r/Crackheadcraigslist | GREW OUT OF IT???

[@h-Qalziel]

I love how since Robin found out he was probably the tallest narrator he now describes it as his one and only defining feature.

[@yungtortillachips]

Probably because it is

[@jamienichols3774]

Maybe he is just tall in comparison to the birds

[@MacroTheMans]

@@jamienichols3774 yeah I bet he’s like an inch taller than his fellow birds

[@pandersperson4953]

He’s probably taller than his dumb f****n brother cardinal

[@BilliamH]

*Probably*

[@TheHotBlade]

"He is shifty, dishonest, unreliable, sneaky, lazy and good company when is on the gear." It's like these words are perfectly describing me.

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

I thought you were bored and sad?

[@DOOMPotatoable]

@@muntherdoesstuff9615 He obviously wasn't on the gear.

[@davemiller7622]

How much would we all be. Probably couldn’t pay myself lol 😂. And I don’t mean my price would be high. I’m just poor

[@elijahzafcab4660]

E

[@Ra7mabarber]

@@davemiller7622 hello dave! We're just good ole Dave definitely not William right?

[@adamkaangambrill]

If there’s a minion coffin at my funeral, I’m just going to get up and leave.

[@SnowMexicann]

*If there ISNT a minion coffin at my funeral, I'm just going to get up and leave. There you go, fixed your comment.

[@talentlesscommenter1329]

@@SnowMexicann good job his grammar was terrible, English is probably his second language.

[@TheGhostBoast]

@@shedig3286 I think it was a joke, I dont know though.

[@marshadow1948]

@Zlyn Ghost yeah, same. I want a minion coffin for my kid soon. He's been being bad

[@weirdst_]

@@marshadow1948 ..... I think you should take care of them first-

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

0:03 these are 80% of the coffins in comedy cemetery

[@fatislayhihihi]

No from facebook memes

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

@@fatislayhihihi a lot of jokes that die are Facebook memes that it has it own subreddit

[@KateZg]

@Universal are you sure about that?

[@toukasan342]

@Universal more like they're all empty and the body was either cremated or put in a mass grave thing (most cemeteries lease/rent the grave)

[@currymouse]

“Kid sized. my son grew out of it.” *my son grew out of it*

[@-two3383]

Wait a second...

[@nepicbutbad]

@@-two3383 yes..... I am thinking of the same thing

[@Black-he7nz]

Nice just copy what already was written on the thumbnail

[@10MILLIONcreeperplushies]

You sure he's dead?

[@wannurnajwabintiwanramli7503]

@@Black-he7nz you don't got the joke, don't you?

[@haleyw5677]

The minion coffin was probably for a kid with a terminal illness who will die, but who lived a little longer than expected

[@amy.__..]

I also thought that :D

[@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486]

Well that isn’t very crack head

[@EvilNeuro]

Eh makes sense to buy before I guess

[@HotCanineMilk]

Nah. He's a vampire and his room was Minion themed.

[@CrispyFwy]

I would not give him a fucking minion coffee

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

Crackhead craiglister: this product is in mint condition! The product: looks like that it fought 10 wars

[@Letter_K]

Hello

[@dawsonbeveridge4100]

Hi

[@bake1973]

Hey

[@Breach-Clear]

Yo

[@LuigiPropagandist]

Greetings

[@m2pt5]

I think "Victorian baby yeet machine" is the funniest phrase I've heard in a while.

[@BeckyNosferatu]

The haunted mask and that had me in tears. A perfect one to end on. xD

[@almaspite2727]

Robin saying “hey hey hey” gives me life

[@adrian_bro9503]

Relatable

[@linmochi1850]

Yup

[@Letter_K]

Hello

[@sentient_toast1234]

It’s bokuto’s hey hey hey but it’s robin and it isn’t being yelled xD

[@mr.positivedino]

Oi oi oi!

[@ceecraft1362]

"For sale: child coffin, never used" is the happy version of "For sale: baby shoes, never worn"

[@iglidor]

Ah yes. The shortest story

[@malarkeylaboratories3658]

@@iglidor there is a story there i just know it

[@girlscanbedrummers5449]

I thought maybe the child was critically ill and they bought the coffin in case he didn't survive but grew out of it before he actually did.

