r/Crappyoffbrands | only a spoonful

[@i_drinkliquid]

*Pulls Out A Comically Large Spoon

[@angelavrc1471]

*slaps you with it*

[@TheFacelessBaron]

*steals from bank*

[@trickshotcrhk]

Hey bank, can I have some money? Only a spoonful!

[@Sapsipper65_what-do-heellll]

*Pulls out comically large comically large spoon

[@channelperhaps]

Can I have a medic bag?

[@Wolfbyte_the_Weirdo]

*Pulls out a comically large fork to spar with the person with a comically large spoon

[@Nerdlife761]

You fool, for I have the power of the fork and spoon for I have THE SPORK

[@iamthecopium]

*Pulls out a comically large knife

[@slicerthe84th]

*pulls out a comically large sander and sands the knife

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

​@@slicerthe84th*pulls out a comically large big iron

[@great_hedgehog8199]

​@@Nerdlife761 But I have THE FOON, and it is so comically large it almost isn't funny!

[@brockbracken318]

This subreddit is the embodiment of the “we have ____ at home” meme

[@STOPGREG]

75 likes but no replies? Let me fix that.

[@BinglesP]

Serious answer: Just like how the “Fucked up in the crib ____ing ______” meme is the embodiment of this subreddit! Sassy answer: Just like how “Touhou 6” is the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil!

[@FiatUno2003]

*X* amount of likes but no replies? Let me fix that. ☝️🤓

[@Rrrab]

12:52 kvikk lunsj is a Norweigan chocolate that was made in 1937, just two years after kitkat. They have been rivals ever since

[@xcastle8610]

Also responsible for Kit Kat losing the trademark on the four-fingered chocholate bar in the European Union I believe?

[@nefwaenre]

5:04 Robin: *_You DISGUST me... You, TIM, you._* _Meanwhile, poor Tim who only wanted a good Tuesday:_

[@leomartino3902]

Tim should’ve seen the warnings 2:39

[@LegnaKgaming]

Yeah like what did I do wrong :(

[@nefwaenre]

@@LegnaKgaming aaaw Tim! :'(

[@ObservingPaul678]

@@LegnaKgaming 1 Like = 1 Hug For Tim.

[@TsovoaLevone]

Circumcision not funny disgusting pain

[@SpiritOfSpite]

11:10 Pop Figures are very expensive for non moving barely detailed shelf warmers, even more so over seas, so when a kid asks their parent "I wan tha thingy cuz da big youtuba has a bunch" the parent is thankful that there's a much much cheaper alternative, also the knockoffs tend to be bigger than the real ones so a smart parent can trick their kid into believing what they got is a super exclusive extra edition to dissuade the kid from asking for more.

[@iamthecopium]

That's why I never wanted pop figures during my childhood

[@Fanouriou]

12:52 Fun fact in the midst of Kitkat Knockoffs is a KVIKK LUNSJ. They are a norwegian chocolate owned by Freia who is owned by mondalez and is the reason why Kitkat who is owned by neslè is not allowed to take copyright of the four fingered chocolate bar as this is inadmissable since they technically are as old as eachother.

[@mastermcco]

The kvikk lunsj is basically Norway's national treasure

[@SjokopandaM-T]

@@mastermccoyup

[@Ms_Adi_wuz_here._.]

aren’t Kitkat also owned by Hershey’s as well

[@Vib-Ribbon_2763.]

@@Ms_Adi_wuz_here._.no

[@the-og-cerealkiller]

Chuck it up to: "Not 'murican, therefore bad/ripoff" There's couple ones that clearly aren't knockoffs, they just have funny names or God forbid, are their own version of a basic treat.

[@SomedudeonYouTubeB]

I once saw a cereal that was a Nesquik knock-off called Big Balls and I really want to find it again to take the funny picture

[@datzpjcrenshaw]

I hope you manage to find it!

[@ProMode2007x]

Maybe r/sbubby

[@spookyghostwriter3110]

As a Chinese person and being able to feel embarrassment in two different languages for like 70% of these, I am quite sorry we’re so awful at IP theft.

[@w.reidripley1968]

Chinese companies have many examples of the Pointy Haired Boss in management?

[@CrushedAsian255]

Same here

[@spookyghostwriter3110]

@@w.reidripley1968 The thing with China is that there are very few domestic companies that have enough of a global audience to bother investing in English services and the like (think Hoyoverse, the makers to Genshin Impact). The rest of them might include something foreign for the sake of looking unique (or being lazy). Usually the translation for these things is dreadful.

