I must admit: As a german I had no idea how popular simulator games are in my country. Until I started working in QA. It opened my eyes and made me cry in shame, horror and german.
@sechsauge Жыл бұрын
Poor soul.
@KABLAMMATS Жыл бұрын
Hi Achmed
@Sonichero151 Жыл бұрын
Now get back to qa testing farming simulator 2077
@GigiBranconi Жыл бұрын
@@Sonichero151Don't remind them of their suffering Rip Brudi 🙏
@spiired6469 Жыл бұрын
@@KABLAMMATS💀
@wieso40085 жыл бұрын
"ELEX is the latest copy of Gothic 2" is probably the most accurate TL;DR description of a game I've ever heard. Priceless.
@auburn88335 жыл бұрын
True, they literally copied Gorn in there and called him born, lmao
@masterzoroark66644 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Papaj2.1373 жыл бұрын
+companions and flying
@MrSkme3 жыл бұрын
Yup, gothic 2 is one of my favourite games of all time. It doesn't hold your hand and you feel like you're actually playing an RPG. i wish there was more games like that.
@zigfaust3 жыл бұрын
"If it aint broke, don't fix it." - Nintendo
@Awesomenessgaminglebrony3 жыл бұрын
Sseth's power is so strong that Piranha Bites is now making a sequel
@shaynehughes66453 жыл бұрын
Gothic2 2: Escape from Germany
@ewptyewpewp3 жыл бұрын
Sixty ninth like 6( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)9
@MinscFromBaldursGate923 жыл бұрын
Elex 2: Gothic 2 in space 2: Electric Boogaloo.
@TheGrace0203 жыл бұрын
Based
@SolarisKane2 жыл бұрын
Real talk, Elex 2 is looking to vastly improve over Elex.
@macabre1015 жыл бұрын
"Jurgen, Hans and akhmed"... That was perfect.
@MrSp0iler4 жыл бұрын
Inferior idiots thinking that 2 biggest cities are where most of population lives in the country.
@datemasamune21064 жыл бұрын
Bruh, at least write it correctly. :v
@megamastah3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSp0iler Inferior idiots as in not uber-menschen?
@oleanderkazzy_3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSp0iler piss off, Hitler youth
@Eisenwulf6663 жыл бұрын
@@megamastah yeah the inferior was.. anachronistic honestly XD
@Gen_Warlock6 жыл бұрын
"Your health is low, got any potions... Or F O O D?!" Fable, is that you?
@90maducc5 жыл бұрын
Fable 1? Yes. Whatta game.
@HappyBeezerStudios4 жыл бұрын
Now imagine that would be Skyrim. And we all ate 20 cheese wheels and 50 apples mit combat, mid jump, while the guard just noticed that he doesn't need a knee to stab you!
@HardcoreWrestlingNerd4 жыл бұрын
I Skyrim. Timefreeze so I can buff up and heal by eating thousands of rotten apples and putting my glitched infinite stats gear on to make you fly further than the other side of the whole map thus erasing you from existence.
@linkesocke45334 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it.
@WittyOriginalUsername3 жыл бұрын
That….that was the joke….
@Arishava7 жыл бұрын
am german, can confirm. this is how it is
@fuki9997 жыл бұрын
im not and i cuntfirm this too lal
@TheKingofbrooklin7 жыл бұрын
Verräter !
@jessepinkman73837 жыл бұрын
apart from döner ,it's fantastic if you buy it from the right place
@edwardoliveira17487 жыл бұрын
the konz Volksfahrräder!
@zeronatras7 жыл бұрын
Thanks Ahmed
@QKuKier6 жыл бұрын
"The stamina bar is a great feature and adds a lot to the game. There's nothing more satisfying than watching a green bar deplete and replenish in the top left of my screen, as I wait for my cerebral palsy stricken character to accumulate enough energy for his paralized muscles to spring into motion." Jesus Christ, this line alone deserves a Hugo Award, my personal favourite of all Sseth's videos. Watched this one shamelesly too many times to count.
@nikolamiladinovic85185 жыл бұрын
Mine is review of Heroes of Might and magic III
@McDouggal4 жыл бұрын
Sseth is too offensive to be considered for a Hugo. Which sucks because he's fucking hilarious.
