This TikToker is pretending to be me...

[@real_lampcap]

If he's not trilingual then he doesn't matter.

[@Yodawes]

But what if..... he is quadrilingual😨😨😨

[@HarriWasHere]

he’s 5lingual

[@ragingoverwatch3052]

Lmaoo

[@crystalrose3400]

Amen

[@nevaehmarie7800]

He’s gushy

[@emermcneill257]

He never admitted to being trilingual in every video, he will never be James.

[@0verb0red94]

@@AxxLAfriku 🤫

[@ndogg6752]

@@AxxLAfriku WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING, MMMMMMMMM OH MY GAWD STOP ALWAYS LYING TO ME!!! you scare me

[@champ1159]

@@ndogg6752 he scares me as well

[@dawnstarlily]

@@AxxLAfriku I've seen you everywhere and I'm scared ;w;

[@lilyhargreeves4374]

@@AxxLAfriku who are you And wtf are you on abou5

[@cloud6404]

the only way we can tell it’s not James is because he doesn’t have hazel eyes with golden flecks

[@emily3]

I was looking for this comment 😤😂

[@Alex-he5pj]

I came here to comment that but I knew in my heart of hearts it had already been done

[@callmeperseus]

and James is trilingual

[@kira_chilala5216]

And he's not bilingual

[@cloud6404]

@@callmeperseus wait is he? i’ve never heard him mention that before ???!!!! 😀

[@addieee1194]

Lmao I just love how James blurred his feet. He's smart. He wouldn't show his feet unless it was for only fans

[@shadypogo4880]

@Egg praise

[@S_R_S08]

I’m sad

[@King-yg5zo]

Stop the cap

[@luvvenders]

Only feets 🦶🦶

[@tradutorajuliana]

why do people love feet so much?

[@RolyWestYT]

I see you’re worried about ending up on wikifeet 😆

[@docjsh6973]

Cool

[@musapusa7675]

I love you Roly 😌

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Hey there! Going to catch you on your videos for the week right after this. Also, I worry about this too, but only because..ya never know when ya might wanna open a feet only fans account 😂 (no but like...is wikifeet actually a thing? 😬)

[@shitty_glasses5586]

@@TheKatarinaGiselle yes, wikifeet is a real thing, go look it up.

[@samd5843]

rolyyyyy!! :)) i love uuu

[@Thiccreesescups]

That person could never be James he’s not even trilingual!

[@chi2153]

Preaaccchhhhh!

[@nxahsvidz]

FOR REAL

[@LelynnsSquirrels]

🔥

[@user-tz8gi7rl1r]

More evidence that proves it is that he doesn’t mention it every video

[@spikyeyelashes5890]

or golden flecks in his eyes

[@wendysfry]

james marriott having an identity crisis for 11 minutes straight

[@shirazzilberg]

☠️☠️☠️

[@yotoontok7436]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2Lcq6Kfiq56fdU

[@Mulch-Muncher]

@@yotoontok7436 ok

[@messedup8408]

Lol yea

[@frostyyy358]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3uzoH58etqboKM

[@thebreadcatcher7107]

As a Mexican, I appreciate James correcting his pronunciation of tortilla

[@brynn3310]

As a non Mexican I also appreciate it 😂😬

[@alec2979]

As a hispanic i felt finally satisfied for the first time in my life

[@imghost3032]

I think people only pronounce it wrong to get on people's nerves, you know what they say "the wrong way is funner to say."

[@rachelglenn4821]

Yeah but he fucked up Doppelgänger so it's kinda back to 0 again

[@ChampiChar_23]

I was totally shocked about the prenounciation of Boursin, and right after James commented on 'tortilla' 😂

[@livelaughliax]

James is trilingual, has blurred feet, his eyes are hazel with golden flecks AND he drinks oat milk??? fuck that's hot

[@ALittleBirdieToldMe]

I hate how deeply you described his eyes

[@ceciliaxx]

it's the blurred feet for me ~

[@mmoonacity]

@@ALittleBirdieToldMe it's his personality

[@ibuprofen-noodles]

AND he is tall

[@ashleya1170]

@@ibuprofen-noodles WAIT he’s tall i always imaged him kinda short

[@auntiesullivan279]

“I can throw it back better than horrible histories,” - Jimbo Mazza 2020

[@tillytiger5041]

i died

[@lizenguin]

I lived

[@lizenguin]

I Descended

[@4lither]

i cried

[@surelizzy2626]

I left

[@elliQaz]

Honestly he doesn't look that much like you, and he's not trilingual, he can never be a James Marriott!

