r/Memes | just kidding :^)

[@agalaxy8397]

So who's gonna tell Robin that English is the language that has a word for throwing people out the window

[@kyiju77]

It's a very important word, I defenestrate people all the time

[@kapostamas]

It's French, actually (défenestrer). English has borrowed it like many other words.

[@vaughanvalentine3384]

And are they going to mention that such a word is needed, because Wikipedia lists 29 notable defenestrations and 8 notable auto-defenestrations

[@tristanellinghoven6717]

​​@@kapostamas the original Word is czech (Defenestrace). The Word has its origin shortly before the 30 years war. The defenestration in praag.

[@bridgetbenson6291]

​@Tristan Ellinghoven, the original is fenestra Latin for window

[@z.b.oakley8467]

As someone who worked as a cashier a few times, the first one is usually because we don't have a lot of ones in the register, so giving you nine dollars could mean that we'd be screwed if too many people paid with large bills.

[@PliskinYT]

That and a lot of elderly people for some reason wait until you close your drawer and start handing back change to say, "Oh, I have another dollar, can you just give me back $10 instead of this?"

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

It's also way easier to make a payment with some bills than pulling out a bunch of change since no price ever falls on exactly no cents.

[@courtneykovall9694]

Used to work at a place that dropped at 200 every time, we'd try to keep a 20 for big bills but 1s and 5s were always being pulled. Hated being the only one who knew how to get change for safe 🙄

[@pageturner2958]

@@PliskinYT I work as a cashier and I like to fix this by waiting a few moments before cashing out a cash order. Sure, sometimes the old lady reaching into her purse isn't getting change, but better than not getting the change they want. For people who are customers, my biggest tip for this is to communicate your actions to the cashier. Put the divider up between orders/ if you need things bagged separately. Tell the cashier if you have change for the order. Let the cahsier know anything they need to know for the order.

[@thebush6379]

It's weird, even though I see the math and logic, it just messes with my brain a little, could never get used to "give more money for more change". Even though, again, I know why it works.

[@welsyee]

1:57 if you want the other buttons just rotate the damn oreo 💀

[@Galvanizedsquaresteel13]

Fr💀

[@lucaswilms3202]

r/woooosh

[@welsyee]

@@lucaswilms3202 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@pacayo4262]

@@lucaswilms3202 Oh, I guess this means that I shouldn´t have liked that comment

[@gallagherthewolf5845]

from just scrolling through the comments- it seems like the joke sounded to genuine for some people to detect sarcasm so eh theres a point in my opinion where r/wooosh is more because of the joke and not the person

[@utamari]

The white colored pencil is for drawing eye shines and for making pastel coloring liquid (taking the pencil lead, adding it to tap water, and stirring for a while. It acts like a decent water color) I mean you could also use it for that purpose, but it really just works better as a method of choosing a place that should stay white Or on nonwhite paper Now the white crayon, that’s only for that purpose.

[@HeriEystberg]

For what purpose? I'm not following.

[@JayBeMeee]

​@@HeriEystberg It's only for non white paper.

[@gordzilla8443]

You can tell that Robin enjoyed reading these memes, beats constantly getting mad reading other subreddits!!!

[@gnimag6674]

fr

[@turbo_marc]

robin deserves to be fired im tired of him getting angry at memes of all things

[@gnimag6674]

@@turbo_marc Fire Robin, Re-hire Damien (if he wants to of course) Keep Jack and Lexi.

[@turbo_marc]

@@gnimag6674 for sure

[@shitanotosaurus]

@@gnimag6674 no...just...no. what made you think posting this was a good idea

[@aribantala]

19:20 Robin struggling with words like Misandry, and then hit "Voulez vous Coucher avec moi?" like it's a walk in the park gave me severe whiplash ☠️☠️

[@Annihilation_Studios]

He's just him

[@lapalolapalalalt5139]

Btw wtf does that sentence mran

[@aribantala]

@@lapalolapalalalt5139 "Do you wnat to sleep with me?"

