r/Funny | 3am at Taco Bell

[@-coffee_creamer-5327]

Everyone knows it’s going to be a good day when EmKay posts a video that doesn’t infuriate the narrator to the point where they go on a 2 minute rant

[@whoisanarnb]

Which happens a lot with Robin, and it happened so much with rare insults

[@justjackorwhatever]

happens on every post with "minimum wage bad" and "rich people bad"@@whoisanarnb

[@DCMook]

Idk how yall can watch this, KZbin streaming has been down for hours

[@DCMook]

At least for me

[@iamdb1990]

it's an even better day when they use the other narrators equally

[@matrixphijr]

“Your daughter is going to make an excellent father someday.” Ah- no, he actually has a point.

[@austinrollins6819]

took me a second, but he does, indeed, have a point

[@Jrsonicyt-is-weird]

If nobody gets it, it mean the gal gets a baby boy and the baby boy will become a father who mabye be great so the girl WILL MAKE a great dad Either that or their trans but my idea sounds funnier

[@Schrodingers_kid]

*insert transphobic comment*

[@ArtemisAYO]

​@@Jrsonicyt-is-weirddid you have a stroke

[@Jrsonicyt-is-weird]

@@ArtemisAYO yes

[@Mayhamster818]

It is hilarious how Robin knows tons of words but never thinks they’re real.

[@MinTea14]

Like irresponsibility 😂😭

[@AIHumanEquality]

The American education system at work.

[@imzesok]

1:54 - oh, I can tell you exactly why a delivery guy might hide the package in a place like that: porch pirates. Out of sight, and they're typically not going to think to look there. downside: neither are the people waiting on delivery most likely.

[@Archgeek0]

Upside, recipient gets sent the picture of the package and its hiding place.

[@TjPhysicist]

2:32 I love that the alternative there wasn't even "was near the filter when he farted" but "spread ass against the filter" I like to think it wasn't even an intentional joke, that's just how the dude farts like for no specific reason

[@darkstarr984]

It’s probably for the reason of crohns.

[@Rey-eq4vq]

5:23 For those out of the loop (American viewers) , a "Hen do" is what the Scottish call a "Bachelorette party".

[@JustNopeX]

People in Wisconsin say that too. 🙂

[@Civlover10]

IT HAPPENED ROBIN GOT A HAPPY SUB! ALL PRAISE ROBIN. Also all Narrators should do r/Emkay fan art and react to it like in the old days.

[@Paradigmfusion]

10:30 My favorite was "Family kidnapped by Ninjas, need money for Karate lessons." bought the dude a big lunch.

[@Starlitmachine]

2:39 I think they're meant to be horse hobbles. A tool used to train horses not to panic if they end up in a situation where their legs are stuck. That way their human can come get them free from it without the horse accidentally hurting itself.

[@iamsushi1056]

Sure it is

[@ravenbloodbane5302]

YES! I have a pair I would put on my gelding, but then he learned how to run with them on, looked like a bunny

[@TravistarYT]

I'm sorry in advance... 13:55 That cake puts the "Hung" in "Hungry"

[@seatbelttruck]

Don't worry about that last one. It's a picture of a sea star, while her bottom half is clearly an octopus. Instead, she most likely has a ridiculously sharp parrot-like beak down there :)

[@saduziuser2695]

that makes things worse you bastard

[@Archgeek0]

A sea star with human teeth and a tongue, which they don't have.

[@catboydoctor]

still would

[@firestorm5371]

4:08 They aren't getting paid enough to be questioning things

[@yzma9959]

The spammer from 5:52 is going to think they somehow contacted a really sh*tty AI bot 😭 What it actually said was: „Yes. Have you sent us the package yet? I hope you will poke holes of air in him. Do you take any bananas? ✝️ _And the light of my body needs replacing_ ✝️” 💀

[@Dark_Matt3rK1tt3n]

Irresponsibility is actually a word, Robin. Don’t worry

[@ivorynk752]

14:14 I should be creeped out by the implication of the lower image, but instead I am distracted by Ursula being thinner than I expected.

