Gothic II Review | Classic German Roleplaying™

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SsethTzeentach

SsethTzeentach

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@thomasjardine2108
@thomasjardine2108 6 жыл бұрын
"I am Bromor. This is my house , and these are my girls. I like my girls. And if you like my girls too, then you'll pay for it- 50 gold pieces." I swear to god that Tommy Wiseau said these lines
@EricToTheScionti
@EricToTheScionti 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@blackshadowxv15
@blackshadowxv15 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing is Tommy's famous laugh
@dantevivas693
@dantevivas693 4 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Mark
@agamemnonofmycenae5258
@agamemnonofmycenae5258 4 жыл бұрын
Writing and delivery so bad,it's genius!
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 жыл бұрын
Ah ah ah ah. What a story Thomas.
@L3N1NVEVO
@L3N1NVEVO 6 жыл бұрын
He knows too much about Poland. This is worrying.
@MalleusSemperVictor
@MalleusSemperVictor 6 жыл бұрын
Like Poland hides its identity. Poland is Poland.
@L3N1NVEVO
@L3N1NVEVO 6 жыл бұрын
It's not real picture of poland but he made fun of us in a way i can't be offended. It was actually funny for me personally because I'm a cheapskate.
@snazwonk2066
@snazwonk2066 6 жыл бұрын
Zywiec xDDDDD
@kubasowikowski1246
@kubasowikowski1246 6 жыл бұрын
L3N1NVEVO
@maciejocicki2492
@maciejocicki2492 6 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about, it's exacly how Poland looks
@kubathehuman7652
@kubathehuman7652 6 жыл бұрын
This German game somehow happens to be Polish national treasure.
@ChadVulpes
@ChadVulpes 6 жыл бұрын
*TRIGGERED*
@KenshinLoL
@KenshinLoL 6 жыл бұрын
sebool112 really ? Assuming you are polish in the context I thought you polish people like it because of the voice acting and the atmosphere that the characters bring to the world. I mean that's what most german people who play the game fall in love with.
@ChadVulpes
@ChadVulpes 6 жыл бұрын
Most of the people look at it through nostalgic lenses. Me too, actually. But somebody pointed out recently that the main character sounds like a narrator, and it occurred to me that it's not really top quality these days. Look it at it from a distance, you can tell it was the best they could pull off these days, so I appreciate it, actually. And then, the person who pointed it out isn't really someone who knows a lot about games, though, so they can't really appreciate it in the same way. Thinking about it, I take that back. It was the best they could pull off in the early 2000's. What more can you expect? My opinion now is that it is a good voiceover.
@KenshinLoL
@KenshinLoL 6 жыл бұрын
sebool112 Ye if you take the way the hero talks and compare the voice acting itself to what is good today it really isn't good. But the hero has by far the worst voice acting in this game so I can live with that. Even the hero has his moments where I could fall out of my chair from laughing. I like his sarcastic side alot. Also the way the hero generally speaks with npc has a touch that makes his lazy lines often very humoristic which is something I like about it. I dunno if i have a nostalgia lense on or rather how much it changes for me. but I don't think it's that much. I think it would be awesome if i didn't play the game yet and could experience especially gothic 2 all over again. I mean after my like 25th playthrough I must say I lose interest from time to time but I still think the game is that great that I can play it despite the fact that I know everything about it. Not because of nostalgia but because I like the game and if they ever get the brain and remake their first 2 masterpieces and make g3 a complete game they'd swim in money because what piranha bytes is prducing right now isn't good at all in my opinion. Gothic had handmade quests and the world was so well designed that you could also overlook the silly quests when you just ran around the island because they made sense in the story. even smaller quests and characters like fellan had a place and just gave u a feeling of a realistic world. I muss that completely in todays games.
@ChadVulpes
@ChadVulpes 6 жыл бұрын
Well, either way; Germans made one hell of a game ^_^
@tomaszj8605
@tomaszj8605 4 жыл бұрын
As a Polish worker living in Germany, I squated through the entire video, drinking Żywiec and laughing my ass off.
@rinkashikachi
@rinkashikachi Жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@Aggrofool
@Aggrofool Жыл бұрын
2137!
@Datan1234
@Datan1234 10 ай бұрын
This brings a tear to my eye, gonna by Zubrowka in your Honour and greetings from Germany
@tomaszj8605
@tomaszj8605 10 ай бұрын
@@Datan1234 hahaha, Prost!
@Hamak_Hamleta
@Hamak_Hamleta 7 ай бұрын
But did you smoke camele?
@HolyFlare484
@HolyFlare484 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite line from this game was: "His last order was: COME! And they came, all of them, even the dragons"
@augustwinterman6952
@augustwinterman6952 3 жыл бұрын
To quote George Takei: "Oh my~"
@ThePaperKhan
@ThePaperKhan 3 жыл бұрын
Lol just started right now
@nocturnaljoe9543
@nocturnaljoe9543 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThePaperKhan You started the game? Or you started to come?
@not_herobrine3752
@not_herobrine3752 2 жыл бұрын
@@nocturnaljoe9543 all of them simulteneously, it seems
@nocturnaljoe9543
@nocturnaljoe9543 2 жыл бұрын
@@not_herobrine3752 dayum
@nmesa1798
@nmesa1798 6 жыл бұрын
Good times. The confrontation between Gothic 2 and Morrowind fans in Russia was only comparable to WW2. The most fanatical gamers still have PTSD from this holywar.
@MarktheRude
@MarktheRude 6 жыл бұрын
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT VIVEC
@sadi5713
@sadi5713 6 жыл бұрын
I loved both. what am I?
