Little Jolyne goes to Morioh! [COMIC DUB]

[@kbwouldlovethis8790]

The reason Jotaro rarely ever shows much expression is because he stops time to cry, laugh, etc., then unfreezes it once he’s done

[@JotaroKujo-nj4bx]

Can confirm. Makes me look cooler

[@mist3325]

@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx You're so edgy

[@vampante]

He was emotionless even before learning to stop time

[@swampymender4400]

@@vampante Plot twist : he could always stop time he acted like he couldnt sp he could mess with DIO

[@redonedanc]

What about before he could realise he could to dat

[@darrenriding6597]

Jolyne: Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up! Anasui: *Sadness noise*

[@DekuStickGamer]

Okayasu: Okayasu wants to marry Jolyne when she grows up! Jolyne: *screams yakuza*

[@itsrockerleehere6934]

poor Anasui

[@suckerman7gm]

@@DekuStickGamer Can we please get a F for our boi Okuyasu?

[@Patrick-bn6nk]

Lol 666 likes

[@italosilva6187]

@@Patrick-bn6nk Devil ?

[@petscopkid]

Jotaro: **leaves Jolyne and his wife** The Fandom: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

[@jonathanjoestar3068]

No one wants to see a happy family separated

[@andreasballe7470]

@@jonathanjoestar3068 The worst part is that they probably would've been happy if not for Jotaro's job and the death of the Crusaders

[@shotaaizawa1206]

It was to protect them. That's actually sweet since we never we the mother

[@reeses2pieces528]

we just like those alternate universes where no one dies and stuff

[@blackbunshin154]

When it comes to canonical happenings, I like to use the Marie Kondo method: if it doesn't spark joy, throw it away

[@mechanicretro9963]

I thought joylene would ask josuke:"hey mister, why is your hair so funny?" And josuke trying his hardest not to get triggered

[@DirtyCrimeBoy]

Retro 6O24 to be fair her dads hat merged into his hair

[@aromorguythefirst1600]

DirtyCrimeBoy uh, yeah lol

[@esperplayz6812]

Only time he wouldn't wreck someone

[@theomegagamer1237]

@@DirtyCrimeBoy nah its that the hat is actually cut to reveal the hair,it appears merged but it isn't.

[@Iron8127]

If he got triggered and his stand went punching........ Jotaro and star Platinum would only be the worst of his problems............ he would also have to deal with.............the... FBI.

[@bootstrapparadox8656]

Jolyne: jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up! Jotaro gets hit by 3,000 tons of Alabama memes

[@AirahsELL]

In a different comic she calls him "grunkle Josuke."

[@AirahsELL]

@12 Monkehs no, she calls him "grunkle" because he tells her that he's her great uncle.

[@kaptur5529]

It was very evective!!!

[@hat4438]

Sounds like a match Made In Heaven

[@Tavivl]

Uncle Josuke and....

[@ninaninanina333]

"don't use me for stuff like this ora" I dIEd

[@dawgly4815]

the fuck did he use it for

[@okruma625]

Dawgly Probably to not be awkward as fuck

[@nathanjoseph5449]

Star platinum probably got sick of not being included.

[@becomeonewithcraig9478]

Same, but it's the last ora that killed me (get it?)

[@jon2167]

wait but why did he have to say ora

[@localmemeboi1443]

Jolyne: when Jolyne grows up she wants to Marry Josuke! Jotaro: *gets hit by invisible Road Roller* 7:22

[@alinastanescu4430]

Dio's ghost:"An oil tanker for you"

[@BoudyDSi]

Well I was shocked

[@Jetrx3998]

@@BoudyDSi Hey, you and me both Kujo.

[@NocopyGamerDevv2000]

@@alinastanescu4430 jotaro:sigh

[@jinx8693]

Dios revenge!!

[@caca-hf9mp]

Josuke: Your dad loves you Jotaro: *leaves jolyne for 10 years*

[@aromorguythefirst1600]

h e h

[@dzban02]

H e h INTENSIVE

[@JesusHBasie]

jotaro: *comes back* nah bitch u killed him fuk u *DIPS*

[@zain3603]

I’m pretty he did that so no stand users attacked her

[@claireuwu]

He did loved her, that's the sad thing about it all.

[@mosesaguilar1226]

Josuke: "I've never taken care of a child before." Achtung Baby: *am I a joke to you*

[@SrRemberTheOne.]

@Divine Wine Tu que haces aquí? Xd

[@pantequillo]

@@SrRemberTheOne. ¿y tu que haces aqui?

[@SrRemberTheOne.]

@@pantequillo Buscando jojokes

[@enamelbucket2081]

That baby is the jojo that never was

[@jayjay86443]

@@enamelbucket2081 And at this rate never will be. Even in part 9.

[@nanogic756]

Josuke: Pain, pain go away! Pain: *visible frustration*

[@j.ojo2004]

lol

[@Rick_Pancakes]

Any wound: *exists* Josuke: I'm about to end this man's career...

[@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast]

**groans of increasing discomfort*

[@ShoeOVA]

Pain: *slams desk and walks out door*

[@oopsiexistnow]

Pain: Confused Screaming

[@NoNormalPeopleAllowed]

Jotaro: starts crying *s t a r p l a t i n u m t h e w o r l d* -Crys for an hour- Jotaro weakly: t-time resumes

[@dres4r977]

Theres actually a comic about that

[@johnnyjoestar5193]

@@dres4r977 link it pls

[@jasminexihasmine]

PLEASE I WANT TO CRY TOO

[@dres4r977]

Guys i have been searching it since i commented it and i cant found it i will comment when i found it ;)

[@NoNormalPeopleAllowed]

@@dres4r977 epic

[@bgm-sh9pe]

“Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up!!” 12 year old Anasui: *quaking with rage*

[@LordTyph]

Anasui: I'M SO ****ING ANGRY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYYYYYY

[@mamabear1394]

Jotaro: For some reason I have a feeling that someone is thinking about my daughter

[@acrazyweeb7225]

@@LordTyph canon timeline: Jolyne saying she wanted to marry Josuke was what gave Anasui anger issues when he grew up. he had dreams of the girlfriend of his dreams and hooked up with a girl who looked like Jolyne. When she cheated, he snapped and murdered her when she cheated on him.