[@theREALsilviautism]

@@girlscanbedrummers5449 that's kinda still pretty morbid tho

[@zimmygirl777]

“My son grew out of it.” I’m sorry. Grew out of it?😕👻

[@scrypticism]

I'd accept a baguette coffin, but if there's a minion coffin at my funeral I'm not going.

[@cameron3786]

*Hol' up*

[@eaglest0554]

Don't worry I'll check for you real quick.

[@eaglest0554]

Don't worry you're set, it's a normal coffin.

[@emilyluchinske268]

thomas jefferson....?

[@malarkeylaboratories3658]

lets play spot the vampire

[@the_rachel_sam]

What the hell is a “used” coffin? Is there still body in it? Was there once a body in it, and now it’s no longer inside? Where did it go? Did they get up and leave on their own?

[@kildaver]

Numerous, and TERRIFYING, questions arise from this scenario.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Well, we necromancers don't really need the coffins, just the dead bodies

[@ceecraft1362]

sometimes a coffin is used for viewing at a funeral home, but then the body is cremated instead of buried. much cheaper that way. that generally leaves the coffin still looking brand new, and the ones at 4:26 do not, though... I've heard there are places short on space that you essentially rent a grave and get evicted after some years to make room for new "tenants", to give people who are still freshly grieving a place to visit. maybe that's what happened here?

[@the_rachel_sam]

@@ceecraft1362 yeah, they look very old and very dirty. How unfortunate that the remains weren’t just moved in that situation, should it be the case. They actually look old enough to have been disinterred due to natural disasters, or possibly the coffins were already empty due to grave robbers selling the body or from even false burials from the cholera epidemic, though that never has actually even been proven to work in practice. Also, they could be from some experiment about how they would hold up underground? Or maybe... the worse option 😬

[@insaincaldo]

Unfortunately I happen to know that sometimes when a body is to be cremated, they toss that dead sucker in a cardboard box and sell the funeral coffin. Without notifying the family who spend thousands of dollars on it.

[@nixvulpes1572]

Okay, so, the loft bed is actually really cool. I used to have one, my old stepdad made it for me. Although, I do agree that it should NOT be made of PVC.

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

Same! Loft beds can be super fun!

[@CainXVII]

I had one too, place-built in wood. But I never liked it. Too hard to get into and out of during the night. But the space beneath was cool. I painted it all with blackboard chalk so I could scribble text all over the walls (I was 14)

[@charax-1]

"Minion coffin" You wanna celebrate your child's death but without any grief? Buy the minion coffin for fart jokes

[@eemilaatos]

Very sad lol

[@sam4gaming135]

Oh hey alt Christopher moon

[@SupersuMC]

I said dart gun, not fart gun!

[@purplejoltshorts8075]

Have I seen you somewhere? Are you the next cristopher moon?

[@charlottecochran2337]

When Robin says he might be the tallest I just imagine a giant robin terrorizing a city.

[@MrMojo23100]

2:25 "It comes out of a box" that makes me sad. Someone needs to make Robin some REAL Macaroni and cheese and not that dayglow orange crime against humanity.

[@chikencarter9871]

Correct

[@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently]

your boxed mac is orange???

[@zuesthegod1535]

That chair tho... Perfection, eat while you sleep 11:59

[@zerofour6048]

"the minion coffin might be put to good use *someday* " Death probably

[@zimmygirl777]

Why are they even selling coffins? This is just creepy.🙀👻

[@izukumidoriya3407]

:Robin said he is the tallest: me: laugh "because thinking about batman"

[@GalacticRainestorm]

13:11 LOL I LIKE HOW THEY CENSORED THE DOG'S FACE

[@juggalo4502]

Pivot pivot pivot

[@Skye1421]

HIS IDENTITY NEEDS TO BE KEPT PRIVATE

[@banditodorito74]

0:57 as the great words of Deadpool. “What in the actual ass.”

[@scrypticism]

sPiT oN iT pAwPaw WHAT THE SHIT?

[@sophies26]

@@scrypticism hello thomas jefferson.

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

The “drown a little less” one is actually okay imo, not sure I would buy it but it’s better than the rest.

[@actionjackson3522]

4:03 Rey's Detailing has *definitely* disposed of some human sized garbage bags.

