EFAP Movies #38: Final Destination 2 with YMS, JLongBone, Jay Exci and Shoe0nHead

[@anthonysaylor8120]

_Mauler, feeling a breeze in his room:_ Okay, Death. What'dcha bring me?

[@Kernwadi]

"Make it long..." -MauLer

[@TonyTama]

From one Anthony to another. This needs more likes.

[@aytony4090]

@@Kernwadi "Make it hard"

[@ignacius8466]

Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-....

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Death: _starts playing Wonder of You for no particular reason._

[@clintbeastwood5116]

"This ain't the first time I cheated death. I once threw myself from the highest mountain in Greece but the goddess Athena said I had to become the new God of War."

[@SwampGreen14]

*Dream on by Aerosmith starts playing*

[@Tridona]

ZOOOOOOOOOOS

[@SolarDragon007]

I stabbed myself in the chest with the Blade of Olympus, but I somehow survived.

[@IchigoKurosaki_]

"Zeus couldn't kill Kratos. Gaia couldn't kill Kratos. The only one who can kill Kratos is Kratos." - Lefthanded Gandhi

[@Just_Khayman]

I feel like a Final, spread across too many Destinations. ~Bilbo Deadens

[@Kernwadi]

"I know I don't look it but I'm beginning to feel it in my Filmweb ratings." -Finalbo Destinationgins

[@cranberryrosebud]

"I feel like a black person infiltrating too many suburban neighborhoods" ~Billibus Karegginigus

[@peanutgallery4]

Bravo Tolkien

[@atomicdancer]

"Do you know why a *ship* floats, and a *stone* cannot? It's because *Death* did it." - Billburr Bagpuss, "The Finality of the Destinations: There and Not Back Again"

[@cranberryrosebud]

@@atomicdancer “Through Hell and Back Again”

[@FunZies.]

I am convinced there are multiple shinigami just messing with each other's elaborate deaths, for shits and giggles.

[@dudeguy8686]

Talking Death Note? That does make me wonder what would happen if the same name was written in two different notebooks

[@BitterBlack]

@@dudeguy8686 it's actually written in one of the rules; I think it was that... The notebook in which the name was written first is the one that wins out in that scenario, regardless of the time/circumstance of death written. The other rules still apply, where if the condition or time is implausible, it just leads to a heart attack after 40 secs.

[@cartooncritique6625]

Incidentally, watching them riff on these movies reminds me that I need to finish watching the Death Note anime.

[@catsquidcatoverlord9842]

​@@BitterBlack that and also if someone misspells your name a certain number of times on accident you are immune to all death notes, while if someone intentionally does it to cheat the rule they die and you are not immune, which just feels like a weird rule to have.

[@Xargh74]

@@catsquidcatoverlord9842 that doesn't make sense, Light literally writes EVERY SINGLE WAY to write a certain characters name in order to kill them; shouldn't that guy be immune? Or does it not count because it wasn't "on accident"? it's definitely a weird rule all right

[@TheDataByteChannel]

Fun Fact: The actor who played Eugene is the voice of Kratos from 2005 to 2013.

[@Kernwadi]

"This is a fun fact..." -Aragorn

[@Сайтамен]

I control my own death! Not the gods, because I killed them!

[@HectorLopez0217]

If anyone would know about killing things it’s Kratos. He did say the hand of death could not defeat him

[@phantomgoblin5540]

It is such a shame too because T.C Carson is such a charming and pretty fantastic actor when he can actually y'know Act but this film especially and others never use him to his potential

[@ECKohns]

Thanatos finally got his revenge.

[@bZman]

RIP druggie guy. He had the most nice and genuine scene from the 2 so far and I hope that they did wipe his hard drive and get rid of anything that would make his mom sad.

[@kinagrill]

He got reincarnated as a slime in another world.