[@idrinkdiesel8451]

​@@acrazyweeb7225and then Diavolo dies of a tickled big toe nail

[@charmatic_yt2195]

Okuyasu is literally on the FBI watchlist after that statement...

[@raiderssenpai402]

😂😂😂 its funny but you hit the hammer on the nail. I wouldnt say FBI more like Speedwagon watch list

[@charmatic_yt2195]

Dawn Scarver oh yes, of course!

[@conradlecroy5821]

Dawn Scarver 1. Josuke probably already has him on Speedwagon watch list because of him making comments about his mother and 2. I think you meant nail on the head, just a grammar check, sorry

[@llccaaa]

OI JOSUKE I GOT PUT ON A FBI WATCHLIST ISNT THAT WACKY

[@brickman4777]

Okuyasu is going to jail

[@duncanfery9377]

-Is this your love-child ? -No, I'm not you Bruh, that's cold

[@Абдулло-щ3е9э]

Bruh sound effect #2

[@daleketchup7434]

Абдуллоعبدالله tomoko: Wait what’s that supposed to mean?! Josuke: if you punish me for saying that, then you know I am right. Tomoko opens her mouth to speak but walks away

[@venomshock6612]

That is more like jotaro

[@khadrahussein1071]

ThAtS cOlD

[@thefoxwolfdraconis]

*remebers jotaro calling his mother b-tch and yelling at her...in front of his grandfather* Ehhhhhh

[@charlieGee64]

Puberty hit her like a speedwagon.

[@hppsfttcmd]

*R O L L A R O D A D A*

[@mgflo45]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAA!!!

[@hihelo5131]

I love that there has to be a KONO DIO DA in every jojo related coment section

[@jmr2005]

*T O B E C O N T I N U E D*

[@kylereece5439]

Like Dio in a steamroller

[@galaxyrider1704]

This is the most wholesome thing I have seen in the fan base, Jolyne really does deserve better. Seeing this is just too precious

[@mikpxxi]

She really did 😭 they all deserved to be happy

[@galaxyrider1704]

@@mikpxxi you got that right pal, that little butterfly deserves to be free 🥺🥺

[@goldenexperiencerequiem5782]

"Pain Pain, go away" The Pain: *Understandable, have a great day.*

[@claucarsl6886]

Lmao

[@jellybeans7072]

Lol

[@commandercat8960]

This could be a song Pain pain go away pain understandable have a great day

[@vcheru3733]

Guoruftvkdcsgfkccsgfkcsukeycsdycuxycuadsfcgscaucfasfccuacsgfcasccascfuascgfcgsadfcsdgfacacsfccsfcgcsacfgadscgfacgsfdagcsfddgasfcafsg dg dfsag chaff s hfs cxhcc c dud. Dud cu

[@JAVASTRONIVLA]

Pain: Understand have great days: also jotaro when he hears joylene wants to marry josuke: *BREAKDOWN* *BREAKDOWN*

[@ryou5220]

Josuke: she’s jotaro-san daughter Koichi: So she’s my sister

[@bryanjacla1068]

Actually... *One day after the defeat of Kira* *Phone rings* Koochee: Hello. Jotaro-san? Jotaro: Koichi-kun, years from now, my daughter will turn 18 and you'll become my son-in-law. You can't refuse. *Phone down* Kooche:...

[@t.s.7166]

@@bryanjacla1068 YESSS

[@Bored_Dionysus]

Jotaro: 12more years... Koichi: um....What? Jotaro: 12 more years until you can legally marry my Jolyne... then you will finally be my son

[@kakyoinnoriaki2041]

Bruh moment.

[@ohyeahyeahyeahyeah1427]

Kakyoin Noriaki SHINEI KAKYOIN

[@andromedafrost8407]

Josuke : "I wanna see Jolyne~ Yare yare daze~" Also Josuke : "Why do I hear boss music from the window?"

[@killa8092]

**Jotaro's theme plays**

[@buglab2285]

F**k

[@YataTheFifteenth]

How to summon Jotaro: say yare yare daze wrong Alternative ways: hurt Koichi, hurt a Dolphin, WRYYYYYY

[@alexanderite_does_art]

Lmaooo that part was hilarious I am actually crying right now 😂

[@nibel-k1433]

Guess what the boss music sounds like... If you thought "the pillar man" theme, you're God damn right.

[@KemoTherapy69]

Jolyne: Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up” Jotaro: *Gets donutted by the ghost of dio*

[@datsimplenope]

One last muda from the grave

[@dragonmaster6686]

Road ROLLERRRR

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

THE LAST ROAD ROLLER

[@arcturus6196]

@@Kratos_Messi7050 ZA WARUDO

[@arcturus6196]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@kanou7473]

bro im was so sure Rohan was gonna say *"Kujo Jotaro's daughter? **_HE FUCKS?_*

[@xipin5334]

Jotaro really fucks?NO DIGNITY!

[@autisticduck3071]

"Star finger"

[@mcelroy5587]

He don't fuck , he ORA's

[@smallestbrainofalltime]

666th like, im proud of myself

[@elhuevo7274]

Everyone is so surprised jotaro has a daughter They might think he just laid an egg

[@vixxiiestixx]

@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. dont remind me how he got donut punched

[@vixxiiestixx]

@He Who’s Seen Strange Things.should of said to the cashier "is that a jojo reference"

[@vixxiiestixx]

@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. lmfao

[@funkymonks8333]

Underrated comment

[@Rytonic69]

Stop. Stop that right now

[@IndieAnjelo]

"They're a great family" are you sure about that

[@clonetrooper2355]

Unless this comic is the Eoh timeline

[@santiagobustos8065]

@@clonetrooper2355 what does that stand for?

