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Damien ► / notdamienlee
00:00 - Lexi - stock about to plummet!
32:33 - Damien - now "OPEN" 24/7
54:43 - Lexi - i can see you
1:06:32 - Lexi - you get to choose one

[@DeviousCockroach]

EmKay never fails to eviscerate my vital organs with his delightful content 🥰

[@id10tguy]

Wholesome! :D

[@DownbeatNova]

So true!

[@DylWelcomeBot]

EmKay is the channel, the narrator is Lexi and she is a she

[@DeviousCockroach]

im still calling it EmKay and plus there are multiple narrorators @@DylWelcomeBot

[@DylWelcomeBot]

What? I am not trying to sound smart I was just letting the person know that Lexi is a woman Edit: there was a comment I was responding to that ended up being removed

[@KellyLoom1s]

“It wasn’t me!” Sounds like something a cat girl hacker would say, Lexi. Totally believe you.

[@OwenTaylorhasleftcookies4u]

Agreed

[@S1llyLittleGoober]

Absolutely

[@Mag3.1415]

Yeah

[@ebullock7173]

Lol

[@cAtAcLySm5000]

@@OwenTaylorhasleftcookies4u i have replyed to a reply also Lexi is safe not suspicius at all

[@MCFfreelo]

"-A friendly cat girl hacker :3" Lexi: "IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR!" That sounds like something a guilty person would say, Lexi.

[@-whos.rei-]

loving the pfp

[@lucassworldofletsplays9270]

​@@kamj6607She is wdym

[@lucassworldofletsplays9270]

@@kamj6607 Care to explain?

[@bleghq]

@@kamj6607isnt lexi trans? im not really sure

[@Insomniac8445]

@@bleghq Y'all talking abt Side Hustle (that nickelodeon show) Or smth else

[@monkeyBOIIImysingingmonsters]

8:24 “EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS A RAID!!! YOU! AT THE COUNTER! WHERES MITTENS!?!?”

[@Only_Critical]

“M-m-mittens? O-over there! *I hope I make it out alive*”

[@OuroborosTheProtobean]

(oh we writing a book now? well count me in!) *hides under desk*

[@consumetable]

*hides while holding mittens*

[@Trexisback2007]

​@@consumetableYOURE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED QUICK HAND EM OVER

[@doomerofdaboomer.]

“The hell is going on?”

[@maryleethefox8642]

5:45 that sounds exactly like something a friendly catgirl hacker would say. You can deny it all you want Lexi, we know that truth 😂

[@subclassify.]

as a friendly catgirl hacker, i can actually prove that was me

[@windowsguy04]

@@subclassify. nuh-uh

[@cyclops3727]

@@subclassify.prove it

[@qeew5500]

Fun fact: “Pretty Boy” Floyd has a weapon in TF2 named after him, the Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol.

[@whywontyouletmechoose]

Yeah i was thinking about that

[@Gamer_Goose]

Pretty boys pp (pocket pistol)

[@13quinson]

pppp

[@kylecote7261]

He's also in this video three times

[@KatThePixelCat]

@@Gamer_Goose... pp

[@ExActa]

This is only tangentially related but I had to think about it because of all the alignment discussions. In my old DnD group there was always one player with massive main character syndrome, so to hold a mirror to his face I made a chaotic neutral sorcerer that believed himself to be the ultimate villain of the story but was ultimately almost completely useless. He actually got the hint xD

[@gpstudios458]

tell me more about the sorcerer, *i must know* was he the fabled Crab Corpse Wrangler? the one who resurrects crabs and makes them perform on stage all around the coast to steal baguettes?

[@ethanmcneill1941]

@@gpstudios458 the fabled WHAT??

[@charityquill4965]

I love the fire fighter breaking down the door so the kid could have his insulin, great dude. Could op have instead told the parents and get them to sue the school for denying medical care? Perhaps. But do I think that a door getting axed down by a squad of firefighters made a more lasting impression to convince the school to change their ways? HECK YEAH!

