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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@omerl7691
@omerl7691 2 жыл бұрын
A one hour video of just robin, a delicacy in the Reddit reading video genre
@agentnull5242
@agentnull5242 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes a fine meal
@MontuckyLiam
@MontuckyLiam 2 жыл бұрын
Lexi is good too
@omerl7691
@omerl7691 2 жыл бұрын
@@MontuckyLiam yeah she is also a delicacy but more of a gem type, not a classic type
@Dragonlover-kz7mk
@Dragonlover-kz7mk 2 жыл бұрын
Robin will never leave he’s always there
@snakyYT
@snakyYT 2 жыл бұрын
a teir youtube god teir emkay vid
@fairyqt
@fairyqt 2 жыл бұрын
My 80-something grandmother was left-handed as a child, but because it was the 40s they "trained" her out of it. It was so traumatic for her that now when she tries to write with her left hand, everything comes out perfectly reversed. Letters, words, everything. It's an interesting remnant of her left handedness, but it sucks that she had to deal with that.
@mouthlesshater
@mouthlesshater Жыл бұрын
On one hand, it's sad that people actually tried to do that. On the other hand, that's impressive being able to write backwards.
@Spudstered
@Spudstered Жыл бұрын
I went through a similar thing, 13 now, out of that god forsaken place. Dad filed for emergency after my mom "stole" me and we are going to court about it in a week, Frick you Jeremy, Frick you. but hey, i'm ambidextrous now!
@darlenebuck431
@darlenebuck431 Жыл бұрын
me a left-handed person and can't write with my right hand.
@The-Dark-Bat
@The-Dark-Bat Жыл бұрын
@@darlenebuck431 Fr
@The-Dark-Bat
@The-Dark-Bat Жыл бұрын
@@mouthlesshater NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT
@deku976
@deku976 Жыл бұрын
30:30 so happy to see Robin speaking finnish. It's so funny cause his accent is atrocious but I can still understand him and I know he's trying his best and I love it. For those wondering, he just says: "this is horse shit" which isn't just a Google translated phrase from English to Finnish, it's a legitimate saying in Finnish too and I'm so proud to see him try his best at speaking my native language. Keep doing what you're doing Robin, we love ya for it
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
He probably knew the phrase because his current girlfriend is Finnish
@deku976
@deku976 Жыл бұрын
@@CreepersNeedHugs yeah I know but still
@Skeeze934
@Skeeze934 Жыл бұрын
Your un ironically Finnish? Kinda gross
@Raptstar
@Raptstar Жыл бұрын
@@Skeeze934 You're gross
@anotparticularlynotableguy
@anotparticularlynotableguy Жыл бұрын
​@@Skeeze934fr like so cringe
@andrewfortmusic
@andrewfortmusic Жыл бұрын
@ 7:53 this actually bugs me so much--Pheidippides ran not 26, but about 325 miles, in less than 3 days. I think his memory has been sullied by the fact that only the last leg of the journey is talked about.
@Orc_2000
@Orc_2000 Жыл бұрын
Also, iirc, marathons were a lot longer, but when the Olympics were brought back, it was decided they would be 26 miles because that was the distance from the stadium to Buckingham Palace
@simoncoupe8294
@simoncoupe8294 9 ай бұрын
NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRD.....But actually really interesting. I learned something today.
@andrewfortmusic
@andrewfortmusic 9 ай бұрын
@@simoncoupe8294 heck yeah I'm a nerd! Glad to hold up the memory and clear the name of a brave messenger who died of exhaustion after running over 300 miles--and always glad to provide interesting info!
@Crow_Smith
@Crow_Smith 5 ай бұрын
I think it's more wild people act like it's a flex rather than an honor of his name. To run the final part of his journey. Like ... if I recall despite dropping dead it was AFTER he delivered his message and he was honored even in his time for it. Like, he lived long enough to complete his job. People act like he failed or something by dying.
@thegreatcambino7046
@thegreatcambino7046 2 жыл бұрын
I remember I once said orgasm instead of organism and my teacher gave me detention for 2 days for that s***. That same teacher reprimanded me for wearing headphones around my neck and a black hoodie and jeans while accepting the 1st and only award I ever received in all of my years in school, saying that I looked like garbage and I should have dressed better for the occasion of which I had no idea was taking place.
@lechking941
@lechking941 Жыл бұрын
now thats just sad
@walkingcripple
@walkingcripple Жыл бұрын
L teacher
@TBKLumine
@TBKLumine Жыл бұрын
I hope you got them fired
@bobandmrmecaleb5873
@bobandmrmecaleb5873 Жыл бұрын
Haha! Something like that happened to me! This one time, my social studies teacher I had in 6th grade didn't even let me in the classroom for something I didn't even know I did. They told me to go to the principal so I packed up my stuff and headed home on foot.
@clockman382
@clockman382 Жыл бұрын
Bros scared of saying shit
@BT-rl3nt
@BT-rl3nt 2 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how everything about robin’s inflection and speech is so confident, even though he’s wrong about half the things he says
@agentnull5242
@agentnull5242 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with this strongly
@derpyderp2048
@derpyderp2048 2 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked by this
@TerrariaClassic
@TerrariaClassic 2 жыл бұрын
@@derpyderp2048 your names kunal not robin
@2x2-n3n
@2x2-n3n 2 жыл бұрын
@@derpyderp2048 Ok Kunal
@derpyderp2048
@derpyderp2048 2 жыл бұрын
@@TerrariaClassic I meant that I also feel like that (sometimes)
@Margbrineandmilo
@Margbrineandmilo Жыл бұрын
robin: left handed people don't exist. me: ... WHO AM I THEN?!?!?