@SpecShadow
@SpecShadow 6 жыл бұрын
Just like Fallout3 vs old Fallouts fans? Man, Bethesda is a warmonger.
@Artorias1234
@Artorias1234 6 жыл бұрын
You are nazbol
@SneedFeedAndSeed
@SneedFeedAndSeed 6 жыл бұрын
Sadi Dirty n'wah
@pingwin717
@pingwin717 6 жыл бұрын
"as expected German woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors and worst of all Germans" my favourite part
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision 6 жыл бұрын
Mine too lmao
@PaulaNancyMillstone
@PaulaNancyMillstone 6 жыл бұрын
Am German. Can confirm.
@WillHayes44
@WillHayes44 6 жыл бұрын
@@BLY99 triggered...
@reddeath9858
@reddeath9858 6 жыл бұрын
@@BLY99 They are the giant rats.
@dankusyeetus
@dankusyeetus 5 жыл бұрын
The entire video is my favorite part
@Shaiva22
@Shaiva22 6 жыл бұрын
Playing this game without German or Polish dub should be punishable by beeing forced to make the same game for the next 20 years.
@Superschokokeks
@Superschokokeks 5 жыл бұрын
so... Piranha Bytes didn't play with german or polish dub..
@dankashi677
@dankashi677 5 жыл бұрын
Russian dub is pretty good too
@igorthelight
@igorthelight 5 жыл бұрын
So Activision and EA Games were actually punished? :-)
@empty3061
@empty3061 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Shymchenko you’re joking, right?
@OnlyInhuman90
@OnlyInhuman90 5 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck would ever wanna listen to Polish? One of the shittiest sounding languages in Europe for sure
@cyd2k
@cyd2k 6 жыл бұрын
8:25 Fun fact: I am from germany and sometimes I actually confused the bird sounds from Gothic with actual birds close to my house. Shit got confusing some times
@ciupenhauer
@ciupenhauer 4 жыл бұрын
Co-kaa!
@KrefOner
@KrefOner 3 жыл бұрын
yee boy rosenkranz did an amazing job on the music shits beautiful
@Xeni1243
@Xeni1243 2 жыл бұрын
greetings
@inlimbo1714
@inlimbo1714 Жыл бұрын
Same, but I live on Jupyter
@LOL-zu1zr
@LOL-zu1zr 8 ай бұрын
Industrial Revolution and it consequences
@weir-t7y
@weir-t7y 5 жыл бұрын
"attack someone's wife with a club, while her husband cheers" Absolutely based husband
@davidstinger1134
@davidstinger1134 4 жыл бұрын
Based on what?
@weir-t7y
@weir-t7y 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidstinger1134 ya mutha
@slyseal2091
@slyseal2091 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidstinger1134 the economic principles of the Kaiserreich.
@largilm1411
@largilm1411 4 жыл бұрын
@@weir-t7y Someone needs to lurk more.
@weir-t7y
@weir-t7y 4 жыл бұрын
@@largilm1411 I know what the "based on what" joke is I don't have to respond positively to it
@TheOnlyRise
@TheOnlyRise 6 жыл бұрын
Pole here. This review is 100% correct, especially the coal mine part.
@anamarlylameiradasilva94
@anamarlylameiradasilva94 6 жыл бұрын
Seed it's popcorn you uncultured swine
@PinHeadSupliciumwtf
@PinHeadSupliciumwtf 6 жыл бұрын
Read it as pole mine
@VOEN100500
@VOEN100500 6 жыл бұрын
HoMM3, Morrowind, Mount'n'blade, Gothic 2. If Fallout 2 will be next, i will be sure that Sseth is slav, 100%.
@CernobilRS
@CernobilRS 6 жыл бұрын
And now S.T.A.L.K.E.R. yep slav confirmed :D
@jakalmekara
@jakalmekara 5 жыл бұрын
I hope to God he reviews fallout 2 one day
@Karina-winsmore
@Karina-winsmore 5 жыл бұрын
He is a slav migrant to germany.
@shipso6116
@shipso6116 5 жыл бұрын
He told so in one of his videos. As a slav, I was obliged to check, and I found it ).
@McRingil
@McRingil 4 жыл бұрын
@@Karina-winsmore are you sure of that
@ShinDig_Central
@ShinDig_Central 6 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite African warlord back at it again.
@xxDrain
@xxDrain 5 жыл бұрын
This was the Witcher game before there was a Witcher game.
@TheUltimateRiku
@TheUltimateRiku 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the original Witcher is about as old
@Chraan
@Chraan 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheUltimateRiku No, it's not. Also he clearly means Witcher 3, Witcher 1 and 2 were very different in design with no freedom.
@Skanic
@Skanic 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chraan the devs of Witcher 1 were actually inspired by Gothic 1
@Matt_the_pirate
@Matt_the_pirate 3 жыл бұрын
@@Skanic I believe the prototype Witcher game was meant to be released in 2001.
@M0butu
@M0butu 3 жыл бұрын
CDPR wrote a big patch for Gothic 3 to iron out bugs.
@bootlegcaesar7481
@bootlegcaesar7481 5 жыл бұрын
"the guards accept european ID cards or if you dont have that simply a drawing of your passport" accurate af lol
@ashmonkey2572
@ashmonkey2572 4 жыл бұрын
Also drug dealers don't need no id.
@fulvio3211
@fulvio3211 10 ай бұрын
Once before a school trip we went to Germany. I lost my ID some day before so I went and declared the missing ID to the Italian police and went to the school trip with a scan of my ID and the Italian document of my missing ID. The ID was needed to enter the Berlin parliament, the guard simple ignored the declaration and just checked the paper scan
@MandaloreGaming
@MandaloreGaming 6 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck are we all having mold problems
@SsethTzeentach
@SsethTzeentach 6 жыл бұрын
I jest but my mom visited and told me to bleach my bathroom walls. I had no proper dust-mask so I just strapped like 10 kitchen towels behind a guy fawkes mask with duct-tape for a makeshift filter.
