r/Sh*tposting | hmmmmmmmm

[@El_Reno_Ghostbusters]

If your phone's only charging at a certain angle, that's a sign that your charging port is going bad and you should take it to a repair shop.

[@undefinedCat]

or your cable is fucked

[@-WiItingWiIIo-]

​@@undefinedCatcan confirm, this happened to me

[@S0cial_Suicid3]

Well my phone is cooked💀

[@LIXOUALeBg]

i mean what did you expect

[@jafs2]

I just take a needle and poke out all the dust that's jammed up there

[@euosvarietychannel6986]

1. If so many teenagers can't tell time on an analog clock, maybe TEACH THEM??? 2. I unironically couldn't read analog clocks properly until highschool. The teachers in first grade took me and other students struggling with that out into a side room down the hall and explained it in greater detail. I couldn't listen very well because they carpet was prickly, but they made the effort.

[@MeItyCheese]

I was taught it in 3rd grade what schools are you going to

[@StunnedBy-TheGay]

I'm actively in both high school and college, and see how like 3 people in total (aside from me) know how to read clocks.

[@MontCerene]

It's just analog clocks are becoming outdated. It gives the same energy as old people thinking their children were regressing because they couldn't use a rotary after the invention of smartphones lol

[@flyingtank]

Analog clocks are becoming irrelevant, just as sun dials did

[@yesnt5856]

Maybe it’s because analog clocks are practically useless at this point

[@RavenDravenek]

Gyat mogging isn’t Danish, but it is Hindi for “known mugging”

[@alexkade1506]

Glad I'm not the only one who tried to actually translate it

[@MonieThu]

My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@weegeenumberone2]

no that's gyat loot, it's known mogging

[@benhough]

As someone who speaks Danish fluently, I can confirm that "Gyat mogging" is not in Danish. For reference, "Good Morning" in Danish is "Godmorgen."

[@iclynnx]

​@@benhough As a Swede I knew something was off. I can barely understand people speaking Danish but my senses were tingling that it wasn't quite right

[@gr4n737]

Dear Damien. I really liked how you voiced the image at 8:37. It made me laugh really hard out loud. Sincerely, Grant.

[@ur_a_gymbro_harry]

Dear Grant. I also liked how Damien voiced the image at 8:37. Sincerely, James.

[@Shizuu_z]

Dear Grant. Why the fuck are you typing like you're sending an e-mail to someone? Sincerely, Enzo.

[@Squiggummy]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@ur_a_gymbro_harrydear James, I also liked how you liked that Grant liked Damien laughing at 8:37. It made me smile Sincerely, Squiggy

[@johniceland5027]

@@Squiggummy Dear Squiggy, I also liked how you liked that James liked that Grant liked Damien laughing at 8:37. It made me smile Sincerely, Mr. Iceland

[@mikaneous1140]

​​@@johniceland5027Dear John, I also like how you liked that Squiggy liked that James liked that Grant liked that Gymbro liked Damien laughing at 8:37. It made me also smile. To kind regards, Mika

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

10:01 You most definitely cannot drink and ride. People have gotten arrested for it. Horses still count as 'vehicles' when you ride 'em or get pulled by 'em, so it's still illegal. Even without the motor. Plus, if you get too plastered, you need to be certain you've trained the horse really fcking well on how to get home, or it'll just wander until you're arrested. It's also super dangerous anyway, cuz the lack of coordination means you can fall and split your dome easily. Do not drink and ride.

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

But what about drunk bicycling?

[@tigerheart4303]

​@@Vlad_Tepes_III Illegal in the Netherlands, not sure about other countries. Wouldn't advise it anyway, I've seen plenty of people dive into the ditch bike and all. Asphalt doesn't taste great either, or so I've been told 😂

[@iclynnx]

Black Beauty (the book) showed what can happen if you ride a horse drunk, and that was written way back in time. So yeah, don't.

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

@tigerheart4303 eh, I don't drink, but I do cycle, so I'd probably never do that, but I am curious about any laws regarding it.

[@CodeNascher_]

just dont drink at all 🙄

[@zacharywindover9840]

6:40 that is an amazing father. Creating memories that'll last a lifetime.

[@kevin4061]

When I hear a yt short end in “and that’s why” I go into a roid rage

[@V-X0010]

why? it's not like it's hurting you in any way, and it doesn't support any brainrot so what's the problem in it?

