“I paid my taxes over a year ago” is such a brilliant line
@develynseether4426 Жыл бұрын
I've never filed my taxes
@rtozier2011 Жыл бұрын
@@develynseether4426 Quiet, you don't know how big this Internet is! It goes all the way to the president!
@Carl_McMelvin Жыл бұрын
No, it’s not.
@rtozier2011 Жыл бұрын
@@Carl_McMelvin Disregard
@jaystrickland4151 Жыл бұрын
I say that every year.
@SammyBone3 жыл бұрын
I love that Otto continues to wait on line after he finds out it’s NOT for Metallica.
@a_donut3 жыл бұрын
He’s like an NPC in a video game where they just go back to what they were doing
@rosecitystud19083 жыл бұрын
He was convinced everyone else was wrong
@a_donut3 жыл бұрын
@@rosecitystud1908 Otto: Man...am I so out of touch? Nah, it’s the taxpayers who are wrong.
@tcorourke20073 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it would have been even funnier if Brockman had posed that question.
@dakotastein94993 жыл бұрын
That's a pothead for you.. But a better question...is why snake was there.
@Andyp122 жыл бұрын
Ned not putting in the ink as a business expense because he personally enjoys the smell is just brilliant.
@coolidgedollar21542 жыл бұрын
...Not to mention adding that he'd better not "risk" it, implying he thinks it possible the government could find out AND nail him for tax purposes for enjoying the smell. These 212 seconds contain about 100 grade-A jokes.
@NazriB2 жыл бұрын
Lies again? Serie A Leader Income Tax
@SpikeTheWolf Жыл бұрын
I don't get the joke. I'm sorry me not smart.
@dannysh4418 Жыл бұрын
@@SpikeTheWolf Let me see if i can explain it. Ned bought the ink to use in his store, so he can put it down in his taxes as a business expense. By doing so, he's essentially saying to the government, "look, i had to spend some money to run my business, which reduces my net profit, so i don't need to pay as much in taxes." That's perfectly fine. But, if Ned were to claim that something was a business expense when in reality it wasn't, like a car that he bought for his wife, that would be fraudulent and would get him in trouble with the IRS. Ned says that he enjoys the smell of cash register ink, so even thought he bought it for his business, he believes it could be considered a personal expense, which would mean he doesn't get to claim it as a business expense. He says "better not risk it" and files the ink as a personal expense instead, because he believes it's better to pay slightly more in taxes than to get in trouble with the IRS. The joke is that of course the ink is a business expense, but Ned doesn't want to take the chance in case the fact that he enjoys the smell classifies the ink as a personal expense. Hope that clears it up
@Lucky-ih9gf Жыл бұрын
Well, he better not risk it
@spacepluto3 жыл бұрын
Marge is awfully calm for someone who's watching her husband not realize his taxes werent done, and then committing tax fraud right in front of her
@emberfist83473 жыл бұрын
She has lived with Homer for so long this is normal.
@derossetmyers473 жыл бұрын
@@emberfist8347 Yeah, she's probably used to his bullshit by now.
@Winteramen3 жыл бұрын
If he can't hear you, it's not illegal
@springerworks0023 жыл бұрын
Tax is fruad, so there is no way of doing taxes without committing fruad.
@dannygjk3 жыл бұрын
She just wants Homer to get his taxes done on time even if he cheats on his taxes so be it. 😂
@Distanc33 жыл бұрын
“Because I’m an idiot. Happy?” Best line ever.
@Scarfy3973 жыл бұрын
You can feel the workplace tension in that line. Kent knows what he's doing by interviewing Krusty.
@Red-Hood3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@JamesTrifolium3 жыл бұрын
At this point, everything said in the Simpsons before 2010 is the best line ever.
@tcorourke20073 жыл бұрын
No. Mildly funny at best. However: "I paid my taxes over a year ago" is one for the ages.
@tambert38973 жыл бұрын
Most people during tax season
@EGLEWRRR3 жыл бұрын
I must say that every so often, I revisit this video. There's something very calming and satisfying about watching Ned Flanders do his taxes properly and well in advance, and serves as a constant pleasant reminder for me not to procrastinate.
@bencousins73112 жыл бұрын
straight facts
@Cookieboy702 жыл бұрын
I watch it every January and it immediately puts me in a tax preparation mood.
@themachoechidnaugandarandy75832 жыл бұрын
I always do my taxes as soon as possible. But I am always told to do it like 1 month before the deadline.
@johnblack86552 жыл бұрын
Oke-ily doke-ily!!!
@gorginhanson2 жыл бұрын
But he was in a big rush anyhow
@latenightlogic4 жыл бұрын
‘No, just mailing out death certificates for holiday related fatalities’ - one of the great underrated lines of the show.
@waeb3 жыл бұрын
"...heh heh."
@monsieurcondottiero26853 жыл бұрын
Dr Hibberts laugh really seals every line he says 😂
@adreamingwolf3 жыл бұрын
gang of ppl really die on new years lol
@HocusPocusAlimagocus3 жыл бұрын
And then at 1:25 Dr. Hibbert is thinking back to that day and realizing he should have followed Ned’s advice…
@toxicwar3 жыл бұрын
17 year's later. OHHHHH i get it. LMAO
@reymicroc4 жыл бұрын
Flanders' diligence for taxes makes me feel interested
@gnarlynicholasreviews4 жыл бұрын
Makes me want to get my shit together.