[@medium.kahuna]

He looks nothing like James, he doesn't even have golden flecks in his eyes.

[@echsemia]

@@medium.kahuna He's not 1/16th indigenous canadian either. He could never be James

[@fairytal3bandit]

that man isnt a jame

[@frostyyy358]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3uzoH58etqboKM

[@thatveganchick668]

@@medium.kahuna Nice one!

[@LennysaurusB]

James blurring out his feet cause he don't give it out for free. Iconic.

[@nointernet2649]

Imagine you wake up to have a double

[@chi2153]

I'd go back to sleep-

[@louisegoldsmith1038]

I only have a double chin 😂 I am sorry that was unoriginal

[@somethingidkmann]

Lol

[@kellywelly36]

I’d feel bad for them 😂😂

[@nannimccheese]

@@chi2153 😂😂 sleep fixes everything

[@Brightnight16]

Swamp Son can't be James because he doesn't say he's trilingual in every video

[@awoozypedestrian6438]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS SKSNESJUDMD

[@mommyjsudksbxmsx]

He’s just you with a longer face- like-

[@S7_atus]

Finally someone says that

[@merry1633]

His chin is just 📏 a bit chonk

[@tabby234]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT JAMES’ CENSORED FEET-

[@raizensamson6723]

We haven't paid for it, of course its censored

[@clownjuice4617]

too socks nee

[@finley7986]

@@raizensamson6723 where can we pay for it then 😳

[@yourlocalasshole352]

For us toe succers 😞

[@k.c4178]

@@microwavebrain1035 I bet you have chicken feet

[@elizeyt]

eleven minutes of James feeling uncomfortable with the fact that this man is the antidote to his main character syndrome

[@siennasamuel]

Underrated comment.

[@joeymulvaney3398]

Lol

[@feyo3781]

the thousandth like

[@alexisjordan9055]

"Don't worry every James Marriott viewer out there, you are so much worse than swamp.son's audience." Thank you James, I really needed that 🥺

[@JazzManhattan]

The way he censored his feet is genius. Protect yourself James.

[@mrshankinson5327]

he looks like someone took james and stretched him vertically

[@mcdenny05]

plot twist: you're the one that's pretending to be him

[@nxahsvidz]

👁️👄👁️

[@kamor4261]

👁👄👁

[@ruiaram]

O h-

[@SugaryLove15]

👁👄👁

[@ilovewomenpleasepegmemaam692]

👁👄👁

[@BluesDank]

nice hoodie

[@Fattipotato79]

Ikr it's amazing

[@liamsmith6628]

blues wank blues flank

[@tyrellwharfewharfe4387]

@@liamsmith6628 blues clues

[@livthomas2456]

yes

[@wamoou353]

bluesthank

[@RyanJonYouTube]

Swamp.Son Clearly Isn't James Because - He Doesn't Hate the Poor He isn't trilingual He didn't release several bangers such as slow down and him He isn't part of the best KZbin group out there aka the eboys He hasn't had numerous podcasts with imallexx He doesn't have hazel eyes with gold flecks He isn't a tory He isn't 1/8th indigenous canadian

[@Dragonheir___]

alright ryan

[@guiltyavocado]

he doesn’t have golden specks

[@brynn3310]

@@Dragonheir___ lol why is this comment so funny

[@brynn3310]

@@guiltyavocado neither of them have golden specks, they have golden FLECKS. Two extremely diverse things.

[@crystal8824]

alright brynn

[@vlouiz6686]

Who’s James Marriott and why is he pretending to be swamp.son?

[@dandy8581]

ikr what a hacker

[@vioblion2053]

I hope you guys are joking...

[@ormille2519]

@@vioblion2053 they are lol

[@vlouiz6686]

@@vioblion2053 What do you mean?