[@kevin4061]

@ I seriously didn’t think I’d need /j for this. And it kinda dose support brain rot, it’s a way to keep your brain in a constant loop and not know when to end a thought. Since brains pick up on speech patterns and especially kids brains when they say irl “remember to like comment and subscribe we may see a bunch of kids talking in loops thinking it’s normal when it’s just confusing.

[@Bolt_Chaser]

Just all too noticeable and all too lazy.

[@V-X0010]

@@kevin4061 ah, i see now.

[@elephant-dn7be]

16:08 undertale music nerd here to say money was indeed spent on the soundtrack, most notably Hopes and Dreams and MEGALOVANIA use the Shreddage X plug-in which is infact not free also for OSTs like Undertale (as in track 071), and Last Goodbye he used a real guitar and a real piano lastly, NES VST and Magical 8bit Plug aren't default to FL studio, they're third party plug-ins. these were used in the majority of the soundtrack, as most of the soundtrack is intended to sound 8-bit.

[@dragonkaiju78]

As someone who makes undertale music, I can confirm. Its not free nor is it easy. Many times have I been limited from the price of such plugins.

[@Anarqism]

piracy

[@elephant-dn7be]

@@Anarqism you can't pirate a real guitar and a real piano

[@Coristic121]

the magical 8bit plug is free, is it not?

[@elephant-dn7be]

@@Coristic121 its not default tho

[@FloridianFool]

2:23 that’s just the top half of Mr. Beast’s face photoshopped onto the bottom half of JSchlatt’s face. Nobody can convince me otherwise

[@Crow_Smith]

As someone who knows horse people: Insurance is smart to have to keep vet bills down, You CANNOT drink and ride - still illegal. Plus dangerous due to coordination and balance needed for riding. They're also more like $3000 to buy, you need a lot of space for them to be happy and healthy and the annual cost of maintaining a horse can range from $8,600 to $26,000 - not $750. Also you DO need to register a horse in a lot of cases. Sooo yeah no XD Straight up lies about horses or that person is a bad horse owner.

[@novasolarius8763]

And on top of all that, the horse produces a similar amount of CO2 to a car, plus some methane, and the amount of manure and urine produced by billions of horses is a huge issue.

[@brassbuckles]

You forgot to mention that the horse isn't going to get up again if you ride it until it collapses, or if it does, you definitely shouldn't climb back on in 20 minutes. Riding that hard would be abusive and might even result in your becoming a former horse owner.

[@lyaneris]

It is legal in Germany, funnily enough. You cannot cycle drunk, though

[@aim-is-away4088]

You also need at least two horses or any other companion(goats usually do the trick as well, and Shetlanders are usually used) if you keep them at your own place. Oh, and if you have them at home, forget being able to go away for a few days easily if you have no one to look after them. Our horse is now (temporary) stalled elsewhere, after our other horse suddenly died, so that he isn't alone and we can have more easily go away. (My mother wanted to relocate the horses for a longer time).

[@miraculouslymary2947]

17:18 Hi! Longtime Ninjago nerd here. It's actually not the same character. The first one is Pythor P. Chumsworth, who has been around since Season One, and the second is the sorceress Aspheera who was introduced in Season Eleven. The post wasn't saying that the characters were being redesigned by a furry artist, but pointing out that some of the *more recently created* characters in the show look more like something from a furry artist. Like, let's be real here, there is NO WAY Akita (who is also from Season Eleven) wasn't made or at least inspired by a furry. Plus there are (background character) catgirls in Season 12. And of course we can't forget how dragons look now compared to the old ones. (Disclaimer: this spiel is intended in a joking and/or lighthearted manner and the poster is not attempting to be rude in the correction of spotted misinformation.)

[@jussch5752]

good job on doing the explaining :D

[@TwiliPaladin]

And let's not forget about Sora from Dragons Rising.

[@imawolf1111arts1]

And there's the Whack Rats from season 12 which are brightly coloured anthropomorphic rats

[@Uniblobcowicorn]

I was just about to type a very similar paragraph lol

[@V-X0010]

@@TwiliPaladin yoooooooooooooooooo wazzup?

