Embarrassing Dad Prefers Facebook To His Own Kids...

Today we take a look at Vinny, a father who prefers Facebook and his large collection of memes over his own kids. We challenge him to a meme-off, and laugh at his incredibly story in the process.
Original video: • My Dad, the Facebook A...
Twitter/Instagram: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)
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James Marriott
Cynic Snacks ( / @cynicsnacks )

[@auroraferguson8859]

Imagine this guy in an actual argument. Wife: I feel like you dont listen to me... Vincent: *pulls up an 'ok boomer' meme* Wife:...

[@maaydaqureshi7264]

franku?

[@box_-zk2qs]

Lol

[@mirameh3038]

Wife: Vincent you're older than me

[@omarzioui4766]

Amyrus MEH ok boomer

[@Flowerfairyy27]

Vincent, I want a divorce. Vincent: "heh heh he"

[@narsisx]

I love how James is acting like this isnt gonna be him in 15 years

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

Yeah.... It's hard to see your parents in yourself until the traits are practically embedded haha

[@danielasilva5945]

sir.... just how old do you think James is??

[@annaofcleves5556]

Alex is the wife, George and Will the sons

[@Slimtailz]

Daniela hes like 24

[@j.h170]

What are you talking about James is a great dad

[@pau3264]

“I’ll just keep meming them to death until they just surrender” *sounds like my kind of dad*

[@gxxcfbbdxf5275]

*Ha, I just want a dad*

[@justsomeunicornwithinterne6490]

Depresso Espresso ah, I see you’re still waiting for him to get the milk too ✌️😔

[@sparkslife4780]

Just some unicorn With internet access my dad did that,He still hasn’t come back with the milk

[@pau3264]

@@sparkslife4780 I-

[@stankyratman5685]

My dad didn’t go to get milk. He went and got himself a headstone 🧍‍♀️

[@lordimass1713]

James: "hoping to not see anyone for the next year" 2020: Your wish is granted

[@mandyfrfr2713]

it truly didn't age well

[@loldawr3199]

Literally

[@Sarah22410]

literally

[@Jmsaldana26]

Literally

[@rosec.9695]

I was just about to comment this lmao

[@safiya8649]

“It’s been a little bit more casual” James you just started a war with a meme lord, I don’t think...

[@safiyyahvadala]

Lmao

[@ryanspierin9532]

Nice, the likes

[@Pom05124]

Run

[@nachotypeofperson7843]

“Just kidding , I don’t care “ James is such a mood

[@DemetriusDrekin01]

Just when I thought James couldnt get more relatable.

[@lenny1175]

It's because he's a Tory

[@chienj9223]

thank goodness, he's a real one.

[@markusnoble1743]

Nacho Type of person fuck off

[@sci_pain3409]

Juan Cortez Muro oh god someone get a doctor

[@BadrAlrawi]

This dad: I post on Facebook 50 times a day My mom: *PEASANT*

[@zolthetroll]

I was late to school for a while cause my mom would be on facebook.

[@tharealgeneralgrievous]

Vinny on his deathbed: “I....h-have...MMMEEEEENMMMEESS!!”

[@Awesoemfella]

Vinny: is dying *cue coffin dance meme*

[@potatodude5327]

Hope He's Doing Well.

[@flabbergasted1]

menmes?

[@notme2899]

I would like but it’s at 420😩

[@lilxred8676]

“meme them to death” sounds like the best way to go out 💀

[@BigOlAlex409]

Hey comrade

[@cheeto5]

Lil Red it would

[@lilxred8676]

Mr Gay 😂omg

[@Duck_469]

Your a failure

[@ballsindustries8492]

That emoji as pfp is perfect for that

[@livcttn]

I mean I don’t blame him, imagine liking kids.

[@christopherhammond5142]

I was going to like but I don't want to break the 69.

[@pancakeshiza4373]

uglygal ...same ngl

[@puar07]

Imagine not liking kids.

[@Scythezs]

@•Hunny• oof--- i dont use gacha my cousin posts vids on my account lmao

[@Andrew-xn4sc]

Juan Cortez Muro haha nobody asked

[@maddo_2197]

There’s only one thing less likable than stale memes This guy: *a child* James: *no*

[@mintleaf8536]

gem_mx haha small brain

[@kodokuna.]

gractendo THATS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OMGGGG

[@Jen18812]

I love how the “documentary” is ten minutes long. 😂 serious business.

