Eli Sairs vs. Pat Barker - Exclusive - Roast Battle III

[@alirezahr]

im not easily uncomfortable with a joke....but man!!!! this was brutal!

[@KingGremlin602]

Right lol that was savage

[@Ironclad6661]

Yes that was something else even for a Roast. He handled it like a champion and did what few roast comics can do and that's get a win against Eli Sairs.

[@bochica3562]

Same. I respect the ruthlessness, but the miscarriage jokes kinda made me sad. 😅

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

I'd be afraid of getting punched hard in the face if I made that joke.

[@meagancherita9379]

The tweeting compliments to pornstars joke was 🔥

[@barnoldwhv]

That should have won it.

[@andyt2k]

It's funny because it's true

[@alexanderrose1071]

Those guys blow my mind. I get lost in a loophole just reading their tweets. Do any of them think the girls are going to respond? They tweet so much

[@notmaac]

Because he really really fits the description

[@Vhdj687]

eli used that same joke on roastmasters along with the dictionary one. pat is the clear winner. if eli had new content my opinion would be different.

[@alexanderrose1071]

Anthony spitting that failure line was just fantastic

[@anarchodandyist]

That son and ghost joke was killer.

[@Cocinaughty]

Anthony Jeselnik vs Jeff Ross would be dope

[@acovarrubias12]

yup

[@fakeeru6783]

I give it to Jeff so far because of the charlie sheen roast. 😀 Jeff to Anthoney: "they say he's the next Greg Giraldo..." 😉 😉

[@kobe24OBCity]

Too dope

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

Lmao Anthony is straight up evil. He would completely demoralize Ross and tear him to shreds

[@natedavis4588]

Who r they?

[@jacobmcvay123]

Soon as he said "1 out of 2 ain't bad." They should've given him the win. I was crying laughing to that.

[@Artttycuno]

If Eli didn’t recycle 2 of his jokes to work against pat, he might’ve won...

[@joey4track]

Yeah that 'tweeting to porn stars' is a hack recycled joke all throughout roast battles and honestly I was surprised and disappointed to see Eli toss it out there

[@salexmatei]

I think he went with what fit for his opponent instead of being so strict with not recycling. He won anyway in my opinion.

[@Vhdj687]

yeah when you hear the same joke twice it kinda sucks not to mention the abortion jokes just weren’t even funny on top of that the recycled jokes he deserved the loss he took.

[@GooieGreen]

Maybe if he didn’t use a “retard” joke...

[@Katpitz7]

I've never heard of this guy, and now I know why.

[@partykrew666]

Man, I just feel bad for Pat. You can see it on his face that the miscarriage jokes were getting to him

[@vilentman111]

It's what you sign up for though

[@ur.universalmemer]

Nah he signed up for that

[@xOzymandias]

really? I didnt see that at all

[@17rgm]

@@xOzymandias me neither. It should get to any healthy human being but i didnt see that in this video

[@jmd9402]

hence he took it like a champ@@ur.universalmemer

[@_FearNoEvil]

Eli , props to you man! I worked with you back at the DVD Funhouse in NYC and remember you starting comedy when we were working together. Glad to see you kicking ass and rubbing elbows with the big timers! You’re making it! Keep it up man

[@imdoc7872]

I heard he retired from comedy after this battle

[@LetsBeHonestImAPrat]

@@imdoc7872he did

[@MrH347]

Really underrated critiques from the judges, respectful and just really great comments. Each one said something different. I had it for Eli for the same reasons Nikki did, but Anthony isn't wrong about his assessment either.

[@Mike-yj5yw]

First time I've seen Eli get completely curb stomped. 1 miscarriage joke would have sufficed.

[@ellea3344]

You missed dina hashem smash him

[@seemslegit2412]

@@ellea3344 I like Dina, but nah.

[@Kitajima2]

@EtherealMind Not that it matters, but I'm a guy and I don't think Eli won that one

[@ronnieherd9247]

or zero

[@stevedonahue7956]

I actually enjoyed this one, I like it when the roasters sometimes bomb....it shows that its a real competition

[@TurntBucket]

no....no its not. this is scripted to the last chuckle.