@truefailure63593 жыл бұрын
If only we could all have our shit together like Flanders
@olipuss4023 жыл бұрын
I did my taxes on midnight last year lmao
@amoral_minority3 жыл бұрын
Flanders is a psychopath
@rhyssanders91223 жыл бұрын
Well, I definitely do have some interest building up on things, so to speak
@davidschaftenaar65302 жыл бұрын
I love how even though he's as early as he could possibly be, he still RUNS to the postbox.
@theshlauf Жыл бұрын
And he adds on a whole sheet of stamps, just to make sure he has sufficient postage.
@sdd1018 Жыл бұрын
He’s going for an any% World record
@NyQuilDonut Жыл бұрын
@@sdd1018I want this to be a real challenge now.
@ralphintheshadowrealm70023 жыл бұрын
Dr. Frink being able to feel math seems like a superpower in a hero for the Justice League’s D-tier squad
@AriShinato3 жыл бұрын
Hey I bet even the justice league needs an accountant
@tcorourke20073 жыл бұрын
Yet he's still filing his taxes at 11PM on April 15.
@manlymcstud85883 жыл бұрын
more of a suicide squad member....
@nicbentulan3 жыл бұрын
@@tcorourke2007 OMG!!!!
@tcorourke20073 жыл бұрын
@@nicbentulan IF you like that, here's another one: The Sea Captain is not a pirate...
@Deahtnote953 жыл бұрын
"If I dont hear you, its not illegal" catches me every time haha
@Tumbleflop3 жыл бұрын
Underrated line
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
whyd you have to go and make things so complicated? i see the way youre acting like youre somebody else. gets me frustrated. simply admit that i am the funniest and greatest and sm*rtest and coolest and strongest yout*ber of all time! admit it, dear sr
@rock3tcatU2333 жыл бұрын
It's actually true.
@jcrowley19852 жыл бұрын
Hilary and her email
@51OAKLANDER5102 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku do you want me to repeat that?
@bluelightstudios6191 Жыл бұрын
as a kid, I always thought flanders was lame, but as an adult I both envy and respect his attitude to things and work ethic. they hurt him so bad in the later seasons.
@FSquid Жыл бұрын
Also, he has a huge cock
@maelkew3337 Жыл бұрын
what they do to flanders now i havent seen the Sampsons in a very long time
@sudanemamimikiki1527 Жыл бұрын
@@maelkew3337 Flanderization. It's a trope named after ned. used when a character has a singular trait exaggerated out of proportion to a point they no longer even resemble their original characterization anymore
@maelkew3337 Жыл бұрын
@@sudanemamimikiki1527 thanks for the info
@ashland6562 Жыл бұрын
@@sudanemamimikiki1527so every character now?
@Jacob-qr8pl3 жыл бұрын
Otto also filed his taxes early and mistakenly found himself at the post office while trying to enjoy his evening.
@Kaiimei3 жыл бұрын
I think it may just be he's so high he doesn't think about taxes, ever.
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on KZbin. So don't feel too bad for me, dear jac
@dominicbofficial3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku We do not care.
@ceu1601933 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku You should rob the bank then, no evidence will be found.
@Nantosuelta3 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling Otto doesn't pay taxes
@samalvey81683 жыл бұрын
"OK, Marge, if anyone asks you require 24-hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people and Bart was wounded in Vietnam!"
@ARedMagicMarker3 жыл бұрын
Cool!
@basicpigeonbee3 жыл бұрын
The joke gets funnier every year we get further from Vietnam
@tOSdude3 жыл бұрын
What I like is Homer had to estimate that they had 9 kids, but immediately did the math to figure out how many people maggie needed to be.
@00_buck_003 жыл бұрын
“If I don’t hear you, it’s not illegal!” -Homer Simpson
@samtheman2643 жыл бұрын
@@tOSdude I like that he's smart enough to figure out how to maximize tax return that quickly
@rosePetrichor2 жыл бұрын
I love classic Ned's character because he wasn't JUST a figure of fun. Despite how ridiculous it looks for him to be doing taxes that early, they still do show that everyone else suffered by leaving it to the last minute. The contrast between him and Homer only works when he is actually an intelligent, upstanding citizen and not just the weird caricature he is now
@dwaugh22152 жыл бұрын
true, Ned does it the first day of the year, home does it the very last minute
@D0NU752 жыл бұрын
I mean "Flanderization" is a trope for a reason. Good ol' innocent but lazy Homer and positive, hard-working Ned aren't going to be a thing ever again
@cybersaiyan9596 Жыл бұрын
@@D0NU75 you could even call it ned flanderization.
@michaelcallisto Жыл бұрын
You can't make Ned a compelling and interesting guy when you as a writer have nothing but contempt for his religious belief structure that makes him so.
@JavierGomezX Жыл бұрын
@@michaelcallistoIndeed. Predisposition and bias are the reason more and more media is increasingly becoming more like mouthpieces for particular beliefs instead of simply portraying life and beauty as it is. People like to point out the hypocrisy of religious people as "proof" the belief system is useless, while ignoring all the positive things it produces. Almost all of the best citizens I have known are all religious people. I am sure that if enough statistical studies were to be made about this, they would reflect the good impact Christianity has on people.
@williambrennan1043 жыл бұрын
That Flanders believes that his tax money goes to people who "just don't feel like working", but actually doesn't mind, tells you everything about his character.
@illuminatiaqi61303 жыл бұрын
No he clearly hates them. Best line in simpsons
@HellqueenRoz3 жыл бұрын
@@illuminatiaqi6130 I initially took that line as "Ah who cares, they can do what they want," but honestly, I could just as easily see it as the classic stereotypical passive-aggressive "nice" person who smiles to your face but judges you behind your back.