[@ab-gail]

Fr

[@YourPrivateNightmare]

"Life is a Social Highway" -Bilbinal Baggstination

[@Kernwadi]

"Yes." -Bongo Badger

[@Ohnodatboi]

"I want to die it all night long." - Billabong Bagends

[@sophisticautistic5453]

Fun fact: a lot of the cast in this movie are in the Superman show, Smallville. So that's a new way to look at this movie. Think of it as a messed up ending to Smallville characters.

[@bluelanternguardianangel8038]

Dude Tom Wellings and Michael Rosenbaum are doing a smallville podcast. One of their little segments is keeping track on how many people get saved vs how many people had died. 14 episodes in and we already have 14 people dead with 20 saved. Death ain't no stranger in smallville lol

[@Kernwadi]

"This is a fun fact..." -Aragorn

[@Mermiam]

Also noticed a few familiar faces from Heroes too.

[@Seetor]

@@Mermiam Oh my god the psychic bitch is the stripper from heroes. You've blown my mind

[@Umcarasemvideo]

Oh, how many of them are from that sex cult?

[@makaron9363]

I love that Adam is like: "Stop blocking people, pull over on the side of the road." The fact that she was saving them from dying never crossed his mind :)

[@mindfreaksniper]

I think Eugene was supposedly stabbed in the lung by one of the pipes but they just forgot to show it.

[@totalmadness3561]

Fun Fact: The Highway accident was almost all practical effects (the logs bouncing were edited in since they didn't bounce as much practically, and some faces were edited in)

[@Kernwadi]

"This is a fun fact..." -Aragorn

[@Neon-Covenanter]

Remember when action scenes in movies were perfect?

[@Soapy-chan]

I feel consolidated that this wouldn't happen like that IRL then

[@caseywensnahan3543]

@@Soapy-chan consolidated?

[@Soapy-chan]

@@caseywensnahan3543 I probably dont know the exact english word that begins with a c there, but i think you should be able to know what i mean from context

[@soggyfries9373]

these videos were the first EFAP Halloween arc videos that I've watched. honestly straight bangers

[@amanibob1416]

Welcome to EFAP-ENJOYER-COMMUNITY. Ewoks Have fun

[@soggyfries9373]

welcome to the toxic brood 😈

[@Longshanks1690]

The Resident Evil EFAPs are goddamn masterpieces 😂

[@biggiecheese726]

You gotta watch the Van Helsing or the Wrinkle in Time EFAP movies

[@Kernwadi]

"I agree, however the Resident Evil EFAP series is and always will be legendary." -Bilbo Baggins

[@papazomberu]

Eugene should've pulled out the Blades of Chaos and fought Death one on one

[@Drdarktouch2]

You mean the blades of exile

[@ghostshrimp5006]

This goddamn movie gave me a phobia of log trucks for years, The worst part is that for time i lived near an area with a bunch of log trucks, so as you can imagine every drive down the street was an experience for me

[@Kernwadi]

"You should always fear the log trucks... And trucks in general." -Bilbo Baggins

[@rooksclown316]

My mom never drives behind log trucks because of this movie

[@deterlanglytone]

I'm the same actually. Even now, I'm not going to be on the street with log trucks. I go back inside.

[@davidsakamoto9353]

“MALOGS” and “Why can’t I hold all these logs?” made me laugh harder than I have in awhile😂🤣

[@shewhomustnotbenamed155]

Technically Tony Todd is in the 3rd movie. He does the voice for the demon at the roller-coaster entrance

[@Maximum_777]

Wow, literally 5 hours ago I finished Karen and Final Destination 1, and by pure chance, now this has come out, how epic.

[@TheLoos3Goos33]

"If you're going to die in a plane crash, it's going to be boom, all of you at once.". Love how YMS just says this as an absolute fact. Takes just a few minutes of research on plane crashes to know this isn't true in every case.

[@PhantomMonkey2008]

3:35 That “Karen” cut was amazing!!

[@Kernwadi]

Whips and chains brother...

