THE BEST OF r/DANKMEMES

[@Tzelofachad]

The weird menu at 20:54 is when you are on mobile, quality settings. Clicking advanced brings you to the normal menu.

[@Arthemisanimationsandstuff]

ok but why the hell did they do that

[@Tax_3vas1on]

as someone from louisiana, that “chocolate milk comes from brown cows” thing was a very regular joking way of saying someone was dumb.

[@modernjuliet247]

Correct, that’s people from Mississippi.

[@SECONDZ0MBiE]

ROBIN HOLY SHIT THAT OPTIMUS PRIME IMPRESSION WAS LITERALLY IMMACULATE GOOD JOB

[@MorganMakesThings]

18:40 My supervisor once called my name unexpectedly and my reflex response was, "Yes, dear." He looked at me and deadpanned, "You gotta buy me dinner first." I about died, first from embarrassment, then from his joke. Epic. 30:05 Call me unambitious, but my benchmarks for success and happiness in life have been never having to worry about making housing payment, being able to out all my utilities on autopay without fear of overdraft, and being able to buy healthy food. 58:00 The documentaries may or may not handle the subject or educate properly (edutainment crypid/ancient aliens/decoding the Bible shows are a blight on the human intellect), but the study of criminology, profiling, and victimology can help you stay safe. Those fields are absolutely fascinating.

[@Glass_-Of-_Water]

this is an emkay video

[@Inkcore-44]

Yes

[@kent4975]

Yes

[@randomfool3635]

yes

[@Mini_Som]

No

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Dear God...

[@bentim10]

I like how it's mostly just Robin! The first 3 videos felt like 1 super long robin video!

[@AmazingAutist]

25:35 legitimately no. Some classes are just that unruly and unmanageable. One of my math classes literally made the nice teacher cry and leave the room.

[@lavaleopard2961]

Not much better than my engineering & design class that started celebrating when a nice teacher announced her moving to another school in front of her face.

[@SUBM4CH1N3]

legitimately yes. if an entire damn class fails a test, at the end of the day, that's the teacher failing to teach. regardless.

[@juliusklein6245]

@@SUBM4CH1N3 Some people cant be taught by a regular teacher, like children with behavioral problems, they can be so loud and annoying that they screw up the whole class. Thats not the teachers fault, and not the students fault either. The student just needs to get help to learn to manage life and the teacher aint qualified or fit to teach them that.

[@SUBM4CH1N3]

@@juliusklein6245 yeah but the entire class?? and it happens often enough that they warn classes at the beginning that they're going to fail???? that's a trend. and likely means it's the teacher's fault.

[@Thetacosaur]

Kid in my class screamed daddy nonstop until the teacher screamed at him and ran away.

[@polandsocks]

20:54 Auto- changes quality all the time Hight quality- makes it look good Low quality- potato graphic Advance- set on what quality you wanna and we won't change it

[@brodygamer83]

35:27 Literally the plot of hazbin hotel

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Almost 2 and a half hours of dank memes, just what I need.

[@FRENCHIE_REVIEWS]

As a short person i can confirm we are more down to earth and 1:41:02 middle yellow one i like the sound when you open it

[@alicemaddness5688]

The fuckin thumbnail haunts my nightmares and I couldn't get it to go off of my feed. I was just about to sleep, thanks for scaring the crap out of me at 3 AM 😂

[@peterhindes56]

Wtf is it?

[@alicemaddness5688]

@peterhindes56 I think it's some sort of possessed cow. Or some sort of skin walker. I don't like it and it scared the shit out of me and now it's back in my feed again and won't go away XD

[@aesiro13]

​@@alicemaddness5688 animals are fucking scary when they're in the middle of the night in a night vision camera.

[@natalieouellette9523]

16:45 I EAT THE CINNAMON TWISTS! I ORDER THEM!!!! WE EXIST!!

[@sharonyoung4277]

same

[@immagical7036]

18:27 my half sister’s Mum is her teacher, she has messed up many times 12:50 that was a near perfect imitation of Rick May’s Soldier chuckle (Rest In Peace, Rick May)

[@Lottusgang]

18:34 i once called my female teacher dad

[@immagical7036]

@@Lottusgang haha omg

[@bbgamez2944]

the soul knight meme around 1:13:24 had me vibrating and convulsing

[@ConnorPie]

Miss those good old days, playing multiplayer with friends was a pain since it wasn't supported properly and would cause SO MANY GLITCHES. Time goes by really fast huh

[@NbNgMOD]

34:19 that was an amazing impression

[@Fat--Penguin]

exactly

[@Alexa-Raine]

55:33 American Military Generals: 🧏‍♂️ahahah! So now "bombs are lesser evil" you say? 📸 I'll just keep a record of this for later. 😏

[@expgaming3658]

The boss healing itself meme reminded me of the throne watcher fight from ds2

[@phillythecheesesteak2492]

I love these videos because I get a blast from the past of 2020 era memes.