[@kimngan6042]

Swamp.son is copying James Marriott, BRUH. Your joking wright?

[@febefox5930]

The fart jokes weren’t funny at first, but after like four I was laughing and I hate it

[@nuufles1803]

Same...I don’t know why? It’s a fart joke...I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

[@skylarmartin4247]

@@nuufles1803 same I'm dying and I've never found them funny.

[@acid-angel]

fart jokes making a comeback love it

[@lornakaye9994]

Fart jokes are hilarious and im tired of pretending their not

[@RiverStiix]

i guess im the only 1 who didnt laugh then lol.

[@ogkubzscouter743]

He’s trilingual, Saying it for him just incase

[@nxahsvidz]

lool

[@tylerhackner9731]

There we go 👏

[@-.-.-.-.-.]

He said it don't worry

[@Endwidgeon]

i can confirm, we’ve all been spamming “james marriott is not happy” in his comments section

[@TK-to2nl]

Mina is a James Marriott fan wtf

[@human-wf5gc]

Oi thanks

[@nothinggood]

ah, i wasn’t able to check. thanks mina

[@guacamoleontoast4591]

Bless mina

[@caffeinatedarsonist1085]

Good to know mina is a fellow james marriott fan

[@rufflesmyfeathersuwu1547]

Not even 20 seconds in and already got mentioned as "german sausage"

[@willowhastings9378]

Me: Can we get swamp.son? Mum: We have swamp.son at home. Swamp.son at home: James Marriot

[@mudpip]

Me: Can we get James Marriott? Mum: We have James Marriott at home James Marriott at home: Swamp.Son Edit: Copied but I put a uno reverse card on it

[@makemyearfquake]

Yesssssss uno reverse card

[@user-br5gs5bg1t]

@@mudpip ah yes the right one

[@mudpip]

g yep

[@eddiefenton6309]

"Why does my one have to be the literal embodiment of shit" "There are no mistakes" -Master Oogway

[@betzaben.3021]

Psh, he’s not even trilingual like our mans here

[@sjkm6257]

U have destroyed his entire career

[@krk6216]

To be honest I don’t think he looks that much like James....

[@sjkm6257]

@@krk6216 ya he doesnt

[@betzaben.3021]

@@krk6216 I agree with that

[@littleoranges1102]

"I'd love to have myself a meaty doppelganger" 😂 bruh me too

[@jk2000jk]

Bruh me too😏

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach3186]

🧐🤨

[@Green-3c34y65vrbu]

James: calls his audience the scum of the earth and says that they like it Me: I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything within me

[@SleepySlut]

It's too late for me 😏

[@jazzy6350]

"It looks like a cursed pancake" -James Marriott 2020

[@mirih4239]

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR

[@FadedDaWolfgaming]

Aye a human of culture

[@doloresmendoza3027]

Ayyyy

[@calais9372]

The fact that I was just watching the office

[@mortysmith6090]

Oh ho ho ho...

[@aynazi3917]

Beets bears Battlestar Galactica

[@maevebeell4073]

Aternative title: trilingual man gets beard stolen

[@fullmetaltheorist]

"Clout chasing is a disease." Some wise guy on KZbin.

[@Cosmo-ye7em]

“Clout chasing is a disease” - Ethan Klein “H3H3Productions

[@oliviaroland4230]

“His content is accessible for everyone who thinks he’s me” I’m dead 😂

[@Care_oline]

not me smiling and saying “thank you” when James said we’re worse than swamp son’s audience :’)

[@Bruhrave]

Watching this while eating breakfast is...an experience

[@ashleatempest8123]

He may not be able to say "tortilla" but I suppose it could be worse, he could think that tortilla is made from potatoes

[@Freddielong88]

iT iS tHoUgH ?!

[@aithusa8093]

since wine is made from grapes and vodka is made from potatoes, does that make potato tortillas vodka slices?

[@Panzerspatzi]

Tortilla is not just the name for the Mexican flat wheat or cornflour thingies you fill with stuff. In Spain a tortilla is basically an omelette with eggs, potato and onions. 😉

[@aithusa8093]

@@Panzerspatzi ohh, funkie! thats cool to know

[@aithusa8093]

@DIEGO TREVIÑO PEREZ isnt that a type of dog?