[@duddybuddy]

Don't worry, they were just disposing of some, *ahem* life-size woody action figures.

[@10MILLIONcreeperplushies]

@@duddybuddy nightmares

[@UwUYT]

For some reason "10% discount if you bring the cat" really got me

[@H3boy]

Perhaps the worst part about the "Picasso" was that it's a van gogh painting.

[@BlazingRose6]

13:04 I'm so glad they censored the dogs face. Don't want anyone finding out his owner was the person stupid enough to get a couch stuck.

[@juggalo4502]

Pivot pivot pivot

[@lunchbagSSBU]

barely 5 seconds into this and im already dying lmao robin is a comedic genius ngl edit: the jackoff chair made me laugh harder than the beginning

[@swedishfish1567]

Vampire child grows out of minion coffin. Reasonable to me.

[@seanjordanjr.3387]

The right hand drive kit is designed for mailmen so we can deliver mail from the right side on a left hand drive vehicle. It looks odd but they do work and that seems about right for the price.

[@the_stray_cat]

1:48 pvc is actually a lot stronger than people would think and for a kid I could see them loving that

[@davidfalcon6550]

The minion coffin is like a game over screen that appears when you die from cringe

[@dashs_trashbag]

get it by looking at the grubhub ad!

[@bornofpixels]

to be fair, if I knew that was the coffin they'd put me in I would just not die

[@anxia-tea5846]

I think the person selling the coffin was a vampire

[@linuxization4205]

does nyanbinary mean UNIX elf binaries that show the Nyan cat in the terminal???

[@realestateman6278]

I love picasso, he did such a great job on van gogh paintings.

[@CheddarVG]

I wouldn't wanna be put in that minion coffin, I would wanna switch to a different one immediately.

[@anonymousapproximation8549]

When they put you in a hurt ass coffin so you gotta rise from the grave to pick another one. 😫

[@brianartillery]

'Stephen Hawking chair'...For fuck's sake! I admit it, I'm crying with laughter, because I'm a terrible person...

[@steelwixom5502]

Wait if his son grew out of it that means his son slept in a coffin.

[@ceecraft1362]

I like this take even better! Parents were like "hey kid you want a racecar bed?" and he was like "I have a better idea"

[@zimmygirl777]

I’m guessing he wanted to be a vampire.😹👻

[@CainXVII]

I was thinking that too, that it was used as a bed...

[@browny3212]

15:44 I would honestly bye this, get a fake baby, go out in public with the baby in the cartridge and then start singing while I yeet the baby across the world

[@RTDelete]

That doesn’t sound good Time to set the zombie traps

[@sam4gaming135]

What kind of traps

[@thewholecircus]

@@sam4gaming135 Put a little cheese out, to start

[@sophies26]

13:07 why is nobody talking about how they crossed out the dogs face to "protect its identity" lmaooooo

[@davincent98]

Because we ate all thinking the sane thing: PIVOT

[@akitsm]

14:31 I’m pretty sure by “hardly used” they meant it was used very hard.

[@ericericsson9453]

That’s what she said

[@BirdDuck]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@NonBinaryLemon]

People: ooh emkay music. Me: *casually starts singing die house*

[@ceecraft1362]

I'm sorry, I don't know your pronouns but my dad joke senses are tingling: When live gives you non-binary lemons, make themonade

[@GothMermaidGamer]

Little cousins watched some cuphead videos and I heard the song playing Was like "hey that's the emkay theme!"

[@josiahtrelawny6306]

@@ceecraft1362 no, please... not with the dad jokes

[@NonBinaryLemon]

@@ceecraft1362 that's a good one I like that! ✨🍋💛✌️✨🍋💛✌️

[@NonBinaryLemon]

@@josiahtrelawny6306 yes with the dad jokes.

[@oVerdrive-pt5uk]

3:11 Achievement unlocked: *how did we get here?*

[@simonesanna1149]

That Picasso is in a style so different from cubism that I was wondering if it wasn't a copy of a Van Gogh

[@delululesbian3386]

where the grandfather clock without clock came up i thought they were selling a grandfather 😭✋

[@dismal8294]

Want to see me do a cartwheel? 🤠🙃😯 Oops lost my hat!

