EFAP Movies #39: Final Destination 3 with YMS, JLongBone, Jay Exci and Shoe0nHead

In this third instalment of the kill all teenagers show, we have a ROLLERCOASTER of an adventure lined up as several more innocents are thrust into a daring cat and mouse predicament.
Will they defeat death? probably not but as long as it's funny, who cares!
Edited by Capital-O Opinions

[@vitorschein8073]

Rags: Lincoln went to hell cause he freed the slaves Everyone: *absolute silence*

[@MrFallenone]

The silence of agreement.

[@jebblottin92]

This is one of those times where Rags' delivery and tone confuses me. Was that him being serious or edgy?

[@Ghozt5563]

@@jebblottin92 yes

[@indv11]

I laughed

[@justforlaughs6182]

Damn rags has some bite to his barks Also history tidbit Lincoln didn’t free all of the slaves, the emancipation proclamation only freed the confederate states slaves the states that remained in the union were allowed to keep them

[@ImpossibleBurk]

Rags: *accidentally spoils something based on no contextual clues* HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@ollehkacb]

He did it several times. Like when talking about how killing people helps.

[@HerohammerStudios]

He secretly wrote all these movies. He's just too embarrassed to admit it

[@dodojesus4529]

@@HerohammerStudios its the rlm time travel but with doggy sex

[@spacedoyster7686]

Even in a world with very little Batwoman, I can always count on Jacob Kane asking "Whatcha bring me?"

[@KamiAnimeS1]

fire

[@EdwardEstacado]

*VIOLENTLY SLAMS LAPTOP*

[@niewesoa5299]

But it's still a world with a lot of cringe, so it evens out, kinda

[@SaiDeLaRai]

@@EdwardEstacado repeatedly

[@raphaelristie2088]

"That was easily the worst" Oh god, i cant wait till they see the 4th one and eat those words

[@FoxyFoxlyn]

Was that the one meant to be 3D, with the race cars?

[@raphaelristie2088]

@@FoxyFoxlyn yeah...

[@robertwallen1582]

Yeah the cheesy 3d is why the 4th is the worst

[@nont18411]

Like the escalator grinding her legs but she somehow vomits blood😂

[@FoxyFoxlyn]

@@raphaelristie2088 Omg the cgi deaths were terrible in that. 😂

[@Zeddyboi86]

Rags’ guess for the disaster: *subway accident* Everyone who has seen the movie: “Very interesting that you said that.” 🙃

[@sparkypack]

Subway sandwich accident? 🥪😬

[@Pistonrager]

But using his logic that it should be lower and lower in each movie the next movie should be in a submarine.

[@completelyferrouschemist6776]

@@Pistonrager Death: *Oh, come on, don't make it TOO easy.*

[@netflixation]

Did nobody notice that right after Tony Todd announces that the next stop is the end of the line, her friend asks why she's standing up bc their stop is the one after the next one. Um, the end of the line is always the last stop!

[@ErbBetaPatched]

"Charlie Manson made it to 70" He was still alive when this movie was made.

[@cartooncritique6625]

I was thinking the same when I saw that part. Didn't he die recently?

[@bad-people6510]

And I like how he brought this up as if it was a refutation of the claim "we are all equal in death's eyes." Yeah dude, death doesn't make moral judgements. That backs up what the preacher said.

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@bad-people6510 Yeah, apparently emo kid (or more likely the writers) can't tell the difference between Death and God.

[@Shockguey]

Another Mandela effect? SPOOOOOOOKY

[@bagman4896]

I remember where I was when Manson died. it was a ping pong table in college

[@TheAdarkerglow]

Imagine if one of the pictures was just a guy getting mauled by wolves, and they're all like, "What could this mean?" and then cut to someone at the zoo. But then they get crushed by a truck with a wolf on the side. These could be amazing R rated dark comedies with just a little tweak.

[@sparkypack]

It would interest furries too. 🤭🐶

[@HolyApplebutter]

​@@sparkypackEven better suggestion. One of the characters pisses off a furry convention nextdoor and they get beaten to death by fur-suiters.

[@inventgineer]

Vision of a cat? DEATH BY SNUSNU! 😂

[@nont18411]

Death seeing Wendy after chasing after her: “Have you come here to destroy me?”

[@calebchristensen8207]

Well referenced, good sir!!

[@makaron9363]

I almost died on a rollercoaster once because all the stuff that was meant to keep me from falling out just decided to fall out itself. I spent the whole time holding on for my dear life thinking that I'll die like in Final Destination 3. I guess it wasn't my turn.

