"I am Bromor. This is my house , and these are my girls. I like my girls. And if you like my girls too, then you'll pay for it- 50 gold pieces." I swear to god that Tommy Wiseau said these lines
@EricToTheScionti5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@blackshadowxv154 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing is Tommy's famous laugh
@dantevivas6934 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Mark
@agamemnonofmycenae52584 жыл бұрын
Writing and delivery so bad,it's genius!
@MinscFromBaldursGate924 жыл бұрын
Ah ah ah ah. What a story Thomas.
@L3N1NVEVO6 жыл бұрын
He knows too much about Poland. This is worrying.
@MalleusSemperVictor6 жыл бұрын
Like Poland hides its identity. Poland is Poland.
@L3N1NVEVO6 жыл бұрын
It's not real picture of poland but he made fun of us in a way i can't be offended. It was actually funny for me personally because I'm a cheapskate.
@snazwonk20666 жыл бұрын
Zywiec xDDDDD
@kubasowikowski12466 жыл бұрын
L3N1NVEVO
@maciejocicki24926 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about, it's exacly how Poland looks
@kubathehuman76526 жыл бұрын
This German game somehow happens to be Polish national treasure.
@ChadVulpes6 жыл бұрын
*TRIGGERED*
@KenshinLoL6 жыл бұрын
sebool112 really ? Assuming you are polish in the context I thought you polish people like it because of the voice acting and the atmosphere that the characters bring to the world. I mean that's what most german people who play the game fall in love with.
@ChadVulpes6 жыл бұрын
Most of the people look at it through nostalgic lenses. Me too, actually. But somebody pointed out recently that the main character sounds like a narrator, and it occurred to me that it's not really top quality these days. Look it at it from a distance, you can tell it was the best they could pull off these days, so I appreciate it, actually. And then, the person who pointed it out isn't really someone who knows a lot about games, though, so they can't really appreciate it in the same way. Thinking about it, I take that back. It was the best they could pull off in the early 2000's. What more can you expect? My opinion now is that it is a good voiceover.
@KenshinLoL6 жыл бұрын
sebool112 Ye if you take the way the hero talks and compare the voice acting itself to what is good today it really isn't good. But the hero has by far the worst voice acting in this game so I can live with that. Even the hero has his moments where I could fall out of my chair from laughing. I like his sarcastic side alot. Also the way the hero generally speaks with npc has a touch that makes his lazy lines often very humoristic which is something I like about it. I dunno if i have a nostalgia lense on or rather how much it changes for me. but I don't think it's that much. I think it would be awesome if i didn't play the game yet and could experience especially gothic 2 all over again. I mean after my like 25th playthrough I must say I lose interest from time to time but I still think the game is that great that I can play it despite the fact that I know everything about it. Not because of nostalgia but because I like the game and if they ever get the brain and remake their first 2 masterpieces and make g3 a complete game they'd swim in money because what piranha bytes is prducing right now isn't good at all in my opinion. Gothic had handmade quests and the world was so well designed that you could also overlook the silly quests when you just ran around the island because they made sense in the story. even smaller quests and characters like fellan had a place and just gave u a feeling of a realistic world. I muss that completely in todays games.
@ChadVulpes6 жыл бұрын
Well, either way; Germans made one hell of a game ^_^
@tomaszj86054 жыл бұрын
As a Polish worker living in Germany, I squated through the entire video, drinking Żywiec and laughing my ass off.
@rinkashikachi Жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@Aggrofool Жыл бұрын
2137!
@Datan123410 ай бұрын
This brings a tear to my eye, gonna by Zubrowka in your Honour and greetings from Germany
@tomaszj860510 ай бұрын
@@Datan1234 hahaha, Prost!
@Hamak_Hamleta7 ай бұрын
But did you smoke camele?
@HolyFlare4843 жыл бұрын
My favorite line from this game was: "His last order was: COME! And they came, all of them, even the dragons"
@augustwinterman69523 жыл бұрын
To quote George Takei: "Oh my~"
@ThePaperKhan3 жыл бұрын
Lol just started right now
@nocturnaljoe95432 жыл бұрын
@@ThePaperKhan You started the game? Or you started to come?
@not_herobrine37522 жыл бұрын
@@nocturnaljoe9543 all of them simulteneously, it seems
@nocturnaljoe95432 жыл бұрын
@@not_herobrine3752 dayum
@nmesa17986 жыл бұрын
Good times. The confrontation between Gothic 2 and Morrowind fans in Russia was only comparable to WW2. The most fanatical gamers still have PTSD from this holywar.
@MarktheRude6 жыл бұрын
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT VIVEC
@sadi57136 жыл бұрын
I loved both. what am I?
@SpecShadow6 жыл бұрын
Just like Fallout3 vs old Fallouts fans? Man, Bethesda is a warmonger.