[@LittleLexi24]

5:27 I wasn’t even taught how to read analogue clocks in school, I ended up teaching myself at some point.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

they really do be like "these kids can't tell the time maybe someone should teach them" like it's not their responsibility to do so

[@maxave7448]

Schools: students need to be able to read analog clocks! Students: so you will teach us then? Schools: lmao no. Anyways, have you heard the tragedy of darth plageus the wise?

[@NotChicoAndPico]

Honestly, I am baffled that it's a thing a needs to be taught. I get that knowledge comes from somewhere, but it's always been one of those 'learned by osmosis' things for analog clocks? Or maybe it was taught way back when I was 6 or something, dunno, I certainly don't remember that far back.

[@dragonspirit996]

​@@NotChicoAndPico I was definitely taught in early elementary school (like 1st or 2nd grade) I remember doing some homework on it lol

[@WeatherMan2005]

i was taught how to read a clock and am sad when one of my friends cant

[@technorave555]

5:15 theyre... a school. Shouldnt they be teaching how to read an analogue clock??

[@LittleLexi24]

You’d think so, but my schools never did.

[@iclynnx]

They kinda tried when I was in school, but I didn't keep up, it got left behind, and I never learned. It wasn't even the fact that digital clocks were everywhere - I just sucked at analogue clocks and was never properly taught by someone with patience and good explaining skills.

[@jonathanolsen6005]

@@LittleLexi24 Neither did they teach you all you really needed to know when living on your own... Still learning that part even after graduating years ago...

[@GlowingCottonCreator]

At least my dad taught me when I was like 4

[@deathburn4329]

Why? We don't teach sundial either

[@MasterMadLad]

ONE THING AI CANT REPLACE IS MY OVER OBSESSION WITH 1983 4X4 TOYOTA PICKUP

[@dashcamandy2242]

Over-obsession? Nah, you have good taste in pickup trucks.

[@theefficientguy7202]

Ye agreed with dude above me

[@axelbelanger2981]

First Matt Rose with r/thomastheplankengine, now PhoenixSC with a Minecraft related thumbnail and hmmm as the title

[@alexkade1506]

Omg I just noticed that lol

[@V-X0010]

wdym? PhoenixSC always does Minecraft-related stuff with hmm as the title? pls don't be an r/woooosh moment

[@alexkade1506]

@@V-X0010 they were pointing out that it was similar, just like the matt rose style content

[@TheWagonroast]

oh my god yes

[@V-X0010]

@@alexkade1506 ah

[@tayoga6318]

10:36 Was not expecting to see Korrasami in an Emkay video today, but here I am.

[@freakl_21]

7:08 My autumn looks like leaves that haven't completely fallen and freaking SNOW on top of them

[@darrelladams4188]

It’s not that the students can’t read analog clocks ….. it’s teachers can’t read analog clocks

[@lyaneris]

We got taught in primary school 😂 It was also necessary for counting minutes until the end of class

[@jonathanconsumerofcement]

0:19 to be fair French IS a romance language

[@meow21789]

so is romanian, but it sounds like a chainsaw is choking

[@jonathanconsumerofcement]

@@meow21789true

[@ChromaticGlasses]

English does take a bunch of loan words from French, does that make it a bi language

[@Filves1773-n4b]

​@@meow21789so is Portuguese

[@BombBusiness]

Spotify used to look like that?! I'm jealous of the people that used to look at that everytime they listened to music!

[@celly-vq8dc]

i miss the old look :(

[@robro41]

13:48 That’s a nonbi-charge now and not a sir-charge

[@love.hw4ng]

0:54 Justified, tbh 😭

[@jezzacali7463]

True

[@jzh4805]

12:49 "- they say in Moscow people milk the birds, you shouldn't believe everything you see - Really? Where tf is birdmilk's from then?"

[@herrforehead]

Crop milk (like mentioned in the text) is made to regurgitate for chicks, it's just byproduct of bird digestion

[@kaskjmerecollier3917]

9:32 that cat is center right and which doesn't necessarily make him homophobic but r/politicalcompassmemes would probably make him one

[@vibaj16]

wtf is bro on about

[@SQUISHYCANDYGUT]

huh

[@hydrashade1851]

5:21 I assure you some of us can. Its just NEVER in a convenient spot for us to fucking read it

[@LunarBiohazard321]

*Some* of us is still pretty unfortunate ngl.

