Eight Crazy Nights - Nostalgia Critic

[@jongon0848]

I asked a Jewish friend of mine if it sucks not having that many Hanukka specials and he told me this... "Nah cuz we got the Rugrats." Fair point.

[@CurtyTails]

All you need is one good one to cherish I suppose. And I totally forgot rugrats did a special on Hanukah. Yet again it was Blues Clues that taught me about Hanukah and Kwanzaa.

[@allamericantrolling]

And like that all the memories of the Rugrats Hanukkah episodes come back

[@tanimation7289]

Can you tell me which episodes are the more Jewish episodes. I mean I know the episodes are real but I do know the names.

[@lLIBER4TORl]

Tommy's grandparents were Jewish. I always liked that theme that played whenever they showed up lol

[@RaphBlade7]

I gotta agree! A Rugrats Chanukah was my introduction to Hanukkah! I also learned about Passover from A Rugrats Passover! Hanukkah specials are more commonplace these days (the Seahorse character's family in Baby Shark's Big Show celebrates it) as people are more aware of the fact not everyone celebrates Christmas!

[@brytonup1551]

I’m not ashamed to admit that the songs in this movie are super catchy and the part where he opens the card is great

[@funnyblog100]

Except when Whitey sings.

[@meatymaggot]

Whitey sounds like my English/Literature teacher XD

[@bitchass8411]

@@funnyblog100 that's a technical foul

[@frankbaz6449]

I watched it again last nite. All I could think was, "People in the oughts actually found this funny! " And that includes me unfortunately..

[@brytonup1551]

@@frankbaz6449 in the oughts? Wdym? And yeaaa the humor got me when I was like 12-13 but the story is still nice and the opening song is a great holiday bummer song

[@tankjones9964]

Want to feel depressed? this is animated by the same studio who did ‘iron giant’

[@JurassicProductions]

spider warrior Damn. And I thought my ex gave me enough depression.

[@lonelyviews1357]

That doesn’t make me depressed, Critic himself even said the animation in this is amazing. This shows me *they* continue to do great work.

[@JurassicProductions]

LonelyVeiws True. What IS depressing however is that their work was wasted. Tons of man hours to such a horrible script.

[@supermariof0521]

@@JurassicProductions Actually this movie was distributed by Sony. Warner Bros. had nothing to do with this.

[@sandernielsen8018]

NOOOOOOOOO.

[@jaysonstrand9160]

I think the concept of the story was good. Having a man be in a bad mood during Hanukah because of what happened when he was young, learning to be a good person would’ve made a great story. It reminds me of Punch Drunk Love, one of Adam Sandler’s best non comedic movies. But the lazy writing, low brow humor and Whitey’s annoying voice just ruined it. It’s just another example of how Sandler can do better. This movie I know could’ve been good if Sandler put more effort. I hope they re-release it and make Whitey less annoying, make Davey less of a jerk and actually improve the jokes. Being honest, I don’t hate this movie as much as NC did but I can see why it’s hated and why it’s bad but it still had some decent moments

[@quarterofdisorder]

Why does the Chinese restaurant man have to be voiced by a Chinese guy. It’s a cartoon

[@williambrydon1170]

@@quarterofdisorder agreed, but in a shit effort to make everyone happy, Rob Schneider is actually one-quarter Filipino; not Chinese but still Asian.

[@quarterofdisorder]

@@williambrydon1170 all is well then

[@mackielunkey2205]

I honestly feel that they should’ve made it better by toning down Davey’s rotten demeanour. Just have him be more of a normal grump that distanced himself from his life after his parents death rather than a full-on asshole. The fact that Davey went to the psychiatric ward and drunk tank before meeting Whitey makes the story more complicated than it should. For example, when young Davey finds about the death of his parents, the scene with Jennifer should be something like this: Jennifer: I’m sorry, Davey. I’m so sorry. Davey: Thanks. Jennifer: You know, you could always celebrate Hanukkah with my family. How about you come to my house tomorrow? Davey: It’s alright. I think I’m better off spending Hanukkah alone. Jennifer: Well, the door’s always open. You can always come to my house. Davey: Thanks, Jen. Happy Hanukkah. Narrator: But he never came to Jennifer’s house, and he eventually became adopted. Davey just drifted away. It’s a much more subtle way of showing how Davey became the way he is now due to his grief. I feel that making Davey sympathetic this way would help us relate to him more. I also would’ve loved it if Whitey was also shown to be in the wrong for telling others about Davey’s backstory without his consent. I think it would’ve made for great development on both sides.

[@cutesyprincess14]

I agree. The idea of a bitter and angry man having to learn to open his heart up again would make a great message for a movie. Just not this movie.

[@Connor_Tyler]

It's a shame for multiple reasons, but one of them is that Adam Sandler is actually really nice. I live in Manchester, NH and that's the town he grew up in, and he comes back a lot. I met him in a restaurant once, and he did seem like a genuinely nice guy, so it's kind of sad so many of his projects end up as rolling dumpster fires.

[@tbone9474]

Well he filled the dumpster with shit and lit the match. His own fault

[@theherst]

What was he like

[@mollydelorenzo6269]

He’s basically a local hero here in New England, and I feel really bad for not finding him funny.

[@shaneyzamora2525]

He needs to find a genre that fits him.

[@dededeeznuts5986]

@@shaneyzamora2525 he just needs to stick to acting and not writing and/or directing

[@haihai9022]

"People may die, but stupidity is forever" That is now my favourite quote

[@roflcopterprods]

didn't age well, did it?

[@weirdova1635]

I mean it’s true

[@75JUNAKI]

Potato Man I know this comment is a year old but ehh: I am the embodiment of stupid

[@haihai9022]

@@rezalustig6773 I've never seen it. Is it any good?

[@SleepDeprivedGinger]

That sounds kinda like the Animaniacs quote: “Wherever there is stupidity, we’ll be there!” Wait....

[@bioluminescentbro179]

The only funny thing about this movie is that instead of drawing a different character for Adam sandler they literally just drew Adam sandler

[@dusto1878]

With abbs

[@aguycalledjamal]

yeah but at the same time it proves one of NC’s points theres no reason to animate this movie so even if this was an intentional joke it’s totally pointless

[@aguycalledjamal]

it also proves the only reason it is animated is to make those disgusting jokes

[@aguycalledjamal]

Finally, like NC said in a much better Adam Sandler movie hotel Transylvania, it actually works for an animated movie, when you think count Dracula you think someone like Gary Oldman from Bram Stoker’s Dracula but then its just Adam Sandler thats funnier because he’s representing an iconic fictional character thats always taken and represented seriously here its just Adam Sandler as a cartoon character sorry for ranting so long i don’t think this movie deserves any credit or hope this is the last one i promise

[@beajohnson3005]

not even that's funny.

[@kidboeger4694]

This movie has such good animation , you don’t see many like it any more

[@coreyb1295]

Looks like the iron giant to me

[@Space_Cowboy.22.]

​@@coreyb1295 because it was made by the same guys who did IG

[@MickeyMouse-lw9hg]

​@@Space_Cowboy.22.for real?

[@Space_Cowboy.22.]

@@MickeyMouse-lw9hg yup. Most notably with how the kids look

[@Darkchao_berserko22]

Such wasted on this movie

[@malango255]

a deer smiling with poop in his teeth........... what the fuck.........

