As a liontologist, I've often caught small groups of lions plotting to snuff out the sun and end all life. Pray they can never organize the numbers to fuse into a black hole.
@matt256753 жыл бұрын
Liontologist lol.
@TheNuclearBolton3 жыл бұрын
You’re a lie’n ;) Lion…lying? lie’n? No… :3 ok
@VlidOnTheLead3 жыл бұрын
As a suntologist, i've known that the sun is strong in every way than the lion.
@skychaserbeats57583 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zzzirfamo79083 жыл бұрын
@@VlidOnTheLead I’m a universeoligist and the lions would win!
@janm37813 жыл бұрын
"If we wanna destroy the sun, we're gonna need more lions." A statement I never thought I'd hear in my life ...
@Dringer3 жыл бұрын
This got recommended to everyone didn’t it
@highkit3 жыл бұрын
@@Dringer Wi wi
@turbosoggy54123 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@quintonthesecond44203 жыл бұрын
An absolute beauty of a sentence
@MikeLeePapi3 жыл бұрын
Must not be a Fast & Furious fan
@MrCeegeezy3 жыл бұрын
You didn't take into account that Lions are cats and they have 9 lives so technically the sun needs to deal with 9 trillion lions who have systematically learned that they do indeed always land on their feet.
@dysfallacyyt3 жыл бұрын
yeah, he didnt mention that!
@evaque77553 жыл бұрын
You’re a bloody genius man, now we can end this tyranny
@8292-d6n3 жыл бұрын
He arguably did if you consider that 9 is just a constant factor
@thePersonoyt3 жыл бұрын
No, it has to deal with 1 trillion lions 9 times
@davebryan18903 жыл бұрын
Now we're applying real logic to it I can't see how we can fail to defeat the sun
@plague4661 Жыл бұрын
but heres the thing, 1 trillion lions is a lot of lions
@Young-ep8ikАй бұрын
You have a point.
@neutronenstern.Ай бұрын
eins sonne ist aber mehrere °C.
@famdw29 күн бұрын
@@neutronenstern. Aha, but is it 1 trillion °C!?!?
@neutronenstern.29 күн бұрын
@@famdw good question. Nope its not 1trillion. However the lions are not that chill themselves. So they can not fight the heat.
@Gamertank2.013 күн бұрын
But here's the thing, the sun is the size of 81 thousand trillion trillion lions.
@JR-tj2zl3 жыл бұрын
Son: Dad, why were lions extinct? Me: Ah yes, It was very stupid...
@somebodythatanimates39383 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated
@xkorrupted99273 жыл бұрын
lol
@crispdollar5693 жыл бұрын
I'll make this 501 cause I'm tired of being the hero
@thaneofwhiterun35623 жыл бұрын
@@crispdollar569 And I made it 600 because a hero is what I am.
@bacon-boy81773 жыл бұрын
@@thaneofwhiterun3562 I'm making it 602
@hyguy12583 жыл бұрын
Everyone thinks they should just attack at night, but have they not realized by now that the lion sleeps tonight?
@THESHOWBOAT3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS UNDERRATED
@themightyeagle213 жыл бұрын
Shit, you have a point
@lance_wavy3 жыл бұрын
I will steal this
@DonHousiferBMI3 жыл бұрын
In fairness though, that is only true in the jungle: the Mighty jungle.
@Julian-hh3yp3 жыл бұрын
slumber party
@vladimirvikentije52023 жыл бұрын
“Lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion” is my favorite quote from this video
@Del_17103 жыл бұрын
And it's facts
@Fireclips763 жыл бұрын
Lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion
@Pandora8803 жыл бұрын
Lions should be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion
@joshiejandro23213 жыл бұрын
As I read this it was said in the video and I thought I was reading an audiobook
@Pandora8803 жыл бұрын
@I Do Stuff that feeling tho... I did it one time and I thought I had ascended
@Cooldude32117 Жыл бұрын
Sun supporters: the sun can literally melt your skin of and turn you into plasma Lion supporters: that a lot of lions
@Blackfromstickworld8 ай бұрын
Also lion supporters: THE SUN DIES AT NIGHT SO THE LIONS WIN EASY
@UrMom6245 ай бұрын
That's also the lion supporters' answer for the 1B vs Pokemon question
@kristinborn88822 ай бұрын
same with billion lions vs all pokemon: Pokemon supporters: you literally have pokemon god and (statwise) a pokemon stronger than the pokemon god Lion supporters: thats a lot of lions tho
@ٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ0Ай бұрын
@@Blackfromstickworld no the sun turns into the moon at night
@PedroAlmeida-z1t22 күн бұрын
@ٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ0 Actually, no. The Sun is still there, the lions are simply not facing him -🤓👆
@kuale3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I just listened to 7 minutes of someone seriously calculate how lions can defeat the sun.
@makscilic56243 жыл бұрын
Best 7 minutes of my life (Don't u dare take that out of context)
@mshaqed25383 жыл бұрын
גם אני
@adragoongoon56663 жыл бұрын
כנ"ל
@pupsonianthegreat99513 жыл бұрын
לא נורא
@kuale3 жыл бұрын
@@makscilic5624 *that's what she said*
@ldtobi13 жыл бұрын
“Not sure about that bro, I’m looking at the sun right now and it’s hella small”
@Jacuuz3 жыл бұрын
lions don’t look that small
@watsappenin28653 жыл бұрын
Some sun glasses and sun screen and it's a lion dub
@camman_sansdrip70753 жыл бұрын
But it's actually big
@themetalmario773 жыл бұрын
@@camman_sansdrip7075 no it ain’t i saw it myself and its like 5 centimeters
@camman_sansdrip70753 жыл бұрын
@@themetalmario77 go to fucking space then u can see the fucking difference
@1Billysama3 жыл бұрын
He forgot to calculate the power of friendship, and the fact that everyone in the ball has the heart of a lion.
@dhruvvraghu62263 жыл бұрын
Heh, if the lions were given anime plot armor, I bet they wouldn't have needed those many lions to beat the sun.
@mello95863 жыл бұрын
Friend killship
@cheese59113 жыл бұрын
Dominic Toretto: i dony have friends, I got family.