@HikyouBanchou4 жыл бұрын
They fixed this problem. In difficulty settings you can now turn off stamina usage in melee combat.
@DravicPL4 жыл бұрын
@@HikyouBanchou ah, yes! A famous way to fix any design suffering from a few flaws. Don't just fix them, no! Disable them!
@eldonhill48404 жыл бұрын
@@DravicPL the problem was literally that the mechanic existed in the first place, so in this case yes, it would be
@Ω3103ζ7 жыл бұрын
I lost it at Achmed
@akroma123456789107 жыл бұрын
Why? It's a standard tanned German name.
@CoolGuyAtlas7 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "Germans of Non-Racist Origins"
@EternalDeath147 жыл бұрын
Funny, yet not inaccurate.
@rocwood7 жыл бұрын
They're the only Germans who know how to cook beef and lamb properly.
@cryptosporidiom7 жыл бұрын
Also they're the only Germans who know how to marry their cousins properly, and how to barely speak German properly.
@void-creature4 жыл бұрын
As a German, I can say that’s exactly how we do, but the wacky background music is only audible in Bayern
@Hanfgurkenhasser4 жыл бұрын
Des hoast 'Bavaria' auf Englisch, du Saupreiss, du damischer!
@void-creature4 жыл бұрын
@@Hanfgurkenhasser wenns BAYERN hoast, dann hoasts auch BAYERN du landersverräter
@jariga82574 жыл бұрын
Shit ich lebe in Deutschland und verstehe die hälfte von dem ihr redet nichtmal xD.
@Hanfgurkenhasser4 жыл бұрын
@@void-creature Oida! Kimm her und hol dia dei Gnackwatschn ab. Grattler.
@Hanfgurkenhasser4 жыл бұрын
@@jariga8257 Jo, kennt man doch, es gibt zwei Sprachen in Deutschland: Deutsch und Bayerisch. :D
@p1nkfreud6 жыл бұрын
As a Full blooded German, I can attest to the velociraptors and giant rats in our scenic forests.
@TechSupportDave4 жыл бұрын
interesting...
@librarianseth55722 жыл бұрын
So THAT'S where they filmed "Beast Wars"
@deathtrooper77602 жыл бұрын
@@librarianseth5572 yes and some of them are great for hiking just stay on the path and you can survive if you run fast enough. in the case you disapear worry not everyone will pretend that you never was there and that they never seen you.
@GoofyGoober123452 жыл бұрын
I have seen a t rex in the volkspark the other day
@QuaestorL2 жыл бұрын
wow, i wish i had that thing in Brazil...we have it in Acre though...
@posysajrazdwatrzy7 жыл бұрын
Your content keeps getting consistently better, more polished, crammed with the right type of autistist-relatable jokes and a very satisfying brand of sarcasm and actual honest useful in-depth analysis/review. I hope you keep doing what you're doing.
@DeutscherDummer7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure everyone in the comments is joking though.
@irony89087 жыл бұрын
The best jokes are the ones that are true.
@super_genius7 жыл бұрын
DeutscherDummer what are you even insinuating. Jokes can be unfunny jokes can be either true or false they're jokes grow up bb.
@DeutscherDummer7 жыл бұрын
Exactly, that is a joke. I found that meme funny at first, and depending on the context I still think it is, but some people seem to just use humor to veil and spread actual hatred. Sometimes it is hard to disguish trolls from those people.
@irony89087 жыл бұрын
People don't spread hatered. In the same way that they don't spread love, envy or any other human emotion. All of them are born inside your brain, they are yours emotions, not someone else. You emotional response to any information from the outside is your own problem and nobodies responsibility.And that's what separates children from adults - responsibility for yourself. People only spread information. And hate speech is orwellian attempt on censorship, nothing more. Stop gobbling down totalitarian leftist propaganda.
@ThePamimo5 жыл бұрын
As a german from berlin i can confirm, walking outside results in immediate stabbing
@TFrills4 жыл бұрын
Berlin is basically East Germany.
@Soderbob4 жыл бұрын
@@TFrills nah Berlin Kreuzberg and Neuköln are more like Detroit in the 90s
@TFrills4 жыл бұрын
@@Soderbob On the map, it's basically in East Germany though.