[@JMS...]

Ya need that yt cash . Sorry I was 6 months late 😅😅😅😅😅

[@sambugg4424]

Potato_Chubble you are probably 10

[@mia-mk5ju]

Potato_Chubble She used one chill my guy

[@mia-mk5ju]

Chubber You sound like some ten year old that just learned how to cuss lmfao

[@inesepaegle2631]

@@certifiedsexoffender2977 ur the type of person who cant admit their wrong lmfao

[@mink4786]

James: i want a dad that posts 50 memes a day Man i just want a dad

[@miah5561]

Milly Alex feels bad

[@HeHe-oi3yp]

Nice pfp of Josh Dun and his Lil’ trumpet🥰

[@mea7109]

F

[@konpeitosart]

Same

[@raccooncat8329]

Bruh

[@ihavetopowerofgodandanimeo2551]

"I have memes" -the ultimate meme lord

[@abimorelikeapee]

James: "not hoping to see anyone for the next year" God: "Interesting"

[@razvanbaltatescu6099]

Imagine youre his kid and you get into a argument and he says "LMAO, OK ZOOMER" and then procides to dab on you

[@aoifedouganmusic9052]

'being addicted to facebook is like being addicted to cough medicine' someone out this on a t-shirt

[@kayladeann7984]

I'd 100% buy that T-shirt, tbh.

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

Lol yeah, and minimize something that could be a super critical addiction in someone's life. That wouldn't be detrimental to people seeking help for that at all.

[@KirstenMarie_MS3]

@@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver Chill out. It was a joke. I'm a recovering opiate addict and still found it funny. Hell, the comedian at the last national NA convention had a whole routine based on addiction and recovery. Being able to laugh at the absurdity of it is a valid coping and healing mechanism.

[@princesscadance197]

Son, don’t talk like grape-flavored cough medicine ain’t the absolute *SHIT*!

[@edith7747]

“The drug Equivalent of being addicted to facebook is being addicted to cough medicine” James 2019

[@marlieblue3944]

*THATS THE PLUMBING TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL he has reached peak meme I'm so proud* 😭😭😭

[@thomyorkereal]

i’m sorry - what?

[@pleaseenteraname8712]

Wait-

[@freyas8814]

plumbing...teacher?

[@sunnybaudelaire9384]

Uhm a janitor? Or literally a teacher who teaches plumbing I'm so confused 😭

[@rexus9880]

LMAOOO I KNOWW

[@mattsully5245]

CONSPIRACY THEORY, james predicted coronavirus, he talks about not seeing anyone for a year

[@the.communist.daughter]

Matt Sully I love your pfp

[@dollieeatstoomuch5916]

Wish my father had given me this much of attention, instead of deciding we needed milk 13 years ago

[@ellzjo8966]

When he was 10 his father split...

[@amydunnefp]

EllzJo full of it, debt ridden

[@Lucytism.]

@@amydunnefp two years later see Alex and his mother bedridden half-dead

[@amydunnefp]

Vroegah sittin in their own sick, the scent thick

[@erosstudios9633]

@@amydunnefp Alex got better, but his mother went quick.

[@DekuScrub_]

I don't think spamming minion memes counts as a "meme war"

[@tyler5370]

a_guy_called_m don’t disrespect MY king

[@jenjennn0]

That's a meme assault

[@seb4052]

Don’t you dare target my mom like that

[@DekuScrub_]

@@seb4052 bruh im disrespecting half of my own family here

[@miep6304]

Using bio-weapons is illegal

[@Jogden696]

There’s nothing I love more than James day, we should also have Marriott Monday

[@Jmsaldana26]

Is bunny girl senpai good?

