r/Kamikazebywords | SO TRUE

[@squarity6057]

This is the new: “You’re weak.” “I’m you.”

[@Kyoobur9000]

“You’re weak.” “yeah”

[@cheesethegoose5522]

it was at 666 i ruined it

[@beeb4439]

1000th like :)

[@Feather__]

@@beeb4439 coooool

[@shutupandsleep6728]

E

[@howlerspiritwolf]

"You're not a top or a bottom" "You're 14"

[@ThatControlUser]

*did i stutter*

[@Likeuhbanjo]

"you're a victim."

[@denkikaminari3975]

Yeah 😔

[@ThatControlUser]

@Abdul Rahman Mohammed doesn't make it any less ✨ *illegal* ✨

[@phlutes46]

very true

[@YaBoyUneven]

"There's a kind of a nihilistic equality here where everyone collectively recognizes they're nothing special." This basically describes the whole reddit community and that's why I love it so much

[@SladeVescio-Stanley]

Indeed

[@Ferrari255GTO]

I honestly think i would match reddit quite well except im too lazy and thats why im here

[@tochi6105]

ok nerd

[@YaBoyUneven]

@@tochi6105 Us redditor have no shame or intelligence. That's why you should become one of us. You'd fit perfectly

[@poopconsumer0]

@@YaBoyUneven you just pulled a kamikaze by words

[@toshineon]

"I have autism and even I'm not this autistic" Relatable.

[@insertherealotofeyeemojis2185]

same

[@immagical7036]

Indeed (im autistic lol)

[@randomfish2054]

Yep (also autistic)

[@SBEEVEE]

Relatable

[@AngryProtoBoi]

I make this judgement way too often these days.

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

I once said "Your IQ is lower than the respect I have for myself" is that a kamikazebywords?

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

yep

[@theairisamagician830]

oof size: mega

[@bukitcengkeh1]

Damn I'm gonna use this one

[@Wilbyheh]

what if you have a lot of respect for yourself though

[@theairisamagician830]

@@Wilbyheh hmm

[@eemzydemzy3072]

r/kamikazebywords: destroying the enemy by destroying oneself.

[@Epsilon-Eleven]

@Orchid Day No, eemzy's right. Kamikaze pilots destroyed enemy ships by crashing their own planes into them. That's where the idea comes from.

[@dillandasilva3594]

And that's how it ends

[@mimicskull8589]

When you are your enemy

[@joelhoon1707]

Mainly it's just Martyrdom drop a live grenade when killed

[@broken_demond513]

Yep, just like me when it comes to roast battling! :)

[@sunflower_aefer]

I can't even blame that Reinhardt, those poor bastards go through a lot

[@JohnYakooza]

Btw the person who post that tweet is a popular tf2 content creator, and funny thing is I think he's like 23 and still live with his mom and dressed up as gwilled cheese on camera

[@thegodotcat]

@@JohnYakooza gwilled cheese uwu

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

@@thegodotcat furry grilled cheese

[@theharmonicaloser9323]

What in the god damn is this reply section?

[@beeb4439]

The human above one is speaking factual information.

[@Mr.Man1435]

I got called a “bob” one day and that hurt more than being called fat.

[@oger3225]

Why does this make sense

[@davieholt4742]

Getting called the cat from animal crossing isn't bad, have you ever seen Bob?

[@piyushsharma3991]

@@Purple_pot8o good for you dude.

[@namepending2300]

bob

[@AStrangerInTheObjectCommunity]

bob is good though. It's like the best thing ever

[@daarhills]

If this entire subreddit was summed up by one meme, I’d say “damn, double homicide” would fit well

[@unusual_sandwich]

True

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

this sub is a series of consecutive homicide-and-suicide cases

[@THE_funnyalt]

‘when you have two adversaries, it is always a double homicide’

[@RandomandStuffidk]

I'd say "I won, but at what cost?"

[@Nimatoir]

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" No, you're 14

[@nolifestudios4328]

You have as much originality as me. And I follow minecraft building tutorials on houses.