[@FunZies.]

Oh geez. What type of rollercoaster was it? Wooden rollercoaster, or the type with loops and twists? Did you sue?

[@NGRevenant]

my parents took me on one of those swinging pirate ship gondola things when I was far too small and I spent the entire time holding on for dear life so I didn't fly right out of the harness

[@nont18411]

Yet

[@sparkypack]

14:40 🎢🐴 YMS almost wasn't born because of it. 😬

[@Iceyman314]

That counts as an attempt, you just have to wait for Death to go through the rest of the cycle and back to you

[@vadandrumist1670]

At the end of this you should do an EFAP tier list rating the kills.

[@sparkypack]

Indeed 👍

[@rogerpuzzitiello5175]

God, that reveal where Death was responsible for the Abe Lincoln assassination and 9/11. Not a sentence I'd think I would ever write, but there it is.

[@sparkypack]

Lincoln.. nooo.. 😔 how could you take my hero from me death?!

[@unpopularopinions7407]

Man I can’t believe Abraham Lincoln was killed by death, we really do live in a society 😔

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Wonder Of U moment

[@rhyscallinan8891]

Then you have the idea of, Andrew Garfield (president of US in the 1800s) getting shot but surviving only to be killed by infection cause the doctors couldn't be fucked to wash their utensils. Not only has death got the stupid victims helping him, but everyone else's stupidity as well.

[@ab-gail]

You’d think death was just the result but no!

[@igorpedro8995]

The Ramones bobblehead is another of death's hints, that Mary Elizabeth Winstead would play Ramona flowers in Scott pilgrim vs the world and kill the future of a whole generation of women.

[@SolarDragon007]

BPD and Excstacy

[@vinnieladders3470]

And she married ewan McGregor who would go on to brutally murder Obi Wan Kenobi and DARTH Vader

[@sijul6483]

Pretty sure all those head meds also played a part in that, too.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

@@SolarDragon007 CONCEITED WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM

[@tarotxiii9830]

So in reality these movies are just Light Yagami having a lot of fun with his book isn't it?

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Was looking for this comment, no joke.

[@BahamutKingBlack]

You would be right but this is EFAP, we don't do anime around here

[@tarotxiii9830]

@@BahamutKingBlack Oh my deepest apology for this breach of protocol.

[@mediadetective6104]

My theory is it’s the Shinigami fucking around and Tony Todd’s character has a Death Note, so he knows about the rules, and he got the Shinigami eyes explaining how he knew the girl from 2’s name without her saying it.

[@mediadetective6104]

@@BahamutKingBlack Tbf, they liked FMAB, and Rags read the manga apparently

[@-Azure.EXE-]

The fact that this movie had the balls to insult Mr Squarepants makes it the worst one.

[@sparkypack]

Spongebob isn't cringe! He F isn't!!! 😭

[@rhyscallinan8891]

Goes to show how evil the MC is, insulting someone for having a childhood or watching TV. Or just decent knowledge or listening to other people talk.

[@thebadbandito]

SpongeBob is gay

[@JaimieSch]

Shoe: "I love how we're watching a movie about how death follows people and you just like: that's not how gum works" A certified EFAP moment

[@austinwoods466]

Old man Mauler built a house and filled it with his toys. Seven Guests were invited one night, their screams the only noise. Blood in the Screening room, blood right up the hall, dripping down the attic stairs, "Hey Guests! Try not to fall". Nobody came out that night. Not one was ever seen. But Old man Mauler is waiting there... Crazy! Long! and MEAN!

[@BlackMoridin]

nice!

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Awesome.

[@nadrewod999]

EFAP: "I can't believe that no one had a premonition before [the protagonist of the first Final Destination film]." The later films in the series: "Well, yes, but actually no."

[@kingbash6466]

The gym death is still the hardest I've ever laughed at a horror movie to this very day.

[@benjamingrant5970]

I'd forgotten that one,I thought you meant the gymnastics girl, but thats later...😅

[@WriteWhatISee]

@@benjamingrant5970 Lmao that gymnastics death is hilarious but actually really suspense-fully done with how they shoot it 🤣

[@tehskullmunkymedia594]

Would you find it funnier, knowing the actor's name is " Texas Battle"?

[@amusingmoose9924]

@@tehskullmunkymedia594 What an absolutely legendary name.

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

2nd for me. Mine is in the final Nightmare on Elms street movie where Freddy is riding a witch broom.