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

Also, in an emergency the fire axe is more likely to actually save them, as if they need an axe they probably couldn’t get in quick enough, and no insulin can very much so kill you

[@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059]

Since the poster talked about payphones, it was before most people had cellphones, so like 80s or 90s. Nobody was thinking about suing the shit out of people for everything. The parents would have been baby boomers, and lawsuits still aren't something boomers will do usually. Millennials and younger are the people who are the quickest to sue people for walking on thier lawn.

[@chtulhuerebus412]

A story that could only happen in murica ...

[@WestGarbage6]

@@chtulhuerebus412 Tragic 911 had to be called in the first place, but damn did we get a good story out of it.

[@smoregaming]

The firefighters definitely had some fun

[@alexthedepressedgremlin8196]

For anyone wondering, the boulder thing could be for two reasons. Either 1: the boulders could have the chance to weigh down a fishing net that is already in motion. Or 2(the more likely): the trolling nets that get pulled along afterwards have a chance to catch on the rocks which will typically result in the nets breaking, this releases any already caught fish, and makes the fishing boats waste time and money fixing it😊

[@aRealAndHumanManThing]

mostly the second thing. Those nets can go well into six figures iirc, so it'll pretty much reset their income to zero if the net is damaged enough. Also, if it can't be fixed on board, the trawler has to drive back home with less or no catch, resulting in massive operation cost without profit and disrupting all financial flow

[@nikofennec9118]

The boulder dropping could scare the fish as well.

[@LJinx3]

Trolling nets? 😂

[@Ashakins123]

Couldn't it also scare the fish away? The movement in the water could make them scatter, resulting in less going in the nets. Probably not the main reason they did it, since the two you listed would be more efficient, but still.

[@GayGothPirate]

The more Lexi denies being the friendly cat-girl hacker the more I am convinced that she is, in fact, the friendly cat-girl hacker.

[@lightfurya2087]

It was her. There’s no way it wasn’t her

[@PaGDu333]

Judging by her back-stories, of course she is.

[@Rob_Lucci_]

I often forget that Lexi is trans

[@SimpleGamer3333]

Wdym she??

[@Rob_Lucci_]

@@SimpleGamer3333 Lexi is trans

[@pħi]

_"Be the eleventh nugget in somebody's ten piece."_ - Lexi 3:27

[@ordinaryk]

They didn't even tell the best part about the Bumfights guy who cosplayed as Dr. Phil. As soon as Phil saw him, Phil refused to interview him and told him to get out. He realized the jig was up.

[@MattTheEngineer.]

I loved the part where they said “it’s nugget time” and they nuggeted all over my face

[@thelunchlady8276]

You wish.

[@katemcmillen1977]

WHAT

[@LumiDraws-oo6cp]

What

[@user-qg1vn3zn2o]

yum 😋

[@AlienFromPlanet-IIL-52B]

Excuse me, WHAT?

[@maxbaker7841]

13:56 My mother lives accross the street from a Church. The one time missionaries knocked on her door asking if she knew about Jesus, she said she did (recovering Catholic) and told them she wanted to give them something, then pulled her Bridget's Cross from over the door and handed it to them. The Cross of Bridget is a pagan symbol made from corn husk that is meant to ve hung over doorways to ward off evil. She had two of them, at the time. And she gave one to a missionary. They haven't come vack, and to this day, it was one of the best things she's done as a Pagan, because she secretly blessed them and their home with protection, and they are none the wiser.

