r/Technicallythetruth | lobsternomics

[@RTDelete]

Fun Fact: people don't actually see you, they only see the light reflected of you, technically, no one has ever seen you

[@coughcough8211]

or have u seen anybody

[@peepeepoopoodoodoohead]

good I'm ugly

[@guamuchiru]

well.... it is very confusing hahaha but eyes only "see" light, so there is nothing more to see besides the light reflected on you.

[@baddiecilla420]

Great! I always wanted to be invisible!

[@R_i_t_s_u]

IM NON EXISTING YAY

[@urmomg4me833]

petition for jack "hey guys it's snack the jack that smiles back"

[@tailpig6417]

It's back, the jack that smiles snack

[@urmomg4me833]

@@tailpig6417 It's back the snack that Jack's back

[@urmomg4me833]

@just do it ?

[@Parthgamer123]

@@urmomg4me833 its a bot

[@eyemoisturizer]

bames nond’s having a stronk

[@ch4rlesentertainmentcheese]

I just love how jack made a goldfish his rival. It's just so random. And beautiful.

[@memetech-]

@@melissa5553 STOP

[@lily1537-y4u]

uh oh

[@manyack3630]

IT'S TIME TO STOP

[@mem7562]

nooo darwind don't do it

[@quinnception631]

that may or may not be my fault

[@lilharm]

5:44 the joke is that once the find the pen, they no longer looking for it, therefore if you set it on the table and they find it immediately, that was the last place they looked

[@Thatwasademo]

This doesn't actually work in this particular case because the first reply was "the last place they'd look", as in "the last place they *would* look". Items are always in the last place you *actually* look, but there's frequently another place you *would* look that you just didn't because you didn't need to.

[@DolusVulpes]

@@Thatwasademo but they wouldn't look for it anywhere after they've found it, which means once they find it there are no longer any places they would look for it because they don't need to look for something they've already found. After all, they said the last place they would look, not the last place they would think to look.

[@neuratlas]

@@DolusVulpes the last place that they *would* look is different than the last place that they would *think* to look

[@DolusVulpes]

@@neuratlas that's exactly my point.

[@neuratlas]

@@DolusVulpes i replied to the wrong person

[@MinegamerIsBored]

Technicallythetruth, the best kind of truth ever

[@spottedshoebill7207]

Truly the best truth.

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

It’s only technically true though

[@goldensun1167]

Yup

[@Delta01837]

Well that’s the truth

[@memetech-]

Yeah

[@stardf29]

As a Christian, I’d just like to say that I believe you can conduct communion by serving everyone grape jelly-filled doughnuts.

[@Thinking-OutLoud]

I might actually go to church if that happened

[@emilybell6691]

That might make me go back to church😂

[@ZLT_90]

Wait until you hear about what the old people do before church every Sunday. They eat jelly doughnuts and coffee for an hour before the service starts

[@goosie6299]

Id still be athiest. as an atheist i can be racist to all religions! woo hoo!!!!!!!!!

[@insaincaldo]

@@goosie6299 You can't actually. You can discriminate all you want and you can be a racist all you want, but you can not be racially incentive towards a social-cultural system of designated behaviors, practices, morals, beliefs and worldviews.

[@snivee2525]

Jack can hit such a high note Micheal Jackson's "hee hee" can not compete

[@volaralex1235]

@You have to know should I trust ur link?

[@volaralex1235]

@@melissa5553 WHY MY COMMENTS

[@Toouket]

@@volaralex1235 never ever click the links from those youtube bots, worst case scenario its a malware, and best case scenario it leads you to a NSFW site

[@volaralex1235]

@@Toouket that's true

[@memetech-]

@@melissa5553 S T O P STOP SPAMMING

[@Ridlay_]

The kid saying “No.” on a test as an example of a risk actually just blew my mind. Like, wow, he just outplayed the teacher in two freaking letters. Also I don’t get the monospace one, the original meme.

[@avicennaren1053]

A risk he is willing to take even if it means getting expelled

[@vykx88]

4 spaces together makes one big space

[@Ridlay_]

@@vykx88 Wow really that simple? Hm.

