more rare insults

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

2:45 "I think your barber had covid because there is noooo taste there" is freakin' fire, what the hell

[@DeclanPeterson-s8n]

He probably got roasted so much times that his tongue doesn’t work.

[@BenDoherty-ir2rt]

My favorite insult is "you are as useless as a screen door on a submarine''.

[@idiotpai3758]

Weak fr 😭

[@BenDoherty-ir2rt]

@@idiotpai3758 just like you🥰

[@gilla2092]

Can also double as "you are as helpful as a screen door on a submarine"

[@the-life-of-memes]

@idiotpai3758 Your profile picture looks like a desaturated version of Elon musk’s mental state So you can’t be talking

[@idiotpai3758]

@@BenDoherty-ir2rt Stop talking lil bro😭🙏

[@trishapellis]

20:05 That's not a mouse, that's a shrew. Fun fact, it actually makes total sense they used one of these as a mob boss - these critters are absolutely vicious predators.

[@3randomidiotsonyoutube]

I like how Jack is also saying his own rare insults 😭 Edit:thanks I didn’t expect a lot of people to see this

[@ChefJD18]

clicked this vid for a good laugh not these corny ahh narrator cutscenes

[@Adam.Frazier]

@@ChefJD18then go on the actual subreddit

[@yesnt5856]

@@ChefJD18 Honestly, if you rather those no personality, clips of reading twitter memes over minecraft parkour great for you

[@ChefJD18]

@@yesnt5856 personality is fine its just a little over the top for my taste 🙏

[@oof_tvyt]

@@ChefJD18 Then I recommend watching all of emkay's old videos, tons of what you want

[@manahakume9870]

'habla gated' got my dyslexia going so bad i had to ask Siri to spell Obligated for me to remind it that no 'habla' is NOT correct XD i knew it wasnt, but my Dyslexia is like 'but maybe it is' lol

[@explodedglue5509]

Well, fair enough, it even sounds similar

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Bro's English is so broken he accidentally got a Spanish word correctly spelt. The Spanish word for speak no less.

[@viscountrainbows2857]

🗣️🚧ed

[@lertjoke]

1:18 the bread looks like something plankton would try and trick Mr krabs into eating

[@yesnt5856]

It looks like kfcs vegan chicken nuggets

[@Splatkitty]

It looks like a deflated potato

[@jamm6_514]

5:39 "it's like saying a formula 1 car is a go cart with a windshield" bro got tired of the burns and went for the napalm

[@playyourturntodieatvgperson]

erm akshualy, f1 doesn't have windshields. thats indycar.

[@gen1945]

@@playyourturntodieatvgperson🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@Josh_the_jester]

Brah that "Halloween costume" is 3x the price as a house

[@-.-K._.]

4:07 that's abdominal swelling, the kind that is most likely to risky to operate, my grandpa had it when he was still alive and its like a fat belly that no matter how much you want can't go away and you can't even train not to risk it getting worse. He lived with it to his last moments and only after death it diflated mother told me, just keep that in mind people, if you don't know what's the whole deal its better to avoid insulting about it

[@-.-K._.]

It happens when you are sick in specific ways or more rarely when you drasicaly overestimate your strength for a while

[@adamweston4152]

This man is suffering from fluid retention and it is a serious medical condition and he has to have the fluid drained and this is why he's in hospital.

[@-.-K._.]

@@adamweston4152 could be it too, i don't know the whole story

[@jonas5205]

Could also be liver failure

[@the-life-of-memes]

@jonas5205 Liver failure does not inflate the stomach like a balloon

[@manutron2010]

Jack sounds like John Smith at 123. Main Street married to Jane Smith, works in accounting and is exactly 30 years old.

[@RainbyFIN]

And has a cocain addiction? Bc he doesn't sound THAT normal to me

[@Adam.Frazier]

Has been 30 for the past 5 years

[@the-life-of-memes]

You look like you fell face first onto cement from the roof of a single story building at the age of 5.

[@alvinfongjunjiemoe8445]

He acts like schizophrenia

[@lucie03]

16:15 the guy on the right literally has his hand in his sweatpants I-

[@ElvishSammy]

5:10 the bearded dude is the most attractive person there

[@PatrickAmmons-n6m]

2:02 pain and panic from Disney Hercules

[@alexplier6404]

same thought said 2 weeks apart

[@halfhalf622]

2:10 Scratch and Grounder 😭

[@TheBoxCore64]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@McKhaninator]

SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE

[@AndyToons64]

I’LL GIVE MYSELF A PROMOTION

[@superdeadlyhuis]

The intro almost got me crying again man, I traveled 2 hours to ikea to buy the new bee plushie but they didn’t have it, got ignored in the restaurant because they purposely made my order wrong and had a watery cola… Cried in the bus back home. I had a shitty day :/

[@AngelaPatriciaGonzalezValencia]

Hope your day is better now!