@Artorias12346 жыл бұрын
You are nazbol
@SneedFeedAndSeed6 жыл бұрын
Sadi Dirty n'wah
@pingwin7176 жыл бұрын
"as expected German woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors and worst of all Germans" my favourite part
@MerkhVision6 жыл бұрын
Mine too lmao
@PaulaNancyMillstone6 жыл бұрын
Am German. Can confirm.
@WillHayes446 жыл бұрын
@@BLY99 triggered...
@reddeath98586 жыл бұрын
@@BLY99 They are the giant rats.
@dankusyeetus5 жыл бұрын
The entire video is my favorite part
@Shaiva226 жыл бұрын
Playing this game without German or Polish dub should be punishable by beeing forced to make the same game for the next 20 years.
@Superschokokeks5 жыл бұрын
so... Piranha Bytes didn't play with german or polish dub..
@dankashi6775 жыл бұрын
Russian dub is pretty good too
@igorthelight5 жыл бұрын
So Activision and EA Games were actually punished? :-)
@empty30615 жыл бұрын
Daniel Shymchenko you’re joking, right?
@OnlyInhuman905 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck would ever wanna listen to Polish? One of the shittiest sounding languages in Europe for sure
@cyd2k6 жыл бұрын
8:25 Fun fact: I am from germany and sometimes I actually confused the bird sounds from Gothic with actual birds close to my house. Shit got confusing some times
@ciupenhauer4 жыл бұрын
Co-kaa!
@KrefOner3 жыл бұрын
yee boy rosenkranz did an amazing job on the music shits beautiful
@Xeni12432 жыл бұрын
greetings
@inlimbo1714 Жыл бұрын
Same, but I live on Jupyter
@LOL-zu1zr8 ай бұрын
Industrial Revolution and it consequences
@weir-t7y5 жыл бұрын
"attack someone's wife with a club, while her husband cheers" Absolutely based husband
@davidstinger11344 жыл бұрын
Based on what?
@weir-t7y4 жыл бұрын
@@davidstinger1134 ya mutha
@slyseal20914 жыл бұрын
@@davidstinger1134 the economic principles of the Kaiserreich.
@largilm14114 жыл бұрын
@@weir-t7y Someone needs to lurk more.
@weir-t7y4 жыл бұрын
@@largilm1411 I know what the "based on what" joke is I don't have to respond positively to it
@TheOnlyRise6 жыл бұрын
Pole here. This review is 100% correct, especially the coal mine part.
@anamarlylameiradasilva946 жыл бұрын
Seed it's popcorn you uncultured swine
@PinHeadSupliciumwtf6 жыл бұрын
Read it as pole mine
@VOEN1005006 жыл бұрын
HoMM3, Morrowind, Mount'n'blade, Gothic 2. If Fallout 2 will be next, i will be sure that Sseth is slav, 100%.
@CernobilRS6 жыл бұрын
And now S.T.A.L.K.E.R. yep slav confirmed :D
@jakalmekara5 жыл бұрын
I hope to God he reviews fallout 2 one day
@Karina-winsmore5 жыл бұрын
He is a slav migrant to germany.
@shipso61165 жыл бұрын
He told so in one of his videos. As a slav, I was obliged to check, and I found it ).
@McRingil4 жыл бұрын
@@Karina-winsmore are you sure of that
@ShinDig_Central6 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite African warlord back at it again.
@xxDrain5 жыл бұрын
This was the Witcher game before there was a Witcher game.
@TheUltimateRiku3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the original Witcher is about as old
@Chraan3 жыл бұрын
@@TheUltimateRiku No, it's not. Also he clearly means Witcher 3, Witcher 1 and 2 were very different in design with no freedom.
@Skanic3 жыл бұрын
@@Chraan the devs of Witcher 1 were actually inspired by Gothic 1
@Matt_the_pirate3 жыл бұрын
@@Skanic I believe the prototype Witcher game was meant to be released in 2001.
@M0butu3 жыл бұрын
CDPR wrote a big patch for Gothic 3 to iron out bugs.
@bootlegcaesar74815 жыл бұрын
"the guards accept european ID cards or if you dont have that simply a drawing of your passport" accurate af lol
@ashmonkey25724 жыл бұрын
Also drug dealers don't need no id.
@fulvio321110 ай бұрын
Once before a school trip we went to Germany. I lost my ID some day before so I went and declared the missing ID to the Italian police and went to the school trip with a scan of my ID and the Italian document of my missing ID. The ID was needed to enter the Berlin parliament, the guard simple ignored the declaration and just checked the paper scan
@MandaloreGaming6 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck are we all having mold problems
@SsethTzeentach6 жыл бұрын
I jest but my mom visited and told me to bleach my bathroom walls. I had no proper dust-mask so I just strapped like 10 kitchen towels behind a guy fawkes mask with duct-tape for a makeshift filter.