[@martinthedrainedsedlak]

@@santiagobustos8065 eyes of heaven

[@slicedbread5568]

Jamey Grant hehe, stand

[@plague6566]

Jail

[@quieirakicha9572]

Jollyne: cAn i mArry jOsuKe wHeN i gRow uP Jotaro: *Literally Does The Most Ferocious "No" In The World*

[@nguyenquyetthang1326]

You mean in *ZA WARUDO*

[@naooho9392]

No, Joylne, you can't marry your Greato Uncle.

[@irok1]

Great great uncle, technically.

[@youraveragemachine1013]

@@irok1 josuke is jotsro uncle,so yeah just gureto uncle.

[@irok1]

@@youraveragemachine1013 wait a second, yeah the grandparent trend ends with Jotaro, I'm dumb

[@scruffles3838]

Gruncle josuke, such a weirdly fitting title

[@gaygrape9407]

*Sweet home Alabama plays in the background*

[@zephyrprime8]

"Jolyne will marry Josuke when she grows up" *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@yanderebeef5450]

I full on died when i read this lol

[@carlbloke8797]

Zephyr Prime delete the goddamn post please

[@hoseaquiambao3649]

Jolyne wants to marry is grandpa lol!

[@5mac866]

delet this

[@zephyrprime8]

@@5mac866 No u

[@bell9822]

Jotaro in part 6: "I always cherished you" Also Jotaro for 10 years: *NIGERUNDAYO*

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

Etherix Like grandfather, like grandson

[@WandererHermit]

Vladimir Lestrad sane with dad and son

[@Lazuley_]

@LaggyMe that's why i use dark mode

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

The secret Joestar technique Cannot be used on another Joestar Lest they desire a dire fate

[@miguenlanguen2459]

He has dominated the family secret technique

[@soyyoluca5248]

- Jolyne want to marry Josuke when she grows up! * leave her for 10 years *

[@deimos3994]

I.. would do the same.

[@wesprescott7277]

Kinda like how your dad left you and then died when you reunited, eh Ceaser.

[@maisonbartlow4509]

In Jotaro's time stop Jotaro: FUUUUUUCCCK I LOVE YOU TOO MY SWEET BABY GIIRRRLLL! *coughs* uh...yare yare daze...yep...time moves again...

[@scrubboi7151]

yar yar days*

[@Bayle-the-Bread]

Yare yare you make my Dayze...

[@carloss3499]

Yep pretty much

[@thomasduong5120]

Wait, why did Jotaro say the F world Yes that was a pun

[@anonymus5637]

Something tells me that Jotaro actually tried his best to take care of Jolyne and showed her attention but, thanks to him being so reserved, he needed to use Star Platinum's Za Warudo in order to do it without making him feel “Less Cool”

[@ShoeOVA]

Josuke: pain pain go away. Crazy Diamond: I believe in true gender equality

[@Higsby100]

Star platinum: visibly jealous

[@doorjesus]

Lol

[@bunnizamy]

So everybody, just follow me, cuz we need a little heal here, cuz it feels so painful without me

[@ismaelvalle4372]

Mr.Mortal kazuma: kazuma here

[@theiromia2389]

what does that have to do with anything

[@ctxdarrel6394]

"Tonio is really good with kids" *Tonio throws Jolyne high into the ceiling*

[@awhahoo]

best baller Into space with you dumb child

[@roslidarose9666]

*le epicly uses a baby as a basketball*

[@ctxdarrel6394]

@@awhahoo 🤧

[@hankflitz7409]

Mama Mia, yeet the child

[@mrunsaltedsalmon8431]

She was pizza dough to him

[@menacingpotato582]

I love how casually okuyasu asked josuke if he kidnapped jolyne.

[@Lucazzzzz44]

5:59 Josuke: "Jotaro loves you more than anything in THE WORLD" Jotaro: *PTSD Intensifies*

[@zenmanlovesgames9906]

The World!?! Where?!?

[@Июль-р8и]

u mean ptsdio

[@kylebusch2362]

Июльマナハン no, he meant STD

[@Lucazzzzz44]

@@Июль-р8и oh shit, I was high and I didn't write it ok

[@greenpooljama]

you mean ptsDIO

[@fandomcake5158]

I love this comic. Jotaro's still married, Jolyne is adorable, and Josuke is so...JOSUKE. And the dub made it even GUREATO-desu

[@tekicz644]

part 6 never

[@沈柏亨-s9o]

GREAT daze

[@MegamanZXOmega]

I think it's because this might be based on the ending to the JoJo Eyes of Heaven video game. In that game, there was a big Time Paradox and all the JoJo's met each other and Stardust Crusader's Jotaro met Jolyene. They bonded and Jotaro learned what she's been through and how he's been a bad father to her, and after the events of the game with the timelines being restored but changed where none of the JoJos or their allies died in their conflicts (besides Jonathan, of course, probably) and as Jotaro kept his memories of the entire ordeal, by the time Diamond is Unbreakable begins for him he brought young Jolyene with him to Japan and has made a big effort to be a much better father for her while still being himself. It was so great and adorable.

[@superkc2557]

yeah

[@ZeldaEd123]

@MZX Omega I'm pretty sure this predates Eyes of Heaven. I think it's based more on the theory that Jolyne has been to Morioh before (a theory I also believe.)

