r/Memes | nice floor

[@vesh]

Wow, the floor is made of floor!

[@stickmaker69]

12 sec. ago finally I'm 1st to an evil comment

[@duckytheanimator]

first of evils comment

[@stickmaker69]

@@duckytheanimator no me first

[@name1092]

Wut da dawg doin

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

no it’s not, get your facts straight… *it’s made out or floor material… aka flür*

[@smexehcougah3]

"Just choose for me" in reference to living or dying is horrifyingly relatable.

[@thevenator1918]

I can really recommend getting professional help if you are struggling in your life.

[@smexehcougah3]

@@thevenator1918 The mental health industry is grossly under-regulated. There are qualities required of a therapist to be effective that are not tested for, and some qualities that a therapist absolutely CANNOT have (namely any type of sociopathy) that are ALSO not tested for!

[@ADNbabaji]

Fun Fact: Robin is actually the voice actor of Leith Pierre in Poppy Playtime Chapter 1. You can hear Leith talk by playing the green tape really early in the game.

[@CriCat]

yo i just checked and this is true

[@mackienh805]

WAIT REALLY? I love that game!

[@Taters884]

Turtle 🐢

[@sberky98]

epic

[@breadstick3253]

now the sign "do not hide behind doors to scare leith pierre" is replaying in my head

[@tocksapill3030]

3:03 god damn it, it is reality. I remember a time I was rolling the backyard grass and I got so many green ant bites.

[@HDCairnsAviation]

Aus🇦🇺?

[@brasil7642]

Where do you guys live? This never happens to me

[@tocksapill3030]

@@HDCairnsAviation yeh, I assume I know what that means.

[@interbeamproductions]

ants crawling? yes that's real

[@komododragon6397]

the fact someone can make a good and funny meme with legit a truck facing at the ground is amazing

[@kewoshk]

Remember kids, if you have the social skills of a brick don’t become a teacher.

[@kewoshk]

@Gucci slides I did and I’m suffering

[@NetralFN]

@@kewoshk ohh poor man hope you got non social works

[@PostTraumaticSwagDisorder]

That's kinda of your fault for making the teacher's life like hell

[@kewoshk]

@@PostTraumaticSwagDisorder nope check the comments above, I am that said teacher 😅

[@OhSoTiredMan]

I had a teacher who had social skills of a brick.

[@Meconium5083]

5:00 Fun fact: Boiling water in a microwave can help you clean it. Any foodstuffs stuck on the walls will become a bit less stuck on. Depending on how long you put it in for.

[@RuyVuusen]

*2 years.*

[@mushroomleg3151]

*_grahams number milleniums_*

[@hakurei_mikorei]

Robin: “Who would watch something while they’re eating” Me having breakfast: “I feel called out here…”

[@Sillybug_]

Has a teen who sleeps without background noises, the meme at 7:11 gave me an enormous boost of self esteem

[@Smthn_Wicked]

People sleep with background noise?

[@fatmangames1311]

I think by university gaurds they probably means campus security.

[@xehonk]

Same response to this one though: Campus security? Must be a different country thing!

[@Copper.Mage...]

Yeah

[@kelpdock8913]

Universe Security

[@fatmangames1311]

@@xehonk I only know it from listening to YT I don't know what we call them in England

[@gaming_drummer6700]

As in when you go to college which in England we call university so yes campus guards same thing. Hope this clarifies things

[@BuiHieuDong]

When you are watching KZbin Short but suddenly you hear the female bot voice: *Insert scary Mr Incredible picture.*

[@RandomHQ433]

My god only bots

[@erasedexistence4161]

I feel bad for you

[@Copper.Mage...]

@A G N E Z_________ what.

[@greendoor4039]

Ok good I thought I was the only one who hated it

[@Baguette939]

@@Copper.Mage... don't worry I reported ut

[@baileyvidican6998]

Everyone is talking about Chris Pratt being Mario but is no one talking about Jack Black being Bowser?