[@Nimatoir]

@@nolifestudios4328 ik. I literally stole this. Are you trying to end up on this sub or smth?

[@Nimatoir]

@@FC_ULTIMATE When it's a good meme, it was most likely stolen. Most people know this already

[@panickbee]

@@Nimatoir LMFAOO

[@theeguy9022]

@@FC_ULTIMATE nah its one the best to admit you stole even better if you give the source

[@EvanBear]

The male equivalent of Karen is Kevin but where Karen is intentionally rude and ignorant Kevin is just kind of an idiot. It's not his fault, he's just... Kevin.

[@smoltheaternerd2105]

But what about Karen's husband Chad?

[@EvanBear]

@@smoltheaternerd2105 Chad is like the stereotypical jock whereas Kevin is more the class clown. Know what I mean? Chad's a dick and full of himself but he's not as clueless as Kevin and not quite as off the rocker as Karen. He's the guy to brag about how much coochie he got, Kevin's the guy who makes jokes about how much coochie he didn't get. They're two different kinds of people. Btw, Kevin and Chad can both be female and Karen can be male, the insults hit much harder when used on the opposite sex.

[@smoltheaternerd2105]

@@EvanBear I-- You actually took the time to type that out and I respect it.

[@HiImErick]

kevin home alone

[@lord__pasta]

More like bore ragnorok

[@Sky-tf5io]

I'm not a top or a bottom I'm a person trying to get through life everyday without losing my mind.

[@darling1063]

You good? You wanna,like,talk about it?

[@Sky-tf5io]

@@darling1063 no, i'm fine

[@thewholecircus]

@@Sky-tf5io I know you aren't, you never are. Trust me I know.

[@Sky-tf5io]

@@thewholecircus I'm in a good mood now, so I am actually fine

[@thewholecircus]

@@Sky-tf5io Well, if you want to talk about it, it's okay. Good days are good though, enjoy it

[@_smallmac_]

Those insults are more creative then the reason my dad left

[@naegabyeonhae8751]

ouch

[@fluffyflyer773]

Yikes

[@zin724]

yoUCH

[@v4mpyy.]

Now THATS what I call Yikes

[@buckets1623]

Was it for milk or cigarettes?

[@Fairydragon-]

"im a Top" "Im a Bottom" in reality "Im a Lone"

[@shim64]

im asexual (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[@unusual_sandwich]

This subreddit is 10x funnier than the others(in my opinion) because the people on here have no problem with roasting themselves. It's like playing Russian roulette with a nuke.

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

Russian Roulette rigged to the big red button

[@ashtonhouran2210]

​@@isaacmayer-splain8974not as rigged as my own face. My own reflection would be shocked by the way I turned out!

[@ama-the-weeb]

Unnecessary Fun Fact: The word kamikaze actually is a combination of two Japanese words, kami (神) and kaze (風). Kami means holy or god, and kaze means wind. So the literal translation of the word is "God's wind" or "holy wind". Or maybe its referring to how the kamikaze pilots would go see god as fast as the wind, idk

[@strongboyo7602]

The name kamikaze come from the mongol invasion of Japan, where a big ass storm destroyed the entirety of the incoming mongol fleet

[@ama-the-weeb]

@@strongboyo7602 I didn't really know the origins of the word, I just noticed the two words in it (I'm learning Japanese)

[@eddiecowen2624]

Actually kamikaze originated as how two tsunami halted the Mongol invasion of Japan however the meaning transformed to it's ww2 translation

[@Potat941]

Huh. Learned something today.

[@watsoncouch3800]

Suicide prevention hotlines would be pretty useful back then

[@blackthrone6976]

"Kyles and Bobs" and with that, EmKay has offended all Scottish males...

[@savannahwtge]

as a scottish male, yes.

[@tallons.2140]

@KYLE MORROW my guy your subscribed to gay furry comics

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

@@tallons.2140 that’s an insult how?

[@IronPavlo]

@@tallons.2140 As long as he is polite I don't give a damn.

[@ceu160193]

@@IronPavlo Yeah, we don't judge people for having weird fetishes.