[@LIXOUALeBg]

bro everybody above the age of 12 can read it

[@Taekaleaf]

@@LIXOUALeBg not if you’re sitting on the side of a room and the clock is so far away all you can see is the reflection of the sun on it. Or if you wear glasses but you forgot to bring them in

[@Bupboy]

​@@LIXOUALeBgmy classmates in high school can't so i think you're lying

[@Milanin8]

13:37 It's like the men's vs women's haircut pricing

[@feha92]

Yep. Was surprised he didn't catch on to that tradition. Haircuts has traditionally always been a thing that has the pricing based on gender, where men pay less (because presumably they only want to shorten the hair (that is already short), nothing extra or time-consuming). And I imagine what has happened here is that some woman once tried to haggle a huge amount of work, by claiming to be a man. So the owner had the last laugh by making a third option for people that do that. What's stupid is the tradition in the first place though. As they should really just be pricing based on actual services: "machine cut", "hairdressing" and "salad dressing" (or whatever haircutters do, I am not that well-read on that).

[@vibaj16]

nice timestamp

[@Deleted_Eevee]

The timestamp is very 👍

[@JasminMiettunen]

3:25 I mean I get chubby uwu, giant pillow, hugs, cute, will tell you I love you, will protect you, but chonky is just a bit repetitive at that point and eats a lot is self-explanatory. Low self-esteem in general is pretty normal. “Giant baby” and “thank you for accepting me” are crazy. What does the baby one even mean? You're immature? You throw tantrums? You shit your pants? You physically look like a baby? What? 💀

[@midnight4685]

8:02 It's called unlimited bacon

[@asierx7047]

6:46 Did the OP forget about Oceania??

[@gen1945]

OP probably was thinking Australia instead of Oceania, they only recently started teaching the term Oceania in school edit: some other guy explained it better. Oceania is a region, Australia is a continent

[@EireProductions]

Also, North America and South America. Come to think of it, there are more continents that DON'T start with A than do.

[@pixamech3602]

As well as south america and north america count as two continents😅. Not just "america".

[@pixamech3602]

​@@EireProductionstrue😅.

[@gen1945]

@@pixamech3602 if you think about it from the tectonic plate standpoint, they’re separate continents. if you think about as connected landmasses, i think the panama canal is the only thing that separates the two continents

[@NinjaShark0109]

17:19 "Same character" 😭💀🙏

[@markerikson7423]

"Revenge, revenge."

[@miraculouslymary2947]

​@@markerikson7423 REVEEEEEEEENGE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@liotheanimator]

AAKWKWLKSSKKS YHEYRE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS I WAS NOT A NINJAGO FAN MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS. THEY ARE LIKE OPPOSIYES

[@budpalguy]

yeah, I lost it at that, put some respect on Pythor's name!!

[@NormalChannel95]

8:43 this is exactly the tone of the comment 😂😂😂

[@DJAutonomous]

1:55 it's our shark girl Gawr GOOBA!

[@thenayadeveraux]

GURA MENTIONED

[@wesconatortheguy9869]

In that case I should point out the familiar looking arm on the left and pink hair on the right at 0:22

[@OrionMusic-c3o]

9:07 incredible how people mocks discord just everywhere, deserved tho 😂

[@notgarybusey]

The bit from 8:37-8:47, with both th image and the voiceover, is absolutely flawless. 10/10

[@MSRTA_Productions]

17:04 H E L P ☠️

[@someveryburnttoasty]

5:18 My school still has the analogue clocks. They decided to add the seconds (1h = 5s -> 6h = 30s so on and so forth) on the outside with fun big stickers, both for aesthetic and for use!

[@TheIronKnight-go2ke]

1:51 The commitment tho is incredible!

[@HalfAnd_Half]

10:01 actually no you can't. You can and will get pulled over and get a DUI (or rather an RUI)

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

the lameness of reality.

[@lyaneris]

You can in Germany 😂

[@FerretTwister]

17:30 two words: Yee. Haw.

[@Oliverfinlay2010]

What

[@FerretTwister]

@Oliverfinlay2010 click on the time stamp and find out

[@DatBoiAtlasReal]

7:33 I saw a gravity falls version of this and both are amazing

[@burkhardt7694]

Wtf are they smoking and where can I get some? A horse cost way more than $750 a year

[@lovely.l1ls]

timestamp? horses are so much but so cute😭

[@lovely.l1ls]

found it 9:43

[@iclynnx]

Yeah I wish horses were cheaper, as someone who loves horses

[@adrianblake8876]

TBF horses are much more high maintenance than an automobile. You can't just tie them to a post and forget about them for the entire weekend...