[@TheArceusftw]

I guess it brings literal meaning to the prase "Crap eating grin"?

[@tristanhartup4936]

Welcome to the creative mind of Adam Sandler.

[@SugarSyrupQueen]

+Tristan Hartup "Creative" and "Adam Sandler" don't really fit in the same sentence.

[@tristanhartup4936]

FuryOfAxel I use "creative" in a sarcastic manner

[@phantomzone2725]

You mean, in a "divine" manner?

[@skepticalbaby6912]

You know the worst thing? The store names were used without permission. The companies didn't sponsor the film, so there was no reason for all that product placement...

[@alexanderbeck9337]

Sam Raffield it was a mall scene...it's what you'd see at a mall

[@skepticalbaby6912]

Boltgamer Yeah, obviously, but a lot of people think that they did this because they were sponsored by the companies, which they weren't. I guess they were just afraid to portray Judaism in a movie based on a song about being Jewish...

[@bjam89]

Boltgamer you do know that fake names are a thing they could have used

[@disneydork100]

Skeptical Baby or maybe they read the script and said no. Because this movie sucks.

[@HighSkiez]

Skeptical Baby Is that even legal?

[@ryanc5572]

So the majority of the movie is Adam Sandler talking to himself? Hmm...

[@cybertek3188]

Ryan C Basically.

[@mr.chrisr-c3767]

He justin roilanded before it was cool

[@talynhastime9343]

+Ryan C Well, that was the case with many Looney Toons cartoons, wasn't it?

[@vampiremj3650]

Should I be proud that I gave the 100th like on this comment?

[@batmanthegreat307]

So... multiple personality disorder... fun😐

[@ImDimiko]

I loved this movie as a kid. I was super ignorant to good writing but this movie will always hold a special place in my heart

[@ImDimiko]

@frays7764i use to stay the night at my friends house and this was his dads favorite movie. we would watch it like twice a month. i’ve watched it recently and the jokes do fall flat but my nostalgia for it keeps it up there as a good movie lol

[@jiananlee5482]

Reading your comment makes me so sad that you were exposed to such horrible horseshit as a kid. My childhood was filled with classics like Lion King, The 39 steps, The man who knew too much, Ben-Hur, Gone with the wind, Roman Holiday and many more. My parents were pretty strict on moulding my good tastes and instincts when detecting bad movies.

[@ImDimiko]

@@jiananlee5482 i never said my childhood wasn’t filled with those types of movies. i was just saying as a kid i never noticed the terrible writing in movies but still enjoyed them. i grew up watching Forrest Gump and the Green Mile. also the Iron giant was fantastic and i loved it as a child. nostalgia does save some movies even though they have bad writing.

[@landonhudson9726]

@@jiananlee5482I never knew it was possible to make your kids enjoy Hitchcock.

[@ddot4516]

I loved this movie as a kid. Then again i wasn’t exactly a good kid. So how could i like good movies. 😅

[@ztslovebird]

How to fix this movie: 1) Cut Rob Schneider and his characters. 2) Cut the bathroom jokes. 3) Give Davey a soul (bonding with the basketball kids, reconnecting with Jennifer, finding common ground with Whitey and his sister, no rampages and outbursts of douchery without justifiable cause). 4) Rename Whitey something more real-sounding, tone down his oddities (I.e. cut hairy ass and spasm attacks, or turn the spasms into something important like epilepsy that leads to dramatic tension later), and give him a more subtle actor (like Ed Asner). 5) Tie this back to Hanukkah! Seriously - when does Hanukkah ever become important to this story? Why bother setting it around Hanukkah if the holiday itself never comes into play?

[@ztslovebird]

***** Eh, maybe not that good. I'll admit it sounds similar to Lifetime's Christmas specials, but better a mediocre Lifetime special than . . . this.

[@pzvideoart9889]

ztslovebird well idk much of actors but I never felt that any of them didn't give effort into their roles but for your (3) (4) (5) (3) davey does have a soul but losing his parents cause his warm heart to turn to ice mention in song and whole movie he couldn't have been nice to those basketball kids cause it was still showing how ass davey was just because it's how he's always been after the death of his parents. he does reconnect with Jennifer and so much so she was the only one in the room who let him speak finding his actions reedemable by sticking up for whitey and seeing tears in her eyes showing he's change and grew a soul. common ground with whiety and sister he does at the end when he sticks up for whiety and convinces everyone to give whiety what he's always wanted his whole life. without those douche moments we wouldn't know how bad of an ass he was and how much it take for him to change he really went through a breakthrough in the movie and became a really good guy. (4) real sounding character whiety is anything but normal small, weird feet twin, weird voice, old man you don't give a Morgan Freeman voice to that type of character. his oddities well it's anything but normal but what town doesn't have it's freaks davey just happened to stumble upon that family. (5) the movie was never souly about Hanukkah even in the beggining it never said this was a Hanukkah story no it narrated this was a story about an ass in town named davey stone it's mainly about him Hanukkah did play a role it was the death of his parents which is why he hates those nights the most and is more of an ass on that time even again narrator admits to saying this is tje time of year davey hates most giving davey a reson for that ass behavior you mentioned he should tone back on, but to answer that Hanukkah besides those plot points was never intended to be the main focus or important in movie it's about a boy who's patents die on the holidays and later overcomes holding in the pain and excerting it out on others into letting go of his rough asshole side and letting his pain out in a healthier way while also becoming a man with a soul. you seem to just have a problem with the whole movie in general because the changes you ask for are not minor some movies are just not equal to the watchers taste I recommend a diffrent movie in your case. I liked it❤

[@riverwhite8418]

ztslovebird Now we need a list of how to fix Foodfight!

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

Nelson21st 1 burn every one who worked on it 2 don't make it

[@riverwhite8418]

Ethan Galloway Great plan!

[@StephanieDev]

Whitey's voice kinda reminds me of Pinocchio's voice from Shrek.

[@tudor-paulbalan-tribus2914]

except pinnochio is tolerable and isn't in 70% of the movie.

[@gageperuti5519]

Except not funny and painful to hear.

[@Toby_Price]

Nah, it's gingy's.

[@lilmissrockchick4962]

I kinda saw Mickey mouse in his voice

[@RoachDoggJR.-]

@@lilmissrockchick4962 ...are you ok?

[@ajcaraballo95]

Does anyone else get an Iron Giant/Osmosis Jones vibe from the animation?

[@ink1931]

Those animators worked on this too. :(

[@Enchie]

+The Official Inkwell May they rest in peace.

[@HBarnill]

Osmosis Jones was a pile of shit, and even that was better than this.

[@verycoolnin]

+Henry Barnill Osmosis Jones was a good kids movie. This was not.

[@HBarnill]

+John Howell This wasn't meant for kids. Then again, Osmosis Jones wasn't meant for kids originally (originally PG-13 before studio mandated cuts).

[@seanpaul3362]

So apparently the director of this did the kingdom hearts pilot animatic that leaked recently 🤯

[@mackielunkey2205]

Even funnier is that Dylan Sprouse (one of the KB toys mascots in Eight Crazy Nights) played Yozora in Kingdom Hearts 3.

[@CLDJ227]

@@mackielunkey2205 Yeah the Spouse brothers already worked with Sandler in Big Daddy.

