EFAP TV: Reacting to The Mandalorian S03E01 - The Apostate

[@Arko777777]

Don't you love how Bo-Katan sits there on the throne like a literal NPC waiting for a protagonist?

[@Hollyclown]

That whole episode went exactly like a side quest out of Skyrim or Fallout.

[@andrewvaldez8866]

@@Hollyclown why are you being mean to Skyrim the Yarl at least moves to his bedroom lol

[@LN997-i8x]

@@Hollyclown Only worse, because this show has loading screens. That near identical transition through the clouds that both Mando _and_ Bo had to go through gave off serious level transition vibes.

[@ivanhenderson31]

Apparently has nothing important to do...lile most rulers....or normal fucking people🤡

[@Сайтамен]

This whole show is an RPG. Even Fallen Order game has more story and character progression. Although the second episode already was about the mines of Mandalore, I thought it was gonna be the season finale...

[@PlaguedCreations]

For every new Mandolorian recruit, 5 are eaten by the crocodile...

[@Kernwadi]

Sounds reasonable...

[@micky6j]

this is the way weeeeooooo

[@catsquidcatoverlord9842]

Why do you think there are so few of them?

[@HerohammerStudios]

That's okay. They spontaneously repopulate the next day. This is the way.

[@HisNameWasCrazy]

Mando is such a Gary Sue he's even able to invade his own childhood flashback.

[@DraconisMarchVII]

Gary Stu*

[@darthmuppetthehungry]

😮

[@comingstorm275]

Didmt age well after ep2

[@HisNameWasCrazy]

@@comingstorm275 yeah, Mando is selectively great at everything and completely useless depending on what the writers want

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Sounds like a skit you’d see from Xavier: Renegade Angel.

[@Arko777777]

Andor: 2 people die, the whole story is triggered by this. Mando: 4 people die, because they wanted to drink at a bar which is a school now.

[@matthewcollins4773]

That is the hill they will literally die on: insisting that they be served drinks in a school rather than in the mayor's office where they can negotiate some sort of arrangement with him. Have we seen dumber villains anywhere, even in the mess that is Disney Star Wars?

[@p51cMustangFUYTGIVEMEBACK]

hey... theres actually a consequence in mando... i didnt notice at first

[@Zed012]

They should have just poured them a cup of Elmer’s after the guy insisted for the third time.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Also, play that through: The pirates walk in, see its a school and not a bar. What was the plan? Kill younglings? This show is supposedly a Western and they couldn't find a better excuse for a stand-off. How about the pirates are hunting for SOME Mandolorian to settle a score about a bounty and our retard Mando just happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time? Convenient, I know. But it'd be better than, "I want to drink in this bar... That's not a bar... I don't care."

[@alexhayden219]

@@matthewcollins4773 I could be wrong, but I don't think so.

[@aquapuppy9838]

"I need THIS robot, because it's the only one I trust." That should no longer be the case after it tries to kill him.

[@UnendedGalaxy]

He couldn't have just bought another that he could program to his liking, or salvage a BX-series Commando Droid. The best thing to do is to reactivate something that decided to kill him and shouldn't be in that shape to begin with.

[@lukeb8526]

@@UnendedGalaxy Spoilers (as if there is a reason to care), but it turns out in episode 2 that a rusty old astromech will work, so Mando has absolutely no reason at all to want a droid that shouldn't logically exist anyway. I guess they just needed the pirate action scene that shouldn't have happened because police are a thing? Nothing in this show makes sense.

[@Сайтамен]

Why does he need a droid at all? He survived stomach acid in his armour!

[@Сайтамен]

​@@lukeb8526 I read the leaks that IG-11 is going to be an exoskeleton for Grogu and he will shoot stormtroopers sitting in it...John Favreau really can't stop doing Iron Man...

[@roodmilk8258]

Bro its a robot replace his hard drive or summin

[@MoonlitMarch]

I love how the entirety of the Mandalorian cult would have been wiped out by a big croc if Din hadn't decided to visit at the right time

[@samwallaceart288]

It's alright; the clan and the croc were waiting for Din to show up

[@Hollyclown]

Mandalorians believing their planet is destroyed without checking if that’s true despite having the resources, is like that one Monty Python skit when the guy isn’t actually dead. “I’m not dead yet!”

[@Bannschwert]

This gets so much worse in Ep 2. It's incredible... Bo Katan is living on a planet in the same system, has a functioning droid, a ship and a Mandalorian armour, that can be hermetically sealed. She could have just gone and checked and be back for supper. Or just send a probe droid. She even doubted, Mandalore was poisend/cursed in the first place. It's amazing. The writing is a gift that keeps on gi... shitting in your face.

[@williamcronshaw5262]

@@Bannschwert Which brings up something else; The Empire destroyed Mandalore but just left the other habitable planets in the area alone? Especially one that's apparently only a few minutes away and has a Mandalorian castle on it? I know the Empire is just canonically stupid now but god damn, the Mandalorians lost to them so what does that say about them?

[@Hollyclown]

@@williamcronshaw5262 which also opens up the fact that they lose. I mean, they have access to minerals that are literally indestructible that can be turned into armor and weapons. So they must be that dumb to not utilize such a resource to it’s fullest, despite them being a warrior based society.

[@Сайтамен]

​@@williamcronshaw5262 Is she on Concordia, the moon of Mandalore from Clone Wars?

[@springheelzach812]

@@Сайтамен no she's on a different moon Concordia is mentioned and shown tho

[@Eficiente_VSB]

When I saw that first fight against that big fish monster and they all acted dumb as f*ck, and my family didn't seem to have a clue of any issue, I knew I would have a blast watching EFAP destroy that scene.

[@happynihilist2573]

1st off: - Crodile, it's just a normal crocodile but big 2nd off: - get a new family

[@Eficiente_VSB]

@@happynihilist2573 Forgot. It happens with people, that's a pretty neutral joke.

[@SimeonJester]

I'm replying to the top comment again because I want people to see this... I really wanna watch them watch the two Tron films...

[@sparkypack]

Dingodile 🐊

[@Tedscwa]

I watched it with my family and even they were like "what are they doing" maybe there's hope after all

[@ryanmontgomery9749]

28:15 Mando: "I think he reverted back to his old programming." Fringy: "You think!" Mauler: " You think!" Metal: "Oh, You think!" Greef : "you Think" That was way too funny! XDD!