[@kylefrank638]

I'm so glad they watched Karen first, to inform the memes for the rest of these unrelated movies.

[@janbosch5951]

The fuckin "whips and chains" caught me so off-guard. Editor(s?) doing a great job!

[@Archphoenix1]

Death has fun with his work and he sure as hell loves explosions. its like Michael bay was in charge

[@myhopeyourhopej-hope9913]

Michael Bay is death confirmed.

[@Sharicite]

This new death was a fan of Michael Bay, the old one not so much

[@wingedassassin9999]

Maybe michael bay is death

[@TheNoonish]

You can tell Death was getting tired of this with the two double-kills near the end. Feels like cheating, honestly.

[@cartooncritique6625]

Reminds me of the Reapers from "Black Butler". Death was getting salty because he's not getting paid to do overtime. 😆

[@Fudz4]

Ohh boy, another video that I can watch 60,000 times over for the rest of the week.

[@Kernwadi]

"Yes." -Bilbo Baggins

[@Jedi_Spartan]

That's literally what I did with the Karen episode of Efap Movies.

[@urbanburrow9286]

Glad I'm not the only one who does this

[@MrJentu]

11:30“The survivors are getting angry sir.” “So?” “Well… one of them IS Kratos sir…”

[@OGGuaves]

The Trickshot Compilation #2's editing was friggin hilarious with the music and the BBQ scene oh my god

[@blackdragoncyrus]

**Pigeon slams into window** "Whatcha bring me?!"

[@Kernwadi]

"Death..." -Pigeon

[@Сайтамен]

Jacob, shotgun the pigeons!

[@rhyscallinan8891]

Drums in the deep.

[@matthewcollins4773]

@@rhyscallinan8891 "pigeon sounds" *plays Another Life clip*

[@Sonamyfan875]

Sorry, you die merely to Scathe.

[@davidmendez3899]

I can’t wait for them to get to part 4. hopefully they still remember Karen then.

[@ryanmontgomery9749]

Wait, i'm curious. Why? I don't remember a Karen in that film.

[@ramjet94]

@DoujinWarrior No because there's like a straight up cross burning racist in part 4.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

15:59 - This guy's death reminds me of the death of Alucard from Dracula A.D. 1972. Van Helsing literally doesn't do much more than use a crucifix to repel him, the idiot then stumbles around, removes the blinds so the sunlight burns him, then stumbles into the bathroom to hide and instead falls under the shower (running water), killing himself. Basically, he was too stupid to live.

[@yamatonoryuujin4871]

Trivia: they actually had two ending filmed, the first one is they beat death, the second was this one where guy blows up from a grill.

[@Kernwadi]

"That's very interesting..." -Joe Biden

[@kinagrill]

I really would have preferred a 'we won' ending for that.

[@kinagrill]

@🌸 𝐄𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 🌸 Just shows that Testscreeners are useless cuz it's actually an ending I like more.

[@varogoth]

​@@ARealKekwSituationminorities are bad ey?

[@Richie8406]

31:15 You are right, if they work properly. An unfortunate doctor died like that, in Dallas I believe. Half his body got stuck in the doors. He was pinned and the elevator went up while his colleague saw half his head ride up with her 4 floors. Apparently the wires were faulty. The mechanism that detects objects in a door jam failed as well as one that controlled for closed doors before operation. Gnarly shit.

[@robertlewis6915]

... I am never getting on an elevator again.

[@cranberryrosebud]

And to think, I used to be scared of elevators just cause I thought they'd get stuck...

[@ImpossibleBurk]

I've watched all of these films a few times, and I think the cop taking an entire log to the face is probably still the peak of this series. Also that TV is in Ali Larter's padded room so she can watch the entire Resident Evil movie series on repeat :^)

[@professorexposition9768]

I think the bored Death theory is the best way to go with this series. Death is the one giving clues and making purposeful fakeouts and fake rules just to mess with these people.

