THE BEST OF r/ME_IRL

An hour of the top posts from r/Me_irl on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Damien ► / damienlee
Jack ► / @jaymick
Robin ► / xycronva
also Robin ► / @xycron
Robin | memes for GAMERS ONLY ;): 0:00
Robin | memes that make you say me: 18:47
Robin | memes with a comically large orange: 26:47
Damien | memes better than taking phone calls: 42:12
Robin | memes to keep you awake at 3AM: 52:19

[@foolsenigma]

The guy who bowled a perfect game on 911 not only was aware of what happened, he went bowling immediately after hearing about it because "he didnt know what else to do" and im convinced he was able to bowl a perfect game because he was in a mild state of shock

[@mrmec9429]

Strike

[@drizzymaster69]

Strike

[@Xer0280]

r/cursedcomments

[@drizzymaster69]

@@Xer0280 not cursed at all totally normal thing to do on a Thursday afternoon

[@Xer0280]

No because the guys above me said 'strike' twice.

[@LegitWeedSeller]

Summer: "I wish it was colder" Winter: "I wish it was warmer" Kevin: "I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller!"

[@Spark-cat12]

0 replies unexceptable this is a good comment

[@rylez]

I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

[@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD]

My favorite season is KEVIN

[@kwnna]

​@@rylezI wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat ‼️

[@Simplifried]

100th like :D

[@coffeebunni]

Robins laugh never falls to make me smile

[@dilemma5182]

Agreed

[@prod_by_slvg]

you spelled "everybody on the emkay channel" wrong

[@thegamingsparkle]

@@prod_by_slvg yeah

[@thegamingsparkle]

@@prod_by_slvg and also “fails”

[@ButtonyFriend41]

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

The secret to opening those cake lids quietly, you gotta pop just a tiny bit at a time, while slowly rotating it.

[@DiscoTimelordASD]

Appreciate that👍

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

*Mission Impossible theme intensifies*

[@le_brick]

No cut a hole in the bottom

[@nevaehtjepkes1296]

I've actually won an argument with my mom before and it felt freaking amazing

[@puglover9869]

You fine Sir are a madlad

[@Bowossum]

The mad man

[@N_A_243]

Mate... How are you still alive???

[@nevaehtjepkes1296]

@@N_A_243 ✨️magic✨️ lol very carefully

[@MothGM]

... could i learn this power

[@cantin8697]

57:09 For me, the triangle sandwiches have a unique sense of nostalgia because all the sandwiches in the school trip lunchboxes (for free dinner students) were cut as triangles. Being outside with my class on a trip, eating triangular cheese sandwiches from a brown triangle package which was inside a brown bag hit different. I _kinda_ miss school trips ngl.

[@damienkelley2475]

lol

[@PloVv-hu4qt]

Recently, i was at a school trip and right before we got home, some @$$hole kicked me off of a ladder in a trampoline. I believe that was the first time a did a backflip. Not any ordinary backflip, but a quadruple one!

[@roccovitacco7041]

It’s so funny to see how much happier robin is with subreddits like this than something like r/insaneparents.

[@starlight846]

Super true

[@Aloe002]

Robin sounds so enthusiastic and happy in these older videos

[@Monitor_Desk1]

I know, it's sad

[@-shremi-]

Well now think about this: if the spells in Harry Potter are just Latin, then you’d just have to learn Latin to have access to all spells. That would be giving too much power too soon, and that might end up in more evil witches and wizards

[@catchara1496]

They involve wand movement too

[@Green24152]

so basically with the right usage of latin you can invent new spells

[@nixel1324]

Me: "Wow, that's a long video. I'll watch part of it, then move on." Emkay, 1 hour+ later: "And that's all we got for you today folks"

[@kfscas]

24:54 you can take cat from a little salami but you can never take little salami from cat

[@Meowdz]

cats when they have a little salami

[@DutchVanDerLinde164]

Cats can havs little salami

[@GAHHHHH4]

Cat whe salam

[@itamareizikovich6973]

caats when smalali:

[@jellysquid8077]

10:18 Reminds me of what my brother did in Oblivion. There's a quest where you're given these boots that negate fall damage. Near the end, you're supposed to fall a great distance which "breaks them," but my brother just unequipped the boots, chugged as many bottles of alcohol as possible, and jumped. He barely survived, but the boots didn't break and he got to keep them.