@AlabamaMan2 жыл бұрын
ok
@fungi2652 жыл бұрын
ok
@bud3892 жыл бұрын
@@SsethTzeentach Late to the party, but don't use bleach against mold. Use white vinegar mixed with baking soda in a spray bottle and it kills mold, prevents it from growing, and continues to kill off the mold roots as well. I used white vinegar baking soda mixture to kill mold in my basement over 2 years ago. It has yet to grow back. Bleach on the other-hand is unable to penetrate to get the roots of the mold.
@jway90972 жыл бұрын
@@SsethTzeentach ok
@Serpencio6 жыл бұрын
I'm big fan of this Germany simulator, however my sole problem is that it is featuring only one german character, Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi. Also, for those hardcore, TRUE gamers who haven't played this amazing gem yet. Take my advice and set on the right track, become the sausage delivery boy next door my friends.
@DragoonBB6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry their are plenty of Germans in the woods.
@MyCrafcik5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5DMl517jqqAq7s kek
@dopey4734 жыл бұрын
Aight
@squirrelknight97684 жыл бұрын
The moment I read abuyin's name in your comment, he said it in the video! Can you believe this shit!?!
@mbthemeatball37164 жыл бұрын
Gud joke xD Even I, a german dude, like this joke, lel.
@JigsawLV6 жыл бұрын
"Generous donators: Sam Hyde" IT'S HIM AGAIN, he can't keep getting away with this!
@anthonyconde76045 жыл бұрын
9:03 Obviously, just another stunning performance by Tommy Wiseau
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother96014 жыл бұрын
you're my favorite customer
@noahkarpinski18244 жыл бұрын
If you like Liza she is only 25 gold pieces
@mrbig10223 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh AHAHAHAH Oh wow I'm gonna have to replay this in english some day lmao
@KrefOner3 жыл бұрын
fiddy gol' pieceeees
@Dostwyn4 жыл бұрын
Quick tip: Don't use the Dragon Snapper/Shadowbeast trick. The game doesn't calculate the max HP increase during level ups correctly while being transformed, meaning you'll end up with less HP than you should have.
@buca96963 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter if you level your fighting skills with the xp you gain. With a bit of practice you won't get hit in 1v1 combat.
@SHAX5163 жыл бұрын
@@buca9696 everything has high crit chance in gothic, every single hp point is worth it because you will get hit sooner or later
@brohvakiindova44523 жыл бұрын
@@SHAX516 you can easily offset the hp lost by donating to daron and innos shrines, for a beginner it's going to make the ordinary fighting harder and you can clear out the map in chapter 1 by learning how the fighting system works and realizing you can kill anything 1v1 with a stick and lots of patience xD
@foreignfat60092 жыл бұрын
@@brohvakiindova4452 You can kill everything in chapter 1 with fist. Dragon combat is a hot garbage tho...
@brohvakiindova44522 жыл бұрын
@@foreignfat6009 there is no "chapter 1" in skyrim you can fight reasonably well with fists as a khajiit and to lesser extend argonian but no way you straight walk up high hrothgar after starting the game and killing the ice troll on legendary with just your fists you can totally prepare to be able to fight late game enemies very early on but we're not talking super prepped min-max but casual play
@PLpatriot9996 жыл бұрын
sseth should have honorary polish citizenship
@PLpatriot9996 жыл бұрын
Chara Dreemurr i'm Polish so you shouldn't be surprised
@uncletimo60596 жыл бұрын
yeaaaah... dat wai he can see a polish deth kamp. from the inside.
@PLpatriot9996 жыл бұрын
Chara Dreemurr nie wiem czy to z przodu twojej głowy to twarz czy dupa
@zyrkugilgamesh6 жыл бұрын
Chara Dreemurr I'm really sorry, but when I try to read this language I only see *super secret coded military message*
@jacplac976 жыл бұрын
Powiedzmy sobie szczerze, przyszedłeś tu tylko po to, by móc pocałować Dio w dupę.
@CaigeWolf12706 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite source of furry porn and casual racism
@lemonbot49065 жыл бұрын
What more can a man ask for?
@Qwufi5 жыл бұрын
Im not into furry things but also here for casual racism.
@MultiCommissar4 жыл бұрын
How fucking dare you call this "casual"? No respect for hard working racists anymore.
@secretname26704 жыл бұрын
@Sad Honk greytide is inherited genetically
@panthekirb75614 жыл бұрын
@bababoouie johnson Some people wanted new shoes and stuff and instead of just buying them they went with the video game protag way of doing things (being a thug and thinking you are above everyone else).
@PanKarmelek126 жыл бұрын
The way you said "Żywiec" made me laugh so hard, god bless you sseth
@Rapture10086 жыл бұрын
Pan How DO you pronounce it?