[@christhegendersloth2901]

Because it's a good casting

[@hyliaforce]

Dont get why people are mad about chris pratt is mario, movie isnt even out yet

[@FluffyDragonDrawing]

@@hyliaforce Some people are mad that he's mario.... Because mario's actual voice actor is casted in the movie, and has expressed he would be exited to play mario in the movie; but they chose big name celebrity over the person who has _been_ mario for decades.

[@inferlazeboi]

Yo negative iq bots are back

[@Hip_Albatross]

imo jack black is gonna be the one carrying the whole film tho

[@Vortex6024]

11:42, as a Canadian that knows quite a bit about our history, I can confirm that with have done some fricked up stuff.

[@awesomestyles]

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 375th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

[@markherrera7640]

Quick question, I’m bit of a new guy to emkay, I only found out about them a few months ago. And I just want to know what happened to Damien? Did he sadly pass away? Did he just want to quit and do something else? Someone pls answer, I wanna know what happened

[@largopist]

chad

[@hamouziii]

@@markherrera7640 he left

[@markherrera7640]

@@hamouziii did they ever tell us why he left?

[@generallyunimportant]

@@markherrera7640 im vpretty sure he just started his own reddit readouts(or whatever its called) channel

[@Csr1204]

6:14 I couldn't stop laughing at this for 10 minutes straight

[@shysky5561]

Actually Robin you were right: those are "warm ice cream". We also have those where I live and they are pretty good

[@tharkun2872]

Not really ice cream more Like marshmallows in fluffy and it is a nice snack with or without the bun

[@shysky5561]

@@tharkun2872 Yeah but when it comes to name really it's "ice cream" (still idk why they call them like that)

[@lindanimated]

In my country they're just called "suukko", which literally translates to "kiss". Which would probably be confusing if we also had Hershey's kisses in this country.

[@shysky5561]

@@lindanimated That's probably right but for some reason I like that name

[@AnderEvermore]

in Germany they are called Dickmann's and they are brilliant.

[@dastronomical4020]

“The bible was written by the greatest american who ever lived. JESUS.” I can instantly find two mistakes here without even conflicting with the bible 1) Jesus wasn’t an American. 2) The bible was written by multiple people

[@paruf1sh]

3) around 57 percent of the people reading it aren’t Christian. Go f**k the ones who are like that. 😫👌

[@ur_best_Lil_Man]

YOOO

[@rclipse1522]

4): Jesus didn't write the Bible anyway, nor does it claim he did.

[@Yuieatspaint]

only in america.

[@Michipicoten]

Yup

[@karablues]

Bethesda has been known as the most glitchest game maker and yet everyone loves the exploits

[@joko2882]

Thats why they are so famous.

[@Copper.Mage...]

Yeah lol

[@mateoabrego9492]

Because we love feeling smart :D

[@MetallicSZN]

*Sega*

[@Karagianis]

I think Amazon games are giving them a decent challenge for glitchiest developer atm! LOL

[@Taiphyr]

Fun fact: the reason we are told it’s illegal to turn on the car lights is cause sometimes, if on long enough, it can become hot enough to catch the car roof a flame.

[@Infinitystar225]

4:00 that reminds me of when I was in middle school, went to the nurse because my eye was swelling up and basically everyone in class noticed. The nurse told me I was fine and sent me back to class. That evening I couldn't see in my left eye and it was watering relentlessly. Turns out I had septicaemia and could've died, thanks school.

[@NoUserU]

that's just... school is great.

[@LexusLFA554]

At the apprenticeship-place I get my education it is the same. You can go to the nursery and discuss the matter with them for what feels like hours.

[@Infinitystar225]

@@LexusLFA554 I'm genuinely concerned nurses in schools aren't qualified to be working there. That or they simply don't care.

[@LexusLFA554]

@@Infinitystar225 Cause the old doctor in town has already aged a lot they actually got a real doctor at our place. She shares no humour and speaks with that very cold sounding voice. She remembers me of my stepmother so I try to avoid her as much as possible.

