THE BEST OF R/HOLUP

[@Tomahawk.commenter]

How DARE KZbin hide this from me for 47 seconds

[@94T_635]

Man how about you get real

[@LittleFox-2024]

10 minute gang

[@CiphersVII]

How dare youtube kidnap my family and force me to watch ksi

[@Buny474]

FOR ME IT WAS 3 HOURS-

[@Stargirl.zahra_]

@@CiphersVIIreal 😔

[@Bigendersnake]

4:40 Those are two pairs of scissors

[@SteveAkaDarktimes]

its a scissor. a scissor is made out of two "scissor blades". its a simple, unique noun that needs no quantity infront of it and refers to a specific, unique object. the whole "pair of" is utterly redundant and pointless. There, fixed your stupid English. with regards, a German.

[@atom1kcreeper605]

Thats what im saying

[@GwubbyGoose]

Reddit in 2019: *a lot of fun and random stuff* Reddit in 2024: “This is total bullsh*t.”

[@Southparkfan598]

True Let’s have another pandemic maybe that’ll work

[@UnCaffinatedChaos]

I had a heart attack when Brandon showed up I thought Jack turned American

[@SMacXoXo]

I thought someone got fired lol

[@VoodooVDO]

The entire sub reddit is basically "they had us in the first have"

[@TheTGFred]

☝🤓 Erm ACKSHUYALLY it's "Half"☝🤓

[@CiphersVII]

first have

[@TheTGFred]

@@CiphersVII ☝🤓 Erm ACKSHUYALLY it's "Half"☝🤓

[@thatpigboss]

first half

[@BrookzKool]

@@thatpigboss☝️🤓 Erm ACKSHUYALLY it’s “Have” ☝️🤓

[@O-bearer-mine]

1:14 It's not humanly possible It's _paperly_ possible

[@fireboy2maybe]

4:37 2 pairs of scissors Oe alternativly Lesbians

[@miomip]

The most dangerous thing you can do on the internet is watching EmKay while you're drinking something.

[@mekaindo]

drowning warning

[@GaosArmy-Offical]

The thumbnail : hol on *paused food and unpauses drink*

[@KTSpeedruns]

47:48 I'm sorry, when I see that particular snapshot from GoT, all I can hear is "MY JUNK IS NUMB". IYKYK

[@duckerdoo]

4:37 2 pairs of scissors. Take a pair of scissors apart, and you got 2 scissors. P.S. I googled "scissor definition". Who ever edited that entry knew what they were doing.

[@AubreyJohnson-c7p]

7:39 I got that upgrade last week 😀

[@aleatoricroblox8953]

2:56 pure mad lad, I love it

[@TheLamp-396]

19:58 I physically did the pizza tower scream when I read this

[@pinnchyk4689]

27:08 Bro his surname is literally the word for boat in spanish. Im crying

[@CodeNascher_]

24:43 there's even a subreddit for that: r/GermanHumour

[@themelancholyofgay3543]

0:30 Pickup Trucks and Kei Trucks is the pinnacle of Road Vehicles

[@davidclark8836]

1:09-1:10 but wife and children are expensive, but they don’t have to be permanent

[@Formulalover69420]

38:15 little did He know it was mating season...

[@zombieasparagus6021]

Laughed for a solid minute at futanari inflation....

[@SPORTSY1987]

0:41 IT SHOULDA BEEN ME! NOT HIM ITS NOT FAIRRRR

[@asaonyt]

WHY, HELLO THERE, OLD SPORT

[@kimkey2987]

57:28 they took heartwarming to a whole new level

[@OctaviaGewalt]

Emkay always knows how to brighten up everyone’s day

[@MrMinusYT]

15:44 MY VIDEO GOT CUT OFF BY AN AD RIGHT HERE-

[@SheepLiver]

58:18 this falls under slander and you can say that you successfully sued CNN

[@Hija.De.Luna25]

31:43 Taka. In Swahili it means waste or garbage

[@AubreyJohnson-c7p]

0:49 So relatable!!😂 0:49

[@supercalifragilisticex]

6:24 I'm pretty sure Paul said that, and you don't have to abide by everything said by Paul. That is just reaching atp.

[@laurarvix]

4:35 QUAD DAMAGE

[@Tasoq]

31:40 I forget what the name was, I just remember that it meant garbage. So his parents named their sons King and Garbage.

[@theanonymouseguy9162]

4:44 they're called a couple of besties.

[@Epicpapustudios]

46:05 is that freaking fernanfloo in an EmKay video?

[@JustSolunex]

Hold up. Wait a minute!

[@titicad8938]

Great video can’t wait to finish it!

[@xoxogamewolf7585]

21:22 a subearth sub, meaning "under" earth, meaning "land" (yes that is literally what our planet is named after)

[@maddie2cool851]

I also only learned cursive in 3rd grade. Not for a year though but just a couple of months..

[@zerrierslizer1]

friend of mine used the "i like my Coffee the same way i like my women." i answered unto him thussly: *Black and Bitter?* he promptly crumbled into a ball on the floor and started crying because i desxcribed his Ex in a nutshell and made him realize that he just gave me the best ammo to roast him on his choice of female.

[@amandadelapointe1863]

4:36 Who should tell them?

[@Aves_1]

5:09 how is showing interest in a person, albeit with a bad line, being a creep?

[@supercalifragilisticex]

"i like my [random object or food] like I like my woman," comparing another human to an inanimate object is weird enough, but it's an overused joke so it is pretty creepy especially if the interest in question is a service worker which can make them feel uncomfortable getting such remarks on duty.

[@indigoviolet_]

8:55 The plot twist is that the real Eeyore (left) knew that this would be Pooh’s line of thinking, so intentionally said what he said.