@makowiec2k6 жыл бұрын
He almost pronouced it correctly. Just instead that "c" don't say it like "computer" but more like a letter alone. There is also the case of "y" but I guess we have better things to do
@prejdak6 жыл бұрын
Try "zhywiets", not completely accurate though. You can find a lot of empty Zywiec tin cans in our (Czech) woods here at the border with Poland. I wonder... why :-D
@rafaszewczyk8336 жыл бұрын
You don't really have sounds for that in English language but it would be something like Zhyviets
@Drejzer2 жыл бұрын
@@Rapture1008 'Ż' is like french pronunciation of Jean or somewhat like the "si" in vision (i think) y is the sound you make when you have no idea about a topic, kinda like "uh" (I can't think of any word for that) c is basically a short "ts" sound
@Mic_Glow4 жыл бұрын
"appropriate means of defending yourself" (shows butter knifes) This has aged well. Didn't it, UK?
@SyndicateOperative3 жыл бұрын
It's not a case of 'aging well', the UK's nutty weapon confiscations (i.e. spoons and other cutlery) have been a thing for the last decade.
@noxserpentis5 жыл бұрын
The german dub of Gothic is such a gem. Its too sad most people wont get to enjoy it cause they dont speak the language.
@atomic7475 жыл бұрын
I mean..subtitles exist
@ZwijgerАй бұрын
"Dub" It's literally the original voice acting, that's not a dub.
@kubazy46696 жыл бұрын
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz- polish migrant and the savior of Germany (Myrtana)
@512TheWolf5125 жыл бұрын
It's easy to pronounce but terrible to write down from just listening to it
@ImposCoE6 жыл бұрын
Abuyin ibn Djabir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi needs a game with him as the hero.
@toastybatch5656 жыл бұрын
ImposCoE sounds like your typical German name
@darthplagueis136 жыл бұрын
Sure enough. "May I introduce you to my brother Hans, my sister Katarina and my nephew Abuyin ibn Djabir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi?"
@adamyooz5 жыл бұрын
Islamist Reactionary إرتجاج الإسلامي Listen man, all it does is make it funnier
@mulmusfistus41285 жыл бұрын
@@toastybatch565 just like tyrone is your typical american name
@MyCrafcik5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5DMl517jqqAq7s Kek
@thebadger40406 жыл бұрын
**DISTANT KURWAS GETTING LOUDER**
@Freedi2of25 жыл бұрын
Man you can't imagine how much the german version adds to the atmosphere.
@mateng77074 жыл бұрын
Freedi's Soundcollection lowkey wanted to learn german just to play gothic in the original language a while back
@KrefOner3 жыл бұрын
peep the polish one w dupe
@mikemetzgore27125 жыл бұрын
i didn´t know that the english voice acting was so poor. The german voice action is pretty good.
@Rico-oz4ct4 жыл бұрын
volle Pfund aufs Maul?
@BrandstifterFussel884 жыл бұрын
@@Rico-oz4ct "Wo ist die Kirche, ja wo ist sie denn bloß?"
@darkcat0133 жыл бұрын
The Russian acting is even better
@themadnes54133 жыл бұрын
@@darkcat013 disagree, i understand both and the german one is still far better.
@Taureor6 жыл бұрын
Żywiec is pronounced ZHY-VI-ETZZ
@danielhanson24174 жыл бұрын
Wait a second I know you
@a.wen.69874 жыл бұрын
You here?!?!?
@StrikerUSS4 жыл бұрын
This is a crossover I did not expect, but I happily welcome!
@codonomicus4 жыл бұрын
But is it better than Prażubr?
@Loleexer4 жыл бұрын
@@codonomicus Żubr used to be good, but it turned into really low quality beer. I've never had Prażubr, but I suppose it's on pair or most likely inferior to Żywiec, which itself is rather mediocre if you ask me.
@LimakPan6 жыл бұрын
There's a polish gothic rap scene that remixes dialogue from the polish dub of the game. It's awesome.
@Krakersonik5 жыл бұрын
whole fucking channel of it. kzbin.info/door/SiFAQYLjlNCpbxIJgEkr-Q Gulasz ognisty - naprawde zajebisty!
@MyCrafcik5 жыл бұрын
Potrawka z chrząszcza? Mogę ją jeść bez końca!
@quagernag4 жыл бұрын
How I have lived so long but never heard this perfaction?!
@quagernag4 жыл бұрын
KapitanPolska I thank you for showing the way!
@Caspenar4 жыл бұрын
@@quagernag People are joining the cult. Good.
@ilocosmetro6 жыл бұрын
Not early enough, Seth
@acheron166 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, the Merchant's Guild is getting mad
@theslungus10006 жыл бұрын
666 likes.