@toasterhavingabath6980
@toasterhavingabath6980 10 ай бұрын
We are nothing, a fragment of our own imagination
@unrenownedc
@unrenownedc 10 ай бұрын
Could you say that being right handed, left handed, or ambidextrous is kind of like hand genders
@Atttticus
@Atttticus 10 ай бұрын
Do I even exist Edit: put the time stamp when he said that
@mikesavard2144
@mikesavard2144 10 ай бұрын
​@@unrenownedcwelp if racism exist that pretty much obligated to be a thing
@Aldi-Offical
@Aldi-Offical 8 ай бұрын
my husband.
@planarian1772
@planarian1772 Жыл бұрын
36:35 It's because there's actually a recall for fire hazard in the towing hook mechanism of these vehicles (for ones which are equipped with electronics ones). The mechanism can allow water to get inside the wiring harness and... short circuit it.
@Snakelady-
@Snakelady- 10 ай бұрын
TY
@jackie_edits_
@jackie_edits_ Ай бұрын
Goated
@ChaoticNakka
@ChaoticNakka 2 жыл бұрын
With the elephant one, I heard the lady was either a poacher or helping poachers with elephant calves. That's why she was attacked. Elephants remember people.
@ErrorNamenotfound-mx7bv
@ErrorNamenotfound-mx7bv Жыл бұрын
The elephant: I REMEMBER YOUR FACE!
@bobandmrmecaleb5873
@bobandmrmecaleb5873 Жыл бұрын
Nope! In truth, she was just collecting water! WATER.
@XeosLolicon
@XeosLolicon Жыл бұрын
​@@bobandmrmecaleb5873nop
@TuxVr.
@TuxVr. Жыл бұрын
@@bobandmrmecaleb5873She was stealing the elephants water! And the elephant didn’t let that slide💀💀
@bobandmrmecaleb5873
@bobandmrmecaleb5873 Жыл бұрын
@@TuxVr. oh, that's what it was.
@Useott
@Useott Жыл бұрын
One kid at my school (i'm at 8th grade right now) is very annoying. Annoyed me several times, annoys everyone in the class and even the teachers. One time, during PE, when he was about to say something, our teacher just said "You're annoying". Every time he tried to speak, the teacher repeated "You're annoying".
@terabyte994
@terabyte994 4 ай бұрын
just like talking pierre
@Thisisachannelhandle6
@Thisisachannelhandle6 3 ай бұрын
That Guy: Bu- The Chad Teacher: You're Annoying That Guy: I'm trying to- The Chad Teacher: You're Annoying That Guy: STO- The Chad Teacher: You're Annoying
@ーテイル
@ーテイル Жыл бұрын
15:39 The reason why she's not mentioned as "Hot Korean girl" is because in that movie she was a 9 y/o.
@munchycrunchybread
@munchycrunchybread Жыл бұрын
ok that makes a lot more sense
@hugo3685
@hugo3685 Жыл бұрын
B v cc 😊
@kaivdeath
@kaivdeath 11 ай бұрын
whats that show less and read more for
@abbycollins
@abbycollins 11 ай бұрын
Then say “Korean child” or something? I guess it makes more sense in context though
@OctoLinkYT
@OctoLinkYT 11 ай бұрын
Everything makes sense now.
@Ibert0318
@Ibert0318 Жыл бұрын
12:52 "TILL DEATH DO US PART MY ASS" -The Hurricane Bearing Dear Tweeter's Mother's Name
@SpiritusVulpis
@SpiritusVulpis 2 жыл бұрын
I actually looked up the details of why "Yuna Song isn't a Hot Korean girl" and its because the movie that's from (The Interview) she played a Little Girl and the "Hot Korean Girls" that're listed in the credits play a series of lingerie-clad harem-acting women so, I think in reality (unless you're super fucked up) the roles make entire sense
@killuazoldyck7442
@killuazoldyck7442 Жыл бұрын
That does make sense with the context, though without it it sure doesn't haha
@ASweetShortCake
@ASweetShortCake Жыл бұрын
Yeah. With that context, it would be super weird to call her a Hot Girl…
@ceu160193
@ceu160193 Жыл бұрын
@@ASweetShortCake Still, it's quite mean to be called out like that.
@quiteliterallyhim
@quiteliterallyhim Жыл бұрын
@@ceu160193 she's a little girl??
@o_o._.0
@o_o._.0 Жыл бұрын
@@ceu160193 dude she's like ten???
@johanlundgren1464
@johanlundgren1464 2 жыл бұрын
19:33 As a software developer I can confirm. It's absolutely possible for names to not fit the database schema. My guess would be that they use the name as a unique key or indexed the table on that column resulting in that you couldn't have two people sharing the same name ("Jeffrey2" should've worked tho...). And no, there's no reasonable scenario you would do that on a user table, but it's possible xD
@Arimodu
@Arimodu 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the IT guy is named Jeffrey and named the database "jeffrey" because he has 0 naming sense (not like I am better, naming my databases after anime characters)
@Obliteratu
@Obliteratu 2 жыл бұрын
Fcuk 8:30 in particalr, then.