[@Gothicah]

When Rags was explaining how the sun tan girlies died and I was like, “Yeah all cuz they had their t*dd**s out😢” and then MauLer was like “Yeah all cuz they had their t*dd**s out😢” I was like damn same energy 😭

[@Xenyre_The_Fool]

25:02 This level of conspiracy is on the level of that Beyblade episode where they had Moses parting the Red Sea with one.

[@LukeyHew]

Wait. What?!

[@DSA2797]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who remembers that 😂

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

@@LukeyHew moses used a beyblade to part the red sea

[@greatclubsandwich5612]

@@LukeyHew What? Did they not teach you that in history class?

[@edgarallenpo8330]

That was so stupid it was hilarious lmao

[@sophisticautistic5453]

I think this is where the franchise goes into SAW territory, as in there are creative deaths that you remember but you can't remember which movie it is because all the films feel the same at this point. I could be wrong though.

[@MeHighCheekSentMeHigh]

Subjectively, you're not wrong.

[@kingbash6466]

I don't know. I think you can at least tell which death can from which movie since the effects vary in quality between movies. Like if a Final Destination death has unbelievably terrible CGI with stuff obnoxiously flying at the camera then you know it's the 4th film. The Saw films, on the other hand are pretty much interchangeable for the most part when it comes to the violence. The effects are pretty consistent throughout that franchise.

[@shawklan27]

@@kingbash6466 very true statement about the saw franchise

[@sophisticautistic5453]

@@kingbash6466 direction definitely plays a role in knowing which one is from which film. I will agree there. It's not SAW levels but at this point, it's getting to new movie means more deaths and these deaths are just kind of there and the more ways to die there are, the easier it is to get confused which movie it came from.

[@TheAether666]

Only for the third and fourth ones, the fifth one is actually pretty good (the FD movies I mean).

[@angelabryant9766]

I legit liked the two ditzy girls, they even got buried side by side, that's so cute. Why did they have to get the most horrific and painful death?

[@rhyscallinan8891]

Maybe the director was gay?

[@artofalmost9479]

Because you liked them. The most horrific death always goes to the most likable or unlikable character in a horror movie.

[@sologamer3122]

Because The Producers are Puritans. No nudity! Boobies = Bad Death

[@TheSatisfiedPig]

14:39 so did YMS go on the roller-coaster that almost killed his dad and therefore almost prevented him from existing? If so, that is some legendary fate tempting. We're all just living in his Final Destination movie.

[@sparkypack]

🐴🙌

[@loading0901]

the story is that YMS dad rode the rollercoaster that had the accident shortly after the marriage so yeah YMS almost don't exist because of it should his dad timing got unluckier

[@giulizpaviz6381]

Well, my dad (when he was 19) was supposed to go back home at Bologna (Italy) from the beach, but he and his friends decided not to. When they picked the next train to come back home they realized that the train they were supposed to take exploded at the train station of Bologna. It was the august 2th 1980

[@HerohammerStudios]

​@@giulizpaviz6381 absolutely insane

[@MrMuxix]

Honestly we need a Final destination movie where you can see Death messing with everything to cause how the people die, in different outfits fitting to the location Overtop his cloak, crossing off named on a list, eating popcorn in the background while people are talking, taking notes while people are theorizing on how they die, and celebrating when his plans go off.

[@greatclubsandwich5612]

I just want him to be in 80s workout gear in the gym scene with headphones setting up the swords and bear lifting little weights because he doesn't have muscles and it's a fun groovy montage...

[@completelyferrouschemist6776]

Death should be pointing at stuff with a laser pointer and getting all the measurements right. "That'll crash into this... this is gonna crash into that..."

[@EggieBoi1284]

That would make an amazing parody/horror, Cabin in the Woods style

[@daskampffredchen]

@@completelyferrouschemist6776 Getting a whole backstory of him studying Mathematics and Physics

[@StandTheOffensive]

A couple of my buddies and myself once waited in life for like 30 minutes to go on a Rollercoaster…. When we finally got on, we were immediately pulled off cause there was mechanical issues. My one buddy asked the conductor what happened and he said a bolt was missing. Immediately everyone in our group brought up Final Destination 3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shadowdramon01]

The black jock is played by an actor named Texas Battle. Say what you will about this movie, that’s just a cool name.

[@redbigun]

This movie is unironically saying that Death did 9/11.

[@MrFallenone]

No its not. They link the photo "bugs" to incoming death.

[@rhyscallinan8891]

And Lincoln.

