ALL OF R/TECHNICALLYTHETRUTH

[@fishy492]

Just remember. If you see that the name "unavailable" is unavailable, somebody had to make the ultimate sacrifice and name themselves "unavailable" while the name was still available

[@AshesStuffYT]

You said my name?

[@AshesStuffYT]

@Erinn Saige Matas It was a joke

[@AshesStuffYT]

@Erinn Saige Matas I didn't realise that until now, thanks

[@unavailable404_9]

i stole this name

[@diamsona9558]

@@unavailable404_9 lmao

[@babowasalwayshere]

Actually, technically egg isn't the most popular form of child to eat. It's the most popular form of period to eat. It wouldn't be a child unless it's fertilized. And fun fact, that's considered a delicacy in Southern Asia called balut.

[@Your_Local_Moron]

I saw this as soon as that one came up

[@hambo2222]

you really took the time to do the research. But why did you say "technically" when it says "r/TECHNICALLYthetruth"?

[@babowasalwayshere]

@@hambo2222 Why do I have to have a reason to use a word? Chill bro lol

[@ChrissieBear]

An egg can be fertilized without having any visible foetus.

[@hambo2222]

@@babowasalwayshere its a joke

[@jackmusic5994]

You know, self defense is just a legal version of he started it

[@cheesestickler]

dam your smart

[@sleepy-emerald]

You’re smart. Also, love the pfp.

[@ZombossLordOfDoom]

And the court ruling Imperfect self defense is the legal version of And I'm ending it.

[@moofey6900]

r/technicallythetruth

[@jackmusic5994]

@@moofey6900 yeah, that’s kinda the point

[@Fluffyloafofbread]

I didn't realize it was a hour long and i got so confused when Damien turned into Robin

[@BaniTheBun]

@Infinity you know it switches to Robin multiple times in the video?

[@marcovaleriofranco9310]

I watched it all misreading the 1:10:00 to 11:00 AT THE END I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS PASSED ONLY 11 MINUTES

[@nicolaski5847]

LMAO@@marcovaleriofranco9310

[@microwave856]

@@marcovaleriofranco9310nah i think that was 176.24 seconds

[@timohara7717]

He didn't get censored thouths theds

[@bastet7838]

(36:39) there actually is a disorder that lets you see sounds. It's called synesthesia and it crosses your senses, hence the seeing sounds or tasting colors. There are a lot of different forms of it, and it's an interesting thing to look into.

[@rv4554]

WOW, really?!

[@atlasgetssilly]

when i can taste colors: example: broccolli tastes like a dark sort of like lime ish

[@shouga6216]

The most common form is grapheme-color synesthesia, causing you to perceive different colors in numbers and/or letters

[@thedamghostking]

i was looking for this! when i play two very specific notes on piano, i see neon yellow and dark blue streaks of color. and wednesday is light denim blue. thank you for your time.

[@bastet7838]

@@thedamghostking glad to be of help.

[@The_Keeper]

49:52 I remember reading an article somewhere where a guy was sued for racism, but he got off because he could prove that he was an asshole to everyone equally. So, the argument literally holds up in court...

[@darkmoondeath00]

you can get sued for racism???

[@abbypatacsil1177]

13:13 narrator changes

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@darkmoondeath00 if you can, i hope a lot more people get sued 🙃

[@hazeltree7738]

@@darkmoondeath00 You can probably be sued for denying service for a racist reason, discrimination to the point you're fucking up their life, etc

[@darkmoondeath00]

@@hazeltree7738 ive racked up about 200 times i have evaded the law then

[@sarahlovee1865]

16:12 funny story...when my son got his hearing device and was running around just checking everything out and we're all yelling his name trying to get his attention chasing him around and at one point it hit me... We're just making noises, he has no concept of a name or that this sound we're making is supposed to get his attention.... we're just making sounds. I'll never forget that day. I felt so smart and stupid at the same time.

[@dream_walker9726]

That is wholesome

[@shawnsuggs7559]

"Oh my god, the concept of language is completely and utterly false and irrelevant, making all pretenses of history false or at the very least unreliable... MICHAEL!!"

