Ellen Degeneres Here & Now 4

Stand Up
here & Now

[@gonnabeamegastar]

My roommate got this on Netflix last night and I was laughing so hard that I was crying and couldn't breathe... hahaha... the part about the popcorn gets me every time... she's fantastic!

[@jessiib12]

"Was there a big problem with yogurt mobility before?" Lol!

[@LunaCosmia]

"I don't wanna churn butter I just want some fresh air" lmfao!!!!!!!!!

[@JosephCecilSmith]

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[@Lu.malfoy90]

i know right? That was sooooo freaking fuunnyy!!!! we just do the "rolling" the window down thing lol

[@Acciosoad]

I just love Ellen!! I love this show!! Just pure honest comedy!! I love it!

[@Juigi33]

I watched this in class when it was all quiet, and bursted out laughing at the yogurt part, LMFAO

[@melelist]

OMG!! " I dont wanna churn butter, I just want fresh air.." too funny!

[@Roseforever84]

The popcorn part is my favorite! I died laughing!

[@mserwasmileyface]

Omg, Ellen, don't ever stop doing what you do. It is funny and amazing. I love the window thing. (-;

[@hellokittyify]

"that's right, we were talking about tiny hats." LOL!!! hilarious!

[@huttut519]

"where is she going? ... why is he doing that? ... is he mad at her?" thats totaly me ahahahaha

[@livebreathelovelife]

hahaha...the window joke was funnyy!

[@LOULOUBIO]

best ever,ever,comedian. i just love her

[@JoLVolley]

the popcorn thing!!! OMG!! funnnyyy!

[@udryx]

6:50 is like, the funniest thing in all of life. I keep watching her eyes and mouth when she makes that claw with her hand...hahahaha

[@havaIina]

LMAO! "We pack up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras!"

[@mariskaANDmadtv]

"oh, and a diet coke." OH. MY. GOODNESS. you just HAVE to love ellen!

[@kg31goddess]

Actually I still have the "churning butter" window opener lol!

[@marielgaga]

LMFAO!!! "we dont have to eat all you can! "WERE NOT BEARS!!! LOL gotta love ellen

[@MeganekkoKelly]

LOL the popcorn part killed me!!!

[@ftnheadbud]

i don't wanna churn butter, i just want fresh air! hilarious

[@MeamsTheRaven84]

I used to work at a movie theater....everything she says about getting enough popcorn and candy to cross the Sierras is TOTALLY true...and the Diet Coke part.

[@brenzkrieg]

"thats from th devil" hahahahaaa thats exactly what my grandmother says all the time! in a serious tone!

[@peaceshellpeace]

3:35 is LOVE. i was cracking up also when she was like "DO WE NOT SUCK ANYMORE">!?!?!?!

[@cata2205]

"can we not suck any more" Genius, she's great I love her tipe of humor

[@CharlotteBoiCharlie13]

"Suddenly forcing them to participate...ten thousand dollar pyramid for these people" LOL! That's true everyone starts trying to guess what you were gonna say! The movie theater bit is HYSTERICAL every time I go to the movies I think of this! LOL. "I don't wanna churn butter I just want fresh air"

[@Movzhuru]

"I don't do that. Why is she saying that?" hahahaha lmao!

[@danyellbella35]

i love her cuz all of her jokes are relatable to everyone

[@tlrmcknnn]

Just had to pause the video to go make some popcorn to eat while i watch.

[@twinronda]

0:32 - 0:36 This part is TOO funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I Love Ellen

[@Flowofwhimsy]

She is soooo cute and funny when she eats the pop corn

[@poseidas]

"...anything that gets that hot without fire, that´s from the devil" ... LOL she´s a genius ...

[@Koda924]

It's her and Jim Gaffigan. There might be a few others, but they're the two famous clean comedians.

[@melosch01]

"Hot Pocket" Oh wrong comedian. Anything that doesn't need fire comes from the devil. Funny, funny

[@pianoplayer1698]

her popcorn noise is so realistic

[@Wanessie]

"...And a diet coke." I do that all the time to justify that I'm buying enough candy to too feed a small family everytime I go to the theatre.

[@BabyLatiina]

haha me too . sometimes i start laughing on the bus because of her and everybody looks at med like i´m an idiot haha :P

[@bAbYbLuEcRuSh]

I am SO like that! I do it everytime in a theatre. Like a diet coke makes a damn bit of difference, lol

[@movei123]

'Pop a hot pocket in your mouth and if that's not hell ladies and gentlemen, i don't know what is." LOL!!!!!

[@555redsoxrule]

hahaha the breath mints was funny

[@phemyda94]

"mmm, no, I just opened up some yoghurt... I am in for the night" lmao

[@BananasAtWar]

"mmmm no, i just opened some yogart" LMFAO

[@PaigeC.94]

"I blame the microwave for most of our problems , anything that gets that hot without fire thats from the devil" bahahaha

[@TinaNightmare]

hAHAH we're not bears!!! ahahaha "Is that the largest popcorn that bucket? You don't have a barrel or anything like that?" HAHAHA ohh geezz

[@rachelcalilopez]

shes my anti depressant lol

[@carly2332]

Watching Ellen just puts me in a good mood :-)

[@Stardust_7273]

Believe it or not, I used to have power windows like every other car did on my *old* 1995 Corolla, but my new 2009 Yaris actually has manual windows and locks, so I have to roll the window down. I can't believe they didn't include power windows and locks in the package, it would have been $1,000 more for the next package up that included power windows and locks

[@yellowrozeoftexas]

"Can we not SUCK anymore?!?!" LMFAO!!!