@kiiturii
@kiiturii 2 жыл бұрын
I've tried figuring this out, but every scenario just seems too unlikely.. Not being able to have the same name is the obvious answer, but there's a wide range of fixes that take like 5 seconds to implement, and if the company is really having issues like this, I think they've dodged a bullet by not getting hired there if the reasoning is real and this wasn't faked, or it wasn't just a weird excuse then the issue they have is probably deeper and doesn't only apply to "jeffrey" specifically
@AthenaAGT
@AthenaAGT 2 жыл бұрын
The idea that they used peoples names as the clustered index potentially has me laughing so hard, like who does that!? Or the idea that Jeffrey is just too long of a name, and they don't know how to change it to varchar(7) from varchar(5)
@elliotk5499
@elliotk5499 Жыл бұрын
I now have a head canon that the database dev had some power tripping jerk higher up (probably an owner or CEO named Jeffrey) being a slave driver with unreasonable expectations & harassment. The dev then caught wind they were going to be fired without cause as soon as the database was made. So they made the name Jeffrey and any variation thereof some kind of validation requirement for it. No one knows how to fix it and anyone they have gotten to try says it can't be done because they understand and hate Jeffrey too.
@Gatorboy5678
@Gatorboy5678 Жыл бұрын
40:46 PIKMIN!!!! Also winged pikmin are THE BEST! Great for carrying stuff and adorable AND my favorite color!
@jackbob83
@jackbob83 4 ай бұрын
My favs are Yellows, Brittany’s description of them being super cute is accurate!
@Gatorboy5678
@Gatorboy5678 4 ай бұрын
The “Great for carrying stuff” aged like milk 😂
@StrangeJoe09
@StrangeJoe09 2 жыл бұрын
Emkay will never get old. They’re dead funny.
@k38921
@k38921 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes
@gaiusperson8704
@gaiusperson8704 2 жыл бұрын
@@k38921 yep, other times they dont get jokes and ruin a subreddit
@NbNgMOD
@NbNgMOD 2 жыл бұрын
Until they died
@EmberTheFolf
@EmberTheFolf 2 жыл бұрын
Man im dead 💀
@NbNgMOD
@NbNgMOD 2 жыл бұрын
@@leondelgadillo3903 what you rambling on abt
@anactualprayingmantis5054
@anactualprayingmantis5054 2 жыл бұрын
12:30 the elephant traveled over 100 miles to her funeral. Note to self, never piss off an elephant
@youtubestudiosucks978
@youtubestudiosucks978 2 жыл бұрын
Elephants never forget
@9LiveEmpire
@9LiveEmpire 2 жыл бұрын
@@youtubestudiosucks978 and least this one, don't forgive
@turkzeethefenneceevee
@turkzeethefenneceevee 9 ай бұрын
As a spanish person here, we appreciate you sending us your rains due to the continuous droughts on spring and summer
@andrealeigh6319
@andrealeigh6319 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact : Jeremy actually found a mate and had right sided children!
@Sullivan2010
@Sullivan2010 11 ай бұрын
I'm proud of Jeremy
@Exdorme
@Exdorme 11 ай бұрын
I'm glad to know that everything went right in the end!
@wowierosieposie
@wowierosieposie 10 ай бұрын
Yoooooo
@LostVampirizm
@LostVampirizm 10 ай бұрын
​@@Exdorme lol
@II_Faither
@II_Faither 10 ай бұрын
​@@ExdormeAhhhh i see what you did there
@jasperraine6104
@jasperraine6104 2 жыл бұрын
24:27 Japanese Titanic survivor story is 100% true. If I remember correctly he lived his life in shame and with survivor's guilt after that.
@Kosakate
@Kosakate 2 жыл бұрын
hope he rests well
@sabersz
@sabersz 2 жыл бұрын
Japan is fuckin weird. I understand the mentality in wartime and that but in general? Dude didn't ask to be on the ship at the time it sank. How is that his fault, why should he feel guilt for surviving?
@lizxu322
@lizxu322 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he committed ritual suicide
@jasperraine6104
@jasperraine6104 2 жыл бұрын
@@lizxu322 Nah, he died of natural causes. I had to look this up out of curiosity. Died in his sleep in 1939 age 68.
@retrosquire7606
@retrosquire7606 Жыл бұрын
​@@saberszI feel personally attacked and I do not appreciate that-
@qatonfire7476
@qatonfire7476 Жыл бұрын
45:08 oh yeah, my grandmother used to have her hands beaten with rulers because she was left-handed. Some people are truly evil
@MontuckyLiam
@MontuckyLiam 2 жыл бұрын
It’s always a good day when EmKay posts
@strangegaybeing
@strangegaybeing 2 жыл бұрын
So every day is a good day!!!
@MontuckyLiam
@MontuckyLiam 2 жыл бұрын
@@strangegaybeing exactly
@AurizenDarkstar
@AurizenDarkstar 2 жыл бұрын
As far as the Kia/Hyundai sign, it's due to having an issue with the trailer hitch that can cause the car to catch fire. So, many parking garages won't let them park there due to the possibility of fire (and those particular models are supposed to be parked outside for the same reason).
@aurastrike
@aurastrike 2 жыл бұрын
time for a recall
@EdyAlbertoMSGT3
@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but how the hell does the trailer hitch cause a fire?
@Napa39
@Napa39 2 жыл бұрын
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 As I understand it, it's due to the wiring. Lots of trailers have lights in the back for stopping, turning, etc. and they need to be wired to the vehicle.
@digitalrailroader
@digitalrailroader 2 жыл бұрын
32:51 it’s because they were recalled for battery fires .
