_hawn]

@@nananamamana3591 never understood the rags haters. He gets things wrong sometimes (I find Mauler misses the mark about as often) but other than that I have no idea what you're talking about, I don't think his mis criticisms are that regular

[@trajanthegreat2928]

@@maninthemask6275 That's not an "atomically bad take", he's misunderstood something or is wrong.

[@thedisgruntledjedi8637]

Rags: I don't know if i'd want that [reading people's thoughts] Given that most people have no problem saying some of the dumbest things humanly possible out loud at any given time anyways, I don't know that we'd notice much difference.

[@scottk1525]

Nutsa's nervous little giggles are so cute

[@scion6186]

maleficent is the same race as the good fairies which is why she isn't a witch.

[@jellybeans6743]

I'm confused. Aside from Wanda creating these children, wasn't Vision a creation as well? So the children are a complete fabrication yet they somehow have essence? Is she part of the Acolyte witch group?

[@Ron_Jambo_]

This show is so bad even EFAP coverage can't make it interesting. We should all pretend Marvel doesn't exist anymore and isn't releasing movies and show, for our sanity.

[@zeroryuj6093]

Correction Rags, he's "not yet" gay kid. Unless Disparu is mistaken, the show makes no indication that he's gay in the flashback, he isn't gay until AFTER he gets possessed. The non existent CHILD spirit of Wanda.MADE HIM gay.

[@justanotherdave4835]

The ironic self report of this show is hilarious. Billy is a construct, he was never born, he was created by wanda and so a delusional bored woman made her child that she programed the personality of gay for attention and to entertain herself.

[@-Azure.EXE-]

48:01 Fringy says they wouldn't want to commit to a decision that locks off options like MoM didn't introduce incursions only to end with everyone forgetting they exist so America could stay in Dr Stranges universe. This whole conversation is taking place like we can give the writers the benefit of the doubt that they created a moral dilemma on purpose.

[@Crimsin19937]

Oh yay, cant wait to continue the adventure of Mr. Shart and gay kid!! It's the only thing that brings me joy in like, really.

[@MrBoomblaster]

I'm a total noob on comic stuff but Thanos is trying to impress Lady Death and hope she would marry him. But she's never impressed by Thanos advances. She does fancy Deadpool and Thanos hates him so deeply for that.

[@tictacterminator]

too bad for her deadpool is a flaming homosexual

[@federicoarmada8775]

Notice how whenever they mention Age of Ultron it's to say "Age of Ultron is bad but..." because Age of Ultron is good actually.

[@David_the_Psalmist]

Relative to the first Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy, not so much, but relative to what we have now it's Citizen Cain.

[@federicoarmada8775]

@David_the_Psalmist Nah it was top 3 when it came out and it's top 5 today

[@mr.barcode3186]

It introduced Wanda, somehow gaslit the audience into thinking she wasn't an irredeemable monster, and laid the groundwork for all of this trash.

[@captbuckyohare5585]

Mr Shart, that's my name, that name again is Mr Shart.

[@dollarmeatstore]

When they start hiring for merit again instead of DEI messaging compliance, this current-year propslop will go away.

[@nananamamana3591]

You say that, but Ridley Scott hasn't made a good film in over a decade and is still lorded as a "great" filmmaker. Joker 1 was made by a virtual nobody, and was an incredible film. Joker 2 was made by those same people, and is likely the worst movie of the year. Micheal Bay makes incredibly commercially successful films, but nobody would genuinely argue his movies aren't slop, not even him. DEI is bad but it won't save you from the glopslop.

[@portalmanHUN]

It's all funded by billion dollar corporations. This shit is never going away.

