ELEX Review | Gothic II With Guns | Urban Berlin Simulator©

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SsethTzeentach

SsethTzeentach

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@calineos6770
@calineos6770 5 жыл бұрын
I must admit: As a german I had no idea how popular simulator games are in my country. Until I started working in QA. It opened my eyes and made me cry in shame, horror and german.
@sechsauge
@sechsauge Жыл бұрын
Poor soul.
@KABLAMMATS
@KABLAMMATS Жыл бұрын
Hi Achmed
@Sonichero151
@Sonichero151 Жыл бұрын
Now get back to qa testing farming simulator 2077
@GigiBranconi
@GigiBranconi Жыл бұрын
​@@Sonichero151Don't remind them of their suffering Rip Brudi 🙏
@spiired6469
@spiired6469 Жыл бұрын
@@KABLAMMATS💀
@wieso4008
@wieso4008 5 жыл бұрын
"ELEX is the latest copy of Gothic 2" is probably the most accurate TL;DR description of a game I've ever heard. Priceless.
@auburn8833
@auburn8833 5 жыл бұрын
True, they literally copied Gorn in there and called him born, lmao
@masterzoroark6664
@masterzoroark6664 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Papaj2.137
@Papaj2.137 3 жыл бұрын
+companions and flying
@MrSkme
@MrSkme 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, gothic 2 is one of my favourite games of all time. It doesn't hold your hand and you feel like you're actually playing an RPG. i wish there was more games like that.
@zigfaust
@zigfaust 3 жыл бұрын
"If it aint broke, don't fix it." - Nintendo
@Awesomenessgaminglebrony
@Awesomenessgaminglebrony 3 жыл бұрын
Sseth's power is so strong that Piranha Bites is now making a sequel
@shaynehughes6645
@shaynehughes6645 3 жыл бұрын
Gothic2 2: Escape from Germany
@ewptyewpewp
@ewptyewpewp 3 жыл бұрын
Sixty ninth like 6( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)9
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 жыл бұрын
Elex 2: Gothic 2 in space 2: Electric Boogaloo.
@TheGrace020
@TheGrace020 3 жыл бұрын
Based
@SolarisKane
@SolarisKane 2 жыл бұрын
Real talk, Elex 2 is looking to vastly improve over Elex.
@macabre101
@macabre101 5 жыл бұрын
"Jurgen, Hans and akhmed"... That was perfect.
@MrSp0iler
@MrSp0iler 4 жыл бұрын
Inferior idiots thinking that 2 biggest cities are where most of population lives in the country.
@datemasamune2106
@datemasamune2106 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, at least write it correctly. :v
@megamastah
@megamastah 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSp0iler Inferior idiots as in not uber-menschen?
@oleanderkazzy_
@oleanderkazzy_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSp0iler piss off, Hitler youth
@Eisenwulf666
@Eisenwulf666 3 жыл бұрын
@@megamastah yeah the inferior was.. anachronistic honestly XD
@Gen_Warlock
@Gen_Warlock 6 жыл бұрын
"Your health is low, got any potions... Or F O O D?!" Fable, is that you?
@90maducc
@90maducc 5 жыл бұрын
Fable 1? Yes. Whatta game.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 4 жыл бұрын
Now imagine that would be Skyrim. And we all ate 20 cheese wheels and 50 apples mit combat, mid jump, while the guard just noticed that he doesn't need a knee to stab you!
@HardcoreWrestlingNerd
@HardcoreWrestlingNerd 4 жыл бұрын
I Skyrim. Timefreeze so I can buff up and heal by eating thousands of rotten apples and putting my glitched infinite stats gear on to make you fly further than the other side of the whole map thus erasing you from existence.
@linkesocke4533
@linkesocke4533 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it.
@WittyOriginalUsername
@WittyOriginalUsername 3 жыл бұрын
That….that was the joke….
@Arishava
@Arishava 7 жыл бұрын
am german, can confirm. this is how it is
@fuki999
@fuki999 7 жыл бұрын
im not and i cuntfirm this too lal
@TheKingofbrooklin
@TheKingofbrooklin 7 жыл бұрын
Verräter !
@jessepinkman7383
@jessepinkman7383 7 жыл бұрын
apart from döner ,it's fantastic if you buy it from the right place
@edwardoliveira1748
@edwardoliveira1748 7 жыл бұрын
the konz Volksfahrräder!
@zeronatras
@zeronatras 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks Ahmed
@QKuKier
@QKuKier 6 жыл бұрын
"The stamina bar is a great feature and adds a lot to the game. There's nothing more satisfying than watching a green bar deplete and replenish in the top left of my screen, as I wait for my cerebral palsy stricken character to accumulate enough energy for his paralized muscles to spring into motion." Jesus Christ, this line alone deserves a Hugo Award, my personal favourite of all Sseth's videos. Watched this one shamelesly too many times to count.
@nikolamiladinovic8518
@nikolamiladinovic8518 5 жыл бұрын
Mine is review of Heroes of Might and magic III
@McDouggal
@McDouggal 4 жыл бұрын
Sseth is too offensive to be considered for a Hugo. Which sucks because he's fucking hilarious.