[@mephone4irl]

Robin talking over these makes these types more entertaining to watch

[@Dynamite_Articus_Ram]

No birb man is his name

[@WQW3808]

302 likes but 2 comments wow But yes

[@youguddudig1829]

Tru

[@Diamond_sleeps]

Ok please tell me were you got your pfp cuz I'm into dreamcore

[@hyper-revenge-sio]

14:11 I'm so dumb, I was listening to this while writing and was like "woah, I gotta see this charm real quick because I just gotta" without knowing it was DBD, but it was such a pleasant surprise tbh

[@Takejiro24]

How am I just NOW finding about this subreddit? This is the self-deprecation I live for!

[@pk_aura682]

Top? Bottom? Dude I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed all to myself. Not sure how sex fits into owning a bunk bed tho...

[@bigboo8292]

Bunk bed owner here. It won’t but that won’t be a problem for me.

[@jackmooney2816]

@@bigboo8292 me neither

[@lonelyronin2428]

@@bigboo8292 i have a bunkbed. My sister moved out, so the big bed on the bottom is for sleeping, the top bunk is the couch with blankets and pillows, and is also for snack storage. Also, bottom bed folds into a real couch, so top bunk is also for sleeping. I also hung a sheet around the front, so a small room on the bottom, bed/ couch on top. Great for movies, sleeping, and petting your eldery dog as he snores.

[@jackmooney2816]

@@lonelyronin2428 That's awesome

[@SeeMeRowan]

It’s about where you have it on the bed, so your bunkmate doesn’t get pissed that you kept rocking the bed when they were trying to sleep. Or you could do it on purpose to annoy them I guess

[@BannerMirror501]

And now for an F in the chat for all the people whom have been destroyed by these words.

[@im_tired1439]

F

[@moonlight-zj5qo]

F

[@smoltheaternerd2105]

F

[@Setitoffrules]

F

[@Ky8_]

F

[@synomiboo9127]

I will enter the sea of comments at it's lowest point, 19 seconds in. I will now forever be submerged.

[@Tr0lliPop]

No, not on our watch. Hold on to my like!

[@HillBilly_Urbex]

for me you are the 3rd comment

[@Tr0lliPop]

seeing this comment get 39 likes in the span of 39 minutes makes me feel both very proud and oddly satisfied by the 1 to 1 ratio of minutes and likes

[@CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve]

Hes been submerged.

[@AzRill5]

I am a dolphin here to keep people in the sea of comments company

[@chrispycrint]

I love this subreddit, specifically because you can’t really give a “one up” reply to these comments in an argument. It’s like an instant one move win.

[@LizzieShiro]

“Wonder if he’s doing okay.” He got married, so… yeah, he’s doing great.

[@TwentySixth_]

As soon as robin said the ps5 controller was the best I started to take a shower you know it's bad if you see a smash player take a shower

[@tk_rocketman1904]

I’m a bottom alright A bottom of the barrel human being

[@shanemorris3554]

When guys assume I'm a bottom haha! Nah actually I'm pretty alright and I'm a great top from what I'm told haha

[@broken_demond513]

@@shanemorris3554 Of course... you are a bottom.

[@shanemorris3554]

@@broken_demond513 because of that whole "the best tops are bottoms" thing?

[@ethanl3199]

Fbi:nice save

[@thechurchofdorime9769]

That’s what Robin looks like, he looks like a male Ellen degeneres

[@chatella_nutella9017]

Oh gawd wherever you are, whoever you are, know that your corpse is about to be eaten

[@peetscoffeelover]

Why do I agree with this

[@kittycatcaoimhe]

Honestly he looks like me as an egg

[@idislikemints]

@@chatella_nutella9017 this is concerning.

[@chatella_nutella9017]

@@idislikemints what is?

[@HugeHaddock]

I'm super into Greek mythology and history so the way he pronounced Socrates gave me a chill.

[@elbr3376]

I love for some of these the two people just kinda end with a mutual respect for eachother as they both acknowledge the delivery

[@InsanePigeon]

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" I'm alone.