[@tictacterminator]

​@@nananamamana3591 dude todd philips did the hangover movies, what do you mean nobodies?? those movies were just as ubiquitous and annoying in their time as transformers was. and for the record, i'm pretty sure people vastly prefer the old slop, before everything was black and gay. its not all the same. even the worst of the worst slop 10+ years ago is vastly superior to a pretty good show today. every last one of you, the reasonable ones anyways, would rather watch master of disguise before the next woke marvel tv show, i'd bet anything. if you're still on board DEI capeshit you gotta be suffering from a concussion or some other head injury.

[@HerohammerStudios]

​@@nananamamana3591 did you miss the merit part? If the script they shit out is bad, then just don't make the film

[@bbjygm]

'Every witch with a beating heart can hear you now." I think they're trying to explain the curse, that it jumbles the name up for only witches?

[@Scottdg93]

My gayness has doubled since the last time we met Boyf.

[@nananamamana3591]

Double the gaypride, double the boyfall.

[@RenoReborn]

They did it again, it's another god damn bait and switch. Stop naming projects after characters if they're not even remotely about that character. Don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit about an Agatha show BUT if you're gunna make it, at least make the damn show about Agatha, don't sideline her for a different character. Every god damn time, I swear to god, Hawkeye, Dr Strange 2, Antman 3, can our main characters actually be the main character please Marvel, I'm begging you, stop doing this Trojan Horse shit.

[@xolotltolox7626]

at least next week we have arcane

[@sparkypack]

There most likely won't be an EFAP for a while. EFAP break for some reason. 4:58:40

[@stevesamuals2651]

I know we dont like mom here, but wasn't their a scene about it being against the demon laws for someone to possess a dead body?

[@texasjedi77]

Yes the trailer shot demons are sent to prevent people from possessing the dead.

[@dodojesus4529]

Only for wizzos wiches dont get hounded by demons as shown in MoM

[@davidgannon5388]

1:37:15 - When I first saw "Sleeping Beauty," I was an adult. As such, I immediately noticed that, about halfway through the film, both Aurora and Philip stop talking and remain silent for the remainder! Granted, Aurora is asleep for much of that, but not for all of it. Worse, Philip is taunted in his dungeon cell about how he'll be old and withered while Aurora remains young and beautiful. He makes not a peep when rescued by the good fairies, no sound during his epic fight with Maleficent, and both he and Aurora say nothing at their reunion, wedding, or denouement. I'm a Google ninja, and all I can find on this are... other people asking the same dang question!

[@Sousabird]

Do you think Death had to awkwardly apologize to everyone that came back after the un-blipping?

[@mr.barcode3186]

That wasn't death. That was straight-up erasing their souls from existence.

[@nananamamana3591]

No, Death was doing the soyjack scream as they got cucked out of all those dead people.

[@Сайтамен]

Death: I find the whole idea of un-blipping absurd.

[@bad-people6510]

Below. Death is less powerful than the Infinity Gauntlet. In the Infinity War comic she outright, in no uncertain terms, tells this to Thanos. Which suggests she's monoversal, because the infinity gauntlet definitely is.

[@SacClass650]

Theo's voice and avatar are disconcerting.

[@akashnagar8694]

Great job boys

[@PhillipOnTakos]

It's crazy how of all the things they drop in the MCU the Westview incident is the one they keep coming back to and it gets worse every time they do it. Also gotta point out Marvel's inability to write a Hero because they made Agatha more of a villain in her own show than in the show where she was the Villain.

[@caprinori]

The whole thing of that one witches constantly reliving moments from her past feels like a cheap imitation of the literary novel Slaughterhosue Five. The novel is kind of a bizarre one where the narrator writes a book about a character who is 'unstuck in time' (the narrative flashes between times of his mundane life after world war two and his time as a prisoner of war during ww2 and the dresden firebombing) and is abducted by aliens who have 4 dimensional sight that shows them that all of time is one ever present existence, and through the frequent repetition of the phrase 'so it goes' instills a sense of nihilism in the character and narrative, because everything has already been decided for him, if he's even giving us an accurate story at all. I'm not the biggest fan of the book, but it certainly does some interesting things with the layers of narration and the hopelessness in the main character of the story makes sense with what he's gone through. This is all to say that it's much more artfully done than Agatha and actually grapples with the implications of someone stuck in those kinds of time loops. The show wants to introduce the concept to impress the audience, but it doesn't want to deal with any of the ramifications that it would have on that person

[@David_the_Psalmist]

It's funny you think of that when all I can think of is Gold Experience Requiem.