@rashelhernandez53963 жыл бұрын
Aw this comments so cute
@evoo92103 жыл бұрын
bro i love you
@mrburgermaster Жыл бұрын
'A mass of lions so large it would start fusion' made my day 😂
@LelouchVl3 жыл бұрын
“They’d do win if they attack at night” you’re a smart one but you forgot the fact that lions sleep at night.
okay sure, but 1 trillion lions is a lot of lions.
@oomar45973 жыл бұрын
thats a lot of lions
@MrCoolerBeans3 жыл бұрын
You are so right
@xandtheironminer6023 жыл бұрын
@@MrCoolerBeansay
@lazilyymade3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you could compact 1 trillion lions into their own star of lion atoms
@bakedgoods71163 жыл бұрын
@@lazilyymade Or worse, a lion black hole
@samcertified71783 жыл бұрын
No fair, the sun had home-field advantage. If the battle took place in the savannah the trillion lions would have easily won.
@arb1ter9933 жыл бұрын
This is probably a joke
@emperorza57773 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@InsertCN3 жыл бұрын
@@arb1ter993 no shit
@Liam-fd4uh3 жыл бұрын
@@arb1ter993 No Sam Brady is being entirely serious. Many battles have been won and lost due to home turf. The lions vs sun matchup is no exception.
@drained_yayo3 жыл бұрын
@@Liam-fd4uh dud it’s a sun it can’t be defeated by a bunch of fucking lions
@panlis6243 Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine how all the lions would just randomly assemble one day and the lion king would stand up on that rock and say "Alright guys, this is our target"
@peterzeppeli25633 жыл бұрын
"They'd win if they attacked at night."
@azugar78693 жыл бұрын
Hahaha good one
@ogway17723 жыл бұрын
“They’d win if they attacked at night”-Oogway, Spirit Realm 1700 b.c.
@isabela82143 жыл бұрын
@@azugar7869 They were quoting one of the answers in the beginning of the video
@memelord30663 жыл бұрын
I died of laughter 😐😐😐
@peterzeppeli25633 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@jahyamack83593 жыл бұрын
“Conditions for which a lion can become a star” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear.
@osamabinladen8243 жыл бұрын
😂
@Brandon-br7tc3 жыл бұрын
@joe mama lmao that would be insane
@toseeupload88553 жыл бұрын
It needs to be just about the weight of your mama
@mello95863 жыл бұрын
@@toseeupload8855 bruhhhhh you roasted him like a chicken damn
@mostwanted0023 жыл бұрын
Alex from The Madagascar did it on his own.
@whocares90332 жыл бұрын
"Can there ever be an amount of lions that can start nuclear fusion on their own" was not a question I had ever pondered
@anmolagrawal53582 жыл бұрын
LMAO, yes
@boriboribo2 жыл бұрын
Hhaha dude
@shivaharibhatta2 жыл бұрын
Anti playz nah he’s just smart lol 💀
@gdjaybee7422 жыл бұрын
According to evolution, you wait long enough, and yes they will eventually start a nuclear fusion.
@beaversigma2 жыл бұрын
@@anmolagrawal5358 I was called?
@Srujith111 Жыл бұрын
such a ridiculously insane story telling, your script, the animations editing is just really a million lion thing!
@GenScinmore3 жыл бұрын
It is an army bred for a single purpose, to end the tyranny of the sun.
@jasminsondermann68713 жыл бұрын
But imagine the tyranny of lions.
@GenScinmore3 жыл бұрын
@@jasminsondermann6871 they made a movie about that called Lion King :)
@cockerel62533 жыл бұрын
This will blow up
@sneakuy23883 жыл бұрын
@@cockerel6253 yep
@themoofs69253 жыл бұрын
Vampires and lions need to team up
@apersonwhomayormaynotexist98683 жыл бұрын
I love how this isn't "Who would win" so much as it is "Is there any conceivable way in hell that the lions would stand even the slightest chance against a forking star"
@LupinticDream3 жыл бұрын
Do you, or do you not, exist? This is vital information, and I need to know.
@apersonwhomayormaynotexist98683 жыл бұрын
@@LupinticDream schroedinger's person
@apersonwhomayormaynotexist98683 жыл бұрын
@@LupinticDream gotta open the box
@foquitajeej23993 жыл бұрын
Fucking*
@Rubyllim3 жыл бұрын
@@foquitajeej2399 congratulations
@MCshadr2173 жыл бұрын
"Lions CAN win, we just need MORE lions" I mean, can hardly argue with that logic.
@staciemohler46243 жыл бұрын
In the words of altrive “a billion is a lot”
@beady1233 жыл бұрын
I think as all these scenarios end in all lions being crushed burnt or just dying in space, it could be considered a score draw at best
@rodneyandrewsiii42813 жыл бұрын
Where are they gonna find x amount of lions though?
@gehryw41103 жыл бұрын
Just take 1trillion lions and let them reproduce and now we have plenty of lions
@axelotlee_3 жыл бұрын
@@staciemohler4624 a billion IS a lot of lions :/
@AndroxVT Жыл бұрын
This is the kind of videos you watch at 3 am when you have a crucial test the next morning 💀
@sowhat287322 күн бұрын
My med school exam in 5 days
@andrefelipe786519 күн бұрын
Jokes on you! My university is at recess until next year 😎
@MadnessGuy143 жыл бұрын
“Since lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion” is probably my fav quote from this vid
@aorca88793 жыл бұрын
5:37
@kialmob3283 жыл бұрын
relevant how he doesn't dismiss the possibility
@retrotechgames-diyrepair46913 жыл бұрын
It is a possibility. If there are enough lions, they will become a star... albeit a short lived one, relatively.
@SageO6PathzGON3 жыл бұрын
I literally read this as he said it
@JoJoAcrylicArtwork3 жыл бұрын
Same! 🤣
@pizzacuthd75593 жыл бұрын
Everyone asks if the lions can beat the sun, no one asks if they want to.
@SplashyMagikarpEatsTomNook3 жыл бұрын
Deep 🤚🏻🤡
@LordSeal73 жыл бұрын
@Famis well ur fun at parties...