[@jeebuschristos8423]

"Chelan Simmons didn't want to do the tanning booth scene topless, but she agreed after director James Wong convinced her that it was necessary because it made the scene more realistic." Welllll... of COURSE he did...

[@tehskullmunkymedia594]

Wong srikes again. I've been curious if the EFAP gang has seen the new Wong trailer for Megan. That shit looks unintentionaly hilarious, just like Malignant was. The man needs to pick a lane, his horror stuff isnt great, but the dude has an eye for action scenes, he's like Shamalama if he was somewhat talented.

[@ManiacalForeigner]

@@tehskullmunkymedia594 That's James WAN, not James Wong, they're different people lmao😂

[@Arackanox]

So a little info about why this one feels different. This one started production as a spin-off movie to try new things and change things up. It was during the test screening that New Line Studios stepped in to change things like A: A shorter runtime which resulted in alot of cut stuff. B: A new ending to be added, the original ending was that white fade before the 5 month later scene and the 5 month later scene was shot after these orders from New Line. C: Because New Line was affraid of confusing the fanbase, they made the call to just make/call it Final Destination 3. And D: no more reshooting to make the stuff after all the cutting flow better as the movie had already gone over budget at that point.

[@davidwilson6577]

Honestly, probably for the best.

[@Jim87_36]

Its still a shit ass movie Studio interference was only making it worse lol

[@ProxyDoug]

Here's how you fix the camera, you have her win the camera in the carnival at a game, and the person delivering it is Tony Todd.

[@Bl4ckD0g]

At least that would have kept the illusion that Tony Todd is Death and is just having fun fucking with these kids.

[@arenkai]

Death just wants his combo kill and someone keeps stream sniping his perfectly laid trickshots I'd be pissed too

[@MeHighCheekSentMeHigh]

Whips and chains brothers... whips and chains.

[@darthmuppetthehungry]

That’s racist?

[@Jedi_Spartan]

*beep beep*

[@MilkT0ast]

@Fish Zealot honestly since I saw that efap movie, I sing that every now and then My co workers think I'm nuts

[@knowltonmens7319]

@@MilkT0ast you're just socially aware

[@cyrus2395]

@@MilkT0ast You're just a socially aware woke employee

[@ryanmontgomery9749]

I just want to point out that I also had the DVD "Choose your on adventure" gimmick for this movie and if I remember correctly; you can actually choose whether or not Frankie, "The Perv Character", can live or die. Spoilers, he lives in the alternate version and is taken into custody for harrassment. I just find it kind of funny that the movie gives you an option to save the pervert's life (albeit he goes to jail), but not the two nice girls who were burned alive. XD Kinda Fucked Movie!

[@cartooncritique6625]

Kinda makes you wonder a little about the filmmakers. 😅

[@tehskullmunkymedia594]

@@cartooncritique6625 I imagine the actresses did not agree to sucking off the director, so there were some last minute rewrites to their death scenes. Ok so you two now have to be topless for this scene, & you both get the most painful & drawn out deaths in the film.

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@tehskullmunkymedia594 Certainly wouldn't be the sleaziest thing a Hollywood director has done.

[@rooksclown316]

I had the "chose your adventure" dvd too; I got an alternate scene of the tanning bed girls. One of them moved the shelf and got out and tried to get her friend out but they both got electrocuted. Them getting electrocuted is probably better than them getting burned alive.

[@quietone2674]

What if all the people who get premonitions are Junior Deaths who don't know what they are and they interrupt their own transition into reapers? And from that point on the rest of the movie is their powers working against them? It would at least explain why nobody they try to save dies until they show up.

[@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is WAY to good for this franchise.

[@Kernwadi]

It's you... The hero of my crotch!

[@nont18411]

We all simp for her, Obiwan does.

[@SolarDragon007]

@@nont18411 Yes she is a cutie. Ramona Flowers ruined a whole generation of men and women! 😀

[@tehskullmunkymedia594]

@@SolarDragon007 well mostly women. Theres a whole list of female cartoon characters that ruined men, & there mostly furry. At least for the dudes, those furry bait waifus are mostly humanoid. Theres quite a few women who have confest they had a crush on Simba, the lion, a four legged animal... barbed penis. Just food for thought.

[@HighlyRegarded420]

Im not impressed

[@nont18411]

This movie has the same director as Dragonball: Evolution. That’s enough explanation.

[@tehskullmunkymedia594]

Then that explains why "Texas Battle"(literaly the dudes name.) Reprises his role as "Middle Aged High School Deuchebag" in Dragonball Evolution.