@Eisenwulf6663 жыл бұрын
Ok so I love Germany, have been to many great cities and towns. Munich, Koln, Frankfurt, Düsseldorf even Hamburg which used to have a bad name years ago but I found charming and had a very pleasant time. Berlin.. Was different. In the two days we stayed there a pusher tried to sell us drugs, basically in the streets, a drunken gentleman of Turkish descent made some very colourful remarks on my girl at the time, when she waved him off he started pushing her with considerable force. Maybe I'm a coward but we ran away(the gentleman wasn't alone btw and fighting strangers in a strange city seemed like a bad idea). The day of the departure another gentleman tried to pickpocket us. Thankfully he was a "pro" because the moment he saw we caught him he said something like :"sorry, my mistake" and quickly walked away. So Germany is cool and fun, Berlin an aquired taste
@OuhPii3 жыл бұрын
@@nurpiet Yup, that explains a lot.
@XellDincht6 жыл бұрын
The best RPG Germany ever produced is called Panzerschreck
@NecroFkz5 жыл бұрын
Good joke. Thanks!
@4e34e545e345w35 жыл бұрын
I thought best RPG by Germany is Blitzkrieg.
@sputnik74725 жыл бұрын
@@4e34e545e345w3 The Panzerschreck is an RPG. You know... a rocket launcher.
@pierate47015 жыл бұрын
It's not the best Shrek though, that's Mike Myers
@pierate47015 жыл бұрын
Who is himself not the best Mike Myers, that's a fictional serial killer
@neosildrake2 жыл бұрын
As a German myself, living just a few kilometers away from Berlin aka the Domed City, I can confirm this as truth. And with the release of Gothic II version 6.2 aka Elex 2, our forests have also been upgraded to feature big badass wolves and jackals. We here in Germany are very VERY proud of our forests.
@soku890 Жыл бұрын
The devs must have watched this review since the mental energy reserve exploit is now patched and the flamethrower has a long cooldown between attacks.
@baseddepartment965610 ай бұрын
I'm glad they finally fixed the whole "people actually having fun in their game" issue. Now I can not play it in peace.
@entryforme9 ай бұрын
the studio is bankrupt now lol. well deserved. I loved the gothic titles but holy shit the decisions made (mostly by the Lead Producer) were HORRENDOUS over the past decade@@baseddepartment9656
@MegaRazor6197 жыл бұрын
I love you seth, never change
@LilithSoul46 жыл бұрын
I love you too
@weeabooshunter47595 жыл бұрын
we all change, but it's important not to forget where we started from
@lorrispain41253 жыл бұрын
Thats a good wisdom
@grimmdul98086 жыл бұрын
Flamethrower? OH YOU MEAN FLAMMENWERFER! IT WERFS FLAMMEN!
@dietwindieu98445 жыл бұрын
somebody has been watching sovietwomble
@Headbangerr-en2cc5 жыл бұрын
@@TuriGamer His point is beeing funny. It spells: F-U-N-N-Y and it means: to make people with brains laugh.
@SimaoRodrigues...5 жыл бұрын
@@Headbangerr-en2cc An old meme that died a very long time ago aint funny,sorry chief.
@Nevrojs5 жыл бұрын
@@SimaoRodrigues... it is funny for germans
@jynxed66six545 жыл бұрын
@@TuriGamer ahhh, i man of no humour i see
@BruceForte7 жыл бұрын
A new genre is born... yodelwave
@ghostgate826 жыл бұрын
Dye the sheep pink and purple.
@entryforme9 ай бұрын
I've watched this like 10 times over the past few years. Never gets old, still cracks me up. Real gold.
@PhantomJavelin4 жыл бұрын
9:42 I respect Sseth's restraint from saying "Who could condoner such atrocities?"
@QuaestorL2 жыл бұрын
i knew it! i knew it! ANGELA! MERKEL!
@howtomundane31092 ай бұрын
You did this! You made me shit my guts out for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT !!
@dodgechance45647 жыл бұрын
best content on KZbin hands down, will become a patron.
@bb3xhrhj7 жыл бұрын
The people upvoting this better join the Merchants Guild. No shlomo
@godsadog7 жыл бұрын
Elex is by far the best action RPG since 2002 Morrowind and Gothic. And yes I am German. My name is Fritz.
@BlackMetalButterfly7 жыл бұрын
The Witcher 3?