@HikyouBanchou
@HikyouBanchou 4 жыл бұрын
They fixed this problem. In difficulty settings you can now turn off stamina usage in melee combat.
@DravicPL
@DravicPL 4 жыл бұрын
@@HikyouBanchou ah, yes! A famous way to fix any design suffering from a few flaws. Don't just fix them, no! Disable them!
@eldonhill4840
@eldonhill4840 4 жыл бұрын
@@DravicPL the problem was literally that the mechanic existed in the first place, so in this case yes, it would be
@Ω3103ζ
@Ω3103ζ 7 жыл бұрын
I lost it at Achmed
@akroma12345678910
@akroma12345678910 7 жыл бұрын
Why? It's a standard tanned German name.
@CoolGuyAtlas
@CoolGuyAtlas 7 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "Germans of Non-Racist Origins"
@EternalDeath14
@EternalDeath14 7 жыл бұрын
Funny, yet not inaccurate.
@rocwood
@rocwood 7 жыл бұрын
They're the only Germans who know how to cook beef and lamb properly.
@cryptosporidiom
@cryptosporidiom 7 жыл бұрын
Also they're the only Germans who know how to marry their cousins properly, and how to barely speak German properly.
@void-creature
@void-creature 4 жыл бұрын
As a German, I can say that’s exactly how we do, but the wacky background music is only audible in Bayern
@Hanfgurkenhasser
@Hanfgurkenhasser 4 жыл бұрын
Des hoast 'Bavaria' auf Englisch, du Saupreiss, du damischer!
@void-creature
@void-creature 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hanfgurkenhasser wenns BAYERN hoast, dann hoasts auch BAYERN du landersverräter
@jariga8257
@jariga8257 4 жыл бұрын
Shit ich lebe in Deutschland und verstehe die hälfte von dem ihr redet nichtmal xD.
@Hanfgurkenhasser
@Hanfgurkenhasser 4 жыл бұрын
@@void-creature Oida! Kimm her und hol dia dei Gnackwatschn ab. Grattler.
@Hanfgurkenhasser
@Hanfgurkenhasser 4 жыл бұрын
@@jariga8257 Jo, kennt man doch, es gibt zwei Sprachen in Deutschland: Deutsch und Bayerisch. :D
@p1nkfreud
@p1nkfreud 6 жыл бұрын
As a Full blooded German, I can attest to the velociraptors and giant rats in our scenic forests.
@TechSupportDave
@TechSupportDave 4 жыл бұрын
interesting...
@librarianseth5572
@librarianseth5572 2 жыл бұрын
So THAT'S where they filmed "Beast Wars"
@deathtrooper7760
@deathtrooper7760 2 жыл бұрын
@@librarianseth5572 yes and some of them are great for hiking just stay on the path and you can survive if you run fast enough. in the case you disapear worry not everyone will pretend that you never was there and that they never seen you.
@GoofyGoober12345
@GoofyGoober12345 2 жыл бұрын
I have seen a t rex in the volkspark the other day
@QuaestorL
@QuaestorL 2 жыл бұрын
wow, i wish i had that thing in Brazil...we have it in Acre though...
@posysajrazdwatrzy
@posysajrazdwatrzy 7 жыл бұрын
Your content keeps getting consistently better, more polished, crammed with the right type of autistist-relatable jokes and a very satisfying brand of sarcasm and actual honest useful in-depth analysis/review. I hope you keep doing what you're doing.
@DeutscherDummer
@DeutscherDummer 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure everyone in the comments is joking though.
@irony8908
@irony8908 7 жыл бұрын
The best jokes are the ones that are true.
@super_genius
@super_genius 7 жыл бұрын
DeutscherDummer what are you even insinuating. Jokes can be unfunny jokes can be either true or false they're jokes grow up bb.
@DeutscherDummer
@DeutscherDummer 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly, that is a joke. I found that meme funny at first, and depending on the context I still think it is, but some people seem to just use humor to veil and spread actual hatred. Sometimes it is hard to disguish trolls from those people.
@irony8908
@irony8908 7 жыл бұрын
People don't spread hatered. In the same way that they don't spread love, envy or any other human emotion. All of them are born inside your brain, they are yours emotions, not someone else. You emotional response to any information from the outside is your own problem and nobodies responsibility.And that's what separates children from adults - responsibility for yourself. People only spread information. And hate speech is orwellian attempt on censorship, nothing more. Stop gobbling down totalitarian leftist propaganda.
@ThePamimo
@ThePamimo 5 жыл бұрын
As a german from berlin i can confirm, walking outside results in immediate stabbing
@TFrills
@TFrills 4 жыл бұрын
Berlin is basically East Germany.
@Soderbob
@Soderbob 4 жыл бұрын
@@TFrills nah Berlin Kreuzberg and Neuköln are more like Detroit in the 90s
@TFrills
@TFrills 4 жыл бұрын
@@Soderbob On the map, it's basically in East Germany though.
