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[@BuiHieuDong]

The thumbnail is literally how to break every kid's hope in just a second.

[@Dire_Pack]

Well... I'm a "kid" (teenager)... And I'd prefer grapes over... Whatever the hell the original was...

[@lc846.]

@@Dire_Packbasically, a round wafer covered in chocolate

[@auramayu]

@@lc846. not quite, I think, unless I'm miss remembering it, but it's a hollow cholate egg, and with in the space of the egg, there's a yellow capsule with a toy inside, tho you could be talking about the new eggs

[@lc846.]

@@auramayuI know I have eaten those before but forgot how they look, maybe it’s either smooth or crinkly

[@discorde4007]

@@Dire_Pack same grapes are fucking delicious

[@torq3266]

13:11 I had a teacher I hated because she kept blaming me for things I didn't do and kept giving me bad grades; she was picking me out for some reason. So, my 8th-grade brain devised a plan for her and it was absolutely evil and would begin one of the greatest chain reaction I have ever made. The idea was simple. So, in my middle school you would be in a big group of students and that group would go between 4 different classes in the hallway, usually very close by each other, the exception being electives but I had a solution for that. So what I did was that throughout the day I would use the IR blaster on my Samsung S4 in my four core classes to just simply turn the TV on and off. A quick motion, pull the phone out, press the power button, then put the phone back in my pocket. During electives, I would go to the bathroom in that hallway specifically to turn on/off her TV. My goal was to drive her insane and it worked beautifully. She called the electricians on several occasions and every time they told her there was nothing wrong with the TV. Then, I made a mistake, I told two of my friends about it one day after a couple months of doing it. I gave them the app and set it up on their phones. I was out of class the next day for a doctors appointment but the day after, the entire political bubble of the school had morphed. If anyone in the 8th grade hallway was seen with their phones, the phone would be taken to the principal. If it was seen on any other hallway, they were taken by the teacher. For the rest of the entire year, phones were effectively banned. So what happened? Well, on the day I was out, my two friends changed the channel on her TV and put the volume on full blast. She knew something was up then and that she wasn't crazy, so my fun was over. I banned phones in my school for an entire year. And no, I was never caught. My friends weren't caught. Nobody could blame anyone but they could blame the phones.

[@ekSil0]

proof that you can't tell *anyone* about your tricks ever

[@Link_hyaa]

It's fine. You're on youtube. You can tell everybody.

[@-zaz]

You sly devil 👏

[@ekSil0]

@@Link_hyaa Odds are low people in your circulation will find it. You should really only mention it if your days of doing that trick is over though.

[@torq3266]

@@ekSil0 Yeah. This was around 2015 to 2016. I'm well into college now and I'm nowhere near as petty 🤣. Those days are long gone.

[@Just_a_commenter]

Honestly, stealing one of the two batteries from a controller is a pretty tame and petty way to get at someone, but at the same time, it's non-destructive and surely infuriating. I kinda like it!

[@everydaygremlin]

Even worse, replacing one of the batteries with a flat one

[@DANDANDANDANDANDANDANDAN]

I just want free batteries i dont care

[@Bk15729]

@@everydaygremlin And u have to figure out which one works... Oof

[@everydaygremlin]

@@Bk15729 thats the best part

[@Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One]

Every FUCKING time I see your profile picture I take 8d6 psychic damage and instantly die

[@samuelalleman4697]

My dad had a coworker who kept getting his lunch stolen out of the break room fridge and one day he decided to make a sandwich with dog poop in it and he never lost a lunch again.

[@lindapatton4478]

I've read where people put in laxatives, very hot sauce, and other vile things to get the point across. One woman put something in her lunch to catch the thief, and found herself in HR. The woman who was stealing them accused her of trying to poison her. The victim explained the situation, with proof that it was actually her lunch, and HR nodded, said 'Carry on' Proceeded to give the thief a write up. Apparently the thief had been doing this to several people. And the baby doll one made me immediately think of Sid in Toy Story.