@AlabamaMan
@AlabamaMan 2 жыл бұрын
ok
@fungi265
@fungi265 2 жыл бұрын
ok
@bud389
@bud389 2 жыл бұрын
@@SsethTzeentach Late to the party, but don't use bleach against mold. Use white vinegar mixed with baking soda in a spray bottle and it kills mold, prevents it from growing, and continues to kill off the mold roots as well. I used white vinegar baking soda mixture to kill mold in my basement over 2 years ago. It has yet to grow back. Bleach on the other-hand is unable to penetrate to get the roots of the mold.
@jway9097
@jway9097 2 жыл бұрын
@@SsethTzeentach ok
@Serpencio
@Serpencio 6 жыл бұрын
I'm big fan of this Germany simulator, however my sole problem is that it is featuring only one german character, Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi. Also, for those hardcore, TRUE gamers who haven't played this amazing gem yet. Take my advice and set on the right track, become the sausage delivery boy next door my friends.
@DragoonBB
@DragoonBB 6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry their are plenty of Germans in the woods.
@MyCrafcik
@MyCrafcik 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5DMl517jqqAq7s kek
@dopey473
@dopey473 4 жыл бұрын
Aight
@squirrelknight9768
@squirrelknight9768 4 жыл бұрын
The moment I read abuyin's name in your comment, he said it in the video! Can you believe this shit!?!
@mbthemeatball3716
@mbthemeatball3716 4 жыл бұрын
Gud joke xD Even I, a german dude, like this joke, lel.
@JigsawLV
@JigsawLV 6 жыл бұрын
"Generous donators: Sam Hyde" IT'S HIM AGAIN, he can't keep getting away with this!
@anthonyconde7604
@anthonyconde7604 5 жыл бұрын
9:03 Obviously, just another stunning performance by Tommy Wiseau
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 4 жыл бұрын
you're my favorite customer
@noahkarpinski1824
@noahkarpinski1824 4 жыл бұрын
If you like Liza she is only 25 gold pieces
@mrbig1022
@mrbig1022 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh AHAHAHAH Oh wow I'm gonna have to replay this in english some day lmao
@KrefOner
@KrefOner 3 жыл бұрын
fiddy gol' pieceeees
@Dostwyn
@Dostwyn 4 жыл бұрын
Quick tip: Don't use the Dragon Snapper/Shadowbeast trick. The game doesn't calculate the max HP increase during level ups correctly while being transformed, meaning you'll end up with less HP than you should have.
@buca9696
@buca9696 3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter if you level your fighting skills with the xp you gain. With a bit of practice you won't get hit in 1v1 combat.
@SHAX516
@SHAX516 3 жыл бұрын
@@buca9696 everything has high crit chance in gothic, every single hp point is worth it because you will get hit sooner or later
@brohvakiindova4452
@brohvakiindova4452 3 жыл бұрын
@@SHAX516 you can easily offset the hp lost by donating to daron and innos shrines, for a beginner it's going to make the ordinary fighting harder and you can clear out the map in chapter 1 by learning how the fighting system works and realizing you can kill anything 1v1 with a stick and lots of patience xD
@foreignfat6009
@foreignfat6009 2 жыл бұрын
@@brohvakiindova4452 You can kill everything in chapter 1 with fist. Dragon combat is a hot garbage tho...
@brohvakiindova4452
@brohvakiindova4452 2 жыл бұрын
@@foreignfat6009 there is no "chapter 1" in skyrim you can fight reasonably well with fists as a khajiit and to lesser extend argonian but no way you straight walk up high hrothgar after starting the game and killing the ice troll on legendary with just your fists you can totally prepare to be able to fight late game enemies very early on but we're not talking super prepped min-max but casual play
@PLpatriot999
@PLpatriot999 6 жыл бұрын
sseth should have honorary polish citizenship
@PLpatriot999
@PLpatriot999 6 жыл бұрын
Chara Dreemurr i'm Polish so you shouldn't be surprised
@uncletimo6059
@uncletimo6059 6 жыл бұрын
yeaaaah... dat wai he can see a polish deth kamp. from the inside.
@PLpatriot999
@PLpatriot999 6 жыл бұрын
Chara Dreemurr nie wiem czy to z przodu twojej głowy to twarz czy dupa
@zyrkugilgamesh
@zyrkugilgamesh 6 жыл бұрын
Chara Dreemurr I'm really sorry, but when I try to read this language I only see *super secret coded military message*
@jacplac97
@jacplac97 6 жыл бұрын
Powiedzmy sobie szczerze, przyszedłeś tu tylko po to, by móc pocałować Dio w dupę.
@CaigeWolf1270
@CaigeWolf1270 6 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite source of furry porn and casual racism
@lemonbot4906
@lemonbot4906 5 жыл бұрын
What more can a man ask for?
@Qwufi
@Qwufi 5 жыл бұрын
Im not into furry things but also here for casual racism.
@MultiCommissar
@MultiCommissar 4 жыл бұрын
How fucking dare you call this "casual"? No respect for hard working racists anymore.
@secretname2670
@secretname2670 4 жыл бұрын
@Sad Honk greytide is inherited genetically
@panthekirb7561
@panthekirb7561 4 жыл бұрын
@bababoouie johnson Some people wanted new shoes and stuff and instead of just buying them they went with the video game protag way of doing things (being a thug and thinking you are above everyone else).
