Elon Musk Tweets; Read by Wheatley From Portal 2...

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[@jacksnotreal]

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[@drawndreary]

Quick question, what ai voice mod do you use?

[@jacksnotreal]

@@drawndreary IIELEVENLabs

[@TheAkashicTraveller]

Maybe link to them in the description.

[@valhalla797]

the link is invalid

[@Avtin]

The chess part reminds me of that one chamber where Wheatley was playing classical music and reading to show how "smart" he was

[@ThatIdiotOmega]

Thats exactly how it is. Wheatley is still smarter tho.

[@qwopiretyu]

​@@ThatIdiotOmegaif Wheatley were attached to Twitter's mainframe it's see a marked improvement

[@arthurconanthebarbarian1288]

Can we have a twitter logo with the word "elon" slapped over it, as a loading screen?

[@callmecharlie4250]

if asked, he would absolutely say that he used to play chess but found it too simple to hide the fact that he doesn't know how to play chess. though I'm pretty sure his motivation would be more not wanting to seem inadequate.

[@thelemondropgirl2140]

literally it's so in character. says something about musky boy

[@nifflergaming8922]

I wonder why no one else came up with this before, this is genius, elon musk is just the reincarnation of wheatley, and if it continues like this, he is going to end up floating in space too.

[@jacksnotreal]

Both of their “fathers” also owned natural resource cave mines.

[@lefishe5845]

Atleast wheatly was funny.

[@CaveJohnston-ev6eh]

"Cave Johnston here" "investors of twitter i introduce to you THE MORON" "alright I'm done he's in charge soo .." "good luck"

[@souptoonart]

god i sure hope he does, the world could do with a little less of that guy lmao

[@dreadstone7226]

@@souptoonart bro act's like he contributes to society like elon does :skull:

[@Polaris5664]

Making elon fans the corrupted cores is perfect.

[@umutgs4584]

there is a mod that makes wheatley turn into elon musk head 💀

[@mikeoxlong4166]

@@umutgs4584PLEASE send me a link

[@quark1010_]

its too perfect the 3 types of elon fans: guy who just wants to go to space discord mod guy spreading misinformation

[@romancatholicgameing]

You did what Valve could never do. Make a 3rd part.

[@STINGERY234]

The number after 2 but before 4

[@chlorobyte_projects]

always thought it went 1, 2, oatmeal

[@hiddenguy67]

nòòò

[@ShuckleShellAnemia]

@@chlorobyte_projects shoutout to simpleflips

[@CasuallyShadow]

Counted to three

[@danteo17]

my favorite is definitely 1:09 IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE A DIALOG THAT WOULD HAPPEN BETWEEN THE TURRET AND WHEATLEY

[@deauthorsadeptus6920]

When there is no OP broken fraction that everyone take for sealclubbing: Its too simple.

[@Mister_Hyphen]

@@deauthorsadeptus6920 USSR/Premium moment.

[@burnttoast3925]

It sounds like that bit where hes pretending to read a book. Just saying random bs to sound sophisticated

[@memor22]

@@burnttoast3925 so wheatley style

[@halfpintsage2637]

Besides *@ elonmusk*

[@ToxikBox]

The difference between Elon Musk and Wheatley, is that Wheatley is actually funny and charismatic about being an idiot

[@inserisciunnome]

This statement somehow becomes truer every single day, and It was alredy 100% Factual

[@e5858]

Musk’s certainly charismatic. Some people seem to think he’s funny too

[@YourLocalNobody420]

@@e5858those people are idiots

[@fabrypetty1689]

​@kevalyarathore223youre really dumb if you think money equates intelligence, elon is a moron, jeff bezos is a moron, and ive personally known owners of small companies be morons. You dont need to be intelligent to be successful, you just need to have a plan and relentlessly work towards it... and some luck, too.

[@concept8192]

@kevalyarathore223 stupidity is definitely not subjective lmfao

[@Spubbily01]

"I don't play chess because it's too simple" is a cope used by people who are bad at it yet still want to appear as smart for as long as chess existed. Of course Elon Musk is that type of guy.

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

And then he spouts out every mechanic from fire emblem/ advance wars as if that'll fix chess

[@theneoreformationist]

And that's exactly how wheatley acted.