[@insaincaldo]

@@avicennaren1053 Just how many layers of teacher having a bad day are you expecting for trolling your teacher, on what seems to be early classes homework?

[@willhendrix3140]

@@vykx88 Aww, I thought it was a formatting tip that in reddit you could get a monospace font if you used four spaces. Now I'm just disappointed :(

[@EmiPlayzMC]

Wow I did not know Jack could go so high-pitched-

[@petorasuke]

He sounds like a kettle

[@The_Tornado]

I was wearing headphones and now my ears are dead

[@Moriko73]

@@The_Tornado you'll hear mosquito-ish eee for the rest of your life :]

[@memetech-]

@@melissa5553 im replying al all 253 of your replys to STOP YOU!!

[@adumbfurry7036]

His Timmy’s Dad impression is TOP NOTCH!

[@TeslaMaster2]

Damn, Jack can hit notes higher than Lexi when she's looking at r/eyebleach...

[@scientificallyaccuratespino]

I bet Lexi’s not reaching her ultimate power!

[@cryptos7002]

Lexi can go higher but they won’t let her

[@voidsoul8373]

you’re wrong, her throat won’t let her

[@cryptos7002]

@@voidsoul8373 I didn’t say what “they” was

[@jebbsredemption]

@@cryptos7002 "THEY" is the transphobes that call Lexi a guy.

[@M3ltedicicle]

“Name a state that doesn’t have an A in it” “Denial” “That has an A in it though” “No it doesn’t”

[@alagrupinder]

Underrated comment

[@thelegendaryascendingdrago4428]

The reason behind the "It's always the last place they look" is because if the detective found it, they wouldn't need to look for it anymore.

[@GogiRegion]

You basically just copied the comment that confused him.

[@maninthechair6033]

The LAST place they looked is where it is therefore it was the last place he looked

[@erinbednarzyk1833]

Also the state without a name is Oregon

[@thelegendaryascendingdrago4428]

@@erinbednarzyk1833 There's also Wyoming.

[@goldenwarrior1186]

@@erinbednarzyk1833 Don’t all states have a name?

[@SamuraiPipotchi]

3:35 For anyone else that didn't get the joke: Hull is where the guy lives. He wrote his answer on the fruit, meaning he used a fruit to show where he lives.

[@ArsenalTheProtogen]

but its funny how he tried to turn it into alabam

[@chlorocombatant9803]

I thought it was Hulbury at first. But that's a pokemon town

[@Isakube]

@@chlorocombatant9803 hey you never know

[@limpbacon0028]

I get too bored looking at reddit myself so i watch you cause it always makes it better

[@memetech-]

OMG 3 TO 4 BOTS IN ONE COMMENT

[@KevinTyler123]

​@@memetech-There aren't any bots now.

[@MikuYippee]

Can we just get a moment to appreciate how funny Jack is

[@teinmeizeshi5209]

6:19 "People die when they are killed." is a reference, an infamous example of sentences taken out of context.

[@ethanwetherald6711]

I am also proud of my ability to play the guitar really badly

[@memetech-]

OMG 3 BOTS

[@MemePog]

😂

[@Amanda-zn7ox]

RAISIN BREAD IS JESUS! XD As a Catholic/Christian, I find it hilarious!

[@alchemysaga3745]

5:40 If you genuinely don't get it, Jack, they're making a joke about 'putting it in the last place they'd look,' with 'the last place they'd look' being left undefined, and thus being wherever the agent looking would look last. The other person was pointing out that 'the last place they'd look' still means they found it.

[@imapersonithink6702]

5:45 (hope this helps) hypothetically you lost your pen, you need this pen so you look for it searching you finally find it in your desk draw you grab your pen and stop searching as you’ve found it. Now the last place you’ve looked is your desk draw and the pen was in there therefore “it’s always in the last place you look”

[@elizabethkate3207]

I thoroughly enjoyed Jack not knowing that Hull is a city 😅

[@President_Starscream]

The bible is unequivocally NOT pro life, but it's also not pro choice. Well, not the woman's choice anyway. The old testament is gross.

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Lmao

[@rexevans100]

Its just pro mental slavery

[@President_Starscream]

@@rexevans100 and pro physical slavery

[@Hermit.Crabbe]

@@President_Starscream I dunno Starscream, your RAP sheet is _pretty_ bad..