@Aerothedragon12
@Aerothedragon12 Жыл бұрын
19:30 If a variable in the database is called “Jeffry” then adding a new variable of the same name could cause one of four errors 1. The two variables overlap and it breaks the system requiring a reboot and possibly factory reset if the name can’t be removed 2. Jeffry (person) information is added to the Jeffry variable causing a crash when it tries to recall from variable Jeffry 3. The two variables are constantly being interchanged and making an error occur sometimes 4. Jeffry variable is set String as Integer/Float, causing an error
@ahstiasummers5583
@ahstiasummers5583 2 жыл бұрын
Once upon a time, it was believed being left-handed was a sign of the devil. So they did everything to switch such kids to using their right hands. Some tales I've heard ranged from calmer ones such as taking the pen out of the kid's left hand and in their right one, to harsher tales of teachers/parents beating kids for using their left hand
@NoahGooder
@NoahGooder 2 жыл бұрын
interesting funfact just a few years ago schools would send home students with corporal punishment permission slips (permission to get beaten or whipped in school).
@skriddle
@skriddle 2 жыл бұрын
people at LEAST as recently as the year 2005 still believe this!!! probably an insane, very small minority, but my kindergarten sunday school teacher once screamed at me and forced me to sit on my left hand the rest of the morning instead of playing. 😬 my parents were NOT happy to hear about that one! “coincidentally,” she never taught class again. 🤔
@NoahGooder
@NoahGooder 2 жыл бұрын
@@skriddle good.
@Extion147
@Extion147 2 жыл бұрын
@@skriddle Serves her right. I don't understad why people have to be so harsh over a normal human thing. Especially to little children. My heart goes out to you my friend.
@RunRabbitRUNRABBIT
@RunRabbitRUNRABBIT 2 жыл бұрын
Thankfully I was only yelled at for using my left hand when we were learning to write cursive. Sometime after my grade left elementary they stopped teaching it. I can only write my name in cursive now and it's not good cursive either
@pyrotornado108
@pyrotornado108 Жыл бұрын
Regarding the repeated 'Jeffery' and job database issue, I think I worked with someone who had this issue. Dude was hired during the pandemic and given all the necessary training and junk, but they found out his name matched another employee's name to the letter, who had already been fired and listed as not rehireable. This prevented them from giving him certain credentials necessary to actually do the work he was hired for. They couldn't fire him without just cause, and they were most likely keeping him around to avoid potential legal disputes due to discrimination loopholes, because for the next six months, this dude just came into work on time, walked around the floor, did what the supervisors asked him to do, then leave. Didn't do a bit of actual work for six months and got paid just the same as the rest of us due to some database BS the higher ups couldn't correct.
@madifal
@madifal Жыл бұрын
16:51 this part got me the hardest because I actually have 2 friends in the band’s drumline named Robert and William. As a Snare drummer, and them being cymbals, I have to hit their cymbals sometimes for certain songs. The funniest part is that they have to hold them themselves. So, if I ever get mad at something they did wrong, just a really haymaker hit on the cymbals or on their fingers with a snare drum stick should teach them a lesson real quick. :)
@theinvertebratequeen
@theinvertebratequeen 2 жыл бұрын
15:05 This one gave me hella flashbacks. In middle school, it turned out our deputy head master had been cheating on his wife with one of the teachers. When his wife found out, she put it in the local newspaper, local radio stations - anywhere that woman could get it broadcast, she got it. A lot of the mothers had crushes on the guy - safe to say nobody would touch him with a barge pole after that. I remember seeing his name in the paper and thinking he must've done something really good for the community (generally all our newspaper has in it). When I read what she'd written, I took it straight to my mum because I didn't really understand it considering I was like 8. When she explained it to me, I was astounded lmao. Even now, the whole local community still shuns him and the teacher he had the affair with. Turns out she was married too and, if I remember correctly, pregnant at the time. They both ended up getting divorces respectively to be with each other and they acted like they had the greatest love story ever. Any time I see those two though, they look so freaking depressed now. Kinda earned it imo 🤷‍♀
@YAMMAS
@YAMMAS 2 жыл бұрын
i bet his then-wife is sitting there, making an evil, dubious grin knowing she ruined his life from there on out and he absolutely deserved it.
@polarbearcan
@polarbearcan 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry my brain was not able to use enough brain cells to read this story , but i could tell the end was Amazing.
@Elvyne
@Elvyne Жыл бұрын
Savage!
@error-try-again-later
@error-try-again-later Жыл бұрын
It takes a special kind of douchebag to cheat on your _pregnant_ spouse.
@shiina29
@shiina29 Жыл бұрын
Your mom explained that to you? Lol
@fatcatlord8066
@fatcatlord8066 2 жыл бұрын
As a left-handed person I’m personally tired of people hating on the fact I don’t use my right hand for most stuff. Once somebody told me “you’re writing with the wrong hand” simply because I write with my left hand
@Shadow_Crystals12
@Shadow_Crystals12 Жыл бұрын
thats because your writing with the wrong hand, obviously (/j)
@bombdotcom2168
@bombdotcom2168 Жыл бұрын
I take Japanese and have started to learn how to write some kanji, and it was pointed out that I would have a harder time writing the kanji with my left hand- but like- even the correct way I just had to pick up my wrist a bit more- Like- It's such a dumb thing to focus on lol
@arthas640
@arthas640 10 ай бұрын
I don't know, seems pretty sinister to me
@apollo8729
@apollo8729 10 ай бұрын
I know how that feels I used my left hand when I was a toddler and my mom made me write to my right hand but I can use my left hand write and when I write with my left hand people say “your doing it wrong”and starts to point to my right hand
@cheallaigh
@cheallaigh Жыл бұрын
Used to get my hand snacked with.a ruler, forced to write lines for recess, lunch and homework., forced to constantly put my hand behind my back, the list goes on and I'm gen X. I think we were the last gen where being right handed was forced.