[@Bl4ckD0g]

He wrote the first Final Destination too. I guess after one success the dude really quit trying.

[@0Sutekinaryuu0]

Still feel the worst about the tanning bed girls more than probably any other final destination characters lol

[@sparkypack]

don't get tanned 😏

[@FxCalibur]

For me its because they didn't deserve it or at least the most brutal kill in the franchise. In most of the movies the people who die are usually either an ass or plain evil so that when they do bite the dust you don't feel as bad. With the girls they were really nice, but its one of those universal movie tropes where the hot chicks who show any kind of sex appeal die the hardest to punish them for being hot or skank.

[@unpopularopinions7407]

@@FxCalibur Is it considered “slutty” to take your shirt off in a tanning bed? People say the movie punished them for being “skanks” or whatever, but I genuinely don’t know by whose set of values they’d actually qualify. If anything, I’d imagine they’re getting punished simply for using tanning beds, since those are controversial to begin with (and that’s assuming these deaths are actually supposed to be _saying_ anything, which I kinda doubt; I think it’s just mindless torture porn).

[@FxCalibur]

@@unpopularopinions7407 I don't think of them as skanks, same as I would say about any chick in a show showing skin. Your a skank if you sleep with every dude in sight, or man whore on the opposite side. Which is funny because the two rejected all attempts at flirting and didn't want to put their boobs out there for others, except in private. I think the idea is they're pretty and skimpy, and they die horribly to something that's supposed to make them prettier, the irony. I'm not a fan of the trope of pretty girl dies like a dog because she's hot, which I think this movie treated them as. I don't think it has a lot to do with the tanning bed more so the irony of it. The kill itself was fine, but the thought put into the characters and story around it was lazy like this and the next entry.

[@rhyscallinan8891]

Especially when the assholes who deserve it get quick deaths, with only the emo seeing it for a second or two before dying.

[@chaoticreckless]

I am very happy to know Rags and Shoe are also members of the small booby fan club

[@sparkypack]

👀

[@grandarkfang_1482]

You mean the Itty Bitty Titty Committee?

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Yep. Its a sub-wing of ATRA. All-Tiddies-R-Awsm. Free lifetime membership can be obtained by hitting like on this video reaction.

[@sirapple589]

The itty bitty titty committee.

[@mantha6912]

51:40 A face-painted guy who looks like Kratos gets off the subway Mauler is watching a movie where people die from ridiculous coincidences Mauler is currently playing through the God of War games MAULER IS GONNA DIE WHILE PLAYING GOD OF WAR

[@majomajo1835]

Wendy's premonitions may have come because she has a Jedi in her.

[@jonsimpson6240]

Rude, she's in public! That's indecent!

[@nont18411]

Yeah, the Jedi really got inside her

[@texteel]

was the actress caught having public sex with a guy who played a jedi in a starwars show or something?

[@ievgengorniak7045]

So you saying that all premonitions cum from a higher ground?

[@Shockguey]

No wonder Obi-Wan abandoned the Padawans.

[@Сайтамен]

There is a Russian movie "Photo for memory". They found a polaroid that shoots you and prints the pictire of your death, so they panic and accidentally die exactly like on the picture. It's terrible, but it may be inspired from this movie.

[@ievgengorniak7045]

That is pretty old trope actually, pretty sure it is in the original Omen (which is what, 1980s?). Also something similar is used in The Ring, at least the american one, to the point of beign parodied by Scary Movie 3. Most of them are polaroid photos though, I guess it is easier to imagine when photos are scarce and can easily get fucked up if you develop them wrong.

[@mrdropkicker1]

That’s actually from an old episode of the Twilight Zone… for all I know, there might even be older versions of that story

[@jacobcrist3080]

@@mrdropkicker1 Lmao my first exposure to the trope was a Goosebumps book "Say Cheese and Die!" so I don't doubt for a second that it was in The Twilight Zone

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

The remade that Russian movie into a Bollywood flick. THAT one was terrible. If I wanted a horror movie about pictures and cameras, SHUTTER! Can't remember if it is Korean or Japanese. Shutter. Tiny budget. Great movie.

[@sigmacademy]

Well, technically that Russian movie had a twist for the camera - you didn't die UNTIL your photo was taken. So in essence, the camera CREATED a moment of death where none existed before. I also believe the camera had a backstory to it - a demonstration of its capabilities that kinda killed its creator, if I remember correctly. Plus there was both a plot twist in who one of the young people were and how the movie ended with all those policemen.