[@lapalolapalalalt5139]

@@aribantala no

[@lapalolapalalalt5139]

@@aribantala wait thats the translation 💀

[@lunalgaleo1991]

0:16 Pokémon player here. Pokémon can learn 3 types of moves: status moves, that can do things like paralyze or burn opposing Pokémon, healing moves, which obviously heal Pokémon, and attacking moves, which deal direct damage. Some players usually prefer to teach their Pokémon attacking moves. That's what the meme is referencing.

[@atomiccreations8960]

This is leaving out the other type of moves which lower or raise stats. I know that falls under status but this is buffing or debuffing

[@Magpie_Media]

@@atomiccreations8960 Burn and confuse can also hurt your opponent, String shot and Harden.. Not so much.

[@mothgirl0512]

Tldr kid only want use attacking moves

[@MattyTheG]

I believe healing moves also count as status moves, as they don't deal direct damage and are affected by Prankster

[@cherubalthz]

and then there’s splash

[@harrisonk2635]

Robin saying it's funny that other languages have words for very specific things while the post was talking about defenestration is absolutely hilarious to me

[@aleatoricroblox8953]

I love how in the first few memes Robin is already so lost

[@KyndalTheMeister]

I only get about 75% of them. I am confusion

[@frostbite5607]

1:51 There’s no other directional arrows except for up, because it’s a circle. Just rotate the Oreo and you have the rest of the directions as well…

[@e.r.i.n_]

r/woooosh

[@frostbite5607]

@@e.r.i.n_ Robin was confused. I’m not sure if he even reads comments, but I figured I’d explain it

[@shinykitsunelive]

actually the language with the word for thowing someone out a window is ours, English. The word is "defenestrate"

[@jaeoskyldig]

We have a word for that in Swedish as well: "fönsterstörtning"

[@flameindigo8035]

you stole that from french. die mad

[@OmniscientWarrior]

​@@jaeoskyldig the Fonz snorted what now?

[@Sacrimony_]

We have it in French as well, défenestrer

[@the_AtomicPunk]

I have used it many arguments with my dad, about the word defenenestrate.

[@atsonicyt778]

It's not common when emkay posts about r/memes but it always brightens my day when they do

[@gnimag6674]

brighten deez nuts

[@fumikagetokoyami.]

5:06 if french people consume 75,000 tons of Nutella a year that is 150,000,000 pounds of Nutella a year which is around 410,958.9 pounds of Nutella EVERYDAY

[@nairsheasterling9457]

Which isn't that much for a population larger than 10 million. I think people just don't understand statistics of scale. I don't either, but DAMN.

[@Mksy17]

thanks man

[@Png_gaming]

20:20 it’s “defenestrate” and it’s an english word, got taught it years back in high school by one of the best teacher’s I ever had.

[@aracmond9586]

or defenestration, but yes

[@lpmatthews7387]

I learned it from the r/dndmemes debate on using "autodefenstrate" as the word for the spell command.

[@Klekeec]

Robin is being spared today, interesting

[@trentenidk8431]

He’s not being spared have you seen the quality of the content on that page Edited to remove a random emoji that was added for some reason

[@Cal_The_Stainless]

If we keep making him angry he's just going to combust

[@Klekeec]

@@Cal_The_Stainlessimpossible

[@Afancyguyonyoutube]

@@trentenidk8431 this is true

[@Dumb.Muffin15]

​@@KlekeecPossible

[@K1ngHoward]

Yes, Minecraft popularized the idea of early access games, but they definitely did it right for the pricing model. During the Alpha, it was 50% off. During the Beta, it was 25% off. Then when it fully released it went to normal price, but that STILL was only $30! What a freaking deal of a game! All other early access games seemed to conveniently forget to price it accordingly.