[@thehoodedman4271]

Eugh... not exactly his finest work, huh?

[@geumji2406]

I’d still rather watch this 10 times in a repeat than sit through Jack and Jill

[@BellaHRayne]

You got me there dude...me too.

[@Vinnus0824]

Adam Sandler hated it too

[@xBloodxFangx]

@@Vinnus0824 That honestly says a lot...

[@shelby5809]

I unironically love Jack & Jill. It's such a stupid movie lol.

[@MFool64]

I'd rather watch something else

[@kyellis762]

I thought I'd write out Doug's description of Adam Sandler's old man voice: 'Enjoy how he is in no way worse than Jar Jar Binks singing Bjork while scratching a blackboard with a screaming baby during a fire alarm in a house filled with howling mental patients.' You're welcome.

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drspy1107]

Thank you

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

😂🤣🤣 oh God, I'm gonna kill over

[@josephrowe849]

He's also worse than revving up a V8 engine with Iago from Aladdin singing YMCA while firing up 20 chainsaws with dogs barking during a tornado siren in a barn filled with Vietnamese people getting their spleens pulled out of their asses with dental pliers. You're welcome.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@@josephrowe849 Too much; brain cannot... render sound; too obnoxious. ERROR. ERROR.

[@gmoney66]

One of the things that sucks about the fact that Adam Sandler churns out crappy movies is that, from all accounts, he's a really nice guy.

[@maverickdarkrath4780]

Prog MetalDeity yea when he's in a movie that he didn't write he actually good like growups

[@mr.e_z2300]

Prog MetalDeity jjjjiiisisiwisid7w8xdsssaaasddeerrr

[@misspelicula6251]

That’s why he’s in bad movies. He’ll agree with whatever the directors want even when he probably shouldn’t.

[@YellowGiraffeGal]

I agree. I really like him in Click for example. That movie makes me feel actual feelings.

[@bubbaXzone]

click had cool scenes. But i really didn't like that movie. i like ace ventura pet detetive and bruce almighty! no wait thats jim carry :(

[@xerxes9929]

I watched it as a kid, so it will always hold a special memory. Especially now as an adult and understanding why he felt the way he did. “ I hate love, I hate you, I hate me.” Even if it does have dumb jokes, and he’s fallen off in recent years. Ps. Lil Nicky was the same for me. Nostalgia overliad

[@samanthacarpenter3336]

Me too, plus the music numbers were pretty good honestly. The animation is pretty good, and I think we all knew that one asshole who we all hoped would realize what’s really important in life. A Christmas Story has lots of stereotyping but, people still love it.

[@xerxes9929]

@@samanthacarpenter3336 agreed. The animation is actually fantastic. I never could appriciate it as a kid

[@lShadowdark]

Gues having good or evendecent taste is a blessing not everyone has, i mean have you seen the deers liking the sh1t???

[@xerxes9929]

@@lShadowdark bro.. Classic!

[@FanaticFilmsINC]

Oh dear, he ain't kiddin'.... that voice is just painful :(

[@gaminggoof1542]

That's the worst voice I've ever heard in a movie

[@deoxysandmew2162]

Is it even worse than Toad's voice from SMB cartoon?!

[@TheMrnerdynerdnerd]

Not nearly as bad as Doug's high pitched "angry" voice.

[@ryanhowe5595]

"People may die, but stupidity is forever" So damn true

[@UmmYeahOk]

I know you posted this two years ago, but I can’t think of a better quote for 2020.

[@vtled13tempest]

And 2021

[@chloeevans2569]

FACTS

[@fury5500]

It pains me that really talented animators worked on this film.

[@donnelwaddledee965]

+Lance Clearman Have you seen that animation!? They could've done something worthwhile with the talent they had!

[@battlion507]

+fury The worst part is that its the same animators of The Iron Giant... *sigh*...

[@shadowspider9]

+Tony Davis (Battlion50) I think a piece of my childhood just died from learning that

[@stubbylegs]

+Tony Davis (Battlion50) words cannot describe the sadness in my soul upon reading this....

[@thezachvolt6883]

+fury Can we not forget that *Dylan and Cole Sprouse* played as the KB soldier guys? Sorry if a little part of you died inside.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

16:00 the thing with Jennifer in this film reminded me of a something about Adam sandler films, you ever notice in Adams films that there’s always a single mother with a young boy that becomes the love Interest of adam?

[@ladyalmathea7610]

Me thinks Adam may have a thing for single MILFs 😅

[@TBustah]

You know what's bizarre about the product placements? They weren't even product placements. Seriously, according to the director, Happy Madison didn't get any money for them. They weren't even used with permission. I don't know if the deals fell through for some reason (I could understand Panda Express not wanting people to associate shit-eating deer with their food), Sandler just really likes those brands, or what, but they're kind of just in there.

[@Franky.Busta_Music]

Thats what i love about sandler. He just does what he wants with his buddies. I personally found the movie hilarious, didn't know it was hated.

[@matth5996]

That old man sounds like the gingerbread man from Shrek

[@jaycerrito3142]

And Pinocchio

[@chanteejacques745]

I think so too

[@justafan9399]

At least he wasn’t incredibly irritating and in seventy-percent of those movies.

[@abrahamdavidcortina923]

@@jaycerrito3142 and Mort from Madagascar

[@Grim_Sister]

Minus the charm. Because we spent about 20 minutes with Gingerbread man on total in the shark movies. This is like 80% of the movie. Or as my people would say: Oy Vey Zamir

[@komori88]

"people may die but stupidity is forever" XD

[@ellnats]

that explains most of nick toons out there

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Welcome to the Fucking human race.

[@bluestudios6859]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 XD XD omfg XD

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@@bluestudios6859 Well it's true. Modern Democrats are Socialist Commies, Sky's blue, water is wet, and humanity is up to 76% pure Stupidity.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 I might like some bits of Democracy, but even I can't stand people being idiots, no matter which side of politics they are.

[@grumpystray]

After watching the whole movie I consider whitey being my favorite character, soft spot for the elderly, I think his voice is good, it goes with the comedic affect, the only time I actually cried during this film was when he didn't receive his patch, walking out crying with stones voice saying "nobody even knows you exist" and the biggest part was when he went to the mall and spoke his feelings while crying, that broke me🥺 my second favorite would be the deers, I love the noises that they make, as for certain scenes most of them are cute, except for the ones that involved feces etc, that was just ew, but I think its a pretty good film☺

[@chrisd2051]

Yeah this review was from a time where it was cool to be a snob. The movie was meant to be mean but funny

[@rosykindbunny1313]

I feel so bad for Whitey, and he's probably one of the only redeeming qualities about this movie, aside from the animation and the songs.

[@gracedoubleu]

Critic in this review: "Thanks to the biggest cinematic corporate orgy since Foodfight..." Critic at the beginning of his Foodfight review 2 years later: "What the hell is Foodfight?"

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Oh THANK YOU for bringing up that abomination, I got Vietnam flashbacks of the fugly ass animation and now I cant sleep. Help me, please.

[@jesuschavez5875]

Oooh. Plot Hole. *in Nostalgia Phelous's voice*

[@dogman9291]

@@jesuschavez5875 This episode was released earlier than it shows on youtube. This is a reupload.

[@yetiornot5726]

Does the animation remind anyone else of Iron Giant? I'm gonna take a guess that it's the same department?