[@TsovoaLevone]

Circumcision not funny

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

Don't be. It's a massive source of entertainment.

[@FFVison]

I remember a number of years back that I saw some "Transmogrifiers" for sale at a gas station. I wanted to buy one before they got pulled from the shelves due to a lawsuit. I bought "Starholler". He was one of the virtuabots and was sworn to oppose the evil deceivocons. Oh, and the back of the packaging with the backstory was hilarious if you know anything about the wannabes, the Transformers. The back of the packaging lays out the story of the Transmogrifiers... if you could read it. The font was quite blurry for whatever reason.

[@00andJoe]

11:45 - The funny thing is there's actually a completely reasonable explanation for why SO MANY of the Chinese knockoff Transformers use "Deformation" as their name or at least in the description. Basically it's a case of using 'cheap and cheerful' translation from English to Chinese and then translating *that* back to English for the boxes - IIRC the same characters are used for 'transform' and 'deform', so when you use a very literal translation back, "deformation" is what you get.

[@TsovoaLevone]

Circumcision jokes not funny

[@the13throse]

@@TsovoaLevone bro why are you replying to everyone with this. the video mentioned circumcision literally once and the only reason the narrator was laughing was because of the absurdity of putting it in the spongebob font with a bunch of happy characters around it. Also no one you've replied to with this was making a circumcision joke.

[@shaphier7057]

​@@TsovoaLevonebro mad he lost a little off the top

[@TsovoaLevone]

@@shaphier7057 I’m a woman. But I have nightmares where I see it happen to someone. That’s why I’m mad motherfucker

[@technicallymonochrome]

Fun Fact! Spongebob Squarepants is Spongebob Schwammkopf in German! They, however, still didn't spell it right lmao (Schwammkopf = Sponge head)

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

10:36 Lancer's theme in the background? Check. Silver the Hedgehog in the crappyoffbrand? Check. Two of my favorite characters represented in one post.

[@dsnnenw]

"Fat baby" dont insult jigglypuff like that

[@happybirthdaytonoone]

Literally just got that

[@FavianNarezz]

His puff is too jiggly for this

[@lorivaldez4839]

It’s been a while since y’all posted a subreddit video for this subreddit, EmKay. Happy Monday☕️🍩

[@jackfruit420]

i hate mondays

[@seltzersoda]

@@jackfruit420Garfield: this my man right here

[@akwyld2545]

Here in Oz, it’s happy Tuesday morning 😁

[@lorivaldez4839]

@@akwyld2545 Really? Nice! Where do you live at my friend??❓❓

[@lorivaldez4839]

@@jackfruit420 I totally agree with you!

[@arcticxabyss]

i honestly would NOT want to ever try the "kidney potatoes".

[@iamthecopium]

same

[@arcticxabyss]

@@iamthecopium imagine if the kidney potatoes were literally kidney beans that tasted like potatoes? 😖

[@iamthecopium]

@@arcticxabyss i do not want to imagine that right now lol

[@charliecharmander3213]

4:56 took playing with yourself to a whole new level 😶

[@kewbycupine5956]

1:12 *Cradlesong* Charm made of discarded trading cards. Gives the bearer a lulling effect.

[@Loonima]

ULTRAKILL

[@kewbycupine5956]

Why ultra kill

[@rollo2007]

1:30 the thing is it is nearly the name of the show in Germany. It means spongebob sponge-head just one ob too much

[@alexanderkimpel2603]

That is true

[@liljatupsu]

7:57 The "Deformation" figures in the background X'D

[@dgphoenix6611]

2:49 Fun Fact: Sonic actually does have a Spider-Man variant in the Archie comics named Stealth The Hedgehog. This is not him, but I just thought it'd be neat to mention. Also, I'm really hoping he appears as an easter egg or something in the third Spiderverse movie, because that would be the coolest thing ever!

[@diamondan5721]

14:45 "I lost her to a man with bigger fingers..."

[@Just_a_commenter]

Sometimes the off-brand choice isn't so great... But, I will admit to liking No Name. At the same time, I'd love some of those MyNuts. I don't care how weird it sounds, _I want it._ Give. Please and thank you.

[@chocola6971]

why do you have no comments yet :3

[@Just_a_commenter]

@@chocola6971 I'm not owed anyone's attention, but replies are always welcome :b

[@spookyghostwriter3110]

As a fellow No Name enjoyer, tell me, what’s your opinion on their snack session

[@pessie83]

8:12 It's more The Lord Of The Rings meets The Neverending Story. Because the story is about a main character who is bullied and by reading a magical book he ends up in a fantasy world.