[@barelyrayssa9808]

I'm a disappointment

[@A.V-878]

I'm stupid

[@user-je1wu7mc7h]

you all have anime pfps

[@InsanePigeon]

@@user-je1wu7mc7h weebs are drawn to eachother in the wild

[@saulgoodman7966]

I'm a failure

[@ACTION2234]

Well I can certainly say that this is my favourite subreddit. It resonates with me on a personal level. Hope to see more so I can add those gems into my personal treasure trove of self deprecating humour. Cheers.

[@antonjones4879]

I remember once someone said to me after a test "your so stupid you got the same score as me" He didn't realise why i cracked up laughing for a good 5 seconds

[@joshmattingly8056]

Somehow this is the most wholesome and self aware subreddit I've ever seen. XD I love it! Edit: That DBD one made me genuinely lol

[@LastMegaMan]

my favorite response to the "did your mom" crowd was something like "so you're a necrophile then." this was always funny to me because this could be kept up until they ran out of steam.

[@szymciogaming8407]

people who think corona is fake, then they have reaction time of my 3 year old brother, weak nerves of my mom, brain of my Grandma with Alzheimer and behaviours of me, who has Autism and ADHD.

[@unusual_sandwich]

This man not only brought down himself and a part of the population but also his entire bloodline

[@aidangreene2610]

I also have autism and ADHD, although apparently I perceive more than most people without it, as I'm able to explain very clearly what something is (usually the topic being furries after someone tells me to kill myself after learning I am one) yet they're as stubborn as flat earthers in their beliefs.

[@RXQexe]

"I'm a top" " oh I'm a bottom" boiii!!! IM THE WHOLE FREAKING BAGEL!!! 🥯🥯🥯🥯

[@acebair957]

My friend is sexually attracted to bagels. Want me to send them your way?

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

​@@acebair957Good for you, but my friends aren't that weird. And they make cannibalism jokes while I sit there laughing my ass off. That and they're four times as quirky as I am.

[@kittenbomb1783]

Martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed

[@zozupskystar8639]

Why hasn't there been more videos about this subreddit? This subreddit is hilarious and amazing!

[@onateri180]

“That controller is probably the single best console controller ever made” GameCube controller: am I a joke to you

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 176 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@hellothere2052]

Bot

[@mcchickenboiga6239]

Dude stop

[@roguebanana2683]

I can agree with you man

[@awesomestyles]

Not a bot.

[@soupersoaker]

They actually have over 1k+ comments on this channel

[@AshenRJ]

Robin: frick Also Robin: *A S S H O L E*

[@bossinater43]

The fact that you hear one on TV and never the other means there is a huge difference between a*shole and f*ck.

[@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383]

Man, I love this kind of SubReddit because the burns feel more potent since the ones who cast it have nothing to lose. XD

[@Alalx-g8g]

“WhY dOeS hE gOt FeEt FoR a PrOfIlE PiC” Says the man with a hand for a pfp

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

You could have just typed that without CAPITALIZING A BUNCH OF RANDOM LETTERS For crying out loud learn grammar before you say something about something/ someone else

[@toukatouka3479]

@@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz…isn’t that a way of noting sarcasm or something? In Internet speak at least?

[@Schrodingers_kid]

5:12 Same. I had brain trauma as a child,then I hit back of my head on the brick wall so hard that some bricks chipped and I'm still not nearly as stupid,as they are.

[@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257]

Why don’t people call male Karens “Darens”? It makes perfect sense!

[@nova_apex9864]

no its dans

[@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257]

@@nova_apex9864 and I assume that you call Karens “Kans” too?

[@nova_apex9864]

@@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257 no its karens and then its dans its so e a s y

[@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257]

@@nova_apex9864 wow you’re the first person who didn’t read my name

[@nova_apex9864]

@@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257 what is the 123 for

[@songohan3321]

I love this subreddit. When you sink the ship you are on just to kill the captain.