[@princekatana8792]

@@lindapatton4478 you can get sued and I think even criminal charges for that. DON"T DO THIS GUYS

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@@princekatana8792 not so simple They would have to prove that your intent was to cause harm to the thief and that you didnt intend to eat it yourself And it would be near impossible to convince a jury to convict someone for this

[@PunakiviAddikti]

@@thatdamncrow9197 That's true. You can't be prosecuted for putting spice or laxatives in your food, but if you put poison in it, you're committing homicide by boobytrapping. You can also be prosecuted if the food causes grievous bodily harm. Feces does count as intentional harm because it can cause fatal E. Coli poisoning.

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@@PunakiviAddikti actual poison is indeed a serious crime As for egregious bodily harm that only applies if what you put in there was not for your own consumption Meaning if it was a spice you meant to consume then your not liable

[@jonesbaxterdam]

2:09 No I get it. He doesn't want to sit next to two people constantly flirting and shit, he just wants to fly

[@puredemon5926]

I'm just curious. I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but why not just ignore them? Either bring something to do or watch a movie.

[@billcipher_natchosans]

@@puredemon5926 but you'll still be able to hear them and stuff tho-

[@vignesh0208]

Sir, sir, your bad seat booking skills doesn't mean I need to accommodate you. I mean seriously it's the duration of a flight, you can afford to sit more than 10cm away from each other.

[@puredemon5926]

@@billcipher_natchosans Headphones. Unless they're obnoxiously making out I just don't see the huge issue.

[@LuckyFoxLin]

I’m sorry, what couples do you know irl that just flirt 24/7 especially on a plane? No one wants to be on a plane it’s miserable even if it’s for a short amount of time

[@toxicq5330]

1:26 that’s how you summon Satan so, they found Satan

[@ecofreak_official]

the worst part about the emt one is now they're distracted if theirs and ACTUAL emergency. since they're looking for someone in pain (who doesn't exist) there could be another person who is now in even more pain due to the distraction.

[@leonardosanchezaguirre2459]

there's an* but seriously, the fact that people literally risk someone's life for a prank is concerning

[@SmeargleStuff]

5:54 I am going to point out how sometimes with speakers (specifically my speakers) when a device connects the speakers automatically turn on and start playing the audio. It is quite annoying for me and I am assuming that is what happened to them which is why they can’t just turn it off.

[@vibaj16]

just unplug them, unless they're battery-powered

[@andreaviles7530]

i love how they use welcome to the black parade to censor the insults

[@mook_butt8037]

12:21 EMT here, I’d be beyond pissed. We get enough calls as it is where people blow symptoms way out of proportion (they think they’re dying from toe pain, or something), that to have someone do something like this would just ruin my month.

[@sammyluvsya1265]

I'm an EMT too. I hope that post isn't true

[@DrakeDragonSpark]

I'd bet it's also illegal too. No different than calling 911 for fake emergencies. While the EMTs were looking for this jackass, someone else could have actually needed help.

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

I haven't been in a physical altercation since high school, but I am 100% ready to skin my knuckles on someone's teeth if I ever knowingly encountered the person who did that. Arrest, permanent record & all.

[@lauriosaurusplayz6028]

awe

[@hy-roller7771]

2:29 reminds me of the movie "Clue" When it was released into theaters they released the movie with five different endings randomly to all the theaters. That means there was probably a lot of arguing when people talked to each other about seeing that movie.🤣🤣

[@NEONY-_-]

Can we just take a moment to enjoy the fact they gave credit to otto as head of security.

[@EmKay]

Otto is best boy

[@Keelinosity]

I always laugh when I see it because my dog is called Otto as well

[@petipeti1235]

Otto Apocalypse

[@markob8934]

@@EmKay hello Otto apocalypse

[@freshfighter9]

11:39 This reminds me of the time (I think) I lucid dreamt, it was a 5 second long sci-fi esque thing, and all that happened was someone tripped and spilled acid all over herself, and some doctors came to get the acid off, then my mind switched to a different topic for a bit, and I thought "at least no one drank it" Then thought "but what would happen if it did" I didn't want it to happen, it was just a hypothetical thought, but then later, it went back to sci-fi thing and someone else ACTUALLY DRANK THE ACID and I obviously didn't wanna witness the aftermath of that, but before it could get to the part with her flesh and guts grotesquely melting and bursting out of her, I woke up, I'm still not sure of whether or not lucid dreamt, but I still find waking myself up on command was pretty cool

[@fallofall1914]

"You aren't welcome here fir Christmas. Grandpa is furious" Robin: "Oh no! Anyway."