[@seanmchugh1981]

Absolute mad lad

[@monkeymunchie9717]

Who knews alcohol was a slow falling potion

[@thespaceman5808]

That's Oblivion, not Skyrim.

[@jellysquid8077]

@@thespaceman5808 Ah, that honestly makes sense. I knew it was one of the two, but honestly I'm surprised I didn't go straight to Oblivion, seeing its said brother's favorite of the series. Thanks for the correction! 😊

[@darwinwoodall8659]

haha 69 likes

[@connor9575]

This is a healthy dose of robin

[@isappycracks]

@Ranarim man you gotta see this

[@BlueAnimatedArt]

@Squid Game 2.0 in my channel stfu

[@BlueAnimatedArt]

And Damien

[@anx4560]

@ТоmmуInnit 🅥 Nice V symbol

[@anx4560]

@@CrispyFwy no shit

[@bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange]

I told myself I’d get some water after watching one more emkay video, it took me half an hour to realize something was up

[@mafuyuris-stupid-stuff]

i just watched an hour straight of emkay. im so proud of myself. im a 13 year old unpaid writer and artist who needs stimulation like memes to help me focus and i finished 2 art pieces with this in the background thank you

[@sunflowermaximo]

i relate to this so hard

[@brookepearson]

"I'm gonna find whoever's been stealing my sneezes and break their legs" ~Robin 2021

[@obnoxiousbluebird6634]

0:50 I just registered how confused kids must get when one parent says "it's their house so let them decide what to do" and the other parent saying "they're the guest so let them choose"

[@axelwulf6220]

Did no-one actually hear about the Josh Battle? Winner keeps the name Josh

[@andrewstrain5635]

1:24 WHAT THE HELL IS A MIRACLE WHIP SANDWICH AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?

[@Transformerslover0]

shhhhhg

[@kairin_iv]

lets respect EmKay for making these videos to entertain us and taking the time to edit, make, find posts, and commentate on them

[@kydiszellinger2909]

I love this channel for this reason, getting real sick of hearing the typical text to speech guys voice over reddit posts, nice to get some personality

[@sleep9745]

beaned

[@kairin_iv]

@@sleep9745 hello fellow bean.

[@rtpanda711]

beaned

[@pilymonsivais3]

Press f to pay respect

[@daddyratt4065]

51:37 Damien: *Sees pound symbol and doesnt know what it means* Damien 5s later: *Uses another country's currency as unit of weight*

[@thet00nedl00n]

Mate that's Zach.

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

They must have got it wrong.

[@asheep7797]

I will lb you for using your £s to buy meth.

[@hughmann5143]

'Mericans

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

it is a unit of weight in the US

[@FuryJack07]

6:50 it's Mario kart... without items though

[@Neagwejeagwe6975]

27:40 if ya'll wanna know that's equivalent to literally 2 cents

[@joaquimleal4390]

6:12 me: **evil laughter** I DONT EVEN LIKE CAKE

[@IzzyTuberAHHHHHHHHHHHH]

2:54 IT LEVIES YO GOSHDAM CORPUS!

[@Rainok]

25:07 as someone who's currently learning German, I can confirm that it's a headache to learn which "the" goes with each noun The reason is that there's literally no pattern and you just have to memorize which gender a noun is

[@BobBob-ye4vz]

8:14 to be fair, he said "other people" as opposed to just "pay money to see"

[@pointblank2926]

4:55 when I was younger, I would think of jokes on the fly, like mid- meal think of : (somebody at the bottom of the stairs, me going down) (me, to other, while ho!ding something) *kinda worried voice* "I think I'm coming down with something" them either thinking I'm an idiot or laughing , then never getting to use the joke

[@andiblend3537]

4:24 As a fellow half Italian.... I feel called out

[@JacobL168]

I’ve binged three of these Emkay vids so far in 1.5 hours. It will never end

[@Ace_Of_Luck]

Strange Looking Dog: I'm way more interested in garlic bread Asexuals: i know, right?

