r/Crackheadcraigslist | Game Beans Advance

[@xdoorx]

"looking for baby boy" well first you'll have to look for your sanity, because you've certainly lost it

[@unlondonbobby3336]

Yea like has he never heard of preschool there’s like 100 of of them there and they’re for free

[@johnclaude9561]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4ulZ4xrps-JY9k

[@pencilRC1]

@@unlondonbobby3336 you can get them raw at the hospital

[@unlondonbobby3336]

@@pencilRC1 really how much

[@pencilRC1]

@@unlondonbobby3336 free, just avoid the other potential buyers

[@J.Denzinger]

00:16 Robin: pushes our head into the gutter himself. Also Robin: get you head out of the gutter!

[@goldenberrymania3244]

One whole year and no replies..

[@chunkyking4417]

When you watch EmKay and get recommended EmKay and then get a notification from EmKay: I see this as an absolute win.

[@pilotduk7503]

Sí

[@alsoscreedva2614]

Triple kill, Unstoppable!!

[@RF_N]

Yes

[@IndigoStorm27]

KZbin: *"Yo dawg, I see you like Emkay, So I'll recommend you Emkay, with a notification for Emkay, so you can watch Emkay while you watch Emkay!"*

[@chunkyking4417]

@@IndigoStorm27 and watch EmKay while watching 4 other EmKays's

[@Johnnyrdk]

Robin: its an avocardo Me: *softly, don’t*

[@NyanCatzzz]

@Plazma Warrior 😒🥄🦕🔫

[@Johnnyrdk]

@Plazma Warrior it’s called a dad joke because it was an avocado car so he said avocardo

[@boopsdoops]

U said softly too?

[@Mazazamba]

13:08 How could you not notice that it says "fleshlight, never used."

[@SniperOnSunday]

Oh, good God. Hey God, let me in, I'm tired of living down here!

[@Mazazamba]

@@SniperOnSunday Get in line buddy.

[@jimmyjonron1553]

*******13:11

[@everyonesaderp]

The people who disliked are the people being exposed on craigslist

[@-bloodstone-7038]

you win some you lose some

[@chrism2809]

e

[@craftyhamster6353]

@@chrism2809 ee

[@johnclaude9561]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4ulZ4xrps-JY9k

[@everyonesaderp]

@@johnclaude9561 why tho

[@Sarah_88]

6:00 this man is a marketing genius. incredible, can we get a round of applause

[@MorgotttheFreakyKing]

Yeah I literally want the car now.

[@phallicearther3432]

It gets better at 6:43

[@zerokuroxy]

"it's seen some sh*t"

[@zerokuroxy]

F*ck Volkswagen!

[@SigmasFunkyEarrings]

Lmfaoooooo

[@RTDelete]

And just a few days ago LittleZ put beans in his GameCube controller... What is this new trend?

[@legendized4576]

I’ve seen beans in a shotgun

[@legendized4576]

And in a clock

[@legendized4576]

And in a bottle of soap

[@legendized4576]

And in places beans should not be

[@OnlySlightyRadioactive]

It’s not new, it’s been going for a least a year maybe two, I’ve seen beans in just about everything you could possibly get beans in.

[@altounedited3]

The people that actually consider buying some of this stuff

[@johnyboy228]

I would

[@bad6184]

I would buy the thumbnail

[@marcopolo2540]

Your girlfriend would 😂 Nobody

[@cakeeyplayz]

I would be interested in 6:47 because the fucking humor in that is gold

[@altounedited3]

@@marcopolo2540 I’m engaged

[@midnightstorm1]

"Its not going to judge you like a Volkswagen would--" *cuts directly to VW ad * Me: HAA

[@fatboysgarage7984]

As a mechanic, I can confirm that a 1990's-early 2000's Toyota will outlive the entire galaxy. Even a Thanos snap couldn't kill them.

[@jadekaay]

Shoplifters be like: *"Hi, I'm Robbin"*

[@coolindividual81]

BARIVGAKGVNU

[@nefwaenre]

Robin slowly introducing the throbbin part in his intros give me such J O Y

[@MorgotttheFreakyKing]

pervert

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

Crackhead Craiglister: *sees a food* Crackhead Craigslister: I diagnose you with a high price Edit: this reply section is full of bargains and steals

[@antlrr3715]

1,0000 dollars for my pretzel

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

@@antlrr3715 a steal!