[@IGNWv44]

Notis suck, i got this in recommended before notis

[@Nocturaine]

same

[@legofan5653]

R3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@-TheDoctor-]

People need to use Wheatley's "You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage" quote more in these It fits so damn well

[@テイラー-x3e]

i’m surprised it was a Reinhardt that laid that on you, they’re usually so pure

[@e.r.i.n_]

Doing this irl is a great technique for introverts to avoid contact

[@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383]

WTF man don't just reveal our self-defense technique like that. I already am ugly and uncharismatic, I don't want people to think I am doing it on purpose. XD

[@e.r.i.n_]

@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 On purpose or not, it keeps them away ;)

[@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777]

✨Wow even more ways to become unlikeable ✨

[@e.r.i.n_]

@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777 Exactly~!

[@rolanddeak1760]

Holy crap this subreddit is genious... 1 minute into the video and I already like it. Please more r/Kamikazebywords, this is brilliant

[@unknownentity8532]

My new favourite subreddit

[@theomni1012]

3:28 *slams table* I AGREE It honestly just makes sense, I think they tried a little too hard making it look high tech, but they layout is great, and i like it.

[@hemlockolympic]

14:10 As a Dead by Daylight fan, I can tell you that you cannot click the comments on one of their twitter posts without at least one of the top 3 comments being something whiny.

[@gabrielrochau4941]

Emkay: I am factoring in all of the Xbox controllers for my decision. Me: Your decision is WRONG

[@PyryKorh]

Yeah. Everyone knows joycons are the best because of the HD rumble feature.

[@kinorris1709]

Seriously, I ain't one to fuel a console war, but the placement of the D-pad and LS on Xbox is objectively better than the D-pad and L3 on playstation. Your hand is better positioned to switch between the two when the movement stick is further forward than it, as the D-pad is often a quick tap then back to movement. Suddenly stretching your thumb like that is bad for your hand. I tried holding both controllers in an optimal position, and not only did I find that the PS controller straight up isn't good for your left thumb when playing any game where you might use the D-pad more than once a minute, but It's worse for dudes who don't have small hands. Looks are only minor. The positioning of the sticks is lower on playstation, so moving your thumb to hitting the face buttons (the right hand side buttons) is harder on playstation than Xbox, cos there is more distance and your thumb is positioned worse. The overall shape and layout of the xbox controller is better for not screwing up your hand. The triggers are slightly better on PS, but that's it. Looks (subjective) and 2 buttons that are the easiest to use anyway.

[@sharko2517]

me who is learning about kamikaze pilots and poems related to it in english: yes yes i understand edit: i’m in year 8 is it normal i’m learning this now? i’m even doing an assessment on it soon edit 2: i switched classes so i only did part of the assessment before half term and i didn’t have to finish it (i also do Spanish instead of french now)

[@jpspotscars5421]

GCSE year 10 english by any chance?

[@sharko2517]

@@jpspotscars5421 well i’m in year 8 but since time is going fast i might as well be except im stupid

[@AaronHayes2901]

@@jpspotscars5421 yes.

[@jpspotscars5421]

@@sharko2517 well nothing really changes you just get taller

[@grand7965]

Man I remember that one. Good luck in the exams man.

[@tony-te7gd]

Can we just note how showing your face online is actually just dumb, and an excellent way to make sure everyone knows who you are.

[@pvzprime187]

I'm pretty sure the two things you said there contradict

[@tony-te7gd]

@@pvzprime187 making sure everyone can know who you are is dumb so no

[@hairohukosu433]

Then factor in facial recognition technology and yep, pretty much.

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

@@tony-te7gd Well no one would care enough about me so it's ok..

[@tony-te7gd]

@@mirzahamzabaig5667 I guess, but trust me that might change every quickly as soon as you piss someone off

[@francofernandes2006]

This kinda reminds me of the time Papa Franku attacked the "this character is smart, because they have classes" trend with "Well, I wear glasses and I'm a fucking dumbass, so I don't see your point." We miss you, Frank.

[@kratos_benjamin]

Took me 10 minutes to realize that kamikaze by words was when one of them humillites himself to humilliate the other one, confused it with suicidal by words

[@thesianglider2894]

I just realized the subscribe animation the editors use is actually unsubscribing and then turning on notifications.