[@celiashen5490]

"Let me wish you well." "AAaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhh"

[@pumkin610]

The look of it reminds me of a God's Eye yarn craft

[@GamePlays_1230]

That's the reason thry didn't come back because they knew she hated Christ and they just condemn her

[@ThePuff18]

I genuinely think that the banner image for ChaoticGood should be a _reaaaalllyy_ stretched out image of Lexi, slightly off center. A chaotic neutral brand of chaotic hood :)

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

chaotic hood

[@Voidi-Void]

​@@AverageConsumer-uj8smi prefer to wear the cloak of order, personally

[@purple_moondust3]

dude I remember the one time I got 11 nuggets in my 10 piece. I was a depressed high school freshman who had just moved house and we were in covid times. it made my whole week

[@RainbowMama143]

For the library one: That looks like moisture damage. It’s an automatic charge. Moisture damage is cancer to a library collection. They probably didn’t replace the book with an exact because it didn’t check out enough, so they would’ve used the money to buy a newer, hopefully more relevant book. Don’t donate books with moisture damage! They go directly in the trash. That said, funds from book sales do go directly back to the library for new books, STEM tech, book club kits, Library of Things items, and so much more.

[@Tattooedgaymer]

In high school I developed bad asthma and they made me keep my inhaler in the office. I didn't know how to handle my new affliction, so everyday, during gym, I was helped to the office to use my inhaler. They eventually let me keep it.

[@Ashakins123]

That's something thing I never understood. Like what do they expect to happen if you have an asthma attack? Surely they wouldn't expect someone to run to the office (especially if it's a large campus) to get the inhaler, and bring it back too? Glad they allowed you to keep it on you, btw. Can't imagine how much better that made things😊

[@thedmking9191]

The post about breaking into a college happened in my home state of Utah. A man broke a window to get in and saved 12 people. It was like -20 degrees fahrenheit. Several people died in their cars because their cars broke down from the cold and then froze to death from the cold and no shelter.

[@Viper56365]

Can you just imagine “ how was your day?” “It was kind of crap a shark, bit my leg I fight it, but in the end I stitched it up, went to the pub with some of my friends” Sorry for the English

[@user-bm1qy1ln5s]

7:58 JESUS. THE BATTERY IS HANGING ON

[@TomTheDankMemer]

19:12 "Hey could you be Popeye the Sailor Man real quick?"

[@Avrysatos]

I don't think the 911 call was frivolous because there would have been a hospitalization level emergency without the call. I'd like to say schools got better about this crap, but they totally haven't really.

[@akirananimoto5843]

Yeah, when I was in high school I had severe anxiety and would end up with panic attacks after bullying. Well my meds had to be stored with the nurse, so I'd go there kind of often. One day it got really bad and I needed my higher dose anxiety pill. The bottle says "take up to 2 pills per day". They're so effective on me that it actually makes me fall asleep, and so I only take a quarter of a pill. Nurse decided to be entitled and say she knew better than me, so she insisted I took 2 pills. Let's just say my mom had to physically carry me out of school at the end of the day when I didn't come out for 30 minutes, on top of sleeping through the last 2 hours of school.

[@Avrysatos]

@@akirananimoto5843 i was lucky to end up with competent school nurses throughout my time there...

[@sammieegoldwand]

Yep. My cousin is T1 and the health teacher didnt let her keep snacks with her because it was a 'sugar free classroom' so when her blood sugar went low she had to go all the way to the other side of the school to get to the nurse. Also as with the other reply I have severe anxiety. I was in the nurse constantly because my panic attacks would end in either nausea or a migraine or sometimes make me feel like im going to pass out. At one point my teachers banned me from leaving the classroom if i was having a panic attack. Ended up throwing up in class one time. High school wasnt much better, but they let me go down the the nurse when i didnt feel well because it was around covid when i started high school. I ended up dropping out to be homeschooled because of my anxiety tho.

[@aVampiresBite]

lexi having issues reading things out loud is so me actually we're like the same except we're trans the opposite ways

[@noxiouswyrm6407]

fun fact one of many rules with street graffiti is that you cannot tag over art and this technically counts as graffiti art hence keeping the wall mostly safe from being coated in tags

[@Cyberdragunz]

For the industrial fishing thing, the boulders would entangle and destroy the nets, which stops the nets from being dragged along the seabed destroying habitat, marine plants, etc

[@EricTheKei]

Oh, good. My first thought was that it would disrupt the fishies' habitats, making using those locations non-viable. Glad to hear otherwise.