[@digaddog6099]

In game design, a lot of the time less is more. You want a game that is simple to understand mechanically, but those simple mechanics should work together to create as much depth as possible. Calling chess bad because its simple mechanically is exactly the type of thing youd expect Wheatley to say, and I find that funny.

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah I know this one pony whos AMAZING IN IT *Because she literally is a rook* Cozy is her name

[@memor22]

That whole tweet is so stupid that it genuently fits perfectly into wheatleys narrative

[@chaoticdumbasspan5571]

“Soviet level of indoctrination” Meanwhile: 0:37 Also, he called chess “too simple for real life” then proceeded to list a bunch of video game mechanics like randomized spawns and skill trees. Truly, one of the geniuses of our time.

[@saucevc8353]

"No you see, it's different because we're all free thinkers. That's why we all think similarly."

[@dreadstone7226]

skill trees exist in real life xd

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@dreadstone7226 well, but how the actual fuck would you execute that in fucking *chess* of all games?

[@badgermcbadger1968]

i think its a joke

[@HerculeDevantrien]

"Yeah, I used to compete in Jiu Jitsu, but found it to be too simple to be useful in real life. No combo system, no fireballs, no fatalities, no double jumps, etc."

[@melovespoon]

The salmon one sold Wheatley Musk too well it felt like an actual monologue you'd randomly get

[@junifil]

Thank you!!! That was my segment lol I found the tweet, made it in gmod and sent it to jack Jack still generated the voice himself tho as at the time I hadn't made my own voice generation code

[@HankRichard]

@@junifildude that’s awesome

[@vadernation1233]

@@junifilyou did an excellent job. Genuinely thought it was a scene from the game until the gravity gun (and even then I thought it was editing)

[@Rena152]

"I found chess to be too simple" is exactly what Wheatley would say lmao

[@DeoxRc]

Somehow Elons personality on a metalball is a million times more enjoyable than in a real human. I love this

[@pustota7254]

Your comment got liked 69 times.

[@indetermite]

Bruh I thought that said meatball not metal ball.

[@Kaotic_real]

Because Wheatley’s annoyingness is actually funny

[@titanicgaming1148]

The funny thing is. This actually at times does sound like things wheatley would say. Especially the conspiracy theory on salmon

[@junifil]

Was a heck of a fun working with you Jack! Hope I could get in for any more Portal/Portal 2 stuff

[@jacksnotreal]

Yeah! You were a massive help!

[@gamethingstuff]

Elon doesn't like chess because all players have a fair start

[@deadhookerproductions1068]

I can... Someone can... Probably mod this into the game. I need someone to write a bot that randomly selects Elon musk tweets, and reads it in a Wheatley voice whenever he has a voice line. I know it's possible

[@bruhus_momentum]

That would be hype

[@helyphion]

_please_

[@maker0824]

These lines just match up so well to the character. I do feel most of them could have had better context to make them even funnier tho. Like the "do you play chess" has no funny lead up at all, but the pompousness reminded me of the part in portal 2 where Wheatley brags about reading books while he plays classical music. You could have related Elon to Wheatley more, but still a good video (that I understand as the conclusion to this series)

[@SockLove]

Nice pfp

[@robertlupa8273]

@@SockLove spore :)

[@yisusanimations]

Elon Musk is literally wheatley without the "being funny" part

[@giraffebean]

you made me start practicing my wheatley impression!

[@jacksnotreal]

Let’s goo

[@SteveNever1]

Wheatley is just Elon in ball form

[@DissedRedEngie]

The fact that Wheatley's specific way of corrupting GlaDOS is by coming up with endless amounts of terrible ideas, is way too accurate.

[@dawn4383]

​@@DissedRedEngieKinda accurate to the whole trying to sabotage public transit projects with inane pie in the sky ideas, eh?

[@bent3682]

Congratulations good sir, you have achieved the funny

[@jacksnotreal]

Thank you thank you 🙏🙏

[@cmyk8964]

YOU ARE DONE-Y WITH THE FUNNY wait wrong game

[@AIIuminium]

​@@cmyk8964 The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

[@cmyk8964]

@@AIIuminium Yep.