[@monferno1]

A private fire department would put out your house regardless of whether you pay or not, because if they don’t it’ll spread, but they would have a lean put in the house if you didn’t pay

[@Mike1zKool]

The last time the French had fun, the British had to save everyone

[@ethangray5878]

Bros Optimus Prime voice is on another level 😂

[@theundertalenerd6981]

0:09 11 year old in comics: *insert that one guy who got his ass kicked by baby Hitler before saying ‘that’s one tough 11 year old’”

[@themountainfarmer1843]

21:07 Meanwhile, astronomers: "yea it do that."

[@pirobot668beta]

"You won't need a calculator on the job!" never worked with antenna's....

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 1779 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

[@salem_spectre]

1779?? JESUS

[@thescruffyaussie1767]

yeah turning off the internet was a lost cause in my house when i was a teen, i just hotspot my phone or tether it, and then confusion started to why i was still using the internet.

[@ResidentMilf]

19:27 Even if they're installed correctly, all it takes is the guy behind me hitting a dip in the road and I'm blind.

[@natalieouellette9523]

I EAT THE CINNAMON TWISTS!!!🖐🏼

[@Kiwi_Tea]

The problem with parents not understanding how online games work...uh, yes we do. Because most of us ALSO play online games. I have had to explain it to MY mother though, when she calls my daughter for dinner. "She just has to find a safe place to go afk, mum."

[@Alexa-Raine]

33:56 😂 I felt this so much! Me: finally gets through the prompts to call the person I need: 🤐🔇🔕🙊 Also me: "Thank you". Prompt: "'🤖I didn't catch that. Goodbye"'. 😾

[@iicybrii4883]

i genuinely thought this was a bot that broke for a hot second

[@Alexa-Raine]

@@iicybrii4883 Yeah, lots of bigots have those kind of opinions of me. Seems kinda inherent, like the uncomfortable feeling associated with androgyny. 🤷‍♀️ meh

[@iicybrii4883]

@@Alexa-Raine okay i have no idea what any of that meant but i automatically associate a timestamp and emoji spam in the same comment with bots i'm sorry i didn't mean to be rude

[@Alexa-Raine]

@@iicybrii4883 So because I'm organized in my commenting and using the literal evolution of text: emoji like any intelligent person would, you jump to bigoted conclusions? I see. Disgusting people are still people, so I still love you.

[@iicybrii4883]

@@Alexa-Raine maybe if you weren't so much of an asshole to people and didn't have a description filled with blatant lies people would love you too

[@noobier9790]

I love dank memes!!! This is my favorite subreddit!!!

[@ingamelevi1929]

11:03 When I was in high school, my Intro to Java teacher said "anyone can Google how to fix a problem, but I want to teach you how to think of the solution and be the one to post it online"

[@randonyoufool2928]

The censor sounds are the funniest thing on this channel. That says a lot.

[@nettogames4268]

Being a coder is very similar to being a librarian or being a researcher... Your job isn't to *know how to do the task*, your job is to know how to find the resources that teach you how to do your task.

[@righty-o3585]

You're right, it's the job of the employer to properly pay the employees, and in no way am I obligate to help pay another person's rent. If they can't afford it, then they need a better job

[@bensonfitch6697]

Fun fact that some people don't know, a majority of what people tell you is the military budget goes to veterans. Remember to consider if you're views contradict themselves.

[@lain328]

14:46 Still fine hilarious how HD is a lot older than most think. How most still don't know that we actually had HD 1080i back in 1993 for home use on a 12" LaserDisc.

[@emilyjean_]

I can literally only sleep if his videos are playing 😂😂

[@FuzzyWilson]

The dankest of dank memes. Thank you EmKay. Thank you.

[@zettysmango]

6:50 Skip having the kid and head over to the Lego store with the S.O. instead: you deserve it.

[@Gee-Oh1]

58:12 That's my meme, thank you!

[@TheSykret]

HOLY SHIT!! Robin's Optimus Prime impression was really good!!! 🤯

[@Didgeridoovibes]

21:22 The deadliest thing in the world is actually breathing. The oxygen causes oxidation, which makes your cells either die (best case) or replicate damaged - Aka aging

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Imagine people somehow finding an alternative for oxygen and staying young forever.