[@I-luv-sharks]

once got litteraly half of my back bleeding bcs i fell off a swing in rocks and mud and the school nurse just said "want some ice or band-aid?" just to remind you i was crying my eyes out and screaming internally, almost had to go to a hospital but was able to treat it at home.. still have the scars, thanks school.

[@DembaiVT]

7:54 - I've always understood it as a continuance of the term copypasta. Ie: someone posts a random copypasta, and you ask for the "sauce". There was a time, long ago when sauce was only used for various pastas, but it became a meme long ago and is now used universally.

[@Techy404]

Then... Where's the meatball?

[@dallama2616]

i thought it was just saying source in a funny way

[@dallama2616]

I have literally never heard of canada commiting attorcities its mainly germany that is the big bad

[@DembaiVT]

@@dallama2616 the most recent first world country found to be actively committing genocide according to the Geneva convention: Canada. What was done? Nothing.

[@dallama2616]

@@DembaiVT i really dont remember what the context was

[@Бобёр-ю8г]

This guy talks like someone made both sides of his pillow warm

[@Karagianis]

2:29 Because dad didn't want to die, if the light's on inside at night it makes it much harder to see the road outside.

[@ToyotaTrucks9]

2:50 that’s me never played never will, just wastes storage.

[@welfworld9886]

Robin: "I'm not even going to remotely try to read this" Germans: 😎

[@mortaxxe7283]

@A G N E Z_________ oh my god what the hell is it with these bots

[@jaco4432]

Guten Tag ich komme auch aus Deutschland

[@Juju-gy5sk]

@Laffy The Frenchie Ganz angenehm

[@jaco4432]

@Laffy The Frenchie ich finde das es sehr kalt ist im moment, wie sieht es bei euch aus?

[@Kid_Cat64]

@A G N E Z_________ So long-a spambot! 🥾💥🤖

[@HoaPham-ub2ye]

Me: *Finally some good fucking laughs*

[@willtogs]

13:04, HONESTLY! I didnt write a depressing poem because I was depressed I wrote it because I felt bad after reading a book.

[@omgtatercat]

Man, I would love randomly getting a dollar every time I sneezed.

[@MHanssen]

2:31 the reason for this is due to that when driving in night time/when it is dark outside it ends up as a distraction aswell as that when your pupils expand to see in the dark and once light hits it they shrink causing you to have worse nightvision for a few moments

[@dogonmainstreethowling]

4:57 this is my favorite meme out of this video because they're laughing at starlord and chris pratt is the actor for starlord so it makes sense lol

[@germansausage7310]

13:16 That's fluffy bread with chocolate and cream in it. It's fucking delicious and don't you dare say otherwise.

[@vanillawaffle7303]

As a German i can confirm that this is a classic

[@heckrum]

otherwise

[@barletproductions]

0:51 then we all hated them for rejecting a Zelda set

[@randomdude9228]

5:15 made me laugh way more than I should have.

[@RadioMan2023]

0:58 top right looks like a Tim Burton movie

[@gunsandroses896]

1:20. Everything is out to get you in Australia. Ice balls, giant boxing rabbit, anyone in a city with a glass jar, milk crates, shoes, vegemite sandwiches or shopping carts, etc.

[@peppermint_8]

6:45 in DELTARUNE chapter 2, you are givin the choice to either hug or rude gesture to ralsei. Ralsei is the most precious soul in the universe, and I always hug, even on my third play through.

[@unXpectedM]

TIL I learned dragging pictures reveal if they are actually PNG or not. Thanks man!

[@Idontfuckingknow553]

The entirety of this video: 30% robin 80% *bloop*

[@guts60]

9:39 I’m trying to remember what this is from. I want to say Solo Leveling, but if it were true then they would all be wearing armor and equipment

[@ChakatStripedfur]

I'm almost 100% positive that is Solo Leveling. And I think they were just wearing clothing, not armor. But yeah, I'm almost certain that's Solo Leveling.