[@jackmazeika5594]

Yeti or Not you guessed right

[@daybreakknight6495]

You'd be right

[@chanteejacques745]

Yes

[@DrDolan2000]

Can we watch that instead?

[@cloudlion1610]

I haven’t even seen the movie but PLEASE

[@JoelHanleyJoelHanley]

7:20 Longest. Sarcasm. EVER!!

[@dusto1878]

Change that 7 to a 4

[@salt8044]

I beat that when I was 7. I'm the most sarcastic person you'd ever meet.

[@deoxys3869]

It’s better sped up (2x)

[@xultra_violetx]

Yep

[@Max-iq8hi]

It was unnecessary! He could just imitate googling it and react to it shortly!

[@jalencampbell8807]

I agree with you, Doug. The animation is the most tragic part of this because it’s really really good. It almost looks like something out of Disney. But the shitty writing and jokes ruins it. If you replace the writers who don’t think literal crap is funny with different writers who can do a good comedy and a serious story well and re write the it a few times, this movie could have been something decent.

[@UltimateGamerCC]

i thought it was fine, yeah it got gross and distasteful, but that's like harping on South Park in general ya know? everybody thinks the movie is terrible but i dont really see an issue here, i mean if you dont like Sandler's style of humor that's fine, but that's what i think everyone's problem is with the movie. if anybody else was doing this movie it probably wouldnt be harped on so much, at least that's the vibe i'm getting from people.

[@UltimateGamerCC]

@Dylan Sharp yup, i think it's freakin' funny, along the same vein as South Park, just not as cleverly written.

[@nsasupporter7557]

There’s no such thing as a good adam sandler

[@worksv3]

@@nsasupporter7557 uncut gems? That was pretty good

[@nsasupporter7557]

@@worksv3 go watch your god “adam sandler” in private. Those of us who have good taste in entertainment don’t wanna hear about Sandler. Adam sandler was in a dramatic movie… whoopty do! That doesn’t mean it was good, or that he was the reason it was good if it was actually good 🙄

[@wrenpeach6707]

Doug's movements when he throws the grenade in the bathroom and kicks the door shut reminds me of Looney Tunes, I love it.

[@TheAdorkableRJ]

It's such a waste because when you strip this movie down to the basic story, emotions, and message it WANTS to convey, you can see a potentially decent holiday movie buried under all the Happy Madison bullshit. It really is all in the execution.

[@leob4403]

I enjoyed it actually, don't see what's so bad about it. I guess it is edgy to shit on Adam Sandler movies

[@RikaRieGaming]

@@leob4403 Oh thank god, I felt like a lost lamb in the comments. I enjoyed the movie as well.

[@thekiller7994]

If this movie didn’t have Happy Madison’s involvement, it would be a holiday classic

[@lewisfraser4153]

@@leob4403 it's not edgy to shit on Adam Sandler movies it's actually very common lol

[@leob4403]

@@lewisfraser4153 what I mean is that guys that want to appear smart usually do it. They roam around like a giant herd of sheep parroting the same opinion over and over, hoping people will think they are cool for saying it

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

Jack and Jill was released on the same day as Skyrim. Let that sink in

[@ragemaster0587]

Oh god...

[@BreakTheBeat852]

Which means people, when faced with that choice, went with Jack and Jill, and not Skyrim.

[@toucanunleashed]

There had to be an immense amount of good to balance out that immense amount of bad, you know?

[@ghostlee735]

a tear went down my face just now Not because jack and Jill no because you reminded me of all the good times I’ve had playing Skyrim

[@joereddam6866]

I don't believe it

[@theSoruman]

wow that phone call skit was one of the most uncomfortable things from nostalgia critic

[@shelby5809]

Weren't there a few replies in here?

[@MrReuben13]

It goes on for about 3 minutes too long

[@TrashQueenAndKing]

Why

[@logasoba]

the popeye bit killed me

[@Chensoman]

LogaSoba Same

[@unamed2516]

LogaSoba yeah 🤣🤣🤣

[@totalgoober]

BLOOOOOOOW

[@butterscotch3730]

I'm gonna do this thing that i'm naked and then not

[@PlushShowPlaza]

BLLLOOOOOOWWW

[@BL4D3M45TR]

Critic: starts complaining about this movie's product placement Food Fight: hold my beer...

[@circuscandy9594]

You mean hold my coke a cola

[@bubblegumxo]

Pretty much every Sandler film is rife with product placement

[@catherinepablo3631]

@@circuscandy9594 crazy eight night is looks cringe it has ally of Duisgusting scenes!

[@stonersquurtle2504]

Ahhh! The evil one!

[@isabelerhart9523]

Emoji movie: Hold my phone

[@secret_animationspoppy4461]

It would be an honor! It would be an honor! It would be an honor sir!!

[@anthonynguyen4235]

Secret_Animations Poppy HONOR! HONOR! HONOR! HONOR!

[@xanzibar5374]

THANK YOU SAAAAANDLERRRRRR!!!!!!!

[@deoxys3869]

Sandler: Ok your scaring me and I gotta go

[@newleif9739]

I actually liked this movie. It's a one off bit of fun. Was never meant to become a masterpiece. It had jokes and heart and a steady storyline.

[@officialbrucewayne]

Thanks for having a brain of your own and not just following everything nostalgia critics fans say. Seriously I agree 💯 with you and honestly don't understand the Adam Sandler hate at all.

[@ForrestFox626]

Did it have to the toilet humor?

[@BillyTheWizardLizard]

@@ForrestFox626yes. 🗿

[@ForrestFox626]

@@BillyTheWizardLizard No it didn't

[@lulub517]

Critic: This is the worst holiday special I have ever seen in my entire life! The Christmas tree: Hold my eggnog Rapsittie Street kids: Hold my poorly rendered eggnog.

[@tacticstonk4740]

A mircle in toyland: hold my incest

[@tylerking1207]

Elf Bowling: Hold my bowling ball

[@Popplio3323]

Krampus: hold my blood-infused eggnog

[@Fluffkitscripts]

That’s not even eggnog, that’s just a beer can model you adjusted the colors on and hoped we wouldn’t notice!!!

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

Would they even render it? I imagine textureless liquid.

[@AmeNiki109]

“Duuuuuh we make movies!” *slam* “We make movies!” *slam* “We make movies!” *slam* I can’t stop laughing at that bit!

[@issabeganovic8822]

Don’t forget: Duuuuuh, I write POO!

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Sounds like a normal day at Happy Gilmore. They must need to replace a lot of desks.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 That or the idiots-I mean writers for the Powerpuff Girls "reboot".

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@@Reapermaskhybrid Wow. What a save.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 Maybe if Happy Madison existed, then Caesar wouldn't have caused the Planet of the Apes.

[@billylucero1039]

The Popeye scene killed me.

[@vingasoline5068]

Billy Lucero BLOOOOOOW

[@thebaronanative8289]

Billy Lucero what say you and I have sex and stuffs

[@SuperBustyEva]

same XD

[@Retrospector04backup]

Same as well

[@AnimeWolf5193]

That port-a-potty scene was the first time a movie made me angry. They have clear talent and they wasted it to make something so disgusting and unfunny?! Even when I liked some of Adam Sandlers movies, this was insulting.