[@Soupdog3120]

2:40 I LITERALLY SAW THIS YESTERDAY AND NOW ITS IN THIS XD

[@ch4.hayabusa]

If you want a good costume, go to your local theater supply store... they have great costumes for rental, and if you give them a heads up they'll make you one.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

Nice abundance of Lancer's theme in this video, EmKay editors.

[@Simon_Q]

Your pfp and name fit your coment. omg

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

​@@Simon_QIf only Jack were narrating (no offense to Robin, but Lancer's not the Robin of Spades, is he?)

[@chrisroberts6797]

5:10 In Flushing, Queens, NY back in the 90s I grew up next to a pizza parlor called Popeyes. Their specialty was pizza and chicken (displayed in that order under their logo) and the restaurant had a giant sculpture of Popeye the Sailor Man holding a pizza box on the roof. Their chicken was shit but their pizza was amazing.

[@brockbracken318]

3:32 they didn’t even try

[@stripeproductionsofficialreal]

2:49 Oh my god I’ve just seen that like a few days ago! To be fair I was looking up something Sonic related. I guess good job to the algorithm, although it’s terrifying the fact that I happened to see this within the same week as this video.

[@toryroseharris6153]

Yay, this is one of my favorite subreddits you do.❤

[@therunawaykid6523]

I love wafer head and cone man on the ice cream van

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

05:15 It’s probably stuffed-crust. Frieza promised him _two_ stuffed-crust pizzas during their fight on Namek (in _DBZ Abridged_ by TeamFourStar) and gave him two Kienzan instead.

[@ConnorGarrett]

Daddy I don't want to be on namek anymore!

[@gameboi20]

2:59 the reason for sonic is because kids will click on anything

[@Buzzbot-]

Also SEGA doesn't really care about what people do with their ip unlike Nintendo.

[@gameboi20]

@@Buzzbot- SEGA does care but in moderation

[@Buzzbot-]

@@gameboi20 But they don't care as much as Nintendo. Nintendo will literally file a lawsuit just cause someone's name is Mario. SEGA on the other hand will let almost anything fly straight past their radar weather its a ripoff or not.🫤

[@mooqer]

*Pulls Out A Comically Large Knife to spar with the 2 guys with the spoon and fork

[@just2505]

*pulls out a comically large spork to spar with the person with a comically large spoon and the person and the person with a comically large fork

[@JacksonReitmeier]

/pulls out comically large butter knife/ "IT'S JUST A DULL SWORD!!!"

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

​@@JacksonReitmeierx pulls out comically large spatulula x

[@KindlyKalen]

*pulls out comically large threek to f^ck with everyone*

[@BrynGill-b7y]

*pulls up in a tank made entirely out of pots, with a skillet catapult instead of a turret

[@coolest10293]

“That’s not Spider-Man because he has a flat ass” -Robin, 15:35

[@BreakstuffzMapping]

"Hey there its Vince with slap 2:32"

[@ILikeParties-mq3bl]

also deez nuts has joined the chat

[@balombo3737]

thats actually a kinder bueno offbrand

[@SpywareVA]

*Pulls out a comedically large knife. Going to war with you 2 guys

[@iamthecopium]

*Pulls out a comically large gun

[@Random_Guy_20xx]

@@iamthecopium *pulls out comically sized TNT You just brought a gun to a bomb fight!

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

6:07 If Nintendo had made this crazy joke, there would be no more Nintendo!

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

6:47 King Dice's theme here is perfect.

[@scottoboi3992]

14:36 Perfect for dementia patients!

[@Everything_60]

0:24 woahshi is lookin great today

[@Runitsfourwithawatergun]

Robin and Damien are just the best narrators

[@Helpmeimdying1991eieiwowowe]

5:04 scared me because people actually call me Tim

[@sonicsnobody]

4:43 yeah, but in canada we still have full blown toys r us

[@TheKaosKing]

10:13 the arabic says "with the coolest character of the season simpson"

[@firstofthesame150]

GTA the Simpson 🇸🇦

[@kevinfloresjaramillo7009]

1:12 Jigglypuff using Alakazam as a stand sounds awesome

[@rainbowblobby506]

*pulls out comically SMALL spoon and fork*

[@BinglesP]

I love how for 11:00 they just added 2 more letters to the end of each word, as well as added some acronym periods and an extra exclamation point to the POP! logo. Sure, they switched it around so Thanos(os) is part of the Justice(ge) League(ce) series instead of the Marvel(el) Avengers(rs) one, but it’s still so funny how lazy the packaging was to me.