[@stevedonahue7956]

dude its comedy central.....they edit everything down to make it less offensive except for the roast battles...at least I think..

[@TurntBucket]

yes, i agree normal tv show's are edited. This show however is trying to claim that it is is a real roast battle and that the audience is just reacting how they normally would. To me this show is obviously not genuine. It appears to be employing the same tricks "reality" tv uses while implying it is just a roast battle

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Onechill Braj no because Blake lost, and if u look at a show like wild n out Celebs always win, however I remember Ann Coulter said that on Comedy Central celebrity roasts, everyone is aware beforehand what jokes are coming in, so the same could be said for the televised roast battles

[@TurntBucket]

@@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 who is Blake? No name. And no celebs don't always have to win... I said it's fake. I didn't say that the celeb won. Those are not the same thing. That line of argument is fallacious.

[@dominikzrilic1632]

The 911 joke had me dying XD

[@brandongomez8038]

Dammmm Anthony’s wife joke had me dead

[@jonbinley8927]

Eli is the best roaster ever. He needs to be on the actual show

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

Until you realize like almost every single joke that he used in this video he's used multiple times before on other roast battles I've seen him use that dictionary joke literally three different times on RoastMasters

[@seantilson8728]

Dina hashem also destroyed him 2-1 but the judges still gave it to him.

[@MrMdemon]

He clearly lost and Pat rightfully got the win here. Dina Hashim wreaked him before but the judging made no sense. Glad they got it right here

[@NJLev]

That Son/Ghost same person line was incredibly slept on

[@NJLev]

Until I realized this was in Cali and everybody there is an atheist.

[@anthony2800]

All of the extra stuff going on doesn’t need to be there it makes everything seemed staged

[@816Zanny]

Jon Hart that’s probably because it is, most things are unfortunately

[@MegaStone99]

Thats part of the club scene in LA, there....strange.

[@jakefoster5611]

If you watch the roast battles at The Stand in NYC, you see a lot of the jokes were done there before here.

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

Dude its on cable. Obviously they are gonna let roast battlers go off without checking their material. Hiwever all the stage bs is 100% an LA comedy scene thing. People are stupid in Cali. The REAL battlers are in NYC

[@12brichards]

Disappointed in Eli. I watch all his battles and he had two jokes in there that were worse than anything i have heard from him. He is usually much more consistent than that.

[@nickschulte3915]

12brichards yeah, I’ve watched most of his RoastMasters battles and I’ve never seen him struggle like that.

[@drstevens16]

Prob nervous

[@onpsxmember]

Maybe being out of New York thrown in LA is part of it. Still, his material could've been better. I think all the miscarriage stuff could've worked with the right flow. Like returning to the dead baby stuff had to be less obvious. Only late in the joke like a Patrick Schroeder thing.

[@red47bear]

12brichards he made a choice. It was the wrong strategy I seen that guy kill too.

[@glitched100]

The book joke he has already used before in another roast battle

[@Maliphresh]

That complements two pornstars joke almost woke my parents with my laughter.

[@misanthropic985]

Mali Phresh But we love the compliments

[@kylelenertz9731]

Anthony is so clever that when he's making a joke about no one knowing who the fuck Pat is he paused a split second to look down at his paper. A mind that sharp doesn't have a joke ready on the fly and then forget the name he's dissing. that's some straight craftsmanship right there.

[@ryancbarrett96]

Eli's best joke was setting up for Anthony Jeselnik.

[@frankking2970]

the minute he comes in and says "What an adorable amber alert, " LOLOLOL!!!

[@816Zanny]

frank king BANGER

[@PrithviVc]

oooh! SOOO DARK! what is this, the DC Universe?

[@KabzieMusic]

lol

[@llNeevall]

Yes, I liked Deadpool 2, too

[@joshuatownsend1075]

Lol

[@melkor4845]

#1 Dad killed me wit da Flint joke lmao! hahaha

[@deadsailorian]

It was the worst moment of the baby's life when he was held up under bright lights in front of a roaring crowd. Hahaha🙃

[@PERCANGLE412]

Jesus Christ Anthony 7:04 king of darkness

[@FullofProgressive]

If you like his humor that was amazing!