[@rieo2700]

4:58 literally all my friends did that when I was getting into anime I actually fell for it once

[@user2C47]

As someone not into anime, I just see a bunch of random text. This is why I avoid anime and anything adjacent to it like the Plague.

[@Souperpizzaboy]

@@user2C47 you have the only good reason to hate anime i respect it

[@nataliegray8019]

I apologize on behalf of all jerks who do stuff like this. Anime is one of the most incredible art forms the world has to offer, no exaggeration. No matter what you're into -- sci-fi, romance, fantasy, comedy, horror, etc. -- I guarantee you an Anime exists to suit your tastes. If you're not into it, though, I truly understand and respect that.

[@JustCade143]

I love that the bleeping out of the cursing is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

[@SiLLy0ne]

6:46 reminds me of the time my cousin told me she feels uncomfortable when someone gets their sleeves wet when washing there hands, so I sent her about a 30 second long video of me running my sleeves under a faucet just because

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

8:01 Robin: Santa's the most powerful mutant in the Marvel universe." Me, who has only seen the movies: *the WHAT*

[@roderickbarrett2855]

I like the fact Robin didn't realize that on r/ found Satan it was a pentagram and the title was more interesting than the pentagram

[@F.xingSimp]

9:00 Yeah, my school does that too. I’ll never understand why because it’s not like I’m doing anything productive with no Wi-Fi anyways

[@alexismyers6053]

14:30 in PA yes, I think a dog can count as a weapon. I asked a police officer this in 12th grade government and I worked at a shelter with the county humane officer for 4 years. They both said dangerous dogs can count as weapons, but that was almost a decade ago and that could have changed by now.

[@Dmazza99]

I live in PA and honestly yeah my dog can be considered an actual weapon

[@alexismyers6053]

@@Dmazza99 my mom used to have a wiener do that THOUGHT he was a dangerous weapon lol

[@Dmazza99]

@@alexismyers6053 idk why but in my area (NEPA) alot of the dogs i see could be considered weapons

[@alexismyers6053]

@@Dmazza99 I’m originally from NEPA, too, and yeah. I worked at an animal shelter when I was a teen and what makes it worse is, people so rarely train their damned dogs.

[@JustinTK416]

Robin: _likes old Mario Bros movie and black licorice_ Honestly, I respect how obscure your tastes are. Either that, or you’re like me and just tend to enjoy things and are hard to perturb. Either way, love how straight up ya are with the the things ya like.

[@jimmyplayz6341]

4:20 Boss: So, How Should We Make Our Game More Advertised? Frisk:

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

0:12 perfectionists will be happy that it is exactly *91°* angle

[@cathynekonin]

1:01 YOOOOOO THAT'S ME! I can finally die happy now

[@Sunfur981]

Why tho?

[@cathynekonin]

​@@Sunfur981"Why not?"

[@Sunfur981]

@@cathynekonin Just to be specific, i’m asking why do you play Mario kart in that way?

[@cathynekonin]

@@Sunfur981 Because it's chaotic and funny

[@fuzzynator2964]

I like how the editor is consistent with censoring Robin with welcome to the black parade now we need a playlist with all videos to listen towelcome to the black parade

[@comradewindowsill4253]

towel come? oh dear

[@LyricTheMusicFox]

Welcome back, I hope everyone on the emkay team had a wonderful break!

[@yarruler2976]

hi

[@Knightess]

1:46 THANK YOU, Robin! Every word you said is true. I thought I was the only one.

[@guts60]

5:50 Once is a funny gag Twice is a prank Three times is a lesson Four+ times is creepy

[@Bedrockpanda-yw2jo]

1:17 Someone at my school swapped out N and B. All fun and games till someone tries to type bigger.