[@timo4257]

5:02 The bag looks sad :(

[@Purpylon]

9:32 That says "Solider on a plane". I thought, "shouldn't it be soldier?" and i looked up the official KZbin video and it's Solider on a plane there too. xD

[@Jorasaurus]

8:18 How are you supposed to show your work for 6+1??????

[@GameXpert64]

13:18 The serious delivery on this was way too good

[@charlesmartin1972]

Yay they gave Robin one that didn't subtract three years from his life!

[@MSRTA_Productions]

5:14 its a sad face lol

[@Lunar994]

1:49 Reminds me of that video where the delivery man hid the family's package in their recycle bin with their permission

[@samuraijackson241]

9:54 allow me to say this. For a shuffle to be truly "randomized", the previous song should also be included when calculating and randomly choosing the next song. Kinda like you draw a colored ball from a bag, and then have to put the ball back into the bag before redrawing, this is the definition of "randomization"

[@Coolestboy1]

But what Spotify does is pull all the balls out and put them in a random order, and then puts them in the bag from left you right

[@Bacteriophagebs]

9:10 Hasbro doesn't just _make_ Ouija boards, they _own the word_ "Ouija." It's trademarked. That's why ghost hunting shows call them "spirit boards" and the movie _Ouija_ years ago had to pay to license the word. They don't seem to defend their trademark very hard, though, because there are like a hundred crummy horror movies on streaming sites using the word.

[@theplayer4664]

1:10 im no expert but it really looks like its supposed to basically be an attachment point 5:45 that did not translate so well, im polish but im not that good at translating, but it has problems, the first sentence came out normal, the second "i hope you make air holes in him", the third also came out fine and the last went.. "the light of my body needs replacing"

[@AIHumanEquality]

That baby hunter sign should be used by English teachers to show why punctuation is extremely important.

[@kryptoraptor]

Other option is that the baby is named Hunter

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

English teachers? You mean those who teach little kids, who might go home to their baby siblings and become baby hunters?

[@CeeQuin]

@@kryptoraptorThat's where my mind went. Trying to be a cute personalized sign, but with an unfortunate name.

[@victortorres6599]

yease!

[@aqwkingchampion13]

My favorite examples of punctuation (and capitalization) making a difference: Let’s eat, everybody. vs Let’s eat everybody. Help your uncle, Jack, off his horse. vs Help your uncle jack off his horse.

[@circeciernova1712]

0:40 Having lived in some fairly rural parts of the USA, that is almost certainly "baby hunter" as in "this kid is gonna kill SO many animals when he grows up". Some parents take toddlers or even infants with them to sit in the blind and watch their parent(s) shoot deer. As for the thumbnail: I got released from jail ahead of schedule because I blew up a cell. (Fwiw, I hadn't done anything horrible - I had a scheduled appearance I needed to show up in court for. They rescheduled my appearance to four days before the letter was postmarked, and when their system showed I hadn't been present at a prior meeting they then issued a warrant for my arrest. Kafka was trying to write fiction....) So, I got locked up, and because my pain meds are something that people will sell/abuse, I wasn't allowed my medication. In addition to having a hard time even moving from bed to toilet, I was withdrawing from my pain meds. And one of the effects of opioid withdrawal is diarrhea. I was being kept in a cell with like 4 other people, trying to just sit and poop normally, but the diarrhea provided such _force majeure_ that it lifted my butt 2-4 inches off the seat. This resulted in me painting an entire wall of the cell from the floor to about 5 feet up, as well as a section of the floor itself. I guess there is a Janitor who wasn't there? The CO's weren't touching it, but that means they let it sit and ferment for the janitor... maybe since they're cops they couldn't figure out how to operate a spray bottle and a paper towel, or even soap? The other people in that cell got moved to the other big cell as soon as they could clean it out for them. I was put in a solitary cell, and I'm pretty sure they then immediately started on my paperwork. I was released that night. tl;dr if you blow up your cell they might let you go a few days early

[@2993LP]

2:50 Tethering 2 goats to each other is a powerful way to keep them in a fence, they do not work together.