@BinglesP
@BinglesP Жыл бұрын
16:41 As a Frenchwoman, I can confirm we take plenty of joy having smug little quarrels with the British like this.
@Laughing_Dragon
@Laughing_Dragon Жыл бұрын
"that is a small boulder the size of a large boulder" I love this channel.
@SuperBootsTheDog
@SuperBootsTheDog Жыл бұрын
3:27 plot twist: she knew, she actually wanted olive garden
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
47:47 This is gold. Türkiye and Belarus chose themselves, Albania and Serbia chose each other, and Greece chose the OTTOMAN EMPIRE! The fracking OTTOMAN EMPIRE!
@RalorPenwat
@RalorPenwat Жыл бұрын
When you can only pick one but you want to pick Turkey AND its neighbors.
@NoctisTheBogWitch
@NoctisTheBogWitch 2 жыл бұрын
15:43 The reason they didn't put her as "hot korean girl" is she was a child. so yeah.
@mollytaylor8122
@mollytaylor8122 2 жыл бұрын
Aw that's not as funny lol
@PalashGuptaChess101
@PalashGuptaChess101 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t that have put them all as Korean Girls? bruh
@NoctisTheBogWitch
@NoctisTheBogWitch 2 жыл бұрын
@@PalashGuptaChess101 do... do you think children are hot or something??
@slomosis8923
@slomosis8923 2 жыл бұрын
@@NoctisTheBogWitch u think what they’re trying to say is, instead of labeling them as hot or not, just put them all under a ‘Korean girl’ label so you don’t need to separate them
@liengandriod55
@liengandriod55 Жыл бұрын
What movie is that from?
@SkyDog1972
@SkyDog1972 Жыл бұрын
26:18 "So just say once a month, why do you got to do every fourth Monday?" Because people need to know WHEN during the month the meeting is! That way, people know when the meetings are without having to check a schedule!
@wolf1066
@wolf1066 Жыл бұрын
50:14 - Shades of _The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_ (radio series) in which it's revealed that the most obscene - and therefore avoided - word throughout known space (except for on one planet, where they don't know what it means), is "Belgium". Looks like that Automoderator bot was programmed by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation...
@ashalyce421
@ashalyce421 2 жыл бұрын
2:59 We need an updated Ohio candle that smells like sulfer, flavored vodka, and banana flavored candy.
@danielkolesar8353
@danielkolesar8353 2 жыл бұрын
I bet its a pipebomb
@laughableInflection
@laughableInflection 2 жыл бұрын
What about corn?
@Al___
@Al___ 2 жыл бұрын
@@laughableInflection as an Ohioan, sure.
@laughableInflection
@laughableInflection 2 жыл бұрын
@@Al___ glad we ohioans are in agreement
@Split0069
@Split0069 2 жыл бұрын
No. Ohio sucks. Even the theme parks are lame.
@TheOgersMask
@TheOgersMask 11 ай бұрын
11:25 my favorite Bartender is Robert Underdunk Terwilliger Jr. also known as Sideshow Bob
@Ineedserioushelp498
@Ineedserioushelp498 2 жыл бұрын
18:04 not as bad as getting beaten up by all of your friends who willingly came to your birthday party, almost breaking your right leg. THIS IS WHY I HATE PEOPLE
@jonmendelson1104
@jonmendelson1104 2 жыл бұрын
26:20 "Just say once a month, why you gotta do every 4th Monday." It's a schedule, so they're clarifying the specific day of the meeting. If they said once a month they'd have to specify when it was afterward.
@najrenchelf2751
@najrenchelf2751 2 жыл бұрын
Also, with every 4th Monday, they get in 13 meetings a year instead of 12 - if they choose to follow it that religiously!
@Primalcacat
@Primalcacat 3 ай бұрын
18:03 Master Chief from halo, he was kidnapped at a very young age and was taught how to kill and survive in very harsh environments
@WisteriaTCH
@WisteriaTCH 2 жыл бұрын
0:46 i love this, i'm gonna start using this "You got three stooged my friend"
@pine.app.le-pizz.a
@pine.app.le-pizz.a Жыл бұрын
9:36 One time, I was at a college campus and I was inside one of the buildings. There was a glass door and a goose standing right outside the door, perfectly still, looking in. Right above its head on the door was a sign that said “Respect the goose.” It was at the perfect height and the goose was perfectly centred on the door and everything was so perfect that it felt like a crime to not let the goose in. (I didn’t, because that would have caused a mess. But I will always remember that goose.)
@thatone900
@thatone900 Жыл бұрын
I think the best example of my own r/F***you in particular story happened when I was about 7. My dear sweet mother got a bag of lucky charms, my brother got the first bowl the next day, and every other piece in that bowl was a marshmallow. Nice! When I got mine, there were only 3 in the entire bowl, beautifully presented on the top in a nice triangle. One was even one of those stupid 1/4 marshmallows.