[@shadowrobot77]

EmKay: why are you all mean? me: just stop looking at r/Foundsatan EmKay: *angry EmKay noises*

[@lucygarrett9785]

My school turned off the dinosaur game on all our chromebooks and blocked every single game website. Including cool math. We were all pissed at the start of the year when we found out.

[@Shark_Nom]

1:20 someone should put a bunch of carrot sticks or something into that plate and give it to the friend whose dieting whilst everyone else gets a normal plates with actual chips/fries (whatever you want to call them)

[@t918theblade]

8:45 It’s good enough that Emkay comes back to making videos, but seeing my post on there makes my life complete. Thank you! :)

[@PotterBrony82]

The guy refusing to give up his middle seat was pulling a power move. Guarantee OP there bought isle and window in the hopes no one would buy the middle.

[@Dorvin55]

3:43 ...dude, even I, someone who likes chaos, has to go "dude...wtf."

[@thepiguito]

I want to buy the little plastic babies without my parents knowing and hide them around my house denying knowing how they got here.

[@melodramaticdragon5826]

A few of my old coworkers talked about doing this at work. I ended up leaving before I saw if they ever did.

[@TheDragonFur]

I got to say, my school has taken away the Dinosour game just like that on the cromebooks they give us. I would be surprised that's about to the same thing.

[@ButterFromDiscord]

0:05 honestly playdoh is delicious

[@aaronconway-smyth941]

An Explanation of the EU currency: Euros. The coins at 3:58 are cents used by the EU as far as I can tell. They rank as the lowest of coins ranging from 1- 50 cents. The list is: 1, 2, 5, 10, 20, 50, with the smallest bronze coloured ones being from 1-5, These have stopped being produced as they aren't worth spending the money on producing. There is also 1 and 2 Euro coins, a Euro is equivalent to 100 cents.

[@victorvirgili4447]

11:42 She watched KKHTA, nothing can scare her now

[@BowelSyndrome]

The one guy that misspells Santa in a christmas presentation is going to have a _real_ tough time

[@SlenderManIsGaming]

you probably will never see this comment but I just wanna let you know there are 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it so the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it.. LIKE MAYBE building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the eiffel tower, discovering something that doesn’t exist, or giving a monkey a shower, surfing tidal waves, creating nano bots, or locating frankensteins brain (Its over here!) finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, and driving our sister insane (Phineas!) As you can see, there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall(Cmon perry!) so stick with us cus phineas and ferb are gonna do it all! so stick with us cus phineas and ferb are gonna do it all! (Mom, phineas and ferb are making a title sequence!)

[@ajddavid452]

this is literally the second comment for me

[@jandepaepe4262]

3,59 "are these pence" is probably the most american reaction to seeing eurocents i could have expected form this channel lol

[@bhpsgamingcorner7615]

apparently the hyper-aggressive dog thing would be a lawsuit but not assault (i asked my retired police officer mother)

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

Let's have a big ol' sarcastic clap for the person who deliberately monopolised emergency resources _for an hour_ for the lulz. Gee, you're a real hero, my guy.

[@pinkiepout3749]

1:25 quite literally found satan 😈🤣🤣

[@FroggBoy1]

"Disney can waste a bunch of money on this experiment" Disney right now: *collapsing*

[@lorivaldez4839]

This is gonna be devious but hilarious 😂 Go EmKay go!!

[@_hihi_0.0]

14:40 black licorice reminds me of the time i was really young (like 6 y/o) and we stopped at a gas station. my mom was pumping gas and me and my siblings went into the store. i wanted twizzlers and i got the first licorice i saw. my brothers got their snacks and we left. it was when we were on the road that i realized that i didn’t get twizzlers, i got black licorice. it was fine until i actually tasted it and started crying. as i said, we were on the road and we couldn’t go back and get anything else so i just had to bear with my awful snack. that’s why i don’t like black licorice anymore

[@cheguevara7478]

Oh great, it’s always fun with a new video with Robin

[@kessiniktange8861]

Dude... oí que te mataron!