@Eisenwulf666
@Eisenwulf666 3 жыл бұрын
Ok so I love Germany, have been to many great cities and towns. Munich, Koln, Frankfurt, Düsseldorf even Hamburg which used to have a bad name years ago but I found charming and had a very pleasant time. Berlin.. Was different. In the two days we stayed there a pusher tried to sell us drugs, basically in the streets, a drunken gentleman of Turkish descent made some very colourful remarks on my girl at the time, when she waved him off he started pushing her with considerable force. Maybe I'm a coward but we ran away(the gentleman wasn't alone btw and fighting strangers in a strange city seemed like a bad idea). The day of the departure another gentleman tried to pickpocket us. Thankfully he was a "pro" because the moment he saw we caught him he said something like :"sorry, my mistake" and quickly walked away. So Germany is cool and fun, Berlin an aquired taste
@OuhPii
@OuhPii 3 жыл бұрын
@@nurpiet Yup, that explains a lot.
@XellDincht
@XellDincht 6 жыл бұрын
The best RPG Germany ever produced is called Panzerschreck
@NecroFkz
@NecroFkz 5 жыл бұрын
Good joke. Thanks!
@4e34e545e345w3
@4e34e545e345w3 5 жыл бұрын
I thought best RPG by Germany is Blitzkrieg.
@sputnik7472
@sputnik7472 5 жыл бұрын
@@4e34e545e345w3 The Panzerschreck is an RPG. You know... a rocket launcher.
@pierate4701
@pierate4701 5 жыл бұрын
It's not the best Shrek though, that's Mike Myers
@pierate4701
@pierate4701 5 жыл бұрын
Who is himself not the best Mike Myers, that's a fictional serial killer
@neosildrake
@neosildrake 2 жыл бұрын
As a German myself, living just a few kilometers away from Berlin aka the Domed City, I can confirm this as truth. And with the release of Gothic II version 6.2 aka Elex 2, our forests have also been upgraded to feature big badass wolves and jackals. We here in Germany are very VERY proud of our forests.
@soku890
@soku890 Жыл бұрын
The devs must have watched this review since the mental energy reserve exploit is now patched and the flamethrower has a long cooldown between attacks.
@baseddepartment9656
@baseddepartment9656 10 ай бұрын
I'm glad they finally fixed the whole "people actually having fun in their game" issue. Now I can not play it in peace.
@entryforme
@entryforme 9 ай бұрын
the studio is bankrupt now lol. well deserved. I loved the gothic titles but holy shit the decisions made (mostly by the Lead Producer) were HORRENDOUS over the past decade@@baseddepartment9656
@MegaRazor619
@MegaRazor619 7 жыл бұрын
I love you seth, never change
@LilithSoul4
@LilithSoul4 6 жыл бұрын
I love you too
@weeabooshunter4759
@weeabooshunter4759 5 жыл бұрын
we all change, but it's important not to forget where we started from
@lorrispain4125
@lorrispain4125 3 жыл бұрын
Thats a good wisdom
@grimmdul9808
@grimmdul9808 6 жыл бұрын
Flamethrower? OH YOU MEAN FLAMMENWERFER! IT WERFS FLAMMEN!
@dietwindieu9844
@dietwindieu9844 5 жыл бұрын
somebody has been watching sovietwomble
@Headbangerr-en2cc
@Headbangerr-en2cc 5 жыл бұрын
@@TuriGamer His point is beeing funny. It spells: F-U-N-N-Y and it means: to make people with brains laugh.
@SimaoRodrigues...
@SimaoRodrigues... 5 жыл бұрын
@@Headbangerr-en2cc An old meme that died a very long time ago aint funny,sorry chief.
@Nevrojs
@Nevrojs 5 жыл бұрын
@@SimaoRodrigues... it is funny for germans
@jynxed66six54
@jynxed66six54 5 жыл бұрын
@@TuriGamer ahhh, i man of no humour i see
@BruceForte
@BruceForte 7 жыл бұрын
A new genre is born... yodelwave
@ghostgate82
@ghostgate82 6 жыл бұрын
Dye the sheep pink and purple.
@entryforme
@entryforme 9 ай бұрын
I've watched this like 10 times over the past few years. Never gets old, still cracks me up. Real gold.
@PhantomJavelin
@PhantomJavelin 4 жыл бұрын
9:42 I respect Sseth's restraint from saying "Who could condoner such atrocities?"
@QuaestorL
@QuaestorL 2 жыл бұрын
i knew it! i knew it! ANGELA! MERKEL!
@howtomundane3109
@howtomundane3109 2 ай бұрын
You did this! You made me shit my guts out for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT !!
@dodgechance4564
@dodgechance4564 7 жыл бұрын
best content on KZbin hands down, will become a patron.
@bb3xhrhj
@bb3xhrhj 7 жыл бұрын
The people upvoting this better join the Merchants Guild. No shlomo
@godsadog
@godsadog 7 жыл бұрын
Elex is by far the best action RPG since 2002 Morrowind and Gothic. And yes I am German. My name is Fritz.
@BlackMetalButterfly
@BlackMetalButterfly 7 жыл бұрын
The Witcher 3?