@Loooore3483
@Loooore3483 Жыл бұрын
There's no better thing then feeling like shit, going to sleep on the couch and black out at 3am watching EmKay
@Peekofwar
@Peekofwar Жыл бұрын
26:48 - Fun fact: Annotations no longer work on KZbin despite the setting still existing in the video player.
@ProSkillzDragonGal
@ProSkillzDragonGal Жыл бұрын
15:44 Normal people: what did the quokka do? STAYs: what did Han do?
@Mexican_Nani
@Mexican_Nani 2 жыл бұрын
You are not going crazy, spokesperson for today's emkay did infact repeat a few bits and also gave different reactions for each of them.( for example the state candles ,the lady who gotten her porch recked by endangered birds, exc..)
@Insanebehaviordude
@Insanebehaviordude 2 жыл бұрын
Its because these are different videos put together. Reddit is full of reposts so the same posts sometimes make it to different videos because of it
@quantumtabbylargo7457
@quantumtabbylargo7457 2 жыл бұрын
jeffery.
@SquidDeinq
@SquidDeinq 2 жыл бұрын
So I am not the only one.
@thatoneterrifiedfrog
@thatoneterrifiedfrog Жыл бұрын
@@Insanebehaviordude i think he would've remembered it no ? this is honestly so weird
@alteregobruh
@alteregobruh Жыл бұрын
@@thatoneterrifiedfrog I’m not surprised. The amount of Reddit posts the consume and then immediately move on from means they’re bound to re-hit a few and forget. When they remember, they cut it out I assume.
@DylansLapplandSimping
@DylansLapplandSimping 2 жыл бұрын
19:18 either they really ficked up their Database and IT is literally to lazy to fix it. Or they just really dislike having Jeffrey in their database
@alexandrialarsen3101
@alexandrialarsen3101 2 жыл бұрын
Or they already have to many jeffreys and don't want to add to the pile
@IHAVEASON
@IHAVEASON Жыл бұрын
12:29 full story of the elephant who killed the 70yr old The elephant was with their child and the women around her mid 40's-50's was where it started of at. The women killed the elephant's child and attempted to kill the elephant mother, but the elephant escaped before it happened, a few decades later the elephant and her friends come back to kill the women, and then later on again, come back to her funeral and do the same again.
@shahneelay
@shahneelay 2 жыл бұрын
ah yes, *PARTICALR*
@munchlax6577
@munchlax6577 2 жыл бұрын
Particle Calorie
@marcotanooky9651
@marcotanooky9651 2 жыл бұрын
So true
@Obliteratu
@Obliteratu 2 жыл бұрын
I also feel that if things are to be fcuked in particalr then repeating at least three of them only the first half, isn't being particalryl particalr at all.
@ASweetShortCake
@ASweetShortCake Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite subreddit. It’s not always really bad, either. Just hilarious.
@Rasec193
@Rasec193 5 ай бұрын
18:06 In my 13th birtday, i only invited 1 person (my best friend) and we had a really good day so it is worth it to be with that guy
@pandathereallist
@pandathereallist 2 жыл бұрын
The left handed people thing. In kindergarten. Age 5 I had a teacher scream at me for using my left hand to write and then when I said I couldn’t and started crying she called my mother and told her I was being disobedient. My mom put her in her place.
@knowwhey925
@knowwhey925 2 жыл бұрын
I worked with a girl from Croatia that was born left handed but forced to be right handed. Apparently that happened a lot in the past!
@pandathereallist
@pandathereallist 2 жыл бұрын
@@knowwhey925surprisingly a lot of countries force children to write with their right hands.
@cescimes
@cescimes 2 жыл бұрын
@@pandathereallist yeah, that's why i play hockey as a leftie, but used to writing as a rightie
@flyshadowwolf9585
@flyshadowwolf9585 2 жыл бұрын
I was originally left handed as a child however in elementary school I was forced to learn how to use my right hand and told not to use my left hand to write. My left hand is now my weakest hand.
@Windmillity
@Windmillity 2 жыл бұрын
2:17 bro censored the word French 💀
@Dephyrus
@Dephyrus 10 ай бұрын
As a french person i feel just a little tiny bit offended
@CrystalShard9871
@CrystalShard9871 Жыл бұрын
Oh when it's ROBIN doing this, you know its gonna get personal.
@SwifterDuster
@SwifterDuster 2 жыл бұрын
13:31 “a rare left-coiled snake” 🐍 I CANT STOP LAUGHING 💀💀💀
@kasuraga
@kasuraga 2 жыл бұрын
Snail. left coiled snail
@marzipan__
@marzipan__ 2 жыл бұрын
36:30 This might be due to a recent security issue with both brands that makes them very susceptible to being broken into and stolen. There was a whole TikTok challenge about stealing newer Kia and Hyundai cars because it was so easy.
@wiredspace6643
@wiredspace6643 2 жыл бұрын
Possibly, though it’s more likely due to some of them catching fire from a short or something similar in the tow hitch area, they’ve issued a recall but afaik don’t have a solution yet
@angelogaray8019
@angelogaray8019 Жыл бұрын
12:28 From what I’ve heard, the woman was a member of a group of poachers. Remember, elephants never forget.
@JITA
@JITA 2 жыл бұрын
2:55 998 is in the second line from the bottom on the right.
@jmi967
@jmi967 Жыл бұрын
Not only is the memorization of an entire Scrabble dictionary impressive in and of itself. The ability to win is still a feat in and of itself. Just because you know all of the words, doesn't mean you can recall the best ones fast enough for the situation. It's like being able to have a textbook during a test, you are still going to see people failing the test. I looked up how to pronounce Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz and after about 10 listens, I still can only reliable get the first and last half of the last. That sign about the Telluride and Pallisade looks very fake.