@ImperativeGames7 жыл бұрын
it's a great RPG, but it's it's second for me: Fallout: New Vegas takes 1st place in my heart, sry. Maybe because I'm not German (Russian living in Russia).
@SSchithFoo7 жыл бұрын
BlackMetalButterfly Witcher is not a real rpg. Its an action adventure game.
@BlackMetalButterfly7 жыл бұрын
Wut? Care to explain? And don't say because theres no character creator...
@RandomGuyScrollingDown4457 жыл бұрын
BlackMetalButterfly Can people stop overrating TW3? Honestly, the story was very tedious so tedious that I already forgot about the plot lmfao.
@nekromorg7 жыл бұрын
As an average german male i feel heavily offended. Prepare to be invaded.
@jbreitz877 жыл бұрын
Ah so you're bringing him more cultural enrichment.
@snickers68367 жыл бұрын
Ayyy lmao
@ls2000766 жыл бұрын
meatmaster pls, achmed. Don't do this
@handsomebrick6 жыл бұрын
*prepared
@tvsty58306 жыл бұрын
@@KlaweKlapki Döner*
@moltementi2795 жыл бұрын
>ancap >Hates roads Why did you say the same thing twice
@MaQuGo1194 жыл бұрын
Hello, Reddit
@catburglar823 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this lol
@HonestlyJustSomeGuy3 жыл бұрын
@@MaQuGo119 Leddit*
@alexrowe70634 жыл бұрын
The end rant at 9:14 was pure gold had me laughing like a madman every replay. You have a permanent subscriber
@nosubscribe62337 жыл бұрын
Alterntive history Hub
@handless76776 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god, i think you're right.
@chipskylark55005 жыл бұрын
Exactly what the fuck is "alternative"
@eldbecks92994 жыл бұрын
But what if things went differently? WHAT IF Germany DID NOT create this game.
@linkesocke45334 жыл бұрын
@@chipskylark5500 alternative is the same as alternate. I think the original post meant the alternate history hub channel.
@linkesocke45334 жыл бұрын
@@eldbecks9299 Than this game wouldn't exist. The more interestingquestions are "What if this game was a mega hit like Skyrim or the witcher 3?" or "What if Bethesda or Ubisoft or EA made this game? Would it be better or worse?" ;)
@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_7 жыл бұрын
To be fair Gothic II is pretty good, so I don't mind playing it over and over again.
@halsaufschneider14467 жыл бұрын
Too bad, Elex is not Gothic 2. Elex is dog shit, or just another Risen 2.
@legion9996 жыл бұрын
Halsaufschneider Nah, it's pretty good.
@floppydisksareop6 жыл бұрын
Zapfenstreich i liked elex...
@ZAP01616 жыл бұрын
Spot the german
@zaxon8104 жыл бұрын
It's ok to like garbage, lmao! xD
@krausier7 жыл бұрын
I love your humor dude it's so good.
@Hates-handle6 жыл бұрын
Elexs has never gotten a more honest and fair review
@Tramp0-lin32 жыл бұрын
"Germans with names like: Jurgen, Hanz and Ahmed ..." Most based Giga Chad sentence I heard in a while
@fross541 Жыл бұрын
i bet you actually say "based" and "giga chad" IRL and also do not get laid
@soulSSeekingbullet Жыл бұрын
@@fross541 I reckon your two homo daddies instructed you to say this.
@Ultrox0076 жыл бұрын
I love this game, and give the review a 9/10 accuracy, would have been 10/10 but you didn't touch on the clerics fetish for cyberdongs.
@travismurtland32572 жыл бұрын
Or walking out of the first Barbarian village to promptly get 1-shot by literally EVERYTHING YOU SEE
@yourdude99422 жыл бұрын
@@travismurtland3257 10 hours in and 3 rats will still maul you to dead.
@MrManKunt6 жыл бұрын
I love how you cant see shit 2 meters away from you, but you can see a hill, which is 3 kilometers away. Now that's what I call great graphic design.
@PharmDiff7 жыл бұрын
Sharing this because I am a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.
@transparentcd6 жыл бұрын
@STATiS MUSIC you tried
@transparentcd6 жыл бұрын
@STATiS MUSIC you got 2 likes over the course of 9 months. So no, you didn't succeed
@transparentcd6 жыл бұрын
@STATiS MUSIC Success is determined by the people
@stunk28066 жыл бұрын
STATiS MUSIC ohhkay i dub thee successful
@campar10435 жыл бұрын
@Spark thanks for letting me know, random internet guy
@cryw10925 жыл бұрын
0:28 Technically, it said to press any key, and the power button is not a key. This one's on you boi.