@MegaMinecraft9013 жыл бұрын
@@HellqueenRoz Ned probably has some repressed anger toward them but he’s also a genuinely nice person most of the time. I think it’s probably a bit of both, leaning towards being charitable.
@dogboy09123 жыл бұрын
It does my heart good to con some Class A suckaroonies.
@thekramer10973 жыл бұрын
@@HellqueenRoz He volunteers with the homeless so no, I don't think that's the case
@fearthesting663 жыл бұрын
I have always loved the sound effect when you hear someone run and drive off off screen with that peelout sound it makes everytime they do that lol
@prettypointlessvideo3 жыл бұрын
And how quickly they accelerate lmao
@Nghilifa3 жыл бұрын
@@prettypointlessvideo It was so quick you didn't even hear the engine turn over 🤣
@requiem193 жыл бұрын
That and the sound of running and the front door opening and closing
@chapel663 жыл бұрын
Or the footsteps and the airplane lol
@cassied93273 жыл бұрын
This.
@recursor9469 Жыл бұрын
"Until you're willing to file jointly." Skinner thought about that for a moment.
@tjokolat6 ай бұрын
"Is that a new green sweater?"
@matthewh80053 жыл бұрын
“It’s literally the 11th hour, 10pm” I love old simpsons writing.
@Garfie4893 жыл бұрын
Not to be the guy thats not fun at parties - isnt that technically true?
@ruslans20063 жыл бұрын
@@Garfie489 Yeah. It’s exactly like centuries. Like the 1900s are called the 20th century.
@MeesterTweester3 жыл бұрын
12 a.m. would be the next day, so 11 p.m. is the 12th and 10 p.m. is the 11th
@churchether3 жыл бұрын
@@MeesterTweester stop being smart
@XKloosyvv3 жыл бұрын
If 12pm is considered the first hour, 1pm would be the second. 10 pm is the 11th hour lol
@felixfarside12104 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I kind of ended up like Ned. Get the taxes done as early as possible so I don't have to think about them. God forbid I end up in last minute panic.
@reservoir47984 жыл бұрын
Hope I do when I end up doin taxes
@123RADIOactive4 жыл бұрын
@Muddobber McCrablice dad...!!! 😕😕😕😕😕
@0ZeldaFreak3 жыл бұрын
Good thing that I don't need to do taxes. Well for 2020 I needed to do taxes and I did them for 2019 at the same time (when I'm not required to do them, I can wait 3 years to do them). Also it's pretty easy when your income is straight forward, at least here in germany. Just entering some data from your paper or auto fill them, remembering how many days I drove to the office and how far it is. Then including extra expenses where you get more money back and then send it. With the software I buy it's pretty easy and I always got more back then I paid for the software. I don't need to leave my house for that. The only thing where I need to wait is until my boss did the papers and gave it to me.
@tcorourke20073 жыл бұрын
Wake up at 12:01AM January 1st or your slacking!
@kayzeaza3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I do them in the beginning of February every year now
@treman722 Жыл бұрын
"It's literally the 11th hour, 10 PM." I love how in classic Simpsons it was impossible to go more than 5 seconds without a joke. They were just on another level.
@tweer64 Жыл бұрын
The best part is that it's technically correct.
@ajk Жыл бұрын
@@tweer64 The best kind of correct lol
@F88689 Жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@lukefreeman828 Жыл бұрын
@@F88689”11th hour” is an expression similar to “last minute”. It’s funny here because it’s the 11th hour (as it’s about to close)… but the “literally” part complicates it (in a funny way) because 10pm obviously isn’t the 11th hour (which literally would be 11).
@scene2428 Жыл бұрын
@lukefreeman828 When we talk about the 12 hours from Noon to Midnight, 10pm is the start of the 11th hour, just FYI. 12:00pm -> 12:59pm = 1st hour 1:00pm -> 1:59pm = 2nd hour 2:00pm -> 2:59pm = 3rd hour Etc... 10:00pm -> 10:59pm = 11th hour 11:00pm -> 11:59pm = 12th hour 00:00am (midnight) occurs immediately after the 12th hour finishes, and is the start of the 1st hour of the next cycle (midnight to noon). 00:00am -> 00:59am = 1st hour 1:00am -> 1:59am = 2nd hour Etc...
@truefailure63593 жыл бұрын
“Did you see a scary picture in your picture book?” To Homer, words must be the scariest pictures of all.
@dans.70023 жыл бұрын
Like the boogeyman or Boogeymen in the house?
@PeanutButterBean3 жыл бұрын
@@dans.7002 exactly
@nicbentulan3 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!!
@theoneandonly70193 жыл бұрын
No, he views Lisa as a child who'd read a picture book. That's the joke.
@darkense6663 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha when he said that to her I almost cry laughing 😂 talking to her like that knowing how smart and independent she is
@christianzafiroglu67053 жыл бұрын
“Because I’m an idiot. Happy?” is my answer to every “Why?” question my wife asks me. Saves a lot of heartache.
@CesarACastillo3 жыл бұрын
Even when ure right?
@fumanchu47852 жыл бұрын
@@CesarACastillo Especially then!
@themonsterunderyourbed94082 жыл бұрын
I hope you say it sarcastically and not sincerely.
@christianzafiroglu67052 жыл бұрын
@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 Kind of depends on the situation. What can I say? She isn’t always wrong.
@madman2u Жыл бұрын
Divorced yet?
@CrazyMunky842 жыл бұрын
I love how Snake is in line to file his taxes. Like the one crime that he won't commit is tax evasion lol!