[@twinronda]

that part is too funny haha

[@fujitsumaniac]

"Anything that gets that hot without fire, that's from the devil." HAHA

[@88Mickyfan]

I like Ellen's comedy. She doesn't curse or talk about anything dirty. Just mentions everyday activities and makes them funny. I liked when she said "we're not bears, we're not hibernating."

[@kakkiiicat]

Haha every time I eat popcorn i think of this

[@dancerboy98]

cant stop laughing at the yogurt thing

[@BabyLatiina]

... and a diet-coke hahahaha :D . Ellen is just the best !!

[@funoneghf]

LOL I know "Not even later it's the kind with the fruit at the bottom." "We're not bears." LOL And I totally shovel popcorn in my mouth like that in the theatre. Cuz I don't take my eyes off the screen and it's not like anyone's watching LOL!!!!!

[@GloriousMaximus]

Ha that movie thing.. my mom always asks me whats going on when we're watching tv together... I talk during movies but I make fun of them... probably why I don't see many movies in theatres, for the greater good.

[@AlexKillby]

hahaha. ellen is the best. the generic statements rocked.

[@natalia9421]

Is that the biggest thing you got there....that bucket. hahahaha

[@dreamer2633]

"we are lazy now... we used to have breath mints now its breath strips that dissolve on your tounge.. Can we not suck anymore?" OMG I LOVE ELLEN!!

[@rogerthat300]

anything that gets that hot without a fire is from the devil ......hahahha omg love it

[@swilnic]

i don't wanna churn butter, i just want fresh air!

[@JeffyJosephNCa]

"Can we not suck anymore?!" lol

[@TXPRiNCEZZ09]

reading all these comments really makes for an even better time hahah

[@AndreeaBudy]

She`s the best!!! The Smartest!!! :X luv her!!

[@VibeFly]

Hello? Oh, Hi Tom.....Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie! Hmmm, no I just opened some yougurt. Mmmm I am in for the niiight =(....ROFL! Only Ellen can make something so funny!!

[@amanijaro]

It's a nice understated truth. I like it. :)

[@GTonton79]

They all have opinions and you dont really and then suddenly you think..Hey, maybe I do! hahahahahaha

[@hermanhedning93]

"can we not suck anymore?" HAHAHA

[@krinay1]

when i forget about what i say i alwasy ask my friends what i was gonna say next then we just do that whole word game then about 10 mins later i realise what i was gonna say but then a new topic has started and ou just think of something else to say

[@ThatCanadianGuy-e1p]

She's saying what we're all thinking lol.

[@deedrav]

"i just opened up some yogurt, ehh, i am in for the night"

[@Purplelicious86able]

We find this funny because these is exactly what we do in our everyday-lives. hahahahahaha

[@cobaltrocket]

4:30 is my favorite

[@AnaaChristina]

My best friend eat popcorn like that! (;

[@thangvicouture89]

"can we not suck anymore ? " hahaha

[@Fresitaa10]

I LOVE THIS !! LMAOO!!

[@ehciaobella4]

Ellen is the best female comedian !

[@movei123]

she is a GENIUS!

[@MediaLover194]

When me and my parents saw Side Effects, some people a few rows behind us did pretty much what Ellen describes at the end.

[@TheMightyWoosh]

I blame microwaves for most of our problems ...Anything that gets that hot without fire ... thats from the devil!

[@narahip]

DORY!!!

[@arkanix1074]

You know though. The funny thing about her comedy is she takes such simple things or normal things and makes them stand out. Also, she is clean comedy. Which is rare now.

[@Julester27]

6:53 is so funny!

[@rebecca8658403]

LMFAO!!! "i blame the microwave. Anything that gets that hot without fire thats from the devil.You dont believe me you put a hot pocket in there for 3 or 4 minutes pop that thing in your mouth and if thats not hell ladies and gentlemen i dont know what is!!!" ELLEN ROCKS!!!!!! :D

[@lunafan3]

We shouldn't be eating all we eat. We aren't bears! go ELLEN!

[@ray25lee]

raenBow27, thank you. XD

[@netagoo]

anything that gets that hot without a fire is the devil...lol

[@Julester27]

i luv ellen

[@ray25lee]

Actually, yes, the popcorn IS that magically delicious.

[@Jefrma]

my mom always used to buy those "less fat" chips. So when I went and asked didn´t she just said smth about losing some weight she said "yes oh yes but u see; these are LESS fat, they´re DIETchips! :)" And I was just "--riiiiiight. a Doctor ordered you some?" :D

[@arecabutterbeer]

funny as hell!

[@summergirl365]

I love 4:52-5:26 funny funny funny

[@mizzloxxy]

Go-yart yippy!

[@iLoveChopin]

ditto. LOL

[@schmeggegi]

can we not suck anymore?! *LOL*

[@Javier.Erazo.]

I was gonna comment but I forgot what I was gonna say oh wait I just remembered I just wanted to say "that if you teach a man how to fish there is no I in team"

[@jazziefizzil]

BROAVO!!!!! o yeah..theres another one..hehe

[@rach0babe]

I TALK LIKE THAT IN MOVIES!!

[@OhMySavy]

it's like yogurt in a tube so you don't have to use a spoon or anything. I was kind of under the impression it was mostly for kids, though.