[@cheguevara7478]

My death was… greatly exaggerated

[@Lou_morris]

No your dead

[@oliverkey1435]

A person from my school built a PICAXE chip device linked to an IR transmitter, and set its frequency to that of various TVs. Basically, built a device where he could turn off people’s TVs

[@FatYoshi619]

Glad you guys are back! ❤️

[@johannsanchocuevas7854]

11:17 My man's breaking the Geneva Convention with this trick

[@apowergso]

I just thought of something truly diabolical after watching this video: So, you know how those clear orbeez are invisible when they're in water... it would be a shame if someone put a bunch of them in another person's cup.... Disclaimer: please don't actually do this IRL

[@felixisdevoted]

too late, my classmate choked

[@lizcameron]

@@felixisdevoted oh no really?!

[@felixisdevoted]

@@lizcameron nope. i was home from school when i saw and typed this

[@apowergso]

@@felixisdevoted 😂🤣😂

[@hereticalcrusader2544]

3:55 they’re arcade tokens, they only work at non-arcade arcade machines. Like in movie theaters and places for children.

[@TheFuriousNightFury]

7:17 I still code on scratch very often. im not super popular but ive made a few cool things

[@Thedogearmyleader]

What your username

[@TheFuriousNightFury]

thefuriousnightfury on there too

[@Thedogearmyleader]

@@TheFuriousNightFury k don’t have a account anymore but il check a few projects out

[@benknight3664]

The Dinosaur game being turned off by people is to prevent you from intentionally disabling your wifi to get out of work and play it.

[@HELLOKITTY11.]

4:16 😭😭🦶

[@blinkenlights]

Ok, but someone has actually made Polybius based off of the urban legend. It's pretty brain melting, 10/10.

[@TagelitoGD]

3:52 pretty sure those are european cents

[@niketsnews]

Yes those are. Op owes/owed €107.

[@charliedulong4704]

8:56 I'm pretty sure that every school is doing it now, every time I loose internet on a district provided Chromebook, I soon become extremely disappointed when I remember that I can't play funni dinosaur game

[@President_Starscream]

"Why is everyone so mean?" Existence is suffering, but we are also driven by a survival instinct, therefore we must make sure others suffer more than we do. Just a hypothesis.

[@Darkoriax17]

1:52 It is a great movie. I watched it with my Dad and I was like “this is fucking crazy. It’s not really “Mario Bros” but you know what. It’s got enough accuracy to pass as some kind of realistic depiction of it.”

[@Anipaper_]

I feel like there is way too many posts about Mario today

[@La-Random-weirdo]

Santa is even more powerful on Christmas Eve

[@helenbooth5109]

1:38 this is r/foundsatan. Get used to it.

[@koishikomeiji1387]

4:40 WHY WAS I ABLE TO TELL THAT PERSON HAD A COTTON COOKIE PFP WITHIN LIKE A SECOND

[@CelestialHart]

I think you can just go to an airlines website and use the conformation number and name of the passenger to update/change their flight. So don't post your tickets online lol.

[@paulmetzgar2604]

If one really wanted to cause chaos with that phone, go to a sports bar during the super bowl, wait for things to get tense, as someone is running to get a touchdown, shut off all the tvs. Watch the chaos ensue.

[@bruddanecessity34]

6:03 Other way around, salt and vinegar pringles are better. Sour cream and onion anything sucks, fight me

[@auramayu]

*punches*

[@RealXpro0000]

Kicks in the everything at the same time

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

"boku no pico de gallo" was funnier to me than most of the memes

[@autisticbaconenjoyer]

NOT THE COTTON COOKIE PFP AT 4:27 THAT JUST MAKES IT WAY BETTER LMAOO

[@ashcan6]

I lost 100 pounds last year. Yeah, I buried her in the desert.

[@animation_enthusiaste2010]

fun fact, in dc comics, santa bypassed all the defenses in apokalypse only to give a present to darkseid, HE DID IT EVERY YEAR, WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT, SANTA IS POWERFUL IN DC AND MARVEL COMICS

[@BioHzrd0010]

4:56 Why is nobody recommending JoJo in this picture? Aren't we known for recommending it incessantly? (And constantly pointing out references, and things that aren't actually references but kinda resemble things that happened in JoJo so we call them references as a joke)

[@jerricaleonard2123]

Because JJBA is nowhere near as messed up as the stuff mentioned in that meme.