[@onandover1]

i'm not even 20 minutes in and the thought that this feels like a parody of the first movie only keeps getting stronger

[@kins1894]

12:37 The 70s Guy, Is the Voice of Kratos from the God of War 1-3 era. TC Carson

[@arclight1241]

So you know how people constantly make jokes about that log truck? Well my sister had her own final destination moment a few years ago. She was driving on the far right lane on the highway and a semi truck on the right lane going the opposite direction blew a tire and veered across the entire highway. The truck was carrying a bunch of metal poles (about 10-15 feet long, 6 inches in diameter), these poles were not secured… at all, no straps or anything of the sort. Apparently they were only traveling a mile or two up the highway and couldn’t be bothered. These poles, were thrown from the trailer all over the highway causing a minivan in front of my sister to flip over, landing on its roof. But the reason I say my sister had a “final destination” moment was because one of these very large, very heavy poles went straight through her windshield and came out through the driver side door getting within 2-3 inches of hitting her. All in all, over 10 cars were collected in the accident and my sister, who came out the worst of those involved, was fortunate to walk away with a mild concussion and a fractured wrist and collar bone. My (now) brother in law was actually on the phone with her when it happened and got to the scene before any first responders could. He would later spend two days searching the wrecked car for her engagement ring which he found. My sister has always had a great sense of humor so now when ever you ask her what her favorite movie is, she says “Final destination 2”.

[@Soapy-chan]

Holy damn... I hope though that the truck driver got sued to hell for not securing these pipes

[@rogerpuzzitiello]

Ah yes, it's time for the next installment of the Adventures of Ali Larter, the self-proclaimed psychic, and the wind's increasingly ridiculous attempts to kill her. Looking forward to seeing her in the next film!

[@rhyscallinan8891]

Assuming she's got enough Ploy Armour to survive that explosion.

[@matthewcollins4773]

So, thoughts on why Death decides to do things like "throw pigeons at someone until they're really pissed off with pigeons, so they'll angrily shoo them and then I can drop something on them" rather than just drop something in the first place? Is Death doing these on a bet? Are his co-workers coming up with dumb scenarios, perhaps while drunk?

[@dudeguy8686]

Remember Zombieland's Kill of the Week? Same thing, a little different.

[@bZman]

I like the idea of death and his other reapers getting drunk and placing bets on kill of the week so they go more and more ridiculous for clout and death bucks.

[@leakyboat224]

I'm imagining the Spoopy Clues tm are like Impractical Jokers and there are three Deaths in a booth watching all this happen. Now say, "a hook man is going to kill you." (Elevator tisms happen) Cuts to the three Deaths laughing hysterically.

[@cartooncritique6625]

The shinigamis from "Death Note" must be bored again. 😆

[@JMobster9]

Look, when you've done the same thing for millions of years you probably want to spice things up every now and then. And then someone comes along and fucks up what you had planned, it gives you an opportunity to get creative.

[@Wyzai]

12:49 That would actually be pretty easy to do. Make it so the main character was obsessed or at least a conspiracy theorist studying the first movie's events and so when it's her turn, she's primed to look for the signs.

[@bZman]

Im going to make a movie called Social Highway that is literally the opening of this movie for 3 hrs

[@sparkypack]

34:06 - You have defeated Candyman. - You get equipped with C. Hook Shot.

[@ShredHouseGaming]

Rags: “Just like that?” YMS: “When I move you move” That killed me 😂

[@Kernwadi]

"That's a little bit gay." -Bilbo Baggins

[@WriteWhatISee]

Dieddd 😂😂

[@redlink8734]

I find it funny that you guys started watching Final Destination as soon as I prep for a flight

[@Kernwadi]

"That's funny..." -Barack Obama

[@BTM8109]

Hope you didn't get spooked

[@ObsidianBehemoth]

One thing (that no body mentions) bothers me. Ali Larter returning to America from France after they learn Death isn't finished with them. Not only does Death not finish her off before getting to America but that she was willing to make the voyage. Not that we can't contrive an explanation. Death waited six months for no reason at the end of the first movie. And France deported her after her visa expired. She kept freaking out on airplanes so they shipped her in a cage.

