Ellen's Monologue-Size Doesn't Matter(09/28/10)

[@Chirokea]

i always have a smile when i watch ellen... She's amazing

[@800sunshine]

Thank Ellen for making my day as amazing as you are needed the laugh

[@gerbelle90]

I live in Germany, but maybe I'll visit Holland one day and go shopping on that occasion :)

[@Chachawangui1]

hahah good luck with that its 5am still binging on ellen videos work at 8 hahahahaha

[@NellieKAdaba]

Ellen is a comédienne, that is why she is so funny

[@SingenStattAtmen]

I just looooove Ellen. :)

[@yadiravasquez8012]

Lol I'm a mouth breather! I still love you Ellen! :)

[@TheMamadeira]

I hear you Ellen! :)

[@JessChristophers]

Size Doesn't Matter- I think she did this for Portia :)

[@DaguskaStillDirty]

I think she says "maybe not so many women would have their pepperoncini hanging out of their buns" :)

[@Stephensofceea]

whoever names ellen clips in youtube is clever...i thot it was a whole differrent size doesnt matter monologue....

[@Rishro29]

So true about womens jeans.

[@XDSakuraBlossomXD]

Hahaha! Gotta love Ellen!

[@abcdefg61667]

You should see an allergist. :) - Nikki (an Allergist)

[@DaniLoveDepp]

the funny thing about that picture is that those are really HER legs! it was from a photo shoot right after she came out

[@MrNikkimaxine]

What after she come as straight for me that I come out as soon day that I come out been she what me to be happy is my mom job to me to be honest that how am now

[@Ryunbi]

Let's just say.... her humour already beyond the fucking world. omg. Why am I ending up here all the time. it's so contagious. LOL.

[@MrNikkimaxine]

She is good

[@hilickit]

what did she mean by peppercheeny ?

[@dokhtarshirazi1377]

i love ellens style and how she dresses.

[@chelsloves14]

Rip cory xx

[@kikimons99]

exactly 3 yrs since this video today!

[@MusicalMarzy]

what?he called her "the girl with the BIG eyes" ???? lol and btw she's so freakin beautiful

[@xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

all it comes down to for me is i would be annoyed if someone told me not to wear makeup or i'm trying to be fake because of it, i enjoy putting on my makeup, it freshens me up and it's not only about making yourself appear a certain way to others it's about being able to look in the mirror and say damn, i looked good before, but HELLO!!! lol. same with my hair, if i didn't flat iron it would be a frizzy mess, let people do what they want to do i say.

[@christinedugger1067]

I don't know where she shops that the mirror in the dressing room makes you look better but let me tell you the mirror in the Walmart dressing room is like one in the Funhouse at the circus

[@laramuis]

Im not sure if 'Miss Etam' excist where you live, because in Holland its a very great place to shop for clothes. The store thinks for everybody. Small top and big butt, or vice versa. I have short legs, normal upperbody and very large hips. They got my jeans. In many colors and different sort of fabric. And I love it. I hope there is a store for you like that.

[@gerbelle90]

Well, I don't know where big sizes start, but it's unrealistic, you're very right. Apparently, I'm "normal" in the top part and "big" in the bottom half. So I need both kind of stores. Craziness!

[@laramuis]

You are so right! Fortunate I finally found a good store for the "normal" sized woman. That the store is called for big sizes, is so unreallistic. And there all jeans are made by women, whoohoo :-)

[@omfgomfg17]

Shes so right about the jeans I'll buy 3 pairs of the same size and only 1 fits! lol!

[@linasiddiqui8490]

Oh Ellen....I love you! I was worried, cuz I'd watched about 5 of her videos, and hadn't laughed once. I thought i'd developd an immunity to her, wouldn't that be awful?!

[@zlatickoxt]

Funny, I look bad in my mirror but even worse in those in dressing rooms. xD

[@kaiahawk1775]

where does gay come into this?

[@aashnabhatia4832]

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[@MrNikkimaxine]

Tall you that in person

[@athenaamethyst8385]

Some women pants start at size 00 (but a lot of companies don't make that size and start at 0). I personally wear size 00 short jeans (or 0 or 1 depending on who makes it and the fit)...and yes, sometimes I wear kids clothes because they fit me. If I went to Europe, I'd apparently have to shop in the kids section. (Also, no, I'm not anorexic. I have awesome genetics that gave me a super fast metabolism...at least for now)

[@JenniRudolph]

I want to look like Ellen when I'm older. Only you know, with dark hair and stuff. And high cheekbones. And large eyes. Sigh.

[@33niewiem33]

im breathing through my mouth right now, but i have a cold

[@MrNikkimaxine]

All am doing she said that what an amazing that how she is about take her about that all am doing

[@jesibs]

European sizes are different than american...are you from EU?

[@siemlybi]

European sizes start at 6 and if you're smaller than that then you would wear children's sizes and I'm pretty sure American sizes start at 0 or 00? I'm not sure though

[@thenicolcervantes]

@gerbelle90 I agree!

[@TrappedOnAnIsland]

Are they? I didn't know that. What happens if you are smaller than 0 then? and yes I am unfortuently.

[@RioJinRain]

in my country you would be 42 xD

[@Pathrissia]

haha the jeans..ahh so true..all jeans are made for men, tall tall men

[@DRAWandMORExD]

i don't even wear jeans cuz of all of the sizes and the skinny leg and all that

[@fuckmethx]

@TrappedOnAnIsland haven't you heard about size 0 girls?

[@thelollipoplover99]

nope, he's a bicycle shorts wearing, mouth breathing, not showing turn signal/not turning them off when he's done too! , jeans designer guy. :P

[@localoquita2916]

Lover her , lol

[@gosushigo97]

i cycle, and if the guys are muscly, then the lycra does not bother me. its the fat ones that are gross :(

[@TrappedOnAnIsland]

Theres a size 2? Holy fuck I thought sizes started at like 6! I swear even models aren't a 4. crazy logic

[@chumzy09]

there's a double zero

[@crazinem]

I guess I shouldn't breathe if I have a stuffy nose.

[@lannienally9]

Im a sizr 4

[@MetallicEvelina]

How about the heterosexual women? Aren`t they also supposed to like "not so feminine forms"?

[@bazeen9999]

i want a thumbs up too unlike the loner yuetching lol jk jk

[@ellequence44]

bahaha mouth breathers are the WORST!!!