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

Dear God...

[@demosmemebrewery9916]

i noticed it long before

[@thesianglider2894]

@@demosmemebrewery9916 cool

[@ambipan]

@@demosmemebrewery9916 good for you

[@Tookyatoast]

@@demosmemebrewery9916 same

[@cadaver4985]

Kamikazed by worlds is more relatable for me than Me IRL

[@grellsutcliff8186]

Shouldn't you be behind the bar my dear friend

[@mr.nightmarionne1366]

If this was Kamikaze by worlds, then we'd all be dead.

[@Goh._907]

As a redditor myself, this hits harder than the belt

[@kcnoel5270]

While watching this I’m on my couch with the tv on, no one’s home, and a mouse casually took a stroll across the room in front of me. It was really cute, but Biddy (cat) is nowhere to be found, Millie (cat) doesn’t do mice, Finn (cat) is out galavanting in the forest, and Rylee (dog) is right there but blind. Please send help for my soul

[@Reac2]

I'm a top. I'm a power top. I'm a very high stamina top. I can spin for like 5 minutes on an even surface.

[@duck508]

IF I'M GOING DOWN... YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!! -Some Japanese kamikaze pilot

[@bukitcengkeh1]

I mean that is true

[@duck508]

@@bukitcengkeh1 Imagine a duck dual weilding a Thompson gun which shoots venomous bullets

[@bukitcengkeh1]

@@duck508 oh I'm imagining that

[@duck508]

@@bukitcengkeh1 lmao just imagine the duck running around shooting everything and anything and is just wrecking havoc

[@bukitcengkeh1]

@@duck508 I cannot be wielded by mortals but you are worthy of wielding me

[@tobinshank8272]

We’ve got Karens Becky's and Deborahs. For males we have Kyle's and darens

[@piyushsharma3991]

And Kevin's.

[@kianvulcan3733]

@@piyushsharma3991 bobs and maxs too tho.

[@mabus4910]

3:40 Stahlflittchen is the best user name I ever heard.

[@elfmonster1476]

And tragic as it might be... Two years later, Tumblr is among the best social media sites around, thanks to the Luigi strategy: Do nothing, while the others make critical mistakes.

[@josephisherelol5302]

"CRITICAL HIT!" "USER TOOK REBOUND DAMAGE"

[@joannamysluk8623]

10:39 That's just me in Italy. I can't look at a restaurant menu without seeing "Tartaglia" on it.

[@pixelized_cloudz7802]

The fact I just learned about the Kamikaze in WW2 in Social Studies made me a bit scared-

[@curseds0ldier]

@Adrian Clark "Hans! We ran out of ammo!" "My time has come"

[@jakepullman4914]

You don't have to be scared, it rarely happens anymore and you're probably not a very valuable target.

[@awoowie_nate]

7:13 "ah yes,it is big brain time"

[@ourlordandsaviorramen9546]

1:25 "I have autism and even I'm not this autistic" Omg I'm going to use that now

[@pizzaman9860]

dude dont use that, i dont want u feeding into ableism, ok?

[@CptWrenchbender]

I have to say, I love that I can tell you are clapping in a circle for a "round of applause."

[@mikryan5846]

Was 99‰ atheist, now 100% just incase we get transformers

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

I would love to get killed the crossfire of an anciant alien civilization.

[@shanemorris3554]

If you're not 100% atheist wouldn't that make you agnostic?

[@mikryan5846]

@@shanemorris3554 no agnostic means you believe in something, just don't know what it is

[@user-zg4dx2sw3y]

@@mikryan5846 b ghost behind Bhagat bhhgh bhhgh bhhgh 8

[@user-zg4dx2sw3y]

B Bill b9but j hijinks

[@picklesthewise]

That intro insult was the gamer equivalent of the final 8 mile battle 😂😂

[@sevilleandcoarthouse2960]

This subreddit hurts me more than my father leaving me....

[@probabletragedy]

4:45 I had a physical reaction to this voice which caused me to spill a substantial amount of my melon flavored beverage. What have you done.