[@Blue10Blue10go]

4:04:40 A lemon? Is she in some tropical environment like the Caribbean? Because if she's anywhere in Europe or Russia, where the f*** would she get a lemon from in 1750 that wasn't rotten?

[@HectorLopez0217]

Google help I built a wood cabin out of anger

[@HerohammerStudios]

Nothing interesting shows up

[@bad-people6510]

There are personifications of various nebulous concepts in the Marvel universe. Time, space, chaos, order etcetera. It was shown in _The Trial of Reed Richards_ that Galactus at least does appear differently to different people. Death I'm pretty sure can just assume a form.

[@countD8852]

4:54:20ish - lol, Nutsa's gremlin sound made me smile

[@sinewave6483]

Shout out to Rags for putting more effort into watching Agatha than all involved did while making it.

[@zomgerln]

If light mode hurts your eyes you must perish every time you walk outside or have to do something that involves sheets of paper. Or is it just that you haven't adjusted your monitors brightness settings since you bought it or don't turn the lights on in the room you're in? Dark mode is the breakfast question of tech.

[@mrsamaritan6881]

If you kill "Death" you ended up with the Cancerverse and being ruled over by Shuma-Gorath.

[@GhostlyReeve]

Twilight zone had an episode where a dude makes a deal so that he wouldn’t die then gets life in prison which is somewhat close to what Rags was talking about.

[@godusopp9401]

I imagine nutsa's theme song is "playing with the boys" by Kenny loggins

[@portalmanHUN]

If only they let her talk.

[@sarwatarannya8786]

​@@portalmanHUN sadly this is always gonna be the case in this kind of podcast format when you have someone introverted. Tbh she talks nowadays. At least she's better than E:R who just says nothing

[@nananamamana3591]

@@sarwatarannya8786 E;R is only here so Longman and Dogboy don't get gutted by the ATLA fans for having the wrong opinion.

[@portalmanHUN]

@@sarwatarannya8786 She's trying to talk but always gets interrupted by Rags yapping

[@HerohammerStudios]

​​@@portalmanHUN then just fucking interrupt him back like the others. Why should she be treated with kiddie gloves?

[@fatjoe460]

The scenario with Gay kid hijacking a dead kids body is way worse than the Wonder Woman 84 one. The guy in WW84 banged a goddess and ultimately got his body back at the end. Gay kid is not only wearing dead kids body like a skinsuit but also being the biggest fairy imaginable using it with no off switch. Assuming the dead kid was also gay too isn't how being possessed by a completely different person works. Not surprised that landmine wasn't touched by the people on the panel despite it dwarfing WW84.

[@Kainvverd]

Why was this show committed? For who and for what reason? Can someone explain this? Such atrocity must have some motivation behind it.

[@bad-people6510]

I know they're joking about the afterlife hub but that's actually a thing in the Marvel universe. Peter Parker went there briefly when he had a near death experience.

[@tomjames9681]

If I died in a vehicular accident and woke up with Elizabeth Olsen as my mom, I would track down that fucking truck driver and thank them.

[@renehoyvik]

You should check out Grace's Arcane season 2 review. Not for the whole thing, but i found one part in particularily Hilarious. She can't see how you can like Arcane season 2 if you didn't like Agatha, Acolite and She Hulk, because apparently they are all cut from the same progressive cloth :'D Oh, and she thinks all audiences have peabrains who can't remember anything that happened in season 1

[@joaohenriquerocha3425]

Can't tell what's more agonizing, this show or poor Nutsa trying her best to talk but getting run over at every turn of the conversation

[@EmoBunny69]

The subtitles have typos in the show. 😂😂😂

[@meris8486]

Looking forward to you guys covering Penguin soon 👀

[@sparkypack]

maybe not in noughvember.