@ImperativeGames
@ImperativeGames 7 жыл бұрын
it's a great RPG, but it's it's second for me: Fallout: New Vegas takes 1st place in my heart, sry. Maybe because I'm not German (Russian living in Russia).
@SSchithFoo
@SSchithFoo 7 жыл бұрын
BlackMetalButterfly Witcher is not a real rpg. Its an action adventure game.
@BlackMetalButterfly
@BlackMetalButterfly 7 жыл бұрын
Wut? Care to explain? And don't say because theres no character creator...
@RandomGuyScrollingDown445
@RandomGuyScrollingDown445 7 жыл бұрын
BlackMetalButterfly Can people stop overrating TW3? Honestly, the story was very tedious so tedious that I already forgot about the plot lmfao.
@nekromorg
@nekromorg 7 жыл бұрын
As an average german male i feel heavily offended. Prepare to be invaded.
@jbreitz87
@jbreitz87 7 жыл бұрын
Ah so you're bringing him more cultural enrichment.
@snickers6836
@snickers6836 7 жыл бұрын
Ayyy lmao
@ls200076
@ls200076 6 жыл бұрын
meatmaster pls, achmed. Don't do this
@handsomebrick
@handsomebrick 6 жыл бұрын
*prepared
@tvsty5830
@tvsty5830 6 жыл бұрын
@@KlaweKlapki Döner*
@moltementi279
@moltementi279 5 жыл бұрын
>ancap >Hates roads Why did you say the same thing twice
@MaQuGo119
@MaQuGo119 4 жыл бұрын
Hello, Reddit
@catburglar82
@catburglar82 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this lol
@HonestlyJustSomeGuy
@HonestlyJustSomeGuy 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaQuGo119 Leddit*
@alexrowe7063
@alexrowe7063 4 жыл бұрын
The end rant at 9:14 was pure gold had me laughing like a madman every replay. You have a permanent subscriber
@nosubscribe6233
@nosubscribe6233 7 жыл бұрын
Alterntive history Hub
@handless7677
@handless7677 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god, i think you're right.
@chipskylark5500
@chipskylark5500 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly what the fuck is "alternative"
@eldbecks9299
@eldbecks9299 4 жыл бұрын
But what if things went differently? WHAT IF Germany DID NOT create this game.
@linkesocke4533
@linkesocke4533 4 жыл бұрын
@@chipskylark5500 alternative is the same as alternate. I think the original post meant the alternate history hub channel.
@linkesocke4533
@linkesocke4533 4 жыл бұрын
@@eldbecks9299 Than this game wouldn't exist. The more interestingquestions are "What if this game was a mega hit like Skyrim or the witcher 3?" or "What if Bethesda or Ubisoft or EA made this game? Would it be better or worse?" ;)
@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 7 жыл бұрын
To be fair Gothic II is pretty good, so I don't mind playing it over and over again.
@halsaufschneider1446
@halsaufschneider1446 7 жыл бұрын
Too bad, Elex is not Gothic 2. Elex is dog shit, or just another Risen 2.
@legion999
@legion999 6 жыл бұрын
Halsaufschneider Nah, it's pretty good.
@floppydisksareop
@floppydisksareop 6 жыл бұрын
Zapfenstreich i liked elex...
@ZAP0161
@ZAP0161 6 жыл бұрын
Spot the german
@zaxon810
@zaxon810 4 жыл бұрын
It's ok to like garbage, lmao! xD
@krausier
@krausier 7 жыл бұрын
I love your humor dude it's so good.
@Hates-handle
@Hates-handle 6 жыл бұрын
Elexs has never gotten a more honest and fair review
@Tramp0-lin3
@Tramp0-lin3 2 жыл бұрын
"Germans with names like: Jurgen, Hanz and Ahmed ..." Most based Giga Chad sentence I heard in a while
@fross541
@fross541 Жыл бұрын
i bet you actually say "based" and "giga chad" IRL and also do not get laid
@soulSSeekingbullet
@soulSSeekingbullet Жыл бұрын
@@fross541 I reckon your two homo daddies instructed you to say this.
@Ultrox007
@Ultrox007 6 жыл бұрын
I love this game, and give the review a 9/10 accuracy, would have been 10/10 but you didn't touch on the clerics fetish for cyberdongs.
@travismurtland3257
@travismurtland3257 2 жыл бұрын
Or walking out of the first Barbarian village to promptly get 1-shot by literally EVERYTHING YOU SEE
@yourdude9942
@yourdude9942 2 жыл бұрын
@@travismurtland3257 10 hours in and 3 rats will still maul you to dead.
@MrManKunt
@MrManKunt 6 жыл бұрын
I love how you cant see shit 2 meters away from you, but you can see a hill, which is 3 kilometers away. Now that's what I call great graphic design.
@PharmDiff
@PharmDiff 7 жыл бұрын
Sharing this because I am a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.