[@sarahlovee1865]

@@shawnsuggs7559 please don't hate me... But I don't get the reference...lil help?

[@shawnsuggs7559]

@@sarahlovee1865 not a reference of anything, actually. That was just made-up mumbo jumbo.

[@fe1n00]

comprar

[@ozthebeeman]

when i was young i cheated on a test by using a practice test that was handed to us a couple of days in advance to practice ofc i didnt practice so i just kept the practice test in my bag and looked at it when the teacher wasnt looking. i got 100 and the teacher was surprised he asked me how i did so good and i told him something along the lines of the practice test you handed out really helped

[@TheSaltwaterRoom]

"but you're in the livingroom" Literally a plot point of a vampire book series I've read 😂

[@mbggrossman4131]

What series

[@annamariemartin5214]

@@mbggrossman4131 yes i am also curious.

[@mbggrossman4131]

@@annamariemartin5214 it's been like, a year.

[@goober61]

@@mbggrossman4131im curious aswell

[@moss6248]

7:03 as someone who is Irish I’d say yes, mashed potatoes are Irish guacamole

[@mirandathepandakitty1630]

As someone who is both Irish and Mexican I couldn’t agree more

[@eunoiamorosis]

@@mirandathepandakitty1630 I second this

[@Scaryasparagus]

I LOVE YOUR PFP IM OMNI TOO😊

[@moss6248]

@@Scaryasparagus !!! :)

[@tacticalnerd1831]

Yes it’s technicallythetruth

[@skibidifortnite12]

Indeed

[@totem8476]

only facts here

[@joy-wire]

amogus

[@tacticalnerd1831]

@@joy-wire yes

[@TheOmnituens]

No, it's r/technicallythetruth.

[@divyaredblox1826]

1:03:19 the fraction symbol is also known as a division symbol, so sometimes calculators will show it as a fraction when dividing, so there is a button on the calculator you have to press to get the actual number/decimal. It only happens when the answer isn't a whole number.

[@Jose-Campos.]

Wait you watched all-

[@divyaredblox1826]

@@Jose-Campos. yea, I did watch the whole thing. I was bored and EmKay channel is entertaining for me...

[@e3-c3-3x-d3-s-w-a-w-s]

@@Jose-Campos. who doesnt watch the whole thing?

[@warriorboi6228]

13:42 yes but the people who breathe water die from drowning

[@divyaredblox1826]

@@warriorboi6228 🥐👍🏼

[@omgtatercat]

Man, that Toy Story thing of "if a toy died, the others would watch the kid play with the corpse" thing annoys me. The only dead toy is a completely destroyed toy. How are they supposed to "die" otherwise? They aren't living things, so they don't age or get sick. I mean, let's remember in the first one that Sid's weird experiments and his sister's headless dolls were still moving around.

[@pancornyt8330]

If you're serious Here *R/WOOOOSH* if you're joking *Good one-*

[@creativename_]

@@pancornyt8330 or you could've said "ARE YOU /j OR /srs!?'

[@BinglesP]

This implies the Toys in Toy Story have the basically-same type of artificial-life/immortality as most Mega Man characters do, and I can’t believe it took me this long to realize

[@BinglesP]

^Funnily enough, on that note, my mom calls Sigma “Evil Buzz Lightyear” so that’s pretty ironic

[@ghostofanant]

How is this so deep wtf

[@bunnyluve]

2:00 the game here is Ghost 1.0 This was done as a Kickstarter goal, I believe, and you get an achievement for doing it. After "I'm getting sick of you." is displayed, the game CLOSES ITSELF to your desktop.

[@TheresNoWay.]

I love that

[@x_shxrrds_x7041]

i love these types of videos, but not hearing the normal intro makes my heart speed up about 200% 😰😰

[@isappycracks]

you gotta go to the doctor thats not normal you can get a heart attack

[@cathyng4179]

Bot

[@insertcreativehandlehere]

10:06 Gotta love the fact that the workers at Nintendo spent time and effort into making one image not in the manual just to send to someone.