[@Jogden696]

@@Jmsaldana26 I thought it was just depends what you like really

[@Jmsaldana26]

@@Jogden696 its cause I was trying to watch it but I couldn't really get the whole point

[@Jogden696]

@@Jmsaldana26 it’s just you’re standard romance anime but with a twist which keeps making things go wrong it’s really good tho definitely worth a watch

[@Jogden696]

@@Jmsaldana26 the movie is pretty complicated to understand if you don’t pay attention

[@kinseymiller3979]

James talking about how we’re probably sick of our parents after a few DAYS did not age well

[@ayesha7409]

love how four people disliked already, even the haters have notifs on 😔🤘 edit: do y'all not know what a joke is? the emojis are ironic lmao

[@hassanmohammed6755]

They're 10 now

[@mysteriouscat9118]

16

[@user-me8fm5yf4n]

Well I mean he still has 2k likes

[@alisonwieburg6218]

Dang 16 haters with notifs on ✌

[@ludowic8187]

Lol most of my dislikes have been because I have missed the like button

[@ihatespiders9388]

When a 50 y/o knows more memes then you

[@khirizwan1470]

Lol XD than*

[@breannam7643]

“There is more to life than Facebook” James: wrong 😂😂😂

[@kattsmith1500]

"looking forward to returning to your cave, not seeing another human or the light of day for, hopefully, the next year." That line aged like a fine wine eh?

[@atropanda9009]

*The big freakish lizard bully bans the meme lord* Guys- This is the end.

[@sharleysmith2373]

-Of 2019

[@ImAllexx]

Hi dad

[@akshatplays8939]

Woahhhh

[@messedup8408]

@Stonks lol

[@jaden1790]

Why only 18 likes

[@theroyalkermit]

I like how you are 🌭

[@ETHAN-FTBL]

21!!! How only 21 likes btw I like your Alex

[@BlackBloodFreak99]

"There is a time when true silence exists" Me with tinnitus: K.

[@tasnimelaraby7676]

Omg I love your profile pic

[@eishazahid8724]

"You're probably looking forward to returning to your cave, not seeing the light of day or another human being for, hopefully, the next year" not anymore James let me oUT BLEASE

[@mckinley586]

“I’m in Facebook jail” - Meme Lord

[@nabzz7026]

All you sinners stand up sing 'I'm in Facebook jail'

[@wokeupnew]

Nabihah Needs Jesus this is amazing

[@sleepymarnie2584]

E V E R B O D Y H A S D A D D Y I S S U E S

[@Mangothechicken]

Judging on his accent, this dude sounds like he's from boston, as am I, so I better hide..

[@teresahowick5197]

Yikes! Meatball you might have mutual friends yikes!!

[@MaiConceptionss]

Same

[@Mangothechicken]

@@kaelyn7580 😂

[@Mangothechicken]

5:25 arsenal = ahsenal. Definitely a bostonion can't pronounce ar. The way he says his o's. Im scurred

[@Mangothechicken]

His meme file is a nuclear bomb. It can go off anytime.

[@phroggie5390]

Why does James sound like he’s on the brink of tears the whole video

[@wokeupnew]

Meika is chillin christmas is pretty stressful, he got out a video even when he was busy but he should be better soon

[@whatakilljoy8576]

“LeVine” It should be “LeMeme”

[@afangforapples]

Haha good thing Vine is dead now...

[@idontknow-fx2mz]

james you are amazing. currently in the middle of yet another breakdown and you never fail to make me smile. thank you so much x

[@minikipp8549]

Hope things get better random internet stranger 😊

[@samanthadinkel1223]

Whenever you're having a bob ross breakdown remember to come watch James :)

[@idontknow-fx2mz]

Emma Kippax thank you

[@idontknow-fx2mz]

Pikachu lover26 aha i think i’m gonna :)

[@kbat942]

Just got some bad news so having a breakdown myself currently, really glad I at least had this in the backround. Hope your day(s) get better x

[@reaganwinter4285]

i love how james said that we wont want to see another person or the light of day and cut to now where we're stuck in quarantine

[@a.i5233]

0:07 if only he knew

[@heather-wh2nq]

Last time I was this early bisexuals existed

[@thatvirginclaire2477]

And Olivia McFlurry was a decent human being long long, ago

[@elliecantsosialise685]

i don’t exist

[@eggcustarddd]

Ravenclaw Writes that's right kids bisexuals dont exist!! they were wiped out by a plague!