@kookbook43994 жыл бұрын
Where's the any key?
@ussliberty1094 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a clip of DSP shouting "Wow" when he did that.
@EsperPinion4 жыл бұрын
Buttons are keys
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure some keyboards have a OFF Key... XD
@alextherussian73663 жыл бұрын
Well I pressed the house key and the car keys, yet nothing happened. Horrible programing still.
@wgdavidson96692 жыл бұрын
I'm playing this game for the first time right now. This review is spot-on, and has to be one of the funniest I have ever watched.
@karqz6667 жыл бұрын
Now you should do a review of actual Gothic II.
@humuhumu7767 жыл бұрын
goat imo
@Fajeth887 жыл бұрын
He should not as he would undoubtedly talk a lot of shit about this great game.
@somedesertdude13087 жыл бұрын
Fajeth88 it's satire
@MrTokesu6 жыл бұрын
karqz666 yes I too would like a gothic 3 review
@giantzombiechild6 жыл бұрын
He should review Risen too.
@lordgret1297 жыл бұрын
As a Gothic 1 and 2 fan, I found this review hilarious and on the point. Good work sir.
@ThePolistiren7 жыл бұрын
0:31 That "lighting" almost makes you look white.
@orderofdusk23825 жыл бұрын
@@thotslayer9914 No, girls do not exist on the internet he's a trap.
@tntTom1742 жыл бұрын
This video gave justice to my decition to buy the game and also whole new channel to watch. Thank you, good sir Sseth for this pure content.
@tntTom1742 жыл бұрын
Oh, I'm loving the game btw. It's piranha game and cool one.
@cestarianinhabitant58984 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be Gothic without porn tier voice acting, would it? Also jokes on anyone who waited for the price of the game to drop, 3 years later and it's still 50$
@EsperPinion4 жыл бұрын
Joke's on people who stopped waiting -game wasn't fixed -price didn't drop
@E8oL44 жыл бұрын
lel got it for 8 deutschmarks at some random keyseller
@KatalistProductionsKozzySasha3 жыл бұрын
I donno about that.... some PB games have had meh voice work but others have had great voice work, Risen 1 for example had Lena Headey from GOT, also the dude who did the voice of Gollum in LOTR, loved the voice work in that game.
@noahtt33663 жыл бұрын
I got it last week for $15 on sale
@xxXXRAPXXxx3 жыл бұрын
i got it for free..... YARR M80!
@LoydAvenheart6 жыл бұрын
You either recommend me addictive masterpieces of games, or you turn around and shit on the floor and say it's caviar. I love you Seth.
@sekarmaltum16955 ай бұрын
Ahh :D the flamethrower -how very german! Good to see old traditions maintained with such love and care!
@KecskeTabornok7 жыл бұрын
They make the same game for 20 years straight, but for some reasone they never managed to make something better than gothic 2 q_q .
@haunted53116 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of valve never releasing a 3rd game for any of their titles
@CESSKAR6 жыл бұрын
That's crazy talk. Gothic 3 is nothing like Gothic 2, and Risen is similar but its sequels are very different.
@electricant555 жыл бұрын
You mean Gothic 1
@nichttuntun33645 жыл бұрын
Yes. It's a shame. Lame and boring game concept with absolutely no evolution and fresh creativity. Totally to be avoided.
@KatalistProductionsKozzySasha3 жыл бұрын
Risen 1 was very close :)
@deletedTestimony2 жыл бұрын
"He can jump higher than any white person in history" -the man jumps 6cm
@Irisfantasies2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy i hope sseth makes an elex 2 review now!
@iron15287 жыл бұрын
I knew I had to subscribe to this channel within the first 40 seconds of this video...great work
@MyLittleMagneton7 жыл бұрын
Not thanking the merchants guild. - Stares Merchantly -
@PuerRidcully2 ай бұрын
Came for merchant banter, stayed for yodeling.
@vtancredi17173 жыл бұрын
"Experience human emotions for the first time, such as anger at the clunky control scheme..." LMAO!!