[@alfsleftnut9224]

@@EricTheKei droping boulders in the water can even CREATE new habitats for fish, its actually pretty common for people to drop various large objects in the ocean to create good fishing spots.

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

@@alfsleftnut9224 iirc many animals gather around shipwrecks for similar reasons, its very cool

[@andre_601]

I love the fireman one, because that guy is doing what a fireman should do: Help people in need, ignoring whatever other people have against it...

[@knightsurda]

swear to god, the bee movie is just the 2nd coming of shrek. Both are insanely memeable and both have been used chaotically. Shrek has 'Shrek is love Shrek is life' and Bee Movie has its whole script.

[@Apheriac]

13:52 yes lexi, this is a public service, however, i'm pretty sure she was charged with public indecency, and not harassment.

[@acheronbutler]

If you do the bench thing, just put the pieces up "for sale" for free as scrap metal for blacksmiths on any of those yard sale like websites.

[@herobane6488]

for the confusion about how boulders disrupt industrial fishing(the question posed during the reading around 33:00) deep fishing is usually done using nets. nets that tangle and tear when caught on something, especially when said objects have more heft each than the entire mass of the catch the nets are intended for. dropping the boulders on them leaves them torn up, which makes them useless.

[@j.p.6932]

12:54 in the Jeff Goldblum, version of The Fly, which is being referenced here, Goldblum’s character builds a teleportation device, but during tests, a fly gets into the teleportation pod, and somehow there DNA ends up, getting spliced together, or really, it’s just their molecules, but it’s somehow that turns him into a giant human fly hybrid.

[@ChadZard]

I was searching for a one hour r/chaoticgood video just yesterday, the Emkay gods blessed me.

[@fritzmarie6523]

My personal opinion is that bows and blades are way better than guns. A. Bows are fairly silent B. Little to no kick back from shooting the bow. C. Both the bow and arrow can be made out of things commonly found in nature. D. Blades just look cool

[@qeew5500]

me when I have to learn how to use them properly for years for them to be effective

[@lefishe5845]

Guns are lame. No skill required and it just instant kills everyone. Bring back the sword and arrow.

[@phlagenjoyer]

@@qeew5500not with bows

[@liamcarmelc-ink1917]

30:34 no cause they did this about Epi-pens too! We weren't allowed to carry them on us in my elementary, middle, and high schools. And the nurses weren't there half the time. So if you needed them, you were screwed. Because even if the door was unlocked, only the nurses had the keys to the cabinet that held them.

[@Ashakins123]

PLEASE tell me that got changed😭

[@asurasyn]

56:56 Okay, funniest part of this is, when he returned the baby, he berated the mother for leaving the kid in the car alone!

[@JadianRadiator]

32:43 The officers that got it stolen should be reprimanded/charged for it too. Because they didn't secure their firearms enough to prevent accidentally dropping it. Because getting it picked with a dino grabber toy is just as easy as accidentally. As well as it being easier to notice it leaving tbe holster.

[@Only_Critical]

“How did you get into prison” “I stole officers guns with a toy Dino grabber.” “Repeat..?” “I stole.. officers guns.. with a toy Dino grabber.”

[@Trivial_Whim]

The chalking tires is a thing to, theoretically, make sure people aren't leaving derelict cars parked along the side of the road in a residential area. But in this case, it sounds like it was intended as discrimination or a means to fulfil a case quota by impounding cars they knew wouldn't be moved often enough.

[@theinternetlawyer7126]

”I don’t medical” - person of intellect 2023 colorized (30:47)

[@itssTeal]

52:10 The word "chismosa" sent me because it reminded me of one time my whole class spread around a rumor that two teachers were dating but it turned out to be a misunderstanding Basically, rumor spreader said that he heard the two teachers "flirting" with things like "You're such a sweetheart" and "You're so cute" behind a door. They were babysitting another teacher's baby.