[@superdeadlyhuis]

@@AngelaPatriciaGonzalezValencia thanks, wishing you a happy day too

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

how you know they did purposefully

[@manahakume9870]

10:52 man looks like an easter egg painted like Walter white ._.

[@Syzygy-yn5tu]

nah bro-

[@Hunnychain]

18:28 video doesn’t play but she takes the fluoride off her teeth. the stuff they put on to make your teeth stronger and tell you to wait an hour or two before eating and drinking.

[@solvated_photon]

11:05 the majority of people who do go to therapy do so because of the people who refuse to go to therapy. Edit: wait, what did Caroline Konstnar do? Now I need to look this up.

[@mordredpendragon1614]

The guy at 16:20 looks like if David Tennant decided to become meth lord instead of a time lord.

[@Gohan1138]

and yes- all a f1 racecars are just gokarts with windshileds

[@mr.gearworks9339]

But… F1 cars don’t have windshields…

[@DrIgnacious]

3:56 England suffered greatly from WW2 rationing, their cuisine still reflects a lot of that.

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Even before that. Jellied eels is something slightly better than starving.

[@SalahMohamed-v5f]

​@@OctyabrAprelyayeah that's nasty

[@nicholasiverson9784]

A formula 1 car is a go cart with a windshield. There, I've said it.

[@MadSwede87]

18:00 I don't remember who it was but I read an interview with a rich guy who had a pretty good solution to nepotism, he would give his kids their annual income, so if they earn 10,000 he would give them 10,000/20,000 (I can't remember if he said equal or double) then the kids have to work a little at least

[@KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421]

02:01 IT’S SCRATCH AND GROUNDER FROM THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@FangTheHellcat]

AoStH fan spotted

[@AsukaFangirlJassy]

i read this in scratches voice for some reason

[@stygzilla324]

SnooPING AS usual, I see!

[@OreVYuss]

holy crap they do

[@xenbonzacura5897]

i was thinking bulk and skull from power rangers but now i see it

[@SecondaryHaha]

5:18 broski dipped his fit in his coffee wtf

[@Grand.fatherclock]

6:57 he looks like a high level goblin in a clash of clans ripoff

[@Goh._907]

2:30 "A SNIPER'S DREAM" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 That song was a banger

[@roboticdem0n]

hundread negabytes of memory

[@rivvielet]

@@roboticdem0n He has beforehead, forehead and afterhead

[@DavidIsFrenchTemp]

​@@roboticdem0nnegabytes 😭😭😭

[@shirothefish9688]

Shut it!

[@dr_alto_clef]

​@@rivvielet BRO'S BRAIN IS VERTICAL

[@jaborbis]

4:44 dude’s hand is built like a Half Life 2 fast zombie

[@Witherrain]

0:49 the fact i know at least 3 girls who look exactly like the girl in the pic is crazy 😭😭

[@yin-sin]

6:42 buddy doesn’t need to worry about an abortion cause no person with a working womb will allow him near it

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Bro gotta pass his genes somehow. Consent or not.

[@robbyroberson943]

two minutes ago feels illegal. i love everyone at emkay! thank you for making laugh and smile :3

[@texee-1]

2:00 flat stanley befriends a left 4 dead bloater 3:00 popeye 4:30 the opposite of a turtleneck 4:50 looks more like a skeleton from bonelab than me 6:40 jschlatt's homeless twin brother 7:40 patrick star 10:30 family guy character

[@malofox1650]

7:01 he's smiling? It kinda looks more like he's regretting his life choices.

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Jack Singing Bits 1:44 Hello There Human 8:22 Guillotine's Worst Nightmare 9:45 100 Titiles 14:35 bah bah bah bah 16:20 Here's A Selfie

[@_ksm0922]

2:56 oh if only past Jack knew...

[@killercore007]

10:10 I honestly thought, "You tore the Joker's smile off him and grafted it as your new chin"

[@The_Tcat]

5:27 if Batman had prep time it would be over. He access to a way to get Superman powers and a pill that makes him as strong as Superman legit Alfred used and almost ended Superman and he is just a butler. If Batman with all his martial arts got that it would be WRAPS

[@lancetheking7524]

2:30 There is an entire "Sniper's Dream" song regarding that poor man and it's hilarious

[@wholesand]

I think one of my favourite overheard insults in public was someone saying to someone else "Your face looks like it was put into a blender and frozen in its swirled state"

[@h4egeum]

dwayne the dwayne dwayneson still makes me laugh so much

[@spookyghostwriter3110]

3:50 The only British food invention I could think of is adding milk to tea. I’m drawing a blank on anything else

[@gooberDoesStuff-idk]

LOLLL

[@OctyabrAprelya]

As the Spaniards say: The only two reasons someone drinks tea is because they're British or they have a stomachache. Which explains why they drink it all the time with the sh_t they have for food.

