Ellen DeGeneres - Here & Now [Part 1/4]

Ellen's HBO Comedy Special "Here & Now"
Part 1/4
[2003]

[@frostyh81]

i tell ya, there is hardly anything better than sitting down at your computer with some yummy food and refreshing water, wearing comfortable clothing and just relaxing watching an Ellen standup vid. If the weather outiside is cloudy, windy and rainy then it makes this moment that much more cozy.

[@janinejolaine]

This never gets old ! I watch whenever i need to cheer up , Ellenn Degeneres is simply amazingggg !

[@InEvry1ThereIsBeauty]

"There they are, five of em" LOL Oh man. she's hilarious!!!

[@malibudogtraining]

OMG it's 5 hrs later and I'm still watching ELLEN!!!!!!!!! LOVE-HER!

[@DiminishedAC]

Waitress: "I have a problem with procrastinating too!" Ellen: "Really? Go get my sandwich." Cracks me up every time...

[@Rosebud331]

"When I was a kid we just had crazy people, that's all, just crazy people." xD

[@stefandieter4044]

Hello Lisa how are you doing over there?

[@Afrodytee]

I can never stop watching this! Ellen is hilarious!

[@In0tuhTR3KKi3]

I love this. Just because everything she says is so true!

[@jesusloveseverybody1]

It doesn't matter in what mood i am, she makes me laugh EVERY TIME ;)

[@DonnieFanDarko]

I'm in a bad mood so I turn to you Ellen and you always make me happy! Thanks for uploading this!

[@betod322]

It's kinda hard for me to watch stand up comedy but I can watch this everytime Ellen is so hilarious!! Nancy Nancy that's not Nancy! lol

[@nince021]

I'm not gay but I have a huge girl-crush on Ellen. The woman just gets more adorable and gorgeous the older she gets.

[@greyshutterflly]

God, I could watch these videos all day...oh who am I kidding?I HAVE BEEN watching them all day:)) Ellen is like a fun, happy pill. I love her.

[@ArtIsMyVoice]

ELLEN IS OUR LEADER!!!!!

[@Fan4Pokemon]

No matter how old Ellen or I get, she will ALWAYS be the voice of Dory.

[@nickybenher595]

This stand up helped me A LOT when I was depressed years ago.

[@TheKaiStuff]

She is the most amazing person ever!

[@kaceykat28]

she could just be standing there on stage, all stony-faced, and the audience would be laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe. Ellen is the Queen o' Comedy!

[@TheAdulateur]

Sitcoms are 30 second long now, and they're right here on KZbin.

[@JF5905]

i love love love

[@Clarinetist0409]

"Also, a disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing." I love her so much!!!!!!

[@mjmk779]

I'm all the time like "Ellen, when do you get that wig off?"

[@souleaterisAWESOM10]

lol!!!!! I LOVE ellens comedy bits and this is really good picture. Thatnks for posting it!!!!

[@Pipa991]

"Also a disturbing new study, finds that studies are disturbing!" hahahahahah laughed my ass off :D

[@KraXoom]

"Really? Get my sandwich." DEAD

[@hoopytwopy3091]

Wow, this is from 2003 she looks fantastic!

[@Tracymmo]

So many thumbs up in a short space of time. Makes me feel a little less guilty.

[@youdontneedtoreadthis]

thank you so much for uploading that

[@Michael_Killey]

I shall challenge myself to drink and never choke. I failed at less than three minutes in. ELLEN ROCKS MY SOCKS.

[@golfmaniac007]

one word.....genius.

[@Slikrik1212]

"Is it peas?" LOL!

[@ray25lee]

LOL "Is it peas??" Hehe. LOVE her comedy. Awesomeness.

[@BeeKee404]

2 people procrastinated by watching ellen so they forgot to do their work and got in trouble ;) lol love ellen! she's the best

[@RageMaster52]

Procrastanating sleep, 4:50 a/m. THANKS ELLEN!

[@brunashirmerXD]

OMG I LOVE THIS WOMEN!!!!

[@mjlee7855]

*Audience applause* Ellen: Thank you. What a lovely way to start work. Little did she know that she would be starting work like that every day for the next 9 years

[@JasonChamberlain]

Hahaaha I love that she mentioned NIN.

[@reemprincesse]

I LOVE HER !!!!

[@GreysAnatomyLvr37]

I'm gonna go to bed early tonight. 5 Ellen videos later... Right after this next Ellen video.... Crap it's 3 a.m.

[@MrMaddoggin]

Real comedy!! Could watch her all day.

[@Farnsworth96]

"Is it peas?" XD Thumb up if you replayed that at all

[@imdf98]

I am trying hard not to laugh or I'll get in trouble. Its one in the morning!

[@OhDannyBoy512]

Ellen is beautiful and very entertaining :D "We're all gay." XD I exploded with laughter and saliva went all over my screen. I honestly thought she was going to say "We're all human." XD And the newscasters' emotional changes XD Hilarious :D

[@Luara-wax]

Comparing this now with relatable I see how you mood change with the age to make others to laugh 😆

[@stefandieter4044]

Hello Laura how are you doing over there?

[@MrBristolian]

Utter brilliance. :)

[@IamHarryPotterxx]

ELLEN

[@MichaelDelugg]

"...it could be the most deadly thing in the world and you're having it for dinner. We'll tell you what it is tonight at 11." Now THAT'S FUNNY!! Ok, the whole thing is really great. Thanks Ellen; I needed that!