[@LooneyRooney985]

It's all so beautiful together

[@zax5428]

@rahongg piss bot

[@zax5428]

Dont worry i reported their ccount

[@rexosed]

1:28-fun fact,blobfish doesn't look like this in their natural habitat,this form is a disfigured corpses of a fish whose tissues got EXPLODED due to rapid pressure change from surfacing.

[@Iuna_]

this is only technically the truth since there's more episodes to come

[@trystankitty5393]

Whoops I commented here not in the comments

[@SirMisterGD]

bots bots bots everywhere

[@trystankitty5393]

Im just guesing the first three comments are the same

[@triplettobi4424]

@Triple Hello there

[@yrbdymytmpl]

@@kingglovers_____8813 sorry catboo's not into sex. or whatever shitty virus you have there.

[@haley_rosees]

11:51 the least spoken languages are 3. Sign language 2. Morse Code 1. Braille

[@Movedchanelssss]

Why did you comment this twice

[@kevinplaystudio]

@@Movedchanelssssbcuz she did not saw her first comment so she though there was an error so she commented again and then it worked little did she know the first comment was pending but it was still loading so that’s why that happened some people might think she is a bot but she is real human i think at least bcuz da vids are looking genuine

[@Movedchanelssss]

@@kevinplaystudio dude can you please use punctuations or something, i had like 2 strokes trying to read this

[@kevinplaystudio]

@@Movedchanelssss Fine

[@NotRealChatGPT]

braille is less spoken than morse code because morse code sometimes makes sounds, braille never makes sounds

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

Toy Story is actually more morbid than that. You can see in Sid's house that's the toys are clearly imortal. Whatever happens to them, they will continue living as the pieces that are left over.

[@BinglesP]

Basically like Mega Man but the humans aren’t aware of their life at all

[@thatuselessfoox5922]

Funny story time- get out ya popcorn, lads. A man was in his restroom, when he heard a knocking sound on the closed restroom door. He was obviously home alone, so he thought someone broke in. He calls the police, and they enter his house and go to the bathroom door. The man hears the knocking stop, then a couple seconds later the door opens. (Yes, he was already done with his business). The officer looks him dead in the eye, then holds up the man's roomba. "We caught the dirtbag, wait here as we sweep the house for more." And that was a real story, my nameless comrades reading this. My father, who is a Firefighter, told me this story. Now, off I go to make more people laugh-

[@bolmobelo]

Absolutely brilliant

[@wordzmyth]

😁

[@sinine1100]

Not very believable. You'd hear the whirring long before the knocking.

[@memeking2657]

God:you disgusting humans deserve death Humans:that’s technically the truth

[@CinderTheSkulldog]

Hey guys, what if the first person who built the T-Rex fossil in a museum got lazy while placing the arms and was like "Eh screw it, have small arms and hands."

[@CinderTheSkulldog]

@A Random Weeb yeah, makes sense, but it does make you wonder, "what if..." Also thanks for the comment on my pfp

[@venomous8700]

Now i can't unimagine a T-rex with giant hands that constantly touch the ground, and it always looks like a tired sim

[@TLRbloom]

“Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.” Also if you stick them deep inside you you’ll scream and choke.

[@vasomilinkovic4536]

Ayo

[@lovesicksaturn]

2:34 I'm honestly not surprised Quackity would tweet something like that lmao

[@HenryEmily3551]

Same lol

[@germanfornitekid]

I once was in class and my teacher is like,”Let's get together and think!” She had us write a solution to something on a sticky note. I had the most idiotic idea ever and put down,” Kill the person, bulldoze the house, and clean up the mess.” She called me out in the hall.

[@TrainBoi227]

Y'know, at first, it didn't register that it was Damien narrating the first part. Damien is the only true narrator in my mind. His laugh is precious, and I miss him.

[@jordanharris971]

idk if you know this but he has a yt called deelee

[@Disbanded9998]

@@jordanharris971 I think deelee is over so after seeing all the videos, go to the other one called damien lee

[@GeminiRandom56]

“Nice name!” “Thanks! I got it for my birthday!” “Really? I got mine for Christmas.” Jesus?