[@cedrosadoppilukkukko7182]

7:03: your "city fall" tastes like communism to me

[@Filves1773-n4b]

1:55 bro is Gura 6:50 Oceania: O 15:58 now it's 19:43, wich is what you guys call 7:43 PM

[@Matheus-gc5fn]

Muricans when geography: *squidward smoothing his brain*

[@RinaRetro]

5:32 *HI EVERYBODY! I’m a Musician. Here’s a Tip: If you listen to a song on KZbin with your chrome browser, push the power button once to close your screen 5 Seconds after the video is playing, push the power button again to display your screen, you will see Chrome still on and controllable with your Lock Screen. You can listen to anything without unlocking your device. If you have auto play enabled on a playlist, you can listen to the whole playlist. For higher quality, watch the video on Desktop Mode and toggle the quality of the video before you close your screen. Do not stop the video before you close your screen, just wait at least 5 Seconds before you do so to trigger the controls on your Lock Screen.* *I have an iPhone S.E. 3rd Gen, so try it with your phones and see if it works!* 💙

[@CeilingCatMSM]

Bot

[@Bupboy]

​@@CeilingCatMSMprobably not, but writing a comment in all bold doesn't look good

[@Australistar]

been doing this but its not that difficult, you can just tab out of google chrome back to your home screen, then swipe the top right so it pops up the little music player menu, and then click the play button. gotta be quick though or else it disappears and is replaced by "not playing"

[@vibaj16]

@@Bupboy KZbin's "bold" is so subtle that I didn't even notice

[@husseinallamGD]

4:56 I have had this happen to me a lot on my current phone but to my surprise it has always been the charging cable. My phone is old

[@enderfire3379]

7:20 that fride looking like its about to tell me to unplug Guilliman's life support

[@matrixphijr]

13:24 - Jesus Christ, $40 for a haircut is a fucking scam. And there's one that costs $70?

[@FelixMulherin]

So there IS actual brain rot. [4:22]

[@JasminMiettunen]

3:30 This is my pet peeve, you don’t need to love yourself before someone else can love you. You need to be okay being alone and not accept bad treatment because you’re just happy someone accepts you, but when you find the right person that loves you and you love them, genuine love from someone else isn’t dependent on you loving yourself. Everyone has insecurities, where does the line go? When you rate yourself 8/10 do you love yourself enough for someone else to love you? Nah, that’s not enough, you need to *love* yourself, when you think you’re 10/10 with no flaws that’s when someone else can love you.

[@WillowTheLady.]

The like goes when you can look yourself in the eyes and say that you deserve to be with your partner. If you don't have the self esteem to think of yourself as valuable enough to be with your partner, the relationship is unequal by default and places pressure on your partner to convince *you* you're worthy of their love. That's unfair to everyone involved.

[@Zipesthemanokit]

4:27 (yes I get the joke before u whoosh me) ok, I think I have seen this before, they aren't missing chunks of their brain, they have a brain bleed or similar that's blocking the mri machine capturing their brain properly. I might be wrong, but I think that's what's happening.

[@V-X0010]

r/woo- *V-X0010 got fucking beat to death by Zipesthemanokit* made ya look

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

That is also an indication of possible brain damage, and a causative factor of further brain damage, which also explains a lot.

[@nachovyofficial]

They’re redditors, which means their brains have been damaged

[@yonatanrechnitz4490]

13:10 DIABOLICAL SHIT RIGHT HERE

[@aykarain]

13:31 so... changing your gender is a way to save money... good to know...

[@yonatanrechnitz4490]

9:40 "0 emmisions, only shit" That genuinely caught me off guard lmao😂

[@vibaj16]

still emissions tho

[@64BitGaymer]

Transgender and Google is pretty similar. If you see something you don't like, you backspace your way out of there real quick or see if you wanna continue looking at the search results

[@AnythingButBecky1127]

😂😂

[@mr_nothing.the_one_that_no9134]

Checks out. One is a website searcher. The other is a soul searcher.