[@tacticalnerd1831]

I FEEL WARM MOTHER I AM STEAMED BROCCOLI

[@lexithesupercoolperson9992]

mom: AYO KIDS WE'RE HAVING STEAMED BROCCOLI FOR DINNER

[@chrisbye]

Okay

[@lexithesupercoolperson9992]

@@chrisbye okay

[@lexithesupercoolperson9992]

@@melissa5553 i dislike you now

[@chrisbye]

@@lexithesupercoolperson9992 okay

[@marilynlucero9363]

8:45 Don't forget to water him once in a while, otherwise he might not grow.

[@KenshiImmortalWolf]

'it's always the last place they look once they find it they stop looking' As in, they stop looking cause they found it, thus, the last place they intentionally looked, was where they found it. Noone keeps intentionally looking once they find the thing.

[@witchwitch4045]

"Cats arent humans" McGonnagal: "R U SURE ABOUT THAT?!"🗿🗿

[@sagesaria]

RE: "The last place you look," *anywhere* you look where you find what you're looking for is technically the last place you look. You don't look anywhere else afterward because, well, you found it.

[@DisKorruptd]

11:09 the correct answer: because there are people who will give you information that is inaccurate, either because they don't know because they were taught inaccurate info, or because they want you to think a certain way because they think it makes you easier to control/manipulate

[@ALiteralChild]

"You got 10 min to hide a pen from a detective if he doesn't find it you get 1000000 dollars where would you hide it?" Me: put it in the toilet then flush

[@ALiteralChild]

Emkay can you delete this

[@papasult11]

0:34 Hearing him voice those characters seems so fitting yet wrong

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

5:30 Took me a minute to understand. The detective looks somewhere (let's say, in a drawer), after he's done checking said drawer, you open it and hide it in said drawer.

[@adrianblake8876]

That's not actually what they meant. Let's say they hid it in the drawer. After the detective looks in the drawer and finds it, he no longer has to look for it, making it the last place they'd look...

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

@@adrianblake8876 Now that you say it like that... Both cases are still possible. I was trying to find a reasoning for him to be right.

[@franl155]

I read that it used to be the case in some US states that water that fell from the sky belonged to the water companies, so by collecting rainwater you were stealing from said companies. Glad to know that that isn't the case any longer [if the post is accurate] - water is the most precious resource and the easiest to recycle.

[@austinfernando8406]

7:20 if they could, henrietta lack's cancer cells would be laughing at this (her cancer cells are literally immortal, she died in 1951 and the cancer is still alive now, scientists use the cells in labs)

[@jenfreund2777]

5:50 Burn it in the middle of nowhere, so that nobody will notice. Proceed to take the ashes and spread them in various lakes, ponds, rivers, creeks, etc. They'll never find the remains. Even if they do, they'll never find the whole thing.

[@michaelsegal3558]

1:35 I think as a joke someone should open a shoe store but each shoe is sold separately not each pair each shoe haha

[@outrageousbananaking6302]

5:22 taking this question seriously. There is a bond a stones throw away from my backyard. I’d grab a big rock, tape the pen to the bottom, and place it in the pond

[@redude08]

0:07 OUCH

[@scottwilliams846]

7:47 Death Valley, California. I hear that's a pretty hot place.

[@costa7190]

1:00 as a Greek person i tell you this is false, popping someone's cherry is complitely appropriate especially in public

[@skoy21]

I thought it was ok to sudently punch people's ball when traveling abroad... What a natural thing to do outside of Greece.

[@ActionYakPolice]

I don't think that phrase means what you think it means

[@Demonic_Fancy_Goose]

Emkay. The channel that makes my day better. It works all the time. Also the way they laugh lol 😂

[@dankmeams1867]

@keep rollinbruh the vids only been up for 5mins

[@scousecountryball7783]

Basically if your wondering what the Hull thing is, it’s basically a city in the east of the UK

[@kertsicrusader140]

If you put it in the last place they'd look, they'll never find it because they're never gonna know the last place they'd look. It could be literally anywhere. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[@Gon-hx4df]

I never expected to hear "Run, Jojo, run!" in an Emkay video

[@axiomaximum]

5:42 once the detective finds the pen, he no longer needs to look, therefore making the place he found the pen the "last place he looked"

[@gunsandroses896]

You know, my girlfriend has a pretty big turn off. Whenever she's not charged, she just kinda doesn't function. I should clarify. My girlfriend is a robot.