@PanKarmelek12
@PanKarmelek12 6 жыл бұрын
The way you said "Żywiec" made me laugh so hard, god bless you sseth
@Rapture1008
@Rapture1008 6 жыл бұрын
Pan How DO you pronounce it?
@makowiec2k
@makowiec2k 6 жыл бұрын
He almost pronouced it correctly. Just instead that "c" don't say it like "computer" but more like a letter alone. There is also the case of "y" but I guess we have better things to do
@prejdak
@prejdak 6 жыл бұрын
Try "zhywiets", not completely accurate though. You can find a lot of empty Zywiec tin cans in our (Czech) woods here at the border with Poland. I wonder... why :-D
@rafaszewczyk833
@rafaszewczyk833 6 жыл бұрын
You don't really have sounds for that in English language but it would be something like Zhyviets
@Drejzer
@Drejzer 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rapture1008 'Ż' is like french pronunciation of Jean or somewhat like the "si" in vision (i think) y is the sound you make when you have no idea about a topic, kinda like "uh" (I can't think of any word for that) c is basically a short "ts" sound
@Mic_Glow
@Mic_Glow 4 жыл бұрын
"appropriate means of defending yourself" (shows butter knifes) This has aged well. Didn't it, UK?
@SyndicateOperative
@SyndicateOperative 3 жыл бұрын
It's not a case of 'aging well', the UK's nutty weapon confiscations (i.e. spoons and other cutlery) have been a thing for the last decade.
@noxserpentis
@noxserpentis 5 жыл бұрын
The german dub of Gothic is such a gem. Its too sad most people wont get to enjoy it cause they dont speak the language.
@atomic747
@atomic747 5 жыл бұрын
I mean..subtitles exist
@Zwijger
@Zwijger Ай бұрын
"Dub" It's literally the original voice acting, that's not a dub.
@kubazy4669
@kubazy4669 6 жыл бұрын
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz- polish migrant and the savior of Germany (Myrtana)
@512TheWolf512
@512TheWolf512 5 жыл бұрын
It's easy to pronounce but terrible to write down from just listening to it
@ImposCoE
@ImposCoE 6 жыл бұрын
Abuyin ibn Djabir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi needs a game with him as the hero.
@toastybatch565
@toastybatch565 6 жыл бұрын
ImposCoE sounds like your typical German name
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 6 жыл бұрын
Sure enough. "May I introduce you to my brother Hans, my sister Katarina and my nephew Abuyin ibn Djabir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi?"
@adamyooz
@adamyooz 5 жыл бұрын
Islamist Reactionary إرتجاج الإسلامي Listen man, all it does is make it funnier
@mulmusfistus4128
@mulmusfistus4128 5 жыл бұрын
@@toastybatch565 just like tyrone is your typical american name
@MyCrafcik
@MyCrafcik 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5DMl517jqqAq7s Kek
@thebadger4040
@thebadger4040 6 жыл бұрын
**DISTANT KURWAS GETTING LOUDER**
@Freedi2of2
@Freedi2of2 5 жыл бұрын
Man you can't imagine how much the german version adds to the atmosphere.
@mateng7707
@mateng7707 4 жыл бұрын
Freedi's Soundcollection lowkey wanted to learn german just to play gothic in the original language a while back
@KrefOner
@KrefOner 3 жыл бұрын
peep the polish one w dupe
@mikemetzgore2712
@mikemetzgore2712 5 жыл бұрын
i didn´t know that the english voice acting was so poor. The german voice action is pretty good.
@Rico-oz4ct
@Rico-oz4ct 4 жыл бұрын
volle Pfund aufs Maul?
@BrandstifterFussel88
@BrandstifterFussel88 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rico-oz4ct "Wo ist die Kirche, ja wo ist sie denn bloß?"
@darkcat013
@darkcat013 3 жыл бұрын
The Russian acting is even better
@themadnes5413
@themadnes5413 3 жыл бұрын
@@darkcat013 disagree, i understand both and the german one is still far better.
@Taureor
@Taureor 6 жыл бұрын
Żywiec is pronounced ZHY-VI-ETZZ
@danielhanson2417
@danielhanson2417 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a second I know you
@a.wen.6987
@a.wen.6987 4 жыл бұрын
You here?!?!?
@StrikerUSS
@StrikerUSS 4 жыл бұрын
This is a crossover I did not expect, but I happily welcome!
@codonomicus
@codonomicus 4 жыл бұрын
But is it better than Prażubr?
@Loleexer
@Loleexer 4 жыл бұрын
@@codonomicus Żubr used to be good, but it turned into really low quality beer. I've never had Prażubr, but I suppose it's on pair or most likely inferior to Żywiec, which itself is rather mediocre if you ask me.
@LimakPan
@LimakPan 6 жыл бұрын
There's a polish gothic rap scene that remixes dialogue from the polish dub of the game. It's awesome.
@Krakersonik
@Krakersonik 5 жыл бұрын
whole fucking channel of it. kzbin.info/door/SiFAQYLjlNCpbxIJgEkr-Q Gulasz ognisty - naprawde zajebisty!
@MyCrafcik
@MyCrafcik 5 жыл бұрын
Potrawka z chrząszcza? Mogę ją jeść bez końca!
@quagernag
@quagernag 4 жыл бұрын
How I have lived so long but never heard this perfaction?!
@quagernag
@quagernag 4 жыл бұрын
KapitanPolska I thank you for showing the way!
@Caspenar
@Caspenar 4 жыл бұрын
@@quagernag People are joining the cult. Good.