[@Сайтамен]

Rags: I don't think.

[@countof3everybodyOD]

They fly now

[@dauren7328]

Is it even worth mentioning that Bo Katan was a terrorist/war criminal who dethroned her own sister in order to drag Mandalore into the Clone Wars? Seriously, she is probably the most responsible for Mandalore's destruction; if she(and the Death Watch clan) didn't try to overthrow Dutchess Satine with Darth Maul's help, then Mandalore( and the several thousand other worlds under Mandalore) would still have been neutral in the war, and the Republic/ Empire wouldn't have any way of invading legally. Keep in mind, Satine kept Mandalore neutral and brought about peace...Death Watch and by extention Bo Katan lead their home to war and subsequent ruin.

[@mala6238]

True. Then again, Filoni often forgets about past events, especially ones he himself established - like the passing of the Dark Saber...

[@aquapendulum]

And Din Djarin's cult is even worse than her. The cult is called Children of the Watch, the "Watch" being an obvious reference to the Death Watch. We are now seeing a conflict between the next generations of despicable characters. Who's worth rooting for in this show anymore?

[@nobody2996]

@@aquapendulum Plus, this is the same woman who got pissy that the Republic wouldn't instantly send their forces to invade a nuetral planet WHILE THE REPUBLIC CAPITAL WAS UNDER ATTACK and dethrone the new leader, Maul, who wasn't actually doing anything yet and took the throne through compeltely legitimate means for Mandalorians (challenging the current leader to a duel, which Bo Katan was all for until she was on the losing team). And, according to episode 2, apparently the Watch's creed is a major part of Mandalorian culture by default to the point the royal family pracitised it despite this 'Never take your helmet off' bullshit never being mentioned in Clone Wars even by the hardcore traditionalist faction.

[@lunaticred0]

@@mala6238 he also sorta retconned the origins of the dark saber. In the clone wars pre vizsla states that the saber was simply a family heirloom that was handed down to him when his ancestor helped sack the Jedi temple during the fall of the old republic. But in rebels, they explain that the saber was a major part of mandalorian history, as the saber was owned by “mandalore the great”. Who’s he? Don’t know; rebels never really expanded on it, well beside the cringe fact that his name was tar vizsla and was a “mandalorian-jedi” that made the saber.

[@andrewcrain5422]

@@aquapendulum I just wonder what the rules of the cult even are, and what there connection is to the Resol'nare you know a Mandalorian code that actually made sense.

[@zanderman4059]

Mandalorians in most SW media: I am an elite warrior trained in the art of warfare. I do not care if I win, lose or even die. I live for the thrill of battle and the honour of Mandalore. Mandalorians in the god damn Mandalorian: i shoot grapple at big lizard cuz its one of my abilities :D

[@Arko777777]

Mandalorians learned to grapple and wrestle a giant monsters from Wong and Strange, because using your muscle strength against a giant monster is clearly the superior tactic to anything else.

[@Deadsnake989]

Canderous Ordo from Knights of the old republic made me love the concept of the Mandalorians. Their lore in those games was really sick. Star Wars Republic Commando gave us some really cool Mandalorian themed music to work with. Then this show comes out and it's pretty window dressing coating a giant ball of tism.

[@Unknown-hb3id]

These guys used to go toe-to-toe in full-scale war with the Jedi and the Republic of old. Just one in the right place shifts the balance of galactic conflicts. Where did all that go? Down the Disney drain...

[@Сайтамен]

Well seems like they don't care if they die by crocodile because it's their creed to fight him. You highlighted no contradiction.

[@porkflaps4717]

Most Disney SW media or SW media?

[@blackdragoncyrus]

I can't wait to see Pedro Pascal play a personality black hole again.

[@mistermike4023]

It's understandable why he does that, though I mean, why waste personality here when it can be used on stuff like The Last of Us? Or Wonder Woman 1984? :^)

[@xolotltolox7626]

It's insane how much better he is in WW84 Fucking Wonder Woman 1984

[@thisguydan]

@@mistermike4023 He has personality in The Last of Us? He acts like a guy who's under the influence of a mild sedative. Pascal hasn't had personality since The Red Viper in GoT.

[@aytony4090]

@thisguydan Ehhhh Pedro puts some work into Last of Us. He's at least walking around and there in person on a real set. Then again, he's doing an impersonation that doesn't have the same range that Troy Baker brought to the role so it's lackluster in comparison.

[@SimeonJester]

I'm replying to the top comment because I want people to see this... I really wanna watch them watch the two Tron films...

[@caz1014]

That fight scene with the giant croc against the Mandos reminds me of the trope of "Inverse Ninja Law" were one ninja by itself is a hyper badass killing machine and a group of ninjas are just cannon fodder. You have Mandos not doing the most basic of strategies like flying or hiding in the cave and shooting from a distance, just making them stupid so that the writers can rake up casualties for the fight scene at the expense of making Mandos look dumb. Another example was in S1 with The Blacksmith fighting Stormtroopers and she effortlessly destroys them but here she does dumb shit like charging this clearly blaster immune animal.

[@datzfatz2368]

I thought that one was called "Conversation of Ninjutsu"^^ Inverse Ninja Law sounds great too tho^^

[@caz1014]

@@datzfatz2368 Yeah that too, sometimes tropes have multiple names or different phrases.

[@bearistotle2820]

It also made me wonder how the stormtroopers killed everyone when she can so effortlessly wipe them out. Also, didn't they just leave before the stormtroopers rocked up?

[@tomjames9681]

Rags’ depressing Salt Water crocodile analogy pissed Disney off so much, they put one in Mando.

[@noneed4sleep64]

What analogy was this?

[@Mr.Ian_20XX]

Rags made the comment once before that saltwater crocs don’t need to improve because they’ve gotten so good at what they do there’s no reason to change. Disney has gotten so good at making crap and people buying it that there’s no reason to improve.

[@noneed4sleep64]

@@Mr.Ian_20XX cheers

[@caramelspellman3253]

That starting crocodile scene was like a flashback to how bad that gun train scene was from Boba Fett ! I can't 😂

[@Kernwadi]

People in Florida go through things like this every day.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@Kernwadi Average Australian: “That’s not a Crocodile. Now this here’s a crocodile!” * points toward average pet saltwater crocodile * 🐊 🐊

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Not one helmet came off when that crocodile body-slammed, chewed up, spat out, tail whipped and death rolled over the fucking Mandolorians, who's genius started was to hook themselves to a monster 10x bigger to try and...reign in out of the water? I guess?