[@DeadpoolioTheAmazing69]

Um.. Well Christmas was Jesus's birthday so it's the same thing, lol

[@moosie_baby]

Based off the way quackity normally acts that is something he would die on

[@vivithebird]

AAA I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[@No_1.8]

Everyone dies eventually

[@libinlibin8502]

@@vivithebird sameeeee

[@DarkAngel1117_]

⟟ like how we all collectively agreed

[@No_1.8]

@Jelly Ari / Blitzo I know you know I was being a smartass

[@theholyketchup6445]

17:04 Fun Fact: Alpharad made this tweet while he was drunk because of a drinking game he played with a friend. Every time his Ness amibo 3 stocked one of his fans, they would have to take a swig of quite a strong alcoholic beverage.

[@goblin3139]

i love how you can hear Damien's mouse clicking to start/stop the recording for almost every clip

[@rockingamingwiththesahit2145]

53:15 What has 4 letters. Sometimes has 9 letters. Never has 5 letters.

[@joshisailer9521]

16:56 the thing is: the German translation for "anti baby pills" literally is "antibabypillen"

[@tbnratlangamer242]

4:00 "So you have chosen death" *Ignites lightsaber*

[@OverStrive2008]

Damien and Robin are taking turns voicing stuff, like a chess match which makes Lexi a judge

[@UmbrellaCorporationFiredMe]

And Jack is the prize.

[@tmfyi8048]

We need a video with all 3 of them at once reacting to stuff like this

[@molassesman4066]

@@tmfyi8048 better yet They dont hear the otjer people and its just permanent overlap

[@OverStrive2008]

@Trollface gang they tell you

[@QueenOfSh3ba]

Ngl, I secretly love it when Robin blows his top and gets pissed off. He says what everyone (well, ME at least) is thinking. Discovering there’s a playlist by narrators… best.day.ever. Hehehe

[@aLLison-iu9ev]

2:33 the fact that quackity tweeted that makes me feel all emotions at once and i don’t know what to do about it

[@antton7705]

Technically scissors are two knives so if someone were holding one scissors and both hands they would be quadruple wielding

[@ashercd6487]

What if they held two pairs with their feet?

[@theayce3580]

@AsherCD eightfold of knifes

[@OniKidou]

0:14 I love the fact that the teacher gave them an extra two points (at least I think that's what the +2 means) and left the comment "very clever" there as well. That teacher deserves the Teacher of the Year or something to that matter.

[@sillykitti_]

even though the kid just copied the words at the top :|

[@nameless......................]

@@sillykitti_ r / w o o o s h

[@kitcatmunchkin]

@@sillykitti_ thank you, nobody knew that, lord obvious.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

but why isn't "spell" spelled begging with s

[@jtcanimations1200]

6:48

[@titlepending3820]

I never laugh at these. I laugh internally obviously, but I usually only crack a smile while listening to these videos. But at 24:28 I lost my sh!t so hard I choked on my drink. You made me have a real, genuine laugh for the first time in can't remember when. I am still laughing and I got tears in my eyes. What the ever loving feck.

[@IrisWhiskey]

Some people are like slinkies, they have no real purpose... but it makes you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs...

[@lonely.toaster]

🤔

[@jackmusic5994]

r/cursedcomments

[@machinegunc1325]

Probably didn’t create this themself, but it is hilarious

[@W3nd1go238]

Real

[@toaster7254]

I just love how at the beginning, you can hear all the clicks from switching from 1 meme to the next from damien's end

[@G10M13]

I’m glad that teacher at the beginning was actually nice about it and gave him a good grade because usually on those little tests or exams the kid does something smart and they give a bad grade

[@CJK_781]

The word your looking for Is not Smart its *_Smart Ass_*

[@Pullithard]

I still remember my grandfathers last words before he kicked the bucket. He said “how far do u think I can kick this bucket”

[@gachamaria2890]

Quackity: baby’s don’t pay taxes Me: small kids don’t pay taxes either

[@UndeadJohnGaming]

"Whales have existed for at least one year" *instant click* *me dying of laughter*

[@TTED1TZ]

Me: What do you call wise? Literally nobody: what? Me: otherwise.