[@less._.7066]

@The Orange Watermelon unlucky m8, start a gofundme

[@innateclue]

Imalexx who?

[@angela-ch7xk]

Update: Unfortunately Vincent has gone from posting 2 memes an hour to posting 2 memes a day:(

[@speedy123go1]

angela nooooooo..... why is world so cold

[@angela-ch7xk]

Maddy Cruz ikr!!😤😔

[@hennegivensunday]

Well I guess there's only one thing to say. I'm 14 and this is deep 😔 (goodbye Vince my meme king you will be missed)

[@alonatolbert2882]

"There is more to life than just Facebook" James: Wrong! LOL

[@exquaze3785]

"There's more to life than facebook." *proceeds to make Twitter account*

[@dambam3842]

Happy James day, last one of 2019 FeelsBadMan

[@minikipp8549]

We won’t have another till next decade

[@rieslynnbernier4541]

Emma Kippax that’s deep

[@DeepaKrishnanS]

Juan Cortez Muro fuck off mate

[@mohothehobo1877]

I ruined your 69 likes 😆

[@thatonesnitch5451]

I read the title and immediately thought "who doesn't?"

[@spinalcord9461]

Copied

[@fiorellagonzalez-rico8206]

2:43 “Please stop sending me Pepe the Freog meme-“ 😂😂⚰️

[@jj.franklin5357]

When I go to war I’m not going to bring a gun I’m going to bring a phone This man has inspired me

[@elijaht3127]

Why didn’t I find this man sooner 😂 😂😂

[@TheKing-bb3jt]

Elijah T 😂

[@minikipp8549]

KZbin doesn’t care about it viewers and wanted you to remain in a state of lost depression

[@cobymccarthy1088]

@@kaelyn7580 lucky bastard I want him to be my dad.

[@joerichards8019]

Is James okay? He seems kinda quiet or bothered :(

[@freyasimpson6516]

Christmas can be a stressful time for some people

[@samanthadinkel1223]

He's on that chistmas grind

[@calcha1274]

He has pinkeye

[@DeepaKrishnanS]

Juan Cortez Muro goddamnit just fuck off you spammer

[@finnmontgomery6504]

“Laughing at your own dads memes, kick him out of the house” Wait... isn’t that the point... you know to laugh at them

[@virtualmorgue]

No like mocking them

[@-OH_]

0:14 James predicted most of 2020

[@eddmn7510]

27th of December has been announced as “JAMES DAY” apparently. Who needs Christmas?

[@elsierose2303]

Edward Nielsen every friday is now james day?

[@rocks8610]

On james day We adopt his english accent and speak with James’ high levels of sarcasm

[@urgay9102]

nah its every friday

[@eddmn7510]

Oh I’m just trying to be funny ngl 😂

[@BlakeGeometrio]

This is the last James Day of the decade. 😢

[@ryderlead]

i’ve moved into my living room to avoid my family who are upstairs 🥰

[@minikipp8549]

Kya is fine I’ve moved to my bedroom to avoid my family who are downstairs in the living room 😂

[@truelyme0]

My dad, me, and brother moving upstairs avoiding families conversation

[@Emily-fd5gt]

"not seeing another human or the light of day for the next year" that didn't age well James 😂

[@molly-bd2lo]

0:10 "youre probably looking forward to returning to your cave, and not seeing the light of day or another human for a year" well...

[@firebolt6204]

"there is more to life then memes" are flipping joking m8

[@wolfbad512]

Nobody : James: doesn't know what a meme war is and makes fun of it

[@elliotnyman9011]

“You’ve been with your relatives for far too many days, and you just want to crawl back to your cave.” I felt that. I didn’t leave my room for seven hours strait yesterday.

[@v-mouse]

I'm still with my family... help!

[@lol-jz1dp]

I haven’t left my house in a month

[@YurinanAcquiline]

Just seven hours straight? Peasant.

[@maxswaggaming4215]

Neon Clover exactly what I was thinking

[@nvnax]

Normal England people: cinemA James: cinimahhhahhh

[@waggers10000]

Me: oh it’s my birthday James: Happy James day

[@v-mouse]

Sorry man...

[@CarlyJ]

Happy belated Will day to you mate.