[@cheesecheese1574]

@@dismal8294 NOOOO NOT HIS HAT

[@komos63]

@@dismal8294 here i got a replacement hat for u 🎩

[@Sarahbryson321]

😳👉🎩 *steals hat*

[@dan_hageman]

Missed opportunity to say “my son *Gru* out of it”

[@keithruns1774]

Happiness only real when shared

[@cumunist2120]

So is communism

[@Dragorage10111]

10:21 this looks like an odd rendition of the mask but horror movie edition

[@ryanflaim8793]

Look at the top of the user's phone, it just gets funnier

[@BoberTee]

If I don't get a minion coffin, I'm not coming to my funeral.

[@zimmygirl777]

“Outgrew it?”😕👻

[@cameron3786]

Why is nobody talking about the baby yeet machine. Its literally the swaggiest thing I've ever seen

[@lePirateMan]

7:55 you should have used this as a thumbnail, it would have been gold.

[@katlmao1748]

13:03 Did they just- censor the dog's eyes to protect its identity? PFFFTT

[@alexisstarr6662]

I'm gonna go get me a Victorian baby yeet machine.

[@elgato3767]

1:41 lego technic sets be like

[@ogreboyalex9982]

Nobody: Me: *Agressively enjoys intro music*

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

What is the song name

[@evilartfox]

Trxly its called mr king dice i think Esit: nvm i doubled checked and its called die house

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

@@evilartfox oh I didn’t know that was the actual song because I heard it in cup head and thought it was a pairid

[@evilartfox]

Trxly well now you know

[@ianchristian2447]

13:15 bro they covered the dogs eyes to protect its identity lmfaooo

[@clairemareecampbell914]

Honestly, that wasps nest one is a baller idea

[@perolord765]

"Victorian Baby Yeet Machine" 🤣🤣🤣 IM DIEING WITH LAUGHTER

[@phrog2466]

13:09 anyone going to question how they blurred the dogs face out

[@thebasileus4793]

The dog is wanted. That is the only explanation.

[@patiencewhosshe8712]

1:43 I’m calling out for my fellow bass clarinet and normal clarinet players out there! I had too 🤠

[@bluejay21.]

7:14 Seriously, how the fuck did you get that down?

[@kc1104]

Robin: I’m about to pu- KZbin: *AD TIME*

[@rryzensmh]

2:37 did somebody buy him yet

[@kitsuneky]

Baby yeet machine implies the existence of an adult yeet machine

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 171 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@Paxep_]

Congrats for being first

[@-gummyworm-2606]

Yesss! I would love that!

[@ripnob]

i see you everywhere

[@Chicken_Masala]

Ok

[@i_ammj]

gg 1st

[@FiatUno2003]

"Grandfather clock without the clock" Oh nice, finally someone is selling a grandfather

[@ArcanineEspeon]

9:08 I'm still trying to figure out what this is. A chair and a...hand? Is that even a hand? It doesn't have enough separated fingers to do anything useful. I assume the hand moves because of...whatever that bucket engine is that it's attached to. Is the chair included? Does the hand slap the person seated in the chair? Is this for some sexual purpose? That's the only thing that comes to my mind, and I just can't figure out what that purpose would be.

[@youmysoncuz]

Fire hydrant? Fire hydrant. 240 bucks? 240 bucks. Hotel? Trivago.

[@Hydration_H2O]

EmKay, let’s get on with this video

[@squidwardsnose1535]

12

[@beeb4439]

13

[@squidwardsnose1535]

@@beeb4439 14

[@Quorkthaslime]

15

[@squidwardsnose1535]

@@Quorkthaslime 16

[@laurineder9939]

10.46 the best part is, the network is named a virgin and this dude is at 1% capacity

[@thatfamouslake]

man this emkay guys is great at switching his voice, they sound like different people every video!

[@thebestchancesgamer7495]

Waiting for someone to be woooshed

[@thatfamouslake]

@@thebestchancesgamer7495 same

[@yummyoranges2734]

9 months later and nobody fell for it :(

[@thatfamouslake]

@@yummyoranges2734 you dont have to remind me man 💀

[@doggod4648]

@@thatfamouslake ah actually the emkay hosts are different people you unseasoned bowl of soup

[@HopePapernacky]

Man that couch looks great. I want that couch.