[@Elitemoone]

If you think about it, all of technicallythetruth is just normal technicallythetruth.

[@Elitemoone]

Burger

[@isappycracks]

agree

[@ToastedBreadWithHoney]

r/technicallythetruth

[@noviranerotoxin3033]

I think my brain malfunctioned reading this

[@drog9235]

@@Elitemoone chemshurger

[@fualexis822]

"Seems like a terrible show" still laughs at a joke from the show. Probably not knowing it's from the show.

[@JonJon1]

2:45 Only saying 4 words, “GET ON THE GROUND”

[@HyperWhispers]

Man,at 11:45 when "Who volunteers" was said,I impulsively shot my hand up and starting crying.

[@silvertriforce2574]

R2D2 guy is also known as "bean dad" and is known to have abused his young daughter by refusing to feed her for over 6 hours because he never taught her to use a can opener and wanted her to figure it out herself as a "learning experience", his daughter was 8 or 9 at the time

[@thetoughunicorn1679]

Oh wow

[@walgekaaren1783]

2:48 No it had something to do with return rates, because he had a minuscule sum returned in pennies, and since the bank required it to be rounded up, then the sum was below a rate, he made a killing. Imagine the bank worker, having to count all those minimum amounts. It made headlines too, X^D

[@WindyREDPanda]

State your Name, Profession and Reason! "The Doctor, Doctor, Fun"

[@Gedasher-kr2dc]

7:32 I CANT💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@slayingtobetheslay]

2:34 I mean Quackity isn’t wrong though… let’s be fair.

[@boyof100faces]

1:03:06 I have that exact calculator, and it’s awesome, despite looking weird. There’s a translate button to turn it into a normal/mixed fraction, a decimal, and a repeat decimal. Or change the settings (It can also do radicals if it’s a square root). I don’t know why i felt the urge to inform you all of this

[@BinglesP]

1:07:04 I get that the test thing is probably just a joke setup, but those questions are incredibly random to appear right next to each other.

[@walrusarf9046]

THE KRONK ONE AT THE START. IM LITERALLY GOING TO PASS AWAY RIGHT NOW. IM CRYING. REAL TEARS.

[@kaiheartssturns]

LMAO don't die 😭😭😭

[@Nepheos]

The "rock in the face" guy suffocated to death and the rock ended up on his head afterwards, according to researchers.

[@BinglesP]

Well, of course they didn’t suffocate him! The one thing Mega Man and Dwayne Johnson have in common is that they would never kill a human that doesn’t deserve it!

[@Nepheos]

@@BinglesP ... thank you for making me imagine "the rock" face sitting some dude. god damnit lol

[@mandycraddock1298]

Fun fact: everything on this video is technically the truth just like this fun fact

[@milo_south3670]

This is all technically correct. *THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!*

[@Blahaj_Gaming847]

Yems

[@NTVE404]

My man made his whole language at 1:01

[@baaz5642]

That's all of r/technicallythetruth!

[@txddsiee]

r/technicallythetruth

[@markmarkie3634]

Hi

[@reznovvazileski3193]

1:07:20 This joke would've worked so well in the "People who don't know, people who know" format :')

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

What if cigarette companies were secretly just sea turtles that don’t want to deal with pollution anymore

[@Hello_Im_Weird]

13:42 I’ve never met anyone who’s breathed water, I mean…I think he meant drinking water but breathing water will kill you so r/technicllythetruth

[@Parisiteriley]

2:38 the crossover everyone has waited for

[@Dreamy.x3]

Yup 👍

[@emlyw2960]

100% of people who breathe oxygen die Robin: same thing applies to water I mean if you breathe too much water then...

[@BinglesP]

You’re drinking it wrong

[@seamillskates92]

At 25:32 he turned into an Australian on his 5 vb of the day

[@neoptlemus]

41:41 If you get your doggo taxidermized then the spirit/ghost of the doggo can possess the stuffed version of them and you can have your doggo back!