@DrButthugger Жыл бұрын
Avoision
@Z_MIB Жыл бұрын
That's how they got Al Capone
@vojtechspinler6363 Жыл бұрын
He is not THAT criminal lol.
@lyinarbaeldeth2456 Жыл бұрын
Not even the Joker crosses the IRS.
@smokesletsgo23748 ай бұрын
Avoision*
@xandercrews47293 жыл бұрын
This scared the shit out of me as a kid. I remember worrying that I’d fuck up my taxes as an adult and end up in jail. Didn’t realize back then you could hire people to do your taxes.
@thomaschitham34873 жыл бұрын
Unless the people you hire is like this guy: 2:14 - 2:28.
@martinquetzal53463 жыл бұрын
Dude, that still scared the shit out of me at 27.
@foty86793 жыл бұрын
Does everybody in the US need to file a tax report? Here in Germany you have the right to do so (and many people do because you can get good amount of money back) and at a certain income its mandatory (or if you have a more complex income situtation then it its mandatoy too, like earning money with renting out stuff or just working besides a normal day job in in general)
@MizantropMan3 жыл бұрын
And the unions for people you hire to do it lobby like crazy for the system to never improve so you'd have to keep paying them for doing this shit for you until the inevitable collapse of the country. Legal corruption is fun!
@foty86793 жыл бұрын
@@MizantropMan Here in Germany we have good tax software, the software just asks you questions and guides you through the whole thing. You dont really need an professional you can do everything yourself, except if you have a medium sized business (or bigger, or a complex construct) then you may should get a professional (also its his fault then if he fucks up and so its usually good invested money, and also the amount you spent on the guy is tax deduactable (correct word?) so if you make revenue, litteraly free)
@NeatChill3 жыл бұрын
The irony is: Homer hasn't got time to count 3 children in front of him. But he has got enough time to figure out if he has 9 children he needs to count lisa and bart as 2 people and maggie as 7. Stunning comedy!
@jimhuffman94343 жыл бұрын
Homer mathematics at it's finest
@kazoolordhd65912 жыл бұрын
if lisa counts as a dependent then marge would aswell so he would have 10 dependents
@jimhuffman94342 жыл бұрын
@@kazoolordhd6591 Don't give Homer any ideas!
@MoppleAIt2 жыл бұрын
@@jimhuffman9434 Hello
@JanetStarChild2 жыл бұрын
Nothing ironic about that.
@andyofyork3 жыл бұрын
"Just mailing out death certificates for holiday-related fatalities." What a great line
@sitcomchristian68862 жыл бұрын
It's also true. More people die around the holidays. I used to work for a union and I processed burial benefits for members. I got so many requests in the winter months. It was pretty sad, tbh.
@anthonybanchero3072 Жыл бұрын
He waited until April 15th on his taxes too. He’s in the line at 1:27 .
@homerthompson87303 жыл бұрын
"Listen up people, the harder you push the faster we all get out of here..." oh that Wiggum.
@fitybux46644 жыл бұрын
1:48 This was the funniest part. Definitely not a joke. You will feel the wrath of the IRS with compound interest if you mess up, lol.
@andrewshouse98403 жыл бұрын
They came after me for $4 once. I thought "didn't it cost more to mail me than to write it off?"
@brissydiggin52093 жыл бұрын
@@andrewshouse9840 someone I know wasn’t allowed to apply for a home loan because they had a bad debit history- they hadn’t paid a 38 cent thing and had to pay that off first then they finally accepted the home loan
@donellebullock74043 жыл бұрын
Technically the IRS is illegal. As the following points show: 1) The power of the purse, meaning ANYTHING dealing with fiance goes to CONGRESS only. 2) The Fourth amendment says no UNWARRANTED search OR seizure. Meaning they cannot take ANYTHING from you without YOU committing a crime/ the having a warrant. 3) Only The House can make bills/laws involving money. It starts in the House of Representatives to the Senate to be signed, revised, and/or sent back if not passed to the President. Did you also know the US Constitution states it is not only you right, but responsibility to overturn any tyrannical government? Meaning ANY violation of your rights by the government, especially if done to a large extent like now, lets those wanting to stop it can seek to take those out of power by force is a legit option.
@JaredConnell3 жыл бұрын
@UCNE6pYI7GwD8tqJ1TCBQhbw holy shit shut the fuck up. Even if that was correct, which it isn't, it doesn't matter. And even if it did matter, which it doesn't, nobody cares. And even if they did care, which they don't, it's a god damn clip from the Simpsons! Nobody is here for tax advice or whatever the fuck you think you're spewing.
@TheShadowOfZama3 жыл бұрын
@@donellebullock7404 Those institutions have the power to delegate those jobs to others, so no it is not illegal.
@m.a.packer54502 жыл бұрын
I once memorized this entire episode for a final class project (we had to memorize a 20 minute speech, and I asked the teacher if it could be a script. She said yes, and I read the script of this episode every day for a week).
@conhunter7024 Жыл бұрын
How did it go?
@ts9937 Жыл бұрын
My condolences
@cl8804 Жыл бұрын
yurafag
@potato13413 жыл бұрын
"No, no, I felt that! You didn't carry the one you foolish person" Love him or hate him, Frink might've just saved Lenny a visit to federal prison (or getting recruited by the FBI to be a rat)
@moonman2393 жыл бұрын
Nah, he'd just get a call from the IRS. They REALLY don't like sending people to prison over mistakes on a tax form.
@potato13413 жыл бұрын
@@moonman239 fair enough, I forget Homer tried to commit straight up tax fraud in this episode.