[@bananabim1944]

Young jolyne : a cute girl Jolyne when She grows up : *STOOOONE FREEEEE*

[@zzz43344]

Yup

[@delantebradyjr.8834]

Young Jolyne:Pure and Innocent Stone Ocean Jolyne : T H A T P R I S I O N G U A R D C A U G H T M E M A S T E R B A T I N G

[@kona6957]

Young Jolyne: oooo, Starfish! Jolyne when she grows up: IMA DO THAT WORD THAT STARTS WITH M HAHA ME IN PRISON

[@dariusfilip4695]

Have you heard her ORA ORA? Dude it's so a n g e r y

[@KittyMeister]

Jolyne: haha masterbating go brrr brrrr

[@aaliyahwistrich9318]

4:44 Josuke’s mother: “Is that your love child?” Josuke: “No, I’m not you!” PLEASE, I’M IN ORBIT LAUGHING AT THIS-

[@CydeIsMine]

Oh no 444

[@raghav6969]

How's Kars doing

[@darentgun7277]

*_MISTA WILL REMEMBER THAT_*

[@ttroyscarrlett]

6:03 "I wanna see Jolyne, Yare yare daze" *A C C U R A T E*

[@plague6566]

SO A C C U R A T E

[@jonathangarcia5279]

Troy Scar Yare yare dawa bro! 😄

[@WarWolfCZ]

Yare Yare Dawa!

[@StardustCrusader18]

...

[@ttroyscarrlett]

@@StardustCrusader18 oh hey

[@JustinY.]

This just makes the ending to part 6 even more bittersweet.

[@mamabear1394]

This is Eyes of Heavenverse where nobody died and Pucci got ORA ORA ORAED Harder than Steely Dan

[@humaid7564]

ah yes.........

[@mamabear1394]

@@humaid7564 What

[@humaid7564]

@@mamabear1394 I wasn't referring to your reply... the ending of part 6 is something that I want to forget

[@mamabear1394]

@@humaid7564 I just consider the ending of Eyes of Heaven Canon. Also Akari really pulled a dick move. *Spoilers* Killing the JoJo of that part and then having a little kid save the day!? I mean come on

[@Ponera-Sama]

Meanwhile in Italy, 13 year old Giorno Giovanna is still looking for his real father.

[@MaskOfLimbo]

And so far no results...

[@zekeiwa5837]

"13 year old Giorno" Hey, Narancia.

[@A8EL]

Oof

[@mariojordan9543]

That hurts dude

[@burritowyrm6530]

Igor Alencar bruh imagine if babyface told giorno that at least he has a dad

[@Amira-rg3sk]

"Pain pain, go away." pain: "Bye."

[@lucaspatrick5519]

No

[@Cat-hd7nr]

@@lucaspatrick5519 yes yes yes Yes yes Yes

[@陳嘉宇-y4q]

Pain : Shining ! Justice ! ( Whatever the song sings )

[@Kartuuse806]

Im imagining the "bye" in caddicarus' voice.

[@andychen9899]

Part 4 Jolyne:Daddy i love you Part 6 Jolyne:Get the hell out!!! old man Jotaro:Yare yare daze

[@aqueous5099]

Kiritogami Katsuki I think this takes place in the Eyes of Heaven universe, so this would technically be the universe where Part 4 Jotaro met Part 6 Jolyne. After meeting Jolyne from the future, he treats her with more affection during her upbringing.

[@Bayle-the-Bread]

Part 7 I comment in random video

[@senchousalt]

Hes 40 and dont look different

[@Subwaytoast]

I want to see jolyne YARE YARE DAZE

[@senchousalt]

subfighter 6528 wa

[@Qxincx]

Did jotaro, the king of straight faces, stopped time to stop himself from crying of getting emotional? I knew he had a soft spot.

[@Lazuley_]

well he is still human so yea

[@nickelisblind]

OMG IY'S THE NEW 1ST NEWEST JOJO MEMEBER!!! One Newbie Boi (Ya know The invisible baby is a gir lright?)

[@thorinth3079]

The fact that Jotaro had to time stop to contain his feels is so adorable. No homo Edit: wait 2.7k likes, it said that I had like 4

[@flooplesmooples]

Wait your a guy

[@n0va710]

you're watching jojo remember sexy muscular man that kill sexy muscular vampires while doing poses 100% homo

[@viz_rd3686]

Nah Very homo

[@diobrando9842]

Maybe he stopped time to hug her more time, far beyond the acceptable time to hug

[@Jack_Froth]

Dio Brando KONO DIO DA

[@huntercheadle2679]

Josuke: "They're a great family." Jotaro: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move and dip*

[@itsJustpickle]

Jotaro: “Jolyne, I love you more than the world” Star Platinum: *stops time* Jotaro: “Not you!”

[@ThenamesFaceless]

itsJustpickle Star Platinum: *Apologises in Ora and time resumes*

[@normanho5631]

Took ne awhile to understand this

[@infinitypgg9902]

ITS_A_ME_mark star platinum: Ora Ora Ora Ora. Ora?

[@raidthegoose7241]

*SAD ORA NOISE*

[@maorshapira1578]

Lmao

[@tylergarrity3353]

Jolyne: "hehehe" Josuke: "Hm? What's so funny Jolyne?" Jolyne: "I just noticed how silly your hair is!" Josuke: *_Conflicted Internal Screaming_*

[@kevinsaidhi875]

Why

[@robertburnside]

@@kevinsaidhi875 no one insults Josuke's hair, dude

[@Iron8127]

Probably his Instinct are confused whether to work as normal and anger Jotaro or let it slide. Can't blame josuke, I wouldn't even dream of angering someone who could stop time and kill a vampire that could stop time and lift and throw a steamroller!

[@shadesoul4247]

@@Iron8127 Who was felled by a rat. I get how Stand matchups work, but I can't let it slide.

[@friendlyneighborhoodyang315]

Josuke: And that’s how I became a murderer Jotaro: ROAD ROLLER DA DAH

[@siren_atlantica]

I can imagine Jotaro low key using SP:ZW to cheat at starfish.