[@williamcronshaw5262]

​@@Kernwadi Nah we mostly deal with Alligators. They're smaller and less aggressive than Crocodiles.

[@weareharbinger914]

but the memes Mauler and co made from it were amazing just randomly bringing it up all the time.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

MauLer just giving in and laughing uncontrollably at multiple scenes in this stupid show give me so much life

[@bandigamer8227]

It’s pretty amazing that all the parts of IG-11 that were closest to the grenade explosion were the ones that survived. Imagine if Mando went to repair him and all that was left was a hand.

[@Kernwadi]

Imagine my shock...

[@Сайтамен]

They would repair him Fifth Element style.

[@-Azure.EXE-]

The IG unit of Theseus

[@pedrokantor3997]

That would atleast be more believable.

[@TheKeskisormi]

So Beskar protects you from laser blasts, punches hard enough to dig your helmet to the hull of a ship and Rancor's jaws but not BiggCrocc? Bad guys should have weapons made from THAT.

[@aquapendulum]

Well, concussion damage still exists. There was a reason blunt weapons like warhammers were used to counter plate armor. They are not meant to puncture the plate, you smash them head on to inflict flesh pain to the person inside that plate. Worst case scenario (best case for the attacker), the warhammer can even break bones, without ever penetrating the plate armor. The real issue here is that to introduce concussion damage NOW in this show after 2 seasons of Din Djarin suffering no concussion damage from all the throwing and collisions against hard surfaces is an inconsistency in the show's internal logic.

[@springheelzach812]

@@aquapendulum he suffered concussive damage in season one when a grenade went of near him. also a darktrooper smashing his head into a metal ship hall should 100% have killed him.

[@zanderman4059]

@@aquapendulum I agree with this, please tell Disney that when the rancor throws Din through several buildings and then JUMPS ON TOP OF HIM

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

@aquapendulum you are massively overstating the power of warhammers.

[@dexster8618228]

@@matthiuskoenig3378 In what way? Warhammers and maces we're literally historically used in the way described.

[@newtthegamer3103]

Building the statue of the droid is so dumb because only a select few knows what he did. Every time a kid asks their parents, “Who’s that?” They parents will just say, “I dunno some droid that saved our leader one time.” Also building it out of the body that TOTALLY survived both the explosion and the lava was a GREAT idea! Totally not them backtracking because they need plot stuff.

[@aquapendulum]

I can suspend my disbelief enough for the statue. The select few who knew what IG-11 include Greef Karga. He is the High Magistrate, he can embellish and propagandize that story however he wants and commission whatever statue he wishes to. It would be better for one throwaway line to clarify this issue, like "This droid single-handedly took out a battalion of stormtroopers. Your High Magistrate was there to witness it. Nevarro's independence is built on its sacrifice." broadcasted on the street. There was an idea there, but it can use a redraft.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

At least when L337 "died" the black guy cried like a bitch but then put her to some use into the Millennium Falcon. Now they build statues out of droids. Because every droid is Batman.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

"No one's ever really gone. Because, merchandise." I'm tired of modern media removing the weight from death in writing. Avengers Infinity War was so good because heroes that seemed indestructible actually melted into ash, and those that survived were forever gonna carry that guilt of being incapable and not doing enough to save their friends. That's all undone by "Multiverse, baby! There's countless copies of you and me, that are the same or different as per plot convenience." Death no longer matters.

[@LN997-i8x]

The whole thing is baffling. They apparently respected and admired IG-11 enough that they built a statue in the town square to honor him, but not enough to actually, you know, _fix_ him. Even though his processing core was intact AND they had some of the best droid repair people right down the street. Mando boots him back up in, what, 5 minutes?

[@HerohammerStudios]

​@@valentinegonsalves7322 do you just enjoy being racist for no reason or are you refusing to call him Lando out of principle? I can respect the latter, but the former is just confusing

[@sophisticautistic5453]

Baby Yoda feels like he's there for people with very short attention spans. The downside is that I don't think people will listen to the dialogue scene when it is interupted by Baby Yoda doing something that is completely pointless. It's like a diet verison of shoving in action scenes.

[@Kernwadi]

After the episode where this green goblin ate the children of that lizard lady, I only feel frustration and disgust when he's on screen.

[@Rantsnrambles808]

Well the dialogue is literally just explaining the plot in that moment. “You blew up my ships”

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Remember when "fan service" was just girls and boys getting topless? I'd take that over 'member berries all day. Mando : I NEED to be a Mandolorian. Me : But why?! This is the reverse of "Krypton had its chance!"

[@Bensworth]

You know whats funny, Mando season 1 was never intended to be anything that important. It was a glorified tech demo, meant to show off all the effects and technology that lucasfilm made for their series. It was made to be filler by design to tide viewers over between the more "prestigious" projects. But because Mando had exactly one trick in the form of baby yoda and fans were so starved at the time for anything the seemed passable, Mando season 1 was propelled to a level of notoriety that lucasfilm most definitely didn't expect and that it most definitely didn't deserve. Then we got to see that Kathleen's giant meme wall of all the new pieces of content that were to follow, with things like a boba fett and obi wan show. Various movie projects with aforementioned characters had been trapped in production hell for years, because the creative heads at lucasfilm are a three ring circus that inspire not an ounce of joy. In hindsight the obi wan and boba projects only got out of production hell cause of mandos success, and were desperately rushed out to strike while the mando iron was still hot... and we all know how those turned out. Now all star wars has left is this: a show that was never meant to be anything being torturously stretched out by people without a single creative bone. To say the show is on creative auto pilot would imply that there was ever a direction to begin with, instead of the narrative holding pattern that we have gotten time and time again. What few ideas they have are poorly copied off previous content, akin to feeding random wookieepedia articles into a older writing ai without a shred of wit or context. In other words Star Wars is Over, I haven't even got the urge to watch your guys coverage of it anymore im so numb to it, I can finally rest now.

