r/Crackheadcraigslist | can I see the room?

[@Maggiethegsd]

Craigslist makes Wish seem like a premium store

[@questionfor9502]

With wish it's a coin flip With Craigslist it's more of a 1 in a bloody million

[@CGamingRBLX]

@hey bro ...

[@OmniscientWarrior]

@@questionfor9502 Actually, with Wish, if you understand a few things about people and products, you can easily remove what is crap and get descent stuff at a good price at. Technically, the same could be said with Craigslist except they will sell legit stuff as if there isn't something wrong with it... or with something extra you don't want.

[@questionfor9502]

@@OmniscientWarrior ya I know a few friends of mine use it but I'm saying from a first time buyer perspective without this knowledge it 50/50

[@ryjgdrhhrfy2374]

The fact that the product large jail have 5 stars is concerning Edit: ok the site’s reason to exist is more concerning

[@АнастасияЛаврентьева-я6э]

No child has managed to escape it so far.

[@nicolekosch4429]

@@АнастасияЛаврентьева-я6э lol XD

[@carstan1173]

They also have an addictions playset. It comes with cigarettes, needles, pills, and several other things.

[@HimoutoNeph]

@@АнастасияЛаврентьева-я6э does it work for teens too?

[@АнастасияЛаврентьева-я6э]

@@HimoutoNeph if you manage to get one in, I'm sure it'll work out.

[@charax-1]

"Old keyboard " The seller: this legend is 2 years old and was a potty for my cat

[@TheHotBlade]

Look at this fool above me posting a link under the replies section of EmKay's most legendary commenter.

[@RealRedB]

@@TheHotBlade the bastard

[@Tripleblade.]

2 years? It looks atleast 6 years old, with that much dust on it

[@yigitutkumagul5246]

@high creative blood.. cringe

[@astupididiot6747]

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[@sirenhead3494]

" Eh I'll just sell my 80 yr old bed infested with many parasites and bedbugs " -craglist seller

[@KittyRancher]

It's not a bug, it's a feature! Well. It is also a bug(s)...

[@ethribin4188]

"Old" = "not cleaned in a while" Especially with keyboards

[@insaincaldo]

In a while? I have never seen keyboards get this bad, even when public use..

[@ethribin4188]

@@insaincaldo the "while" implies that everyone thinks its a short time, but its actually an effectivly infinite one. Or at least suposes to. Hard to show in text without tone >

[@coc_champs]

"I know what I have" is a terrifying phrase I must say can even argue the guy after this.

[@Sfaegbe]

This is basically the opposite of choosing beggars but with the same people

[@capybara2066]

daily dose of intellect: on average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

[@7thwardserpent83]

Because when death happens, they won't be there

[@pandarou_pd]

@high creative blood.. new bot?

[@pandarou_pd]

@high creative blood.. oh you are not a bot ok nvm

[@astupididiot6747]

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[@RealRedB]

@high creative blood.. ur weird

[@marlettpines6899]

Emkay's talking about how the 4-in-1 cheez-it would be expired by the time it gets delivered, but I'm more concerned with the fact that it was marked as 'used'.

[@frizzy2197]

Who used it? 🤔

[@frizzy2197]

@@evolove3602 乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ

[@sunnyandthechlo]

That's the part I noticed too!

[@chrisquint3656]

Maybe just listing that they had to touch it with their hands🤷🏻‍♂️

[@channel22902]

That old keyboard is almost as bad as the couch that was "lightly squirted on."

[@zynched_]

uuuh I think not

[@TheHotBlade]

-"You may be old, but are you this old?"-

[@sophiedenise]

Excuse me lightly what??

[@IlMemetor72]

😂😂😂

[@thewholecircus]

How do you lightly have a super soaker battle?

[@mclub0276]

Robin: The voice of EmKay! Jack: The personality of EmKay! Lexi: The diversity and kindness of EmKay!

[@user-bf3sv3nt4w]

What about Damien?

[@user-bf3sv3nt4w]

And Zach?

[@katan844]

@@user-bf3sv3nt4w they're backround characters

[@mclub0276]

@@user-bf3sv3nt4w havent seen enough of him, but... The quiet kid!