@ilocosmetro
@ilocosmetro 6 жыл бұрын
Not early enough, Seth
@acheron16
@acheron16 6 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, the Merchant's Guild is getting mad
@theslungus1000
@theslungus1000 6 жыл бұрын
666 likes.
@ricga6795
@ricga6795 6 жыл бұрын
Its never too late to talk about the best RPG of all time. :3
@primarchpavel1457
@primarchpavel1457 6 жыл бұрын
Who's Seth?
@Volvith
@Volvith 5 жыл бұрын
9:02 aH, yes, the 'shady Ukranian' pimp. Truly a classic in early 2000's game design.
@Kormoran-dg6bp
@Kormoran-dg6bp 6 жыл бұрын
-Sseth makes a gothic II review *few days later* -Piranha Bytes starts making assets for gothic 4
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 жыл бұрын
Illuminati confirmed
@McRingil
@McRingil 6 жыл бұрын
You know too much man. Where did you learn Camel cigarettes are luxury products here.
@leves777
@leves777 6 жыл бұрын
Are they? Why?
@McRingil
@McRingil 6 жыл бұрын
leves777 they were unattainable during the communism, now they're like the most expensive ones in the shop.
@frydemwingz
@frydemwingz 6 жыл бұрын
he browses /pol/
@McRingil
@McRingil 6 жыл бұрын
This talmudic chaos magic order of pepe the peterson messes with the structure of reality written in the Dead Sea scrolls too much.
@milczyciel
@milczyciel 6 жыл бұрын
For quite a some time I felt like I owe you some gratitude for giving me so many laughs Sseth... Reviewing Gothic, misspeling Zywiec, using Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz meme and throwing some friendly jabs at "Polish death camps" sealed the deal. I couldn't say no to becoming a member of merchant's guild after that one. Hats off to you, you magnificent bastard. Here's hoping for you continuing down this path, under the regime of humorless EU bureaucrats.
@Rheinguard
@Rheinguard 6 жыл бұрын
"...and women, who are also part of the disabled..." I died 😂😂😂👌
@royce536
@royce536 4 жыл бұрын
No wonder they keep parking in disable spots... THE MORE YOU KNOW
@na333an
@na333an 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf i just had that moment when i read your comment
@XtremeMaran
@XtremeMaran 3 жыл бұрын
Basically every university recruitment department.
@mahmud7645
@mahmud7645 3 жыл бұрын
@@XtremeMaran hairy balls in my mouth
@wadekstaryub-ek9416
@wadekstaryub-ek9416 6 жыл бұрын
As a Polish person i can proudly say that for a while i thought i'm watching a documentary movie.
@Blubbii88
@Blubbii88 6 жыл бұрын
Damn, I didn't realise how bad the english dub was. The german dub was amazing. It still has some of the most recognizable voice lines until today
@elrondmcbong6392
@elrondmcbong6392 3 жыл бұрын
Zeig mir deine Ware
@Sebastian_Gecko
@Sebastian_Gecko 2 жыл бұрын
Verstanden, Gerbrandt.
@Ilamarea
@Ilamarea 6 жыл бұрын
As a polish fan of gothic, I do approve.
@GrosserHund87
@GrosserHund87 6 жыл бұрын
> żwieK lol
@peterdes6792
@peterdes6792 6 жыл бұрын
:D:D:DD:D fajnie to powiedzial
@milczyciel
@milczyciel 6 жыл бұрын
moi kumple w pracy wymawiają nazwę żywca: "zyłek" :D
@adam1984pl
@adam1984pl 6 жыл бұрын
Zywiec-alkoholizowana woda gazowana.
@nergal2741
@nergal2741 5 жыл бұрын
does it mean something?
@PlaskiJakDeska
@PlaskiJakDeska 6 жыл бұрын
>Żwiek o kurwa, Sseth xD
@odincousland6420
@odincousland6420 2 жыл бұрын
I always disagree when people that complain about the combat. To me, it's the most fluid and spontaneous system ever created. No stamina, no dodge roll, you have to time your strikes and analyse each enemy. I loved that you could lure monsters. Also using the environment and anything you pick up to your advantage. I feel like most people give up too easily. Although, I have played the game a ridiculous amount of times so I don't even have to think when I'm fighting. I suppose that's why I love it. Every fight feels real and exciting. Anyway thanks for reading.
@jebbi2570
@jebbi2570 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, and I also hate when people tells others to play it with germany VA because its supposed to better?
@alphacore4332
@alphacore4332 5 жыл бұрын
Who are you? "My name is Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi... and I am a purveyor of tobacco"
@pmendes99
@pmendes99 6 жыл бұрын
The t-pose part cured my constipation, thanks!
@snakeoveer1046
@snakeoveer1046 6 жыл бұрын
I love how the templar holds his zweihander by the ricasso at 4:06
@BigGayIncorporated
@BigGayIncorporated 6 жыл бұрын
i didn't even notice that until i saw this comment lol
@WhyName
@WhyName 6 жыл бұрын
You are one of the only channels where I watch every video as soon as I see it. You and a channel that's a video of Obiwan Kenobi saying "Hello there." every day.
4 жыл бұрын
that 'Brzenczyszczykiewicz' reference almost killed me, dude that is obscure, but I'll let the 'polish death camps' slide, just this once...
@bredt2750
@bredt2750 3 жыл бұрын
What is it a reference to?
3 жыл бұрын
@@bredt2750 Brzenczyszczykiewicz is a character in the movie "How I started ww2"
@bredt2750
@bredt2750 3 жыл бұрын
@ thanks I'll check it out, I'd it a cult classic in Poland or something?
3 жыл бұрын
@@bredt2750 yes, something like that, its a war comedy from 1969.