@ricga67956 жыл бұрын
Its never too late to talk about the best RPG of all time. :3
@primarchpavel14576 жыл бұрын
Who's Seth?
@Volvith5 жыл бұрын
9:02 aH, yes, the 'shady Ukranian' pimp. Truly a classic in early 2000's game design.
@Kormoran-dg6bp6 жыл бұрын
-Sseth makes a gothic II review *few days later* -Piranha Bytes starts making assets for gothic 4
@MinscFromBaldursGate923 жыл бұрын
Illuminati confirmed
@McRingil6 жыл бұрын
You know too much man. Where did you learn Camel cigarettes are luxury products here.
@leves7776 жыл бұрын
Are they? Why?
@McRingil6 жыл бұрын
leves777 they were unattainable during the communism, now they're like the most expensive ones in the shop.
@frydemwingz6 жыл бұрын
he browses /pol/
@McRingil6 жыл бұрын
This talmudic chaos magic order of pepe the peterson messes with the structure of reality written in the Dead Sea scrolls too much.
@milczyciel6 жыл бұрын
For quite a some time I felt like I owe you some gratitude for giving me so many laughs Sseth... Reviewing Gothic, misspeling Zywiec, using Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz meme and throwing some friendly jabs at "Polish death camps" sealed the deal. I couldn't say no to becoming a member of merchant's guild after that one. Hats off to you, you magnificent bastard. Here's hoping for you continuing down this path, under the regime of humorless EU bureaucrats.
@Rheinguard6 жыл бұрын
"...and women, who are also part of the disabled..." I died 😂😂😂👌
@royce5364 жыл бұрын
No wonder they keep parking in disable spots... THE MORE YOU KNOW
@na333an4 жыл бұрын
Wtf i just had that moment when i read your comment
@XtremeMaran3 жыл бұрын
Basically every university recruitment department.
@mahmud76453 жыл бұрын
@@XtremeMaran hairy balls in my mouth
@wadekstaryub-ek94166 жыл бұрын
As a Polish person i can proudly say that for a while i thought i'm watching a documentary movie.
@Blubbii886 жыл бұрын
Damn, I didn't realise how bad the english dub was. The german dub was amazing. It still has some of the most recognizable voice lines until today
@elrondmcbong63923 жыл бұрын
Zeig mir deine Ware
@Sebastian_Gecko2 жыл бұрын
Verstanden, Gerbrandt.
@Ilamarea6 жыл бұрын
As a polish fan of gothic, I do approve.
@GrosserHund876 жыл бұрын
> żwieK lol
@peterdes67926 жыл бұрын
:D:D:DD:D fajnie to powiedzial
@milczyciel6 жыл бұрын
moi kumple w pracy wymawiają nazwę żywca: "zyłek" :D
@adam1984pl6 жыл бұрын
Zywiec-alkoholizowana woda gazowana.
@nergal27415 жыл бұрын
does it mean something?
@PlaskiJakDeska6 жыл бұрын
>Żwiek o kurwa, Sseth xD
@odincousland64202 жыл бұрын
I always disagree when people that complain about the combat. To me, it's the most fluid and spontaneous system ever created. No stamina, no dodge roll, you have to time your strikes and analyse each enemy. I loved that you could lure monsters. Also using the environment and anything you pick up to your advantage. I feel like most people give up too easily. Although, I have played the game a ridiculous amount of times so I don't even have to think when I'm fighting. I suppose that's why I love it. Every fight feels real and exciting. Anyway thanks for reading.
@jebbi25702 жыл бұрын
Yep, and I also hate when people tells others to play it with germany VA because its supposed to better?
@alphacore43325 жыл бұрын
Who are you? "My name is Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi... and I am a purveyor of tobacco"
@pmendes996 жыл бұрын
The t-pose part cured my constipation, thanks!
@snakeoveer10466 жыл бұрын
I love how the templar holds his zweihander by the ricasso at 4:06
@BigGayIncorporated6 жыл бұрын
i didn't even notice that until i saw this comment lol
@WhyName6 жыл бұрын
You are one of the only channels where I watch every video as soon as I see it. You and a channel that's a video of Obiwan Kenobi saying "Hello there." every day.
4 жыл бұрын
that 'Brzenczyszczykiewicz' reference almost killed me, dude that is obscure, but I'll let the 'polish death camps' slide, just this once...
@bredt27503 жыл бұрын
What is it a reference to?
3 жыл бұрын
@@bredt2750 Brzenczyszczykiewicz is a character in the movie "How I started ww2"
@bredt27503 жыл бұрын
@ thanks I'll check it out, I'd it a cult classic in Poland or something?
3 жыл бұрын
@@bredt2750 yes, something like that, its a war comedy from 1969.