[@mclub0276]

@@user-bf3sv3nt4w hmmm....... The seriousness of EmKay! *i guess*

[@sovietunion8087]

I'm convinced that at least half of these are posted as jokes

[@thatdamncrow9197]

Anyone who says i know what I have is a joke

[@lonniewibberding5715]

The plywood one certainly is. It's making a joke of the price of lumber these days, which is absolutely through the roof.

[@reninatrimble3153]

Aye soviet union can I get an autograph You have inspired me

[@thecrazyallstar2023]

Hey soviet union can i join you for the motherland?

[@TheEngieTF2]

"What crackhead would sell this sh*t?" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@TheHotBlade]

Intelecc

[@sophiedenise]

Smort

[@astupididiot6747]

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[@ekramer2478]

@@howyabean3398 Okay. SO this!

[@BrokenQuarantine]

Is that the Engineer from team fortress 2 who is engi here

[@Ragehunger]

"No lowball offers. I know what I have." will be this subreddit's new slogan at this rate.

[@galvustheguilty]

That keyboard looks like it was buried in a back yard then dug up

[@davieholt4742]

*graveyard

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

It’s a zombie key board

[@Harley92820]

Timestamp please

[@galvustheguilty]

@@Harley92820 it's literally the first thing you see dude

[@rowenkylee5627]

I have a similar keyboard. All I did was forgetting I had it in a box next to the chickens. The chickens destroyed the box with poop and it trickled down on the keyboard. I would have cleaned it but the moment I saw the bugs that live on the chickens was in the keyboard I said nope! Those bugs crawl up to between the shoulders on the back and make that place their home. Makes me want to take a shower just thinking about them.

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

Do you ever just feel like taking a single bite of a cheese block?

[@Angel3x111]

you have made me uncomfortable, good job

[@fard2780]

yes

[@carina2559]

There's a block of cheese in my fridge and I have to fight this urge every time I open it.

[@Boredchinchilla]

I only have that urge with new sticks of butter…..and floral foam (that green stuff that squishes so nicely)….

[@KurlyCheeso]

Why my mom would hide cheese from me growing up.

[@Snc-np4hr]

3:00 "Woah hang on the there Lois...A boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat, you know how much we've wanted one of those!!!"

[@leonmaczynski3333]

Who I'm not the only one that watchs family guy

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

The wood stuff is because the price of wood has shot up and those are satirical ads.

[@clayrobertson7674]

All of these are jokes he just doesn't understand

[@Itsbirda]

Thanks I was gonna comment the same thing lol

[@Bubbleslikesartsometimes2241]

‘You want my old keyboard?’ ‘Yeah, I need one. How much?’ ‘100 sound good?’ ‘Yeah sure, could you sent a photo if the keyboard?’ ‘Course *cough* it’s been living in my dry skull for the past 170 years.’ ‘Great! Cya!’

[@BroccoliDoctor]

Hey EmKay, I know you're probably not going to see this, but if you do or if anybody does, I wish you to have the best day ever today. :)

[@kirstythomas6158]

I hope that you are having the best day ever. Your sweet message made me smile and I appreciate you for it 😊

[@peskypigeonx]

@high creative blood.. You are really trying to evade the spam report aren’t you

[@krono7843]

@@peskypigeonx that isn't spam?

[@Lux_the_memer]

STOP STRYING TO BE A GOOD HEALTHY KIND PERSON THIS IS THE INTERNET we all are cringe

[@krono7843]

@@Lux_the_memer Go to your corner and fxking cry

[@davidpetrovic]

That keyboard has a whole ecosystem growing in it

[@JS-rv3et]

whole?

[@davidpetrovic]

@@JS-rv3et ye i misspelled it

[@THE-GUY-REAL]

Crackhead:has a unuseable keyboard Also crackhead:I should sell it for 10k dollars

[@rowenkylee5627]

It's really simple to clean that type of keyboard. Just undo the screws on the back and the whole front without the electrics comes off. So easy to take to the kitchen sink and clean. I have one like it somewhere. Been lots of red wine being spilled on that keyboard. It's a crappy keyboard but it works as a backup when I'm cleaning my mechanical keyboard. Now that is a pain! You have to take off each and every key and clean by hand and remember where each key goes. I cheat with a picture.