@ViciousTriangle6 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest review of a game I have ever seen. Its on sale right now and i'm for sure going to buy it because of this video, thank you for the laughs
@ZunaZurugi5 жыл бұрын
Now we need a Review of Outward ! The most Gothic Dark Souls like game ever.
@machinegunyelly69445 жыл бұрын
I am German as well, lived in Berlin most of my life and I LOLd so hard at this. Genius work!
@DeutscherDummer7 жыл бұрын
I thought the Risen 1 combat was fine, not great, but something that they should have kept and improved on. Instead, they made this mess of a combat system, that get's worse with every game, somehow...
@SquerolBoss7 жыл бұрын
Gothic 2 combat was solid too if You understood how it all works. Both were fine but enemy combat ai was damn too predoctable. Now they just keep giving us edited Risen 2 bullshit combat systems.
@patrykzukowski74717 жыл бұрын
Nah, ELEX has a brand new system, completely different from everything they did. Gothic 1 and 2 had it's own system, G3 had it's own... ugh... "system", Risen 1 got it's own and so on... and ELEX got it's own. More complex than anything they did before. And the only downside is... well, two: 1) It's 100% based on skill... if you're not very good at it and precise as hell, you will die a lot... 2) The game doesn't mention the existence of Evade move.....
@patrykzukowski74716 жыл бұрын
You realize I was talking only about melee combat? And how is evading any amount of damage garbage? Evade is the best move in the game and even better than in Dark Souls, because it takes about 0.3 seconds. It's just very hard to master.
@patrykzukowski74716 жыл бұрын
You do realize NPCs are not the only enemies in the game? Yes, NPCs are easy to cheese out because they're slow, dumb and slow. I was able to clear out that stupid bandit camp near the beginning on my own, without any help. Took some time, but it was pretty easy to do. Now say the same thing about creatures. Tell me more about how you can cheese out that stupid satan-wolf whih can randomly chain 3 attacks one after another. With creatures you need to play skillfully.
@SquerolBoss6 жыл бұрын
I've mentioned both monsters and NPCs man. Read carefully, please. NPCs part was just extra to mention how their abilities are nerfed compared to player character same moves. "Tell me more about how you can cheese out that stupid satan-wolf whih can randomly chain 3 attacks one after another." Dude, seriously You suck as fuck in this game. It is rare to monster trigger any attack lol except them walking around like idiot. But eventually when You trigger their attacks lol (which are not fast, You probably didn't saw fast attacks in games), AS I SAID BEFORE step minimaly left or right, they will hit air eventually combo the air lol. If You can't move left/right while locked on enemy (when You are disabled mentally or something) just block blockable monster attacks, even without shield it is effective as fuck. Never fully deplete Your stamina too.
@yabi333 Жыл бұрын
I love you dude. Im burnt out with 1 burrito and no energy left in the middle of a major essay final for college and the only reason i havent passed out from exhaustion is because i have your random shit playing in the background keeping me alive, thanks
@mst3ksanta2 жыл бұрын
when coding my game or drawing weird art for it i always come back here to sseths channel for .. inspiration. truly seth is a god tier character
@ferongr7 жыл бұрын
>FX 8300 I'm so sorry
@SsethTzeentach7 жыл бұрын
My apartment needed heating
@ferongr7 жыл бұрын
My R9 390 is actually a legit heater when outside temperatures are above 10C.
@samc69747 жыл бұрын
SsethTzeentach legit it does get cozy in the winter with my fx8350.
@Scrubwave7 жыл бұрын
Patreon donations intensify.
@badtexture10627 жыл бұрын
So... does it not run well on FX processors? I'd actually like to know this, I've got an 8300 myself and was looking forward to getting this game. All I need is a Vega, and I'm set for Winter!
@lucchi0184 жыл бұрын
You can feel him holding a smile at 5:28
@DarkerKn1ght7 жыл бұрын
Hey, just like Gothic 3 got fixed... by the community... several years after the release... and the huge memory leaks are still there... Yeah.
@Finalzero7 жыл бұрын
Even witht the community fixes the game is still garbage
@Andrew85or5 жыл бұрын
Still stutter freezes to this day.
@linkesocke45334 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Skyrim and most other Bethesda games, really.