@LordSeal73 жыл бұрын
He deleted his comment
@superior63853 жыл бұрын
@@LordSeal7 What did it say originally?
@Achilles0533 жыл бұрын
@@LordSeal7 Tell us what he said
@mason38723 жыл бұрын
The only problem with attacking at night would be that the lions would have to fight the moon too. It’d only make this more difficult.
@brushtooth66363 жыл бұрын
True
@frcn313 жыл бұрын
Moon lord
@karisi89503 жыл бұрын
why would the moon protect the sun ?
@ngossett753 жыл бұрын
Because even though the moon wishes to one day outshine the sun, deep down it knows it would be nothing without it
@freetoplayking73623 жыл бұрын
and stars, they'd gang up on them
@fluffy_knight23 күн бұрын
" One googleplex of butterknives VS the inevitability of the passage of time. " Person A: Blablabla Person B: That's a lot of butterknives.
@MartinBarreby2 жыл бұрын
But the lions would not just be "a ball", they would attack with claws and teeth, and they would also roar alot which would also have a huge psychological effect on the suns defence.
@roelmao48402 жыл бұрын
This has gotta be a joke...
@nomii_gone2 жыл бұрын
@@roelmao4840 so theres this neat little thing called "comedy", and sometimes it uses the element of being satire
@roelmao48402 жыл бұрын
@@nomii_gone well that's a relief because there's no hint of it being satire 😭 and the way he delivered it seemed like he was serious
@kikijihan83162 жыл бұрын
@@roelmao4840 i don't know...Its very clear to me that Its a satire
@roelmao48402 жыл бұрын
@@kikijihan8316 my stupid ass just acting up again 🥲
@MS042353 жыл бұрын
You can defeat the sun with sunscreen, can you defeat 1 trillion lions with sunscreen? I rest my case...
@bumbo2223 жыл бұрын
Sunscreen>Sun>Lion Ball. Yes? Also why do they call it sunscreen? Im not literally putting a layer of extremely hot plasma around my body. Wait, if sunscreen beats the sun, does lionscreen beat lion?
@fighterck62413 жыл бұрын
In before 5K likes...
@zewzit3 жыл бұрын
@@bumbo222 nah it's not linear, it's like pokemon: sunscreen > sun, sun > trillion lions, trillion lions > sunscreen. Trillion lions used to be the strongest of the three in the first few generations, but the gods rebalanced Life™ in the patch 20.12 - The Mayan Prophecy
@tiggerisdumb3 жыл бұрын
Go pico yeah yeah go pico yeah
@neorenamon3 жыл бұрын
Uh yeeaah, nooo... Sunscreen is only effective since the sun is 8.3 light minutes away. That's 9.277e+7 miles away. Stand on the sunny side of Mercury and see how many milliseconds the sunscreen would protect you. *FATALITY! SUN WINS!*
@galliumn86843 жыл бұрын
"I dunno man, 1 trillion is a pretty big number"
@allo35733 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the sun is pretty big, more than 6 lions
@justapassingperson65463 жыл бұрын
@@allo3573 lol
@galliumn86843 жыл бұрын
@@allo3573 Yeah, 6 is a pretty big number ngl lie
@bobjones22943 жыл бұрын
@@galliumn8684 depends on context dollars? No. lions? Yes
@acrobotic3213 жыл бұрын
This is a weaker battle than all the Pokemon.
@arthurgrusha5878 Жыл бұрын
That is fantastic! Enjoyed it so much!
@yatazen76703 жыл бұрын
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."
@bumbo2223 жыл бұрын
Oh god, now im just imagining Candace looking up into the sky trying to show her mom the gigantic ball of lions hurdling into the sun, and one of doof's inators destroys it by accident before she can show her.
@thegamingsack3 жыл бұрын
@@bumbo222 Ahh yes, Perry the platypus. To get revenge on my parents for not showing up to my birth I'm gonna cause a fucking SUPERNOVA
@sirfroze3 жыл бұрын
Shut
@shaunjimbangan11663 жыл бұрын
That would be one dark episode. I mean, phineas and ferb would be trying to kill a massive amount of animals that have done nothing to them just because they where bored.
@bumbo2223 жыл бұрын
@@shaunjimbangan1166 Aren't you a little young to purchase, raise, enslave, and breed lions against their will? Phineas: Yes, yes we are. *Oh No*
@smolltaco56673 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said "we have to compress these lions into a black hole"
@louisduhamel40403 жыл бұрын
Same
@andrypaulinocanela43903 жыл бұрын
Yep same man.
@urisjgkfkekrhk3 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@cjp63753 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@MelonadeMC3 жыл бұрын
that is an original sentence, that sentence has never been said before
@MalcolmCooks3 жыл бұрын
you're missing the obvious instead of having 1 trillion lions all at once, we have 1 trillion lions sequentially. the average lifespan of a lion is 10-14 years, so we easily have enough lions to simply outlive the sun.
@andyroobrick-a-brack93553 жыл бұрын
Holy shi-
@HY-if9ct3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the fact that they have 9 lives
@shanerooney72883 жыл бұрын
The lions could outlive the sun even if they had to maintain a sizable breeding population for the duration.
@tarnyowl60683 жыл бұрын
Can a lion survive without the sun? Would it not be a draw?
@shanerooney72883 жыл бұрын
@@tarnyowl6068 Yes. Artificial lighting in some underground bunker or a distant spaceship. Or utilize a different star.
@Waitwha Жыл бұрын
0:31 At first I thought he was gonna start rapping at this part lol
@im_not_a_bean8 ай бұрын
Cosmic rap
@OkiSuwen3 жыл бұрын
"We are all human. We cannot kill the sun. But 3 * 10^35 lions can. They are not human." -Sun Tzu, probably
@lxtav3 жыл бұрын
"quantity equals quality if there is enough" - Joseph Stalin
@josephfield69693 жыл бұрын
Not all lions are human but all humans are smaller less hairy lions
@franm9383 жыл бұрын
SUN tzu you say?? 🤔
@arthurbernardo60863 жыл бұрын
@@franm938 why am i getting potato deja-vus?