[@auramayu]

Because JoJo is a good anime, and them saying that they're a "good person" is sarcastic, and the stuff they recommended was cursed stuff, anyways I hope you enjoyed the vid, have a good day!

[@BioHzrd0010]

@@auramayu ​ Ok, I misunderstood the meme. Other than boku no pico, I thought it was just another one of those "everyone always recommends these few specific anime" jokes. (Maybe with boku no pico being recommended as a joke in itself or something idk) Because I recognized the titles Redo of Healer and Highschool DXD but I've never seen them so I don't know what they're about. I also missed the fact that the person in the meme is the one giving recommendations, not the one asking for them.

[@KyrenaH]

Most of the titles in this picture are porn or nearly porn.

[@TackyKnacky]

Ngl. Cold pizza the in the morning is a culinary bliss that any explanation couldn't do justice.

[@PixelStill]

I want to break into somebody's house and take every working plug, every remote and one lightbulb from every room

[@darrylferguson3622]

5:08 That is the joke- enjoying their suffering

[@lazerlemurGD]

I love how you replaced the censor beep with the infamous g note lmaooooooo

[@VladimirChibuckov]

11:21 Isnt that how Skrypaly family got poisened by the GRU?

[@VladimirChibuckov]

Exatly, past me

[@rainwatering]

as someone in pa, can confirm that we ALL eat cold pizza with no cheese on top. it's sold in every pizza store with no other options, and considered rude (and incredibly frowned upon) if you ask for cheese! it's also actually ILLEGAL to warm your pizza up!

[@tfsoul6384]

I like that if I skip to very specific parts of this video, I can hear The Black Parade by MCR.

[@pablotay122]

9:29 I live in PA. Can confirm. They call it "Tomato Pie" and it's disgusting

[@kirara2516]

Okay, the Biden puzzle swap is pure mad brilliance. I love it! Thanks for the good laugh! xD

[@BlazinMation]

Sees that it’s a *perfect* 91 degree angle Perfectionists: I’ll allow it.

[@close2metvthebluesquare279]

9:24 As someone who lives in PA, I can confirm that I am definitely not the biggest fan of myself

[@Chloe_Pup]

I've watched this 1000 times and my brain still remembers it after 10 days

[@ThePopo543]

4:58 they forgot School Days and Night Shift Nurses 7:26 can also be done with Sandy Marton - Camel by Camel, and with Hi-Fi - All in Fire

[@qopparune]

It’s a PERFECT 91° angle though

[@_HeliumHQ_]

I have been debugging on scratch all day and seeing that one post just made me so happy xD

[@daylemur149]

4:07 if you think about it, it actually makes more sense because whenever kids run out of room to right they just finish the word below the last letter so that's probably where the kid would look

[@sidtheslav]

About the dinosaur game thing- Before my school banned it all kids would do is play it, they would turn off wifi just so they could

[@krychur4956]

"lul here's a 91-degree angle for you perfectionists!" it's a perfect 91-degree angle though.

[@501stt_]

11:24 bro i love the grape ones wdym

[@jackthelocaldumbass]

1:24 "Quite literally" "Quite literally what?" He quite literally found Satan, dear Robin lol

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

those grapes look crisp as hell. honestly, i'd be happy

[@lisaty5937]

Underrated comment.

[@RealXpro0000]

12:51 we got a future entrepreneur right here

[@colinbrown3170]

I've been thinking about the itch. That tingle causing itch , it starts on the head or in the ear and it feels like there's something crawling or chewing. Then the nose , and now your arms and legs feel like there's a bug somewhere. Little tiny feet crawling tickling.

[@stealthbeastgaming]

7:13 "Ggs and i hope you have a itchy feeling on your inside's for the rest of your life" Apparently, if you weld without a welding mask long enough, it horribly sunburns your retina and causes extreme itchiness. To be clear, not your eye, like not the OUTER cornea of your eye. The INSIDE retinal lining of it. Deep inside at the back of your eye where you can't reach it. Sweet dreams.