[@ahumanthatexists1468]

4:43 okay I see more than enough people with reactions like "oh no" to that image. Furries raised an incredible amount of money for the place that photo was taken, which if I'm not mistaken, was some kind of children's hospital.

[@Chaotic_Hollow]

Everyone making funny jokes about the countries: *Me who only likes the accents:*

[@agent7498]

Same, just it’s also the languages for me

[@SappyDuder]

11:48 Canadian here, more specifically Newfoundlander Before my province was legally allowed to be settled (it was only supposed to be open for fishing in the spring and summer and then people had to go back home during the colder months as the weather here was very harsh for fishermen) and people from Europe were living here illegally, the natives and the illegal settlers were peaceful and did trade with one another. Once people were legally allowed to settle here, the native people called the Beothuk were being killed en mass by the new people settling. They would kill the men and boys, but kidnap the women and girls and force the ones who survived diseases to become "civilized". The last Beothuk died in the 1800's and it is considered to be a successful cultural genocide. We still have people with Beothuk ancestry (myself included), but the culture is completely dead as we know nothing about it past clothing and a list of words. Then there's the native people who were taken to the Residential Schools and the horrors they faced as that was also an attempted cultural genocide to "kill the Indian in the child" but really it just killed the children. Canada's history is very dark and bloody

[@isanynameavailable88]

Yep it's really sad

[@DeathWishesXOXO]

**going up the stairs behind someone** My pan self: mmm this floor is clean

[@Unknown-xg8mb]

11:36 I guess brown is the most powerful color

[@lxeedye7one662]

This is a meme classic

[@3xTrouble]

Reported the bots, and yes, it is a meme classic

[@nonexistentdelta2438]

yea me too

[@lxeedye7one662]

@@3xTrouble I swear I'm getting more and more bots each day

[@MoronvilleUK]

@@lxeedye7one662 man, I've been here for a while and reporting all of them

[@lxeedye7one662]

@@MoronvilleUK for a week straight I didn't get a single human in my comments just bots

[@CowKirbo]

1:05 to me it's that "oh no" song on tiktok. It makes me want to commit die to everything in a 50 mile radius

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

thats pretty much me and my mom watching her instagram videos

[@Echo81Rumple83]

i've never even taken the EVIL rout in Arcanum when it came out. it's on my bucket list to actually go through that path, now that it's available on GOG and the modding community updated their quality-of-life mods i can't live without.

[@c0l0rsp1k3sideacc]

13:48 O H I HAVE A BURN MARK ON MY FOOT THAT LOOKS LIKE EUROPE BUT WITHOUT ENGLAND- what a funny coinsidence

[@AngelPlayz_II]

4:16 Jokes on you, my best friend *is* my crush!

[@The_Super_Ugly_Duckling]

8:23 Holy- this meme just described my whole life as I know it

[@lordofthechickens3627]

Same bro

[@EmiPlayzMC]

5:00 Me who boils water with the microwave: *"Maybe I am a monster"*

[@mems5766]

But why? Why would you do this?

[@EmiPlayzMC]

@@mems5766 It's easier than the kettle sometimes, lol

[@thesirensystem]

@Phoenix 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚢 PROFILE This is generally how I feel about stereotyped country memes me, a British person: hi Americans why do you literally only say bri'ish, chewsday and innit instead of anything actually accurate, creative and/or funny? Americans: well you say 'Murica still Me: literally nobody has said that in several years over here... Americans: ...... Americans: Bri'ish Me: we literally did nothing to you tf-

[@regnumreq3617]

@@thesirensystem you didnt notice thats a bot that copies comments?

[@sooonaekoo1-5]

haha water goes nuke

[@KrazyKitty]

7:11 Haha! I am way ahead of all of you! I not only sleep in silence, but make an effort to cover up every single light in my room including the tiny light from my laptop charging! And my dad is ahead of us all! Not only does he do all of the above, he sleeps in the basement! Fear my family!

[@insertcoolnamehere6293]

8:12. I saw that one. They just left my country in the blank. Like there's nothing.