@chairmanxina23383 жыл бұрын
Dont trust random quotes from KZbin. -Adolf Hitler
@catthatlooksatyoufunny73772 жыл бұрын
"One potential method could be to compress these lions into a black hole" *As they usually do*
@freshbread40392 жыл бұрын
you have obviously never met a lion
@Hawkins6767672 жыл бұрын
“Lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion”
@10_98L2 жыл бұрын
Okayy
@NeputuniaNepp2 жыл бұрын
@@Hawkins676767 shouldn't doesn't means it couldn't
@tomerabitbuleizen49922 жыл бұрын
I know this isn't what you ment with your comment but turning it into a black hole wouldn't change anything
@rlorose6 жыл бұрын
What if....the lions go at night
@kjellenproductions73495 жыл бұрын
@@Spikecation The sun can't be at another place, we are the ones moving around it. Think of it like a lamp - it turns off at night.
@Vi0ar5 жыл бұрын
@@Spikecation IT's called a joke lol I laughed my ass off when I read it.
@lorenzobaldisserri19464 жыл бұрын
@@Spikecation thanks for explaining this
@Agustín350z4 жыл бұрын
@Sophisticated Coherence It's a joke
@nojorooney4 жыл бұрын
@@Spikecation it’s a joke.
@KaIIenie Жыл бұрын
i love how this is secretly just a big math and science test that we try to follow along and see if we get things right
@adriflux77043 жыл бұрын
Teacher: “Don’t use Wikipedia, it’s not trustworthy.” Me: *flat earth society*
@mello95863 жыл бұрын
@Hawker75 bait detected.
@iamseb113 жыл бұрын
@@mello9586 thank you for detecting the bait, hopefully people read this and don't start an entire war against a guy who won't respond.
@monkeybrains3 жыл бұрын
Wouldnt all planets be flat?
@mello95863 жыл бұрын
@@iamseb11 Melons are the best
@adriflux77043 жыл бұрын
@@mello9586 Bananas
@AsianFly0073 жыл бұрын
It’s a crime that the KZbin algorithm only decided to share this with me now
@beaclaster3 жыл бұрын
i agree it's definitely a crime
@manlycupcake30973 жыл бұрын
Yep
@elcanaldegaming66773 жыл бұрын
Same
@perdidoenbolivia1343 жыл бұрын
Same
@paulTimothyk3 жыл бұрын
Same
@theseel27182 жыл бұрын
You're forgetting, the lions also are together, and the sun is all alone, giving it a huge hit to its defence due to depression.
@wolfcola34012 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't the lions just wait then for the sun to commit suicide?
@isthisgonnabeonyoutube2 жыл бұрын
We humans find solace in the sun coming out tomorrow; to the sun, however, it’s nothing more than a tedious chore. Maybe the trillion lions attacking the sun would end the cycle and put the sun out of its Missouri
@stephenderry94882 жыл бұрын
Of everything in the solar system, the one thing I would most expect to have a sunny disposition is the actual Sun.
@SadCoresad2 жыл бұрын
The all alone hits different
@roseumbra48142 жыл бұрын
The Lions can win if they have the power of Friendship
@WhatEvenIsAGoodName19 күн бұрын
This video inspired me to calculate how many bananas are required to make the sun.
@kingofbunga3 жыл бұрын
I can not wait for the day my Grandchild graduates from college with a major in Leoastronomy
@justadudewhostolebread58363 жыл бұрын
Dad jokes
@denrarin3 жыл бұрын
@@justadudewhostolebread5836 Wow 1.5k likes and only 1 reply.
@necroLAN3 жыл бұрын
@@denrarin make em 4
@tranzient3 жыл бұрын
@@necroLAN nah, make them 5
@kishiroarca72183 жыл бұрын
@@tranzient make them 6
@pcstarter53783 жыл бұрын
"I dunno man, the lions have teeth, the sun is just a glowing slime."
@ThoseFerrets3 жыл бұрын
@robert noble plane❓
@amirkhezam78233 жыл бұрын
@robert noble "but they have claws so I mean I think they win this 1"
@theguy16083 жыл бұрын
@robert noble Lions could stack. We lose a few for the fight, but the Lion Ladder should get them to the sun and leave more than enough lions to demolish it. Lion Ladder always wins.
@zoomzoom22763 жыл бұрын
Just get close
@dontaskmyname95553 жыл бұрын
Idk if Lions could stand a chance, If some countries the temp is 40° what would it be if really close to sun I think if they use their claws it would vanish instead in a matter of seconds before they eat up the whole sun but im not sure if Sun Explodes if Damaged
@onewayuponewaydown3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Lions evolving and watching this in a million years.
I love how I keep coming back to this video ever year, despite having watched it already times already 😂
@lemonke5341 Жыл бұрын
Already times already
@steepslopesmm23 жыл бұрын
maybe if you instead had one lion attempt to infiltrate the sun and gave him 1 trillion lives eventually he'd get good enough at dodging the sun's attacks to be able to last long enough to kill it
@johnnysaurus043 жыл бұрын
That does sound like it might work...... We should get on this.
@pqbdwmnu3 жыл бұрын
Genius
@nikolatasic94523 жыл бұрын
Lions are cats and cats have 9 lives. So this lion would have 9 trillion lives which would allow him to last even longer.
@1Peasant3 жыл бұрын
Nice. Keep the plan simple.
@MRD_973 жыл бұрын
Would be like an undertale fight.
@emberman5353 жыл бұрын
"Can there ever be enough lions to become a sun of their own?" is not a sentence I ever expected to hear.
@user-pc5sc7zi9j3 жыл бұрын
"Lions shouldn't be able to spontaniously undergo nuclear fusion"
@stopautoclick6883 жыл бұрын
It would take 81 trillion lions
@spartan28673 жыл бұрын
stopautoclick Big trillions ir small trillions?
@roadnottaken153 жыл бұрын
Change lion with God and change sun to son, hey it's Christianity.... Sorry if I hurt anyone.... Just came to my mind.... Sorry once again
@thatcopenguy3 жыл бұрын
@@stopautoclick688 don't give lions idea, they might be reading this comment and will start copulating.