[@GameJam230]

12:32 It literally IS rigged BS though. Just take a look at Nathan Barnatt, or rather the stage name he used, and also one of his alternate personas, Kieth Apicary. He revealed after being eliminated in the second round that they forced him to change his act and make it worse because his agent essentially told him not to sign their contracts to continue, as doing so would ruin his online career by giving them MASSIVE controlling rights over everything he posts. I’m willing to bet it’s happened to several others too. I always thought Courtney Hadwin’s performances degraded after the first, but even I was BAFFLED to see a 7th place ranking against Shin Lim, the worlds’ most mediocre magician who spends half the trick looking at the camera with a pretend shocked expression like he’s trying to upsell the amazement of using slight of hand to make a card disappear for the tenth time in a row. Point is, the ones with the best chances are the ones most willing to sell out, because the show choreographs the better acts for you than the reluctant ones. It’s a load of complete BS.

[@prdus]

16:08 Music nerd here! While Toby did use FL studio, most of the soundtrack wasn't composed using default synths. For the vast majority, he actually used something called soundfonts, which are 3rd party packs of sounds taken from... well, it could be anything. Toby used soundfonts such as the Earthbound SF or SGM

[@the_chaot]

4:50 sometimes a lot of junk and dirt can get stuck in the charging port preventing the cable to get in all the way and be unstable. So if this happens you could just try cleaning it out carefully. It has worked for me once.

[@reesewhittington6778]

2:07 Sent 'em to god same day delivery

[@maxalon2479]

Bro saw a fallen angel eat a child, not a normal one

[@ChucklePhucksUnion]

4:11 they’re missing parts of their brain as a result of a stroke, I would say that disproves the fact Reddit is feeding in their brains, but excessive Reddit use probably caused a stroke

[@hendrix232]

If your charging port only works at certain angles, get a rubber band and wrap it around your phone from one corner to the opposite. Then plug in the charger and wrap the charger around one of the charger corners so that it pulls it tight and it should work

[@davidfalcon6550]

12:12 here in spain got talent, somebody got the gold pass by doing a "burp cover" of a song

[@LumemDH]

10:09 well, my driving instructor does have a horse…

[@masterassassinaltairibn-la4698]

0:38 the horses are rising against us if you finish that sentence

[@KoTechNify]

man I'm so hungry

[@Ace_gaming2134]

I could

[@justaweatherperson]

eat a

[@Sushi_Slushie]

Eat a

[@justaweatherperson]

go on

[@twisty3858]

5:15 we still have them everywhere in my school and I know a decent portion of the students can use them, but a frightening amount of people have asked me for the time because they couldn’t read a clock and got their phone confiscated

[@danadecker4855]

16:19 those commercials were memorable but not effective because John Hodgeman was more likable than Justin Long

[@MeganWhamGMfan]

Damien’s laugh gotta be the best thing ever

[@porky1118]

5:40 I could play music on a YT app and close it a long time ago. But now I have a better option: Download everything you regularly listen to.

[@TheWagonroast]

6:08 I like fire trucks and moster trucks

[@andreasottohansen7338]

0:10 Man, people are going to be real disappointed if they even find out that it isn't even close, unlike the dutch one which is completely accurate.

[@MSRTA_Productions]

I'm so hungry I could eat a muffin rat

[@lilharm]

I await the appearance of a muffin rat

[@Spoop951]

I'm so hongry I could eat some ratioli

[@SuperDominoRailfans]

Hello fellow railfan

[@Spoop951]

I could go for some ratioli

[@celly-vq8dc]

i could eat a hu

[@cg7407]

5:42 revanced existing:

[@ZoieTheGreat]

5:24 okay but like, they also literally don’t teach us in school anymore? I remember spending one or two days on it in 2nd grade then just moving on to counting nickels and dimes. And my family doesn’t keep any in the house because there’s so many digital clocks all around. The microwave, the oven, the computers, the tv, the phone, they ALL have clocks. Like as much as i blame my lack of knowledge on that area on myself, I can’t help but feel like it’s not just the children getting lazy.

[@CDN_Bookmouse]

9:46 *SCREAM LAUGHING in Horse Girl*

[@thesaeik7625]

5:11 One day in first grade my teacher told us that today was going to be the day we learned to read an analog clock. However, she went over a "lesson" about how the digital age is coming and we didn't need to learn it anymore. Anyways long story short I had to learn myself how to read an analog clock but it still takes me about 30 seconds to figure out what it's actually saying.