[@RaraZeCat]

I have a half empty, 500g bag of chips, any one wanna buy it? to by it for 2,000$?

[@crypticchan656]

My last jelly bean costs more than bill gates

[@hornetisvoider]

@@RaraZeCat i have a bowl of rice for 2345 wanna buy it

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 143 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia Anyone: -r/ihadastroke -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks -r/HolUp And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@ObeseTacoDog]

I approve

[@cheesuscrust3755]

Remove Lexi from that list and I agree

[@obinnanwakwue5735]

@@cheesuscrust3755 what's your problem with Lexi

[@JuliaNightmare]

Lexi and forbidden snacks sounds like a great combo. Seems like one she'd have a lot of fun doing.

[@johnclaude9561]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4ulZ4xrps-JY9k

[@Vinc3mint]

love this subreddit so much

[@asadperson3270]

"And comes with free ear cheese mmm." FUCKING PRICELESS!

[@ThunderShock7]

No, its 150$

[@asadperson3270]

@@ThunderShock7 0:34 bro understand shit better.

[@amastanglovingnarrator9037]

@@ThunderShock7 😂😂

[@asadperson3270]

@@amastanglovingnarrator9037 your damn welcome

[@ThunderShock7]

@@asadperson3270 say that to yourself lol

[@SniperOnSunday]

1:13 is kind of reasonable, ever since they changed the packaging, this may be worth something (not $1000, of course.)

[@purpleanimebunny4161]

I saw the notification when I went to clear my list, went "what" when I saw the thumbnail, then clicked on it, saying "I am SO watching this, what"

[@drummerboy1709]

“ Would like to sell EVERYTHING, ambulances not for sale. “ lmao 🤣 😂 🤣 like dude make up your freaking mind. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 LMAOOO

[@lol-co7wq]

Why did a airpod cost 150$ what a scam

[@TheOPBladeMaster]

5:15 meanwhile Robin: look at that thing ooh it just reeks of explosion imminent explosion!

[@TheHotBlade]

Nobody: Crackhead Craigslist dealers: If we can drastically higher the prices of normal items, then we will easily trick customers into paying us money.

[@antlrr3715]

big coffin

[@atoasterorsomethingtwoelec2324]

I was literally doing biology homework while listening to this, and when robin started describing the car that “literally no one will ever complement you on” my mind said Toyota corolla immediately.

[@Anonymous-vj1su]

4:49 That is absolutely terrifying,and should be in r/TIHI 12:15 My lil' bro needs one of these.

[@Shin-TheGuilty]

13:37 ...............*Inhales*........ This is the pinnacle of crackhead craigslist, i swear to god if anything looks more unsettling than that i will throw a toaster in my bath 🙃🙃🙃

[@KanarisTM]

1:29 guacamobile

[@unknown20005]

this was the closest intro we will get to throbbing robin

[@CapDanX]

Robin be T H R O B I N

[@ThornYT055]

Me and the boys at 2am,looking for *_B_* *_E_* *_A_* *_N_* *_S_*

[@jeremy.90210]

We have gameboy advance already *bean boy advance*

[@egunner2345]

I’ve *bean* looking for this

[@antlrr3715]

this has *bean* a good day

[@coolindividual81]

I've *bean* suffering from crippling depression

[@beauwight]

I happily subscribed because of one simple thing: You pronounced Spokane correctly. Also...the video was really good all around.

[@alsoscreedva2614]

pretty sure that might be gum on the inside of those air-pods.

[@esppupsnkits4560]

No. Just no. Help me unread this

[@Tokuijin]

**U N R E A D**

[@tentyp2]

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[@Dan-379]

Sir, please leave, there might be children in the area

[@stacyhummel187]

14:17 | "your feet seem to be growing like fungi though" Robin 2021

[@dmunnyofficial146]

I CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH EMKAY SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE GRAYSTILLPLAYS

[@Felixie-y6r]

FR-💀

[@hornetisvoider]

Oh god they do sound like each other

[@dracones3020]

Oh my God I never noticed that

[@Snoomacarons]

Ik right?