@RU-ik6gw3 жыл бұрын
KZbin algorith: He'll literally watch anything
@-that_guy-16743 жыл бұрын
as long as there is no ads.
@jgillette983 жыл бұрын
@@-that_guy-1674 I would say this guy knows, but that’s not his name. -That_Guy- knows!
@thegermanfool89533 жыл бұрын
Yes
@justarandomguyontheinterne43113 жыл бұрын
@UCZ3mJXrSkm4I201g8ShmokQ fuck you you are trying to get hate to innocent people
@LegendDragonFist3 жыл бұрын
@Thessalin ah, the great KZbin algorith
@BigAl-Corvus4 ай бұрын
0:08 At night. When the sun is asleep. Seems fine.
@legitbread3 жыл бұрын
This is the video I never knew I needed.
@v4rtex5183 жыл бұрын
I love your nerf vids!
@ardasstuff63 жыл бұрын
ayo legitbread
@Not_Aran82763 жыл бұрын
Will a cold uy scuti extinguish sun?
@gonkdroid54013 жыл бұрын
damn what a coincidence like you commented 2 hours ago wtf
@mello95863 жыл бұрын
Hey Vsause! Michel here Today we will be looking at this complex mathematical problem:Can 1 trillion lions defeat the sun? So,firstly we have to study the molecular composition considering environmental factors...
@MightyChequi2 жыл бұрын
I sometimes come back to this, to remember that anything can be scientifically explained with enough free time.
@boom-bm1kl2 жыл бұрын
God. Go...
@SilverionX2 жыл бұрын
@@boom-bm1kl In order to combat the psychological effects of loss of loved ones, the crippling fear of their own mortality and to explain natural phenomenon around them, among other things, early man came up with different nature spirits to appease and pray to. As civilization grew more advanced so did the gods, and priests grew more powerful and arguably sinister. This probably culminated in the western world in the crusades where countless thousands were slaughtered for no gain. Alternatively the inquisition, torturing and murdering people on an almost industrial scale. Good enough?
@boom-bm1kl2 жыл бұрын
@@SilverionX what causes the psychological effects? What causes morals? They came up with spirits because it was given to them, they knew there was something greater that can't be explained. Like science has been trying to do a lot longer on a level infinite higher than what you just attempted to describe and they still still don't have all the answers. Anything that is discovered is only permitted by God to be known. So no, that was nowhere near good enough.
@SilverionX2 жыл бұрын
@@boom-bm1kl I guess we'll have to agree to disagree then.
@hardkorkrokodajl7772 жыл бұрын
@@boom-bm1kl we are talking about things that exist, have existed or have been recorded as possible to happen. God is not even near that. And that’s not a speech of hate! How do you want to explain something that no one have ever seen, touched, recorded or gathered some evidence that it does exist.
@JETS53 жыл бұрын
In another universe "1 trillion suns vs 1 lion. Who would win?"
@poelewis12103 жыл бұрын
I don't know that lion must be op for 1 trillion sun to face him
@penielrobles3 жыл бұрын
@poe Lewis who said teh lion didn’t have admin
@poelewis12103 жыл бұрын
@@penielrobles ........good point
@thegabriel56003 жыл бұрын
Lion stronk
@Zekiraeth3 жыл бұрын
I dunno man, one is a pretty big number
@turtleking752625 күн бұрын
4:33 really made me just think how he knew I just breathed 😂😂
@notfloxoanymore77842 жыл бұрын
This is legit the only guy who can talk about throwing lions at the sun so seriously
@piezdabacon8392 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@Deebo_the_49ers_fan2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@JB-fh1bb2 жыл бұрын
Randall Munroe
@blablubb86152 жыл бұрын
Well not Lions but...... kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGiZaqucbqqHa6M
@nolandgurwell4472 жыл бұрын
Hi
@gorko15793 жыл бұрын
Have you ever beaten a lion in a fight? Have you ever beaten the sun in a fight? No? Then they’re equal. You’re welcome.
@navaryn29383 жыл бұрын
I got skin cancer from the sun and survived. Never fought a lion tho, so my money is still on them
@bruhbruh69693 жыл бұрын
@@navaryn2938 Wouldn't it be hella scary if your in bed and you hear the sun shout "ROUND 2"
@navaryn29383 жыл бұрын
@@bruhbruh6969 to be fair i'd be more surprised that of all people the sun decided to pick me in particular
@amiroeladiyat28453 жыл бұрын
You just to weak even 5 yo kid equal to sun
@McGillicuddy8493 жыл бұрын
Oh, thank you.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
Me before the video: "Hah, the sun would win-" Me after the video: *Lives in fear of a black hole created by lions*
@mrcookedbacon3243 жыл бұрын
What??? Why would you ever think the loins would win, pre or post watching the video
@thedisguisedduck68243 жыл бұрын
Well a black hole could be created by anything
@misslonewolf043 жыл бұрын
@@thedisguisedduck6824 facts
@angrybirdsfan98263 жыл бұрын
@@mrcookedbacon324 l o i n s
@accelerator94613 жыл бұрын
W
@danielyee993210 ай бұрын
1:22 that flat earth joke got me
@eviltroll62973 жыл бұрын
The lions would win, they'd lag the whole server.
@RetroRSP3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@justsomeredheaddude14753 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until the sun uses /kill @e
@aminesbai9263 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeredheaddude1475 the sun doesn't have permission to do that
@kriswell.3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@justsomeredheaddude14753 жыл бұрын
@@aminesbai926 I thought the sun had admin, who took it away?
@Luca-po8ve3 жыл бұрын
The Lions should attack in Winter because its colder.