[@Kernwadi]

"This is a fun fact." -Aragorn

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

“Like too much stupidity spread out over too little substance.” -Bilbo-wan Baginobi

[@TurKlack]

Star Wars Fans are loving it. When you asking them why, they begin to tell you about stuff that didn't happen. Because isntead of pointing out how shit the Show is, they instead fill all the Holes with their own idiocy. Though Failoni started it all with TCW. TCW is shit, and it shits on Star Wars. It's a reboot. And it should be destroyed. I dare you to watch the original 6 Movies and this time with your brain active. The Clones are not victims, the Force is not magic, the Midichlroians are not the Force, Droids are not sentient, they don't think, the TIEs are not meant to be destroyed, the Empire is not evil because haha evil, they have a goal in mind, *Luke. Is. The. LAST. Jedi!* and Jar Jar Binks is comedy Gold compared to the Alien being that can somehow stay an infant for *50 years* and still somehow receive full and proper Jedi training when it was just one year old. Holy fucking shit. Star Wars Fans are the most retarded and idiotic Fan base I have ever seen.

[@Bensworth]

@Bill Clinton Enjoyer yah, but now its gotten to the point that i cant even hate watch it... It inspires not a single emotion anymore

[@pwh1981]

@Bill Clinton Enjoyer I was there. I was there eight years ago... When Kathleen took the reins. I was there the day the strength of Star Wars failed.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

“Like too much stupidity spread out over too little substance.” -Bilbo-wan Baginobi

[@kelp7060]

Nice one ^^ That's possibly my favourite quote of this meme now.

[@MASTERSWORD009]

I kinda forgot this was a thing coming out. Guess I’ll watch along side the Efap boys

[@thedisgruntledjedi8637]

Sad when Disney's unintentional flagship star wars product is barely a blip on most peoples entertainment radar isn't it?

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@thedisgruntledjedi8637 Makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@FunZies.]

Same. Though, I decided to drop Star Wars content entirely after Boba Fett, so I won't be watching this even for free. Andor apparently was decent, so I hear. Is that worth watching?

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@FunZies. It is. Much slower and less action-packed. But when the action starts, it's worth the wait.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@FunZies. And you don't need to believe me, Mauler and the rest watched it and thought it was great.

[@haydendill6288]

In order to be forgiven, you must go touch grass on Mandalore.

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Bo Katan: "Mando! There *is* no grass on Mandalore! The Imperials burnt it to ash."

[@Сайтамен]

​@@johannesseyfried7933 This is the way...

[@MrBronsen15]

I must stay on mandalore, replant and tend to the grass. But first I need some seeds. I need to go and see Greef Farmer in the Crop sector, he will show me where to find Cletus, he will be able to help me

[@iamzod]

lol so pumped for this. What a golden age of entertainment when I look forward to the EFAP react more than the actual show :D

[@codemanthe2nd343]

19:55 You nailed it. Those hyperspace squid things are "a Rebels thing"

[@willelmore58]

1. I thought it was hilarious that at the baptism, there's some schleem trying to us a flamethrower on a monster that's 1) clearly out of reach and 2) not phased by blasters. Like, is he gonna try and slow-cook it to death? 2. I think the reason they wanted the droid back is so that, yes, they can sell new toys, but also they need someone who will pal around with Mando that's recognizable. But they can't use Cara Dune anymore. I suppose they could go with Bill Burr and give him a new personality like they did last time, but if he shows up at all, it'll likely only be for an episode or two. Start of episode: Mando has to go to Mandalore to take a bath. End of episode: Mando has to go to Mandalore to take a bath.

[@Arko777777]

Can we talk about the fight with a giant crocodile? Why are the elite cast of warriors this incompetent exactly? They even tried to do "pull the giant monster with your muscle strength" thing from Multiverse of Madness.

[@sparkypack]

Madalorians < Fringy's Dingodile 🐊

[@FunZies.]

Can we talk about how the giant croc emerged from *_shallow_* waters?!

[@theraven268]

How are they so incompetent?!?! This is the 3rd season of a surprisingly popular show! After seeing Bobba and Obi crash and burn they should have poured everything they could into making this first episode fucking perfect and they start of with THAT?!?!? This franchise is over people, please allow it to die already.

[@SkintSNIPER262]

Because they're not real Mandalorians. They're a heavily bastardization of Mandos.

[@Fluke2Win]

Mandope: "I hate droids" Also Mandope: "watch me wire power to reactivate this droid"

[@MagnusTNT]

The hyper space whales are Purrgil, from Rebels. They will probably be relevant in the Ahsoka series

[@lunaticred0]

They’re gonna absolutely make up a BS explanation on how Thrawn and Ezra are somehow alive are they.

[@YourHuckleberry99]

​@@lunaticred0 Ezra isn't that old tho, Thrawn is definitely older

[@mawrak]

I hate these things so much

[@Сайтамен]

​@@YourHuckleberry99 But they both jumped into hyperspace with opened windows...

[@jonathancullis9155]

@@lunaticred0 Thrawn and Ezra were never dead though. That's just not how Star Wars works. We've also known we're getting live action versions of them for years at this point.

[@DailyDoseMain]

So I've been thinking about this and I think the other mandos are playing a prank on din, I bet when he's not around they all take off their helmets. That's why in season one he finds a pile of helmets but nothing else, they all ran off to keep up the prank. Minor spoilers for 3/2 but Bo Katan says that the royal family of mandalore took the creed, but in the clone wars her sister never wore the armor. Infact in the clone wars mandalorians are mostly pacifists They're just pulling one over on din this hole time

[@miep3934]

That makes way too much sense...

[@Сайтамен]

That's the longest prank in history. Even longer than what Jim Carrey pulled in Dumb and Dumber 2.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

The EFap crew need to read this. Up you go!

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Plot Twist: One of the Mandolorians IS Jim Carey.

[@dragonknightleader1]

Not only that, the reason why Mandalorian civilization collapsed was caused by Bo-Katan deposing her own sister and accidentally replacing her with Darth Maul.

[@TheSharkIsWorking_23]

The easiest set-up for Din’s character was right there for Favreau. Why would Mando want to be part of this creed which restricts him to the helmet? Have him say “screw this” and leave the creed. Except he still possesses the dark saber which conflicts him to rule Mandalore which he does not want. He has to figure out his true self. AT LEAST THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING!