[@righteousindifference3179]

I went on a date with a girl once and we were talking about how much we liked horror and I brought up how hard I laughed at the tanning bed scene and she said it was the only scene that scared her because "it could actually happen." There was no second date.

[@TheGamingAngel18]

Oh gosh that was the scene that pissed me off the most, I used to work at a tanning bed place. It is literally impossible for those girls to die that way. No amount of fiddling around with those machines can change it is impossible for them to ever get that hot. They are not designed to EVER be able to reach that temperature, not even close. It could never actually happen, glad you never went on a second date with someone so clueless. The worst part is the scene originally was going to have them die a different way. While very convoluted, basically it would end with the girls getting electrocuted from the tanning beds due to convenient 4D chess from Death. Ridiculous? Absolutely. But getting electrocuted in a convoluted freak accident is far more likely than the impossible of being cooked alive by tanning beds that physically cannot ever reach those temperatures.

[@Soapy-chan]

​@@TheGamingAngel18out of curiosity, isn't the thing that tannes you basically UV light or something like that and not heat?

[@cluelesslink16]

'Lincoln went to hell because he freed the slaves..............' - Rags

[@sparkypack]

😔 poor Lincoln..

[@Sonamyfan875]

Based

[@rhyscallinan8891]

And then they had his death being a conspiracy in the movie. So Rags is either a fortune teller or death might be following him.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Thanks to Rags for bringing up characters. FD 1: Lead guy and girl go around trying hard to save friends and watch them die and lead guy is deeper and deeper into being a suspect. Its a risk and some amount of stakes. FD2: Lead girl manages to survive but is fu*ked in the head by the end and...kinda does the sane thing by committing herself to a padded cell in an asylum. FD3: Mary Elizabeth Winstead is a cute plain jane. Look, she's crying. Aww! You spent half the movie looking at pictures and pointing at things around you from the pictures while standing there as people got killed. And half of the reactions to heads being crushed and such, isn't even realistic. They don't even spend time on her processing the deaths as they happen. Only once after the roller coaster disaster.

[@jcore0981]

So a couple of swords on a plaque on a wall, which were up there God knows how long, were able to cut clean through steel wires holding up massive weights. Fuck hanging those, the military needs to get their hands on them.

[@k.c.3425]

The remake will be super self-aware and be titled "The Actual Final Destination This Time, We Promise".

[@Hemobuds]

The "All I Do Is Win" bit had me dying, great work as always.

[@EpicJasonX9000]

in the next Final Destination video, I want MauLer to replace the sound effect of that camera with the Neuralizer from Men In Black.

[@davidmendez3899]

I hope you guys still remember stuff about Karen when you get to the next one.⛓🔥⛓🙎🏻‍♂💔🙎🏿‍♂☮

[@MeHighCheekSentMeHigh]

This is a very homosexual comment...

[@davidmendez3899]

@@MeHighCheekSentMeHigh it is very flaming 🗿

[@cranberryrosebud]

Does someone die from whips and chains? Or door swords? Or confederate soap??

[@electricbayonet2]

Wait, hold up. So is the implication of the 9/11 picture that in Final Destination 1.5, Death caused some kind of absurd Rube Goldberg-y chain of events that ended with 9/11? Or did some guy escape death pre-9/11, and then Tony Todd orchestrated 9/11 to kill him? Is the grand twist of this that the employees of Death, Incorporated just haven’t realized that photographs can detect what they’re about to do, so poor Jerry Death has been getting reamed for perceived incompetence by his boss for the last two centuries?

[@Rannos22]

In the final destination universe 9-11 was an unfortunate accident Uhh twice

[@rhyscallinan8891]

The plane survived deaths plan, so it orchestrated the deaths of hundreds just to end it.

[@dodojesus4529]

​@@Rannos22 *thrice...with gusto

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

The gym scene still makes me laugh to this day. 😂

[@theBlackFox15]

Wow, that was so much worse than the last two. Fun watch but holy cow I was not expecting it to be this awful. Can't wait for next week to see how worse it gets 😁

[@sparkypack]

🎢👀

[@spenser9908]

Watch them first and make your own mind up.

[@rhyscallinan8891]

Yeah it's dogshit. Though I wonder about the next one.

[@Sharicite]

Rags and his random accurate guesses, god damn

[@JehovahsThicness]

Aww, I thought the horse would kick him in the chest with a cut to "what cha bring me".