@unfunnyhere49903 жыл бұрын
Big brain time
@kabookle89953 жыл бұрын
@@alexthefighter8612 it’s Called a joke
@hiveknight74163 жыл бұрын
@@alexthefighter8612 god there's like one idiot like you in every comment reply
@kabookle89953 жыл бұрын
@@alexthefighter8612 ok bud
@Lorenzo-bo7id3 жыл бұрын
@@alexthefighter8612 a bad one
@Reun1ty3 жыл бұрын
I was truly panicked when he said the sun is 51 km
@GodOfChaos_HeXa3 жыл бұрын
i was like wtf and the burst out laughing bc of the Flat Earth socity page
@ultimatebreak8273 жыл бұрын
Yea I though “isn’t the sun bigger than the Earth”
@fafnnier51203 жыл бұрын
Fr. I mean, Sun is only at the size of my palm... looking from here So, 10 cm tops. /jokingOfCourse
@user-rc8bb7yb1e3 жыл бұрын
*flashbacks to vsauce flat earth video*
@Sisyphos13123 жыл бұрын
@Timestamp Man what a hero
@SkyFilmsMaster15 күн бұрын
Who knew that a trillion lions fighting the Sun and failing so many times could be so interesting
@HarleyHerbert2 жыл бұрын
Another important thing to take into consideration is that being creatures from the African wilderness the lions have evolved to be able to better deal with the heat and the sun. This innate resistance surely goes in their favour in a matchup against the sun
@XenoPhobia2222 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💀
@godisdead66112 жыл бұрын
It’s still the literally sun bestie
@siimbabwe2 жыл бұрын
True, thier mane is literally sun-resistant
@king-jerr2 жыл бұрын
lions are not fire proof
@iSomeDood2 жыл бұрын
@@godisdead6611 Okay grandma, time to take your pills
@gigioleao3 жыл бұрын
"They'd win if they used sunscreen, like mommy lion told them to do"
@michaeljamesdaligdig33303 жыл бұрын
Yeah follow what mommy lions says they knows what's best in the desert
@flixs13533 жыл бұрын
They would win if they stanned loona smh
@TESUKHO3 жыл бұрын
@@flixs1353 Shut up
@joshualiu76493 жыл бұрын
How would the lions go to space though
@deez20373 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@DBZMacky3 жыл бұрын
So it _can_ be done, we just need 2 Undecillion lions.
@SlayerOmair3 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna even ask what the hell is that number.
@dramoka12013 жыл бұрын
What the hell is this number ?
@gdiggitydawg84083 жыл бұрын
@@dramoka1201 well, it’s at least 3.
@dramoka12013 жыл бұрын
@@gdiggitydawg8408 What the hell is that number ?
@gdiggitydawg84083 жыл бұрын
@@dramoka1201 it’s at least 3.
@Baallerith Жыл бұрын
I have not understood one single second of this video and yet I appreciated every wise word spoken.
Dude, you completely forgot to account for the lions natural sun protection. They live in the savanna and practically bask in the sun all day.
@siddharthnevermind3 жыл бұрын
Also theh got claws and stuff
@elieweiss10493 жыл бұрын
Yeah and they always look angry
@Black_chinese_monster3 жыл бұрын
P
@olybolyolyboly1543 жыл бұрын
@@elieweiss1049 and scary
@LeivenFrestea3 жыл бұрын
let's just hope that the level 1 lions have the "Sun Protection" skill learned otherwise they'd lose!
@canadadry54493 жыл бұрын
Easy: Lions. Everything the sunlight touches belongs to them. That includes the sun itself.
@christaylor6563 жыл бұрын
What about that shadowy place??
@heresjohnny65983 жыл бұрын
good answer hands down
@deadlyseven80083 жыл бұрын
@Mida Multi-Tool that's a bit sus what the sun is doing 😏
@richard230773 жыл бұрын
@Mida Multi-Tool xD
@shahan4843 жыл бұрын
@@deadlyseven8008 suns
@trollsansofficialАй бұрын
I bet if someone said "who would win? 1 quadrillion lions or the ball of true vacuum?" they'd still say "that's a lot of lions"
@beansummoner3 жыл бұрын
"Well, since lions _shouldn't_ be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion..." One of my favorite lines
@Mannnnnnnn3 жыл бұрын
Why
@beansummoner3 жыл бұрын
@@Mannnnnnnn If you want the full linguistic teardown, its the sudden contrast of "lions" and "spontaneously undergoing nuclear fusion", two things which _shouldn't_ go together, so hearing them used together startled me (for lack of a better word), and that was conveyed to me as humorous. Not to mention the use of the word _shouldn't_ , implying he's not entirely conviced its _impossible_ ; that there could be a small chance lions _could_ undergo spontaneous nuclear fusion, which I also found funny. But thats just me. TLDR: Lion fusion funny
@DamienTheGoat3 жыл бұрын
I found this comment AS he said it lmao
@jeremiahgabriel57093 жыл бұрын
Same. I want it on a t shirt.
@debatingontheoreos89813 жыл бұрын
@@beansummoner This was comedic gold!
@gaiseric95183 жыл бұрын
This is easy. Lions have claws. The sun doesn’t. Lions stomp. This is a mismatch.
@Nonessentialsquid3 жыл бұрын
Lion = Bite Sun = no bite. It’s pretty self explanatory
@gaiseric95183 жыл бұрын
@@Nonessentialsquid facts, bro.
@flixs13533 жыл бұрын
Lions have legs sun no has legs so it can't run away easy claps
@imantslase10963 жыл бұрын
@@flixs1353 fax
@bigal76133 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but the sun is hotter than your mom
@SeenAGreatLight3 жыл бұрын
"Look, my sun. Everything the lions touch is our kingdom." -- Sunfasa
@taannmann3 жыл бұрын
W comment
@R3dR4y.3 жыл бұрын
I laughed much harder than I should’ve
@anub1s9543 жыл бұрын
Mufasun*
@SeenAGreatLight3 жыл бұрын
@@anub1s954 You know, I thought about using Mufasun! Then I thought about phrases like "Inception -> painting-ception," or "explosion -> melon-splosion," and I went with Sunfasa. ...And I'm probably thinking about this more than anyone cares about. XD
@tatrocks21773 жыл бұрын
Moonfasa
@Hushakal5 ай бұрын
thanks for making topics clear and easy to understand!
@micahj8943 жыл бұрын
"one potential method could be to compress these lions into a black hole" That's a statement i never would have thought i'd hear.