[@aquapendulum]

People who watched Clone Wars 2008 are groaning over this character's devotion to his cult. Why? Short answer: They follow the footsteps of Darth Maul's co-conspirators. Long answer: The cult's name is "Children of the Watch". Based on the fact that the cult survived the purge by staying on Concordia and their name, there is only one conclusion to make: The "Watch" in their name refers to the Death Watch who also made Concordia their hide-out. The Death Watch in Clone Wars 2008 were seditionists, they conspired with Darth Maul to assassinate the incumbent leader of Mandalore during the Mandalorian Civil War arc of the show. People with an eye for details have also spotted the Death Watch symbol on the armor of some Mandalorians during the giant croc fight (Pay attention to the ones who planted explosives on he back of the croc, the symbol is painted white). That's right, SEASON 3 HAS CANONIZED THE THEORY THAT THIS CULT DESCENDED FROM DARTH MAUL'S CO-CONSPIRATORS.

[@Сайтамен]

​@@aquapendulum I mean we knew this from season 2 already, not sure how this is relevant. And why would people want him to stay loyal to that code when Death Watch were the bad guys?

[@aquapendulum]

@@Сайтамен Before S3, the connection to the Death Watch has only been very vague and inconclusive. The CotW hiding on Concordia was not even in The Mandalorian proper, it was in Book of Boba Fett iirc. Bo-Katan turning up her nose at Din's cult in S2 could have been for a number of reasons. But the symbol on the armor in S3 was the smoking gun. No more theory, that symbol is as conclusive as it can get. Clone Wars 2008 viewers are cringing over this because most of the nu-fans that Star Wars acquired through Mandalorian don't even know about this tainted legacy. Filoni's habit of retconning old canon is not new, but neither is his success in constantly fooling new fans.

[@ding4634]

The space squids are, unfortunately, a Rebels thing. If I remember right, they were added in the final season specifically to send Thrawn and Ezra, the main character of that show, away. Since Disney has no reason to show the squids other than as foreshadowing for the return of Thrawn, a character that people care about, or Ezra, a guy, I imagine we'll be seeing that this season. Or it'll be a teaser at the end.

[@coreyschultz7245]

"Ezra, a guy" lmao that is perfect! 4 seasons and they couldn't manage to make him likeable or interesting

[@AAhmou]

@@coreyschultz7245 One of the worst characters in the show, seriously. I found that one recovered Imperial logistical droid much more interesting in its limited screen-time than Erza was.

[@Сайтамен]

​@@coreyschultz7245 He was likeable after first season.

[@Indigo_Gaming]

This episode has all the pointless meandering of a bad GTA side mission. I was shocked that I didn't see a big, fat *MISSION PASSED, RESPECT+* popup at the end of it.

[@jijasparks]

I love how Mando can sharpshoot 4 people in 1 second and show amazing aiming in space fight, but cant hit crawling robot 2 feet from him

[@deamongimli]

The Silhouette Space Whales: Those are Purrgil. They were introduced in Rebels. They are literally just space whales that can travel through hyperspace and are often blamed by pilots for causing crashes. In rebels they say that Hyperdrive technology was originally inspired by the Purrgil's ability. Oh, also Ezra (Rebels' teenager jedi protagonist) used them to defeat Grand Admiral Thrawn. Sort of. They were both last seen being carried into hyperspace by a school of Purrgil. So yeah. That happened.

[@FxCalibur]

Its hilarious that one of the most celebrated EU villians, brought back in to bring back ratings and show good will, was felted by a fucking whale.

[@alexhayden219]

I'm so happy we still get a little "What'cha bring me?" at the end. That makes it all worth it.

[@TheTimberwolf44]

I love how Bo Katan is living on a planet "I'm the mandalorian system." And not only has never looked to see if the planet is poisoned, but needs this random guy she seems to hate to do it for her.

[@bluemist8737]

Everytime he says 'this is the way' takes me to Rags'sssss 'This is the way the ladies ride' in Mulan the Movie 😂

[@mattarcher8103]

Glad I'm not the only one!

[@leakyboat224]

I've never put those two together because Rags' delivery wasn't deadpan like manolorian, but now I'll associate the two. Thanks 🤣

[@beginnersmessiah]

Efap Mulan is one of the goats

[@itemwizardd]

I watched Andor and had a great time with it. Then I remembered season 3 of Mando was next and thought good writing would say, "Later, Gator." THE GIFT OF PROPHECY IS SOMETIMES MORE OBVIOUS THAN YOU THINK.

[@Backfisch5927]

„I wanna drink“ „This is a school“ „I still wanna drink here, part of this bar is mine“ „Yeah wait let me just get some blue milk cartons and straws for you“

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Just give them some space apple juice from the cafeteria. With how pathetic they made these guys, they’ll get beaten by the stereotypical school bullies dumping them into lockers or garbage cans or something.

[@praiseit4805]

I’m 100% convinced they hire a guy to do the cool paintings at the end and then say “now how do we put as many of these scenes into one episode as possible?”

[@aprilblues3202]

Literally though. I can’t remember where, but I think in ride of skywalker conus content JJ Abrams said that most of the writing process was looking at the cool concept art and trying to string it together into a story. I wouldn’t be surprised if Mandalorian functioned in a similar way.

[@jackwhite2654]

After that opening scene, ive realized that bad fight choreography is the secret to comedy

[@suijin1234567890]

If they care enough about a droid to make a statue of him, why haven't they fixed him themselves? Surely if it was possible to bring a local hero back from the dead, you would have already done that, right?

[@Dutch_man20]

That’s a really good point

[@aquapendulum]

To be fair, the same episode established that the replacement parts for IG models are not sold around there anymore. The real issue is slightly less serious: if Greef had tried doing that already only to run in to that issue, he should have told Din right off the bat. Favreau and Filoni never redraft scripts and here is Exhibit A.

[@suijin1234567890]

@@aquapendulum That was actually what I was referring to: if there was any chance it could have worked, they should have at least tried, but they clearly didn't. Edit: remember, Mando the droidphobe managed to reactivate him when they had renowned droidsmiths on the planet.

[@hydr3537]

"You want me to eat this? This isnt empty calories, this is just a picture of a burger!"

[@miep3934]

Nah, Mando isn't a picture of a Burger. It's a drawing of a burger made in crayon

[@lacidar3752]

No, that has charm and sincerity.

