Elon's First Brain Implant

link to the news about Neuralink: / 1752098683024220632
Here we go. Brain implants are here.
Some consider this the ultimate augmentations for humans with unlimited possibilities.
Neuralink does it,and it is a monumental day for humanity.
This rant is intended to be fun and humorous.
CONGRATS to the Neuralink team! Keep changing the world!
#neuralink #elonmusk #tesla #brainchip #ai #augmentedreality #augmented #handicapped #healed #future #neural #brain #humor #rant #grubermotors #grubermotorcompany

[@Omnipulsar]

Welp i get to watch the end of the world with my very eyes

[@leannawilson4855]

The blind people who get it can also watch with you!

[@dorhocyn3]

Yes yes yes!! Self diagnosis for our health!!

[@evfan6037]

The future gets brighter every day the way tech is moving

[@lungelolanga4325]

The hacking part is killing me😂😂😂😂😂

[@finnthinkin7695]

People have no idea what this is about. They will normalize this down to for a while and have it as an option to for new born babies. To grow up unknowingly that the government is controlling the kids rather than the parents. The Devil has be craving Control over human from the beginning of time. Now he getting closer. 😡

[@ramunas.smaidrys]

you forgot to mention most dangerous act. hacker can switch you off. overload chip and it explodes.

[@Viilap]

Its wonderful and scary at the same time

[@user-ib4zc8hp1h]

There going to control the people that get this implaneted

[@whiteywalker4567]

Mark of the Beast 😵

[@recemicode]

for me it is new ERA for humanity

[@aimilios.epanos.7471]

Beeeee sheeeeeep

[@tomjensen618]

Hahaaa funny! Elons bank account will be available to the first 10 to sign up. Come on Peter, imagine unlimited wealth and fame, you will instantly diagnose any battery cells that have malfunctioned.

[@lanceanderson6086]

There are so many good parts about it. People that have never walked will be able to wialive again. Perhaps the blind will see. It is a real possibilities that Elon is working. Your sarcasm seems a bit ignorant and short sigh. Although maybe all of your limbs do work

[@JesusChristDenton_7]

"The more we learn about what we are, the more options we will discern about what to try to become. Americans have long honored the “self-made man,” but now that we are actually learning enough to be able to remake ourselves into something new, many flinch. Many would apparently rather bumble around with their eyes closed, trusting in tradition, than look around to see what’s about to happen. Yes, it is unnerving; yes, it can be scary. After all, there are entirely new mistakes we are now empowered to make for the first time. But it’s the beginning of a great new adventure for our knowing species. And it’s much more exciting, as well as safer, if we open our eyes." - Daniel C. Dennett

[@aimilios.epanos.7471]

Ignorant sheep and do your research about who is Elon

[@Viilap]

0:36 ad slogans straight outta cp2077 haha

[@SCARPZ-PAINTBALL]

Check out the sci-fi book Brain Virus

[@hueydough1430]

Choom got fresh chrome!

[@geoffgeoff3333]

Ridiculous FUD in the form of nasty humor from a guy who couldn't carry Elon's jockstrap.

[@rally_chronicles]

Yeah he POV is from the days of fossils. He's one of those uncles or relatives that is constantly joking but no one respects.

[@aimilios.epanos.7471]

Elon is probably lying again as he is the number one snake oil seller of our time and people like you sheep's who he needs to survive.

[@truckerallister9080]

never excuse to a woman, at least he didn't forget to come home and pay the bills, or even knew she is his wife, after all he could have got amnesia, hard to prove.

[@evfan6037]

This is about to revolutionize healthcare. And its just the beginning. thank you for the people innovating in tech and science 👏👏👏💯💯

[@grubermotorcompany]

Agreed!

[@Solid-Lion_Official]

You are a delusional transhumanist.

[@aimilios.epanos.7471]

Sheep

[@Solid-Lion_Official]

Goat and I mean lost one, not greatest of all time. Just is not innovation, this is slavery and abomination to mankind.

[@evfan6037]

@@aimilios.epanos.7471 🐑🐑🐑 the real sheep are the ones stuck in religion and/or conservatism. ideologies that don't allow a person to grow and change and adapt. keep your iron age god and morals to yourself, I'll take tech advancements and the future. and oh here, you dropped your tin foil hat 🎩

[@leannawilson4855]

For people like me who have a permanent disability this is a dream come true. I'm so happy it's becoming a reality 🎉

[@aimilios.epanos.7471]

Well Elon is probably lying again as he does so often and trust me he doesn't do this to help those people

[@zoolander6362]

The future is NOW old man

[@rogerstarkey5390]

The "Endgame" for Tesla (and associated companies) . 1) Ubiquitous, cheap, potentially free public transport . . 2) Abundant, very cheap, potentially free energy. . 3) AI driven health diagnosis (cheap) reducing the need for treatment and making required treatment cheap. . 4) Autonomy in the workplace, creating a need for an alternative payment system (UBI) . 4) Ubiquitous reliable communication. (Side note, wait for those countries with huge "smart but poor" populations to gain access to education!) . All of the above threaten "capitalism" (If it's cheap, everyone gets it) All of the above trend towards a 'state supported socially tolerant system' . Who realised Elon was (is) a socialist? . (Just btw..... Preferential share purchase is actually "ownership of the workplace by the Proliteriat".... Karl would approve!! 😉)

[@monstermage285]

All these people dissing on him. He's old and silly about it. But for real, anyone in the tech space knows this. If it can connect to the Internet, it's hackable.

[@leannawilson4855]

Any tech is hackable but those who are getting this have permeate disabilities we want to be able to live a normal life just like everyone else. If someone does not want it they do not need to get it but why try and scare the people who are really in need of this? You are just being honest it could be an issue way latter on after the normal population has the option to get this tech but I'm sure they have thought about this just as they have with the tesla cars.

[@samuelmali717]

Tell to the messenger that with big power big responsibility will come dont annoy anyone . Who behind this message i dont know but watch spider man. Thanks for hearing not budget.

[@sirloin869]

so,big e DOES offer a competative medical insurance plan - and this is the co-pay,somehow?: you hate to see it;say less,actually...

[@jesussavesfromhell9320]

John 14:6 Jesus said to him, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. 1 Corinthians 15:3 that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, and that He was buried, and that He rose again the third day according to the Scriptures. Romans 10:9 that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. 🌎

[@Study-ht3vo]

Jesus is our dear prophet

[@user-bl7gt7md7k]

Shades of Big Brother or the Anti-Christ 😮

[@1horatius]

BTW Do you think you are funny?

[@rottvang]

Or......we get women to conform 😮 and love us😅😅😅yes!! Please 🙏

[@rally_chronicles]

You're too old. Your POV is from the 60s.

[@BeegBeegYoshi.]

Old people that think they understand technology sure do love to talk about it. Stick to your newspapers and cassette tapes.

[@fidelitygaming6890]

Ignoramus

[@wawaxkalee88]

Its for disabled people fam 😂😂😂

[@lyndonjohnson4769]

Yhh thats hw it starts obviously 😭 smh

[@wawaxkalee88]

@@lyndonjohnson4769 thats like 20 years in future so its not gonna need surgery its gonna be advanced i guess

[@gondorianslayer4250]

Stop

[@RobertLW]

If you don’t support this tech, you’re ignorant.