[@buddyisbored2355]

My favorite part about the chess bit is that he then brings up Polytopia which is like a civilization game for your phone the game's completely pay to win, you can literally pay money for the most OP and easily best tribe in the game which I think is very elon musk

[@BrickBusterVideo647]

Honestly Polytopia is kinda like chess with more stuff and pay to win

[@AndrewayAbandoned]

As a player of polytopia, the tribes are actually pretty balanced, you can win as a free tribe against paid ones. But if it was actually how you described it, it would be pretty funny

[@sitfish1113]

It's like if someone asked you if you like animal crossing snd you said no because it's not like doom lmfao.

[@LakeGameCreepr]

Chess is so unrealistic, where even are the emerald mines?

[@Necroskull388]

Elon also owns Polytopia, so if you’re wondering why, there’s your answer.

[@ruth.5715]

I REALLY HOPE THERES MORE OF THESE THEY’RE ACTUALLY AMAZING

[@jacksnotreal]

Thank you!

[@HankRichard]

1:11 this sounds like something Wheatley would actually say. Like in the scene where he is reading Machavelian and playing classical music

[@AngryNerdBird]

1:12 This is so bad, it's literally a joke from a Ctrl Alt Delete page. lol

[@telephoto]

you mean the loss guy

[@TheGunboat]

At least Wheatley actually managed to get to space

[@GiffanyCD]

"why does your pp look like you just came" Chell Portal 2 is just like me fr

[@lucianchristinzio2630]

"Yeah, I used to play chess, but there wasn't any random element I could exploit for an advantage, and it all relied too much on skill. So i stopped."

[@SpiffoGaming]

1:00 He'd never tweet this today, nowadays he'd put this on an alt account and quote tweet it with "concerning" or "looking into this"

[@timothytosser288]

Looking into this

[@velvetdraws3452]

concerning

[@Expeor7970]

The last one fits Wheatley so well.

[@castle9165]

The chess one fits Wheatley’s character way too well. Or maybe just right.

[@Lunarcreeper]

this feels like i'm experiencing more portal comedy, i'm addicted

[@mairokindasus8807]

I just have to say that the way you added in the subtle variations in tone and even matching Wheatley’s expressions with what he’s saying is truly amazing.

[@cmyk8964]

Please do a sequel where Elon bluffs about the rate limit being “for your own good, addicts” while the real reason turned out to be that an update to Twitter was broken and sending 15+ requests for the same thing

[@maniacobra8103]

The chess one could absolutely be something actually in the game lmao

[@BrickBusterVideo647]

0:41 why does it sound like something Wheatley would actually say

[@austingole4861]

Chess isn’t complex in what is there, it’s complex in what you can do with what’s there. The fact that there are apparently more possible chess moves than atoms in the observable universe is amazing.

[@spoookley]

oh this would be such a good portal 2 mod. just replacing all of wheatley’s lines with elon’s tweets lmao

[@piboiindahouse5169]

...how has Elon not had cancel attempts with a few of these?

[@Sopsy_Hallow]

cuz "being cancelled" isnt really a thing, it only matters when you let it matter or enough of your audience/supporters are part of the upset people every sane person already hates elon, so he's only followed by weird nerds who think he's smart, and they don't care about what bad things he says

[@Spubbily01]

​@@Sopsy_Hallow Lmao remember when the internet liked Elon Musk? Good times.

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

@@Spubbily01 Elon musk laughs at dead deer Good times indeed

[@willyeeton4390]

Billionaires are immune to material consequences. Chapelle wasn't quite a billionaire but his life is still materially unaffected despite his "cancellation." He can put on shows and he'll still sell out, to a more sycophantic "own the libs" crowd. JK Rowling is completely unharmed aside from some people thinking she sucks. And on and on

[@seantaggart7382]

​@@Spubbily01 yeah ;(

[@sneaky1053]

Now make an elon musk bot read wheatley's lines

[@autotune1835]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryan_765]

"fatty. adopted, fatty. fatty fatty no parents" is probably on parr with musk's comeback game

[@Lunarcreeper]

if you ever get tired of making these, you should make a tutorial on how make wheatley so accurate

[@Banan_Man_]

ai

[@Henrygamesepicgamer]

There's a video with all of Wheatley's voice lines without background noise (kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5zah3hmeaugia8) so they probably just put that into elevenlabs

[@real_human_person]

I remember I unironically thought Elon was smart when I was younger. So cringe -_-

[@creativecreepyturtle1562]

so glad to be seeing portal content after so many years

[@alfie4234]

That chess tweet unironically sounds like something Wheatley would actually say in a sad attempt to make Chell and GLaDOS think he’s smart.