@balintkiss6778
@balintkiss6778 6 жыл бұрын
Might someone already pointed out but there is a far faster way to earn money with smithing than that at 7:20. You take an iron rod and put it into the forge than quickly press space/number one so your character draws his sword. This way you will still have this iron rod and another one will appear in your inventory = unlimited money without beating up that poor bastard every second. :D There was another glitch that is useful. Your enemies always running at you in a straight line. So when you try to flee a situation while running just move your mouse slightly left and right continuously so they always miss you. Gothic 2 was also popular in Hungary. No wonder we always got along well with polish people through our history, this game requires a certain character. :D
@Gnomek
@Gnomek 6 жыл бұрын
Too bad you didnt mention stealing. Fits the narrative, and the game.
@ibuprofen_psychosis
@ibuprofen_psychosis 6 жыл бұрын
And the setting, being a polish migrant.
@Valentin-qz3qw
@Valentin-qz3qw 5 жыл бұрын
@Sevven there is a car, it's an easter egg
@TelloremGolem
@TelloremGolem 5 жыл бұрын
Kiedy przygody z minecraft sezon 2
@BizhanovKhalel
@BizhanovKhalel 6 жыл бұрын
8:31 "and worst of all... GeRmAnS". I just can't..
@TheBezio22
@TheBezio22 6 жыл бұрын
While forging a new sword, in the middle of the animation, take out the sword. Doubles the steel you have, and also gives you the sword without taking the steel. Much faster than betting up the poor guy.
@lorrispain4125
@lorrispain4125 2 жыл бұрын
How TF did I never hear about this?🤔
@kip_c
@kip_c 8 ай бұрын
this can cause a crash error whenever u load a file in game just as a forewarning
@admiralswallower1882
@admiralswallower1882 5 жыл бұрын
Why have I never found this channel holy shit the quality of his uploads are amazing.
@darkholyPL
@darkholyPL 4 жыл бұрын
As a Polish guy myself, everything said in this vid about Poland in 100% accurate.
@jameson7276
@jameson7276 3 жыл бұрын
As a Poland vid myself, everything said in this guy about Polish in 100% accurate.
@ArtDeCali
@ArtDeCali 3 жыл бұрын
Jak powiedział polskie obozy śmierci tez prawda?
@szczepanik325
@szczepanik325 6 жыл бұрын
Polish migrant in Germany here, I haven't laughed so much in a long time! Love your reviews :) Keep the good stuff coming!
@ioannismironenko6962
@ioannismironenko6962 6 жыл бұрын
1:13 finally we got to know the protagonist's name
@vaxrvaxr
@vaxrvaxr 6 жыл бұрын
And it explains why we didn't before!
@vaxrvaxr
@vaxrvaxr 6 жыл бұрын
They couldn't afford training the voice actors.
@mr.robertdobalina9199
@mr.robertdobalina9199 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I could roleplay as a german from the late 30’s and early 40’s.
@EternalDeath14
@EternalDeath14 6 жыл бұрын
I do it all the time
@SpecShadow
@SpecShadow 6 жыл бұрын
Then you will love modern murica
@mr.robertdobalina9199
@mr.robertdobalina9199 6 жыл бұрын
SpecShadow There’s literally 5 nazi flags on my street and I am fearing for my life. I am currently hiding 20 Mexican nationals in my attic. Please don’t tell Drumpf and his criminal gang of ICE brown shirts.
@Hornwiesel
@Hornwiesel 6 жыл бұрын
Ewww
@34marmarmar
@34marmarmar 6 жыл бұрын
wait 2 decades and you can do just that
@NeoSaturos123
@NeoSaturos123 6 жыл бұрын
1:52 That...is a very nice dragon though.
@rokitkenit7498
@rokitkenit7498 4 жыл бұрын
name?
@ravenlupo9519
@ravenlupo9519 4 жыл бұрын
As a German I frickin love this review, literally cried laughing xD. But yeah the english dub sux.
@m1sz3lpl24
@m1sz3lpl24 6 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, the game worshipped in poland :P
@mariuszpudzianowski1743
@mariuszpudzianowski1743 6 жыл бұрын
"that was enough to buy my Żviek" I just lost it there, great pronouncation man but Poland isn't Czech Republic
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 4 жыл бұрын
what about Camel cigs?
@rhogal8310
@rhogal8310 4 жыл бұрын
@@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 Confirmed pole here, HARNAŚ is the shit, and Marlboro are the cigarettes in our death camps
@Nutellafuerst
@Nutellafuerst 6 жыл бұрын
"as expected, the german woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors, and worst of all, germans" thats it, i can die in piece now
@somedesertdude1308
@somedesertdude1308 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@user-wp8ld8xw5q
@user-wp8ld8xw5q 6 жыл бұрын
@9:25 You can also just buy a scroll of telekinesis. You never actually need to cast it just equip it, and then you just spin around and see every object around you. It makes the game a lot easier than cheesing the object spawn mechanic does.
@aila6814
@aila6814 6 жыл бұрын
the amount of patrons he has, truly pleases me. seth can keep making these videos, and i can keep swimming in the sweet sweet pool that is me ignoring my problems to watch his content.
@Destructides
@Destructides 5 жыл бұрын
I wish dragons in games were this T H I C C Lovely editing by the way.
@Andytlp
@Andytlp 5 жыл бұрын
Reality is often disappointing.
@meni5678
@meni5678 6 жыл бұрын
hey hey sseth. people here.
@MF-R
@MF-R 2 жыл бұрын
6:15 heh, funny thing about that is; I can defy gravity in my dreams by T posing (sorta). So I get how this works: it's like jumping, but never do the second half where you fall; just rapidly repeat the first part. It's like Fuller Auto for your legs, arm stance is for steering and balance.