[@juancr4713]

I personally don't like its actual state, but oh boi those days in the 1.8 playing online with my brother were perfect

[@deadstareffect]

12:15 being a mass effect player I can confirm that I can 100% see tali showing concern and 1000% see Wrex asking how the ground tastes because krogan are savage in a good way

[@zdr7420]

I've been on a huge mass effect kick lately, so seeing referenced anywhere makes me smile lol

[@deadstareffect]

@@zdr7420 agreed

[@coolaydan1786]

1:13 I will sacrafice all of my Orchids for this God.

[@FrostyDaHomeboy]

Best way to end that video, "I need to get out of here!" Cut to credits. Well played

[@DemonsOfElijah]

Fun Fact: If you're in a happy relationship, people are more attracted to you because of the confidence you show more when you're happily with someone than when you were alone.

[@juancr4713]

Then i'm screwed...

[@florida_man11]

I was thinking the same thing

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

So what if believe I'm with a happy relationship but with imaginary partner?

[@bdpickett]

0:15 It's talking about moves that affect stats. Like how growl drops an opponent's attack without affecting the HP. Super relatable. As a kid, I never touched stat management and ditched all stat effect moves in favor of pure attack power. Naturally, I sucked.

[@ascrinkleyfellow]

UGHH I was like that too, and I also sucked ass

[@GuyThePerson]

oddly, when i replay those games, my inner stupid says "press b... its useless until later game... press b...."

[@walkingmarshmallow6895]

I think the word they're talking about is "autodefenestration" which means, as you might've guessed, the act of causing oneself to be thrown out of a window.

[@evrm0re916]

Oh, boy as someone born and raised in Vermont, my first bit of culture shock whenever I go out of state is always the mere existence of billboards.

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

Vermont is the only state i care about in the entire US

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

8:38 Wait it's that easy to get an army?

[@Neon-_-]

Out of context: I understand everyone who's born on April 1st. My life also feels like a joke.

[@juancr4713]

Lol i was born in the spooky month

[@BalroomBlitz715]

I was born in November in a place where fall sucks. But hey, at least we weren’t born in May!

[@minetomek]

I dont know what's about this arrow oreo. You can just rotate it. there's no point in making any others.

[@issy4897uwu]

Some parents are like "Nooo! You can't climb that tree, it's dangereous, you might fall!" And then they be like "My child just plays on their PC all day."

[@florida_man11]

Truuuuue wtf are they doing make up your mind.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

the "do you want to sleep with me" thing got Danser avec toi (by LeFLOFRANCO) stuck in my head AHHHHH

[@mrniceguy3129]

4:49 when you find out about french people

[@FrenchLeafA350]

0:25 this one isn’t worded well, but they mean status moves that don’t do any damage, instead boosting the stats of the pokemon

[@bird_b0nezz]

edit: i have now realised i am trans and will not be able to update my fellow guys anymore ladies i think its time we tell the guys what really goes on at our sleepovers... lots of blood sacrifices, demon summoning, locating the person that made fake pockets, contacting spirits, and training for the day we hunt down all neckbeards

[@DAVINACANIS]

for context: there are Status and Def/Atk/Etc lowering moves in PKMN (Growl, Thunder Wave, etc). Children tend to only use HP lowering moves because they don't understand the significance of other moves.

[@anzaca1]

The other moves CAN be helpful, but they're far from necessary. Especially since many attack moves can cause those exact same status effects.

[@theweirdburger]

1:55 I'm not good at detecting sarcasm, is he aware you can rotate it?

[@ZachX888]

I don't think so. xDDDDDD

[@hamsandwich8611]

Yeah i find it nuts how people dont understand what a 90 degree rotation is

[@SaganTheKhajiit]

"The machine does the math, just give me my change". Last time I said that, I left with a bag of 250 coins because it was the only way to give me my change since I refused to facilitate.

[@frozenbonkchoy4986]

Jesus Christ man

[@SaganTheKhajiit]

@@frozenbonkchoy4986 It was my fault for picking a large bill and going on my merry way because I was too lazy to go upstairs get my wallet like a decent human being, so I can't be too mad at them.