[@NCSGaming15]

One of my favorite things about robin is how when he finds a meme he find genuinely unfunny such as a “Reddit moment” or “_____ bAd _____ gOoD” He just says “fuck off”

[@Ammiteur9]

13:14 Ok, so someone was writing in a german accent (not german just how we sound when we try to talk in english) and sometimes they used german words. What they were trying to say was "dear americans and european friends, that's a f**king Schokokussbrötchen (chocolate kiss bun (I guess that would be the translation)) Sincerely the germans. I think there is a sweet in america that is called chocolate kiss but I am not sure if they are actually the same as german Schokoküsse. A Schokokuss is made out of egg white which is surroundet by chocolate and the whole thing is on a little waffle. Some day, someone thought it was a good idea to put that chocolate kiss on a bun and since then the germans seem to like to eat it. Personally I don't really like it.

[@chajas5529]

13:21 The laughter was just freaking killing me

[@TheReal_Pumpkian]

Now that I look at it.. This floor IS really nice

[@Tedx_Records]

Ain't it, tho?

[@TheReal_Pumpkian]

@A G N E Z_________ please leave

[@guts60]

12:05 Obviously 4. Just choose an ant with a long lifespan, like the ones that live up to thirty years, and make it do spy shit

[@super-weegee]

7:12 same bro. No need for background noise

[@gunsandroses896]

5:09. As a Percy Jackson fan, just go read the books. It is so much better than the Peter Johnson movie.

[@Lady_Vortexian]

100% True

[@teslac0il1891]

amen to that

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

7:05 it gives reddit channels a new tittle to not be repetitive

[@irgendein_alex]

13:13 Translation: Dear American and European friends, that's a fricking chocolate kiss/chocolate marshmallow(idk if this word exists, deepL said it) bun(sandwich would fit better). Sincerally, the Germans. Yes, I'm German. (Edit: Forgot last sentence)

[@dirtburger2773]

I was looking for that after I read the comments saying it's good thank you

[@sylverscale]

If you ever happen to have English speaking friends visit, get them a package of Super Dickmann's. Mibe always found them to both hilarious and delicious. 😁

[@irgendein_alex]

@@sylverscale Definitely

[@laurineder9939]

i once saw the flying boat thing irl but forgot to take a picture because it was so amazing to see nature lagging xd

[@sunejansenvannieuwenhuizen9795]

EmKay: dont eat while watching Me: literally just eating popcorn the whole entire time

[@taiusrooney603]

Imagine if Bethesda was tasked with making the world’s physics engine

[@orrinpants]

4:08 - Red pill, I'd buy all of them, but I'd let time take care of the blue pill's ability.

[@koopa802]

0:45 remember THERE IS A AMONG US PEACE

[@sodiumchloride8886]

0:24 instead of lion king, i heard saul goodman

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

my dumbass thought it was avatar the last airbender

[@Z3r0M0D3]

Me on the bus when someone is getting picked up: *looks away* I’m not tracking your location.

[@_gorillazfreakinc._2]

13:05 Sometimes hoofsteps are zebras though. You can't always tell by the sound - Person with EDS

[@runner0233]

5:53 holy shit that's some high IQ shit

[@peppermint_8]

10:32 I also don’t like Spider-Man, but that movie was good.

[@KCROL.]

3:53 and accidentally touching the metal part of the seat belt

[@Mr_Also]

9:47 yoo is that the funny “you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of mars” guy?

[@Phantom-ir1mw]

7:17 background noise makes it hard to sleep for me

[@lilithgrave]

Cold blooded. I wonder what Andrew Garfield thinks of how people view his rendition of spooder man.

[@troodon1096]

The only Spiderman movie I ever saw him in was the one with two other Spidermans (Spidermen?) in it.

[@mjb9k]

4:53 jojo fans: 😐👌

[@subtitlesarecool]

11:10 I got u fam "¿Puedo ir al baño?"

[@lizardthedragon]

Can you?