[@Didgeridoovibes]

I guess we gonna find a way to copy / paste our consciousness to the digital realm sooner then that =)@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

Robin equating programming to IT is infuriating

[@darkstarr984]

Yeah, a lot of people who don’t do either conflate them. IT issues often can be resolved with googling but sometimes you need someone else’s perspective so you go to IT. Programmers absolutely also google things but the things are mostly like gathering building materials to construct a functional program, including advice and instructions on what code they’re using, learning if other programmers have made something similar, and testing to see whether everything you need out of the program is possible, and adjusting until it works. It’s like engineering but without the same restraints as Newtonian physics.

[@The_RavenFox]

being a kid in school and call the teacher "mother"... imagine calling "mom" your boss lady at age 29 ...

[@EmoNoir]

Yes you are perfect Robin. We love you

[@Redbeardian]

4:40 My mom figured it out when I explained that online games are like if I was playing goal in soccer and she walked up and said "can you come help me with something" while the other team is charging toward me with the ball. Just the conversation is incredibly distracting. It happened to me playing World of Tanks years ago. I was holding a choke point alone with 5 tanks trying to push and I'd already destroyed 3 tanks. Suddenly "pause that and come help me out" at my door ... lmao ... boom my tank blew up. HAHHAHA !!

[@justboardwithlife9947]

16:48 that’s actually happened to me, except It was a chicken quesadilla

[@RamanNoodles01]

5:07 BRO! THANK YOU! YOU JUST GAVE ME A BUNCH OF UNBLOCKED GAMES, THIS IS A GODSEND!

[@Noobzlikeu]

Man, I remember going to Y8 every time I went to my high school's resource room. I especially loved playing this one motocross game that I can't remember the name of. But I spent HOURS playing games on that website. That and Newgrounds.

[@callahanfamily4761]

47:22 I am a resident of Missouri and I didn’t know about this. I looked it up and there was a transition law proposed in 2022 that says if a teacher supports a student who is socially transitioning they must be labeled as sex offenders. I’m just concerned for the people coming up with these laws at this point. (I don’t mean to be offensive I’m just genuinely shocked)

[@diamonddawg12]

32:15 *laughter slowly devolves into tears*

[@Ap0lol0lol]

2:16:05 AGHHH I LOVE THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY BY LEMON DEMONNNN

[@MJ_2Day]

2:15:47 HOLY CRAP ITS THE ULTIMATE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY I AM FREAKING OUT YEAH

[@MJ_2Day]

OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPIN’ AROUND TOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND WHEN SUDDENLY BATMAN BURST FROM THE SHADE AND HIT GODZILLA WITH A BAT-GERADE‼‼‼‼‼

[@Cloud99-ft1oj]

1:38:16 Especially true for VI and VII, VI's battle theme and Let the battles begin go so hard

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

1:09:51 Well _I_ ready have Windows 2000!

[@Mikenike23]

34:04 That Optimus prime impression in on point, like holy hell

[@ashgamesxwx]

This is a video

[@Uwgsu_mobile_account]

No fucking way!

[@merlemartin7884]

33:53 that's the holy hand grenade specifically from the comedy Monty python and the quest for the holy grail nei

[@ErickMartin-fx7co]

3:51 Some Cosmonauts bring Firearms like a Compact Shotgun for example for self defense after re-entry, because they land on Russian soil, and there are dangerous animals and drunk Siberians that might pose threat to the landed cosmonauts

[@Thevtoutlaw99]

33:33 the legendary holy hand grenade

[@juhanipolvi4729]

Regarding that gift in engllish vs german, IIRC gift also means poison in swedish. Also, in swedish tax is skatt, while tax in swedish actually means...dachshund...

[@blacklifeline]

That thumbnail bouta give me PTSD

[@dklk734]

we got a private fire department you have to pay or they will just watch your house burn

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

55:21 this is so true…

[@darkstarr984]

32:39 I loved all of these shows so much.

[@Country.Cowboy.Solace]

3:07 “AEIHT”

[@mobilematthew]

This video fried my brain because I heard Flash and then I was like flash has been dead for ages

[@stridertankwarrior4960]

34:09 is the best Optimus prime impression I've ever heard in mah life!