[@thecourtjester8894]

I wish Elon went full Wheatley

[@Whenidrinkcola]

0:52 *Wheatley looking innocent*

[@tirididjdjwieidiw1138]

hell nah, wheatley is far more likeable than elon musk

[@merasmusentertainment]

"Está utilizando este software de forma incorrecta; consulte a Jack Dorsey."

[@morgboat744]

the salmon one… holy shit you could tell me that was dialogue i’d never heard from the game and i’d believe you

[@Ruskah0307]

that last one doesnt even make any sense lol for a smart guy elon sure isnt. smart

[@jacksnotreal]

He’s so wacky

[@accidie_]

the last one actually makes a lot of sense. It doesn't imply chess is easy to play, but rather that playing chess is a time investment into skills that aren't very applicable in real life. A lot of it is just stamina and memory

[@somerandomgamer8504]

@@accidie_ My man dickriding so hard his brain melted 💔 Go play your chest with 3 players, fog of war and tech trees like papa Elon says is good.

[@dustinnabil798]

​@@accidie_ People play chess for fun, same with video games.

[@Ruskah0307]

@@accidie_ elon musk wastes time like it's not finite

[@Cursedsoup9954]

Okay, now hear me out: Joe rogan tweets read by Cave Johnson

[@jacksnotreal]

💀

[@junifil]

What would we put as the video tho? Like... while making it, the idea of some of them being read by Cabe Johnson sparked up but got scrapped.. I wasn't there as it got scrapped but I assume its because there isn't really any footage to get? Best you could do is just... a straight image of the Cave Johnson portrait

[@ryan_765]

​@@junifil the cave Johnson GLaDOS from aperture desk job maybe

[@Cheese_McCheeseMan]

Good job on part one, two and alyx! Can’t wait for four!

[@amog8202]

Elon wants to upgrade chess into Sid Meier's Civilisation

[@Vooblebooble]

Oh my god the chess tweet 100% reads like something Wheatley would say. Incredible work my guy

[@melsuppatlol4565]

make this a series. this is just too much of a big opportunity to pass by

[@LostGameDev102]

Im now imagining someone setting up a fog machine to play chess with "fog of war"

[@Osama-Bon-Jovi-01]

Please post more I love this 😂

[@Kermilesa2715]

The change from the portal gun to the (physics or gravity gun idk) at 0:54 was so smooth

[@Banan_Man_]

it literally just cut to the gravity gun, it couldnt be less smooth

[@Funnyguy127]

You actually massively improved it, it actually sounds like Wheatley now

[@chloverSP]

1:11 this is delivered so realistically its uncanny. its delivered in the exact same manner of "im trying to sound smarter than the people that play this game" as the "i have all the cards and theyre all full houses" lines

[@nox_knight]

THIS IS HILARIOUS please do more lmaooo

[@JovanLemon]

It is beyond me how you only have 2k subs, you absolutely deserve more

[@RylixBlizzai]

a couple more of these videos and i'm going to be convinced elon is genuinely just an ai recreation of wheatley that was put into an android body almost everything out of his mouth sounds like something wheatley would say

[@christopherstein2024]

I propose a different version of chess: The white side has a bunch of emaralds that you can use to knock your opponents pieces off the board.

[@NutterButter-zq5ol]

The Salmon bit sounds like something Wheatley might say.

[@8bitbunnie936]

I want this series to never end

[@ZRZK2127]

i need the "could a moron! punch! you! into! this! pit!" clip but with his "we will coup whoever we want, deal with it!" tweet

[@darkryker19]

Lmao, the last one. Elon wants chess to be a CIV game.

[@fib900]

I’m so glad you’ve started adding more voices.

[@jacksnotreal]

Yeah!

[@I0NE007]

Would love to have a resurgence of the "Zapp Brannigan reads Trump Quotes."