[@MrThomasHart]

This movie was so cheap, it got a senior discount, and the lead actress got a senior Ewan McGregor

[@connerfloyd3894]

The train scene reminded me of the Call of duty train where it keeps exploding and the cars keep flying over you. Its Like a minute long train crash

[@benjamingrant5970]

The MCU's Phase 4 is an even longer train crash,been going on for about 2 years now....

[@rhyscallinan8891]

@@benjamingrant5970 We had our premonition from Captain Marvel.

[@ridderjaim3]

Train go boom

[@sigmacademy]

21:44. Can we appreciated that of all the creative deaths in Final Destination, having plastic earphones on in a tanning machine should technically have melted in their ears was one they missed? *sigh*

[@SabbyNeko]

Okay, okay, hear me out here... Final Destination: Origins. Rose didn't get on the Titanic.

[@jackmerrick7419]

And to keep in tradition of the events happening far sooner than they did during the premonition, the ship sinks in the harbour

[@pieminator6969]

Tonight on _'Final Destination':_ Death pours water on electric device, shenanigans ensues!

[@MrJentu]

I’m a fan of the theory that says, the guy on the subway at the end singing the song IS death.

[@Zeddyboi86]

Best character in the movie was The Devil statue voiced by Tony Todd. :)

[@jeebuschristos8423]

49:36 Was the top half of his corpse STILL attempting to give her the finger via its' final death rattles?

[@xel1673]

46:38 It's not even just having the horse there as fireworks are about to go off. I find it more ridiculous and hilarious that the only thing they had to keep the 1200 lb horse in place was small, wooden stake in the ground. That's like using a chopstick in the ground to keep your Golden Retriever from running off.

[@Soapy-chan]

chopsticks, famous to be the kryptonite of golden retrievers.

[@specialgamer0072]

War horses: can charge into battles despite explosions, bullets, and obstacles This film’s horse: gets spooked by fireworks

[@rhyscallinan8891]

Man the before 1950s was awesome.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

More like Final Breastination.

[@fourthdrawerdown6297]

Mary Elizabeth Winsteads’ character is clearly a confidence trickster in this movie. She has perfected the technique of predicting events after they happen.🤔

[@sparkypack]

44:14 🐺 Wolf makes an appearance!

[@jtdavie9466]

YMS: “what if god and death are the same thing?” Me: realizing that Final Destination takes place in the same universe as Berserk 😂

[@jeebuschristos8423]

51:08 Sooooooo... all those subway stops are murderers and murderees? This movie has a bizarre sense of set design versus quality scriptwriting... and they went with the set design...

[@bad-people6510]

25:10 That's not even remotely where Lincoln was shot. He was shot in the back of the base of the skull. There isn't even anything vital where that line is, that would have been a grazing headwound and a bad concussion.

[@garethorn2584]

Rewatching these movies reminds me of a 2002 movie called Ghost Ship. These deaths never really stuck to me or were that scary but the opening scene from GS really left such an impact in my young child brain that I still get reminded of it occasionally today.

[@MAGAMAN]

The electrical next to water reminds me of a video I saw of a guy putting an outlet right next to his toilet so he could power "butt washer"(not sure of the spelling of the proper name). Not only did he put it right next to the toilet, he put it right next to the water shutoff valve for the toilet, because those never leak, right.

[@lokiswager]

Bidet is the proper name lol

[@totalmadness3561]

Personally, I think the picture concept could've worked IF it was after the incident, making it seem like ruining Death's plan got his attention

[@spenser9908]

How have none of you people referenced The Omen yet?

[@rhyscallinan8891]

Or that the camera was given to them by Tony Todd, having a special camera, just cut out all the conspiracy theory shit.

[@Right_Said_Brett]

@34:45 - That's not how nail guns work! You can't just shoot nails out at pigeons, as though it were a rifle or some such. If you try shooting a nail from a nail gun, without pressing the nail gun against a surface, then the nail will shoot out and drop straight down.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

48:05 at this point I am more inclined to believe this is actually Binky, Death's horse. :) Btw, if a horse kicks you in the chest with the back legs, you cannot get up or even talk for minutes, and you'll likely have broken ribs

[@timleobmusic3401]

"Those swords can cut through wires?" Based on how often the equipment at the gym I go to is out of order, the wire is amazingly shit

[@Zephyr61621]

As a burn victim the tanning bed death do be hitting different

[@maxscheu5663]

I think death leaves clues or premonitions out of a sense of cosmic fairness or something

[@alzaelnext638]

The later canon is that Death is literally just fucking with them for his own amusement. That's why Death lets them see his plans and sometimes seems to break the "rules", because there aren't any actual rules to it. He's just letting the humans think there are rules to give them hope before he kills them. But sometimes the humans will do something to annoy him or for some other reason he'll just strike them down out of turn.