[@skylerord4604]

Not even a pressure washer could clean that key board

[@davieholt4742]

That keyboard is as old as the year 0 nearly as rusty as the flakey bars at the park and as disgusting as the kids on Roblox who wear bypassed clothing and bypass the n word

[@squarebodycasewademckenney6190]

9:47 that was actually a joke someone did because of how expensive lumber is gettinf

[@spacecatgaming3530]

The golden wii one is actually true, nintendo made a golden wii for queen Elizabeth the 2nd and due to some laws she could not legally accept it, through sheer luck some random nintendo collector got it and has been trying to sell it for years.

[@neverthesame7887]

3:19 "...dreamcatcher: with actual nightmare stuck inside" I freakin' lost it..laughed so hard!!!

[@v1nn314]

* slaps top of old keyboard * This thing can hold so many diseases

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

* slaps top of keyboard * * violently coughs * This bad boy can fit so many diseases

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

That keyboard looks like a fucking stereotyped relic they show in action movies that make the villain somehow instantly die

[@Matt_Wildcard_Webster]

Maybe it's because I'm Australian too, but Jack is my favorite disembodied Emkay voice

[@baliyae]

The one with the bike is funny as hell. Can’t stop laughing at it! 😂😂

[@erinmullen2397]

My favorite subreddit and my favorite narrator, always makes my day

[@cookeepuff]

The jail, oh my GOD! “Ball attached to stick that makes sound when you shake it” LOL

[@alexsimmons8175]

can we talk about why this lady listed her dogs poop as paraplegic free? 4:23 Definition: Paraplegia refers to paralysis that occurs in the lower half of the body. It can be a result of an accident or a chronic condition.

[@melissalonla]

not the poop itself, the HEAT of the poop

[@pickleair]

4:39 you know, heres a thought: if you're wearing crocs and your feet are "freezing," maybe you should not have worn crocs in the first place.

[@Julietmateus]

The plywood one was a joke, plywood went up in price several times recently and is heinously expensive.

[@Goodcard91]

After seeing what that "dream" catcher caught, i think it's faulty 😂

[@anthonyplattner9254]

Someone was selling a $1000 chicken nugget body pillow

[@shyrastacy3127]

That was the most honest McDonald's rant I've ever heard.

[@TheEngieTF2]

6:58 This takes "Trash music" to a whole new level

[@subzerosanijs]

7:24 If I had found a stick so perfectly shaped as a sword in my childhood I would have had the best time of my life

[@haywoodjablomie587]

Yes

[@goofyahdemoman1134]

That old keyboard looks like it survived a bomb blast

[@maurimarttunen7298]

Guys, when you're watching a vid, write "awesome" and look at the red bar thingy. It'll turn rainboww (be careful tho it flashes a lot)

[@mobiltaskforcenu_7689]

Holy shit is flashes a lot

[@maurimarttunen7298]

@high creative blood.. what???

[@maurimarttunen7298]

@@mobiltaskforcenu_7689 Yup

[@thatshyguy7444]

Awesome

[@Angel3x111]

Holy crap, it actually works

[@GlitchyAura]

"Is Macca´s seriously tryna make their sauce gourmet?"

[@odievanadobe1534]

With the price of plywood going up, that is actually a more reasonable offer than the Cheeto on

[@yephoppler]

i find the thumbnail wholesome for some apparent reason

[@bigsam8597]

Day 2 of asking Jack to say, "My name is Jack, the snack that throws it back"

[@bdemaree]

Oh My God. Paraplegic free got me. Don't want wheelchair poops stuck to my feet. 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheNefastor]

That mystery box was sold by J.J. Abrahams, you know it's never been opened. Even he thinks it's not worth it.

[@kevinwallerius6024]

I got in trouble last time I showed off my doodle.

[@idkmypurposeman.3606]

Fun fact: An average American has the reading level of a 7th grader and the news article has the level of 11th grader reading!