@transparentcd
@transparentcd 6 жыл бұрын
@STATiS MUSIC you tried
@transparentcd
@transparentcd 6 жыл бұрын
@STATiS MUSIC you got 2 likes over the course of 9 months. So no, you didn't succeed
@transparentcd
@transparentcd 6 жыл бұрын
@STATiS MUSIC Success is determined by the people
@stunk2806
@stunk2806 6 жыл бұрын
STATiS MUSIC ohhkay i dub thee successful
@campar1043
@campar1043 5 жыл бұрын
@Spark thanks for letting me know, random internet guy
@cryw1092
@cryw1092 5 жыл бұрын
0:28 Technically, it said to press any key, and the power button is not a key. This one's on you boi.
@kookbook4399
@kookbook4399 4 жыл бұрын
Where's the any key?
@ussliberty109
@ussliberty109 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a clip of DSP shouting "Wow" when he did that.
@EsperPinion
@EsperPinion 4 жыл бұрын
Buttons are keys
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure some keyboards have a OFF Key... XD
@alextherussian7366
@alextherussian7366 3 жыл бұрын
Well I pressed the house key and the car keys, yet nothing happened. Horrible programing still.
@wgdavidson9669
@wgdavidson9669 2 жыл бұрын
I'm playing this game for the first time right now. This review is spot-on, and has to be one of the funniest I have ever watched.
@karqz666
@karqz666 7 жыл бұрын
Now you should do a review of actual Gothic II.
@humuhumu776
@humuhumu776 7 жыл бұрын
goat imo
@Fajeth88
@Fajeth88 7 жыл бұрын
He should not as he would undoubtedly talk a lot of shit about this great game.
@somedesertdude1308
@somedesertdude1308 7 жыл бұрын
Fajeth88 it's satire
@MrTokesu
@MrTokesu 6 жыл бұрын
karqz666 yes I too would like a gothic 3 review
@giantzombiechild
@giantzombiechild 6 жыл бұрын
He should review Risen too.
@lordgret129
@lordgret129 7 жыл бұрын
As a Gothic 1 and 2 fan, I found this review hilarious and on the point. Good work sir.
@ThePolistiren
@ThePolistiren 7 жыл бұрын
0:31 That "lighting" almost makes you look white.
@orderofdusk2382
@orderofdusk2382 5 жыл бұрын
@@thotslayer9914 No, girls do not exist on the internet he's a trap.
@tntTom174
@tntTom174 2 жыл бұрын
This video gave justice to my decition to buy the game and also whole new channel to watch. Thank you, good sir Sseth for this pure content.
@tntTom174
@tntTom174 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I'm loving the game btw. It's piranha game and cool one.
@cestarianinhabitant5898
@cestarianinhabitant5898 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be Gothic without porn tier voice acting, would it? Also jokes on anyone who waited for the price of the game to drop, 3 years later and it's still 50$
@EsperPinion
@EsperPinion 4 жыл бұрын
Joke's on people who stopped waiting -game wasn't fixed -price didn't drop
@E8oL4
@E8oL4 4 жыл бұрын
lel got it for 8 deutschmarks at some random keyseller
@KatalistProductionsKozzySasha
@KatalistProductionsKozzySasha 3 жыл бұрын
I donno about that.... some PB games have had meh voice work but others have had great voice work, Risen 1 for example had Lena Headey from GOT, also the dude who did the voice of Gollum in LOTR, loved the voice work in that game.
@noahtt3366
@noahtt3366 3 жыл бұрын
I got it last week for $15 on sale
@xxXXRAPXXxx
@xxXXRAPXXxx 3 жыл бұрын
i got it for free..... YARR M80!
@LoydAvenheart
@LoydAvenheart 6 жыл бұрын
You either recommend me addictive masterpieces of games, or you turn around and shit on the floor and say it's caviar. I love you Seth.
@sekarmaltum1695
@sekarmaltum1695 5 ай бұрын
Ahh :D the flamethrower -how very german! Good to see old traditions maintained with such love and care!
@KecskeTabornok
@KecskeTabornok 7 жыл бұрын
They make the same game for 20 years straight, but for some reasone they never managed to make something better than gothic 2 q_q .
@haunted5311
@haunted5311 6 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of valve never releasing a 3rd game for any of their titles
@CESSKAR
@CESSKAR 6 жыл бұрын
That's crazy talk. Gothic 3 is nothing like Gothic 2, and Risen is similar but its sequels are very different.
@electricant55
@electricant55 5 жыл бұрын
You mean Gothic 1
@nichttuntun3364
@nichttuntun3364 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. It's a shame. Lame and boring game concept with absolutely no evolution and fresh creativity. Totally to be avoided.
@KatalistProductionsKozzySasha
@KatalistProductionsKozzySasha 3 жыл бұрын
Risen 1 was very close :)
@deletedTestimony
@deletedTestimony 2 жыл бұрын
"He can jump higher than any white person in history" -the man jumps 6cm
@Irisfantasies
@Irisfantasies 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy i hope sseth makes an elex 2 review now!
@iron1528
@iron1528 7 жыл бұрын
I knew I had to subscribe to this channel within the first 40 seconds of this video...great work
@MyLittleMagneton
@MyLittleMagneton 7 жыл бұрын
Not thanking the merchants guild. - Stares Merchantly -
@PuerRidcully
@PuerRidcully 2 ай бұрын
Came for merchant banter, stayed for yodeling.