@Doc_Fun3 жыл бұрын
@@moonman239 you might get audited though, which is the second-least fun thing the irs can do to you.
@TheUndyingCrystal2 жыл бұрын
@@Doc_Fun better lube up, daddy IRS has its pants off
@virgilherring5812 жыл бұрын
They don't audit over a math error, they just send you a letter saying what the number was supposed to be a few weeks after they pay you what your refund would be if it was done correctly, or the letter and a bill for the correct amount if you owe them.
@sanguiniusonvacation18033 жыл бұрын
The context of his repressed anger makes this even better
@WilliamSchmidNetwork2 жыл бұрын
I heard from my dad, who’s an accountant, that the only people who can pay taxes that early are business owners. Which makes sense since Ned owns a business.
@muskyoxes2 жыл бұрын
As a regular person i don't even get the info till like late February. Then i hope that April 15 is a friday so i really have until April 18
@harveywallbanger312310 ай бұрын
Business owners have to file tax returns every 3 months
@OferdrincereАй бұрын
@@harveywallbanger3123nope. It depends on how you set it up. You can pay sales taxes monthly, quarterly, semi annually yearly. BUT you pay normal taxes for yourself early just like everyone else. Don’t make shit up. Lol
@msthecommentator28633 жыл бұрын
Growing up is realizing that Ned is the most responsible person on the show for getting his taxes done so early.
@stephenwright88242 жыл бұрын
But you can't go inside the Post Office on the first of January bc it's a Federal holiday. Writers' mistake?
@ceu160193 Жыл бұрын
@@stephenwright8824 It's not explicitly mentioned, that he made his taxes on January 1st. Also "holiday-related fatalities" bit confirms, that by the time Ned did his taxes, holiday is already over.
@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, most people can't start their taxes exactly on January 1 and file it on January 2 when the Post Office opens like Ned. Most people have to wait on their employer to mail their W2 first. But, yeah, most people don't really have an excuse to not get it done by February. Personally, I file and pay in March. It's late enough to procrastinate but still early enough to not have to worry about it.
@CodesTheOtaku Жыл бұрын
@@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 Ned can do so because he’s the employer and business owner in question. Of course, that means he has to do all the number crunching himself.
@GV213 Жыл бұрын
@@stephenwright8824 yes you can. The main room is closed. But the room where you get the po box has a mail slip
@dissonanceparadiddle3 жыл бұрын
Since Ned's a business owner it's not the worst idea to get it done early
@johnmartinez74402 жыл бұрын
Aren't business owners the only one who do their own taxes? And would normally hire a bookkeeper/accountant anyway?
@dissonanceparadiddle2 жыл бұрын
@@johnmartinez7440 I get the sense that Ned really likes doing his taxes. Although he stand to be a bit less prudent on what he's unwilling to declare a tax write-off
@princessmarlena13592 жыл бұрын
Best to make hay while the sun shines.
@MrV902 Жыл бұрын
@@johnmartinez7440 Not in America.
@carultch Жыл бұрын
@@johnmartinez7440 I get the sense that Ned is a sole proprietor.
@IN-tm8mw2 жыл бұрын
Took me years to notice that Flanders was able to file so early because he didn't need to wait for a W2.
@thecyclist019 ай бұрын
He must have also owned his house outright and had no investments. No waiting for 1098 or 1099s
@aredub18478 ай бұрын
@@thecyclist01 No investments i can see. I can also see him just not taking the mortgage deduction.
@abhirao85823 жыл бұрын
"Bart was wounded in Vietnam" "Cool!"
@jimhuffman94343 жыл бұрын
That's statement's weird. Because Bart was born some time in the 1980's. But the Vietnam War ended in 1975
@takerdust2 жыл бұрын
@@jimhuffman9434 It would have been even weirder if Maggie was wounded in Vietnam.
@shakes.dontknowwhatyergettin2 жыл бұрын
@@jimhuffman9434 That's the joke
@Solid_Hank3 жыл бұрын
"If I don't hear you, it's not illegal!" Lmfao
@matt13r13 жыл бұрын
If I don't see it, it's not illegal!
@gorginhanson2 жыл бұрын
so basically people who say "fake news" to everything
@jackiechan96893 жыл бұрын
1:56 “It’s *literally* the eleventh hour - 10:00 PM” lmao I never caught that before, hilarious
@rustyshackleford720023 күн бұрын
Lol just noticed that myself, glad I found this comment.
@behcherry981519 сағат бұрын
... it is the eleventh hour We live in the 21st century even though it is 2000
@ricktwisty56363 жыл бұрын
Flanders is that one kid who always went straight home and finished the book report the day it was assigned instead of waiting until 10 pm the night before it was due.
@nicholasvinen Жыл бұрын
You mean 8:45am just before the class it was due for?
@StylusPanda Жыл бұрын
And he’s probably the one partying while everyone does all nighters
@lizmorganjake Жыл бұрын
And Homer was the kid who forgot about the report until that morning.
@EricAKATheBelgianGuy Жыл бұрын
I did something similar for a college French class. It was a 19th century poetry class, and I had to do a fifteen-minute presentation on a poem of my choice. Because mine was so lengthy, I got an earlier start that I usually would (not the exact same day it was assigned, but very early on). Some of it was because I wanted to cover as many of my bases as possible, some of it was because I genuinely liked the class.
@llarmstrong7834 жыл бұрын
I think we all wish we were Ned, but were more like Homer. Edit: thanks for all the likes, and I meant in terms of doing taxes not in general lol
@DOSRetroGamer3 жыл бұрын
I totally don't wish to be Ned.