[@jonathanolsen6005]

0:53 Less things than you apparently, You may get a good score by cheating, but you most likely won't remember it when you may need it for a job.

[@supposedly1-2]

I am on an old laptop and still using windows 8 its way better than 10 ever was so i have no complaints!

[@A1exP1ays]

toxic waste is yummy, especially when eating a barrel at a time

[@mahmoudgashti249]

1:14 5.7 billion likes?????

[@Snma_sector321]

Yooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RandomandStuffidk]

19:18 I don't know guys, the new Transformers movie looks...

[@thenonfurry]

6:30 this is actually so cute

[@DRouZY03]

less than 65 decades gang 🤌

[@Mavii_Not_My_Name]

42:59 Maverick... is Mav. Not as bad as I thought it would be, and it's way better than 'Ale.'

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

3:45 This is a shitposting page.

[@sandeman1776]

4:00 the real headline is her t-shirt.

[@3denx]

50:28 no way i just saw a mouthwashing version of this

[@theomnicreation]

A pair of pair of scissors

[@RazorSharpMC]

That’s what I was thinking

[@00vie80]

A couple of scissors

[@Not_Zimon]

well getting 5-8 place would be theoretically more difficult

[@ryanmarkel1298]

21:25 [Task failed successfully]

[@Memitc]

EmKay Never Changed

[@Imagened.Gaming]

Hol own… 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕦𝕡 𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥 𝕒 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕦𝕥𝕖... 𝕊𝕆𝕄ℕ 𝔸𝕀ℕ'𝕋 ℝ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌ℍ

[@__carmine]

Oᕼ ᑎO

[@mridiot57]

i know all the isaac newton discovering/inventing gravity stuff are jokes, since the apple falling made him research and learn more about gravity, but i do wonder how many people might actually believe that he invented or never thought about gravity until the apple

[@kutura_P]

1:14 as a piece of paper, I find this offensive. It is quite possible to be verified as paper.

[@jedrickjandura9366]

4:18 welp there goes are E for everyone rating

[@DeclanPeterson-s8n]

4:37 What about a pair of pants, shorts, jeans; whatever you put on your legs.

[@TheCaptainLulz]

Damnit, Lava never reached Pompeii, it was ash and 600 degree gas that killed them all.

[@K.uro-Vin]

8:22 except, he made it big this time.

[@JadenWashington-ni1wu]

Jack looks like the reddit version of Chris Pratt.. Yes the Emkay Jack.

[@GamingDimiGD]

I got the minecraft movie trailer as an ad for this video

[@ytgamer56-dl8kr]

19:35 oh sorry let me- *translates she is cheating on you into braile*

[@4QU4M4RINE]

4:40 A quartet

[@CharlieSpider-me3pj]

14:37 Rick and Morty episode

[@sunny_sky_music]

the mejii restoration one was funny

[@DeclanPeterson-s8n]

21:42 Subterrine

[@geistgrace6452]

How to speak braille? ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN.

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

I cant unsee it.....

[@ExistentialCrisis1984]

Eatin good thx Emkay

[@bravewater5737]

24:13 that's accurate. 34:54 😁 35:46 😡👍

[@TLinkan]

10:11 Diddly ASMR in an Emkay video?!

[@bjarnenilsson80]

The paler twitter name probably does not say Payper, I call unicode shenanigans

[@Cluttrd]

51:55 Scalpers should get Scalped.

[@MrPlunger777]

Oh how the turn tables!

[@Cr3Ek_l0v3R]

bro got a kju poster for his kid's birthday?😂

[@infinityIncarnat3]

EARLIEST IVE EVER BEEN WHATT

[@patrickharrison7839]

52:00 Scalpers should get scalped

[@salazarslitherin1812]

4:38 lesbians

[@TinyTot-tinybean]

He did Jennie dirtyyyyy, I cantttt🖤🩷

[@the_ridlur]

20:51 one year? I only got 1 week

[@Earthstar_Review]

16:00 King Crimson Pepe?

[@iloveicecream190]

17:48 OMG CRAPTO

[@stickman69420]

scalpers get scalpel-ed

[@E11A2irl]

oh this was uploaded recently uuuhm hiii tubeyou

[@jan-Pala]

hi @E11A2irl

[@cheeseyangus1313]

10:33 who is this narator they sound great

[@acewolfreaper904]

His name is Brandon, I don't think he's in any other videos

[@Panther_D_Tank]

43:10 god 😭

[@thenonfurry]

49:42 for your info, a futanari is a person with male & female genitals/intersex. and you know what inflation is. that’s the joke

[@Mediocrecoder2]

4:40 the first letter in lgbt

[@Mediocrecoder2]

WHY DIDNT I SAY ROOMMATES IM AN IDIOT

[@AGREY-p1s]

24:50 ohhh…

[@capst4r]

this is crazy

[@HellishSpawn]

lexi's so extra bro

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

I love telling women of Sky Daddy that verse. 1 timothy 2:12

[@supercalifragilisticex]

That was said by Paul an apostle, not everything he says is considered facts or works with every situation. Some people will even use his verses, sometimes out of context, to promote sin.

[@jazymoncristi8176]

20:39 someone at school showed me this picture and they said look how close the meteor was to hitting those people and then I said, you do you realize that the buildings are built after the meteor hit because if the meteor hit then it would instantly level those buildings to the ground I hope he was joking and not actually this dumb

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

5:19. Derka dekra.

[@BackyardShenanigansYT]

If you think about it, the rich are why the working class work

[@HudsonDoesYoutube]

KZbin hid this from me for 1 min 😭

[@ejgoldberg1759]

here 10 minutes afte it was posted :)