@rick149ou
@rick149ou 6 жыл бұрын
What I love most in this game is, that the main char is an ambitious, greedy and deceitful asshole. He is essentially every rpg-gamer that either got bored with the game or just plays it "to win". And that's really the best part of the game. It's playable criticism on gamers, who don't take rpg's seriously.
@jinzo457
@jinzo457 2 ай бұрын
I love coming back to these older videos for Sseth's lectures on Austrian economics.
@Maiden22Acacia
@Maiden22Acacia 6 жыл бұрын
It's the first time i've heard english voices in gothic. Mah Gawd :D Polish dubbed version is epic tho
@ls200076
@ls200076 4 жыл бұрын
So you've experienced the German woods in Polish? Interesting.
@endarg5056
@endarg5056 3 жыл бұрын
As well as Russian, I guess this game is designed accurately for eastern europe xD
@skeletonwar4445
@skeletonwar4445 3 жыл бұрын
@@endarg5056 And Germany... so yeah, Eastern Europe.
@cringeclown4087
@cringeclown4087 6 жыл бұрын
Finally. Hey, you think you could cover S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or maybe Darkwood next?
@cringeclown4087
@cringeclown4087 6 жыл бұрын
Tiztu I care for em :/ And Darkwood isn't cheeki breeki, it's from Poland
@anamarlylameiradasilva94
@anamarlylameiradasilva94 6 жыл бұрын
I'm Empty Mandalore already made a pretty good review if you're looking for that. Sseth is more interested in pure edge and shitty slavic bootleg games.
@AleK0451
@AleK0451 6 жыл бұрын
darkwood is slavic but it's not very shitty or bootleg
@asdkjh4370
@asdkjh4370 6 жыл бұрын
@@anamarlylameiradasilva94 show me good recent western game fuckwit- 'mario'? or copy and paste "morrowind"
@tripwireactual1220
@tripwireactual1220 5 жыл бұрын
@@asdkjh4370 not only a boomer, but one with extreme eastern bias
@firstnamelastname5136
@firstnamelastname5136 6 жыл бұрын
0:04 If you pause at the stock photo of those two "Germans" drinking beer, just, my god the Schnozz on that one!
@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it
@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it Жыл бұрын
i watch this atleast once a month. i cant stop laughing. i love you sseth
@Fanuel28
@Fanuel28 6 жыл бұрын
Your videos are pure gold it's really sad that you don't make them more often but I understand it takes some time to prepare all those things. I'm from Poland and I really love all your videos and it's awesome for me that you put so many references to my country :D Keep on doing those great videos can't wait for next one.
@MW-zm9hl
@MW-zm9hl 6 жыл бұрын
God, I loved that game so much! Was basically the only game other than Zoo Tycoon that I could play in my childhood. And since I myself was born to a german father in a lighthouse in the german coastal woods I had the fortune of enjoying the german version in which the voice acting is one of the best things about the game.
@scorbiot
@scorbiot 6 жыл бұрын
Gothic I and II have some amazing dialogues in places.
@miruneverdies
@miruneverdies 6 жыл бұрын
The humour, the dialogue, the atmosphere...
@517342
@517342 6 жыл бұрын
Glory to the Khan!
@Transgender-ProphetMohammed
@Transgender-ProphetMohammed 6 жыл бұрын
517342 What?
@517342
@517342 6 жыл бұрын
It's fine, you don't have to get it.
@ilocosmetro
@ilocosmetro 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, Zweic is pretty good
@BigBoiTurboslav
@BigBoiTurboslav 6 жыл бұрын
the 8% zwiec is fucking amazing
@ilocosmetro
@ilocosmetro 6 жыл бұрын
Quel I still have 3 bottles of the 1881 porter. gotta crack those open
@WLIIwox
@WLIIwox 6 жыл бұрын
Żywiec, along with all other euro-lagers is complete shit.
@ilocosmetro
@ilocosmetro 6 жыл бұрын
WLIIwox I respectfully disagree with you, sir/madam.
@SpecShadow
@SpecShadow 6 жыл бұрын
It sux, like most popular brand beers every country have popular brand beer (except Guiness) that are garbage
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 6 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves more subs :( His voice fits soo good with his videos. Dam this guy is funny.
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator 4 жыл бұрын
He has a lot more subs then the channel he posts on when he's on his medication (MandaloreGaming).
@Dornpunzel
@Dornpunzel 3 жыл бұрын
0:35 that map. Man this is so epic. i love your work.
@theberg5702
@theberg5702 6 жыл бұрын
I was just looking into buying the gothic collection and low and behold my favorite patron of the merchants guild makes a video on it as if on cue
@Agerian7
@Agerian7 6 жыл бұрын
Holy hell the Grzegorz reference!
@Shoppingcartapuses
@Shoppingcartapuses 5 жыл бұрын
those are some really nice "dragons"
@thegreywaren
@thegreywaren 3 жыл бұрын
From where are they from? Do you know?
@thegreywaren
@thegreywaren 3 жыл бұрын
Never mind all ready found it
@Scp-682_hard_to_kill_reptile
@Scp-682_hard_to_kill_reptile 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegreywaren yeah where?
@AlexanderWust
@AlexanderWust 3 жыл бұрын
as as true german I might have to correct one outstanding problem with the dragonsnapperscroll: U do no receive any health on your main character when u level up while being this creature, sure u have an easy time mowing down tons of enemies but in the end all u have are some learningpoints and no further hitpoints leaving u in a very weak state. But that is nothing but a minor inconvinience since our grand overlord Sseth never truely leaves the first map to begin with. He is a truely inspiring legend.(My OCD made me post that after rewatching all his videos like 200 times I simply couldn´t the urge to correct any longer).