@amoral_minority3 жыл бұрын
*we're
@TheHuskyK93 жыл бұрын
Nah, that’s just y’all. Best way to handle stuff is handling it early so you don’t have to worry about it later
@dagan86593 жыл бұрын
@@DOSRetroGamer you do. he has hot wife and live good, pretty rich and morally good, not 100% as him, but you surely want to be more like him than homer. of course i'm not gonna count the shit low hit porpaganda made to him by made his 2 son gay.
@vanguard64983 жыл бұрын
@@dagan8659 also ned is RIPPED
@jaymartin82732 жыл бұрын
One thing I loved about this episode was the fact that despite cramming his crumpled up returns into the envelope, they only ended up in the 'audit' pile by mistake, so Homer very possibly might have gotten away with it :=)
@massimom65603 жыл бұрын
When I was young I always though Flanders was a sucker, but then you grow up and realise he's actually a top bloke.
@MrNote-lz7lh3 жыл бұрын
Top bloke sucker maybe.
@legion9993 жыл бұрын
Except for the bible stuff
@MoSalahFanEire3 жыл бұрын
@@legion999 Especially for the Bible stuff……
@4horsemenoftheapocalypse582 жыл бұрын
@@legion999 what do u have against the bible, not upset just generally curious?
@dschafar66792 жыл бұрын
Notice: He's also muscular
@ajchovanec3 жыл бұрын
I love how Homer's "to do" pile isn't there at 2:35 but then magically appears at 2:56.
@komodosp3 жыл бұрын
Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!
@ajchovanec3 жыл бұрын
@@komodosp A wizard did it.
@andykishore3 жыл бұрын
And Homer's watch only appears for one scene as well.
@MrMi19943 жыл бұрын
@@andykishore he didn’t even use the watch 🤔 Also, it’s not the time Kent Brockman said it is
@thef0urth3263 жыл бұрын
Eh, continuity is for chumps
@cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902 Жыл бұрын
Brockman’s accountant turning up is such a perfectly timed comic moment
@darylchua21683 жыл бұрын
The ship captain guy holding a treasure chest as payment is an underrated joke.
@NorthernWisconsinandStuff11 ай бұрын
Why do I bother plundering at all?
@josynaemikohler65727 ай бұрын
Upstanding citizen. Commits crimes, but still pays taxes on the gains of such crimes.
@marcusmckanbackman3 жыл бұрын
2:35 Can't blame Homer for not seeing the invisible "To-Do Pile"
@MrEOM412 жыл бұрын
01:43 “Oh no I felt that... you didn’t carry the 1, you foolish person” 😅😂 my favorite part
@seededsoul3 жыл бұрын
2:33 this is clearly a text-only novel...it is so impressive how many good jokes they pack into the old ones!
@chtholly80843 жыл бұрын
Gotta love good ol' fashioned cartoon logic. It takes Ned from midnight until a little before 8:45 just to find his tax folder and sit down at the kitchen table, but then he actually completes all his forms in pretty much under 10 seconds.
@thaanonymous7763 жыл бұрын
He got out of bed to start his taxes after being woken up by the New Years fireworks.
@reillymcwriting2 жыл бұрын
What I think it was is Ned was doing his taxes, almost finished the ones for the Leftorium and was on the fence about counting the ink as a business or personal expense, so he took care of the personal taxes, then went back to the ink, counting it as a personal expense, then finishing up.
@D0NU752 жыл бұрын
@@reillymcwriting nevertheless it is still a fun pararell to homer who pretty much does the same, figures out his taxes in less than 10 seconds and then makes a run for it.
@kstanni87 Жыл бұрын
@@reillymcwritingNed had a lot of counting to do with both being a store owner and family taxes separately. That's why he went early to bed and had long 8 hours of calmly estimate his tax work.
@jamescampbell6724Ай бұрын
I was guessing he did his usual morning routine early before doing the taxes.
@TheWorldsStage4 жыл бұрын
You cut off the best line. "You had some real talent, kid."
@mediapark1013 жыл бұрын
Then the look between Bart & Lisa.
@JaredConnell3 жыл бұрын
I paid my taxes over a year ago!! I use that joke every single year on April 15th 🤣🤣🤣
@jonathanbarr9764 Жыл бұрын
I like that at 1:05 and 1:18 you can see Dr. Hibbert standing in line at the post office showing that he also decided to wait until the last minute despite the advice Flanders gave him. Also I think it's a pretty safe guess to say that Kent decided to go to another accountant during the next tax season.
@davidtran20263 жыл бұрын
I like how the To-Do pile just magically appears when Marge brought it up to Homer
@D3Mp53 жыл бұрын
At my previous employer we used to call that "shop blindness". It's a phenomenon where you become completely unaware of something that needs attention because it is there everyday and your brain phases it out. When somebody then mentions it to you it becomes blindingly obvious and you wonder how you ever missed it.
@WyattBrown3779 ай бұрын
I am once again here for my biannual viewing of this classic. See you all back here January 1st!
@iratepirate3896 Жыл бұрын
"It's literally the 11th hour... 10pm" - such an underrated hilarious line
@juliocbp938910 күн бұрын
0:48 When you mail your homework on a Friday afternoon, rather than on a Sunday night
@aquawatermelonsrevived20702 жыл бұрын
Flanders is legendary. He went straight from his kitchen to the post office at 0:46.
@suspense_comix3237 Жыл бұрын
“Taxes?! Isn’t this the line for Metallica?” Dumbledore asked calmly.