[@abyss_maal]

oh yeah

[@rarebeeph1783]

"i'm your host, robin, not throbbin" -robin separately, "you're throbbin for a robin" -neil cicierega

[@garbage1224]

"And it comes with free ear cheese" Me: *Extreme gagging*

[@gaesimp__]

I squealled in disgust and cringe

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

The two ambulances thing is sus but it’s possible it was sold second hand to the seller, or they were gonna be scrapped and the seller took them home instead.

[@v3rtigo44k]

Day one of asking for "My name is Jack, the snack that smiles back!"

[@V2_PLUSHIE]

We will watch your career with great interest

[@hornetisvoider]

Ok

[@hornetisvoider]

I feel like i am in fake jake's comment section again

[@redhot9875]

im actually pretty sure he did it i dunno when but im almost positive ive heard it already.

[@v3rtigo44k]

@@redhot9875 oh really, link???

[@itayvolk]

6:50, I got a jeep advertisement 😂😂😂

[@ianhowick]

To be fair, everything stated in the 1999 Toyota Corolla listing is probably true

[@aleksandrlapz6729]

My family had a toyota rav4 for 15 years, sold it for some reason. Bought a pos CVT Nissan Xtrail, didn't last 3 years before being a pain in the ass.

[@lanturn3239]

for some reason "is this an AVOCARDO??" **W H E E Z E** just got me laughing so bad

[@boredbird3725]

whats up robin *I'm throbbin*

[@Thanxx_Watery]

Kid: Dad,where do babies come from? Dad:EBAY

[@Dumbloser-lf2bv]

The cigarette earrings: *exists* Me, a lesbian: I’ll take your entire stock-

[@RustedSky]

You can make your own for the price of a:addiction

[@Dumbloser-lf2bv]

@@jellxstic8318 uh sure why not, bro?

[@RaraZeCat]

@@RustedSky you don’t have to smoke it, just light two, avoid breathing the smoke, turn them to earrings.

[@Dumbloser-lf2bv]

@@RustedSky wait... are you a *danganronoa fan*

[@pussypop6834]

@@Dumbloser-lf2bv I heard danganronpa

[@blaze_464]

most emkay thumbnails: pain or not pain This one: B E A N S

[@kw1ky971]

I guess the only game on that gameboy is a farting game

[@derstoepsler]

2:57 This Huli ma guli is called a Wolpertinger in germany

[@erikanderson1668]

I know this is completely irrelevant but I just had the best orange.

[@LucarnAnderson]

Awesome

[@coolindividual81]

epic

[@decepticusprevails]

Sometimes ya gotta celebrate the little things :)

[@whatdoiputforthis404]

The negative energy from this source is unlimited. Also meaning the Craigslist cracks have big negative energy.

[@___rat]

life is pain

[@SniperOnSunday]

6:50 I got a Voltswagen ad right then lol

[@killerbunnyidols]

Freddy approved

[@krzysiekzdrojewski6865]

Shut up, you are just looking for likes

[@chunkyking4417]

@@krzysiekzdrojewski6865 wth is wrong with u, he just made a joke

[@trashygamesyt]

Why does freddy have a gun 🔫

[@chunkyking4417]

@@trashygamesyt incase you don't get scared by his jumpscare the gun will

[@krzysiekzdrojewski6865]

@@chunkyking4417 These days on every video there will be a comment like: Grandma approved or turtle approved and those people are jest looking for likes, if you disagree tell me how that "joke" was funny

[@romacoco]

Who's gonna tell Robin that's not poop, that's period blood

[@basimibn]

Well done on finding my comment among the thousands of other ones! Have a great day :)

[@Jacobswick]

Hundreds*

[@MyDogIsYoshi]

I'm so happy that Robin said, "throbbin"

[@eunicerodrigues1500]

Please say “Hippidy hoppin I'm Robin” Pleaaaseee... Pretty please??

[@kanamorgan2515]

2:50 Realistic Furby now haunts me. Thanks.

[@juliepraxedes796]

Alright 33 secs thats my personal best

[@antlrr3715]

nice

[@kingfanciness8510]

I'm 5 minutes late =[

[@juliepraxedes796]

Rip

[@FeenieVonKarma]

14:11 I can handle all manner of blood and guts but THIS?? THIS turns my goddamn stomach, holy fuck.