[@sandramccullough6038]

Eli can't say nothing about 2 far, when he was talking about his dead kid

[@lifeoutsidefilms]

This was a good one, but usually all these Roast Battle videos prove is that Anthony Jeselnik is a stone cold killer

[@guthoriantony]

I love when the judges roast them before they decide

[@jaydenzilkoski4983]

"it's not about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep going."

[@ericwilliams2185]

Anthony killed it though with the wife being a failure. Hilarious. But for real, miscarriages are terrible and I hope they both emotionally heal.

[@ellisdtrails420]

You look like Pat

[@ericwilliams2185]

?

[@ellisdtrails420]

You look like pat.

[@WollongongWacko]

Lol he does

[@ericwilliams2185]

Damn, I do.... except I'm 5'11 and weigh 165lb

[@adolfhitmaker8639]

The side actors and sound effects are ruining the entire show

[@HeyYaKnow]

Pat Barker using his son was pathetic. ‘Worlds greatest dad’ 😂😂

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Not half as pathetic as telling the same miscarriage joke five times in a row.

[@jakewright434]

Anthony got me with that failure joke lmao

[@mrdgilllong]

jeselniks joke at the end about pats wife being a failure was the best. we need a judge match

[@osawagedk]

im glad they gave it to the #1 dad. you got bless him

[@fabycho6791]

Anthony Jeselnik calling a woman who had a miscarriage and wasn't even in the roast a failure to her face in TV is peak Jeselnik

[@LondonQuiTran]

I'm only a minute and a half in and I just have a FEELING that this Pat Barker dude is a beast

[@ec06aaj]

The best battler in New York and he went to the "your son is dead" joke five, six times? Frankie Boyle would abuse Eli like his father only dreamed of.

[@TheCalvinProblen]

THE CHAMP IS HERE #TheStandNYC

[@ellea3344]

Down goes Eli. Down goes Eli. ... The Emperor with no spine.

[@WollongongWacko]

Stand baby, east coast is better

[@nopenadda]

easier being king when your kingdom consist a 3 mile radius

[@nopenadda]

i was surprised hes usually pretty good

[@thelastofus1609]

Aaaaaand he's gone

[@Diana_Fire]

Goddamn Fountain of Youth with Flint Water got me rolling. Eli is only 2 years older but looks like he had his mid-life crisis a decade ago.

[@DillAvery]

They really need to ditch “The Wave”. They distract from the jokes. But then again, every joke was a dead baby joke so it lost steam fast.

[@stevedonahue7956]

yeah it was funny first season but now its just old

[@stevedonahue7956]

but the original guys aren't even doing it besides the crackhead looking black guy

[@Granero38]

DillAvery Hate to say it but the show jumped the shark here - stains the format

[@t3july]

I like the wave...sometimes. Sometimes they get really annoying but i do agree with what someone said about the first season being hilarious with the wave.

[@stonecat676]

@@stevedonahue7956 impossible, miscarriage jokes can never get old

[@dhritimansen3307]

Glazer: 'I'm giving you the win because you're ruthless and crazy" baaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@zwjeffrey]

East Coast Roast Battles at the Stand set the standard, IMO. Simple production and natural, funny banter between host and judges. The West Coast campiness seems forced and detracts from the battle watching experience and flow. Maybe I just miss the good old days.

[@jonjohnson1978.]

Eli jokes were fine, the crowd were softer than he's use to, he shud of done his homework better

[@RaRa-vf3zx]

Nooo he bombed

[@chrlpolk]

He lost the audience when he recycled jokes. He’s the champ, everyone’s already binged his material for the LOLz

[@jonjohnson1978.]

@@chrlpolk while I agree he's usually able to be a lot 'stiffer'...the pg ceiling doesnt help him

[@DaniellePerezOfficial]

Love this battle! Love these guys!

[@tmt1675]

Barker definitely looks like he’s waited hours in line on numerous occasion for WWF Wrestlers signatures

[@RoastBattleChicago]

Both are legends!

[@sluggo12345]

that fantasy baseball one had me cackling

[@Villaeddie19]

I bet the host wrote the joke "he's been described as untouchable by everyone except his preacher father" but they made him change it

[@dalegreening6476]

He really hammers the dead son jokes!