[@vyressi]

12:25 that's a vertically oriented wall mount 19 inch network rack, like the same layout you see in a datacenter, but smaller, and on its side.

[@eclipciadarkmoon4105]

I love the kid who left a Chef Boyardee review and his name was just "in school right now." xD

[@TheOblivionMan]

11:30 Not really my thing so I'm by no means an expert, but as I understand it, you really don't want to put anything up any hole on your body that doesn't have a flared base or some sort of extended handle or wire on it unless you want pretty high odds of being some ER nurse's "Dumbest Patient I Ever Saw" story.

[@wbat5816]

4:43 How strict parents get their lazy kids off the couch to do things😂

[@anzaca1]

8:21 How do you "show your work" for simple addition?

[@wbat5816]

8:46 IS THAT REALLY HOW LOUD BABIES ARE!? 🪦RIP MY EARS THEN🪦

[@JaiAcuneIdeeQuoiMettreIci]

7:33 Here in Ontario, our licence plates are in the Ds, which means that SOMEONE is going to get a licence plate the says “dick”

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

13:50 dude, I don't want to hear about something called, "The Meg." They say don't judge a book by it's cover, but for the most part you can.

[@kinrovaldis5122]

5:51 I feel kind of disappointed the google translate didn't manage to properly translate "fleshlight"

[@themonkeylover1234]

“Your daughter is gonna make an excellent father one day”🤣

[@wbat5816]

8:00 my mom calls them "S h o r t S h o r t s"😂

[@jl0422-iu5ln]

5:02 it's a common way of being racist against Asians (basically, that package looks like a face, in which the way they made the "eye" is considered very racist)

[@ILikeParties-mq3bl]

8:42 that is the loudest baby in the world

[@thekirstenempire]

13:46 hiiii i watched the movie this is a lie He captured a meg and put it in a ginormous water tank only shallow enough for the meg to do a few dives. He went in it. The tank has light because theyre at surface level The image is from a completely different scene 😭

[@Fuzzypattyg]

3:21 I don't care how they did it it's just funny to think about how they did it that's what made me start dying of laughter over here

[@justapanpirate]

8:43 Fun fact: my mom works in daycare, and after having someone there measuring the sound volume of the kids running around/playing/screaming it turned out that it’s well above what is considered safe and acceptable for a work environment. At times, they have to use earplugs, because apparently kids aged 3-5 can only communicate by screaming. Not laughing, not crying or yelling. Just screaming, for the sake of screaming.

[@JosephJamesScott]

Hasbro has the patient on Ouija boards. There have been other boards with similar ideas, letters or words that you're supposed to let your subconscious or spirits guide you too, but Ouija is patented. I believe Hasbro took the patient when they bought out Parker Brothers. Prior to the 1960s they were just a fun parlor game.

[@DutchBlackMantha]

Low disk space on a system like that is most likely a minor glitch spamming the logs, combined with the logs not being periodically archived/deleted.

[@Barret2002]

9:17 I desperately need context of what made Robin feel the necessity to bring up his statement.

[@tarthall]

your daughter is going to make an excellent father some day is such a funny line to me

[@MrJayrock620]

1:16 well now I need to find someone willing to get a matching tombstone across from me, because I would definitely do that. Maybe find a whole family willing to buy an adjacent family plot to put up a beer pong table tombstone too 😂

[@joshmays2983]

The amazon driver would absolutely do that. Among other things, i've had them send us confirmation pictures with: A package in the dog's mouth A package sitting directly under a sign saying "do not leave packages here" In a culvert under our driveway inside our barn behind our house in the bed of my truck crammed into the rungs of the ladder on our RV, also in the barn

[@dreadnought4089]

Not sure what the name of the censor sound is, but I would like to hear it more often than just the Re:Zero sound effect for almost EVERY Robin-narrated video of late. A few different censor sounds aside from just the Re:Zero noise would nicely mix things up. Ideas 1. "Beans!" meme sound 2. FNAF 2 ambience 3. Dragon Ball Z punch sound 4. 0:00 of Master of Puppets by Metallica 5. Cartoon running sound Other suggestions?