@trenvert1233 жыл бұрын
I love how most of the characters are salary workers, but everyone is talking about "paying taxes" not simply filing them.
@rosesweetcharlotte2 жыл бұрын
Given how mess up a lot of their finances are, I guess it sort of makes sense.
@jaysmith1408 Жыл бұрын
All except Flanders, the captain, snake, and partially Frink
@erenjaeger3537 Жыл бұрын
He might be Springfield’s most prominent crook but Snake pays his taxes 😂
@caydes Жыл бұрын
He's smart enough not to miss with irs
@YusiDJordan2 жыл бұрын
"And let's not forget the folks just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!" I love Flanders.
@jamiemiller14823 жыл бұрын
To be fair why the hell did Marge put Homer in charge of taxes anyways?!?
@roguishpaladin3 жыл бұрын
Even in the 80s and 90s there was still a bias toward seeing the father as the "head of household" and thus responsible for it.
@hotaru83093 жыл бұрын
He makes the income and has the most important information. She could try to get copies of all his wages, expenses, and paperwork, but that still requires Homer to do things. In conclusion, because it's funny.
@Supperdude93 жыл бұрын
@@hotaru8309 ...that is true. He does have the initial income information. He gets the W2's, the tax stuff, all to him. All in his name.
@b.m.9333 жыл бұрын
Idk why it never occurred to Homer to have Lisa do his taxes.
@leonardogutierrez81473 жыл бұрын
@@Supperdude9 doesn't Marge controll the family spending s,though to be fair Homers inpulse purchases are astounding
@stutteringcris4683 жыл бұрын
Flanders legit inspired me to do my taxes early as possible every year!
@danielrogers70983 жыл бұрын
Yeah but unfortunately companies make you wait for W2s
@nsr60ster853 жыл бұрын
Especially if you have a refund coming.
@tripsaplenty1227Ай бұрын
The most realistic part of this is Dr Hibbert laughing at Holiday related deaths. Eventually every doctor is numb to death and just nervously laughs at it.
@jordanvakili12683 жыл бұрын
The people who don’t feel like working god bless em. What a great guy
@blackhat10183 жыл бұрын
Ah, the good ol' days when Ned Flanders was genuinely the only good and responsible person in Springfield before he reduced to nothing but an over the top bible thumper.
@BriarPatchNyra3 жыл бұрын
Well they can’t virtue signal if they don’t make him an over the top bible thumper
@jaydenslaptop3 жыл бұрын
@@BriarPatchNyra 100%
@AluminumFusion223 жыл бұрын
The thing that made old-school Simpsons wholesome was how despite his annoyances with the straight-laced Flanders family, Homer does admire Ned to an extent. He may not always tolerate his overly saccharine nature but he does acknowledge that Ned and his family are good people who want to spread kindness. Every character in the old Simpsons episode was likable in their own way.
@snnnaaaaaakeeeee44703 жыл бұрын
@@AluminumFusion22 Unfortunately it feels like the writers became too focused on keeping up with other newer adult cartoon shows like Family Guy and South Park in their later years. They forgot what made The Simpsons stand out.
@potsdam283 жыл бұрын
Tv tropes even named the term after him Flanderization
@MaxOakland Жыл бұрын
“I paid my taxes over a year ago” is one of my favorite Simpsons lines ever
@DigiByteGlobalCommunity4 жыл бұрын
"It's LITERALLY the 11th hour - 10 PM" Kent Brockman
@seededsoul3 жыл бұрын
Yes. The 11th hour begins at 10PM. The twelfth hour begins at 11PM.
@ruslans20063 жыл бұрын
@@seededsoul Just like centuries
@Buttington_Headerson3 жыл бұрын
@@ruslans2006 just like... everything
@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg84073 жыл бұрын
The 13th hour is the Dark Hour that is between 12 and 1 AM
@isaiahdaniels56433 жыл бұрын
@@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407 While I like your imagination, no.
@wisildur4 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid i was anxious about the fact Doctor Hibbert didn't already do his taxes. lol
@britneysprsfan1forever415 Жыл бұрын
Ned Flanders is the type of person that we should all strive to be like, but most of us aren't lol.....😀
@SamuelBlack84 Жыл бұрын
In reality, your taxes become null and void due to the incorrect placing of a comna
@Fieldy66863 жыл бұрын
There are SOOOO many classic lines from classic characters in these 3 mins it is quite unbelievable
@arnbrandy3 жыл бұрын
The amount of excellent jokes in such a short piece. The Simpsons was amazing, let it rest in peace.
@bubbythebear68912 жыл бұрын
It's still technically running as of 2022, if you count what they air now as The Simpsons. I'll have to come back here when it finally ends.
@kumardickshit15302 жыл бұрын
Very original never seen 10 comments on every simpsons video like that
@justisolated5621 Жыл бұрын
@@bubbythebear6891he's talkimg about the OG Simpsons which were the golden age. After 2002, the Simpsons went to crap
@sorenman1 Жыл бұрын
Nowadays you get the FBI all over you if you were to send candy in the mail to the IRS as a thank you for taking time to do their work
@ARedMagicMarker3 жыл бұрын
I love how smug Kent's own accountant is in that line with Kent's equally late taxes. XD 1:00 And I know that should have been a cheery whistle, but since it's muted, it looked like Ned is doing a silent, "wow" to Dr. Hibert's errand.
@meetwheatpodcast90783 жыл бұрын
wow
@ARedMagicMarker3 жыл бұрын
@@meetwheatpodcast9078 :o THAT'S GUUUUUD.