@vtancredi1717
@vtancredi1717 3 жыл бұрын
"Experience human emotions for the first time, such as anger at the clunky control scheme..." LMAO!!
@ViciousTriangle
@ViciousTriangle 6 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest review of a game I have ever seen. Its on sale right now and i'm for sure going to buy it because of this video, thank you for the laughs
@ZunaZurugi
@ZunaZurugi 5 жыл бұрын
Now we need a Review of Outward ! The most Gothic Dark Souls like game ever.
@machinegunyelly6944
@machinegunyelly6944 5 жыл бұрын
I am German as well, lived in Berlin most of my life and I LOLd so hard at this. Genius work!
@DeutscherDummer
@DeutscherDummer 7 жыл бұрын
I thought the Risen 1 combat was fine, not great, but something that they should have kept and improved on. Instead, they made this mess of a combat system, that get's worse with every game, somehow...
@SquerolBoss
@SquerolBoss 7 жыл бұрын
Gothic 2 combat was solid too if You understood how it all works. Both were fine but enemy combat ai was damn too predoctable. Now they just keep giving us edited Risen 2 bullshit combat systems.
@patrykzukowski7471
@patrykzukowski7471 7 жыл бұрын
Nah, ELEX has a brand new system, completely different from everything they did. Gothic 1 and 2 had it's own system, G3 had it's own... ugh... "system", Risen 1 got it's own and so on... and ELEX got it's own. More complex than anything they did before. And the only downside is... well, two: 1) It's 100% based on skill... if you're not very good at it and precise as hell, you will die a lot... 2) The game doesn't mention the existence of Evade move.....
@patrykzukowski7471
@patrykzukowski7471 6 жыл бұрын
You realize I was talking only about melee combat? And how is evading any amount of damage garbage? Evade is the best move in the game and even better than in Dark Souls, because it takes about 0.3 seconds. It's just very hard to master.
@patrykzukowski7471
@patrykzukowski7471 6 жыл бұрын
You do realize NPCs are not the only enemies in the game? Yes, NPCs are easy to cheese out because they're slow, dumb and slow. I was able to clear out that stupid bandit camp near the beginning on my own, without any help. Took some time, but it was pretty easy to do. Now say the same thing about creatures. Tell me more about how you can cheese out that stupid satan-wolf whih can randomly chain 3 attacks one after another. With creatures you need to play skillfully.
@SquerolBoss
@SquerolBoss 6 жыл бұрын
I've mentioned both monsters and NPCs man. Read carefully, please. NPCs part was just extra to mention how their abilities are nerfed compared to player character same moves. "Tell me more about how you can cheese out that stupid satan-wolf whih can randomly chain 3 attacks one after another." Dude, seriously You suck as fuck in this game. It is rare to monster trigger any attack lol except them walking around like idiot. But eventually when You trigger their attacks lol (which are not fast, You probably didn't saw fast attacks in games), AS I SAID BEFORE step minimaly left or right, they will hit air eventually combo the air lol. If You can't move left/right while locked on enemy (when You are disabled mentally or something) just block blockable monster attacks, even without shield it is effective as fuck. Never fully deplete Your stamina too.
@yabi333
@yabi333 Жыл бұрын
I love you dude. Im burnt out with 1 burrito and no energy left in the middle of a major essay final for college and the only reason i havent passed out from exhaustion is because i have your random shit playing in the background keeping me alive, thanks
@mst3ksanta
@mst3ksanta 2 жыл бұрын
when coding my game or drawing weird art for it i always come back here to sseths channel for .. inspiration. truly seth is a god tier character
@ferongr
@ferongr 7 жыл бұрын
>FX 8300 I'm so sorry
@SsethTzeentach
@SsethTzeentach 7 жыл бұрын
My apartment needed heating
@ferongr
@ferongr 7 жыл бұрын
My R9 390 is actually a legit heater when outside temperatures are above 10C.
@samc6974
@samc6974 7 жыл бұрын
SsethTzeentach legit it does get cozy in the winter with my fx8350.
@Scrubwave
@Scrubwave 7 жыл бұрын
Patreon donations intensify.
@badtexture1062
@badtexture1062 7 жыл бұрын
So... does it not run well on FX processors? I'd actually like to know this, I've got an 8300 myself and was looking forward to getting this game. All I need is a Vega, and I'm set for Winter!
@lucchi018
@lucchi018 4 жыл бұрын
You can feel him holding a smile at 5:28
@DarkerKn1ght
@DarkerKn1ght 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, just like Gothic 3 got fixed... by the community... several years after the release... and the huge memory leaks are still there... Yeah.
@Finalzero
@Finalzero 7 жыл бұрын
Even witht the community fixes the game is still garbage
@Andrew85or
@Andrew85or 5 жыл бұрын
Still stutter freezes to this day.
@linkesocke4533
@linkesocke4533 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Skyrim and most other Bethesda games, really.