[@charlie3971]

I love how Robin is trying his hardest to become the most liked ‘the tallest one I’m pretty sure’ he just wants to be noticed. Bless 🥺

[@Nootherhandlewasavaliable]

8:35 I’m trying so hard not to die from laughter

[@i_ammj]

I was just watching emkay wow

[@kyokoyumi]

4:30 "Fun cork glass" Yup. It's very...quorky XD

[@thevirtualpierat7019]

Still waiting for the day he says “what’s throbbin I’m robin”

[@dismal8294]

My head. My head is throbbing.

[@NormalD4mi0n]

13:10 bro he covered the dogs eyes 🤣

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Gru

[@namet4k3n4]

Lemon

[@cybercritterowo]

"HEY HEY HEY..." "LISTEN!"

[@President_Starscream]

I was not satisfied with my bad joke that previously occupied this space, so I replaced it with this story.

[@mode.5245]

Ok.

[@nathaniel4037]

This comment made me laugh. It did, however, spark my curiosity as to what the previous joke might have been. Please enlighten us if you can.

[@krsmanjovanovic8607]

STARSCREEEEAAAM!!!

[@sharpwavethedecepticon6837]

Hmmm. . . Now I want to see how you would fare onstage as a comedian.

[@President_Starscream]

@@nathaniel4037 it was a play on words with antique and auntie J (aunt Jemima) that just didn't quite work

[@chrisneek9516]

13:05 dog's identity needed to remain secret lol

[@FallingFurniture]

1:58 i actually have one of these, i got it on "clearance" or something, at IKEA like a year ago

[@ieatboigas]

PLEASE SAY YOURE NOT JOKING I NEED IT

[@FallingFurniture]

@@ieatboigas I'm not joking, i actually still have it in my room right now (Theres also another similar one with some small pots instead of a banana thing, just saying, i think its part of some product set)

[@fluffyraichu9706]

2:45 this is my worst fricking nightmare None of those textures or tastes should EVER be near each other

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

10:28 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙟𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨

[@Mandilore89]

@ 1:29, Livingston Parish has became the butt of many jokes for Louisiana since a lot of hillbillies live around there.

[@amaryth_]

Hi, I exist here now

[@sophiedenise]

I exist here too

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

I do too

[@NonBinaryLemon]

@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername yes so do I.

[@Emperoroleary]

Same

[@agostonpitlik8045]

I have a theory. Even though it sounds impossible, we can still be nearly 100% sure it's true: All of us exist!

[@spacechase9705]

"Yankee with no brim" LEMME GO AROUND THIS HAT

[@onceu17]

Day 1 of asking Emkay to pin me

[@cospokot5324]

@@bETXPVTM4M3Rx3vM its a comment section. the point is people say their own ideas, usually without being asked

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

Don't get your hopes up

[@onceu17]

@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername ofc i ain't

[@cospokot5324]

@@bETXPVTM4M3Rx3vM haha funny joke

[@l0bst3r87]

Wouldn’t a grandfather clock without a clock be a grandfather

[@CheddarBoi]

First? Actually no

[@minecraftsam06]

No

[@minecraftsam06]

Awesome styles [GD] is

[@CheddarBoi]

Ok

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

🙌🏽🤣 “Conspiracy Snow ❄️🤨” the most argued about snow in the 🇺🇸

[@yusuffbztss]

Heyy im early lol

[@Craz839]

“You sold me at yeet!” 🤣

[@chocolatefreak129]

My favorite thing about EmKay is that they always start off with a banger, like wtf is a minion coffin 💀💀💀

[@briannahelmso5139]

I *do* know what you're talking about with Beverly Hills Cop 3 Robin and that fact amused me very much 😂

[@noecarrier5035]

That decorative shoe was actually pretty cool. I could see that in my house.

[@isimsoyisim460]

Agreed

[@user-kn7hs8en5d]

the chicken skin vest lmaooo got me laughing so hard

[@KillianMortem]

I literally almost choked on my Pepsi cause of laughing

[@drrisen-9442]

The right hand drive kit is actually extremely useful for rural postal carriers like me, since we generally use personal vehicles to deliver.

[@ricks5756]

13:33 it's an apple juice container with a 2 liter Pepsi label stretched over it .