[@jacksnotreal]

Yessss, I love stuff like this/that

[@ionescuandrei1245]

Imagine a focus tree in chess

[@Herobrineminecraft-return]

Please do more this is amazing 😂😂😂

[@RF-Ataraxia]

He's got SO many tweets perfect for this, hope to see more of them!

[@loganiushere]

Musks problem with Chess is that it’s not an RTS video game

[@matthewmurdock6187]

Wow, that last one really shows what a humble down to earth guy he is.

[@dougthedonkey1805]

To be fair, if “both sides” had the same resources, Elon would probably be living in a dumpster behind a Wendy’s

[@sirmrman1]

i like how, despite being a multi-billionare ceo of both a car company and a space company, as well as owning one of the biggest social media platforms out there, says things that a deliberately stupid robot character sounds like he would say

[@Expo.3000]

i need these without the text overlay of the tweets i want to show this to people and gaslight them into believing it’s from the actual game

[@mewhunter27]

I really enjoyed the side commentary on the tweets this time

[@saccorhytus]

0:09 hey that me

[@protomechanics]

I love your stuff! What software do you use for your video editing and ai voices?

[@jacksnotreal]

I use Premiere Pro for editing and IIELEVENLabs for voice cloning

[@Nikol336-CrazyCat]

Brilliant

[@jacksnotreal]

Thanks!

[@Nikol336-CrazyCat]

@@jacksnotreal thank YOU for such a great content!

[@stars-hk9uo]

0:49 that quote was so bad chell personally summoned gordon to blast wheatley into a pit

[@jemmerllast8492]

You are getting astoundinly good at these! XD

[@jonathanblack6728]

Maybe its just me, but the voice sounds way better in this one compared to the first two parts. Still, well done!

[@Ne0nz.]

I wish to know what did you use to make Wheatley's voice, it sounds identic lol

[@inktilt]

"ew who loves cooked salmon??" chell: and i took that seriously

[@Slushea]

The chess tweet is "i am very smart" perfectly summed up.

[@cact0s_ulion405]

Where's the [House picked up] Scene Jack?!

[@jacksnotreal]

Not in the video! Unfortunately.

[@cact0s_ulion405]

@@jacksnotreal that's too bad that scene was a cinematic masterpiece

[@volksgenosseerichhonecker5104]

I LOVE YOU I WAS IN THE VIDEO YEAHHHH BABYYYYY

[@jacksnotreal]

Thanks for commenting!

[@FemboyTails]

KZbin has recommended me like 56 times, so I´m finally gonna watch it

[@Jaxymann]

Wheatley 🤝Elon Occupying a position of power that they are supremely unqualified to hold and making decisions marked by excessive stupidity and ego.

[@ackton]

guys its like yellowman said. can we all congratulate this dude for making a part 3? its especially impressive if he works at valve

[@cozypeep4020]

What made you think he worked at Valve? Did I miss something?

[@ackton]

@@cozypeep4020 no, the joke is valve cant make half life 3

[@cozypeep4020]

@@ackton got it, thanks 👍

[@tuckergDaPizza]

Why are you comparing a corrupt being with almost all the power in the world and letting the power go to his head, to wheatley😭

[@Explainar0]

When did Elon let all the "power" go to his head

[@KwikBR]

@@Explainar0 he always has

[@Explainar0]

@@KwikBR explain

[@KwikBR]

@@Explainar0 lmao okay elon stan 43964 you even have the anti lgtv thing in your username

[@Explainar0]

@@KwikBR internet assumption+zero evidence+unrelated topic your argument has been shut down

[@demi-femme4821]

"I know you'll find this hard to believe, given my past record of explicitly stating him to be the dumbest moron who ever lived, but I truly do think that I have severely overestimated his intelligence."

[@Reliken]

Wow, the fidelity on this one is a huge leap up from part two. I didn't think it could get better!

[@Elara_____]

I still love you. It's perfect ! I almost wish he could continue saying such nonsense, so you could bless us with more content.

[@madhur7]

w video

[@jacksnotreal]

So true

[@andrewhoerle3686]

They only get more and more similar as time goes on.

[@EatmySmellyFeet]

that cooked salmon twit actually makes me really angry for reasons i can't properly articulate