@starofaetherius
@starofaetherius 9 ай бұрын
"that is a small boulder the size of a large boulder" is fucking hilarious dude. The stuff that comes out of Robin's mouth sometimes i swear xD please never change.
@Graytail
@Graytail 2 жыл бұрын
25:30 How'd the birds know thats Tim's car?
@cymtastique
@cymtastique 2 жыл бұрын
1:44 Not be a _C R I N G E N A E N A E_ _B A E B A E_ I'm actually crying!😂
@Dancing_DP
@Dancing_DP Жыл бұрын
Bobs like dat-
@CherryHasNoGoodUser
@CherryHasNoGoodUser Жыл бұрын
​@@Dancing_DPsmg4 fan?! 😮
@Powerbomb323
@Powerbomb323 5 ай бұрын
43:46 Ahhh yess the classic art of Blocking the name in the picture but saying the name in the post. 😂😂
@JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish
@JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish 2 жыл бұрын
The sidney woman on Twitter: lol imagine moaning the name william during sex The man behind the slaughter: im rapidly approaching your location
@that_forest_fae
@that_forest_fae 2 жыл бұрын
The "tämä on hevonpaskaa" made me laugh so much, thank you for the laugh (You're surprisingly good at pronouncing Finnish :) )
@Gleowyn
@Gleowyn 2 жыл бұрын
I was taken aback by his surprisingly on point pronunciation!
@moth6678
@moth6678 5 ай бұрын
I think the universe wanted to be ironic today. Because I was watching this video then I was notified that the radius for getting a bus and walking to my school is different at either of my divorced parents houses. One house I ride the bus. The other is just on the cusp of me riding the bus so I have to walk. Ironic? I don't know honestly
@Franktheguy128
@Franktheguy128 2 жыл бұрын
13:38 not only that but the other two snails mated with each other in front of Jeremy
@AverageCharcoal
@AverageCharcoal Жыл бұрын
Rip jeremy
@Michipicoten
@Michipicoten Жыл бұрын
3:32 SAME! One of my class mates in either 5th or 6th grade science class said the same thing, but nobody really cared that much or brought it up again.
@brandonbombplays9304
@brandonbombplays9304 11 ай бұрын
19:40 Yes, due to reasons similar to the causes behind RAM manipulation, there are oddly specific combinations of letters that sometimes will not work in a program for no explainable reason. This is very possible.
@diamondan5721
@diamondan5721 2 жыл бұрын
1:40 you know it's bad when even Bob calls you cringe
@Dancing_DP
@Dancing_DP Жыл бұрын
I know like God damn-
@olivia07694
@olivia07694 7 ай бұрын
Fr
@Brother8237
@Brother8237 Жыл бұрын
18:55 no fr who is doing this because they are dedicated af. they are either buying lots of peppers writing notes on all of them and attempting to throw them or they are climbing on the roof every evening completely unheard and dropping it in there. And I find that absolutely hilarious
@bergerle
@bergerle Жыл бұрын
The broken screen on a plane just happened to me last year. On a 11h flight. It was a return flight so I knew their media catalog and already picked in advance what I wanted to watch. I even bought simple headphones during my stay because the ones they provided on the plane were by far the worst I ever used and I wanted to be able to understand conversation and generally enjoy the movies. I came to my seat and the my screen - and only my screen - was totally screwed up. Not just black, but showing lots of colorful lines. It was so messed up, it couldn't even be turned off (on an overnight flight). Thanks for nothing.
@kfscas
@kfscas Жыл бұрын
Where the tumbleweeds go when they pass by in a movie scene: 51:44
@lady_draguliana784
@lady_draguliana784 2 жыл бұрын
I need a t-shirt with "THAT-IS-A-SMALL-BOULDER-THE-SIZE-OF-A-LARGE-BOULDER!" on it being cawed by a robin! 🤣🤣🤣
@stwberriz
@stwberriz 10 ай бұрын
Me: sees the first one My goofy ahh mind: *I bet dwight Schroot wrote that*
@a.v.e.r.y._.
@a.v.e.r.y._. 2 жыл бұрын
32:52 Renzi in italy is an italian politician, pretty much hated by many and this type of graffity are real common in some part of italy
@nuke_monke
@nuke_monke Жыл бұрын
was looking for this comment
@ChrisLeeW00
@ChrisLeeW00 2 жыл бұрын
“If Chris were a spice, he’d be flour” 😂
@BTTRSWYT
@BTTRSWYT 2 жыл бұрын
As a chris, i'd like to think I'm more of a cinnamon.
@stalecheez-it1034
@stalecheez-it1034 2 жыл бұрын
as another chris i think id be more of a salt
@chuckmcluckin6082
@chuckmcluckin6082 2 жыл бұрын
That was a Bob's Burgers joke, sorry to say
@Between_thetacklesLIVE
@Between_thetacklesLIVE Жыл бұрын
44:51 there was an old time baseball player who couldn’t hit off lefties, so he hated lefties. He went so far as to tie his child’s left hand in a bag of tobacco when he reached for a rattle with his left had.
@Overblots
@Overblots 2 жыл бұрын
This video is hilarious, Keep up the good work Robin and the EmKay team!