[@ProxyDoug]

@@alzaelnext638 We need a Death Note mashup with this series so we can get some rules and a proper villain... wait, that's just Saw.

[@rhyscallinan8891]

The pigeon scene from 2 is just death fucking with them. "It's the pigeons" *chases pigeons to get crushed by glass*.

[@bloodygypsy3740]

Final destination is really just set in the Death Note universe, and the gods of death are just messing around with how elaborate the deaths can be

[@EggieBoi1284]

Seems strange to me that they wouldnt let someone off a roller coaster whos asking to get off before it goes, especially when they just let 6 people off before him

[@BuckarooBoya]

I already don't like roller-coasters so if someone starts freaking out about it then my ass is gone

[@richardduska1558]

54:55 I just interpret it as death saying "Oh yeah! you can predict EVERYTHING!? Ok! Here! My WHOOOOOOLE plan! Try dodging this!"

[@ericv00]

"You Watch Them Die: The Movie" actually sounds like a plausible 2000's self-aware movie title.

[@EndlessVacuum]

Death: Random teenagers! I'm coming to kill you! In various locations and in convoluted ways! Interviewer: In a premonition? Death: No! In real life!

[@FeatherRanching]

Huh, I wonder if Rian Johnson was called in to subvert our expectations here. They're underwhelming enough that it feels like him.

[@clintbeastwood5116]

Man. I was blown away by how cool some of the practical effects in 2 were and this literally opens with a heaping fuckton of awful CGI.

[@spenser9908]

It's the opening credits, it's not meant to be literal, it's stylised.

[@drezbrown1382]

*sees guy kill pigeons at his job* ‘OMG, why would you do that, you crazy fuck 😮’ I don’t know, man, retail can change people

[@sparkypack]

EFAP does not stand for such cruelty! 🕊️ Plus, pigeons are gentle fellows just trying to get by.

[@drezbrown1382]

@@sparkypack agreed lol

[@rhyscallinan8891]

Even Mauler, who used to work in retail, is not okay with this. Shows how out of line Emo was.

[@ManiacalForeigner]

55:05 Excuse me, is anyone gonna acknowledge the actor named TEXAS BATTLE?!

[@ProxyDoug]

Now that you pointed that out, that entire scene makes sense.

[@azraelbokor247]

A good Halloween movie for the gang to watch, House on Haunted Hill. It's hilarious, plus mauler may enjoy that Spike appears as an extra in the beginning of the movie

[@samwallaceart288]

I can't tell if camera lady is about to tell us to hit the bell next to the subscribe button or if she's summoning a Deadra

[@feliperisseto9113]

"We are all equal in death's eyes". That's not true at all, the movie is saying otherwise.

[@jonsimpson6240]

Maybe it's just the modern Era where the premonitions become more avoidable. Before you would get a premonition of something and have no way of avoiding it because it would be like "the ship you are on is going to sink" but because the premonition happens just before the event your weeks long trip would be part way through and you'd have no way to avoid it.

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

I haven't heard Frongaloid belly laugh this much over actual years ahahaha

[@Kernwadi]

"Objectivity is objective, in my subjective opinion." -Bilbo Baggins

[@tannhausergate7162]

For some reason this makes me want to play Rollercoaster Tycoon again.

[@mantha6912]

If you don't have at least one "pen" full of trapped guests, you're playing the game wrong.

[@nont18411]

The Goth guy has the same vibe as “Take their wheels and leave them.” The difference is that unlike the Goth guy, the harfoot is portrayed as a hero.

[@shadowthedragon7151]

Dude there was an actor named "Texas Battle" edit: 55:11

[@sophisticautistic5453]

If my memory serves me right... In this movie, Mary Elizabeth Winstead didn't know how to drive so they got a stand in to drive for her... But Kris Lemche was taught how to drive a forklift and it took her two days to learn that. Edit: autocorrect thought Kris Lemche is a woman.

[@darkpuppetlordful]

I love my girls Forklift Certified©️

[@nont18411]

Don’t worry. She also doesn’t know how not to have a relationship with a married man as well.

[@Haterator]

I bet the guys and gals are thrilled for Final Destination 6.

[@TheTimberwolf44]

As someone who works overnights at a home depot, this frankly disgusted me. That's just not how ANY of that works, and whoever allowed these dumbasses near heavy equipment should be fired.