[@GodlessLawman]

Five cameos in the first episode. Boy, they must have a LOT of faith in their plot and characters…

[@AndreAConquerorII]

A moment that absolutely cracks me up is at 15:55 The blacksmith lady swings her hammer, only for the big croc to push her away from the right. Thing is... What the fuck she was swinging at?! She was facing away from the camera, even slightly turned to the left, but there is NOTHING there. You can't even say at the croc out of frame, because its blow comes almost directly from behind her, so this can only lead me to believe the crew got her swinging at a random direction and then magicked the monster from out of frame to make her fall. Truely, FANTASTIC action corehography

[@stevelucky7579]

Robot Mickey: *picks up an employee slams him on the ground* Congratulations, you’ve been recruited by special forces huha.

[@RoderickR07]

Good old Dave Filoni, even in his own work, he doesn't care about continuity.

[@SolarDragon007]

He was always a hack as far as I'm concerned.

[@matthewdenz1045]

Fringy making happy Australian noises at the big crocodile death rolling

[@davidmendez3899]

This show: we need to show AND tell the audience that this colony has changed also this show: Baby Yoda is back because

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Random background character: “Somehow, Baby Yoda returned!”

[@Сайтамен]

​@@Lobsterwithinternet Mando: It's complicated.

[@matane2465]

I love how inconsistently deep that water was. When the Mando's are in the water, it's like knee or waist deep, but apparently, it's also deep enough to have a giant creature in it that was able to sneak up on them.

[@justsomedoodiler5377]

I miss Andor. It was so intelligent in comparison to this. I feel the desire to pay attention when watching it because of the subtle details and information they sprinkle through the episodes. One of my favorite little details is the run down ship Cassian stays in is the same ship that Maarva surprise adopted him with in episode 3. They don't call attention to it or have B2 say, "I-I remember when Maarva f-flew this ship." Nope. It's just a fun detail that you may or may not notice and I want to rewatch it to see if there are any more subtle things in the background. Aside from Andor, Disney+ shows don't require a rewatch because they hold no mystery, intrigue, or compelling characters.

[@matthewcollins4773]

I appreciate croczilla attempting to shut down the expansion of Mandalorians. "No we're not doing this shit." It tried.

[@j.c.7112]

Mauler: “Baby’s not gonna remember anything you’re saying right now anyway.” Can’t wait for episode 2 coverage lmao.

[@Arko777777]

Good thing Bo-Katan seems to always sit on her throne like a NPC so Grogu could find her. Imagine if she wasn't there.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@Arko777777 Sadly, it seems that even Elderscrolls NPCs have more life to them than Bo-Katan.

[@Сайтамен]

What's there, did Grogu pilot the ship himself?

[@Zzzlol94]

That scene when Mando said "This is the Way" and then he wayed all over boba

[@Kernwadi]

"People call me racist... I can't even drive." -Bilbo Baggins

[@UnendedGalaxy]

Since you asked for information on those space whales, I shall now speak of them. They are referred to as "purrgils", and they are indeed from Star Wars: Rebels. They are in fact the reason the Butchered Blueberry Man lost at the end of that particular series.

[@thundergoat421_6]

It's so awful. Creating lore as to why hyperspace was invented. Because of space squid whales.

[@Сайтамен]

​@@thundergoat421_6 It wasn't invented because of them, what are you on?

[@eidolon1426]

@Thundergoat421 _ First of all, the idiot above me is right. That's not what the space whales were about in Rebels. Secondly, I agree that these particular space whales from Rebels are handled in a cringe way, but the mere *concept* of "hyperspace space whales" was ripped by Filoni from one of like a dozen other sci-fi stories, like Stellaris or even Warhammer 40k. "Space Whales" have been done probably over a hundred times, and the concept isn't stupid on its own. It only falls apart if the writer doesn't justify HOW the space whales survive out in space or jumbled a bunch of other bullshit in there with how they operate. Mind you, Filoni did the bullshit "Force Time-Travel" thing in Rebels, so this man is a fool, to say the least, and I am not happy about technically defending him here, but my understanding of *these* "space whales" is just that I remember Ezra's interactions with them being cringe. Which is probably more because *Ezra* is cringe and not actually anything to do with the space whales, themselves.

[@thundergoat421_6]

@Eidolon 142 They added them in to give a cringe explanation to how people invented hyperspace. So yes, that is why they were added in. To give a awful reason to explain something that didn't need explaining. Much like "Solo" was made up by some fuckoff officer thanks to Solo Story. So basically, you came to the same conclusion with more words lol.

[@eidolon1426]

@Thundergoat421 _ Except that if what you said is even remotely accurate, then the whales having hyperspace capabilities has nothing to do with "inventing hyperspace travel" outside of giving some scientist the "inspiration" for it or something like that. They have basically nothing to do with mechanical hyperspace travel. So I don't know where this inference is coming from. It's not "stupid" or "cringe" to have some guy in-universe notice an alien doing a thing that's pragmatically useful and saying "I'm going to try to replicate that using technology." And it's not even cringe as a "canonical explanation of how hyperspace travel was discovered/invented." Your example of the "Solo" thing is quite drastically far removed from this situation, even if it were to somehow fit in the same category. I can see vague throughlines you could use to connect these two and lump them into the same basket, but... Yeah... they go into the same basket the way Adolf Hitler and Gandhi go in the same basket of "human." Similarities aren't enough to neglect context or severity. Space whales aren't even close to as stupid or cringe as the "Solo" thing. But regardless, the main point being made is that the space whales themselves can be left alone as a thing in this universe. The "Solo" thing, or the interactions Ezra/sapients in general had with the space whales is something we all agree *need* to be *removed* from the canon. Like how Mandalorians are fine, but basically everything about them as stated in *"The* Mandalorian" needs to be expunged. Or like Thrawn from the books we all *want* in this universe, but Thrawn from Rebels we all equally agree must be eradicated from the continuity. We all like the second or third smartest man in the galaxy, we all hate the "Brigadier-General Blueberry Brainrot" who got bitched around by some teenagers. There's a scale here. A little bit more nuance than just "black and white."

[@LawlTwins]

I'm so happy Rags felt the same about the robits going up the stairs haha I died laughing.