@linkesocke4533
@linkesocke4533 4 жыл бұрын
@jocaguz18 Tbh that comment was just a joke. It mostly wen't smoothly for me, too. Except for some game freezes/crashes in Skyrim or New Vegas in random areas. But I only played the console version and that years after release. It may have been different on pc when the games were new and that impression then stuck.
@Killerbee_McTitties
@Killerbee_McTitties 4 жыл бұрын
I have very fond memories of Gothic 3 though I recognize how extremely flawed the game is. The world just felt so comfy to me.
@revenhyrule1024
@revenhyrule1024 6 жыл бұрын
Sitting on the loo, browsing for help on this game as just brought it and kept dying - laughed my ass off all the way through this video, then saw the flamethrower bit, now, game is a walk in the park, you sir, have earned a subscription!
@nopens
@nopens 3 жыл бұрын
This review 4 years ago made both subscribe and buy the game on gog. Completed it 3 times already, absolute gem of an rpg.
@undeadpenguin7615
@undeadpenguin7615 5 жыл бұрын
“Press any button to continue.” *press power button. Priceless comedy
@jamesbrincefield9879
@jamesbrincefield9879 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy this is getting a sequel.
@pedromoura1446
@pedromoura1446 6 ай бұрын
that farming simulator being connected to actual farming is actually a good idea! let me make some calls...
@TheGahta
@TheGahta 2 жыл бұрын
Press any key to continue hits reset button and complains well played, still gets a good chuckle out of me everytime
@SHIRAORI_NOUSAGI
@SHIRAORI_NOUSAGI 2 ай бұрын
The more I rewatch that review, the more piranha bytes is (or was) quite literally the german version of Bethesda games studio...
@nemui_tora
@nemui_tora 7 жыл бұрын
This review embodies the exact feelings i had when i forced myself to complete risen 2. It was hands down the worst game i've ever played. Had the worst combat, the worst story, the worst movement and looting system. But for some reason I pushed through the pain in such a manner that it seems I was trying to prove myself something. I agree with :thinking: out of 10 because in addition to the hours lost of my life playing the game, I wasted more contemplating what my life had become.
@crass340
@crass340 7 жыл бұрын
Risen 2 was absolute garbage indeed. But the first one was pretty good. Nice world, the combat was fun on melee. The items and magic trees were complete trash, though.
@DeutscherDummer
@DeutscherDummer 7 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed Risen 1 so much, but PB really went downhill after that. Elex seems to be a bit better though.
@matsimoto3541
@matsimoto3541 5 жыл бұрын
Risen 3 still baffles me plot-wise. They somehow thought it would make sense to to reveal that your romantic interest of the first two games is somehow your sister.
@mondaysinsanity8193
@mondaysinsanity8193 2 жыл бұрын
I beat cyberpunk 2077 on ps4 Playing it from release I feel ya
@mohamedbelkacem9889
@mohamedbelkacem9889 2 жыл бұрын
@@matsimoto3541 the main protagonist of risen 3 is not the same dude from rise 1 and 2.
@OhMyKMPR
@OhMyKMPR 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, the highest grossing game series out of Germany is Crysis
@vdoxsamp7283
@vdoxsamp7283 5 жыл бұрын
@Aleksa Petrovic Is there a difference at this point?
@ArghastOfTheAlliance
@ArghastOfTheAlliance 5 жыл бұрын
@@vdoxsamp7283 Lmao
@Floh_HRO
@Floh_HRO 7 жыл бұрын
Was ist eigentlich mit Lester, er wollte doch Verstärkung holen?
@TheSykoRC
@TheSykoRC 6 жыл бұрын
TheShaked95 erstmal Pause machen...
@matsimoto3541
@matsimoto3541 5 жыл бұрын
Ich hau dir volles Pfund auf's Maul
@Fuckyourselfgoogle
@Fuckyourselfgoogle 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheSykoRC erstmal was rauchen
@Riphagen1902
@Riphagen1902 5 жыл бұрын
weg mit dem magie scheiss !
@Misterclank
@Misterclank 5 жыл бұрын
Aethel Wulf pack die scheiß waffe weg!
@coconuthead1361
@coconuthead1361 2 жыл бұрын
Getting ads for ELEX 2 before watching this. What a blessed timeline we're in.
@jabawolcky
@jabawolcky 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the nod to fable, "Hero, your will energy is low. Watch that."
@ParxDerJaeger
@ParxDerJaeger 4 жыл бұрын
6:00.... Damn that attack hits. Even 2 Years later.
@bobiStories
@bobiStories 5 жыл бұрын
„ Well the unlucky ones become germans“ 😂😂😂 greetings from germany hahahaha
@balodon3396
@balodon3396 6 жыл бұрын
8:44 That's all too real! XD Love that part.
@MegaLordBane
@MegaLordBane 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, 3 videos and you've trumped every youtube I've subbed to for the last 10 years.
@onpatrolforthejuice
@onpatrolforthejuice Жыл бұрын
I love this channel so damn much
@gabbycotto4024
@gabbycotto4024 2 жыл бұрын
“Germans can’t separate work from leisure.” This is an actual and long-running real-world stereotype; 19th century had lot of Euros that complained about German tourists doing construction projects for fun on vacation.