[@weaver10000]

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" No, you're fourteen

[@artsy._.littleshorts7721]

To the one person that disliked the video, did you click the wrong button?

[@vukkostic8680]

To you with that name did you choose a wrong name?

[@smoltheaternerd2105]

@@vukkostic8680 They made a lot of bad decisions. Their username is the least of all.

[@mrchickinman9984]

My name on all platforms is MrChickinMan, but even I know when not to comment on anything when my name is based on an app for people with the iq below mine

[@Epsilon-Eleven]

@@mrchickinman9984 TikTok is literally just Vine 2.0. And the content it shows is based on what you specifically look for, so if you're seeing videos for stupid people (instead of, like, Bill Nye's TikToks), well...

[@mrchickinman9984]

@@Epsilon-Eleven vine was and will always be far superior to tiktok. at least vine limited you to 6 seconds so you couldnt pretend to have a seizure and consider it dancing.

[@FlatlineSB]

Top or bottom bruh I’m gonna be like all the “quirky kids” on KZbin and somehow be a middle

[@shanemorris3554]

It's called vers you uncultured swine! 😜

[@shanemorris3554]

There's also sides but that's a whole other ball park

[@Rat-man600]

🦎🦎🦎🦎 Geico 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance🦎🦎🦎🦎

[@mrchickinman9984]

therapy can save you 30% or more on suicidal thoughts. but do we do it? no. because theres always a better way out. 💀💀 this is a joke, karen

[@Rat-man600]

@@mrchickinman9984 what...ngl this funny tho

[@traviscrumbey7969]

He really just thought the loop on the back of the phone was a wedding ring

[@deliciousfry6414]

If you ever feel like you are stupid, I once saw a person who asked how many gallons a two gallon gas can can fill

[@ashurad_fox5991]

6:19 my first name is Kyle, and being associated/compared to the name "Karen" is a living nightmare. And that's real bad, even comparing it when I looked at the mirror. And try to understand what my life choices led me, up to this point in my life.

[@haiiooo3858]

My dearest apologies, Kyle

[@BladeOfDespairr]

My dearest apologies, Kyle

[@angrymango9580]

My dearest apologies, Kyle.

[@eggmuffin3742]

I watch Emkay sooo much i even guess there names before they say them and always get them right.

[@sleepyychuu]

I can too, it isn't that hard-

[@fzl.aep_1]

It's really easy

[@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H]

7:27 I feel this man, I understand him 100% can relate

[@aedan9227]

Lol

[@Protogenreconunit]

I can also relate to him

[@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H]

@@Protogenreconunit fello proto

[@Protogenreconunit]

@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H protos for the win

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

So basically… Murdered by words = wrecking the person Kamikaze by words = wrecking you and the other guy

[@Vantainium]

3:27 some random 3rd party controller you’ve never heard of: “Pathetic.”

[@thegamingknight642]

I'm hearing a lot of madworld's announcers here. Kreese: Jack nailed that guy faster than...uh.. Howard: than WHAT!? K: I was thinking of someone who nailed your ex wife but there are too many to choose from. H: should we get a phonebook?

[@Jan-ue5fk]

PewDiePie’s profile pic is a pair of legs because he doesn’t have any

[@being7310]

1:15 I also have autism and my sister texts like that and i hate it

[@thetaxman2955]

The beauty of r/Kamikazebywords is that no one can insult you back since you insulted yourself. Genius

[@maksimal3498]

This is my new favorite subreddit

[@YunoLikesTalking]

8:01 Literally had to pause the video for a second to process that.

[@godly4141]

Fun fact: Someone could be in your closet and you wouldn’t know until you open the door

[@NStripleseven]

Wh... what

[@godly4141]

@@NStripleseven :)

[@hanssperrfeuer8656]

1:46, but isn't everybody on twitter not having sex?

[@jellylive6344]

“And I’m an entire dipsh*t” sums me up in 5 words or less.

[@Ophalcharriz]

The Genshin Impact Childe reference that Chongyung pfp person with the ship name Kaebedo got me lol