@ericstapleton95773 жыл бұрын
That's actually the first thing I thought of
@cohensmith61003 жыл бұрын
@@ericstapleton9577 lmap stop lying bro no one cares how smart you think you are. Deadass finding comment section clout
@naveenarora64673 жыл бұрын
@@cohensmith6100 dude everyone thought of the same thing. Ur mistake if u didn't
@jayparekh40803 жыл бұрын
@@ericstapleton9577 same.
@jayparekh40803 жыл бұрын
i never thought to think that I would never hear it
@rwdmediahd3 жыл бұрын
The lack of understanding I have of every sentence is humbling.
@ericstapleton95773 жыл бұрын
Have you graduated high school?
@catsniper69743 жыл бұрын
@@ericstapleton9577 you didn’t
@catsniper69743 жыл бұрын
@Mooman Rider yes you are a dumbass
@ygotsvlog37623 жыл бұрын
@Mooman Rider i mean i dont really care about stupid math
@spline52433 жыл бұрын
@@ygotsvlog3762 good luck with life then
@williamcheng43903 жыл бұрын
my heart actually dropped when you said "the sun is 51 km across" like my heart was saying "tf?"
@claraishungry5013 жыл бұрын
me too i started calculating how long 51 kms is and thought i was the dumb one
@Robert_102033 жыл бұрын
I laughted so hard. I don't undersand why... :D God dammit.
@ViriyaSP3 жыл бұрын
The stab at the Flat Earth Society is clear.
@CWINDOWSsystem323 жыл бұрын
That flat-Earth wiki page also states that the Sun is a sphere. Interesting how they believe the Earth is flat but the Sun is still round.
@claraishungry5013 жыл бұрын
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 can you give me the link to their wiki i cant find it
@Greenmachine305 Жыл бұрын
"Lions shouldn't be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion". I love that line!
@ethrashord46453 жыл бұрын
"If we're gonna destroy the sun...we're gonna need more lions"
@noamont99363 жыл бұрын
we need duke nukem to voice this
@ethrashord46453 жыл бұрын
@@noamont9936 I've never needed something this excessively until now
@byrowgamer83403 жыл бұрын
That's why aliens dont visit us
@creexsummer46383 жыл бұрын
@@byrowgamer8340 lmao
@byrowgamer83403 жыл бұрын
@@creexsummer4638 ikr
@MrWhatdafuBOOM3 жыл бұрын
Sun: "Hey guys, look over here!" Lions: *looking* Sun: "Haha, now you're blind!"
@griffinoleary16943 жыл бұрын
that might be the answer. Nobody said that the lions have to be in space, they could reside here on Earth.
@gryphic71333 жыл бұрын
Asdf
@averavenue3 жыл бұрын
@@gryphic7133 exactly what i thought
@memoabi7203 жыл бұрын
do u like the new chopper
@sillysillyX33 жыл бұрын
You’re wrong. It’s actually “Haha, now you’re disintegrated!”
@arnef.4093 жыл бұрын
You can protect yourself from the sun with sunglasses and sunscreen. There aren no Lion glasses and no Lionscreen... Lions win
@wdaswwqads3 жыл бұрын
There is a thing called shotgun
@ac300243 жыл бұрын
Yea stand beside the sun with those sun protections and then never comment again.
@arnef.4093 жыл бұрын
@@ac30024 how can you stand beside the sun if there is no ground?
@praveen38623 жыл бұрын
You can pet lion(zoo) can you pet God sun??
@ZillionSole313 жыл бұрын
@@ac30024 r/woooosh
@nickp394915 күн бұрын
Having beaten many Solrocks, the sun is weak to water, so if a lion knows surf it’s over
@10001vader3 жыл бұрын
"There's not too much data about chucking things into the sun." Clearly such an oversight must be corrected.
@hasanmuttaqin4643 жыл бұрын
"There's not too much data about chucking things into the sun." maybe because the evidence already chucked to the sun, duh
@ThatFadedAsian3 жыл бұрын
It's actually surprisingly difficult to plunge things into the sun. Because any object launched from earth carries on the momentum from the Earth's orbital velocity. 30 KM/s or 67,000 miles per hour. In order for an object to fall into the sun you have to cancel out this orbital velocity. Which takes a lot of fuel and energy, infact it's far easier to make an object leave the solar system than it is to plunge it into the sun. I think how one satellite got close to the sun was performing gravitational sling shot orbits around Jupiter and the Sun to slowly cancel out the velocity over several years before finally making an approach to the sun. This was just to get into a near sun orbit tho, and not to fall into the sun.
@pancakecommanderandbowser22793 жыл бұрын
@@ThatFadedAsian you seem to know a lot about this Your getting chucked first
@ThatFadedAsian3 жыл бұрын
@@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 Atleast I get to go to space.
@AlucardTheRedeemed3 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until we chuck the wrong thing and trigger a reaction.
@ali_abd67233 жыл бұрын
An official apology from humans to the lions for the tragedy they are going through. You served valiantly. Thank you
@jekesan42213 жыл бұрын
@KingNyx You are the edgy one here kiddo,so frick of out of here.
@warmtofu28133 жыл бұрын
there won't be any lions left to apologize to at the end of the video 😂. unless one escaped this youtubers force powers
@coinbasee3 жыл бұрын
@@jekesan4221 bro if you’re 9 just say that
@coinbasee3 жыл бұрын
@KingNyx how is bro edgy?
@rlolaislijhtw3 жыл бұрын
Step one: Give every lion a stick Step two: Every lion breaks their stick in half Step three: One trillion lions armed with two trillion sticks What's the sun gonna do??
@epicnoob39783 жыл бұрын
You forgot , what if the sun had 2 trillion sticks themself
@Jmvars3 жыл бұрын
What's the purpose of breaking the stick in half? It still has the same mass. Am I missing a reference?
@rlolaislijhtw3 жыл бұрын
@@Jmvars no, you're just missing the obvious: one stick per hand, perfect to shank the sun with. Boom.
@theintelligentcow74473 жыл бұрын
@@rlolaislijhtw what if they sharpen the sticks with their claws and teeth, now they have real shanks.