@balintkiss67786 жыл бұрын
Might someone already pointed out but there is a far faster way to earn money with smithing than that at 7:20. You take an iron rod and put it into the forge than quickly press space/number one so your character draws his sword. This way you will still have this iron rod and another one will appear in your inventory = unlimited money without beating up that poor bastard every second. :D There was another glitch that is useful. Your enemies always running at you in a straight line. So when you try to flee a situation while running just move your mouse slightly left and right continuously so they always miss you. Gothic 2 was also popular in Hungary. No wonder we always got along well with polish people through our history, this game requires a certain character. :D
@Gnomek6 жыл бұрын
Too bad you didnt mention stealing. Fits the narrative, and the game.
@ibuprofen_psychosis6 жыл бұрын
And the setting, being a polish migrant.
@Valentin-qz3qw5 жыл бұрын
@Sevven there is a car, it's an easter egg
@TelloremGolem5 жыл бұрын
Kiedy przygody z minecraft sezon 2
@BizhanovKhalel6 жыл бұрын
8:31 "and worst of all... GeRmAnS". I just can't..
@TheBezio226 жыл бұрын
While forging a new sword, in the middle of the animation, take out the sword. Doubles the steel you have, and also gives you the sword without taking the steel. Much faster than betting up the poor guy.
@lorrispain41252 жыл бұрын
How TF did I never hear about this?🤔
@kip_c8 ай бұрын
this can cause a crash error whenever u load a file in game just as a forewarning
@admiralswallower18825 жыл бұрын
Why have I never found this channel holy shit the quality of his uploads are amazing.
@darkholyPL4 жыл бұрын
As a Polish guy myself, everything said in this vid about Poland in 100% accurate.
@jameson72763 жыл бұрын
As a Poland vid myself, everything said in this guy about Polish in 100% accurate.
@ArtDeCali3 жыл бұрын
Jak powiedział polskie obozy śmierci tez prawda?
@szczepanik3256 жыл бұрын
Polish migrant in Germany here, I haven't laughed so much in a long time! Love your reviews :) Keep the good stuff coming!
@ioannismironenko69626 жыл бұрын
1:13 finally we got to know the protagonist's name
@vaxrvaxr6 жыл бұрын
And it explains why we didn't before!
@vaxrvaxr6 жыл бұрын
They couldn't afford training the voice actors.
@mr.robertdobalina91996 жыл бұрын
I wish I could roleplay as a german from the late 30’s and early 40’s.
@EternalDeath146 жыл бұрын
I do it all the time
@SpecShadow6 жыл бұрын
Then you will love modern murica
@mr.robertdobalina91996 жыл бұрын
SpecShadow There’s literally 5 nazi flags on my street and I am fearing for my life. I am currently hiding 20 Mexican nationals in my attic. Please don’t tell Drumpf and his criminal gang of ICE brown shirts.
@Hornwiesel6 жыл бұрын
Ewww
@34marmarmar6 жыл бұрын
wait 2 decades and you can do just that
@NeoSaturos1236 жыл бұрын
1:52 That...is a very nice dragon though.
@rokitkenit74984 жыл бұрын
name?
@ravenlupo95194 жыл бұрын
As a German I frickin love this review, literally cried laughing xD. But yeah the english dub sux.
@m1sz3lpl246 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, the game worshipped in poland :P
@mariuszpudzianowski17436 жыл бұрын
"that was enough to buy my Żviek" I just lost it there, great pronouncation man but Poland isn't Czech Republic
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother96014 жыл бұрын
what about Camel cigs?
@rhogal83104 жыл бұрын
@@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 Confirmed pole here, HARNAŚ is the shit, and Marlboro are the cigarettes in our death camps
@Nutellafuerst6 жыл бұрын
"as expected, the german woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors, and worst of all, germans" thats it, i can die in piece now
@somedesertdude13085 жыл бұрын
Same
@user-wp8ld8xw5q6 жыл бұрын
@9:25 You can also just buy a scroll of telekinesis. You never actually need to cast it just equip it, and then you just spin around and see every object around you. It makes the game a lot easier than cheesing the object spawn mechanic does.
@aila68146 жыл бұрын
the amount of patrons he has, truly pleases me. seth can keep making these videos, and i can keep swimming in the sweet sweet pool that is me ignoring my problems to watch his content.
@Destructides5 жыл бұрын
I wish dragons in games were this T H I C C Lovely editing by the way.
@Andytlp5 жыл бұрын
Reality is often disappointing.
@meni56786 жыл бұрын
hey hey sseth. people here.
@MF-R2 жыл бұрын
6:15 heh, funny thing about that is; I can defy gravity in my dreams by T posing (sorta). So I get how this works: it's like jumping, but never do the second half where you fall; just rapidly repeat the first part. It's like Fuller Auto for your legs, arm stance is for steering and balance.