[@gunsandroses896]

@Not RickRoII👇❣️ she isn't a KZbin bot either. Eff off you damn soulless algorithm.

[@herobrine7617]

F for your comments

[@odest_yt]

9:28 OMG NOO THIS MADE ME CHOKE ON MY RAMEN THIS IS TOO FUNNY JADJFOOAOWPWP

[@goosie6299]

10:50 i dont have a voice in my head. i dont talk much so i forget what i sound like! i love social anxiety

[@ausfpb]

5:23 it's saying that it would aways be in the last place they look because the last place they look is the place where you hid it. every time.

[@anadaere6861]

"people die when they are killed" Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right

[@angrymango9580]

You celebrate being born on your birthday.

[@Navonex]

75% of stair related accidents happen on stairs. We live in a circle but build with squares. Only your inner thoughts can perfectly mimic accents, but not your voice.

[@alexeyamosov664]

9:03 these calculations doesn’t make any sense since she weights not 100kg from now on, but 100.8 because of 0.8kg of ravioli, so she’s only 7,93650793650794%. Fat ravioli eaters could be dangerously misled.

[@CourierCat-isGod]

why tho

[@scmtuk3662]

Boring fact: Out of the 50 states, there are 14 states that do not contain an "A" 1. Connecticut 2. Illinois 3. Kentucky 4. Mississippi 5. Missouri 6. New Jersey 7. New Mexico 8. New York 9. Ohio 10. Oregon 11. Tennessee 12. Vermont 13. Wisconsin 14. Wyoming

[@circuit-2925]

9:11 a guide *read = present tense* (let me read this sign) *red = past tense* (oh yeah i read that book) it sucks when i read red as read and not red so i heave to re-read read as red so i can read red correctly and it can make sense

[@MrOven65]

Question: Rachel has 16 chocolate bars, tracey takes 4 from her and asks for the remaning quarter. what would she end up with? Me: 4 chocolate bars and 25 cents.

[@derp24lordz]

The one about hiding a pen is simple. When the first person says I'll out it in the last place they look will always be true because they will stop looking for it once they find it, so the place it is hidden will always be the last place they look

[@autowarranty2852]

2:32 New Jersey, New Mexico, Missouri, Mississippi, Ohio, Oregon, the list goes on

[@Usernoobmaster]

I really enjoyed that timmy's dad scream expression

[@OLBICHL]

5:40 yeah, as others before me pointed out: when you search something and find it, it was the last place you looked... so instead he should've said: I'll hide it in a place they'll never look

[@kingsnek7947]

Jack if you ever have to do jumping jacks just jump.

[@BuiHieuDong]

Gotta love the "AAAAA" at the start.

[@gunsandroses896]

1:45. What about Faunus? What about Blake? Can she survive whatever this person is saying humans can't survive?

[@nobodyhere3593]

Did you know? The reason why we get angry is because we feel anger.

[@smallw2003]

Final Claus profile picture lol

[@franciscolaurean8550]

5:04 Nestlé

[@animecharactersinatree2350]

the best country in the nation" Lesotho, Vatican City, and The Republic of San Marino:

[@insaincaldo]

Not only was the puzzle tattoo corners, they were also diagonally opposite, even in a 4 piece, they are never meant to be together. That said they could clearly be put together, it's just not a perfect piece. In conclusion it's actually a really good couples tattoo, unless you believe in perfect fits.

[@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451]

Odd shoes was a thing in almost every decade for the last thirty or so years.

[@puppy9745]

fun fact: "no one know the name of timmy's parents in fairly odd parents"

[@s.h.y7683]

their canon names are 'mom' and 'dad'

[@kostan55]

@@s.h.y7683 what was their name before they became parents doe

[@aproudnumerouno]

@@kostan55 still mom and dad? XDD

[@s.h.y7683]

@@kostan55 still 'mom' and 'dad' OR mr. and mrs. turner

[@ameliarose47]

I think his mom was called Barnabie and his dad was named Mom. I have no fucking clue where this knowledge came from but my brain is telling me I saw it in an episode and I trust it. It was like, they were talking about their past I think as crime fighters or something? (The line went "I used to be called mom!" "And I used to be called Barnabie").