@SouledOutToChrist3 жыл бұрын
Burn
@puckypenguin4u766Ай бұрын
"But thats a lotta lions" - good argument
@gab_gabriel70913 жыл бұрын
You lost me at "Could there be an amount of lions that can start nuclear fusion on their own"
@Donke2673 жыл бұрын
So that part is basically, "when does lion=sun"
@maxteraform3 жыл бұрын
So late? I was lost at "In 2015"
@arunthebuffoon45543 жыл бұрын
It asks, "when does the Lion Ball get big enough to become a star like the sun?" The sun is basically a massive nuclear power plant, so it talks about "nuclear fusion" Don't forget that this is all happening in space, so these lions would all be dead. And the matter that they contain would squish together, as a result of their own weight. This would make a giant meat-planet -complete with an atmosphere sucked out of the lions' lungs. With a large enough weight, this Lion Ball could soon collapse of its own mass, becoming a black-hole. That is exactly what the video discusses later on.
@ZFEK3 жыл бұрын
"I mean the sun is only 1 and the lions are 1 trillion"
@hadrianwolf47303 жыл бұрын
Yes but the Sun is Hot enough to warm up Our whole Planet and a lion would not even survive a microwave
@The_CEO_of_Swag3 жыл бұрын
@@hadrianwolf4730 You can’t put a lion in microwave
@Javusus3 жыл бұрын
@@The_CEO_of_Swag did you try?
@teathesilkwing76163 жыл бұрын
@@Javusus yes.
@complxgd40603 жыл бұрын
@@teathesilkwing7616 what does it taste?
@ArsTheurgiaGoetia3 жыл бұрын
If you really want to bend the rules to stack things in the lions’ favor, instead of redefining a trillion as a quintillion, redefine the sun as shorthand for “sun-maid raisin”
@texoraptor1123 жыл бұрын
BOI
@NMvapa3 жыл бұрын
Well he did not redefine it per se, he just used a different trillion
@Noone-jy6em3 жыл бұрын
He didnt redefine nothing the one who posted didnt say which trillion
@roseroserose5883 жыл бұрын
@@aban33 he used the long scale trillion, which is different to the shortscale trillion (which is half the size)
@MandraRyna3 жыл бұрын
@@aban33 you didnt watch vid did you?
@skunksnotАй бұрын
0:32 they might be giants reference.....
@thelordevanАй бұрын
love that song
@user-gi3xn9nz7z3 күн бұрын
Bro..
@Ari-ny1fb3 жыл бұрын
“Can 1 trillion lions beat the sun?” 2 million people: i don’t need sleep, i need answers.
@Volfas3 жыл бұрын
anyone who thought lions could beat the sun shouldn't exist on this earth... I watched this video with grim face till half point... Couldn't take it anymore.
@patrik_conjar83943 жыл бұрын
@@Volfas tf wrong with you of course lions would win there is 1 trillion of them
@arathan93053 жыл бұрын
@@Volfas bruh the lions will obviously win, they can eat the sun
@God_Help_Me113 жыл бұрын
@@Volfas they can just blow on the sun smh simple it will then stop being hot smh 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@tyomikshkolnik79883 жыл бұрын
Almost 2
@JoshStrifeHayes3 жыл бұрын
Ahh, the algorithm brings us together again
@adamayala183 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff man. Felt your pain when you decided it was a good idea to try Luna online lol
@nolankern49663 жыл бұрын
Hey man I loved the otherworld Series, what a passion you showed for a game truly deserving of passion the devs put in. Such a tough backstory but such a compelling piece of journalism. Glad to see our algorithms on the same videos
@JustAJauneArc3 жыл бұрын
I literally just saw you from Asmongold reacting to one of your videos about him how in the hell?
@JoshStrifeHayes3 жыл бұрын
@@JustAJauneArc the algorithm is a strange and mysterious thing
@moonwalkhi3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@trisar21462 жыл бұрын
I mean, obviously, the lions were never going to win. When you want to defeat the sun, you need an army of TIGERS. Everyone knows that.
@mnkash20072 жыл бұрын
if you wanna defeat the sun become immortal so you will one day outlive the sun
@rown7932 жыл бұрын
yeah and you OBVIOUSLY wrote this stupid comment
@Kenonza2 жыл бұрын
@F2 bruh im pretty sure donkeys are stronger than both tigers and mole rats, they would be the winner
@GabesEdtiz2 жыл бұрын
@@Kenonza bruh I’m pretty sure Fire Ants are stronger than Tigers, Mole Rats, and Donkeys combined
@betinhocastro53042 жыл бұрын
@@GabesEdtiz i'm pretty sure that nonexisty from BFDI would easly win
@itsfynn Жыл бұрын
we need the sequel - would the pokemon win
@theincrediblemurph3 жыл бұрын
I still can’t get over the word “lionball” lmao
@realswoofed3 жыл бұрын
Hey, wanna play *lionball*
@griffinissler59793 жыл бұрын
*lionsphere
@toiletpaper58363 жыл бұрын
@Ho Justin More like lionball V remastered
@notbabybubba3 жыл бұрын
shoot lmbo
@iamapokerface89923 жыл бұрын
stfu
@exelion1003 жыл бұрын
"KZbin recommending me this" Me: okay but why tho? "Me after watching the video" Me: okay but why tho?
@DosFritos3 жыл бұрын
"KZbin recommending me this" Me: okay but why tho? "Me after watching the video" Me: okay but why tho?
@badsportblack14453 жыл бұрын
The bots run strong with this one
@gojupiter47773 жыл бұрын
Hours ...
@RlCKastIey3 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@dazdilinger1103 жыл бұрын
me after watching this:Ummm Leoastronomy
@gohazard42843 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of science I should be learning at university
@ThyFloorestFloor3 жыл бұрын
Sí
@mdahsenmirza25363 жыл бұрын
no
@retardman51933 жыл бұрын
Mate this type of shit you can learn at school and you talking about universities? I feel this comment belongs to r/youngpeopleyoutube
@clashoclan33713 жыл бұрын
Are you a kindergartener?
@gohazard42843 жыл бұрын
There is no need to take my initial comment as gods word, it was a joke and nothing more