[@alecelosramboilyaasmayfiel395]

I need final destination 3-6 right now LMFOAOO THIS IS AMAZING CONTENT

[@pennnel]

The opening to this is the most iconic part of the series. A lot of people are wary of flat bed trucks because of it, despite the physics being ridiculous.

[@drlee2]

"This movie is taking a hard stance on when life begins." lol

[@Wyzai]

I'm more interested about Final Destination from Death's perspective. This would make an interesting game or comic. You follow a death as they attempt to kill people according to a list. Each action incurs a cost and death tries to get it done as cost effectively as possible. I.E. bursting the tire of a car to cause a crash costs 500 points, where it only costs 100 points to make the guy in the back drop their cigarette. EDIT: Partially borrowing another idea: A manga I read has a concept where a god is able to interfere with the world at will, but any interference they do comes at a cost. If the cost for an action exceeds a point, the god would straight up die. So they try to interfere as subtly as possible so as to make it practically free of charge.

[@bZman]

What manga is this and where do i find it?!

[@Wyzai]

@@bZman Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint.

[@bZman]

@@Wyzai thanks!

[@cartooncritique6625]

So God is basically playing a mobile game with "pay-to-interfere" transactions?

[@Wyzai]

@@cartooncritique6625sort of. It's not only transactions.

[@ILikeBleachItsTrue]

20:41 wtf is that creature and why have you subjected me to it?!

[@panameadeplm]

Terminator 2, Matrix 2, Final Destination 2, Mad Max 2, is a list of movies with legendary high speed/freeway multi-car pile-up scenes that involve semi trucks.

[@scotiej]

Fun fact, the cop helping the pregnant woman is Aaron Douglas, he played Chief Tyrol in Battlestar Galactica.

[@amnesiacangel7212]

I've a new way of looking at it. All those things that almost happen are necessary from a writing perspective to keep you guessing. But in universe all those things happen because when death is actively trying to kill you, it hedges its bets and just twists fate in a bunch of different ways to make your death more likely, it can't directly just kill you. And she has the ability to see which one of those ways is going to play out in the end and has the ability to alter them.

[@cartooncritique6625]

This series becomes a lot funnier when imagine Death from Terry Pratchett's "DiscWorld" or Grim from "Billy & Mandy" are the ones doing the killing. 😆💀

[@thatwaygaming8679]

Or both. Grim keeps trying and messing up, while death has to come in at the end and make sure it all works

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@thatwaygaming8679 I'd love to see those two reacting to one another.

[@Kernwadi]

This is the EFAP series of all time.

[@Kernwadi]

The most EFAP EFAP to ever EFAP. That's how EFAP this EFAP is...

[@MrNighNight]

It was destined to be............

[@Kernwadi]