[@tj7tuwdhjjjjuyytrssss]

3:30 got me rolling😂😂😂😂

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

"You just need to clean it" yeah i did that not as loud but still is loud

[@IcedManx-pq5ke]

To answer your question mosquitoes are the deadliest

[@silver5866]

16:40 Taco Bell The Taco Bell closest to my house (and closest to our high school) was good. My friends & I would go there probably every day or two. One friend had several siblings, so she couldn't get a job (since she had to babysit them often) and rarely got money from her mom. Before we went to the counter to order, the rest of the group were seeing how much money we could use to get her food. To the point of pulling change out to make sure she had a couple things. When our order came out, the lady said, "We accidentally made an extra soft taco, so we just put it in with your order." Maybe they actually did, but we were all pretty sure they were just being awesome after seeing us pooling our resources to take care of our friend. It only happened once that I know of, but we never forgot it. Even now, if I'm in my hometown (since I live 1 hr away now) and want Taco Bell, I'll specifically go to that one. Sometimes passing other ones to get to that one. Logically, I know that the workers are most likely long gone. But they managed to get an emotional attachment in my heart. 😅

[@IronPikachu724]

1:10:38 - I have an easy way to solve this (and still get it correct). Take the equation "4 - 3 + 10 ÷ 5 × 2" and put perenficies around it, then multiply by 0. It would make you skip the rest of the PEMDAS process and still be correct since it shoudl result in 0, (4 - 3 + 10 ÷ 5 × 2) × 0 = 4 - 3 + 10 ÷ 5 × 2

[@arcadepatternz]

33:33 I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL AND I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED

[@Bigtwinkshark]

Robin sounds exactly like Optimus prime

[@mosurikutenpi]

Been rocking the same pc for 6 years almost, has provided easily 100k+ hours of service, even if i upgrade, i am keeping it in my box full of cool old stuff

[@mile290productions3]

some guy on reddit making a meme of his accomplishment: exists robin: NOBODY ASKED LOSER

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

56:58 Robin, it’s Turning Red and Cars

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

The panda transformation was an allegory for periods?

[@JosiahTheRoach]

I used to spend HOURS playing y8 games because there were so many fun games on there. My mom got concerned because my favorite game was beating up a ragdoll 💀💀

[@KyDev913]

1:10:38 - The answer is 1 Division (10 divided by 5 is 2) Multiplication ( 2 x 2 = 4) Addition (3+2 = 5) Subtraction (5 - 4 = 1)

[@Theoneandonlyjeremyrenner]

It’s 5 bro

[@SonicGamingHQ-g4b]

12:30 - 12:35 Absolutely perfect

[@Poutto]

32:15 Oh look! Its me!

[@kirbomatic1573]

1:00:07 hey, that's not her Crush, that's her Fanta!

[@Boowompland69]

The thumbnail legit scared me

[@Fany792]

1:10:38 I know it's a joke but if you ever see a math problem like that read it from left to right and the number to the left from"/" that's where you start because it's the operation of higher order to the left, you do the multiplication after and then the addition. For example you start with "10/5" that's 2. Then you multiply that 2 with the two at the end, you'll get 4 and you finish it by adding that 4 to the "4-3" so it'll be "4-3+4". The end result will be 5. If the operation was 10/(5x2) then you that, but there need to be the parenthesis.

[@Chill_V-1]

Well jokes on you they DID block it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 5:07

[@Igneo_real]

18:39 now I’ve called male teachers ma’am and vice versa but never called them mom or dad

[@RandomSashaLove]

3:48 this is me having to explain to my mother how memes look. Especially when she looks at the picture before understanding what the meme actually is. Does anyone else have to tell their parents and/or grandparents to read the text above the meme before they look at the meme itself? Cause I have lost count

[@ilikotsagareishvili9364]

27:53. my grandma is a teacher... she teaches my class so i basically have immunity.

[@sejianimates1735]

2:16:13 was it the bloodiest battle the worls ever saw, with civilians looking up in total awe?

[@cameracuzynot]

16:01 when the GD layout gets to an "ok" quality

[@loneokami7690]

5:04 Leaving a mark for myself.

[@boston_boi]

an i the only one who has my brightness all the way up on EVERY device????

[@Cloud99-ft1oj]

2:03:38 This was basically my reaction when I reached the last boss of Final Fantasy VII

[@JackNife-tr2rh]

Yo I'm from Louisiana and yes the rest of my state thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows I know is come from the dingal berry fairy

[@Alexa-Raine]

33:03 "Are corporations able to buy homes? Cuz that's the worst problem right there." Facts✅

[@GenerationalSavant]

I don't feel so good Mr Stark is 10x worse than the final snap. In the (sort of) same movie.

[@Siddler]

Light mode jumpscare