[@Dumb.aas320]

@@lizardthedragon Puedo

[@TheGlitchyMario]

2:31 I wasn’t told it was illegal. I was just told that it was distracting.

[@the_mando8464]

"Never seen university guards" We have freaking elite rangers out here As guards!😂

[@Crystalline_cos2548]

2:58 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@DravaekLikesCake]

6:41 I played Red Dead Redemption 2's story whilst being as nice as possible like one time I helped a church. sometimes its good to be nice and sometimes its fun

[@terixiann3292]

It's better if you look up when your walking on the stairs. You get to see a really great view.

[@robertdedgjonaj3508]

0:34 goats:i cant break the rule if i dont know them.

[@jwanbesande2734]

How we're about to enter 2022: The first jump scare in Jaws

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

i feel like Robin was having a bad day during this video

[@grantlynn1659]

0:02 oh come on, why everybody gotta hate on Andrew Garfield Spider-Man? He’s not that bad, the movies just went in a weird creative direction. The character himself was not really bad at all. He was definitely the funniest

[@medslovesu]

It's not that, it's because when he tried to save Gwen, Gwen was still falling too fast and hit the ground :(

[@grantlynn1659]

@@medslovesu oh wooosh, I’m dumb

[@asackboyplush6508]

I mean at least he does it properly in no wayhome

[@Irish_Mann]

​@@grantlynn1659 I thought the same thing until I watched the movie

[@MaxV01]

8:58 the internet loves criticizing girls who are just pointing out offensive shit that shouldn't have been said in the first place and its so annoying

[@peskypigeonx]

Yeah if someone says “lol I have a f*cked up sense of humor girls are so offended” don’t believe them, they are probably just a Schrodinger’s Douchebag

[@Cedric_just_animates]

6:42 that's me every time i play a game or a visual novel with the good and bad endings, i always hit the good and never go to the bad ending

[@GisBanana555]

at 13:16 the thing in-between the buns is a thing called crembo. crembo is a chocolate shell filled with whipped cream and a cookie at the bottom

[@Insanebobby]

I write white on black 10:24

[@Tedx_Records]

I'm not first, but I'm here and happy

[@Bushment.]

@Squid Game 🅥shut

[@thenetreaper]

Fortnite is good as a game....... It's the cringy fanbase that makes it a hated game

[@inferlazeboi]

Such a way with words... You must be the messiah

[@isappycracks]

now i see the games are good just the fanbase is bad not you dark souls 2

[@smartpug967]

I wouldn't call it good, just mediocre. But yes, the cringe fanbase does make it hated.

[@themanwithallthewrongopini3551]

It is a sin what they did to masterchief. The only non cringe emote is rapidly pressing the crouch button on a kill.

[@CometEevee]

0:28 Guy: hey little man hows it going Car: ... I seem to be having problems, thanks for asking

[@danielbenarie6756]

5:53 you just saved hours that would have been wasted

[@betabesta3514]

10:52 LOOK. AT. THE. F***ING. MEME

[@Kegoroldaccount]

Lol

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

Olo

[@sai2nay8261]

@@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 feeling

[@DeepwokenThe_Guy]

congrat ur first and not telling any1 bout it

[@Artistoncrac]

13:25 it’s not ice cream its a cream bun which is a type of candy that consists of a waffle base, which is coated with an airy white foam of whipped egg white with added sugar and coated with chocolate. It can be sprinkled with coconut flour. Then it is called coconut bun. The cream ball was invented in Denmark approx. 1800. Did copy this of google? Yes

[@zackhocog6259]

Omg 1:05 is so reliable. Ever since my little sister got tiktok I've been hearing the same tiktok audio and she's still on the same tiktok. The longest she has been on one tiktok is 9 minutes and 46 seconds. If your wondering I used a timer to see how long she took

[@dantetsuken]

With the tram problem at 9:11, people always say, "what if that was an old lady Vs a group of people," I said I would still go for the one person. If they say the one on the top is old that probably means the others are younger and have potential