My brothers and sisters in EFAP... I know it might be hard to get used to but once it's EFAPPING time, there's no going back. That's why it's prophesied that MauLer will destroy all art to rid the world of all impurities, all so he can create a new universe, a perfect... objective one... a true EFAPVERSE, governed by the forces of Fap (male power and sanctity) and Tism (female power and sanctity) in harmony with the 69 avatars of MauLer appearing once every 420 years to liberate us of the PAFE, a horrible creature sent to destroy MauLer by the Fallen Massive known as Movie Bob. This is why Movie Bob has attempted to alter the course of history in his favor. When he controlled the robot AI called the EFAPNATOR, he took it back in time by hacking the EFAP-Mainframe, so that it could kill everyone and undo the religious reformation of Australia caused by Jay Exci, who was one of the first Massives. Fortunately, the EFAPNATOR fell in water and laid dormant for years. Eventually, it was unearthed by Joseph Anderson, this would lead to religous conflict which split EFAPLAND into the Republic of EFAP and Northern Fap Nation. This conflict was eventually resolved when The Dishonoured Wolf, the 34th avatar of MauLer, signed the Treaty of Singapore, which united the religions of Alchotism and Racetism together again. However, despite the failure of the EFAPNATOR, Movie Bob has been working in the shadows to stop MauLer... He enlisted Just Write to create a new religion, the Cult of Subjectivity. Fortunately, Just Write was killed by JLongBone, mother of Metal Commander, the 21st avatar of MauLer. MauLer is objective in his critique because he has no need for emotions. Movie Bob is the opposite, which is proved by the Unholy Hymn of the Fallen Massive, which has a lyric that says, "I really liked it and it made me feel things." This is how MauLer predicted Quinton's betrayal at the The Last Fap; and how we must check Non-Longoids to make sure they aren't the PAFE in disguise... Best of luck to all of you, my fellow Massives.

[@justforlaughs6182]

These are good ones but the lord of the rings is still my favorite of there film series, only a shame it was a small EFAP group that watched it

[@Kernwadi]

@@justforlaughs6182 You're objectively right, I also enjoy Lord of the Rings EFAPs, probably the most.

[@bad-people6510]

1:30 That's also a milk snake, which is harmless anyway. He just microwaved an innocent reptile.

[@Jedi_Spartan]

Yeah but if I were in a plane full of snakes and found one in the room I was in, I would probably in too much of a panic to think "oh, this is a harmless snake, I'll just let it go about its business."

[@whitehawk4099]

I think the rule is supposed to be that you can't skip your time without intervention from another person in the cycle. I can't think of any exceptions to that rule thus far. Also, if there are in other movies I'm not sure that would count, as they could have just ignored it and vice versa.

[@kreese-yi2nb]

Fun fact: Kimberly and Burke are the only protagonists not dead or at least not directly implied to be dead at the end of the series.

[@rooksclown316]

I think at the end of the 3rd movie, there was an extra scene that had those two on a newspaper that said they were dead.

[@Kernwadi]

"Objectivity is objective, in my subjective opinion." -Bilbo Baggins

[@UncleJamie]

Stop spamming the comment section or we'll Wong you...

[@ECKohns]

Everything is objectively subjective. So you’re not allowed to criticize me. In my opinion.

[@wingedassassin9999]

You guys are retarded... In my opinion

[@Snowstrider0001]

You missed an opportunity with a thud sound and "what'dja bring me" using the post-grill arm. I'm undecided whether that's good or bad though.

[@Kernwadi]

"Oxygen is subjective." -Bilbo Baggins

[@VladDascaliuc]

Dude, give it a rest.

[@Kernwadi]

@@VladDascaliuc Should I stop breathing?

[@VladDascaliuc]

@@Kernwadi Just stop trying to be so obnoxious.

[@Kernwadi]

@@VladDascaliuc I can make you a sandwich.

[@VladDascaliuc]

@@Kernwadi I don't understand the point of trying to fake being annoying and stupid. You clearly don't care about either MauLer or EFAP, so what are you even doing here? You seem like a bot.

[@nintendsoad]

Fun fact: the guy who plays Eugene is also the voice of Kratos in the original God of War trilogy.

[@HectorLopez0217]

If Adam was in the same situation on the highway he would’ve driven off dooming them all

[@rockdragon3]

one thing i never noticed was that the guy who gets hit by the fence only loses one arm the wire goes completely through him and one of his arms falls into 3 pieces, but the other one is still perfectly intact

[@bigideasthescholar]

Maybe with that dentist scene, that was death attempt to kill him. Maybe death passed on from him and was ready to target his next victim, but then the kid just charged the pigeons for no great reason. And then that caused the glass to fall on top of him. Death was like, “dang it, I guess I’ll go get somebody else” and then the kid dies and death is like, “oh..., you were fine, but I’ll take it.”