[@umpteenthreason9627]

10:40 i have never such an egg-like head

[@ActionYakPolice]

it's genuinely sort of uncanny

[@L4nay8745]

Dr. Eggman wishes he was this guy

[@karamochu]

10:44 He looks like he gets asked if the chicken or his head came first

[@Fuzzyemu]

Lmfaoo

[@samarius_art_and_games]

On the Thor and Batman one... This is Batman we're talking about. Thor stands no chance.

[@christiansnow160]

9:54 I thought his double chin was a mouth IMAO

[@ryanmarshall2245]

Just like the grinch.

[@thirstfast1025]

"A formula 1 car is a go-kart with a windshield". Except that formula 1 cars famously _don't_ have a windshield, hence the tear-away strips on the visor of their helmets.

[@YeetlyEminence]

10:27 I couldn't help it. Man looks like he acted for the movie Coneheads! The way his head is shaped, it's half a foot shy of looking like the xenomorph in Ripley's Alien series!

[@Chopperjaxon]

He looks like if Jamie Hyneman from mythbusters attempted to add himself to a balanced breakfast

[@sandra1328]

He looks like an egg xD

[@microbaystudio6353]

2:02 Cyberchase; the one to the left is delete, and the one to the right is Buzz

[@frozendragon1874]

I remember a comment from a game that just stuck with me, "looks like the town idiot's taken a day off, because here comes his replacement"

[@theoldman7739]

15:45 Dude looks like the love child of Mario and Where's Waldo.

[@MisatoBestWoman]

5:57 I love seeing that Subaru that roared up that dirt cliff that picture reminded me of that Jack not liking chicken nuggets when he was lil that saddens me hopefully he likes them now

[@Bascinet-billy]

15:57 They look like a pair of hooligans you'd find in a back alley in Birmingham.

[@MKS-vr1gk]

15:57 Lukewarm Palmer💀

[@nanardeurlambda]

18:00 I can understand multiple angles on this question. however, sometims people just can't succede in the job market, for any number of mental, psychological or physical blocks. in those cases at the least, I would prefer he'd give a livable allowance

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

7:23 Dwayne the Dwayne Dwaynson 8:16 tongue twister moment 9:41 alright yeah you're banned. 10:27 is anyone gonna mention that his head is shaped like an egg?

[@stuffie5175]

That was exactly what I was thinking with the last bit

[@chickenshrek]

3:34 if you squint his hair looks just like a scoop of chocolate icecream

[@Bupboy]

9:00 im stealing this one, its peak, no contest

[@colinmasterson666]

19:07 the man looks like the forgettable and estranged cousin of Vector (the main antagonist from the first Despicable Me movie), just without the neppobaby money and none of the smarts.

[@leoperd3487]

Bro has direction without magnitude

[@Daniel_Coffman]

14:10 That's supposed to be C-3PO? Looks more like The Mask, but missing the yellow hat.

[@C0sm0-Th3-P4stryy]

Random story! I was in a FNaF RP game in Roblox, everyone (including me) was Spanish and there were two Bonnies arguing. I remember especifically reading one of them say "No sabes respirar (you don't know how to breathe)" and I occasionally use that on my sibling and friend

[@iloveicecream190]

3:24 Jack *Dough Hair*-ty

[@goldenpanther5642]

jack never stop smiling back

[@joelmavity1467]

16:34 Pedro Pascal looks like he’s auditioning for a Weekend At Bernie’s remake

[@TurboBronco239]

17:01 okay but this would actually be a good dog birthday meal 🤣

[@Creative_YT]

1:36 this is a load of barnacles

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

5:38 I mean it basically is just a go-kart with a windshield. Just a really fun one that can move at 200+ miles per hour.

[@JoseHernandez-Mendez]

That nose controller reminded me of dolfy back in the 1940s

[@SandraGreen-sq6qq]

You're insanely skilled, keep creating stuff like this!

[@spacekid9680]

Bot

[@LittleLexi24]

19:32 I’m all for bullying Ubisoft, but Mario & Rabbids and Prince of Persia the Lost Crown were both complete games…

[@thedestroyeroffoundations]

it just came out? That’s a KZbin W

[@Its_Over_Anakin]

The insult got worse and funnier as the video concluded... Absolute gold!

[@Keep-moving-along]

Dont you diss my limited time imaginary friend like that

[@MusiciansRule07]

I got inspiration from Kendrick for my go-to when I'm pissed off by a stranger, especially Scammers on my phone: "Your grandfather should've worn a condom so I wouldn't have to talk to you." Again, I didn't come up with it but it's effective.

[@TopHatLemon_lime]

12:40 thought that was Brandon Rodgers doing a bit with a mop on his head

[@xerofelix7090]

1:05 In case you're wondering what went wrong. OP's yeast is dead. They need to throw it out and buy a new container/packet.