[@xxRoseheartxx1]

7:17 Made. My. Day.

[@inesandradechannel]

"And I don't have to go right now"

[@vyvianamurdock8819]

"Next, which candy bar makes you lose weight?" "next to find the cheesiest pizza in town!" funny.

[@CaseyPage93]

could be the deadliest thing and you may be having it for dinner!....is it peas ? i died laughing....full on tears

[@steviesniper]

this is great. I had forgotten that she was mildly entertaining...

[@IamHarryPotterxx]

Watch her show on youtube she is hilarious! You must be the only person who doesnt think so! LOVE YOU ELLEN!!

[@johnnyfive222]

I love Ellen. What a wonderful person, She does great stuff on her show and is so hilarious. See you don't need cuss words to be funny. She is clean here and is still funny.

[@PinkJunkie17]

CAN'T BREATHE!!:D

[@kaittara377]

shes hilarius!!!awesome show!!!

[@edwardscrazylover]

Procrastinating doing two reports and an essay watching Ellen talk about procrastination.

[@IamHarryPotterxx]

LOoOve you Ellen < 3

[@Flypowerish]

answer like a boss! xD

[@lizlu22]

I said really? Get my sandwich!!!!!!!!! gets me evry time

[@brightbite]

Don't drink and listen to Ellen, you will choke while suddenly erupting into fits of laughter.

[@wduranko]

genius!

[@stefandieter4044]

Hello Wendy how are you doing over there?

[@iretei93]

Seriously, i can't watch this at while at school!

[@stefandieter4044]

Hello Irene how are you doing over there?

[@rokusexseis]

She's been famous a long time before coming out... She was (and still is) one of the funniest women of America according to the press and a lot of people... You can say you don't like her, but you can't say that "gayness" is all she has

[@Skitten24]

I can't watch this without thinking of dory :)

[@MsTipsy4]

she is so pretty! gosh...

[@ParArdua]

** Hello to ForLifeIsTooShort, wherever she be ** You made the most beautiful gay-friendly pages devoted to Ellen over a decade ago. You put so much work into it, and it helped many people across the planet, even when they continually suspended you, and then ruined the whole KZbin communication experience. I hope you got through your studies, and are happy with your life. The world is much different now, but I think of you from time to time, and some of the amazing discussions that occurred on your page. Just to say "Thank you", and my warmest wishes for a happy life, Denise, Western Australia x

[@dolcedaddy]

hilarious! so clever

[@Tracymmo]

Who else is watching to this while procrastinating?

[@MonsterMidgets]

I laughed hard as shit and then my mum came in and she thought I'd gone mental or something...

[@51lodb]

What a sweet heart!

[@angieperez1]

I almost had a heart attack from trying not to laugh because I'll wake up my family. Its almost midnight

[@YourichiCat]

I'm procrastinating right now...x)

[@iertje9612]

Wauwie she sounds like dory-- SHE IS DORY HAHAHAHAHA

[@IamHarryPotterxx]

IT IS HER! haha :)

[@hinkspade]

"and we have all one thing in common....we're gay" xD

[@trancosomarcus]

She's so cute!!!

[@SightlessandHopeless]

Shouldn't be laughing this much at 3AM

[@fivefootprincess]

Best woman comedian!

[@saimaakter1078]

I finished watching the whole thing and I lost count of how many times i died. WARNING: watching this may cause you to lose breath and your abs might hurt from laughing. BE CAREFUL, U might even die from laughter. K enjoy. lol

[@Albandaryplace]

hahahahahahaha i love youuuuuu

[@Bobsworld76]

She a diva!

[@WickedWaiata]

LOL - 02:39 Transcription says "We're all day"

[@nicogolda]

we dont even have commercials on our channels ;) the germans still have 6 minutes commercials :P

[@koudrihamza1]

Hhhhhhh! I was gonna write this very comment when I saw yours! So I just laughed!!!

[@diceomo48]

Translation Ellen : Thank You! Real Life : SHUT THE HELL UP CLAPPING!!!

[@christibre218]

She was my first celebrity crush.. Made me realize I was gay... :o She's like.. My lesbian idol.

[@BryceAnn]

Aside from stand up Ellen had her own sitcom . I believe it was called ELLEN ...lol She owned a book store called " Buy The Book " .

[@qball48]

Too true...Except it's 530am...

[@231johnjohnson]

That actually freaked me out for a moment. I was like "Should I stop watching?"

[@PineappleNicole]

yes

[@verydenise]

lol it is her!

[@tevinmusiq]

Waitress: I have a problem with procrastination too! Ellen: Really?! Get ma' sandwich. HAHAAA!

[@HKfilms1]

your comment made me laugh so hard!

[@thenameisethang]

hahaha! I was thinking get hit by a bus, but that's just me.

[@redlilly101]

despite our diffrences.....we're all gay.*serious face* LOL

[@rosss1959]

14:00 mark. (it could be the deadliest thing in the world and you may be having it for dinner). How ironic. I was looking at the local news tonight. They were talking about Venus passing by the sun. the guy said, "it'll be occuring throughout afternoon, we advise you not to stare directly at the sun however We'll tell you how you can safely view it, TONIGHT AT 10!' lol

[@DRAWandMORExD]

AGREED

[@BergamoFirenzeSGV]

hahaha meatloaf next to the cranberries, Thought it would be funny to organize them by food! Hilarious!

[@melyalbe05]

I close my eyes and I see here Dori. ;)