[@g0ne_girl_]

you know your a real EmKay fan when you sing the theme song with the instrument

[@g0ne_girl_]

@hey bro why?

[@Rach420]

"These bikes aren't made anymore, just like women who don't cook & clean" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'M. DEAD!!

[@vincentvanghool6723]

Is Jack no longer the Snacc that smiles bacc?

[@nicololacson1709]

Craigslist is just the place where our fever dreams actually live and they depart the site whenever the time calls for them

[@urbanshadow777]

That woman in the thumbnail looks like she is gonna break my legs in the night and hold me hostage until I write an award winning book.

[@mustachepug]

The wii was a real thing btw. The Queen actually sold that on ebay

[@ROCV1]

"Old Keyboard" bruh thatshhz dustier than my grandads ashess

[@nevermore7285]

6:21 The fact I could legitimately tell that that was a tmnt kind of worries me

[@claudiaborges8406]

I’m having a good day now in 2120 Moon just hit the earth but I finally found time to enjoy some Emkay with my favorite narrator

[@davieholt4742]

Say since you are from the future... You reckon I'm dead or are all Gen z's alright

[@claudiaborges8406]

@@davieholt4742 dont know, I’m old and we all just stay at home watching stuff, I’ve been watching Emkay since 2087

[@davieholt4742]

@@claudiaborges8406 Hmm, possibly alive if I'm reaching out to you. Tell me when doomsday is happening I'm curious when we all just give up (quick question is Covid still there?)

[@claudiaborges8406]

@@davieholt4742 Covid? You mean common Flu 2.0? Doomsday’s been going for almost a century lol

[@davieholt4742]

@@claudiaborges8406 Oh! Wait a second. COMMON?

[@KaeYoss]

3:47 Forbidden Fleshlight

[@neverthesame7887]

First video watched at EMKAY---new subscriber! You guys are hysterical!

[@KAZIES.]

That keyboard got more dirt than my backyard👁👄👁

[@ghoststudios3694]

I think the irony of a child therapy shop selling a children’s jail leading to them needing real therapy is hilarious.

[@zanderwiser7748]

"be you watching this at the moment its uploaded or at the heat death of the universe..." Me:watches it two years before it's uploaded

[@rocksolid8798]

"no fragrance added" 😆 Im dying over here

[@KoiNaCl]

Ahahahah it’s funny because the EmKay crew didn’t know there was a national wood shortage

[@briannahelmso5139]

"Well I got three mears" sent me 😂

[@OhDeerItsAlastor]

Yall need to know I'm only five seconds in. I'm eating. I regret everything. I have no words, this sub always makes me question how we got the top of the food chain. It's not our brains. Can't be.

[@majorissues6604]

The thing about the wood stuff is that lumber in the usa has reached moronic high prices. Not sure why though...

[@kerricaine]

meanwhile in canada it's going for even more because all our lumber companies are exclusively exporting to the US right now

[@rowenkylee5627]

I'm guessing because using wood isn't eco-friendly, the cutting down oxygen producing tree's part, so there's a special tax on it. You can see the effect of not having that on the rain forest. It's half gone now. They are cutting down the trees but never planting new ones. It will be a desert soon.

[@wumbology6072]

To be fair, I probably would be watching emkay vids at the heat death of the universe

[@ea2812]

This channel is underrated. Deserves 20 mil

[@gearheadboss7028]

2:30 I died at this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nipa-x1s]

These videos are so good! Thx for making one again!

[@DWPersianExcursion]

As a Texan, your accent is chefs kiss

[@Crow_Smith]

Poor Jack needs more fan art

[@zacharysieg2305]

Selling the weirdest stuff, for the most absurd prices. It’s the Internet’s favorite retail program!

[@CarnivorousConnor]

2:54 That would be perfect to sit on after snorting Taco Bell spices

[@JaynsRebelations]

Thnx for pronouncing Iraq correctly LOL I'm tired of hearing "EYE- RACK". Great vid; thanx for the laughs!

[@TheAnon03]

When your keyboard is dirtier than mine you know you have problems.