[@bluemoonstation]

14:24 I almost freaked out because I found one of these in a Dollar Tree and posted it on Reddit. I thought this might've been my post. When I saw the image I knew it wasn't :/ Maybe someday

[@therunawaykid6523]

Thing that made me laugh was it was made by crownjewlz

[@mgrbx]

I find it funny, it says "SpongeBoob", yet in the show itself, plankton constantly calls SpongeBob that!

[@marseillejoh]

Fun fact: the "my nuts" and "kgb" ones are both from Russia. My motherland is truly a gift that keeps on giving.

[@iamthecopium]

Edit: I deleted the comment itself instead of the edit cuz the edit never existed

[@marseillejoh]

@@iamthecopium nah it's actually really good, that you don't. The pros don't outweigh the cons.

[@wrg_101]

​@@iamthecopiumYou should be happy you don't live there

[@iamthecopium]

​@@marseillejohtrue

[@iamthecopium]

​@@wrg_101thanks for telling me

[@einpercy825]

The kidney potatoes broke me

[@bagelbrainmoment]

same

[@UANDORINGINALS]

Boro Bholo Ghore Bnichuck

[@UANDORINGINALS]

Bobs Land E

[@Ilovewashers]

11:59 it's "Treebob Trianglepants" Lol!

[@CielMC]

5:45 OKAY I have to excuse this. In China, we just call PUBG the game "吃鸡"(Eat chicken), and this probably sounded fine in Chinese but was completely lost in (probably machinr)translation. Think of it as PUBG action(since that's our short name for PlayerUnkown's Battlegrounds, nobody calls it by its full name anyway)

[@Tomatopaste145]

*pulls up a comically large pair of chopstick to spar with the other two with a comically large fork and spoon

[@Ryanthusar]

8:58 - Looks like they repurposed a Cyberman head from Dr Who lol

[@nanardeurlambda]

I get "pikachu as a teletubies" vibes from that face

[@metalspecialviolet]

3:58 BUT THAT'S YUGI YAMI THE ONE ON THE RIGHT, ICON

[@JanusHoW]

There was a Homestar Runner cartoon about the real sign of making it big was all of the unlicensed bootleg stuff made from your characters/image. This video, and others, prove that that sentiment was spot-on.

[@WarneD1]

8:59 actually looks close to what Ironman looked like in the early comics or at least a toy that was made during that era. 11:17 The top of the box says “JusticeCE LeagueCE” which is an attempt at a DC licensed thing.

[@thatweirdseagull247]

4:24 do those lables say PCP?????

[@ParanoiderNutzer]

6:50 I see Robin before my inner eye, standing outside, fist in the air and cussing at the plane

[@D3ATHBRAWLS_SANITY]

Things I giggled/laughed at: 5:49 Evil laugh 7:21 Me neither man. 8:57 My new favorite hero 😍😍 10:34 Dude if Slionic wasnt a knockoff I'd play/watch it 11:45 I know they did not just do that to the Transformers... I bet they dont even transform either. They transform *out of existance.* Optimus would be ashamed. 11:59 Im not even laughing at the stickers its the "Taco John's" for me 13:47 Justice magician? 14:16 Next generation Transformers? I bet he could be the next Optimus 😍😍😍

[@Dragonbl8zer]

2:07 do the socks say underwear or the hat say mittens

[@HyperShan3]

1:06 - Can we just take a moment to notice that “fat baby” is fucking 22 metre tall!

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Somehow as a word "voluptuous" doesn't sound real if it's not the Click saying it.

[@marinamaricic2390]

13:11 hey i saw that in a store once 13:22 that too 14:51 again i have a set of it 15:36 my brother has it

[@imonly1man_]

get yourself a taco that can handle el estilo de Neutrones

[@michaelsegal3558]

The song at 4:49 is called Shop by Toby Fox

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

Ah yes, Bed Bull, we all know what that's referring to. Is there a bull in your bed, ladies?

[@nanardeurlambda]

0:08 is it weird I kind of wish to see what this game would look like?