[@Jedi_Spartan]

32:35 I see that as being less about Clear pretending that she's physic and moreso being that in the months between Final Destination 1 and shutting herself in a padded room, she and Alex just analysed what the most absurd and unlikely thing 'Death' could use against them in any room they entered... with that mindset, the kayak would fit that description, especially with what triggered it.

[@Wyzai]

15:04 What if it was just death playing a game. Only instead of chess it's "I'm going to give you the hints on how to avoid your death."

[@DirectionallyChallenged]

this reminds me of when i had to have my back mollar removed. They didnt wait for the lightacain to actually take effect and called mea liar when i told them it hurt.

[@theBlackFox15]

That was a blast, plus an interesting conversation at the end. Great addition to the efap movie collection, looking forward to next week, its going to get dumber 😁

[@kylec8015]

40:27 I think Eugene was killed by the bit of pipe that stabbed through the driver's seat headrest. It broke through the back window, stabbed through him, and ended up where it was. The trajectory doesn't line up at all, but I wasn't expecting this movie to try and make it, so...

[@SatoruNatara123]

Yep. That is what happened. Or at least, that's the implication.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

How would living in a padded room beat death? Couldn't death just light the building on fire and you'd be stuck in the room with no way to escape?

[@evansmith9263]

Them not using 24:15 for the "Whatcha bring me?" was an interesting subversion.

[@Haterator]

The car crash scene in the FD2 is the highlight of the whole franchise.

[@sophisticautistic5453]

Out of all the Final Destination movies, this is one of them being on EFAP movies.

[@Kernwadi]

"Yes?" -Bilbo Baggins

[@BludgeonWarrior]

I'm already loving this series. One thing that popped into my head was applying objective stuff to the first Nightmare on Elm Street, cuz I think that film has consistent rules (until the ending that is) and I was curious if the fact that its dream stuff would hamper any sort of that. I love the film and the series but it ain't consistent at all that's for sure.

[@Jedi_Spartan]

1:15 Mauler, please cover Snakes On A Plane on Efap Movies.

[@my_woes]

the editing is so fucking good guys this is great

[@PhillipOnTakos]

Not knowing much about this franchise other than the premise all I have to say that 8:24 even these films pulled the "Final Film" thing so many slasher franchises pulled that turned out to not be the final film. Also I have to question. As a Canadian, I have never seen a garbage disposal in my life. Is it just an American thing? I really need to know if garbage disposal is a common thing in an American household because it's used so often in horror movies. I need to know if it's a common appliance built into a home or it's just something you can buy.

[@madcap47764]

the actor that played Eugene was the voice of Kratos in the first 3 God of War games also he was in "livin single "

[@MassiveiusBiggus]

"Homosexuality is homosexual." -Bilbo Baggins

[@Kernwadi]

"Yes." -Bilbo Baggins

[@kinagrill]

I blame Dracula for not keeping Death on a tighter leash. Even IF man may be in a miserable pile-up of secrets. Also the premonition about her own death in the water in the end is stupid... cuz that means she knews of her vision originally as well which means it's then a bootstrap Paradox where she always had the vision to begin with, and thus it wouldn't have been part of death's plan.

[@jimbob8726]

This is the most polished under-rated gem ever!! I like it better than the 1st. OK but the pigeons are trolls! They were about to eat and a charred arm fell on the table from a shed exploding, "I don't think it's self aware" ..

[@NicTheGreek1979]

I'm disappointed we didn't have a Shrek/Wreck-It Ralph Detective duo...

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Well you have to give death a chance, Shrek and wreck it Ralph together would be too OP

[@davejones9469]

I love the "excapes" mispronounciation. Reminds me of grade school, when a kid would say "I "aksed" my parents about..." and one teacher I had would interrupt and say "YOU AXED YOUR PARENTS? ARE THEY GOING TO BE OK?"