[@darrenmullen7288]

Bring these back lol

[@xombiemike]

Spoilers, don't read while watching. Damn... Eli is so good. I hope he doesn't kill himself after this. He normally kills.

[@dannybhoy2739]

Making comedy central great again

[@ennui_cherub]

Pause at 7:38 for the most awkward thing that's ever happened on stage

[@blamtasticful]

Eli is actually very good at this. Just an off night.

[@nathanielodei6796]

It's the first battle I've seen him lose since he became the Roastmasters champion. That was in Feb 2017 to be precise.

[@12brichards]

He is usually so much more consistent than that.

[@ellea3344]

Nathaniel Odei First battle with neutral judges. He's been on the charity end of "wins" several times. He's been prop'ed up far too long, and his material is weak.

[@12brichards]

Point me to where any of his previous jokes bombed like the one did here? He clearly didn't do as well as he usually does.

[@ellea3344]

Eli losing, and getting prop'ed up by his bias buddies. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKPNc5-giKmKq8k

[@richardagbaso4034]

Man the guy in the blue top is so savage🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳

[@-Th7-]

This felt really weird, because Eli Sairs is normally as savage as they come. I thought he was going to annihilate Pat, but he had a bad night. Still, I think he barely edged out Pat in this and should've won, but the crowd went soft on a couple of his jokes.

[@supermexican12]

This needs it own playlist

[@therawfoodgod9882]

Amazing. Thankyou

[@ardaorhan]

Eli had a single angle but his jokes were much better IMO.

[@Gundam_NeonOmen]

Even though Eli's material was all miscarriage jokes, the last one was the absolute best

[@wolfen888]

Man… this already 6+ years old? Feels like it’s been 1/2year ago 🥴 I still don’t understand how&why Eli lost this… Eli was absolutely ruthless!

[@Zagardal]

Gotta say, Eli went so far, he bombed... and then went farther and made a comeback. That las joke may not have won him the battle, but it sure as hell ended his run on a high note.

[@nativelatinosfucktrump3055]

RIP Greg Giraldo Patrice O'Neal Ralphie May and more

[@stevedonahue7956]

best roasting ive ever seen was when greg roasted flavor flav

[@johnscott1159]

Noone will eveeeeer take Greg Giraldos place. He's the real roast master and always will be. Jeff Ross you're second best.. but not even a close second. Greg was inhuman with how fast his responses and quick witted he was and outrageously hilarious dude is was and always will be a legend and noone will ever come close to taking his place or crown at the top! Jeff Ross is second.. but like I said before not even a close second. Miss that hilarious mofo. RIP

[@michaelwalker5102]

Brian, you clearly have issues... seek help.

[@dansyoutube4577]

Trump 2020 Make America Great Again!!

[@jorgemartinbg]

Those were harsh, the judges were that shocked

[@JC-ev2ns]

Eli told about 10 miscarriage jokes but when Anthony came off the top rope at 7:09 with his joke Eli’s mouth just hung open like oh shit that was better than anything I’ve ever written in my entire life.

[@kylelenertz9731]

A legend vs. a god. Jeselnik just gives negative fucks. He thinks it he says it.

[@jasonhochheiser6670]

Eli's entrance is floundered because (i'm guessing) comedy central couldn't get the rights to "Simple Man" and he didn't have his belts with him. so much better at The Stand

[@ellea3344]

with bias judges who prop him up when he gets his ass handed to him... go watch Dina Hashem roast his soup lips face off and tell me he won that battle.

[@jasonhochheiser6670]

Stacey E I watched that roast. Eli beat her handily.

[@ellea3344]

Of course you'd say that.

[@jfdesignsinc.innovationsid1583]

jason hochheiser i agree... he’s a guy that just needs to stay at the batting cages as a hobby,,,, no chance at competing in a real sanctioned ballgame...

[@dand900]

I call bullshit on that decision! Eli did something I've never seen before, go too far, and then go even farther...and still nailed it!

[@jankinflames]

Eli rules supreme!

[@nicemimomisu]

Nope. He bombed twice, that's what sank his submarine.