@lazylexy2123
@lazylexy2123 Жыл бұрын
That fork in the tire seems too perfect. Not only is there a fork puncturing the tire, but it's also flipping them off. Taking the phrase "fork in the road" to a new level.
@Zhe-wf8vm
@Zhe-wf8vm 4 ай бұрын
Yes I'm late but about the Jeremy the snail, he mated with one of the 2 matches before dying
@Windy_Floof
@Windy_Floof 2 жыл бұрын
16:50 Clara afton: YEAH ABOUT THAT-
@ellebee2763bfdi
@ellebee2763bfdi 10 ай бұрын
LMAO
@UNDFATAL
@UNDFATAL 2 жыл бұрын
8:07 i remember at school, me and another guy used to put at least a couple ketchup or mustard packets under random men's toilets for almost a whole two months, we were the legends of the school, no one knew who we were but everyone thought and talked about "the packet man" pretty much every day. we eventually got caught but we were so proud of ourselves we didn't give a fuck about losing video games! i remember getting one of the 2nd graders, i've never laughed like that about a prank before, he came out the bathroom all grumpy and said exactly "who's the poop-head who put a ketchup packet under the toilet!!!" we used to use the same pattern (putting the ketchup paquets at precise times) and leave messages sometimes on the toilets, my message used to be "haha numb-nuts, your ass is stained!" and my friend used to write something like "woah, nice ass dude". those were the greatest times...
@finnthefox5568
@finnthefox5568 11 ай бұрын
At 29:40, this is from Bo Burnham's poetry book "Egghead" :)
@DemonXeron
@DemonXeron 2 жыл бұрын
19:39 This could be due to the fact they might use the first name as the primary identifier (also known as a foreign key) in the database meaning that if someone else is called Jeffery it wouldn't work. One way they could solve this is to add a random number or letter after the name, but it would mean that all correspondence might need logical changes OR they just accept their name as Jeffery1 now. This could cause tax issues though as the name data would not be accurate. It would be a whole thing trust me. This is why you don't use useful data as a foreign key.
@roo2592
@roo2592 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has written a database, yes. That’s probably what happened. They didn’t use a unique identifier so now they can’t have more than one person with the same name. Whoever designed that database is lazy as shit.
@Eltar_
@Eltar_ 2 жыл бұрын
17:17 yep thats kinda true, I'm from poland and you can be named grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz
@BlazingArts.
@BlazingArts. 4 ай бұрын
16:16 as a Mainer, I can confirm this happens to most old men in this state
@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 2 жыл бұрын
22:55 i haven't seen this guy get THAT owned since that time Vaush absolutely floored him
@TheKintin23
@TheKintin23 2 жыл бұрын
19:41 my best guess is that when the database was first being set up, they made it so searches for employees are done by first name. This is bad coding because it could cause problems if there is more than 1 employee with that name (it might return the wrong employee) and they decided it was too expensive to fix. Still dumb though.
@kiiturii
@kiiturii 2 жыл бұрын
just make his name "Jeff" or "Jeffrey2" or "jeffrey (followed by the first letter of their last name)". This issue is too simple to fix it can't be the reason
@Larsen_illustrations
@Larsen_illustrations Жыл бұрын
​@@kiiturii Just put him under a different name like bob
@KinshinReaper
@KinshinReaper Жыл бұрын
bro the dysfunctional veteran basically saying, "you better not let me find out who you are" would be terrifying, also props to the woman with the writer husband XD the Peta line poster is so dumb, revised lineup in order from my least food like to most food like = Dog/Cat/Horse/Rabbit/Duck/Pig/Cow/Chicken "the party isn't really worth it if there are only 2 of us" translation "I wanted to go to a party, not hang out with you" lmao fuck that person
@ItzTerraYT
@ItzTerraYT 2 жыл бұрын
"Wait.. its all robin narrating?" "Always has been.."
@ShreddedWombat
@ShreddedWombat 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the part where Robin said "It's small boulderin' time" and proceeded to large boulder all over one specific guy
@aaltag4068
@aaltag4068 10 ай бұрын
As someone learning in the medical/healthcare field. There is a huge difference between once a [timeframe] and every [timeframe]. We have so many wounds that would need a change of dressing *every 2 days* yet the doctor only prescribes *3 times a week*
@DaltonKevinM
@DaltonKevinM 2 жыл бұрын
0:57 Martin Cooper was fired from Bell labs when he proposed his mobile phone concept. According to myth and legend this phone call was made to his old boss where he him/her where to stick it.
@REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI
@REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI Жыл бұрын
What's even hilarious is that then Bell Labs saw what Motorola was doing and and how revolutionary it was going to be, then immediately tried to steal the creation and come out with it first.
@SG-xy5jd
@SG-xy5jd 2 жыл бұрын
14:44 if you don't like the weather in Alberta, wait 5 minutes. Our province is basically bipolar when it comes to weather.
@lizzydancess
@lizzydancess 2 жыл бұрын
lmao yeah i've lived hear for 10+ years and i've gotten used to it
@ultraindigo
@ultraindigo 2 ай бұрын
Same with Saskatchewan, though I have never had the opportunity to ride my motorcycle this late into November until now.
@jackbob83
@jackbob83 4 ай бұрын
As a lefty I feel extremely assaulted during this video. Us left-handed people are the most oppressed minority in the USA currently
@CallMeMatey
@CallMeMatey 2 жыл бұрын
20:50 as a Danish person, I got offended by this lmao.
@zigimc2370
@zigimc2370 6 ай бұрын
It’s porbably sweden!😂
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