[@ShineHatfield]

It is now Tuesday, I hope Robin isn't *too* angry

[@Chrollophobic]

As a Coloradan, Robin talking about living in Colorado always catches me off guard

[@The_chicken_123]

One of my favourite subreddits 😁

[@therunawaykid6523]

Always love seeing crappy off brands, Ver entertaining

[@jocelynecupcake]

3:07 whoever did that is a troll and NOT the good kind

[@icebaron2948]

2:36 Translation from Russian just because I know it. Logo in top left corner: Snowy town Blue text: Chocolate & hazelnut White text on red: 380 g Chocolate ice cream with nut aroma and chocolate topping.

[@andrewollmann304]

0:40 It’s an old nursery rhyme/song, Robin. “Monday’s child is fair of face/ Tuesday’s child is full of grace/ Wednesday’s child is full of woe/ Thursday’s child has far to go/ Friday’s child is loving and giving/ Saturday’s child works hard for a living/ But the child born on the Sabbath day: Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.” I learned this from two sources, one was the Jack Prelutsky poem “Monday’s Troll.” The secons was the Hallmwak film “Snow White: the Fairest of Them All” in which the dwarves wer named after the days.

[@Larsen_illustrations]

And wadnessdays child is a swindler locked away.

[@lololollololol629]

8:28 Is that emperor palpatine from star wars behind knockoff harry? lol

[@henrystickminfan2]

5:06 as a dbz fan, i love this.

[@AbrasiveSpongebob]

Random thought but the cherry coke tictacs were pretty tasty.

[@Hiswf_]

7:12 Give me the exact address where to buy that. Imagine just going to a random figurine collector and just saying "yeah that's cool and all but I got JC!"

[@cameronspencer9619]

I think I’m creating a new saying because of this… “When nobody’s watching, anything is possible.” It reminds me of a little girl I saw in Peru. She wore a shirt that featured Anna and Elsa from Frozen… along with their best friend, _Pikachu._ Ever since, I couldn’t help but wonder what an official Disney/Pokémon crossover would look like. One can only dream, I guess.

[@Nerdlife761]

*pulls out comically large spork to fight them both

[@Lilly_watermelonsugar]

I can't imagine these things are legal, so obvious

[@daniellewilson1414]

The chickens have had revenge 3:50

[@theotakux5959]

I don't like the name "Kill Kat", but I approve of them being described as "Evil Wafers"

[@MrChoop7700]

This is why i always watch the only robin playlist 😂

[@PolishPetronaPolskiPetrona]

6:37 As someone who lives in Poland , I can confirm that this oddity exists

[@Cxste11xn]

SpongeBob Schwammkopf is actually what he's called in Germany. Spongebob Swimhead.

[@callie2917]

10:13 the Arabic writing literally says the exact same thing as the title in English

[@cheekibreeki904]

I genuinely LOL'd at that ice cream when I first saw it, too. It wasn't that bad, actually. Not the tastiest one I've ever had, but reasonably good for the money.

[@insaincaldo]

I like that the Killkat is apparently Evil Wafers and Katie's is turning 4.

[@carbs_r_delish]

8:44 the minion at the bottom, In the middle w/ the thong, is cheeked up 😩🥵 Edit: was hard writing this with one hand Edit 2: chill y’all this is a joke lmfao

[@CaptianJayJams]

Thats messed up

[@zombiekiwi]

Did you just beat to a minion

[@carbs_r_delish]

@@zombiekiwi what do you think? 🤤

[@zombiekiwi]

@carbs_r_delish you just beated to a minion and admitted it to the whole world

[@IndigoVoidigo]

@@carbs_r_delishbro how are we supposed to chill if you add to the joke like this 😭

[@popjumpy]

I've seen bootleg video game things that look crazy, they're usually just hacked GTA games

[@WinterFalls-bv9ey]

2:59 That ain't sonic that sanic.💀😂

[@DarkSoSpooky]

**Pulls out a comically large spork to best both the comically large fork warrior & the comically large spoon wielder**

[@KiyoshiroClips]

4:34 an actual place in Victory Mall, Caloocan, Philippines. Been here, cracked a few wheezes and laughs, 7/10

[@ILikeParties-mq3bl]

Toys r us MY CHILDHOOD

[@Le_Mayo]

4:38 Its shut down? Here in the Philippines we got quite a lot of branches, and they're all pretty cool.

[@Neris-of-the-other]

The KGB thing translates to "chicken of the big city" in russian, and it also has russian writing on the sign. The photo looks modern, so i'm guessing it's a replacement brand created after major Western networks pulled out of russia due to the invasion of Ukraine