[@7hird3ye]

I love how this adventure is to get Mando back to the same spot he was at the start of the show. So much growth! Also, "this robot is my friend". If that were the case then Mando is a shitty fucking friend. Why didn't he try to repair IG-11 if he knew it were a possibility. Barring the fact that it shouldn't be possible, Mando was apparently happy to leave a so called 'friend' as a prop for people to gawk at, right up until he needed him. Talk about a fucking user.

[@hugomungus7306]

Funny how a twelve gauge shotgun is more useful than a clan of mandalorians. If that was Florida, the gator would've been dead in a minute.

[@Nate-ip4qo]

I can't wait till next week where we learn that Mandalore is literally the next planet over from Katie Sackoff. She's going to go there and back in a few minutes of time next episode. She was too lazy to check if the planet was okay herself though. I guess she's got to sit on her throne and watch her stories.

[@aquapendulum]

I don't know what Bo-Katan is supposed to think anymore after episode 1. On one hand, she said the planet has been "poisoned", on the other hand, Din said "You said that the curse was a lie. Make up your mind." and she just avoided addressing that for the rest of their conversation. Nothing makes sense!

[@Сайтамен]

I mean what difference does it make for her if her people have already left?

[@grandarkfang_1482]

If I ever hear the words "Canderous Ordo" or "For Mandalore!" in this show, I'm going to flip my shit.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Mandalore the Ultimate would have dunked on these clowns. Sad to see these chuckleheads replace Mandalore’s Mask with the darksabre. “You know what the Mask means to my people. Without it we are lost, vagabonds wandering the galaxy without a purpose. Recovering the Mask could be the key to restoring Mandalorian honor-and power. Whoever finds it will be hailed as the new leader of the clans. Mandalore will rise again, and the Mandalorians will follow.” - Canderous Ordo

[@Сайтамен]

Who is Ordo Canderous?

[@Сайтамен]

@juscbhbhuvsdsdvbhjwsdv3843 You could explain yourself, since you are so passionate about it.

[@datzfatz2368]

@@Сайтамен hes a very cool and beloved Mandalorian Character from the KOTOR Games. Go look him up if interested. He neato^^

[@petriew2018]

@@Сайтамен a character from the classic Knights of the Old Republic video game. He was a Mandalorian and, unlike basically every other Mandalorian thanks to Disney and Filoni, wasn't a complete and utter moron.

[@forthemanynotthefew5243]

So IG11 tanks blaster bolts, survives an explosion that kills 50 stormtroopers around him and then survives the lava he falls into only to be defeated by a droid pushing a statue over and crushing his head. Guess all that other stuff just weakened it enough, huh. 🙄

[@Herpter_91]

I absolutely despise the fact that IG-11’s remains were just on display in the middle of town

[@fullmetalcrazy191]

IG-11: I have a thermodetonator in the center of my chest for self-destruct reasons. IG-11 Activates self-destruct thermodetonator in chest and explodes. Greef Karga : The only things left we could find afterwards was his chest and head. 🤦‍♂️

[@moemothmann6760]

To be fair, most of those mandalorians in the opening scene haven't been mandalorianing for very long. Maybe a week a most. There were only two left, blacksmith lady and big chungus, in BoBF, so they must have had a recruitment drive between then and now.

[@bad-people6510]

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are 3,720 to TWO.

[@stevesamuals2651]

I checked my mandalorian bingo card, and it looks like the only square I missed was Mando reflecting blaster fire off his armoe

[@noqualityassured5171]

More episodes of Mando man going on side quests and baby Yoda doing cute stuff! I’m creaming from excitement

[@zeroryuj6093]

*Expanded Universe Mandalorians* - Near unkillable warriors forged through endless training and combat on an extremely hostile planet, who learned to fight, kill and tame the most dangerous animal on said planet and ride them into battle, who conquered half the galaxy the hard way and made themselves so infamous and such a threat they made the Jedi council consider genociding their entier race after being forced to fight them for decades as their entire way of life was literally "too dangerous to be left alive". *Disney Mandalorians* Get BTFO'd by Stormtroopers, crocodiles and basically everything that isn't a main character or plot point.

[@nodot17]

Can't wait for Mando to consult Boba (an expert) about bathing in water, as he grew up surrounded by water

[@bingisboy]

I was thinking to myself “okay, Andor set a new precedent, hopefully the beginning of this season will be somewhat competent”. The first fucking scene is a giant monster coming out of nowhere and all of the Mandalorians acting like fucking morons and just chaotically shooting everywhere. The first fucking scene.

[@xel1673]

I'm watching this opening scene with the ritual (and subsequent space-croc attack) and was waiting for all of them to turn to the water and scream "The sea is always right!"

[@sivad1025]

Thank goodness. Cheery EFAP was messing with my internal sense of reality

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Heck, Disney Star Wars has been doing that to me for years. Now, I'm like a 16-year-old after a drunken bender waking up and stumbling around in a haze in a pool of my own vomit surrounded by cops.

[@jasonpratt5126]

I was not disappointed by the Moo Crew's Big-Lipped Alligator Moment!

[@picklepepper900]

For EFAP, those are purrgil. Star Wars version of space whales that were the natural occurrence that ancient people studied to develop hyperdrive tech. Introduced in Rebels and have some significance from that show because Ezra Bridger was able to gain a connection with them through the force. (He seems to have a stronger connection to animals in general throughout the show) He then used that connection to defeat Grand Admiral Thrawn at the end of that show. Which was controversial as an ending.

[@thundergoat421_6]

It's so awful lol.

[@Сайтамен]

​@@thundergoat421_6 I mean, the only way to defeat Thrawn is by an event he couldn't possibly predict. But yeah, that was definitely deus ex machina, I have no idea how did Ezra convince the purgils to follow the Ghost when it will arrive to them and attack Star Destroyers.

[@thundergoat421_6]

@Саша Черняк Could have done it how it was done in the books. They were already paying Zahn royalties for his character (if not then typical Disney.) Hard to tell if Dave cocked it up or Disney made him cock it up. I believe Dave ruined it, given his talent has gotten worse over the years. Hard to keep blaming things on Disney when some projects had creative freedom minus a couple of things.

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

Dave was always overrated, not terrible but not great, but the boost to his ego from the one wars being popular made him worse

[@Сайтамен]

@@thundergoat421_6 Then they would have to spend more time developing Rukh's character and it wouldn't be heroes's victory.