[@MM858112]

You can’t get over a joke in an animated movie that Adam Sandler could give 0 fucks about, you’re definitely stable in life lmao

[@lShadowdark]

@@MM858112 if you really have to defend this adam sandlers diarhea, you have HUGE problems in life

[@TheLugiaSong]

Damn the animation is beautiful in this. Wonderful 2D animation like this, I have a lot of respect for. Whatever the dialogue or story of a film like this, I'd watch it just for the animation.

[@natethegreat7967]

The facial expressions are just so lively, enough that the characters seem realistic (well, as close to realistic as animation can get).

[@vashythewabbit8288]

Just watch it like you watch the Iron Giant.

[@vashythewabbit8288]

But, that would be probably impossible

[@ClintYeastwood420]

+Kenneth Cha but i like iron giant why would I watch eight crazy nights like the iron giant. It doesn't deserve the respect

[@IQuarent]

I think a fan made dub of this movie that cut a few scenes would have a lot of potential.

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

*Listens to old man's voice* ...Toad? *HEEEELLLLOOOO*

[@themanchilddjplayer1598]

Dante's Disco Inferno WHAT ARE YOU DO'IN

[@waluigicultmember2539]

B U P

[@jakeystarsuper]

LOL HE DOES SOUND LIKE TOAD

[@ninjavanish2361]

I thought it was Carl from Jimmy Neutron?

[@catherinepablo3631]

@@waluigicultmember2539 This video is so funny!

[@sirkingpinmonroe4439]

the deer shitting creeped me out .....alot....... who agrees?

[@axtonpino5213]

Just like God intended

[@a-bombmori7393]

everyone but the writers

[@axtonpino5213]

+Dylan Nicholson...and should be burning in Hell

[@crerul]

+Norferatu When even Orlok is creeped out you know something is wrong.

[@davidroman586]

EVERYONE!!!( really though, it probably disturbed everyone who saw it)

[@PixelGameSquad]

I remember watching this in high school and totally loved it tbh...and still quote it all the time 🌲🎄

[@RockyMountainResale]

Same actuallly... I could probably sing most of the songs from memory. 🤷‍♂️

[@Jumpboots_Jamstrang]

Thaaaats a technical foul

[@officialbrucewayne]

Thanks I agree 💯

[@marsgil6610]

I'm still blown out of my mind that Whitey's voice is the legit voice in the movie and not some shitty comedic voiceover

[@crackedemerald4930]

"Kentucky Fried Parents" Lmfao

[@fredwood6107]

*extra crispy parents*

[@benm5970]

Why did Davey never call the cops about a man burning down his house?

[@chayden153]

Ben McDonald don't try to make sense of this 'movie' it'll eat your soul

[@theaidster7913]

Ben McDonald Given that he's the town delinquent, I doubt the police would even care...

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Here's another question: why didn't the chump that ate a jockstrap out of a bet just sucker punch Davey instead of actually committing a crime? You know, the one people know a lot about; ARSON! Edit: and why didn't he take the jock out of his mouth?

[@BirdiePlaysYT]

The guy who burned it down was the sheriff.

[@rjgraddy11]

he ain't a snitch

[@BladeCrossEXE]

19:51 funnily enough, Rush Hour 4 apparently just got announced.

[@konnorfoxworth9632]

24:49-24:56…The Emoji Movie producers in a nutshell.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Sure. Just add in DUUUHHH, me write in smart brick *smack* DUUUHHH, me add in smarty birdy. *smack* Me add cute brick faces. *smack* Me write in TV for brick.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 The writing process for Powerpuff Girls 2016: DUUUHHH, we make super kids! Smack! We add memes cause they funny, lol! Smack! We make Girls weak cause they have cooties! Smack! DUUUHHH, Girls should twerk! The next day, the Cartoon Network of the past comes by and shouts, "You're fired!"

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

If only, @@Reapermaskhybrid; if only

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 Hell, I'd pay to have that teenage Ben Tennyson turn into Four Arms and spank all three of those Powerpuff Copycats.

[@officertom6751]

Exactly XD

[@redhood982]

Critic should make a top 11 best and worst Adam Sandler movies

[@eveandromeda]

Umm...I think you grossly overestimated how many good Sandler movies there are.

[@danielgreen7607]

+Eli Hough it doesnt necessarily have to be good to make the best list.

[@eveandromeda]

Daniel Green True. Although he should have said top 11 Decent and worst Adam Sandler Movies

[@danielgreen7607]

+Eli Hough or top 11 not blow your brains out bad movies haha

[@k-leb4671]

Top 5 best and top 5 worst would be more appropriate - I can't imagine there'd be much more than 5 Adam Sandler movies that Doug likes.

[@jerrysmith2925]

When critic started reading Anne Frank in whiteys voice I actually thought it was the real whitey voice speaking

[@beetlejellies]

Jerry Smith *critic

[@jerrysmith2925]

J Tech well at least I’ll still have Taddy Mason

[@NBStudi0s]

Jerry Smith GAY

[@jerrysmith2925]

Nostalgia Boy Studios it takes one to know one 😃

[@NBStudi0s]

Jerry Smith will at least one of us ain't missing a bitch hmmmmm

[@trixxartarchive7705]

The worst thing about this movie is unlike a lot of "adult" movies the animation is actually really nice and it's true that if you just mute it then it's kind of a beautiful and get's you into to the holiday feels and I really respect the animators who I hope got payed fair for their work.

[@cradica]

If it wasn't for the animation I'd hate this movie a lot more

[@RiderNexus]

Who else wants to see Christopher Walken dub Popeye? I'd pay good money to see that

[@GOFFBITZH666]

I do!✋️

[@Ayden_B]

Me

[@josephrowe849]

When you're a stereotypical Chinese restaurant owner, life isn't easy! Rob Schneider is.. A STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE RESTAURANT OWNER! Rated PG-13!

[@leroyvisiongames2294]

STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE RESTAURANT OWNER: THE MOVIE “COMING SHOON TO ROCAR THEATAH NEAH YU.”

[@arthas640]

i actually really liked this movie but i get why alot of people dont. I dont understand the claims of racism though, they jokes are almost all made by Jews towards Jews and the Asian jokes arent really racist, my family's half asian and most of my friends too. I first saw this with a Japanese friend and vietnamese friend, and i knew some chinese kids who all liked it too.

[@nsasupporter7557]

Rob Schneider is funnier than Adam Sandler

[@nsasupporter7557]

@Hector’s Hymn simple… because adam sandler sucks. Simpsons and Family Guy are actually creative shows and are talented, something sandler isn’t

[@mckenzie.latham91]

@Hector’s Hymn I mean plenty of people have commented on it Also didn’t Apu get taken off simpsons because he was considered an offensive stereotype being played/voiced by a white guy doing an impression (Han Azaria)?

[@nicroman2000]

Ok, I really don't like that movie, but listen to this. I'm a french canadien and I watch movies in french when I was a kid. And I saw that movie in french and you know what? Whitey's voice in french dub is 100% mutch better! I'm not even kidding! In the french version, he sound like an actual old man! Even when he sings, his voice sound great! Then, when I saw Critic's review and discovered what voice he sound like in english, I was chocked!

[@Mikemyers2948]

We don't care

[@marie-helenemartel7147]

French canadian here. And YES!!! It is still a bad movie, but the dubbed version is sooo much better!!