[@frozenbonkchoy4986]

@@SaganTheKhajiit ye, ik, and I’m glad u acknowledge that, but what large bill needed 250 coins in change?

[@femboy-alex117]

@@frozenbonkchoy4986 most likely they ran out of small bills after handing them out to many other costumers

[@LilacMonarch]

Yeah what a lot of people don't realize is that usually the cash registers actually have very little cash, mostly as a preventative measure to mitigate theft. So if the cashier says they can't give you exactly $9 in cash it's probably because they literally can't

[@yakkyrwhackr]

As an amateur voice actor, it really makes me happy that someone more experienced in the industry shares my concern about AI. People need to have a serious discussion because it's getting out of hand fast

[@me-myself-i787]

Soon, we won't need people like you anymore.

[@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440]

Honestly Ai doesn't sound as good in my opinion and if I start a animation series I'm definitely using human vas

[@dripcolors8756]

there's no way people are gonna make AI humans. we shouldn't waste precious resources for a damn comedian (AI comedian, not an actual human comedian.)

[@coinsilver3]

9:25 You would be surprised by how little CGI is in Who Framed Rodger Rabbit. 😂

[@turbo_marc]

6:57 Me with my Logitech G29 wheel and pedal set watching everyone else spend way too much money on sim racing:

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

10:40 Robin’s complaining about this meme, despite the fact that he has about two tweets per Last of Us episode

[@albas4923]

I don’t think EmKay is insane, but obviously watching this much memes per day cannot be safe lmao

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

5:15 So like… am I the only one who doesn’t use the phone on the toilet?

[@AstronomyKid]

No?

[@Milk-ck1wv]

What else do you do

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

I am using it rn

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

​@@Milk-ck1wvReads the newspaper like the cartoon

[@phoenizboiisawesome]

10:35 "are you high?" Wow, never heard him so aggressive and calm at the same time

[@Errant_Munchkin]

We also have a word for throwing people through windows, it's called defenestration.

[@smolbean7014]

The Oreo up button…. If you rotate the cookie….. it goes any way

[@oddyoda6443]

When I worked as a cashier, I hated when CUSTOMERS would hand me 21 so I could handle 10, because I worked for my parents Lemonade & Charcuterie stand at our local farmers market, and I had memorized common orders and what change to give back.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

6:32 i think I’ve said "dawj" as a joke, but "do-gee" just sounds like a euphemism for poop

[@KalliaWall]

14:51 one way is a gun the other is a bazooka or rocket launcher

[@mikethewhizz5085]

The up button thing is because it is a round cookie. The other directions would show up simply by rotating the thing

[@L3NORE.RAWR.X3]

1:03 *OI THAS A BIT RUDE INNIT*

[@TreeeQueen]

4:35 Although I agree with the fatigue over the debate and it is not the fault of people who use the imperial system, many accidents and even deaths have resulted in the different systems. I would recommend gingerpale’s video on measuring for specific examples but (as an American) I am frustrated at the government for not making it a standard which would make most people naturally start to understand it

[@Png_gaming]

12:24 the best part is those three combined is a perfectly reasonable sentence.

[@gamer708886]

20:20 Defenestration is a freaking word?! O-O

[@lucasho-hz4tt]

And bifle is a French word for slapping someone across the face with your d-

[@acidgreen790]

20:40 *holy crap here comes jesus and he doesn't look too happy*

[@KANANDEMAKI]

3:45 Me when I say Sonic 06 was may childhood.(idk why but I still love it-)

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

19:21 quite good pronunciation, robin!😊

[@CR1MSONACE]

Robin doesn't know about status moves in Pokemon

[@georgeholstein5230]

6:24 theres only two people that pronounce doge "do-gee" and my god do i miss them

[@emeraldmidas5857]

Bro I feel that :(

[@CourierCat-isGod]

NOOOOOO DONT REMIND ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@hermanphilips4617]

19:00 - When the tip option comes up in my area, seems to default to 20%, or I can choose to manually choose lower. Worst I've seen was I went in for pickup and my total was about $20... and the default tip was $30. What did they do 'above and beyond' their job that they think they deserve that much? I hate tip culture. If the business can't afford to keep running and paying their employees a proper wage with the menu prices... then it deserves to shut down.