[@quokka_yt]

4:58 Well EXCUSE ME for not wanting to sell my soul to Google

[@nefwaenre]

i love how Me_irl is basically Robin and his boyfriend's subreddit ♥ Good job, birb & Zach.

[@starscorner5519]

Wait. Zack and Robin are together??

[@nefwaenre]

@@starscorner5519 Yeah. Didn't you know? Zach gave Robin mono. (This is a joke, btw).

[@starscorner5519]

@@nefwaenre Oh, I thought they actually were. Also, what does mono mean?

[@isappycracks]

@@starscorner5519 she was trying to say homo (this is not a joke there is a duck with a shotgun outsi

[@alchemysaga3745]

@@starscorner5519 Mono is an illness caused by the Epstein-Barr Virus. It lasts around 30 days- though it can last longer- that causes fever, pain, and severe fatigue. It usually spreads via saliva, so it had the title of 'the kissing disease,' hence the jokes. In reality, it can spread through microscopic droplets like any other virus.

[@ascellaplays]

love the way robin puts his fullest into the taco post, it really sells on the guy needing a taco

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

13:10 me watching the Snapcube Sonic 06 fandub and Silver appears

[@alexandalmondagent7and963]

Same. Why did the person who voices him in the dub make him sound so innocent and friendly. I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM!!! Of course if he's okay with hugs. And then I'ma gonna go kick Memphis in the face.

[@why4559]

57:50 Moose are so god damn tall that they can “swim” (they just walk across lakes). Sometimes they go out into the ocean where Orcas would kill them though this is pretty rare

[@theodfe60]

give me more facts pls

[@diablominero]

58:23 Even better is "thank you for your patience." Then you're attributing the other person the positive quality of patience, so they'll feel obligated to try to live up to it in future interactions with you.

[@AliluluMillion]

8:22 Bro thats The Goodfeathers.

[@I_Drink_Pepsi_Wrong]

i love these two!

[@elite9237]

Me, at the age of 13 for no fucking reason: okay 30 pushup's let's go Me, barely any older but way less energetic: I haven't even started and my arms already hurt

[@jelly9525]

When he said "we're never getting out of 2020, folks" I paused my chewing as my brain tried to remember what year it is

[@codexl0l.]

same

[@_Tipi]

You commented this on my birthday

[@CrispyFwy]

@_Tipi cool

[@Mirko-bu5zd]

i just spent an hour watching emkay instead of doing my homework that'll take me to college and i feel wonderful, thanks.

[@notCynicalReally]

Fun fact! The reason why villains in power rangers/shows that tend to have originated in Japan is because of old samurai traditions, where when fighting another samurai, both opponents would introduce themselves to make sure everyone knew who won the fight and if the loser was actually worth any money, as a Lord would usually pay well for more important enemies killed in a duel.

[@arfansthename]

I love that Zach sounds really like Damien that the EmKay channel even thought it was Damien.

[@isascarparo5992]

I mean, there was a joke about how they were twins from different dimensions at one point xD

[@ratwasher.]

21:29 lol cat salami

[@teuery6460]

41:40 I have a music playlist on another account and one of the songs got copyright striked, I cannot tell you the joy I felt when I finally remembered it’s name

[@PerfectGoat717]

I haven't laughed in a while, glad I rediscovered your content :)

[@dragonteam5872]

Me: *Sick and laughing hysterically for the entire video* My Dad "SHUT UP"

[@REALLY-cool-guy]

The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

You went hard but wheres the lie

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

Yes BUT...When my daughter was a baby and still in her carseat carrier, I'd balance it on the shopping cart, get my stuff, come back and unload then put her in the car. I had to abandon the cart because I wasn't going to leave her alone, strapped into her seat in the car. Yes, I hated leaving the cart. Yes, sometimes I'd grab a nearby person or store worker to take the cart. But that's the thing: there are a few times when leaving the cart is unavoidable. Safe baby or civil duty? I WANTED to chose both.