[@nicholas104]

@@marie-helenemartel7147 Well. I guess we're all glad that not everyone had to suffer. I mean everyone still had to suffer from this movie, but at least it's not as bad for the people who watched the dubbed versions. God I hope no one ever watched this movie again.

[@coffeeaddict9605]

@@Mikemyers2948 123 people care, and that's at least 123 more than you have. 💖

[@starvoltnexus3139]

You’re lucky

[@kirinbobarcana]

23:51 The guy wasn't finished, what the critic says is literally addressed in his next lyric!

[@walleeray8050]

Wow, I didn’t realize that this movie was so widely hated. It’s actually one that I revisit at least once a year to watch. Although, I think the reason I love it so much is because of how stupid it is. That being said, “How’s that peanut brittle?” and “crunchy and delicious” is the single best exchange of dialog ever

[@JosephCorcoran]

That Adam Sandler phone call joke dragged on for way too long.

[@AlexBrown230]

Like the movie

[@yanfei7782]

@@AlexBrown230 His face got so red I was getting kinda worried.

[@axelnilsson5124]

I’m like 69

[@alexvaughan1013]

He also ironically said he hopes Mel Blanc is "rotting in hell". Then shortly after the phone joke, he said that Sandler's movies were "worse than cancer". How horrible and tasteless! Definitely worse than some reindeer eating shit! I know Sandler is the film industry's favourite punching bag, but Critic went way too far with death-related jokes. Other examples include when he killed the Happy Madison audience, or when he hoped Rob Schneider 'didn't exist'. What the frack?! Is that in the same way the Chinese Government makes people 'not exist'?? In bashing this film for being tasteless, Critic became even more tasteless.

[@nicplaybr1243]

@@alexvaughan1013 i think that was the joke

[@JaceGem]

Y'know, it sucks a lot more when you figure out they roped poor Tom Kenny into this shit.

[@GuyontheInternet525]

The Mayor from The Powerpuff Girls?

[@JaceGem]

And Spongebob. And Heffer from Rocko's Modern Life. And Ice King in Adventure Time. And Spyro. And a lot of other iconic cartoon/video game characters. Basically this dude's got a lot of talent and good voice work under his belt and they roped him into this nonsense.

[@MrPiccoloku]

At least they didn't drag Grey DeLisle into it. Please tell me I'm not the only person who gives a shit about all these voice actors, being that I kind of want to be one someday.

[@wolfiesilver2522]

+Jace Gem fucking hell who did he play in this shit pile?

[@JaceGem]

One of the product-placement mascots.

[@zarinaa1135]

It sucks that this is what we got for a Hanukkah story when the actual story is inspiring, awesome and would lend itself easily and spectacularly to a movie. Most Jewish holidays don't have origins in stories so they'd need to be made into a movie about 'the spirit of the holiday' if you even wanted to make a movie about them. But Hanukkah is different, it's perfect for a movie and we're just waiting for it. Guess we'll have to wait a bit longer.

[@SlashinatorZ]

Hallmark just released its 1st Hanukkah movie but yeah

[@JP2GiannaT]

A scrappy rebel going up against a much bigger army? Heck yeah. I'm thinking Snyder would be an awesome director for it...Mel Gibson would too, but the irony might be a bit too much.

[@EliseDaSnareChick]

With the animation being so good, you realize it's by the same people that animated "The Iron Giant"...I cried a little.

[@snapmyneck8818]

EliseDaSnareChick I was wondering why it looked so endearing and familiar!

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

That makes listening and watching that much more painful

[@Emerald_King_]

*cough cough* oh there goes my soul

[@pattykrabbies]

oh F U C K

[@els4006]

You must cry alot.

[@oiwithyou]

I'm more interested to know about the three breasted woman. What's her story? Her likes, dislikes? Her dreams and her past...

[@AndrewAnstrom]

Anvillior she never went to court. So we'll never know.

[@k-leb4671]

Andrew The KZbin Noob I understood that reference.

[@josephrowe849]

It's like how they had a three titty lady in Total Recall.

[@Jonathanest90s]

I heard the director of this movie loves this review!

[@rooplal5152]

Sounds like a smart man/lady.

[@Jonathanest90s]

+Roop lal you should look up on Doug's real thoughts on Eight Crazy Night, and it shock me about Adam Sander personally in real life. Check it out if you haven't seen it.

[@rooplal5152]

+JONATHAN PINZON I'll be sure to check it out.

[@MrDrewwills]

Yeah Adam Sandler is apparently the nicest guy in the world, he just doesn't care.

[@mtndewisawesome3951]

oh hell no!

[@jonRbukle]

21:48 The pitch meeting for Cartoon All-stars to the Rescue

[@Blueleaf11]

OMG that Popeye scene....I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

[@rudyproductions1226]

Beth G. Same!

[@CadDriftarus]

The Chris Tucker gag made me laugh like no gag has before XD

[@jenniferloving9054]

lol!

[@hatchmaster_5745]

That joke wear he called Adam Sandler was a good 30 second sketch Just a shame it went on for another 2 1/2 minutes

[@twistedrazor4730]

hatchmaster _ Your grammar is the real shame here.

[@WhiteDarkness3113]

Especially in the pixel review

[@randalgraves6979]

SKIP!!

[@beetlejellies]

*where

[@deoxys3869]

Try speeding it up, it’s funnier

[@d4ndr01d3K]

you know shit's bad when the thumbnail for the review would be more interesting than the movie itself

[@swagkirby3449]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME I USED TO BE THE CLOWN PRINCE OF COMEDY

[@longliverocknroll5]

+SwagKirby Now I just do whatever I want. I even make cash grabs just to stay relevant. I USED TO.

[@swagkirby3449]

longliverocknroll5 I'm referencing the Adam Sandler song from the Pixels review

[@longliverocknroll5]

SwagKirby I know what you were referencing. Doug's song parodies the song that Sandler sings called 'What the Hell Happened to Me', which is what I was referencing.

[@swagkirby3449]

longliverocknroll5 Okay then

[@thealiencommunicator]

+SwagKirby I USED TO SAY "THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!"AND NOW I JUST PRAY THAT THEY LAUGH AT ME!

[@MondoCool]

*Looks at thumbnail* "... That's a technical foul."

[@yanfei7782]

My favorite kind of foul, killing people.