[@contemporaryenglishversion4621]

I don’t appreciate that James blurred his foot so we can’t get any feet pictures :(

[@strawbunnymilk81]

That's premium content. You have to pay for that.

[@loop5720]

@@strawbunnymilk81 not even premium can see it, you gotta need premium titanium diamond spider silk membership

[@everyoneisgayintheirownway]

@@loop5720 no you have to have modon butter and this you need that.

[@silverhands2417]

James: *disses horrible histories My childhood: and now, you’ve officially taken it too far buddy

[@genericname8727]

Was that a diss?

[@idaniellane]

James I am so sorry, but I really laughed out loud at the fart jokes.

[@heythereitsme4787]

oof yikes fart jokes???

[@no5662]

James having a Bob Ross breakdown for 11 minutes straight.

[@tillybrown2737]

Oh I didnt know swamp son had a youtube account

[@grossitsjeremy]

his humor is just the embodiment of that really bad butt/fart joke in asdf movie

[@hi-pn1pe]

JAMES MARRIOTT IS NOT HAPPY Oh wait wrong person 😂

[@karinarazor6306]

Underrated comment :))

[@fakelilpeep]

James being genuinely mad at this guy kills me

[@frozensoulgem1545]

11 minutes of James being conditioned to enjoy fart humor.

[@treemosss7667]

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

[@vanille4397]

Plot twist: swamp.son is actually James Marriott

[@really.obvious.commenter4343]

Who’s older, this will determine the wisdom, and who looks like who.

[@saladglove]

You don't understand, swamp.son's fart jokes hit different when your scrolling through tiktok and get one of those vids at 3 am.

[@no.4994]

Imagine your doppelganger having more followers than you

[@theresidentialrat]

*the reason why he’s getting so worked up about this other guy is because he’s James’s long lost twin-*

[@bronteyeet6226]

‘I’ve had the bean meme for years’ Declan McKenna: 👁👄👁

[@martynachrzanowska6331]

I did not expect this comment on this video but I'm more than thankful

[@lavanyaverma1194]

James: _the day I lost my identity_

[@tavarckz]

he’s the definition of straight boy humor

[@hayleyhenke5141]

James we know that’s your account. Just admit it. We’re worried about you.

[@bigsexy1237]

This guy kinda looks like my fav tik toker “swamp.son”

[@dyrir1987]

that's because he's the real one not swamp.son

[@EgirlBuni]

@@dyrir1987 r/woooooosh

[@nano2.038]

@@EgirlBuni lmaooo

[@luvlyselah]

@@dyrir1987 @youdidntgetthejoke

[@lily.e7244]

"I reckon that fibre is something you need in your diet" James spitting straight FACS

[@alexwaashere]

Had no idea swamp had a youtube, thats cool

[@poppymay4255]

“i can throw it back better than horrible histories” well i was expecting addison rae but okay?

[@maximostacos5193]

2020 Febuary: Logan Paul vs. KSI 2020 November: James Marriott vs. Swap

[@kass_G59]

Wow, hello, I didn’t know you had a TikTok.

[@xxmyharturhandzxx]

the three musketeers 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

[@kass_G59]

@@xxmyharturhandzxx 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@kadynarmstrong2712]

You know you made it when someone pretends to be you

[@Bat_fan-1]

Yeah I feel ya Had this happen to me 4 times, I'm starting to think I have clones I'm unaware of

[@gummygoo2]

"I can throw it back better than Horrible fuckin Histories" bro that one hit hard

[@habibakasrawy]

Honestly James blurring his foot is a big relatable mood

[@zeroseventhreezero]

He seems like the kind of person that posted Bart Simpson edits on their story with "I'm fine 💔😭" when he was in year seven

[@jennamallow]

"One of the 4 people who watched the Camp Cast" ngl that one stung a little

[@sakamoto4343]

His tiktoks made me laugh wayy harder than i should've.... im embarrassed

[@cerealonmytoast5812]

james sighing for the eighth time as a result of the toilet jokes me: * laughs uncontrollably * for the eighth time as a result of toilet jokes

[@account_advanced]

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

[@jennasamantha2008]

.