@Toraryuko3 жыл бұрын
Missed that point all the way up till now. :O (Our dubbers also missed it. So that might be the reason. :D)
@dancepiglover Жыл бұрын
It almost looks like he’s whistling. But yeah, no sound.
@hb33933 жыл бұрын
Anyone who's ever worked at a budget accountants knows how accurate this is 😂
@dimmkah2 жыл бұрын
"Shut up shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal!" 😂
@TailsTheTwoTailedFox Жыл бұрын
It’s January 1st Neddy better get doing on those taxes
@godfather6942 Жыл бұрын
2024 taxes here we come!
@jaydencollins438411 ай бұрын
For real that’s why I’m watching this lmao
@Eclipton10 ай бұрын
Got mine done.
@ma-moomoo2 жыл бұрын
This such an amazing sequence. Every second is funny and doesn't miss. I've watched it like 100 times.
@SBRS47 Жыл бұрын
What about from 0:00 to 0:01? That part isn't particularly funny
@ekos82823 жыл бұрын
I always imagined IRS employees beign like Employee: "ah good old Ned Flanders, always delighted to get his taxes and mints. Let's channel his taxes to the last person of the year, to that awfull Homer Simpson."
@timopper54883 жыл бұрын
Yup, the IRS: always paying it forward, aren’t they?
@BioYuGi3 жыл бұрын
This is one of Marge's dumbest moments. She saw the size of Homer's massive to-do list, and put one of the most important tasks one has to do in their adult life on top of it, and somehow assumed he'd be getting to it.
@BabyFawnLegs3 жыл бұрын
Well, Homer paid their taxes on time the year before, so maybe this is somehow the first time he's forgotten to do it.
@ZootWorld13 жыл бұрын
@mm43501 I'm honestly surprised Lisa wasn't the one doing the taxes.
@ameliakyle70543 жыл бұрын
it raises a lot of questions given Homer had to be told Taxes is a yearly thing
@emberfist83473 жыл бұрын
@@ameliakyle7054 He mentioned he was counting ahead so he probably messed up sometime and accidentally filed twice or something.
@thevideoclub85623 жыл бұрын
It's a TV show about the American family turned on its head. It attacked everyone- including the working mom who was supposed to provide for her husband and also work and also bla bla bla... it was a satire on the whole concept of family.
@Film-Roller2 жыл бұрын
I watch this every year around tax season. It has unintentionally become a personal tradition and I’m not complaining.
@JazzyJay7298 ай бұрын
“If I don’t hear you, it’s not illegal.” I live by that statement daily.
@M_W_L_F3 жыл бұрын
1:06 Dr Hibbert should have listened to Ned.
@codered69382 ай бұрын
“Hibbert” dumb a
@GmodAdict2 жыл бұрын
I come back to watch this particular scene every now and again...like whenever I'm doing my taxes...
@leonnoel96612 жыл бұрын
2:51 One of the best annoyed grunts ever.
@adrianjenkins58772 жыл бұрын
"8:45?!? Here I am yapping away like it's 8:35!" I use riffs of that stupid line all the time. I love it.
@milkwater12042 жыл бұрын
"The folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em" lol
@DARK_AMBIGUOUS4 жыл бұрын
2:12 Krusty’s tie is purple and then in the next scene it turns blue
@andrewdowner8224 жыл бұрын
Taxed the ink lol
@AcoolT53 жыл бұрын
What are we, to believe this is some magic tie or something? Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder!
@davidjones31653 жыл бұрын
A wizard did it.
@fightclub62913 жыл бұрын
There’s continuity errors ….in cartoons?? That’s crazy to me
@andykishore3 жыл бұрын
Animation error. I just noticed that.
@Darkstar2635 ай бұрын
I love how the *To Do* pile suddenly appears from out of nowhere.
@oz_jonesАй бұрын
It do be like that sometimes.
@YxngFresco2 жыл бұрын
All those jokes crammed into three and a half minutes. The Simpsons were unstoppable at this point.
@martincurran64323 жыл бұрын
In the UK the taxes are taken out of workers' salary before they get paid so the UK doesn't have this
@JHimminy3 жыл бұрын
We (the US) have that too, but we also have more Kafka built into our system.
@grease_monkey60783 жыл бұрын
unless you are self employed you have to apply for self assessment
@jheychode3 жыл бұрын
Yeah well maybe that's why British humor sucks, except the pythons
@martincurran64323 жыл бұрын
@@jheychode wtf that got to do with this?
@Skelig3 жыл бұрын
@@jheychode Read: I'm extremely simple and can't understand British humour
@hatchmaster_57453 жыл бұрын
Flanders is such a nice guy, I love him
@christianvo244711 күн бұрын
Again January 1st, get on your taxes, folks. 😂
@WyattBrown377 Жыл бұрын
Well it's January 1st, time for my biannual viewing of this classic. See you all back here April 15!
@maxteszler643913 күн бұрын
Somehow I relate to both Flanders and homer LOL
@michaelsargent949017 күн бұрын
I was recently at the Post Office. A long time employee told me that they are no longer as busy as they used to be during tax season. The big reason is everyone uses E-file and tax preparation software, like TurboTax now. He said it used to be that tax season was the Post Office's second busiest season of the year, next to Christmas. No longer as depicted on this clip from the Simpsons.
@shinobix49253 жыл бұрын
We finally know the lore behind that boat painting
@DothFrmBBL23 күн бұрын
I hope I can go to the park with douche bag fixed car
@garthvader99163 жыл бұрын
Kent Brockman: "Not everyone is an idiot." PolitiFact says: *PANTS ON FIRE*