[@tymongajewski2816]

5:00 and most importantly; a tf2 weapon was named after him in his honour.

[@DouglasParkinson]

The airplane tape one is actually pretty common, apparently. I watch another channel and news stories with similar conclusions crop up a handful of times a year, usually the perpetrator is trying to open the door inflight and normally exclaiming "Jesus told me to do it". That channel describe flights as "little dictatorships in the sky" since the flight crew will do anything in their power to ensure the safety of all passengers, and this is the easiest form of restraint until the flight can land and authorities can take over.

[@arkonitez8094]

"The closest I've ever gotten to something crazy happening was on a Spirit Airlines flight..." TBH: could've just stopped there, lol. 'Nuf said.

[@YourTypicalHuman]

This is a perfect for my birthday! Emkay uploads, Lexi and Damien are narrating, it’s a best of, and ITS CHAOTIC GOOD! Thank you Emkay :D

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY! :D

[@YourTypicalHuman]

Thank you!!! :D

[@cinnamoone3553]

28:56 as a fellow type 1 diabetic of ten years (more than half my life, damn...), i can't imagine not having access to my insulin as needed. what this person did is SO COOL and just ahdjwjxkDShakxb wow

[@buzzish2804]

25:19 my history teacher taught me about this. All hail the spaghetti monster 🫡

[@Utfam_202]

35:59 i know this dont sound too true but on my moms side of the family, if you go back far enough, you can find pretty boy floyd. i genuinely didnt know this until like, a month ago or so

[@Corpcake]

This is what I needed in life, thank you emkay, I shall now go on to be chaotic good.

[@TheFIreBird24]

33:26 The boulder would prevent types of fishing gear from being dragged across the bed of wherever they're placed, as the gear would be damaged. This serves the purpose of protecting the more delicate marine life further down in the depths. I just did a quick google search though, so there may be more to it.

[@lucaseichler3140]

Fun fact: the bread that's used to make panko bread crumbs literally has no crust.

[@Raisty2002]

So the guy arrested for 6 successful surgeries... Pay for his degree, cheaper than jail, and you get a legal doctor.

[@BKIRA79]

8:25 the story of the raid is: “An ex-Australian soldier in full tactical gear allegedly burst into an animal shelter with an assault rifle and tied up a worker in a failed bid to get his kitty back, according to a report Wednesday.”

[@thatonewitch]

And apparently, the shelter told the guy he can pick up the cat the next day, so he could've waited until the next day to pickup his cat. I don't really know why he resorted to raiding the place if they were going to return his cat to him the next day

[@tinawitte420]

My admin password is neither "admin" not "password". Nobody will ever guess "password1"

[@Trexisback2007]

You fool i now have ur password

[@tinawitte420]

@@Trexisback2007 What makes your post really hilarious is that minutes after you sent it, I got an email by

[@aaronalkor]

9:50 I don't like anime, but I like medieval weapons. Are you going to call _me_ a weeb?

[@greatestraver]

Ok, for that dropping boulders to disrupt fishing, i can explain that if no one hasnt yet (havent read the hundred comments). Dropping large objects into the water can cause a number of different disruptions such as scattering feeding schools of fish, temporarily disrupting usual water currents and also interfering with if not destroying traps and nets

[@babowasalwayshere]

55:00 Personally I love 영노 thank you also Lexi's pronunciation was pretty good just in case you were self-conscious.

[@BoinguMcGoingu]

1:36 “I swear to god if you don’t fix these potholes I’ll splatter your brains all over them”

[@kopfloserbeginn3879]

The legendary witch being a LEGEND, the cool woman we strive to be

[@motionless_horizon]

I love Lexi so much, she’s one of my favorites

[@katherineketchum5621]

So, the industrial fishing question. The way that works is they have these giant nets that get dragged along the sea floor. So when they drop the bolder, the net will hopefully get stuck or damaged where they try to trawl. Which is actually kind of brilliant

[@JadeAislin]

I remember having to have another kid escort me to the nurse because I started feeling low in class, thus doing exercise which would make my sugar drop more, just to check my blood sugar.