[@wintergray1221]

@@noodlepoodlegirl I see your point, but couldn't you just have parked near a cart rack?

[@stephanieann6622]

7:23 the best thing about cereal is the bottom of the bag powder

[@ThatSkyKyle]

I like how relatable these all are XD

[@aka_austin]

12:21 A Little Something The Internet People Call... The Josh Fight

[@untitledidiot7970]

BRO I REMEMBER THAT A FUCKIN FIVE YEAR OLD WON

[@PickledOnionSandwich]

Can we all appreciate how he zooms out on almost every meme just so I can take a screenshot and send it to my friend?

[@zarakikon6352]

I heard that question before about the GW monument. Appearently they wanted to build some other things (including a statue of him) by the Pillar. But then they got strapped for cash and had to stop at just the pillar. Shame though that no one else later on made an effort to finish the original plan for that place.

[@silver_studiosStArZ]

14:59 MAMA OOOOOOOOO- or CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIINNNN- (you choose)

[@mrweybanana3210]

Def Linkin Park

[@theguywhoasked3265]

4:10 it was me I ASKED

[@Al1a_R0s3]

ITS HIM WE FINALLY FOUND THE GUY WHO ASKED

[@wisecatstudioz]

fun fact. the reason you see so many nice cars delivering domino's is because most locations are understaffed and managers end up going on deliveries

[@hughmann5143]

I hate how slavery still exists, bit in a milder form.

[@gunnudoesgaming]

i have never seen them in car only bikes

[@super-weegee]

24:48 true that

[@r0cky794]

The way Robin said taco had me in hysterics idk why.

[@docsgearheadgaming2503]

6:39 ....damn... I felt that lol

[@HumanoidAlt]

7:45 Fanfiction readers: Oh you think you are in pain?

[@alexandalmondagent7and963]

Yep pretty much, as someone who also reads fanfics that's true. 😭👍🏻

[@andre_601]

5:35 That happens to me too lol. Whenever I change place the wind suddenly turns and blows the smoke into my face...

[@krillissueonshrimpment]

The dog inhaling the burrito made me laugh way too hard

[@fatpug2.081]

Hello and welcome to the one hour session with Robin featuring Damien!

[@quarkhead5044]

Your comment has finally made the impossible possible. I'm not gonna leave a like, that sin is too much to commit for me.

[@aydenator2770]

its actually robin and zach… its mislabeled

[@ElementalofAir]

57:48 - moose will dive underwater to forage for food, and the ones in Canada and Alaska will sometimes swim between islands up there. Apparently, they'll dive up to 20 feet and are great swimmers

[@zerobonnie0969]

6:17 ez ain’t speaking I don’t like cake

[@sandramiranda4075]

5:53 that strange looking dog is on to something got me laughing too hard

[@YuzuFizzu_]

If you're opening those cake containers, it knows that you're trying to do it stealthily, just go loud and it'll open quieter. It'll think it's normal

[@kenny667]

Lol Robin out here having to do 70 thousand pushups

[@crowdust_.]

These were the funniest

[@ksenewguyofcourse2539]

31:25 You can't get fire aspect on an axe in survival mode. They cheated.

[@Mjutdz]

you can tho

[@Mjutdz]

trading

[@DavisStevenson]

Mjutdz is right you know

[@ksenewguyofcourse2539]

@@Mjutdz really, which version, I've tried and haven't gotten it

[@ezraortiz9273]

/gamemode creative

[@DeletedUser-tn5ky]

I always have to think a little when i see that thumbnail, the first thing that comes to my mind is fat markiplier eating a potato and then i remember that's big ed

[@appleua4807]

Idk why that happens I think it's a natural instinct or something.