[@tictacterminator]

@@sparkypack oh god if they watch penguin in no nut november i'm screwed

[@sparkypack]

@@tictacterminator sexy penguin?

[@SolarDragon007]

​@@sparkypackSexy Sofia

[@Eienias]

lmfao that talk they had about Death, the concept and very being of Death, multiple Deaths, council of Deaths, infinitely more entertaining than this show just like the "remember when" from last time, some light in this endless slop

[@jack5001ful]

I wish I was in on this call to explain the cosmology of the marvel universe in the comics as it makes way more sense with the valid questions everyone is asking thinking it contradicts itself.The MCU doesn't clairfy that Aubrey plaza is the cosmic factorial entity know as death along with the other cosmic entities. The other gods of death are subordinate to the one in this show as she is the true death and that there aren't multiple versions of her across the multiverse for instance there is only ***one her/it*** that is responsible for death across all possible instances of reality . The infinity stones would not affect her because they only affect things in the universe they inhabit as what people don't understand about them is they also exist across multiple realities manipulating whatever laws of physics and existence represented there.The 616 universe version of the infinity stones for instance that is being focused on in the MCU before marvel was sold to Disney only work in 616 as if they were brought to other universes they would just be rocks with no abilities, but death is a multiversal enitity who can only be harmed by other cosmic beings like infinity, eternity, the living tribunal, etc(there are a handful more) and their boss the One above all. This is why none of this really contradicts itself by there being different localized cultural versions of death like Hela, taweret, hades etc who all exist in marvel as death beings who represent death for which there are millions if not more across the universe and multiverse based on the planetary or univere cultures as they are gods which are lesser being compared to her and not the abstract "Death" that Aubrey Plaza is portraying in this terrible show to clear this up. lol

[@DJprofessorK]

My aunt gave us an original Xbox for Christmas and then I got a GameCube the next Christmas I think. Most friends I had had both those consoles so I never got a ps2. My cousins had ps2s so that’s where I would play it. My dad had a ps1 though and that was my first console then my cousin gave me a gameboy color with Pokemon red

[@sparkypack]

At this point, I want AstroBot to be GOTY. Then Mauler will realise who he has forsaken.

[@MarvinFalz]

That part of the plot where Agatha gives birth, then exclaims she needs no man, reminds me of what many women on the whatever podcast say. They want to be in a relationship with a man, but they also want to hang out with their guy friends and party. And if the man objects to that, then these women take that as a sign that the man is insecure and controlling. And these women don't want that, because they are strong and independent and don't need no man. I wonder if these women, especially from younger generations (Gen Z downwards), think of themselves as birthing person rather than a mother.

[@TeutonicKnight92]

“Scratch” is also a name for the devil…

[@David_the_Psalmist]

That really gives that old Sonic cartoon a whole new meaning.

[@witchkingangmar2731]

Too be fair an emu is a big bird and birds are dionos so it could realy f you up Rip the emu war

[@_e1i]

Death being unable to touch Billy is a premise that could be great in a much smarter show. It’s straight out of the Twilight Zone, like Death just has to stand by as a man keeps coming back to live countless lives, witnessing the arc of human history, using his power to change its course, then either getting bored or ruminating on his condition and realizing he’s an affront to God or the natural order or whatever and robbing people of their own choices, so after like a thousand years of this he surrenders to Death to make things right and goes into the afterlife to watch the rest of humanity’s story play out. Great stuff. But the idiot writers don’t even realize the potential of what they’re working with.

[@_e1i]

In fairness though it’s not just Agatha’s writers but the whole MCU has completely wasted the cosmic entities so far