[@traindiesel7005]

Michal Motyčka yeah saying fucked up shit is only awesome if it's funny. if it's fucked up for the sake of shock shit is high schoolish imho

[@shawbaws]

Agreed

[@ellea3344]

For a roaster, Eli is average. He's been prop'ed up and over-hyped for a very long time. Dina Hashem absolutely roasted his soup sucking face off, and Eli's friends all said he beat her. lol Fail. Get some real judges and Eli loses.

[@vilentman111]

Pat with the eye-rolling sympathy vote with the kid. Come on.

[@stubbornone1189]

Eli Sairs is the best of all time. ✊🏻👍🏻🦅🇺🇲

[@kennethwagnerjr21]

Eli was great as always but probably should of came with a bit more variety

[@kreolkai]

Did anyone else take pauses for the sake of recovery, cause holy fuck😂

[@ComradeQuestion42069]

I think 4 miscarriage jokes should be the limit. lol

[@BillOreillysDad]

it's disappointing that the original low budget version of this show had better comedians judging the contest than the comedy central version.

[@inkcognitoproxy3201]

i never thought i'd see the day! congrats both, this is crazy

[@1060michaelg]

The hillbilly flat out BOMBED. The crowd was a Jeff Foxworthy away from booing him off the stage. Dude, the Philly joke was anti-comedy. It was De-Laffinated.

[@mitchellpaukstisink]

Dark af... I ducking loved this battle... Eli, you punch like a mack truck even though it looks like you slap fight.

[@NickSchneiderChannel]

The wave taking the lei back! Loved it.

[@alecnewman6052]

cant help but feel like Jeff Ross voted to save that guy's relationship

[@alecnewman6052]

ShE GoT OnE oUt

[@wilsoncoronado8569]

The true winner is Anthony with that failure line ☠️☠️

[@bobburns1391]

Damnit Eli

[@ericwilliams2185]

Omg the miscarriage joke. Daaaaamn

[@misosoup5ever]

*jokes

[@mohammadrasoulfard-habibi3066]

It's sick

[@grizllyman]

damn it Eli, you're only good at one thing and one thing only.How could you fail like that.

[@MichaelLasotaMusic]

This was haaaarsh.

[@crazycommenterguy]

what is the song eli comes into, recognise it but cant place it

[@7solseven]

Eli is ruthless !!!

[@anish4651]

This is a actually question did his wife kill herself after this because obviously he can take it but fuck that was harsh even after the roast a judge called her a failure 💀 why you gotta do her like that, like even the guy who made miscarriage jokes all night said to far

[@eternallygolden9]

This was so deep lol

[@mfs2736]

That twin tower joke hurt my soul.

[@mage-6281]

I love the sound effects.

[@mage-6281]

No

[@cocacolaman963]

Fuck. Everyone was hilarious. That was perfect

[@seal869]

What is the song Eli walks out to? Sounds like Skynyrd, thought it was Ballad of Curtis Loew but it's not...

[@FullyF]

I wonder if this competition was tacked on as an afterthought. Because Eli is normally so sharp and Pat waddled rings around him.

[@screenPhiles]

It's kinda odd how when the Brits have a Roast Battle it feels genuinely funny no matter the topic while when we do it in the States it just feels mean (and a bit ugly).

[@deviantmoore9744]

Yeah, this was just cringe, tbh

[@jaytorr6701]

The dictionary joke is stolen by Dina hasem. She might have even told it at against him at their battle

[@kylelenertz9731]

No it's his he just already had used it. Long before Dina made her one season run.

[@garbougesenior3486]

Damn so I guess Eli actually made it onto Comedy Central toast battle Eli’s movin on up to the East side!!!!

[@jcw002]

I watch these for Niki Glaser 😍😍

[@misanthropic985]

Jonathan W you know she has her own show you can watch just her

[@CrissBaybay]

Regardless of any cringe. The comeback in the end was damn decent.

[@froakiemon9663]

Everyone who is saying that Eli went too far with the miscarriage jokes are most likely the ones voting in favor for abortion Js. This is roast battle. There are no rules. Eli got robbed

[@johnhanselman6371]

Eli has more talent and should have used it with a variety barrage of jokes. Too many dead baby jokes. Not the best strategy for this battle. The other guy was consistent and received sympathy from the audience. * Perhaps Eli should wrote some Dad jokes