[@mrcritical6751]

See what I would have done to improve this movie: 1. Get a better voice for Whitey I’d say either Christopher Plummer, Chevy Chase or Ed Asner just get an actual elderly actor 2. Davey is Jewish and Whitey is a Christian why not make the movie more on that angle on how their cultures clash but Whitey tries to adapt to make his home and his Christmas celebrations for comfortable for Davey and in return Davey tries to help Whitey and the basketball kids 3. Make Davey more likeable yes I get the idea of his character is he used to be nice but he lost his heart after his parents died but make him at least likeable maybe have him help out his girlfriends son and give him private lessons in how to be better at basketball or have a scene where he finds out that everybody in Whitey’s Family is dead except his sister and Whitey doesn’t have many people to be with around the holidays and that’s why Davey stays with him 4. Get rid of the product placement I don’t know much about the Jewish religion but if you’re going to have spiritual beings come in to teach Davey how much of a jackass he’s been why not have it be the flames in the Minora come to life you could give all of them unique personalities and still set it in a mall establish earlier in the film when Whitey and Davey visit the mall that there’s a shop that smells items for people of all religions and he plans to buy Davey a Minora, Davey refuses the gift because he hates Hanukkah but later when Davey relapses and starts stealing from the mall he notices it in the window of the shop and steals it despite hating that time of year he sits down with it and lights the candles and the flames come to life and finally make him seek redemption actually tying Davey’s redemption into the holiday the movie is named after

[@dr.altoclef9255]

You could make it more immediately obvious that Davey is depressed, maybe have him occasionally seem to warm up to people or be happier but react with confusion or anxiety if it continues and then he tries to alienate himself again-

[@mrcritical6751]

Davey seems pretty happy in the movie to go around town acting like a jackass which doesn’t really tie into his character as he hates everybody, I would make him live out in a cabin on the outskirts of town alone and isolated from everybody and he only comes into town occasionally to buy stuff and mostly just keeps to himself and quickly returns home as soon as he’s got everything he needs, but then somebody builds a skating rink near his house which pisses him off as people start trespassing on his property whilst exploring the surrounding areas and he gets in trouble with the cops because he assaults somebody who accidentally damaged his house (a bit like Carl Fredrickson from Up) which is why he ends up in the situation he ended up in within the film where he’s court ordered to help Whitey this way he’s not in trouble for being a cheap bastard who dashed out in a restaurant instead it’s a reason you can understand

[@mrcritical6751]

Thanks Another idea I had would be that early in the film when Davey moves in with Whitey there’s a mystery about Whitey building something in his garage that he won’t let Davey see, at first Davey just blows it off as some Christmas tradition he doesn’t know about or Whitey just being crazy but then halfway through the film after Davey’s had a moment that emotionally destroys him Whitey decides to reveal what he’s been building and it’s revealed to be a very large advent Callander with 8 doors, Davey asks him about it and Whitey reveals he’s combined the Christmas tradition of advent calendars that you open for every day leading up to Christmas with the Hanukkah tradition of giving gifts for every day of Hanukkah. Davey asks Whitey why he went to all this trouble for him and Whitey tells him that he cares about Davey and that religion and tradition are some of the most important things in the world and that despite their different cultural beliefs Whitey still respects the Jewish religion and wants to help Davey reconnect with the religion he lost and then he gets a funny line about how he mixed it with an advent calendar because he wanted it to fit the decor of his house and that’s the moment where Davey and Whitey finally start to get along and see eye to eye more with Davey actually willingly helping Whitey as opposed to doing it begrudgingly because he was forced to by the court

[@98953812]

@@mrcritical6751 I like that a lot, it would have been pretty touching if they did something like that. Let me throw my two cents in there now; in the ice rink scene, instead of that bullshit, when Whitey recounts what happened that Hanukkah night, Davey becomes increasingly distressed (instead of needlessly angry) on having to remember his parents death that he pleads Whitey to not continue. After finishing, Whitey and his sister notice that Davey left and they track him down to the parking lot of the rink, leaving on his own. Whitey asks him why he's leaving and he says "I don't want anyone's sympathy, sorry." Whitey says that he shouldn't keep hiding his emotions like this and Davey responds (in a semi-defensive tone) that he isn't and is just continuing life, knowing that he isn't that "cool all-star kid" anymore and that he's just some jerk now, but he shouldn't drag anyone else down with his misery. Both of them try to tell him that Davey isn't alone and that he always has them, but he turns away, telling them that those days ended after he won that game for his parents. He wishes them a Merry Christmas and walks away, leaving Whitey and his sister saddened. Jennifer and her son, having overheard the conversation, catch up to Davey and try to convince him not to leave (in Jennifer's case, again). But Davey tell them that it's not their concern and that they aren't kids anymore, so she should just move on now that she has her son, they can have a good life without him. Before leaving, he says that nobody needs to care about him and when he's out of sight, Jennifer sadly says "I never stopped caring."

[@mrcritical6751]

Nice Now I’d completely remove the mall stealing scene and replace the scene of Davey finally finding reason to be happy again with a truly low moment, Davey returns to Whitey’s house to pick up his stuff and finds the minora that Whitey tried to buy him earlier in the film that he refused, Davey tries to throw it away but somehow can’t bring himself to do it so just pockets it and leaves going straight back into the woods where his house is only now it’s severely damaged by the jockstrap guy instead of burned down, he then just sits in the ruins of his home (symbolic of him just living a ruined life and living with it) and starts putting everything back where it belongs, earlier in the film we never see the interior of Davey’s house it’s just him going in and out we see so here we actually see how he lives without Whitey, it’s a tiny one room cabin, with a crappy old sofa, a busted TV that doesn’t even work, a couple pictures of his parents are up with their faces smudged out, a rotten carpet, smudged windows and a broken light so he has to use candles to light his house. He tries to light a candle but finds himself unable to do it so he gets the minora out and starts lighting the candles on that to light his house. He then sits and just looks at it and that’s where the spiritual Guardians come in all the flames on the minora come to life and are all voiced by Jewish comedians and actors like Mel Brooks and Jerry Seinfeld. The flames basically just tell Davey what he’s told in the original film that he needs to just accept what happened, let all him emotions out and finally accept other people into his life. Davey asks what the point is as he doesn’t want to let people in as he doesn’t want their sympathy and the flames tell him that wasn’t an issue Whitey never helped him because he felt sorry for Davey he helped him because he watched him grow up as a bright spark in the community and then have that spark extinguished and that Whitey just wanted to see Davey be happy because Whitey likes to make people happy and that Jennifer didn’t reach out to him because she felt sorry for him she did it because she cared and loved him before he became like this and just wanted to see him find a reason to care about people again. And then that leads to the whole scene of Davey going to defend Whitey at the award show and the Jewish dance (minus racist Chinese Rob Schneider) and Whitey finally getting that award

[@Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask]

We may not have a good Hanukkah movie, but we do have 1.5 movies about Passover (Prince of Egypt and the first half of 10 Commandments) and half a movie about Shavuot (the second half of 10 Commandments). Prince of Egypt is very well-considered, and 10 Commandments is considered one of the greatest films ever made, so... it's not all bad.

[@CalebCraft10]

If they removed all the Sandler stuff, this could have been a fantastic dramatic comedy.

[@gamejtv]

Including the voices?

[@nickkurtz512]

God no voices. But let whitey's be like Paul Newman or Orson Wells. I agree with you Calebite.

[@MangleFoxy]

+Calebite What's wrong with Adam?

[@matthewwhite950]

+Mangle Foxy g8 b8 m8

[@draggy76]

+Calebite It could be worse... At least it didn't have Rob Schneider in it like he's prone to being in all of Sandlers movies..

[@artlygalkd3502]

Whitey's voice rattles my teeth. It really hurts. Why couldn't they have given him a deeper old man voice? I'd like to ask Adam Sandler a few questions.

[@leob4403]

Why should they do that, would that make him funnier? No, this is a comedy, not a serious drama

[@ivantheriddler4873]

@@leob4403 but it’s not even funny. If anything, it’s disturbing

[@sjahbw]

Ok

[@els4006]

@@ivantheriddler4873 it's funny, you're disturbing.

[@ivantheriddler4873]

@@els4006 how am I disturbing? Do you have any idea how insane what you said sounds?