[@frbcsbmegapageaweseome5091]

I heard my brother shout “A pigeon is chasing me”

[@havocspiral]

FRB & CSB MEGA PAGE AWESEOME leave him

[@gachaexa]

Theres no saving him now

[@cobymccarthy1088]

The pidgeons have consumed him....run.

[@dollykumo2959]

@@cobymccarthy1088 tintintintintinti ... Run . TANANANATANATANANANAAN

[@nou5985]

His addiction to memes is just him trying to prove to us that he's no boomer His efforts have gone to waste

[@oatmeal_reads]

0:15 oh, little did he know....

[@mikado40]

BAHAHAHAHAHA JAMES’ AMERICAN ACCENT I CANT BREATHE

[@ememem8718]

THIS MAN LIVES LIKE AN HOUR AWAY FROM ME VINDOG PLEASE MAIL ME MEMES

[@ineza2425]

😭😭😭🖐️

[@squishyrock5361]

5:55 Basically what he's saying is *"You know we had to do it to em"*

[@lisaballico]

I’m a grandmother with an iPad lol. Made me laugh James, made me laugh x

[@annabellefletcher881]

Meme war I’m 100% here for that

[@broomy143]

“I’d like you all to turn the volume off and pause everything for a sec“ *I’m still sat here with my video on silent and paused*

[@TheAlbaniaGaming]

1:08 "Kids" born after 2001..we aint kids nomore, soon we becoming 19.

[@pasisidjsodxoxkx8367]

I was born 2015

[@pasisidjsodxoxkx8367]

You’ll be able to buy booze by yourself next year! Cool

[@Glogirl4lfe]

Kids:Bye dad I’m going with mom Dad:tried to beat meme war

[@laughingzombies4938]

Me : turns the volume off. James: keeps talking. Me: 👁👁

[@microwavablemeal4204]

0:13 Hits different now James 😔

[@Agusai89]

Watching intro in the middle of the May makes me so laugh so hard right now...

[@mollyemms1937]

James: I wish I had a dad that posted 50 times a day Me: whats a dad?

[@RM-bc1ds]

0:15 James predicting the future

[@sageb3026]

James: you’ve probably had enough of your family and have returned to your cave Me hiding in my room: I feel personally attacked

[@sighofdismae]

"not see another human being for the next year" hits different now

[@basil116]

The intro was foreshadowing to isolation

[@manomanhudo9467]

*me after remembering my own dad* "Hey, I've seen this one"

[@caitystrydom3594]

Vincent's wife: Take out the trash!!! Vincent: uno reverse card

[@anonymityneeded]

no u

[@throbertzombie]

0:14 James predicted quarentine lol.

[@uh1564]

Love how I literally get a Facebook ad right before the video even starts

[@Miriam-gi4rs]

I wait for JamesDay more than I wait for my dad to return from the store with the milk

[@FACSERS]

Mirella B. Same brother

[@jexikavindictive]

I actually went to his fb and he seems like a nice guy.

[@hanacat]

james finally reached 1 mil subscribers before the end of the year... congrats I LOVE U

[@ghoulatypical3173]

3:27 as a 19 year old who is stubborn and refuses to wear her reading glasses *I feel attacked*

[@szasophiaa]

I feel like his wife would say “Vince I want a divorce” and he’ll just *aggressively dab*

[@noodle2891]

That intro hits different in quarantine

[@YayMiko]

“Insert them into me rectally” 😂

[@B4MB1B1N0]

This is definitely one of my favourite videos from you, dude. You’re hilarious

[@jacobholland7314]

"close your eyes and just listen out" Ummm I'm on the toilet this is weird...

[@anotherrandomcat6813]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact his last name is LeVINE

[@AdditionalJargon52]

Love you James! I hope you had a good Christmas too and have a Happy New Year 🎉

[@linaschiedt2465]

Omg.....this is legit my favourite video from you 🤣🤣🤣

[@janep1072]

the intro hits different in quarantine

[@EHc0325]

“There’s more to life than just Facebook” *W R O N G* (10:30)

[@aceybee943]

this video was gold, keep up the good work x

[@kerokero3300]

Vincent: “meme fight” Captions: “ *m e a t b a l l* “