[@triplettobi4424]

14:35 Left is for droids, right is for stormtroopers. Change my mind.

[@Minas_No.1_Simp]

13:52 In Oregon you also can’t pump your own gas -an Oregonian

[@Minas_No.1_Simp]

(As in still. You still can’t pump your own gas 🥲)

[@Pascella]

As a (mostly) closeted mad genderfluid, I was invited to an only girls sleepover about three weeks ago. Robin, trust me, you do NOT want the helicopters. They sacrificed this one girl named Maia at three am in the shower with a bunch of fuzzy rainbow earthworm plushies.

[@2ndmostaverage]

@Pascella if I get to drive a Apache Longbow, it's worth the Satanic rituals.

[@Pascella]

@@2ndmostaverage Trust me, the helicopter isn’t worth it 💀 At that point, if you need the helicopter, then steal one from a helicopter facility or something, it’ll have a better outcome than the rituals

[@2ndmostaverage]

@@Pascella nah imma just dip in there like Indiana Jones in Temple of Doom and get out of there simple as that.

[@Pascella]

@@2ndmostaverage Thank god, don’t stay past 10pm man 💀

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

You are lucky you didn't genderevaporate

[@Juho.S.]

4:25 "Who really cares?" NASA in 1999:

[@raccoonshinobiyt]

20:10 pretty sure defenestration is an English word

[@le_mond_ent_estun_cact6770]

OH MY GOD the "restaurant" at 9:02 is a theater/restaurant from France in a village (barely a town, not knowed internationally or nationally at ALL) named Redon i was so choked to see it in the video!!! its a theater named "Ciné Manivel" managed by an association that also serves food, quite nice, perfect for a night-movie nobody i know understand the meaning of the letters, its mysterious but also just the way it is :'D PS: also at 15:58 i totally agree with robin oh and in france the word to say 'throwing a person out of the window is "défenestrer" lol

[@bearbabyyeetus]

thank you so much for this explanation. had to go digging a fair bit

[@lgachaboyyt]

0:25 you don't use moves that don't hit the opponent as a kid. Don't lie

[@morganisapro8k]

The only non-attack move i used was tail whip so that i could reduce the defense of a WILD enemy (so if it was a trainer battle i wouldnt use it) so i could catch it with a pokeball! other than that, i didnt use non-attack moves

[@admiralensin.]

​@@morganisapro8k defense doesnt even affect catch rate though

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

1:58 Okay so hear me out; get 4 of those up buttons Rotate 3 of them

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

you get all 360 degrees

[@firestorm5371]

0:49 As a German, I agree

[@Aethynlorimer5936]

As an Irish I also can agree (I’m late)

[@RosyMiche]

Oregon driver with a partner from New Jersey: Yes, that is accurate. NJ is the last state that doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. However, Oregon still has station attendants who usually take care of it for you during business hours, but if you roll up to the pumps after 11pm in most places, you have to deal with it yourself. Our friend from California makes fun of us for not knowing how to pump gas, but it's literally been illegal where we've lived most of our lives, so. *shrug*

[@randompersongames]

5:00 why does the puddle look like a platypus

[@paperbagman9012]

perry

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

​@@paperbagman9012 no hat

[@paperbagman9012]

@@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying sorry, I’ll rephrase… A PLATYPUS?!?

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

@@paperbagman9012 yes, just a NORMAL platypus!!!!!

[@danser_theplayer01]

It's true, the British invented the imperial system, then dropped a big fat L on americans and switched to metric.