@linkesocke45334 жыл бұрын
@jocaguz18 Tbh that comment was just a joke. It mostly wen't smoothly for me, too. Except for some game freezes/crashes in Skyrim or New Vegas in random areas. But I only played the console version and that years after release. It may have been different on pc when the games were new and that impression then stuck.
@Killerbee_McTitties4 жыл бұрын
I have very fond memories of Gothic 3 though I recognize how extremely flawed the game is. The world just felt so comfy to me.
@revenhyrule10246 жыл бұрын
Sitting on the loo, browsing for help on this game as just brought it and kept dying - laughed my ass off all the way through this video, then saw the flamethrower bit, now, game is a walk in the park, you sir, have earned a subscription!
@nopens3 жыл бұрын
This review 4 years ago made both subscribe and buy the game on gog. Completed it 3 times already, absolute gem of an rpg.
@undeadpenguin76155 жыл бұрын
“Press any button to continue.” *press power button. Priceless comedy
@jamesbrincefield98793 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy this is getting a sequel.
@pedromoura14466 ай бұрын
that farming simulator being connected to actual farming is actually a good idea! let me make some calls...
@TheGahta2 жыл бұрын
Press any key to continue hits reset button and complains well played, still gets a good chuckle out of me everytime
@SHIRAORI_NOUSAGI2 ай бұрын
The more I rewatch that review, the more piranha bytes is (or was) quite literally the german version of Bethesda games studio...
@nemui_tora7 жыл бұрын
This review embodies the exact feelings i had when i forced myself to complete risen 2. It was hands down the worst game i've ever played. Had the worst combat, the worst story, the worst movement and looting system. But for some reason I pushed through the pain in such a manner that it seems I was trying to prove myself something. I agree with :thinking: out of 10 because in addition to the hours lost of my life playing the game, I wasted more contemplating what my life had become.
@crass3407 жыл бұрын
Risen 2 was absolute garbage indeed. But the first one was pretty good. Nice world, the combat was fun on melee. The items and magic trees were complete trash, though.
@DeutscherDummer7 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed Risen 1 so much, but PB really went downhill after that. Elex seems to be a bit better though.
@matsimoto35415 жыл бұрын
Risen 3 still baffles me plot-wise. They somehow thought it would make sense to to reveal that your romantic interest of the first two games is somehow your sister.
@mondaysinsanity81932 жыл бұрын
I beat cyberpunk 2077 on ps4 Playing it from release I feel ya
@mohamedbelkacem98892 жыл бұрын
@@matsimoto3541 the main protagonist of risen 3 is not the same dude from rise 1 and 2.
@OhMyKMPR7 жыл бұрын
Hey, the highest grossing game series out of Germany is Crysis
@vdoxsamp72835 жыл бұрын
@Aleksa Petrovic Is there a difference at this point?
@ArghastOfTheAlliance5 жыл бұрын
@@vdoxsamp7283 Lmao
@Floh_HRO7 жыл бұрын
Was ist eigentlich mit Lester, er wollte doch Verstärkung holen?
@TheSykoRC6 жыл бұрын
TheShaked95 erstmal Pause machen...
@matsimoto35415 жыл бұрын
Ich hau dir volles Pfund auf's Maul
@Fuckyourselfgoogle5 жыл бұрын
@@TheSykoRC erstmal was rauchen
@Riphagen19025 жыл бұрын
weg mit dem magie scheiss !
@Misterclank5 жыл бұрын
Aethel Wulf pack die scheiß waffe weg!
@coconuthead13612 жыл бұрын
Getting ads for ELEX 2 before watching this. What a blessed timeline we're in.
@jabawolcky5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the nod to fable, "Hero, your will energy is low. Watch that."
@ParxDerJaeger4 жыл бұрын
6:00.... Damn that attack hits. Even 2 Years later.
@bobiStories5 жыл бұрын
„ Well the unlucky ones become germans“ 😂😂😂 greetings from germany hahahaha
@balodon33966 жыл бұрын
8:44 That's all too real! XD Love that part.
@MegaLordBane5 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, 3 videos and you've trumped every youtube I've subbed to for the last 10 years.
@onpatrolforthejuice Жыл бұрын
I love this channel so damn much
@gabbycotto40242 жыл бұрын
“Germans can’t separate work from leisure.” This is an actual and long-running real-world stereotype; 19th century had lot of Euros that complained about German tourists doing construction projects for fun on vacation.