[@itzfrluas]

"Can Jolyne marry Jos-" *"NO."* "...But Jos-" *"ABSOLUTELY NOT."*

[@vitoraugusto9596]

Jolyne: Why not? Jotaro: He is my uncle. Jolyne: WHAT? But he looks a lot younger thant you da... Jotaro: don't question it. Just... forget about this, ok? Jolyne: ok...

[@goldexperiencerequiem8134]

@@vitoraugusto9596 nice

[@flaviomonteiro1414]

Jotaro: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Jolyne: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[@SubhamChowdhury97]

@@flaviomonteiro1414 **U N D E R R A T E D**

[@reaperproductions7058]

Hey, even with everything wrong with it, atleast Josuke isn't a degenerate like Anasui

[@Unkle_Genny]

6:36 Oh my god he literally stopped time to make his hug with Jolyne last longer my god the wholesomeness

[@Flowerboi145]

I have diabetes thanks to this comic, i regret nothing

[@thiccdiccpicc2417]

Or to hide his reaction from Josuke which was pretty obvious. -Thicc Dicc Picc, ruining your day since 1999.

[@eloymaz5847]

@@thiccdiccpicc2417 gttgtdttgjytjyu its the thought that counts tho

[@fidyy_]

I think it was to hide his moe overload so he can look cool

[@Bongbongo]

@@eloymaz5847 no, its the results.... The results counts!

[@aceventurasspear22]

Jolyne: I want to marry Josuke! Jotaro: *confused screaming*

[@alinastanescu4430]

Jotaro to josuke:"Your free trial of living has ended"

[@jellybeans7072]

Lol 😂

[@jip0611]

Time stamp?

[@childjolynecujoh8659]

It was just a phase

[@slimmii2.056]

He probably stopped time killed josuke then came back 😂

[@saitori7379]

Star Platinum: Don’t use my for stuff like this Ora. Me: Hol up.

[@yesstephen1854]

Jotaro stopped time to hug her longer....

[@killerqueen3951]

i use him for stuff like that a lot of times

[@bystrikpecuch4476]

I like how he has to say ORA in a sentence

[@saitori7379]

Jotaro Kujo I have one question why did you appear at the window except the door.....

[@myeyesaredrymylove]

He stopped time to hide the crying

[@Jonic_P]

Honestly, considering Josuke's personality, this feels like what would naturally happen

[@octaviolopez7475]

"Is that your love child?!" "NO, im not you"

[@ssilkie4579]

Why did she looked so shocked??

[@rion7088]

@@ssilkie4579 prolly sad about Jotaro getting married? Nah. maybe that she remembered that Jotaro is Joseph’s grandson?

[@jaydengeorge7290]

That took me some time to understand the joke

[@Cudeus]

@@ssilkie4579 No idea?

[@swrld.85]

@@ssilkie4579 josuke’s mom is kinda of a thot even tho jotaro isn’t joseph she still wouldn’t mine having jotaro as a second option

[@sonicyouth1faniloveyouleer318]

Jolyne: I want to marry Josuke when I grow up Jotaro: *dies* Josuke: NIGERUNDAYO!!!

[@jakememegod6488]

*KOICHI* the closest thing to Smokey I could find.

[@bryanbarcelo5440]

OI JOSUKE, NIGERUNDAYO

[@Iron8127]

Josuke,you have learned the secret Joestar Family Technique

[@lirielia]

Old joseph:You just learn the secret joestar technique son!

[@nimbus297]

*Sweet Home Alabama plays in background*

[@6ttk633]

Jolyne: Can I marry Josuke Jotaro: Now this is an avengers level threat

[@awhahoo]

Josuke: Uhhhhhh I have video games to complet- *ORA!*

[@metalupyourass9247]

Anasui be like: Am I joke to you?

[@alternative7586]

You can't really marry your... uh I don't kno-- YOUR GREAT UNCLE

[@carlwebber4094]

@@alternative7586 sweet home Alabama

[@adityafawwazafa778]

Jotaro : No, but you can marry Koichi here. He's a really reliable guy.

[@parzival7559]

4:50 LMAO THE LOOK ON TOMOKO’S FACE WHEN SHE REALIZED JOTARO HAS A DAUGHTER

[@ogolow570]

She realized he's taken 😩

[@xzxasxadxas]

​@@ogolow570did she think Jotaro would get with his grandfather's lover? If she married Joseph, she'd be Jotaro's grandmother or step-grandmother. Jotaro would be getting with his uncle's mum. Nahhhh.

[@bencatzilla]

the family tree would become a thicket of brambles

[@PeachDragon_]

Josuke just being josuke, beautiful. And the italian guy being italian, also beautiful.

[@thesacredmemes6410]

I HaVe A dReAm

[@tokyoquad3055]

What about Rohan’s refusal?? Real refuse-y to me

[@АлёнаНотевская-у1г]

bEaTiFuL dUwAnG cHeW

[@cubeofmeat4982]

But, it’s not

[@vegeta7456]

Tonio

[@snowbringercult]

"Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up!" Anasui: *quiet sobbing*

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

DIO

[@jotarokujo7991]

@@mitth_raw_nuruodo hmmmm sooooo... what do we do i mean he started so

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

@@jotarokujo7991 we approach him to beat the sh*t out of him

[@CepticTech]

Who shall face him, jotaro or josuke? Hm?

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

@@CepticTech who faces who

[@WhaleManMan]

Jotaro be the type of dad to send his daughter to a town with a serial killer in it when he's busy doing fish shit.

[@elbanano7785]

bruh

[@lain5858]

That's the reason Jotaro didn't go to Morioh with Jolyne in canon. But most people don't think about it.

[@jotarokujo6211]

I dont fish

[@trexzyY]

Lmao

[@the_doctor2419]

Jesus Christ😂 Jotaro coming to pick Jolyne from the window scared the crap out of me😂

[@Baised-_-Rin]

I swear Jotaro is literally The Batman from the JoJo Universe

[@requiem6465]

I love the fact that everyone's first reaction to Jotaro being a dad is a big "HOW" the man has no sex drive.