[@dodojesus4529]

I mean we also got warterfrom this...

[@davejones9469]

@@dodojesus4529 Nah, wartr is a fun slip of the tongue. The other stuff is just poor English from black American slang.

[@urbanburrow9286]

I'm very glad that YMS is on these, his personality works very well in getting across his point of what he looks for in films, he doesn't buckle and surrender his point just for being the odd one out nor betray his own feelings for what would be considered "correct". I'm happy to hear ones objective take on what works/doesn't work in a film, but the subjective view is needed to ground everyone to remind what you're watching in the first place.

[@tarrickmerdev2324]

No, he just talks over everyone and talks louder to make sure his voice is the one that's heard. And of course he has to comment on every single fucking thing as if there's no one else in the podcast. It's extremely cringe and grating.

[@jotun.616]

During the first time i watched the first one a light fixture fell from the ceiling. That was pretty cool.

[@Zanzoltan]

I have a funny story regarding this movie. We came late to the hype of Final Destination here on Argentina. So, we watched the second movie on DVD in my house. It was a Friday night, and we used to get together with some friends around those times. We just had finished watching this movie, and 3 minutes later, as we were discussing the stupid things that happened on it, we hear a weird "Ting" sound on the ceiling of my room. and the cable that was used to connect the internet that went all around the ceiling, fell down and went straight to all of the people sitting on the couch in front of the TV. We all went silent, and we started pan the room in complete silence, checking onto each other. Never had in my life laughed so hard about something so stupid. But, yeah, it was weird at the moment, because of all the sequence.

[@mavisbeacon6770]

A Blood Debts reference? I am most pleased.

[@bZman]

I love the halloween arcs so much

[@denkerbosu3551]

Thank god for JLB, she made the period joke I was thinking. #stunning #brave

[@yolanda8563]

The 3rd one is the best one... that sunbed scene stuck with me as a kid.

[@graverob1910]

20:00 You are right, Capital O. You are right.

[@CapitalOOpinions]

Thank you

[@eriktatos]

Honestly the best intro commentary everrr one of my most laughable nights 😂❤

[@Sue20022010]

The editing on this series was top tier

[@edgarallenpo8330]

Meme! pigen loudly smacks against the window: *Whatcha bring me?*

[@sparkypack]

🕊️❤️

[@Quickdrawingartist]

I know I'm late, but what bothers me with 2 onward is that the deaths are self-inflicted through some form of negligence. After some extreme bullshit. Usually.

[@alexpennell4212]

I love that you used the Blood Debts ending. So much fun.

[@Kernwadi]

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank. I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it. Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

[@scottofcanes]

Yeah, man. Then they had the audacity to fucking nerf castling too. Sure, they called castling through check a "glitch" and "unintended" but c'mon!

[@fastenedcarrot9570]

Just all reskins for over 500 years.

[@mabrima]

51:00 I think this part is less "you shouldn't save people because death will come for them anyway" so much as because he was saved by someone who was supposed to be dead already. That impacted "deaths plan" which caused the kid to die later.

[@kawaiiamethist]

The cop was the first Jimmy in Lois and Clark. Unrelated, but while I adored the series, the Jimmy recasting baffled me. Apparently some execs thought he looked too much like Dean Cain and did the recasting after - not the pilot - the first season.

[@austinwoods466]

Jay sang to Mauler, "Eugene deserved it." Mauler sang to Jay "Dont be a rahcist." Jay sang to Fringy, "I want your goo inside me" Fringy sang to Jay, "Erhmm... uh.... Nough." Jay sang to Rags, "Show me that corkscew c--k" Rags sang to Jay, "Woof! Call the police. Arf! Arf!" Jay sang to chat "A/S/L" Chat sang to Jay, "22/M/On the Wong train" Death came for them all and sang, "Abide with thee."

[@simbadas1234]

so this was the FD movie that i vaguely remembered seeing ages ago.