[@Sunbitten2010]

Agreed, give the guy with no medical malpractice the PhD.

[@Moehre040]

the story about using a computer (~31:00) in school reminded me of my school in germany. I had really bad handwriting because of motor issues (im now 25 and if i write cursive it looks like a 2nd grader wrote that shit). In my elementary school (grade 1-4) we were FORCED to write in cursive, or get 0 points on our answers to tests. And when I got into 'High School' (called Gymnasium in germany, grades 5-12) i asked about using a laptop to take notes and was denied. Funnily enough it never occurred to me that the teachers were no longer enforcing cursive, so i kept writing my terrible cursive and losing points on basically every test because of it, even though i could have written in normal letters, which for me is way easier to write. Then in grade 10 i got one of my teachers i had for a couple of years at that point asking me if i'd like to use a laptop to take notes and even my tests and that made me chuckle. She absolutely exploded on me for daring to laugh in her face when she made a suggestion trying to help me so i wasn't allowed to use a laptop in her class either (though i probably wouldnt have bothered to carry around a laptop for just 1 subject anyways).

[@dunefox8]

The gay furry site got me. I needed to see this. Thanks, John A. Emkay

[@SB-cz9vo]

33:30 To clarify how the rocks work and why they are placed in the first place, deep fishing is a form of fishing where the net is dragged across the seafloor. The addition of heavy objects with jagged edges ensures that any net that encounters one will be torn to shreds. As the risk-profit calculation is completely skewed to the risk side, fishing vessels will avoid these locations. Greanpeace does this to create pockets where fish colonies can survive as fishing is no longer possible in these areas, thus counteracting overfishing. Greed today by destroying the future of one's own profession is something I cannot wrap my head around.

[@homemade_calamity8477]

So fun fact about the tip thing, you 100% can do it. My grandmother (who works for a major tax company) does it all the time. I hope more people start to do this to stop tip splitting too

[@carking0138]

Today, I decided to wear a shirt that says, "The beatings will continue until morale improves." and I watch the part at 41:09, where Damien says the same thing. Edit: the time is 41:09, not 40:50.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

1:18:06 I don't know if that happened either (this isn't the first time I've heard this story) but if it did actually happen, can you imaging how embarrassed Law Enforcement would be when they read the second letter from Vinnie (ALL Prisoner's Mail is read by Prison Officials before it gets put in the mail) and realized Vinnie put one over on them... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@jesussaucedo8133]

The internet is now much, much closer to becoming a basic human right, and I'm here for it.

[@theselsystem]

LEXI LISTENS TO GHOST?? THIS INFORMATION MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE HER MORE NOW

[@thelunchlady8276]

45:35 I love doing that. I put garbage, leaves and grass clippings in the envelopes they send. It's a beautiful thing.

[@Fallownear229]

33:10 rock go splash, fish go AAAH 🐟💨💨💨💨🪨 Fish leave, net empty

[@C-y-b-e-r]

51:32 Of COURSE it was Spirit 😭

[@brycetedford2668]

so I am sitting here eating my food and expect for there not to be parts that are repeated and I have heard them over and over again imagine running out of content to sit there and have the same one if the video over 40 time

[@JameyMcQueen]

It's almost as if it's a compilation video. Oh wait....

[@Nugire]

"Boulders to disrupt fishing": - It's supposed to stop the type of fishing where they drag nets across the ocean floor (i believe because it massively impacts everything living on the ocean floor) "Chalk markings on tires" - It was preformed by private security of an Hoa. You mark the lowest point of the tire. If you come back and the mark is in a different position, the car had been moved. If it hasn't been moved the HOA will fine/tow. (could also be used for stake-out)

[@nikko2447]

33:00 this works against drag net fishing which harms the ocean floor. Putting boulders down there snag and rip the nets

[@JadianRadiator]

32:38 The fact that it was with a dino granner makes it the fault of the officers who carried the guns he took.