[@AriaFromMahabre]

Only for dolphins m8

[@khalidalamin8069]

But you can Never run from you family's Legacy..... The Joestars sex drives SHALK NEVER DIE

[@scoober7666]

Remember how he made a loli fangirl over him in there 80’s?

[@darpellet6449]

@@scoober7666 in which scene did that happen?

[@scoober7666]

Darkness Pellet it’s in part 3 of the show?

[@vira6607]

4:08 Josuke doesn't notice Luck has sided with yoshikage kira

[@suckerman7gm]

Kira Yoshikage, you live for another day!

[@themissingshadow6017]

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE HIM??

[@NoorquackerInd]

Kira: "hmmm that little girl has nice hands"

[@CYKAK]

@@NoorquackerInd stop I don't want to think of that again

[@veepea7895]

@@CYKAK "Killer Queen has already touched the ground." *click*

[@muslecarmax_boi]

6:35 Star Platinum: “Don’t use me for stuff like this Ora” I don’t know the emotion I felt when SP said that tbh😂

[@BauttAlt]

Well I guess he just wanted to do it

[@jinxact532]

That had me dying of laughter

[@Honkiponkii]

That was the most wholesome shit ever. Damn it.

[@gavinmerasty8369]

Horrible ending: *_Killa queen has alright touched your backpack, Jolyne_*

[@dysphoria_1.040]

Josuke: CRAZY DIAMOND! Jolyne, you wouldn't understand what's going on. I need you to hide, and I need to find a way to contact Jotaro-Sa- Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM. ZA WARUDO! You dare attack my goddamn daughter when I'm not around? You piece of shit! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! Jotaro: Yare yare daze... Josuke: What just happened? Whatever. It doesn't matter. All that matters is that Jolyne is safe. And, it seems, we've caught the serial killer.

[@absolutemadlad5662]

(metal version of stardust crusaders theme starts playing) Kira:I feel like I have made a terrible mistake... (jotaro appears behind him) Jotaro:your goddamn right...

[@nemesispax0383]

@@absolutemadlad5662 or better yet. Wait, thats Jotaro's daughter? .... errors have been made

[@mangogaming188]

THE ENTIRE JOESTAR BLOODLINE: ITS TIME TO DIE

[@hayato8452]

Josuke and kira get spanked to death, *PART 4 END*

[@rang4889]

Josuke: "I haven't taken care of a kid before" Me: INVISIBLE..... BABY!!!!!!

[@jayck7686]

She's name is shizuka joestar now and dont know why they didnt said the name in part 4

[@ranger5839]

I think Joseph did most of the caring for her though

[@mysteriouscentury]

@@jayck7686 because Joseph adopted Shizuka at the end and by that time Part 4 was already over

[@josukehigashikata72]

What was mostly my father, though.

[@MettDMoon]

You're right, I didn't SEE this one coming

[@AlexBit25]

"-Jotaro loves you more than the world" More than the world... The World... ZA WARUDO! *Unexpected stop time*

[@YataTheFifteenth]

We all know that's a lie. Jotaro's time stopping ability is called Star Platinum: The World, not Star Platinum: Jolyne

[@stopit3869]

@@YataTheFifteenth Exactly.

[@mercurysdreamss]

someone please make 'star platinum: jolyne' a thing

[@bl4ckn01r7]

Josuke: Jotaro-san loves you more than anything else in- Dio: ZA WARUDO

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

"You thought it was a wholesome comment! Kono Dio Da!"

[@jotarokujo5400]

*moves a finger while time is stoped*

[@LordOfIronDNW]

@@jotarokujo5400* confused screaming*

[@calabresad9484]

Hai, u called?

[@jotarokujo5400]

@@calabresad9484 bruh you know where star platinum went?

[@devvyvr]

2:30 Here lies Jolyne Kujo, the daughter of one of the most badass joestars ever: Jotaro. She had a happy life and happy family, unfortunately she was killed to due to being crushed on the ceiling of a restaurant by one of the chefs. May she rest in piece. Amen.

[@_Nakime_]

I’m back from the dead 🤭

[@devvyvr]

@@_Nakime_ its been 2 years man

[@sousou5116]

"I've never take care of kid" Yes Invisible baby doesn't count.

[@angelicoe9540]

That was mostly Joseph

[@ryanvillena7807]

How well did that turn out? Joseph had to cut himself in a river.

[@spenserfarman3045]

They were able to rescue the baby and get her back to Josukes house and got her calm enough that she stopped making everything around her invisible.

[@NullTheTormentor]

What if this takes place before invisible baby?

[@amitamaru]

@@NullTheTormentor Doubt it, considering the Kira cameo.

[@MHurley21]

Jolyne: Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up! Jotaro: _Jiji, this is your fault. Somehow._

[@Sir.Ryuz0]

OHH MY GOD! SON OF A BITCH!

[@crydunkey5982]

@@Sir.Ryuz0 Jotaro: *Son* *of* *a* *bitch?* My thoughts exactly!

[@TheRealJohnux]

Jotaro is Josukes Nephew. Which makes Jolyne Josukes Grandniece? And then comes the Giorno×Jolyne Ship.

[@drgojira6044]

@@TheRealJohnux Oh god don't mention that damn mess..