[@maxeggs9039]

I bet the critic threw the grenade in the toilet so that it explodeded POOP around the bathroom! AHAHAHAHAHA

[@jordyn.w4129]

I read this in Peridot's voice. It was amazing

[@maxeggs9039]

+Jordyn Wingate That wasn't my intention, but I am definitely on board with that interpretation.

[@matthewbrodnitz1047]

The Critic wanted to kill the audience, and he didn't care what else happened

[@biraptor6205]

I also bet they pooped when they got scared,AHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

[@zachhaywood1564]

That has got to be the best Chris Tucker impression ever.

[@Grizabeebles]

The part where NC calls Adam Sandler went on WAY too long to be funny, but I get the idea behind it: (1) It's a parody of some of Sandler's own humour and (2) I'm pretty sure Sandler's gotten a few calls like that in real life.

[@estellelass7292]

I can agree- it was overboard

[@kylesander8071]

+EstelleLass I agree as well, it went more overboard then the passengers on the titanic

[@tphanatik]

Too soon, buddy. Too soon...Though I agree it was overboard.

[@PhoenixRising87]

That joke, between its going on way too long, and its going from unfunny to uncomfortable very quickly, wouldn't be out of place on Family Guy.

[@addtracer3973]

It was ear-rape to me.

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

I'll admit, when he turned it on mute it actually was a lot better.

[@Dolphinman300]

Agreed my ears were soothed while it was and then it came back

[@snarkus63]

I can't decide who's more qualified to gang up and beat the shit out of Sandler...the animation company whose reputation is now irrevocably ruined,or the Jewish people.

[@atotalfiasco4213]

Why not both?

[@victoriamartines5030]

Moreover, it will be even more satisfying if NC will lead the troops.

[@arceusflute369]

Dude, quite a few of us jews like this movie. Having an extremely crappy holiday movie pairs well with the ironic Jewish tradition of eating chinese takeout on Christmas day.

[@snarkus63]

Hmmm...I myself have quite a few favorite movies that have ended up on others' "worst film" lists...that's the way it goes,I guess.

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

WHY not both!!!!

[@mirror5729]

"This movie has the worst product placement" Food fight: Am I a joke to you

[@nik12100]

That Chris Tucker scene killed me!!! XD

[@lemino4401]

KENTUCKY FRIED PARENTS!😂😂 Oh my god I'm awful

[@jeremyneil1125]

OH MY GHAD YOU PARENTS ARE DED!

[@nik12100]

Ok, well, Ima do this thing where I'm naked then suddenly I'm not. BLOW!!!

[@lrush6983]

+Nik School Oh mi gad, yo parents are ded!

[@NBStudi0s]

I'm going to hell for laughing

[@AnimeMiner57]

Critic don't be mad but I dropped out at 8:03 God bless your soul

[@Hayden_Cat]

Nocturne lol

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

Nocturne We understand

[@evrymanta]

Nocturne Well, at least he's still alive. ;)

[@tonyflamingo6681]

Read this at 8:01 xD

[@pikalover1756]

i wish i did before the shit eating reindeer

[@Sabis2365]

"He no pay for his four scopion bowl!"

[@christophergreensides1410]

forth opium bowl, dude was getting jacked on morphine

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Is Scorpion Bowl an actual thing?

[@thekiller7994]

CaptainMarvell92 Returns yes

[@LegitMan335]

The Killer what’s in a Scorpion bowl?

[@thekiller7994]

LegitMan335 idk but scorpion bowls are meant to be shared with other people

[@angryman1206]

I personally love this movie because of how mean spirited it is. I was going through a bad time in my life when I first saw it so it pretty much helped me vent a lot of anger.

[@frankbaz6449]

Reason I used to like Adam Sandler as a young man.

[@cutesyprincess14]

Maybe you should go to therapy?

[@angelbun-art]

"Beelzebub's foreskin" Honestly, probably the best way to describe Adam Sandler.

[@Adeadghost2970]

@@MovieFan1912Really, was there some anger Robin had with Adam or is that in the way of that it would sound like something he would say as a character they would play?

[@thetrashghost21]

I must admit, this movie is a guilty pleasure. Sure, it is bad, but it has its moments.

[@takayasakaki4412]

I agree. The only problem was that it wasn't as focused at it could have been. It had potential. If they would have cut out a lot of the crude humor, and got rid of the seizure jokes then this movie would have been loads better.

[@alexanderbeck9337]

Takaya Sakaki dark humor is funny, so is crude sometimes...also it's what Sandler wanted and people liked it

[@takayasakaki4412]

It doesn't land with normal people though. Like the scene with the portapotty. Or the scene where everyone is crying and snot is flying everywhere. I don't understand the humor in that.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

"also it's what Sandler wanted and people liked it" Lol if you were to live record children being eaten by rabid wolverines, someone would like it... the bar is not that high.

[@raptorjesues1445]

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

[@kyradavis9344]

The animation is amazing.

[@MAXCARROLLCHANNEL]

Yeah, but the writing is shit.

[@kyradavis9344]

MAX CARROLL complete shit

[@artemiscrock3319]

You're giving sh*t a bad name. Hasn't it been through enough with the deer?

[@LonlyLittleVegGirl43]

It is gorgeous animation-makes you wonder what it could have done with a more competent, better story.

[@artemiscrock3319]

Preferably not by Adam Sandler.

[@LuckyCrust]

15:45 "As Davey and Jennifer drive themselves home, there actually is a nice song where Jessica and Davey used to be young... Did anyone else catch him calling the same character 2 names in one sentence?

[@greenIdfloridian]

The old man sounds like a old toad form Mario

[@cadethumann8605]

You mean Toadsworth? If so, that guy has a deeper and gravely voice.

[@FiauraTheTankGirlGamer]

Why does Adam Sandler still get to make movies?

[@HBarnill]

Similar to why Mike Myers still keeps making movies.

[@MarxasThomas]

+Henry Barnill or Michael Bay

[@bensell982]

nobody says no

[@Brandyalla]

+Henry Barnill Mike Myers hasn't done anything since 2005, and is still capable of being funny. Adam Sandler stopped being funny 20 years ago.

[@HBarnill]

+Brandyalla He still has multiple projects in the works and no, he isn't capable of being funny. The Love Guru was worse than anything Adam Sandler has ever put out. He doesn't deserve any chances after that.

[@milkproductions8127]

I actually liked that movie... I actually like Adam Sandler in general... Am I an evil antichrist demon baby from hell?

[@se9865]

MilkProductions Well, I don't believe in anti-Christ demons or hell, but yes.

[@lunabearsong2043]

I liked this movie, too.

[@starlite04]

I appreciate his effort.

[@gavtuc45]

MilkProductions Of course not

[@afrizaldaniswaraali8980]

no

[@maxx951]

I remember being extremely uncomfortable watching this with my mom.

[@komodoguy152]

Product placement? You clearly have not seen the emoji movie

[@TrystantheMutant510]

I Absolutley love how when he starts doing the phone call with "Adam Sandler" you can see his face get redder and redder.

[@coreyb1295]

Probably from the cringe of that scene

[@Rhinoqauke]

That laugh during the reading of Anne Frank, was hilarious.

[@josephineczykoski666]

Malcolm's Chris Tucker impression is the best thing ever.