[@Francium87223]

11:53 Birmingham be like:

[@EpicevanXD]

5:19 it’s actually just that they can tell the time better with digital clocks and they’re becoming more affordable. Everybody knows how a clock works

[@TrashPossum420]

15:10 THE WAY I CACKLED 😭😭😭😭

[@iateseventeenfriesatonce]

11:47 the word you would be looking for is skirmish

[@NenaNoodles]

certified Damien narrated video

[@SukunaDgoats]

2:08 Aizen after someone breathes

[@SuperChava]

10:11 i think its time I start learning how to draw

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

If you're actually going through with this hopefully your commissions don't get too weird

[@pixxeldust]

I don’t know if this is the case but if I had to guess I’d say the clock thing is less about the fact it’s an analog clock and more about the size - in a large exam hall it may be too small to read, whereas a digital clock can be projected onto a wall etc in a large size.

[@mell0wzgmd]

5:18 we can read the time, they just complain “we need a watch”

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Schools: * Don't bother to teach kids how to read analog clocks. * Also Schools: 5:18

[@shaggy4real97]

4:53 First check if it's the charger itself, in case the wiring has degraded over time and broken down inside the casing. If that doesn't work, check the charging port and chargers for dirt. The ports are notorious for getting packed with lint and dirt from going in and out of pockets. If it's dirty, you may be able to buy a cleaning set, but if ya know someone or somewhere that can clean the ports, get it to em, then get a case with a port cover to reduce the need for cleanouts. If all else fails, then get a maintenance check on it. My phone company's it guy in the store told me my issue was dirt and hooked me up with a locla who fixes and cleans tech for a living, saved me HUNDREDS of dollars.

[@BlueKnupp]

I cannot read a standard analog clock but that's because dyslexia makes me move things around, but if I have one in front of me that moves counterclockwise instead of clockwise, I can actually read it perfectly fine. And it freaks people out

[@SteveHX7919]

instead of giving children a chance to learn it, they removed it it is almost same as cutting all low braches off of low trees and bushes near schools and kindergardens so they don't get hurt BUT CHILDREN END UP NOT KNOWING HOW TO CLIMB A TREE AT ALL BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOWHERE TO DO IT. The last thing applies to children living mainly in 5 + floors apartment buildings in residential areas or in flat building suburban areas where there are mainly high trees but not to villages and small housing areas with homes very close to low branch trees and forests

[@MelancholyZeitgeist]

Didn't expect to see Goombus in this video.

[@thenayadeveraux]

iirc calli has been in past videos (at least 1)

[@thenebraskamn]

Tape worm went from 😁->😃->😀->🙂->🤨->🙁->😟->😩->😫->🥵 in 1:42

[@GlassesIncorp47]

0:38 "No, I sense I made a mistake of some kind"

[@mihaleben6051]

7:16 the fact thats actually pretty likely is terrifyinf

[@Sniper8589-0]

6:46 "All continents start with the letter A": Aorth America Aouth America

[@feha92]

AOceania AEurasia

[@Bupboy]

In some countries, the americas are taught as one continent

[@literallydoing4425]

I can read the time, but it's not as direct. My methodology is: Before where the little chonker lies for the hour is the long hand past half an hour check its position by 5 minute intervals Check by minute intervals, finish Could I just do 5 times the closest big number to skip 3 of those steps? Yes. But do I not do that? Also yes.

[@BoredomNoises]

0:44 wild Joongdok found

[@S4lly_1021]

Orv fan spotted in the wild

[@mistcellaneous]

DAMN I DIDNT EVEN SPOT THAT

[@angelitacancholamoreno4830]

13:10 bro sounds so concerned and angry

[@Captain_Timezone]

0:40 “your whole family”

[@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer]

5:27 I can confirm I have a lot of classmates that for some reason don't know how to read the clock (I feel like people is getting more stupid as time goes on)

[@WilburJaywright]

Horses most certainly do have “emissions.” OP has obviously never owned nor even extensively cared for a horse. They fart LIKE CRAZY!

[@ShadowDemon_4]

Schools have been covering or removing posters in the building during testing so students can't cheat. That makes sense right? Well they're also required to cover inspirational posters even if no subject is mentioned on it. That makes no sense to me. I guess they don't even want kids to be inspired by the subjects they are learning now.

[@deannabrown775]

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