@rick149ou6 жыл бұрын
What I love most in this game is, that the main char is an ambitious, greedy and deceitful asshole. He is essentially every rpg-gamer that either got bored with the game or just plays it "to win". And that's really the best part of the game. It's playable criticism on gamers, who don't take rpg's seriously.
@jinzo4572 ай бұрын
I love coming back to these older videos for Sseth's lectures on Austrian economics.
@Maiden22Acacia6 жыл бұрын
It's the first time i've heard english voices in gothic. Mah Gawd :D Polish dubbed version is epic tho
@ls2000764 жыл бұрын
So you've experienced the German woods in Polish? Interesting.
@endarg50563 жыл бұрын
As well as Russian, I guess this game is designed accurately for eastern europe xD
@skeletonwar44453 жыл бұрын
@@endarg5056 And Germany... so yeah, Eastern Europe.
@cringeclown40876 жыл бұрын
Finally. Hey, you think you could cover S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or maybe Darkwood next?
@cringeclown40876 жыл бұрын
Tiztu I care for em :/ And Darkwood isn't cheeki breeki, it's from Poland
@anamarlylameiradasilva946 жыл бұрын
I'm Empty Mandalore already made a pretty good review if you're looking for that. Sseth is more interested in pure edge and shitty slavic bootleg games.
@AleK04516 жыл бұрын
darkwood is slavic but it's not very shitty or bootleg
@asdkjh43706 жыл бұрын
@@anamarlylameiradasilva94 show me good recent western game fuckwit- 'mario'? or copy and paste "morrowind"
@tripwireactual12205 жыл бұрын
@@asdkjh4370 not only a boomer, but one with extreme eastern bias
@firstnamelastname51366 жыл бұрын
0:04 If you pause at the stock photo of those two "Germans" drinking beer, just, my god the Schnozz on that one!
@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it Жыл бұрын
i watch this atleast once a month. i cant stop laughing. i love you sseth
@Fanuel286 жыл бұрын
Your videos are pure gold it's really sad that you don't make them more often but I understand it takes some time to prepare all those things. I'm from Poland and I really love all your videos and it's awesome for me that you put so many references to my country :D Keep on doing those great videos can't wait for next one.
@MW-zm9hl6 жыл бұрын
God, I loved that game so much! Was basically the only game other than Zoo Tycoon that I could play in my childhood. And since I myself was born to a german father in a lighthouse in the german coastal woods I had the fortune of enjoying the german version in which the voice acting is one of the best things about the game.
@scorbiot6 жыл бұрын
Gothic I and II have some amazing dialogues in places.
@miruneverdies6 жыл бұрын
The humour, the dialogue, the atmosphere...
@5173426 жыл бұрын
Glory to the Khan!
@Transgender-ProphetMohammed6 жыл бұрын
517342 What?
@5173426 жыл бұрын
It's fine, you don't have to get it.
@ilocosmetro6 жыл бұрын
Hey, Zweic is pretty good
@BigBoiTurboslav6 жыл бұрын
the 8% zwiec is fucking amazing
@ilocosmetro6 жыл бұрын
Quel I still have 3 bottles of the 1881 porter. gotta crack those open
@WLIIwox6 жыл бұрын
Żywiec, along with all other euro-lagers is complete shit.
@ilocosmetro6 жыл бұрын
WLIIwox I respectfully disagree with you, sir/madam.
@SpecShadow6 жыл бұрын
It sux, like most popular brand beers every country have popular brand beer (except Guiness) that are garbage
@koilamaoh42386 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves more subs :( His voice fits soo good with his videos. Dam this guy is funny.
@R3GARnator4 жыл бұрын
He has a lot more subs then the channel he posts on when he's on his medication (MandaloreGaming).
@Dornpunzel3 жыл бұрын
0:35 that map. Man this is so epic. i love your work.
@theberg57026 жыл бұрын
I was just looking into buying the gothic collection and low and behold my favorite patron of the merchants guild makes a video on it as if on cue
@Agerian76 жыл бұрын
Holy hell the Grzegorz reference!
@Shoppingcartapuses5 жыл бұрын
those are some really nice "dragons"
@thegreywaren3 жыл бұрын
From where are they from? Do you know?
@thegreywaren3 жыл бұрын
Never mind all ready found it
@Scp-682_hard_to_kill_reptile3 жыл бұрын
@@thegreywaren yeah where?
@AlexanderWust3 жыл бұрын
as as true german I might have to correct one outstanding problem with the dragonsnapperscroll: U do no receive any health on your main character when u level up while being this creature, sure u have an easy time mowing down tons of enemies but in the end all u have are some learningpoints and no further hitpoints leaving u in a very weak state. But that is nothing but a minor inconvinience since our grand overlord Sseth never truely leaves the first map to begin with. He is a truely inspiring legend.(My OCD made me post that after rewatching all his videos like 200 times I simply couldn´t the urge to correct any longer).