[@seanporcelli3965]

Promptly sends big jack a picture of my big doodle.

[@MAWIMO0]

0:57 when you try to buy a vehicle in GTA 5.

[@leonmaczynski3333]

So true

[@badhabits8492]

0:55 The Joke EmKay's head

[@saraierace1643]

Conga line of turds, man I needed a really really REALLY good laugh!!!!

[@islandxan5337]

1:49 I get that it was a bit exaggerated but those bikes are no joke. The power is actually as dangerous as described and the wheel does lift when the throttle is barely touched. The Kickstarter also will break shoes easily. It’s no joke bike for sure.

[@cherrybomb2706]

Ohh

[@josephhurst4902]

2:54, Just realized this is a Camping Toilet. Water pump attached to toilet so you can use like normal while out in the woods. Hose for connecting water to toilet Sold Separately.

[@Boredchinchilla]

That’s a leaf blower motor attached to it lol

[@peachycrow9462]

"the heat death of the universe" THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REFERENCE, I THINK I HEAR A REFERENCE!

[@Hydrophobiqe]

“The heat death of the universe” *”H e a t S t r e s s”*

[@peachycrow9462]

@@Hydrophobiqe to be honest, I don't even remember what it's from, I just remember it's from something

[@Certifiedwasphater]

@@peachycrow9462 Maybe "Life is fun" by theodd1sout?

[@peachycrow9462]

@@Certifiedwasphater yessss! Thanks, I am losing brain cells, then my remaining ones are supplying up then disappearing, then registering before disappearing again

[@kid_kaoz]

TBH - $10 for someone to come over with their own gear and glue your remotes together like that is a pretty good deal if you have 2 or 3 remotes that are worthless without each other anyway.

[@missvincent7017]

How would you change the batteries? You can’t take the back off!! 😂

[@missvincent7017]

Sounds like a prank you’d pull on. Someone!

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

My favorite subreddit you do! Yo!

[@shyrastacy3127]

"I want to see your doodle."

[@chloskyskies4399]

4:43 - It’s like just having a mega remote. Not entirely shitty idea on the surface! ...Until the battery dies in one of them and you can’t actually change it because you can’t access it.

[@paticusmaximus12]

Fun Fact: Jari is full of fun facts

[@richardbullick7827]

Fun Fact: You’re wrong, he only says there are lava snails

[@sophiedenise]

Also he said coconuts are seeds

[@paticusmaximus12]

@@richardbullick7827 yes they did say that didn't they The scaly-foot snail (Chrysomallon squamiferum) survives in what researchers have called the 'impossible living conditions' of underwater volcanic vents. Enduring searing temperatures, high pressure, strong acidity and low oxygen, it is the only living creature known to incorporate iron into its skeleton.

[@paticusmaximus12]

@@sophiedenise yes they did Botanically speaking, a coconut is a fibrous one-seeded drupe, also known as a dry drupe. However, when using loose definitions, the coconut can be all three: a fruit, a nut, and a seed. ...

[@jarrod752]

Cranking up that honda toilet at 2am just so your neighbors are up to date on your bowel movements. Or possibly a goldfish has died.

[@mrnight7530]

that sounds about right for the plywood during this last year. lumber prices going up from like $35 to over $85 was the joke

[@KrazyKazak]

The expensive wood ones are jokes about the price of timber having gone up about 160% in the last 5 months.

[@lau_w01]

i love this subreddit :>

[@awesomestyles]

Day 255 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@yoshirivalry]

I believe you bro!

[@pandarou_pd]

Legends say he still going till this day... Wait its a new video

[@randawolf3825]

Thank you for always wishing us a good day jack

[@andrewkiefer2628]

EmKay totally missing the lumber prices jokes

[@thinkeightsix]

That wasn't a candy-filled pickle, it was a pickle-filled candy.

[@searchfield]

8:59 I've just learned that Walmart had the exact same "Roll Back" campaign with the winky face as Asda did in the 90s... This was a long time before they bought Asda though! People of Asda are the UK's People of Walmart 💟 I used to shop there at 3am and people watch..