[@oxygen1882]

ayy free shipping

[@Mike-yz4ek]

I LOVE the Corolla Ad!! that guy did his ad awesome! lol

[@amaryth_]

Hi, I exist here now

[@v3rtigo44k]

Hi, you post this every single day for likes

[@BigMacc]

Wish you didn’t

[@amaryth_]

@@v3rtigo44k nope, I just don’t have anything to add to life without being an asshole! Like you! :D

[@amaryth_]

@@BigMacc haha! Same! :D

[@antlrr3715]

same

[@iammatt3174]

The second car and the looking for a father figure? Those had me sold xD

[@glPryce]

Day 66 of asking EmKay to record a shower thoughts of their own.

[@ilyassebenammi7921]

The 1999 Toyota one made me laugh so hard i puked

[@oryanstudios2252]

The way robin says "Toyota" is really getting to me

[@zacharyarchbold4097]

1:29 His laugh 😂

[@3mily2.0]

Petition for robins narratives to start with “I’m robin and my heads throbbing”

[@spacemango6960]

This subreddit is great

[@phobia_2036]

Ah yes my fav subreddit

[@eryngreycastle]

13:13 I like how he is more concerned about it being in a shower rather than it says it's for 150$ and that it's a fl*shlight

[@listermister]

3:14 looks like an older version of my classmate lmao

[@fatal-vice8145]

If the "You don't know Jack" games ever come back. This guy has to be the voice Jack or I riot.

[@zxdasherboy4470]

Why is this my favorite series

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

7:30 The drawing reminds me of those books about the family of those weird hamster/porcupine creatures.

[@PJM257]

12:23 I just lost fourteen brain cells

[@charlottelabelle2499]

when he said "robin, not throbbin'" i wanted to cry 😀

[@MattlikestrainsOfficial]

em kay fan art all endings fired ending: bruh why u do that? wa sit worth it? u got fired! no other endings

[@0ZZBALL]

"What's poppin', I'm Robin" works fine as a catchphrase

[@ZiggyStardustKitty]

Bro! Those cigarette earnings are low key ICONIC. They're just like the ones Katya Zamolodchikova (Brian McCook), famous drag queen, wears!

[@thebrad1134]

14:28 The description is a joke because that is a prison toilet. Sad that Robin didn't catch that one.

[@fawn2938]

As a retro console collector, the thumbnail brings me physical pain.

[@vwatlas]

5:48 this was the best car ad I've ever seen. I'd buy.

[@FilFee]

8:29 Yup. It's a C270. I bought mine for €10 on black friday.

[@digital_video_disc]

6:50 I GOT A VOLKSWAGEN AD RIGHT WHEN ROBIN SAID "VOLKSWAGEN"

[@waffletop1018]

the fanart is back?!?!?!?!?!

[@kirbomatic1573]

don't apologize for the avocardo joke that was a work of genius

[@TheEngieTF2]

The real question is.... *CAN IT RUN BEANS?*

[@antlrr3715]

Beanz

[@vandvix561]

I always think about what Robin said in the intro, like the “Hi its Robin, no im not throbbin”, to me it sounds wrong...

[@lyricalcotton]

1:31 the wheeze of pain

[@thefloid5777]

This is the video I'd like to choose while snacking

[@yoriichitsugikuni1695]

Robin... ROBIN DA BANK

[@JM-hc5ho]

F in the chat for my dad's old Toyota Corolla. He was driving to work and hydroplaned and smashed into a tree, totaling it in the process. Like the entire front was just *BAM* gone. An absolute fucking trooper, drive far in car heaven.

[@Corgicorn.]

2:47 ya know this bird monstrosity would be perfect for weirding an awkward date away.

[@LucarnAnderson]

The person in the whip cream story isn’t as bad. Someone could melt those down.

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

1:23 I was going to say "she's still on some pancake mix boxes. I have one with her face right now that I got not too long ago" but now I'm worried that they were trying to push old products and that I should probably look at the expiration date.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

13:18 Well, I’m off to sell my old _Shrek_ tape, then.

[@super-weegee]

8:45 nah I’m good 8:47 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[@lain5900]

😂 That 1999 Toyota! LMAO!