@a_tremereandsomeblood_just3642 Жыл бұрын
Gothic 1 and Gothic 2 are the best games ever made. They are to hard for most gamers.
@Krukg6 жыл бұрын
polish dubbing is actually amazing honestly
@SonOfMeme6 жыл бұрын
Now I KNOW you didn't just say the combat system was bad. You can manually swing your sword right and left in the perfect rhythm to never once get hit and if you don't think that's the tightest shit then get outta my face.
@SonOfMeme6 жыл бұрын
My man! * snaps finger *
@tundra51716 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree bro, I really really like the Gothic 2 combat system as well.
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother96015 жыл бұрын
he's so good at mocking something he loves
@dragos88394 жыл бұрын
@@tundra5171 is gothic 3 any good ?
@tundra51714 жыл бұрын
@@dragos8839 I personally enjoy it a lot. I really enjoy all aspects of Gothic 3 - even the fucked up combat. That's just me.
@blackm4niac Жыл бұрын
The only problem with turning into a dragonraptor and genociding the map is that when transformed you do not receive the HP upgrades. The HP you gain will be added to the transformation health and once the transformation ends your health will be set back to the value it was before you transformed.
@Twin2kaay76 жыл бұрын
No fucking way, how did you know about Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz!? As a Polish guy living in Germany and having experienced both cultures (that includes Gothic) I can confirm, your German/Polish jokes were absolutely on point, some of them hit way too close to home for my liking lmao. Edit: Just checked your channel out since this video popped up in my recommended section. Pure gold. Keep up the great work man, I am amazed how this channel exist since many videos are so incredibly niche, featuring games like Gothic, Morrowind or Heros of Might and Magic.
@thedude52946 жыл бұрын
Al Capown ikr, I was actually surprised to find someone who reviews heroes. BTW could you tell me who the guy in the glasses and the hat he keeps showing is?
@Deciduoustrees Жыл бұрын
the idea that this game is about unions is honestly the best take on the faction system I've ever heard
@cryohellinc6 жыл бұрын
Gothic 1 / 2 is my childhood. The sheer amount of times I played those two games can be only compared to time spent in Morrowind. Good stuff!
@Derret1346 жыл бұрын
Playing without Night of the Raven? Filthy casual
@mateng77074 жыл бұрын
It is notr, look at the forging menu 7:20
@ImOblivious6 жыл бұрын
2:52 Location confirmed as Germany. Who knew how prophetic this game would turn out to be.
@vaxrvaxr6 жыл бұрын
Abuyin has been around much longer than 2015, you know.
@martinledermann18626 жыл бұрын
Indeed, problems with the Muslim migrants in Europe exist since way before 2015.
@Eudolus3 жыл бұрын
2:48 is... is that Big Floyd? YOOOOO he breathing.
@mr.clevertrick87103 жыл бұрын
Blm moment
@jadonlimoges1830Ай бұрын
@@mr.clevertrick8710bldm
@timh.71696 жыл бұрын
I'm from germany and this is just golden ❤
@deavonw6 жыл бұрын
Gothic is amazing... in context. If you played it when it came out. Going back to it you have a slew of other pirahnabytes games to play for the same experience.
@Zeon0816 жыл бұрын
G2Returning > anything those germs ever made
@deavonw6 жыл бұрын
I can agree. I did not care for Elex or Risen personally but that may just be my perspective as I've spent a lot of time with gothic 1 to 3.
@lalas1986 жыл бұрын
ロボット鳥山 Depends. From the Risen series only Risen 1 was worthy, and even this game was a bit of a drag during the final acts. About Risen 2, I only managed to finish second act before quitting. Didn't even touch Risen 3. Elex though, is awesome and a strong comeback by Piranha Bytes. It's the only Piranha Bytes game that I actually replayed 3 times.
@dawndefender6 жыл бұрын
in context meaning if you were poor polish 13 tears old kid with ancient PC and gothic was the only full game you bought with with some cheap gaming magazine
@Fion3556 жыл бұрын
Soo....Gothic 1, 2 and 3 (With community patch)...
@camillo38876 жыл бұрын
This video: *exists* Poles: It's free real estate
@Dornpunzel3 жыл бұрын
5 seconds in and already pausing in 0,25x speed to see every genius cut and hidden pics in there. And already laughing hard. "loved by many... showing beer drinking germans and some ww2 nazi army pics" - holy hell. It's so delightful to see someone making fun without being political correct. Oh and i'm german btw. Ofc we all wear helmets and flamethrowers. 24/7.
@acfake78584 жыл бұрын
5:57 is all i need guys .
@frauleinhohenzollern3 жыл бұрын
6:07 I didn't give permission to show my legs. I sent you that in confidence.