@lassenlautta
@lassenlautta 5 жыл бұрын
Thx Sseth, gog almost tricked me into giving them my hard earned shekels for this game.
@jeck988
@jeck988 5 жыл бұрын
You’re earning them wrong if you’re “working hard” for them
@asundelgun3487
@asundelgun3487 4 жыл бұрын
Bites sandwich *cold increased* Breathes normally *cold increased* Wakes up *cold increased* Dialogue option that would make game more enjoyable(cold too high)
@francescospuntarelli1593
@francescospuntarelli1593 3 жыл бұрын
ok you are becoming like honest game reviews and that's good
@bromazepam781
@bromazepam781 5 жыл бұрын
10/10, a truthful, unbiased review.
@mugthemagpie3001
@mugthemagpie3001 3 жыл бұрын
In Poland, both Gothic games are basically a cult series (Gothic 3 was... so-so). That is because it mostly because of a more-or-less professional voice overs (it was a rarity despite full dialogue translation), the open world with full day/night cycles that blew minds (Morrowind had static NPCs at the time) and we didn't even mind clunky controls. Funny fact: a lot of Polish players thought it was a Polish game, because on how similar in tones it was with Witcher novels* rather than "high fantasy" D&D with clear morality system. Not even Der Schwatze Auge/The Dark Eye (the German pen&paper roleplay) was close in such dark tones. *Witcher novels date back to 1986, contrary to the popular belief NOT being written after the video game but way around.
@Zentinalphayze
@Zentinalphayze 5 жыл бұрын
just finished this game and absolutely LOVED it. this was vastly different than Gothic or risen but with the same incredible deep RPG elements, great characters and interesting story.
@bokadi87
@bokadi87 4 жыл бұрын
When I finished the game in roughly 48 hours or something, I saw that I had around 12 hours of loading screen, since I died that much in the game. The combat is quite challenging and I didn't use a flamethrower, other than that good game!
@Boro12134
@Boro12134 4 жыл бұрын
I am playing Elex at the moment and LOVE IT!!...happy to gave this game a chance to play it and bought it...must play for every RPG lover:)!!!
@Pay-No-Mind
@Pay-No-Mind 3 жыл бұрын
I choked on my juice at the "Arbeit Macht Frei " comment, thank you for that lmao.
@galbrightperry4506
@galbrightperry4506 5 жыл бұрын
That music choice at 7:42 has aged like fine wine.
@WiiPetUwU
@WiiPetUwU 4 жыл бұрын
We germans also did Anno. You know we love over complex Systems.
@Bruh-hq1hx
@Bruh-hq1hx 4 жыл бұрын
@The Illusionist well it isnt a patriotic statement considering it throws shade at well germans
@Bruh-hq1hx
@Bruh-hq1hx 4 жыл бұрын
@Tactical Bacon we make it fun unless you want something fun
@randomdude_12335
@randomdude_12335 Жыл бұрын
"For nearly 2 decades, Piranha Bytes has been releasing Gothic II under different titles" *shows picture of Big Rigs*
@TheProbasher
@TheProbasher Жыл бұрын
The german names jergen, hans and achmed, bit always gets me xD
@JHenryEden
@JHenryEden 5 жыл бұрын
Bus Seth! It's not just a Bus-driving simulator. It's a Bus-driving simulator IN MUNICH. that's makes it so much more immersive.
@ProStateExaminer
@ProStateExaminer 6 жыл бұрын
Watching this late at night was a mistake. It takes an immense amount of willpower not to burst out laughing.
@mayajacobssen5187
@mayajacobssen5187 3 жыл бұрын
At the climax of his anti EU rant 6:40 I fucking love the bronze age Carthaginian UI from age of empires lmao
@_jus_alexander_
@_jus_alexander_ Жыл бұрын
5:39 this joke has aged like fine wine
@JoeMartinez18
@JoeMartinez18 4 жыл бұрын
"German names like "Jürgen, Hans and Achmed" XD Gold
@SoubaDelryn
@SoubaDelryn 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Berlin, Germany. Your explanation of Berlin is 100% accurate. Love you mate :D
@someone-ie9lp
@someone-ie9lp 5 жыл бұрын
sseth is the only man that can make me lose my shit out loud.
@mothfyre
@mothfyre 7 жыл бұрын
is it just me or do Seth videos get better with every single release?
@guyincognito959
@guyincognito959 2 жыл бұрын
As a german I enjoyed your political analysis. I quiver when I think about what they all would do if they didn´t have these horrible "working" simulators ;D
@finnthefannibal
@finnthefannibal 4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that my family indeed died in the wheat flood of '63.
@ChucklesMcGee780
@ChucklesMcGee780 4 жыл бұрын
german with names like "Jergen", "Hans" & "Achmed" - jesus christ sseth you killed me man
@joesomebody3365
@joesomebody3365 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny video, seems like your KZbin theme is either games that are open world and have a lot of interesting game-play options, or games that you can exploit and break for laughs.
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