[@radioactivebirbchild]

metal pipe falling sound

[@Craxin01]

2:35 If I had to guess, it's so you can have two dogs on one leash. The collars go around their necks, and the hoop in the middle is where you hook the leash to. Probably not as functional as one might think.

[@ChocoRainbowCorn]

Huh, that actually makes sense- Probably would have had came up with something like this idea for it's functionality too, had I given it more thought, but hey, thanks!

[@rosiefay7283]

1:45 Someone told an even worse story: the delivery person put the package into the dustbin on bin collection day, so it got collected before the recipient even knew it had arrived.

[@wbat5816]

8:56 r/SOFTWARE GORE PLEASE DOOOOOOO MOOOORRRREEEE!!!!!

[@FLINTLOCKWOODMACHINE]

EmKay makes my day happy.

[@karanoelle4819]

Low disk space: I hate to say it, but I work for an access control company and it's possible that runaway logs can cause this to happen lol. Verbose logs makes me sad when I see a LITERAL 100GB LOG FILE and consistently running away. I find it's verbose, disable verbose logging, and delete the log. It still logs activities, but then I tell them they need to pay attention to their systems or this may happen again. On the other hand, our access control system controls doors across the facility. If there's an error that is massively running away and nobody knows about it, this happens too. Gotta stay on top of your systems people. Airports, work, or home.

[@CatKirby]

This subreddit truly is funny. Thank you.

[@wbat5816]

😍Your profile is very cute and adorable😍

[@wbat5816]

Realized dude was next to kirbycat

[@MawdyDev]

That awkward moment when your wholesome internet entertainer just assumes all bedrooms are large enough that a fart can't fill the entire room *cries in poor*

[@guilhermeveloso1754]

7:39 Help, I'm a Brazilian Didn't understand the joke

[@OneWithoutCourage]

it might be because of MLF and CNT and the two closest bad words and slang I could think of is MILF and CUNT

[@me-myself-i787]

9:41 Disable automix. Automix is designed to pick the next song so both songs have a similar style and the transition is smooth. Disabling automix makes the shuffle random.

[@BrodieMitch]

9:38 this is annoying me so much. The reason they added a smart shuffle feature is because too many people were complaining about the regular shuffle not being random when it actually is completely random, just the human brains is too good at recognising patterns that they think that it is not random when it is

[@PilotJerden]

This is actually hilarious- thanks guys!

[@pensantetuamaic9919]

Im now scared of baby hunter

[@AIHumanEquality]

I don't think creating the account was accidental. I think dad was being a dad humor troll.

[@wbat5816]

BROOOOOO! FFXIII LIGHTNING RETURNS PROFILE! LET'S _GOOO!_

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@wbat5816 😉

[@jonasholm-mw5bn]

9:59 whenever I try to hear a list on shuffle, it start with the same song. It also just stops randomly after a few songs

[@wbat5816]

I agree

[@lonniemcclure4538]

1:02 - Best guess are bases that allow flagpoles to be erected on the site for short periods of time.

[@arjhelsotto4420]

11:28 how does robin know that? DID HE EXPIRIENCE IT?!?!?!