[@anonymousmarv5048]

*Sweet Home Morioh!*

[@m0kkori]

Jolyne: "I want to marry Josuke when I grow up" The events of Stone Ocean: *"no"*

[@Frikisaurus18]

@NeoTheEpicGamer Nope, but Jolyne yes 😅😅😅

[@ironguy366]

@@Frikisaurus18 not really because you know.... universe reset

[@Frikisaurus18]

@@ironguy366 but its Irene not Jolyne

[@ironguy366]

@@Frikisaurus18 whelp

[@masterzoroark6664]

@@Frikisaurus18 it's just Jolyne who's life was less rough

[@novayussof9232]

Okuyasu: "Im not crying, Im just watching a puddle of water"

[@kieran5099]

“Jolyne wants to marry josuke when she grows up” Jotaro: *dies*

[@ZakaZaRayo]

Talking Bubble Stand:Ima Introduce Myself!

[@spamton5266]

God dammit josuke

[@caramelapple5022]

KONO GHOST DIO DA

[@vimic9507]

Remember that Josuke is technically a Joestar too so...

[@popcatngamuk222]

@@vimic9507 *fall from stairs*

[@stevepensando2593]

"Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up" Somewhere around the world, little Anasui felt a shiver down his spine

[@martinmarvinofsparta3656]

Little Anasui: I feel a disturbance in the world

[@dababy7662]

Nah he might be taking apart something

[@sh8591]

he felt a disturbance in the force

[@tnt300]

@@sh8591 like millions of my circulatory cells screamed out in pain, and then were silenced.

[@spritedrink7617]

Who's Anasui..? Can i Get a spoiler.?

[@pixlv6384]

Okay, jotaro using star platinum the world's ability to hug jolyne longer without no one knowing is adorable This is my favorite use of the ability now and i dont care that it is not canon

[@toasthead]

Nah it was because he almost showed emotion when she kissed him

[@Kami-lb3up]

It was to cry openly without anyone judging him

[@DantatoWong]

@@Kami-lb3up ...for 2 whole seconds

[@Kami-lb3up]

@@DantatoWong you forget this is Jotaro we're talking about here for all i know ugly crying for him would be a nanosecond

[@StudioNama]

Don't use me for stuff like this ORA.

[@absolutemadlad5662]

Jolyne:why does your hair look weird? (koichi uses three freeze to stop josuke, yukako restrains him with her hair, okuyasu uses the hand to keep him away from Jolyne and rohan tries to make josuke forget Jolyne said anything with heaven's door)

[@AtsuEunsu]

Lmaooooooooo

[@leexh9000]

Dio : - wants to hit jotaro with a traffic sign- Joylne : - surprises jotaro making him fall on a traffic sign-

[@vd6070]

DIO: *Happy WRYing*

[@zenmanlovesgames9906]

Jotaro: starting to think I should’ve let Dio end me with that Traffic Sign

[@NereusBlue]

Imagine Josuke introduced Jolyne to Tomoko be like : " Hey mom this is my grand niece"

[@hannyfadia2246]

*Grand Niece

[@xtremegamer7198]

She’d be the kind of (great great) aunt who would spoil the fuck out of the niece, don’t you think?

[@bonepeople9803]

Greato Niece*

[@kowarenaii7125]

Jolyne: *Wants to marry Josuke when she grows up* Jotaro: *N O*

[@ashlynwolff]

Oh sweet home Alabama xD

[@Scazoid]

*Jotaro flys away accross the hallway* Reimi and arnold visiting morioh: The fuck?

[@darkeruma1661]

Jotaro: *im Going to Kill my UNCLE*

[@thewendigowithwifi3739]

Jotaro when jolyne tells him shes gay: oh thank god

[@MrTNT14307]

Yare yare

[@ghostspider2056]

Jolyne bonding with her Gruncle Josuke is really wholesome and wished we got to see in the show.

[@guhh8792]

*"daddy hates jolyne..."* Oh yes daddy hates you jolyne, he only cares about the bois...

[@guitarjohn1758]

No he cares about dolphins

[@Rosa-hs3ry]

@@guitarjohn1758 No he is fucking the dolphins

[@skewp]

*facts*

[@c.i.a2752]

No he only cares about Koichi

[@guhh8792]

@@c.i.a2752 koichi is not a boy?

[@LuckySketches]

"Why can't I marry him?" "Well for starters..." (Pulls out Joestar family tree) "..." "Also he's like 10 years older than you." "Who is D-" "No questions."

[@aromorguythefirst1600]

I'm confused with the joestar family tree at this point. Joseph: -Grandson Jotaro -Son Josuke -Daughter Holly So Josuke is technically siblings with Holly, which means Josuke is Jotaro's uncle. Jolyne has grunkle Josuke

[@LuckySketches]

@@aromorguythefirst1600Yep. Jonathan -> George II -> Joseph -> Holly -> Jotaro -> Jolyne Joseph -> Josuke Dio with Johnathan's body -> Giorno It's a mess.

[@ericthemadscientist8357]

Alexander Carter think about it Joseph have an Uncle who’s a teenager when he’s over 80 years old

[@ricocruz1118]

@@LuckySketches but dio also has more children then Giorno but that's a much larger mess

[@VIOLENT6]

I bet dio's pissed because he was the only joestar descendant who wasnt called JoJo.

[@yeet6957]

He acted like Kakyoin when he found out Jolyne wanted to marry Jouske.

[@yeet6957]

@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. True

[@doomslayer5662]

@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. He got Hit by the Afterlife Dio

[@amonkey4707]

Fucking donuted

[@yeetusdeletus4144]

Just for those who didn't watch the ova jotaro and dio fight, watch 3-5 mins of it then come back. You'll get there reference after.

[@absolutemadlad5662]

It hit him just as hard

[@bowie.1832]

Young Jolyne: the cutest thing to cross this earth. Part 6 Jolyne: *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*

[@dmolegend1699]

Ayo chill

[@lanceg6197]

69 likes Nice

[@ariadne888]

ayo

[@D.V.McAwesome]

Poyo

[@midnight_horizen8184]

Nighas Down Bad 😳📸

[@torrinowens4376]

He paused time so he could hug her longer (;*△*;)

[@serpenthater]

Hi , mister obvious

[@Niiue]

He fatigued himself to HUG HER DAUGHTER Y E S

[@krystalisee]

@@Niiue **h e r** daughter?