[@thecrimsongeek5282]

💓

[@UndyingDogs]

funny when

[@larrytc5455]

:0

[@iregertnothing28]

I want to ascend

[@DarkRubberDucky]

He looks like the Russian Wish dot com knock off of you.

[@kellanbellchamber6430]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery james, the universe just knows you're that awesome and created a james-clone🤷🏻

[@vzxlid]

Love the part where James tries doing a split and censors his feet lmaoo

[@rachelhoerle9817]

i follow him for his ushy gushy dances he’s done it under water and i was impressed

[@bunchesof]

when you’ve watched this guy on tiktok for ages but never seen the resemblance

[@choco2480]

“Meaty Doppelgänger” -James Marriott, 2020

[@heather9206]

I personally think he does not look like you lol. Just has dark hair and a beard but like nothing else.

[@bunille]

Yeah lmao it's probs just a running joke

[@ranger7664]

I kind of feel bad for swamp.son

[@eeee7804]

@@ranger7664 i feel bad for James his lookalike is 20+ making Poop haha funny jokes

[@puffin-talks-alot]

Jacksepticeye has Antisepticeye Markiplier has Darkiplier James Marriott has Swamp son

[@jolie6185]

3:40 James: I'm trilingual. *proceeds to say tortilla with an Italian accent*

[@kiddosstarkraving5600]

Waiting for some uncultured swines to ask what Horrible Histories is.

[@brockcotterill]

i know right, when he said that i got flash backs to the good old times.

[@hokolchris8815]

If ur not British u don't know what horrible histories id

[@hokolchris8815]

It's a historical funny program on telly

[@brockcotterill]

@@hokolchris8815 its a shame really that people will miss out on this amazing piece of art.

[@mistymere]

​@@hokolchris8815 Well I'm from California and I know what it is, but that's probably because I was homeschooled lol

[@blackdot7510]

Weird seeing swamp son reacting to himself

[@closetedcactus5533]

I dont know how many videos i commented on saying: "James marriott is not happy"

[@mo_618]

Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

[@Flora-zi1mq]

am i the only one who doesn’t have tiktok and is a stranger to all this👁👄👁

[@yugiamane4136]

@@abigailthomas6386 oh it does- I’m sure they only use it cuz others do

[@kreativeyousername]

@@abigailthomas6386 i've been using it before tiktok even existed

[@EgirlBuni]

@@kreativeyousername same with my bsf

[@blingblongyouropinioniswro921]

@@abigailthomas6386 even if it did, it appeared on literally every social media for a long time xD its like saying oh u like/know the wojak memes? you must have been on 4chan

[@edz4prez204]

@@abigailthomas6386 it didn't originate from tiktok it became famous on tiktok because people used it alot on there

[@wastemylifehere9988]

the fact that james insulting me is the highlight of my day says a lot about how lockdown's going.

[@chuues]

i like how james censored out his foot LMAO yo james send feet pics!11!!1!1!!111!1

[@YumYumAlyArt]

me: *sees video* also me: ...... again, me: *Sips Trilingual British Tea*

[@simonewarner2949]

I can throw it back harder than Horrible Histories 😭🤣 Brilliant

[@avathegsd8481]

I can throw it back harder than Horrible Histories, okay - The most British hype line ever

[@ydxa7188]

by the way guys, he’s trilingual

[@hngmn]

it was just posted how yall disliking already tf

[@duckphobia4724]

james missed a change to show us how he throws it back, MOVE THE CHAIR JAMES

[@keramie]

James, you have another doppelganger. He lives in Kentucky and I hooked up with him a couple years ago 😂

[@demonfish7146]

Are you sure...he's not the real one?

[@AlexSmith-qw3nl]

JEEEZ 😭😭 did you call him James tho

[@badeggontheyoutubes]

*My therapist:* Walmart James Marriott isn’t real, he can’t hurt you *Walmart James Marriott:*

[@evehusband439]

6:15 when he said Horrible Histories I litterally went 😯😲😀