[@Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy]

59:19 Other robber "yo we got to get to the car now" Floyd: "hold on i got to shot these papers real quick"

[@coldsnap4467]

I can totally relate to the school insulin story. My school required me to keep my RESCUE inhaler in the nurses office. All it took was one asthma attack and me calling 911. My mom forced the school to pay the hospital bill, and they got into a lot of trouble for locking an emergency medical device behind a door.

[@garmadongg]

54:26 the two guys that got into a fist fight are best buds after that 😭

[@MyndFvck]

33:12 Cornishman here, Greenpeace aren't exactly the smartest. They're very much laughed upon around here

[@sandyramhoff8137]

why did Greenpeace drop boulders to discourage deep fishing? deep fishing involves scrapping the bottom of the sea floor with metal nets. the process breaks off the tops of coral and disturbs bottom feeder. boulders dropped in the area get caught in the nets and destroys the equipment discouraging the practice... so yeah, chaotic good this info brought to you by a Pokemon fan, the damaged coral inspired Galarian Corsola and its evolution Cursola

[@Gameclipsandedits]

Almost a whole lexi 1 hour. 😊

[@Xx_duskpr0w1_xX]

1:48 “yoyoyo bro, this is a dangerous crosswalk..“ “yaaah lets fix it hahah“

[@hazybubblegum]

My uncle tried the opening the door to the Jehovah witness blasting metal music, asking if they where here for the sacrifice...... turns out they call the police.

[@milavoorhorst1477]

13:29 background guy lookin like an rtx minecraft villager + live action mr bean hybrid

[@Shade_Dragon]

The boulders keep ppl from deep sea fishing by ripping their nets, rendering them useless

[@sirpiddlefartiii]

I also have texture issues and I can't eat most things without them being pureed first, but broccoli is my favorite food. 😂

[@Unlimited_Galaxy]

Lexi: This wasn’t me! Me: *SUREE BUDDY*

[@lucaslargan5777]

32:38 This dude is right as long as nobody dies.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

20:23 Either he's a Masochist and LOVES Pain (OPEN WOUND IN SALT WATER FOLLOWED BY SEWING IT CLOSED WITH NO PAINKILLER!!!) OR he's a Monty Python Fan (IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND!!!)... Maybe both? 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@BaePlatinum]

The best example of chaotic good that I know of is sorta like the situation at 13:15. In 1972, a guy held up a Chase Manhattan bank in Brooklyn to pay for his trans lover's MtF surgery. He also bought pizza for the tellers with the stolen money and threw a ton of money out to the gathering crowd.👌 (psst: a movie was made out of this. dog day afternoon starring al pacino.)

[@ViridemFerrum]

In regards to the Jogging problem, in order to still get exercise without increasing value, consider walking/jogging backwards every other day. The weirdness should cancel things out.

[@Mari-Schimmer]

That sounds like a chaotic good solution too, I like it

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

58:39 And the unfortunate part about this that they're not going to tell you is everyone he helped is now going to be hounded by the Agency to return the money they shouldn't (according to the Agency) have received...

[@MynameisnotGraey]

"Compassion... Bundled with appropriate response." Amen Lexi.

[@Mcdeathbruger]

When I worked at a grocery store I worked in the hot foods department and when people I worked with who weren't making very much money as it was would come up with a bunch of hot foods I would tilt the scale up so that it would take the weight off and lower the price drastically so people that had like $12 of food paid like $3 for it because I knew that they were in hard circumstances

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

9:47 I'm gonna have to drink some vinegar to get over how increadibly _BASED_ that is.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

acids are cringe, got it.

[@aliasa3485]

Mfs saying they are sorry about their english after typing the most jaw dropping flabbergasting story:

[@kashskitchen7178]

lexi sent the print job

[@lookatmydescription8080]

Homeless stealing the excavator to lift the car is not the best of ideas but still admirable