[@popular_trash]

“We need some sort of slight culling to go on” *Rovid-19 has entered the chat*

[@insaneproductions9117]

6:50 can’t tell if this is a joke or being serious (the sign that says trump made America best nation)

[@jaydenwilton5279]

4:55 in 2018 it was illegal to collect rainwater in the state of colorado

[@notvrythehead5177]

Fun femboy facts:the souls of the damned is getting closer

[@antoninstransky172]

0:44 How the hell did he red "Dad Jokes" 🤣🤣

[@bigpineapplestudios7447]

10:16 That quote seems awfully familiar…

[@specularspaghet4449]

2:31 Wyoming, Oregon, Connecticut, Missouri, Tennessee, Mississippi, Ohio, Vermont, Illinois, Wisconsin, and New Mexico (now I win give me your soul)

[@Moony-Lighty]

Wait, did Jason Selvig appear here? The original Brain Games guy? Man, that’s cool.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

I don't go outside because of dysphoria, people, and polluted air.

[@amandaharl946]

those are good reasons

[@onionle4221]

me starts watching this at 4 am nobody: Jack: EeEeeEeEEEe

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

"Cats _aren't_ human. Ten points to Hufflepuff." *proceeds to display a picture of a human who has the ability to transform into a cat at will*

[@SuperDZ555]

2:31 I know the joke is that the guy's answer is "depression" but ohio new york oregon

[@SuperDZ555]

there are more but im too lazy to add them

[@ZacharyJamesLing]

New Mexico, Mississippi, New Jersey, Tennessee, Kentucky, etc. I'll come back to this later

[@Albaraa]

missouri

[@kiti_cat524]

Wyoming

[@legendofgaming3851]

Connecticut

[@LocalIdiot5782]

3:45 The way he says that

[@frankpop7113]

Let’s go first minute I love y’all’s videos keep up the work

[@thecluelessone7296]

I have siblings. I share a bunk bed with them. Truly a bunk bother.

[@agentulgrin2923]

the snack that smiles back even when your eating it now all I can see is a goldfish begging for his life while smiling

[@nikirfan8398]

Okay, totally didn't expect to hear the Shirou Emiya reference at 6:10 .

[@chrisbye]

Hi you all i hope you can have a great day 8D

[@pumpkingpie273]

8:51 In most of America (Southern America, Central America and Mexico) it is called "ascensor"

[@skyguy_4146]

Hi

[@aiko4931]

Hi

[@r3d_b0x]

Hi

[@flubberdubdub7292]

Hi

[@MinegamerIsBored]

Hi

[@jacemachowski4405]

Hi

[@Gogoseit]

chat gpt told me that: The average human has less than two arms

[@amandaharl946]

correct

[@SantiAngulito]

I am green

[@viroblade]

hoodie

[@Idontlikeanyonehere]

“Lobsternomics” the only politics that matter

[@meisstupid1831]

It's good when there is technically the truth

[@MemePog]

technically the truth

[@VVen0m]

This guy's Timmy's dad impression is fucking on point

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 442 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

[@MinegamerIsBored]

Oh wow

[@mew2.025]

I would "hide" the pen by placing it on the table with a note that said "this is the pen"

[@agastyavalisetty8620]

the intro i want from jack: I am the clever but crack that screams back wat he gives: I am the snack that smiles back. (like the comment If u want to see this new intro)

[@krbthewitch]

3:32 That kid's going places.

[@nul1f13d8]

Fun fact: We dont know how we grow hairs. But Scientists knew how we grow hair by just researching a human body.

[@Future_sight_katakuri]

1:19 I'm about to turn this into a cursed comment post, ehem. . .her eyeballs are looking down at her heart to confirm what he said

[@0XBlondie96X0]

7:54 had me DEAD

[@Benwut]

i can name two other states without an A in their names: New Jersey in the US, and the Northern Territory in Australia