[@rainpain3655]

I send an F to the poor toilets who are sacrificed by the powerful poos of taco bell eaters 😢🤧

[@nymphea-the-silly-fucker]

poowerful

[@brennanrear3154]

Nah the double dog collar is for Cerberus

[@bonnie9855]

In ireland its common to put a parcel in the traah can to hide it if the owner does not answer, they leave a note

[@Victini7472]

2:47 oh my god that unlocked a hidden memory for me

[@seantaggart7382]

9:12 Twilight: hey Spike! I got this board from hasbro! Said we could talk to AJ's parents

[@wbat5816]

1:40 LITERALLY OVER THE SPEED LIMIT SIGhhnngggHHHN

[@i1DERProductions]

8:44 I know this one very well hahah!

[@wbat5816]

9:01 we don't get errors like this these days

[@latrapa918]

13:12 I get it

[@the_fishmael]

Fact: Irresponsibility *IS* a word

[@w12345-g]

SPEAKING OF WEDDINGS day 31 of inviting Robin to my wedding in CO this Fall. We will show you a good time!

[@omega-gz3yq]

5:11 a repair company our store works with puts their packages inside plastic bags

[@Alice_was-here_1999]

0:11 it happens out here almost every day 🥲 especially in portable toilets. If you walk into the bathroom and smell sh*t 9 times out 10 it’ll be in the urinal

[@forceghostyoda5730]

I was at Disney world one time, and i walked into the bathroom in frontier land and there was poop in the urinals.

[@donaldluke22]

1:57 Robin doesn’t even know what the World Cup (WC) is.

[@wbat5816]

2:08 more like RED WRISTED

[@woobgamer5210]

I find it wild how Robin sees 'my partner farted' and immediately assumes it was the man who farted

[@qa377]

2:50 could be a hobble for livestock? Like if a horse/cow need to be prevented from moving faster than a shuffle for medical reasons or something. But usually they're more smooth I think.

[@JustNopeX]

Fun Fact: Hasbro's Ouija board has been around longer than everyone on who's alive now. 1890. You could use one to talk to the original Hasbros. Edit: there are a bunch of Fun Facts related to Ouija boards, lol

[@TheDutie]

7:07 idk if i would be mad af of die of laughter if i was the homeowner

[@JohnSmith-cp2kv]

0:05 somebody did this at my school, 4 times. 🙃

[@michaelsegal3558]

8:50 that right there is one of the many, many reasons I NEVER want kids

[@wbat5816]

9:45 @EmKay you also forgot to add *Make it so that it SHUFFLES the songs only YOU put in YOUR Playlist too* *_AND NOT SUGGESTIONS AFTER 5 SONGS PLAYED_*

[@wbat5816]

2:25 The mario pipes

[@darkstarr984]

Babies crying and screaming hurts my hears. Badly. Also yes, Ouija boards are actually just a Hasbro board game. Just… they’re suspicious.

[@CarRadio572]

The reason I hate having my Amazon packages arrive in bags is that maybe 1/3 of the bags are clear and I was ordering Christmas gifts.

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

13:44 that guy is also not free diving: he's wearing a SCUBA. Free diving is diving without air.

[@michaelsegal3558]

8:20 reminds of this story my dad told me when he was in school as a boy growing up in England my dad is really good at doing math in his head but was wasn’t really good at showing his work because of such when he did math in school the teacher failed him not because the answers were wrong (which they weren’t they were 100% correct) but because he couldn’t show his work and because he couldn’t show his work the teacher failed him

[@matthew65536]

I hate to be like this, but how do people ""accidentally"" do some of the things they do with technology? Such as posting a porn search to Facebook because you "didn't know" that it wasn't google.

[@overtimechaos]

9:57 i have a horrible suspicion that youtube playlist also do this, shuffling only between the first 500 songs of my *5000* song playlist

[@bruhboi712yt6]

2:52 im dead 💀

[@AceTheDragon3]

"No, don't put it up your butt - You'll lose it!" xD

[@ajmkittens9_YT]

0:40 I, too, enjoy hunting babies.

[@EnragedErin]

My amazon delivery driver threw $100 worth of computer components into the pitbull's yard. Mailbox was empty and had plenty of space for it. Plus, I was on the porch.