[@notYOUagain-]

As a British I have never been more offended with something I 100% agree with

[@Reoreoreoreoreo]

6:12 that time i thoughtuva story called I swear, they care! and someone told me that the depiction of the MC's mental illness just makes them concerned for me

[@qmargaria]

20:28 Ah yes, defenestrate

[@noggin4848]

0:19 it means moves that don't do dmg

[@SARAIN4ever]

7:13 *Literally me!?* 😭 I make up fake anime scenarios and have multiple storylines and sometimes I lose track of the current dialogue... Please, PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one!? 😂

[@PeterPancreas-bt8zc]

If Disney can’t sue South Park no one can 🐭

[@Trainboi1983]

17:54 fun fact:I am 100 meters from your location and aprotching rapidly,START RUNNING.

[@DrakeIgneelson]

HP: "Health Points" or "Hit Points". Kids (I know I did when I was little) don't use moves that didn't defeat the opponent (such as Screech which lowers an stat in defense instead of lowering HP) through offense (such as Tackle which uses the attack stat, lowering the HP).

[@Yosh-hs6hz]

Is anyone actually saying "Redheads are unattractive"? I think having red and orange hair instantly makes a person 10x more better looking

[@Nampledamp]

0:20 I think they were referring to a mechanic known as "dealing damage."

[@bcblossom]

My hands shot up in front of my eyes so fast when that millennial anxiety test popped up. I remember.... I will always... remember....

[@erinjackson8119]

4:19 I'm saving this rant because I know that I'm gonna need it soon

[@Captain_Timezone]

15:22 soundwave was an SUV in transformers animated

[@dragonshinerthewyvern1597]

4:56 not me eating directly from a jar of nutella while watching this

[@ckwastaken]

1:52 beacuse you can just rotate the cookie

[@sagacious03]

0:23 Pokemon's non-PvP gameplay is notoriously easy, & many kids play it with ease. Especially against the in-game AI, "click super-effective move" usually wins. 0:29 1:1 means the size/scale of the image & real thing are matched. In a manual, that lets you check if a piece is right by seeing if it matches the picture's size. 14:52 Such a thought never crossed my mind. Anyway, okay video! Thanks for uploading!

[@_chEEZ]

I would like to make it known that the word for throwing someone out of a window is English and it’s defenestration

[@AngyKrby]

0:16 YES!! This is me. (Other than the hidden moves) THIS IS SO ME!!!

[@IAmPhyisicallyHim]

4:04 But Robin, you are the main character!

[@user-qr5uh9zs7j]

Did no one notice with the one with the oreo "up button"? Y'all realize that if you turn the oreo around, you can make it literally any direction you want, including left, right, and down?

[@nyknotcalm]

14:46 ✋lol

[@THGMR-ox7sd]

0:18 I think they mean “move that doesn’t damage the enemy”

[@williamzinedineh]

1:05 i love how americans can read "Europeans" and equate it to JUST BRITISH PEOPLE THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE FUN OF YOU

[@osheridan]

Robin: [talks about British people] Italians: what about me

[@StephenDurnan]

It's also because y'know, Americans won't stop using overused shit. Like, if you're gonna be rude at least be creative instead of "HEHE BO'OL O' WO'AH", "HEHE BAD TEETH" or "HEHE STAB STAB"

[@uncleweirdbeard86]

"I know like 20 people that aren't NPCs" "I am not the main character"

[@iambabyyoda5522]

5:30 Sex-repulsed asexual, can confirm that’s untrue

[@russell9995]

7:45 hershys chocolate and gaterade is the best combo

[@mikaeloverfjord9047]

4:54 That's the meme that broke me 💀 Edit: the meme at 17:00 was at the same level, my stumach hurts.

[@Serkittry]

Defenestrate - to throw someone out of a window

[@catisyellen9877]

4:40 Yes. So much yes!! That includes everything else other countries make fun of the US for. SERIOUSLY. I’m so tired of the slander… Yeah I know this country is shit but we don’t exactly have the ability to change that.

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

10:05 WHAT WHEN WAS IT RELEASED? I will time travel BACK to get Minecraft

[@thatdudecj9253]

Am I mistaking things, or did Robin not know that "defenestration" is an english term? If so, understandable