[@electrifyingct4303]

I watched this episode alone and fought, with all my might, to stay awake I watched this episode with EFAP and enjoyed every moment of it

[@nautdead3197]

"That guy is gonna be a minor villian throughout the season" With how often the writers just forget or throw away ideas I wouldn't be so sure

[@thedisgruntledjedi8637]

The 'I took my helmet off' part is actually referencing when he showed Baby Yoda his face before he went with Luke,. He also took it off in the episode with Bill Burr. Both of these were after he took his helmet off for IG-11. It's kind of sad that the show is such a mess that i'ts hard to remember exactly which time they are referencing.

[@Сайтамен]

If he just lied to her, he wouldn't have any problems...

[@thedisgruntledjedi8637]

@@Сайтамен I mean thats one way to look at it yes, Althougth I'd also say if they didnt' have a contrived bullshit rule about not taking your helmet off, this wouldn't be a point in the show at all. (and it shouldn't be)

[@jacobcrist3080]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought the opening was a flashback. It feels so deliberate like you're supposed to think it's a flashback, but I don't understand the point to that at all. Of course, I shouldn't be assuming there is a point to any creative decision in this show. Edit: LMAO I literally also thought they were about to teach that kid how to drink with a helmet on

[@luiseatoll6368]

I'd like to say that in Cowboy Bebop, small, one-man ships have enough fuel to travel around a planet but traveling between planets required a travel through the gate. When they're out of fuel they drift in orbit and the pilot pings anyone for refuel in the hopes of getting out of such a situation. You know where this is going so to cut to the chase, in TLJ the Raddus and several frigates don't have enough fuel to travel even though they're a renegade outfit so being on the run is always expected but this shit relic from decades past could travel between systems throughout the galaxy. This is akin to a model T having no trouble in cross-country travel while a delivery truck does. There's no limit to these ships so why not just "modify" an escape pod while you're at it? The audience is dumb enough to eat it anyway, might as well see how far you could take it.

[@swinno8889]

I love the part where no one was bothered about the 5 dead bodies outside a SCHOOL also later in the ep the pirate guy says mando killed 4 of his brothers so i guess that extra pirate was some random guy

[@jroggs85]

"This isn't a bar anymore, it's a school. If you want a drink, go to the post office we turned into a strip club."

[@johannesseyfried7933]

"Hello, I would like to buy some bread." "That's the third time this week, Steven! I already told you: We turned this bakery into a butcher shop. If you want bread, go to the Night Club that we turned into a bakery."

[@carmandirda]

Little did we know, Mando was the true video game adaptation all along. Look at all the side quests and NPCs!

[@PaladinLagnir]

Someone with editing skills needs to put a distorted version of the Monster Hunter theme over that first action scene. Good lord...

[@sophisticautistic5453]

Is it just me or was I the only one that thought that the first scene with the kid getting his helmet was a flashback of Djin getting the helmet and the twist was that he never swore to take the helmet off? Because that might have made a little more sense as to why the armor smith lady hates Mando (because he is a Mandalorian even though he never pledged himself fully) but NO! Also we are at the point where Star Wars TV shows are just movies that are stretched out to TV show season length because a movie PROBABLY won't make any movie for them, aren't we?

[@Arko777777]

I thought the same, because there were way more Mandos and kid looked like Din, but we both got Rickrolled. You would imagine Armorer lady to be a mother figure to Mando after all this years growing up in this sect, but nah... She still talks to him in private like always... Wouldn't it be way smarter for her to drop the facade while 1on1 with Din and have a meaningful conversation?

[@Сайтамен]

And there were supposed to be only two Mandos left ..

[@bedroombunny9529]

First action scene with the crocodile, turtle thing and all I can say is. It feels good to be back in the sludge of modern Disney, proving that Andor was indeed a fluke.

[@aqua96870]

Oh my god... so many more backpacks that can fly...

[@sparkypack]

They fly now? 😯

[@aqua96870]

@WoollyPack Apparently only as a last resort

[@OrochiKitsune]

Ya know, the talk about how clean the Smithy is? In Film School they repeatedly talk about how people make sets "too clean" because they don't think about how stuff looks when people live there.

[@Twenty-Seven]

You guys always help me snap out of feeling left out for not liking a show. With The Mandolorian, I would try my best to sit through more than one episode, and I just could not. I have to be more truthful with myself and try not to "work" to like a show. Thanks boys.

[@IdioticUlt1mara]

I cannot fucking wait till the reaction to Mando S03E02 considering everything that happened in this episode haha

[@Arko777777]

Can't wait for them to react to Mando forgetting how his helmet works, so he could be captured like an idiot.

[@manofwarandmusic501]

I saw the upload and thought you did LOU part 9 early. The disappointment from the realization is the exact same level of disappointment EFAP has going into the episode. It's perfect.

[@Kernwadi]

At least now we can all agree that this show is terrible.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@Kernwadi That is wishful thinking. You know people are going to love this and blindly defend this swill.

[@Kernwadi]

@@Lobsterwithinternet I was talking more about the EFAP community, but the much is unfortunately true.

[@Сайтамен]

Part 9 didn't come out yet.

[@currentlyeatingpies1274]

One of these episodes is just going to be the whole watch party crying.

[@Dragonitsch]

So, where exactly does mando store that floaty thingy for baby yoda? surely theres not enough space on the starfighter... And oh my god when hes sleeping in that thing my neck starts to hurt just by looking at his resting position.

[@bad-people6510]

"Big tip, when there's a crawly robot trying to kill you, just leave the room." Almost like in 1984 we'd already figured out that for that scenario to work it helps if you injure the protagonist's leg.

[@xel1673]

The space-croc vs Mandalorian fight needs to have the Benny Hill theme playing over it. Edit: I pulled up the Benny Hill theme on KZbin and set it to play at the same time as this EFAP, starting right as the croc attacks. It actually matches pretty well and makes the whole thing + EFAP reactions more hilarious. XD

[@matthewconroy5275]

Yes was so looking forward the crews coverage of this again.

[@Maxdamage_rulz]

The Mandalorians are supposed elite warriors yet a big croc obliterates them with ease to the point if mando didn't show up the smith lady, who is supposedly mega important, would have certainly perished.

[@sparkypack]

Madalorians < Fringy's Dingodile 🐊

[@J__T]

Vane the pirate feels more like a Power Rangers alien than a Star Wars alien...