[@Randomizer-ob3xv]

1:43 I've watch THIS part 1000000 times already and I will continue to watch it even more IT'S SO GOOD AND SO FUNNY AND SO CATCHY

[@MorganMakesThings]

18:09 I figure there is no way that Goldblum isn't going to leave an inheritance for his kids. He is just *telling* them (and everyone else) that he isn't so they don't languish in the laziness that can strike in the teenage years. Given his stated feelings on the matter, I imagine he will set up trusts that only pay out under certain conditions, such as "Trust will pay $X toward the purchase of a home/car, under the condition that Charles/River is [working full-time, has a bachelor's degree, etc]. If I were rich, that is probably how I would do things.

[@yamensalman7849]

17:50 "well i may be the river that has the boat but who put their 1 inch rowboat thats tiny as hell is mommy? Yeah? Yeah huh? THATS WHATS UP- YEAH TRY ME *violent sounds of physical fighting*

[@LyricaSilvan]

"This looks like something you'd feed a pitbull on its birthday" hit so hard it almost made me spit out my food.

[@Dylandylan-tc5dr]

Best one I’ve heard is “If you’d drawn a H on his forehead Kobe would’ve survived”

[@OminousBro]

1:14 This is the type of bread dense enough to bring to a stranded island to eat. (Context: the food you bring there must be small, but it can feed you for a long while. Dense bread with almost no air inside is a good choice, and bread can keep you full for a long while as well.)

[@mikethewhizz5085]

18:08 as a father, you're still obligated to, yknow, help your kids succeed. I get not spoiling them or not letting them learn how to earn success but you still need to recognize that you are a resource for their success regardless

[@The_Keeper]

2:58 Welp. Turns out you nailed it... Unfortunately. 3:40 Allow me to introduce you the the marvel/abomination that is British Curry dishes. 11:04 I was gonna post: "Obviously! Dude has got more issues than National Geographic", but the GN bathroom is just... better. In every way, shape, and form. 17:50 Dang... You could have just said you didn't watch any of it, because the only thing it has in common with The Boys is that is was recorded on camera... 19:48 Pretty fitting when compared to her IRL skills.

[@helo3309]

6:35 he looks like freddie dredd but with actual dread

[@nanardeurlambda]

8:20 please look up "monsieur megot", and tell me this man isn't a spiritual brother to that fictional character

[@b1nz]

2:30 A Sniper's Dream

[@onionsarecool]

NAHH 😭😭😭

[@eclipsethewinterwolf6536]

0:01 Warrior cat characters being named

[@lovely.l1ls]

controller 🎮

[@Sharknana721]

@@lovely.l1lscontroller is my fav warrior cat ❤

[@lovely.l1ls]

@@Sharknana721 its my favorite pokemon

[@Sharknana721]

@@lovely.l1ls I eat it on a daily basis

[@lovely.l1ls]

@@Sharknana721 i get my teeth filled at the dentist with it *

[@limamasten]

4:21 my brother in Christ that man is on a hospital bed

[@Alex-gg9ht]

And?

[@limamasten]

@ I’m going to let you think about that for a second, why might he be in a hospital bed, could he possibly be hospitalized?

[@GSerrano21]

11:50 BELLY JEAN, IS NOT MY MUNCHER

[@literalsarcasm1830]

3:40 The beauty of their women and the taste of their food made the British the best sailors in the world.

[@Alex-gg9ht]

Beauty and taste of food has no correlation to sailing???? Unless I am missing something, this is an incorrect analogy.

[@literalsarcasm1830]

@Alex-gg9ht kinda kills the joke if I have to explain it.

[@Alex-gg9ht]

@literalsarcasm1830 fine, I am going to wait for someone to explain it to me

[@AlohaXChicken27]

7:12 he’d look so much better bald who else agrees

[@The-void2445]

15:06 bro his finger looks like the kid from flat Stanley

[@BonBon15159]

7:20 why does he look like a dad in a KZbinr family

[@Pr0pheceye]

16:56 the way I might actually eat that (without honey). Not even a health nut, I just think sweet-umami combos are a whole nother level of yum

[@badatgaming9905]

7:50 alright hear me out here. A plain burger is fire. It's not like go to for every burger fire but it's still genuinely really good.

[@matejfadljevic5232]

10:52 he looks like he has a chronic knack for hedgehogs

[@Deedoo_r]

17:15 she says "**ggre" instead of "***ger"

[@randienz1196]

4:15 the disease is called 'grandpas belly', you become a grandpa and you get a *1.75 to body ball resemblance

[@mollydugan6144]

British men aren't the only ones getting that hat haircut. Spanish dudes too

[@ChefJD18]

bro yaps for 20 seconds over every insult

[@strangehappenings69]

bro how is this where a majority of my view traffic is coming from?