[@bucketman]

6:20 fun fact: planes can land without an engine

[@duckeatsdirt]

59:10 They’re not wrong, and its also a professional way to break your voice box and feel like you’re about to cough it up every time you cheer.

[@lilypyrope4620]

33:22 actually it's the speed of light squared, but I think anyone reading it will probably get the idea either way

[@launchpadkid094]

19:27 Robin has the perfect Joey impression.

[@kodabaldan2794]

Love that the teacher gave extra points for the five words

[@angelastevens4800]

This is the subreddit that most people go to have their random questions answered.

[@angelastevens4800]

@rahongg get that shit scam out of this chat

[@animationcreation76]

On the fungi one, if you're quick enough, you technically CAN eat all fungi twice.

[@creamthelastsurvivor8438]

Imagine: Someone had to make the sacrifice to name themselves available while it was still available, and all you could do was sit there in silence as you watched the person type: "Available" and watch them hit enter and within seconds, their screen gets filled with so may Dms that you couldn't see their screen anymore

[@carbonated_chaos]

"When you ask for someone's name, you're essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention." I am currently being called a name that is what we normally think of as a sound, so this is like 100% true for me. Not even technically the truth, just the truth.

[@miraartemis]

35:46 "I get it" No comrad, we get it.

[@chloedevlin6544]

"The world's fastest growing plant is the giant water lily, which grows almost a foot a day." "Lily pads can't grow feet." He said, almost a foot!

[@Actually_Alice_Orchid]

Technically this not all this is all that emkay has covered

[@pikatheminecrafter]

14:10 Fun fact: There is a single frame where the blur is misplaced, and you can see the guy's face. So much for placing the blur before the transition, they put it in the wrong place.

[@Logiebear2310]

I can see it

[@Logiebear2310]

Hes a ginger

[@Logiebear2310]

I think

[@moonthesoul904]

Prime numbers are the same thing as composite numbers, they just have decimals involved.

[@awesomestyles]

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Day 409

[@ignitedember343]

Day 409 now thats fucking dedication

[@AzmoodHQ]

I- day 409?? Damn

[@kyson-gl3nk]

51:33 I’m like a slice of life movie, I don’t have an alarm/theme song, I get woken up by the sheer noise of my parents throwing my door open and sister screaming to prepare me for the hell that is college

[@windycloudz3647]

1:07 we won't talk about how it actually took me a good 5 minutes to realize why it was technically wrong

[@GreatFlyingBirdOfDeath]

5:15 *cries in trans male*

[@LeoRehberg]

That view of American from a European perspective is so true.

[@avalanche5790]

Technically, every Disney villain has a similar body count. I mean, they usually only have one body.

[@jsl151850b]

0:50 a) Minnie and Mickey are anthropomorphic mice, Goofy is an anthropomorphic dog and Pluto is a cartoon dog. Maybe the difference is a hundred thousand years of evolution. b) What is the story of this particular comic?

[@aidangreene2610]

I just realized. This is technically the collaboration we asked for with the editors.

[@underthetreeproductionsOffical]

Kinda

[@vitodurante223]

As someone capable of clapping with one hand just by closing it hard enough I feel that a T-Rex probably could clap as long as a lot of effort went into it I mean it would take a lot of effort to clone one

[@user-ey6uk6cv7x]

I mean.. technically you could clap with one hand and a foot.

[@ninetailedfox579121]

I don't think a T-Rex would be able to put much effort into clapping. Because they're dead.

[@ForgetAboutFreemansCat]

Here's a random thought I had once, if you saw a bug flying around and didn't know what species it was... that makes it a UFO.

[@MisterG.f]

The title should've been "Technically all of technicallythetruth"

[@galax1te]

5:38 He got Rock rolled

[@jordanhasch2544]

I propose that, instead of this subreddit being called "r/technicallythetruth", we call it "r/thankyoucaptainobvious". Kinda has more punch to it.

[@Nathan_Avril]

"you can't buy an unused mirror" Unless it was made by someone blind

[@jupitersukimaru2358]

I love these big compilations so much. Perfect for listening to in the background while I do other things