@a_tremereandsomeblood_just3642
@a_tremereandsomeblood_just3642 Жыл бұрын
Gothic 1 and Gothic 2 are the best games ever made. They are to hard for most gamers.
@Krukg
@Krukg 6 жыл бұрын
polish dubbing is actually amazing honestly
@SonOfMeme
@SonOfMeme 6 жыл бұрын
Now I KNOW you didn't just say the combat system was bad. You can manually swing your sword right and left in the perfect rhythm to never once get hit and if you don't think that's the tightest shit then get outta my face.
@SonOfMeme
@SonOfMeme 6 жыл бұрын
My man! * snaps finger *
@tundra5171
@tundra5171 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree bro, I really really like the Gothic 2 combat system as well.
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 5 жыл бұрын
he's so good at mocking something he loves
@dragos8839
@dragos8839 4 жыл бұрын
@@tundra5171 is gothic 3 any good ?
@tundra5171
@tundra5171 4 жыл бұрын
@@dragos8839 I personally enjoy it a lot. I really enjoy all aspects of Gothic 3 - even the fucked up combat. That's just me.
@blackm4niac
@blackm4niac Жыл бұрын
The only problem with turning into a dragonraptor and genociding the map is that when transformed you do not receive the HP upgrades. The HP you gain will be added to the transformation health and once the transformation ends your health will be set back to the value it was before you transformed.
@Twin2kaay7
@Twin2kaay7 6 жыл бұрын
No fucking way, how did you know about Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz!? As a Polish guy living in Germany and having experienced both cultures (that includes Gothic) I can confirm, your German/Polish jokes were absolutely on point, some of them hit way too close to home for my liking lmao. Edit: Just checked your channel out since this video popped up in my recommended section. Pure gold. Keep up the great work man, I am amazed how this channel exist since many videos are so incredibly niche, featuring games like Gothic, Morrowind or Heros of Might and Magic.
@thedude5294
@thedude5294 6 жыл бұрын
Al Capown ikr, I was actually surprised to find someone who reviews heroes. BTW could you tell me who the guy in the glasses and the hat he keeps showing is?
@Deciduoustrees
@Deciduoustrees Жыл бұрын
the idea that this game is about unions is honestly the best take on the faction system I've ever heard
@cryohellinc
@cryohellinc 6 жыл бұрын
Gothic 1 / 2 is my childhood. The sheer amount of times I played those two games can be only compared to time spent in Morrowind. Good stuff!
@Derret134
@Derret134 6 жыл бұрын
Playing without Night of the Raven? Filthy casual
@mateng7707
@mateng7707 4 жыл бұрын
It is notr, look at the forging menu 7:20
@ImOblivious
@ImOblivious 6 жыл бұрын
2:52 Location confirmed as Germany. Who knew how prophetic this game would turn out to be.
@vaxrvaxr
@vaxrvaxr 6 жыл бұрын
Abuyin has been around much longer than 2015, you know.
@martinledermann1862
@martinledermann1862 6 жыл бұрын
Indeed, problems with the Muslim migrants in Europe exist since way before 2015.
@Eudolus
@Eudolus 3 жыл бұрын
2:48 is... is that Big Floyd? YOOOOO he breathing.
@mr.clevertrick8710
@mr.clevertrick8710 3 жыл бұрын
Blm moment
@jadonlimoges1830
@jadonlimoges1830 Ай бұрын
​@@mr.clevertrick8710bldm
@timh.7169
@timh.7169 6 жыл бұрын
I'm from germany and this is just golden ❤
@deavonw
@deavonw 6 жыл бұрын
Gothic is amazing... in context. If you played it when it came out. Going back to it you have a slew of other pirahnabytes games to play for the same experience.
@Zeon081
@Zeon081 6 жыл бұрын
G2Returning > anything those germs ever made
@deavonw
@deavonw 6 жыл бұрын
I can agree. I did not care for Elex or Risen personally but that may just be my perspective as I've spent a lot of time with gothic 1 to 3.
@lalas198
@lalas198 6 жыл бұрын
ロボット鳥山 Depends. From the Risen series only Risen 1 was worthy, and even this game was a bit of a drag during the final acts. About Risen 2, I only managed to finish second act before quitting. Didn't even touch Risen 3. Elex though, is awesome and a strong comeback by Piranha Bytes. It's the only Piranha Bytes game that I actually replayed 3 times.
@dawndefender
@dawndefender 6 жыл бұрын
in context meaning if you were poor polish 13 tears old kid with ancient PC and gothic was the only full game you bought with with some cheap gaming magazine
@Fion355
@Fion355 6 жыл бұрын
Soo....Gothic 1, 2 and 3 (With community patch)...
@camillo3887
@camillo3887 6 жыл бұрын
This video: *exists* Poles: It's free real estate
@Dornpunzel
@Dornpunzel 3 жыл бұрын
5 seconds in and already pausing in 0,25x speed to see every genius cut and hidden pics in there. And already laughing hard. "loved by many... showing beer drinking germans and some ww2 nazi army pics" - holy hell. It's so delightful to see someone making fun without being political correct. Oh and i'm german btw. Ofc we all wear helmets and flamethrowers. 24/7.
@acfake7858
@acfake7858 4 жыл бұрын
5:57 is all i need guys .
@frauleinhohenzollern
@frauleinhohenzollern 3 жыл бұрын
6:07 I didn't give permission to show my legs. I sent you that in confidence.
@Dripularstein
@Dripularstein 2 жыл бұрын
Please hold still 🪚
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