[@KennyLunacy]

@@serpenthater Actually, I was confused at that part. So, not obvious for everyone.

[@dallaspayday2480]

No shit Sherlock

[@RhyperiorRanger]

Literally everyone’s reaction in this: JOTARO FUCKS?! Edit: who left all these likes here? This must be the work of an enemy’s stand!

[@delusionalnoodles]

No, Star Platinum just ORAs so hard she came out of no where.

[@plague6566]

I dIdNt kNoW hEs tHaT kInD of gUy

[@joywisnun1674]

Well he does have star fingers

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

He doesn't just fuck. He ORAs.

[@ゆい-c2y]

Star Platinum did the fucking.

[@j.j3264]

Josuke: They're a great family. Meanwhile in part 6.. Jolyne: In prison. Jotaro: Divorced and never around. Jolyne’s mom: Divorced, lonely and sad.

[@absolutemadlad5662]

Giorno:runs the mafia Joseph:old senile and possibly tired all the time to raise shizuka

[@maxteraform]

After part 6... Also, isn't Jolynes Mom dead.

[@heckingh8432]

This is sad i know :(

[@udonnauchegbu2018]

@@maxteraform After the ending of part 6 she's probably alive.

[@ReV0luzione]

Joseph: On grave Jonathan: *no more existing*

[@somethingbanter]

I love the idea that he uses the world to freeze time so he can process his emotions and then unfreeze so that it looks like he never feels any emotions

[@shyniscizor7498]

Nobody: Tonio: YEET THE CHILD

[@uvmai2195]

You misspelled eat

[@normanho5631]

@@uvmai2195 hol up

[@reesebeld8754]

@@uvmai2195 r/cursedcomments

[@alwest4472]

@@uvmai2195 so that's why his food is so good

[@basedfloppagigachad]

Manus MacCabe now,put child in the stove.

[@matinik_andrew]

“Is that your love child?” “No, I’m not you”

[@user-tn4dn7jp6j]

DESTRUCTION 100

[@theyreontome6200]

Hit harder than the road roller, caeser rock and all donut punches combined

[@StudioNama]

"Is that your illegitimate kid?" "No way, I'm not my dad!" "Is that your love child?" "WHAT, no! I'm not you!" Ha! Now I feel sad...

[@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836]

Grandfather*

[@internetcreepygirl]

Dafpht The Mouthbreather No, dad is correct lol.

[@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836]

@@internetcreepygirl oh, yep, just double checked now, sorry

[@ughltedja3189]

He’s not all might

[@kieran5099]

D I D Y O U K I D N A P T H A T K I D

[@omaralfar1666]

1:39 “Huh she’s pretty cute! She might be my type when she gets older.” “Stay away from me Japanese Yakuza!” LOL

[@m0ncherii]

Okuyasu got hit with that very sad dolphin moment

[@ShadowProjectSkarDiVanDamm]

6:34 "Don´t use me for stuff like this ora" , 10/10 Star Platinum.

[@zimxander7168]

Star platnum talked

[@thedarkanimelord7345]

zim xander nah he was just translated. What he REALLY said was “Ora. ORARARA ORA. Ora. Ora.”

[@Taco_cat1239]

No he said Ora ora ora Ora Ora Ora

[@emeraldblaziken]

I think he did this to the making of Jolyne

[@ykotz9776]

Star Platinum already said star Platinum: the world at kira getting he ass beaten

[@AUFartool]

"jotaro-san loves you more than anything in za warudo" but i thought dolphins was his most favorite thing

[@WisdomCatto]

Yeah..... Weird

[@perm1thurple581]

@@WisdomCatto Jotaro always cherished Jolyne :P

[@lean4470]

Maybe Jolyne............ *its a dolphin*

[@raferda8716]

you mean “......in ZA WARUDO”

[@lean4470]

@@raferda8716 Lmao xD

[@jiayongli4584]

josuke: “I’ve never taken care of a kid before” meanwhile josuke in part 4: *holds up the invisible baby*

[@abnormal_Stuffz]

It was joseph

[@riskyriskywiggywigi6775]

Jolyne: Dad, what is this picture? Jotaro: It’s a photo me and my friends took in Egypt a long time ago. Jolyne: Who is the person in the school uniform? Jotaro: That one is me, and the other one is- *leaves Jolyne for 10 years*

[@swiftiswack2808]

teh kacccc

[@aprilmatthews5450]

Is a donut

[@tjrember]

w h a t

[@ctxdarrel6394]

*Yesterday* if y'all know, y'all know 😔

[@ashleey9100]

oop-

[@flip3nt_422]

4:10 Kira be like "why tf did that josuke guy kidnap a kid"

[@beatboxin8878]

Flip3nt _42 Kira:Eh whatever I’ll just go back to beating myself off with hands

[@sketchbookonline2040]

“Eh, I’m no better, taking over a kid’s dad”

[@notverifiable3731]

I really didn't see him

[@timsoup204]

@@notverifiable3731 4:10 In the panel where Jolyne is telling Josuke to wait, he's right in the center of the panel... As his disguised as that one kid's father.

[@danteluxford3721]

Kosaku Kawajiri. Hayato's father

[@daltonfilho835]

Jotaro: "you'll get ORA ORA'ed harder than Dan" Josuke: ".........who?"

[@anotheranimewatcher2226]

"Exactly"

[@rostundradau3442]

Joe mamma

[@guppiette4648]

*Dan of steel, also known as ORA’ed to death*

[@sodaPOPUsedToBDream]

Me:who the frick is dan? My dad:Dan-tdm

[@ricocruz1118]

@@sodaPOPUsedToBDream i see you're a man of culture as well

[@archieaksan831]

i was expecting Jolyne to say "why does your hair look so wierd?"