[@riddhiarora5890]

As a person who speaks German that pronunciation of der die das absolutely kiled my soul

[@urmother3174]

18:51 I'm literally watching this in my room while the entire rest of my family is downstairs and talking...

[@tylercampbell9662]

26:20 The fact I'm playing this exact game while listening to these videos makes me think the people of Emkay are my FBI agents...

[@joro7770]

Man... The "learning German" one felt like a personal attack. There's far too many variations of pronouns in German.

[@theyellowunoreversecard3711]

pronounced “die” wrong as well

[@Cloudmaster1511]

der,die,das, dem, des, dessen, ich,du,er,sie,es,wir,ihr,sie, e.t.c.

[@TealAubrey]

Der Die Das Den Dem

[@mammybates]

you are an p̶r̶o̶ f̶o̶r̶t̶b̶l̶o̶x̶ g̶a̶m̶͓̽e̶r̶ noob

[@barisbingoel1364]

@@TealAubrey der die das dem den deren dessen denen dass ein eine einem einer einen eines

[@robertmacdougal8875]

6:41 I always wondered how the fuck depression and anxiety go together

[@hushfur]

a true phenomenon aint it

[@irneh_]

14:47 there should be a comma between the weg and the kinder. It actually means something like “off the gas, children are here”

[@JonathanB139]

“How’s life?” Robin: “Very Hard” Hmm me too. Did he say that life was hard or that he was hard? Either way, same.

[@komisapire1365]

I like how we all collectively agreed to show up here today

[@komisapire1365]

@Ranarim tf did bots do to you kid?

[@CrispyFwy]

@Komi Sapire try to give me a virus

[@Karagianis]

1:48 and of the 23 wounds, only one was leathal, the others were either shallow and halfhearted or in non-vital areas.

[@mistressa3933]

59:37 I actually remember seeing this before it became a meme, for Halloween at a university, the professor came into class on the stage wearing that Spider-Man costume and just went about his day like normal.

[@zen4746]

Been waiting for this one for years.

[@CavernKeeper]

14:06 *the skeleton appears*

[@flamedragon1345]

The 4 tired joke literally took me like a year to understand

[@Tvconsumer]

20:17 smoothest move ever

[@viento1231]

13:44 I see this as an absolute win Burger king is disgusting change my mind.

[@jagyre4278]

14:13 just finished wheezing at this

[@againtjugofcocomilk]

3:30 I checked the patents, there is nothing about them being designed to be loud, they just... are loud

[@Adrein.]

Every time I rewatch this video and get to the hammer part I’m like “hey I unsaw that again”

[@statyk6520]

The guy at 7:00 actually said he was fully aware of what had happened on 9/11 and the only thing he knew to do was go bowl his heart out.

[@yoshiyoshi9496]

0:50 Mario party, then it won’t feel like his house and I won’t be a guest

[@isabelavazquez7445]

pls the focaccia one made me laugh so hard omg help it hurts

[@baldi_real_no_fake]

"me at daytime:" "Me at nighttime:" meme is exactly what im doing right now Watching emkays video without skipping

[@yulikitten]

It's not always about the memes... Sometimes it's about the Mets! Yeah, the Mets! Get a home run! Love the Mets! Go Mets!

[@isappycracks]

i agree sometimes we just need love in life and the mets baby lets gooo mets go mets

[@J4V4C4T]

If someone's wondering what that sign really meant (14:48): Similar signs are often placed near big roads to tell the drivers to slow down for the kids (Also poor choice of words and as far as I can tell there's a comma missing)

[@bredman-hk4yt]

ja ich denke aber die verstehen das schon

[@Hehehehhehehehhhhehehe]

52:06 Fun fact VR headsets dont have any effects on your eyes worse than sitting on a screen at normal distance

[@morriganlynham4964]

Seeing the memes at the beginning of the lockdowns just thinking “ heh yeh it didn’t get better”

[@wet0wl]

Damien’s laugh is pure dopamine