@lassenlautta5 жыл бұрын
Thx Sseth, gog almost tricked me into giving them my hard earned shekels for this game.
@jeck9885 жыл бұрын
You’re earning them wrong if you’re “working hard” for them
@asundelgun34874 жыл бұрын
Bites sandwich *cold increased* Breathes normally *cold increased* Wakes up *cold increased* Dialogue option that would make game more enjoyable(cold too high)
@francescospuntarelli15933 жыл бұрын
ok you are becoming like honest game reviews and that's good
@bromazepam7815 жыл бұрын
10/10, a truthful, unbiased review.
@mugthemagpie30013 жыл бұрын
In Poland, both Gothic games are basically a cult series (Gothic 3 was... so-so). That is because it mostly because of a more-or-less professional voice overs (it was a rarity despite full dialogue translation), the open world with full day/night cycles that blew minds (Morrowind had static NPCs at the time) and we didn't even mind clunky controls. Funny fact: a lot of Polish players thought it was a Polish game, because on how similar in tones it was with Witcher novels* rather than "high fantasy" D&D with clear morality system. Not even Der Schwatze Auge/The Dark Eye (the German pen&paper roleplay) was close in such dark tones. *Witcher novels date back to 1986, contrary to the popular belief NOT being written after the video game but way around.
@Zentinalphayze5 жыл бұрын
just finished this game and absolutely LOVED it. this was vastly different than Gothic or risen but with the same incredible deep RPG elements, great characters and interesting story.
@bokadi874 жыл бұрын
When I finished the game in roughly 48 hours or something, I saw that I had around 12 hours of loading screen, since I died that much in the game. The combat is quite challenging and I didn't use a flamethrower, other than that good game!
@Boro121344 жыл бұрын
I am playing Elex at the moment and LOVE IT!!...happy to gave this game a chance to play it and bought it...must play for every RPG lover:)!!!
@Pay-No-Mind3 жыл бұрын
I choked on my juice at the "Arbeit Macht Frei " comment, thank you for that lmao.
@galbrightperry45065 жыл бұрын
That music choice at 7:42 has aged like fine wine.
@WiiPetUwU4 жыл бұрын
We germans also did Anno. You know we love over complex Systems.
@Bruh-hq1hx4 жыл бұрын
@The Illusionist well it isnt a patriotic statement considering it throws shade at well germans
@Bruh-hq1hx4 жыл бұрын
@Tactical Bacon we make it fun unless you want something fun
@randomdude_12335 Жыл бұрын
"For nearly 2 decades, Piranha Bytes has been releasing Gothic II under different titles" *shows picture of Big Rigs*
@TheProbasher Жыл бұрын
The german names jergen, hans and achmed, bit always gets me xD
@JHenryEden5 жыл бұрын
Bus Seth! It's not just a Bus-driving simulator. It's a Bus-driving simulator IN MUNICH. that's makes it so much more immersive.
@ProStateExaminer6 жыл бұрын
Watching this late at night was a mistake. It takes an immense amount of willpower not to burst out laughing.
@mayajacobssen51873 жыл бұрын
At the climax of his anti EU rant 6:40 I fucking love the bronze age Carthaginian UI from age of empires lmao
@_jus_alexander_ Жыл бұрын
5:39 this joke has aged like fine wine
@JoeMartinez184 жыл бұрын
"German names like "Jürgen, Hans and Achmed" XD Gold
@SoubaDelryn2 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Berlin, Germany. Your explanation of Berlin is 100% accurate. Love you mate :D
@someone-ie9lp5 жыл бұрын
sseth is the only man that can make me lose my shit out loud.
@mothfyre7 жыл бұрын
is it just me or do Seth videos get better with every single release?
@guyincognito9592 жыл бұрын
As a german I enjoyed your political analysis. I quiver when I think about what they all would do if they didn´t have these horrible "working" simulators ;D
@finnthefannibal4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that my family indeed died in the wheat flood of '63.
@ChucklesMcGee7804 жыл бұрын
german with names like "Jergen", "Hans" & "Achmed" - jesus christ sseth you killed me man
@joesomebody33654 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny video, seems like your KZbin theme is either games that are open world and have a lot of interesting game-play options, or games that you can exploit and break for laughs.