Empress Theresa Simplified pt 1

[@sinjin8576]

"Using Baki logic" This had me rolling picturing Theresa as a Baki antagonist lmfao

[@clubdoompsx]

Her true goal be to taste defeat

[@starspeculation]

Isn't there that one character who identifies everyone weaker than him as a woman? What if Theresa wins?

[@isaigutierrez1617]

​@@starspeculationoh no you're talking about Muhammad Ali Jr??? 🤣😂

[@deltaknight2764]

@@clubdoompsx That's honestly not a bad idea for a twist on a Mary Sue character. Someone who never wanted to be seen as a sort of perfect messiah and wanted to struggle and grow like everyone else.

[@gasmaskcollectorreview1537]

Empress Theresa is the most Mary Sue character I have ever heard, I can definitely think Theresa is her mother husband of steven seagal and her sister is Rey palpatine

[@isaigutierrez1617]

She is more of a Mary Sue than Mary Sue from The Saga of Tanya the Evil. I didn't think that was even possible but congrats.

[@midnightcoffee6463]

Thereysa

[@Eichsterd123]

this man fought so hard in the comment section of his book on amazon it capped

[@clubdoompsx]

That flame war had more stakes than the actual book

[@Eichsterd123]

@@clubdoompsx and was more entertaining

[@Roxxie-The-Imp]

I always forget that happened 😂

[@PlanetZoidstar]

I am just convinced Empress Theresa is just Sonichu but it actually got published. I get the feeling the author was going for a Roal Dhal kind of feel, magical powers and a child protagonist in a cartoonishly exaggerated reflection of the real world (think Matilda), but it comes across more like Sonichu.

[@DCNRS90YT]

I’m still baffled by how salty the author of Empress Theresa towards any critism, holy frick.

[@edwardtrooper7027]

Its all Cope. "Oh~ Your just not smart enough to understand my writing"

[@rallandtariv2139]

Glad to see you’re joining KrimsonRogue in reviewing the greatest book ever written

[@PridefulJester]

I do not regret my Patreon vote this is something that needs to be shared with the world

[@TrueEnergizerBunnies]

This whole thing is even more hilarious when you understand that the author has an insane obsession with Joan of Arc and Teresa is supposed to be like his fan fiction representation of Joan of Arc and her living a good life (by Norman's standards) instead of what actually happened to her in real life.

[@BunnaySango]

I feel like Empress Teresa was the reason you cant comment on reviews anymore

[@clubdoompsx]

Wouldn't surprised me LMAO

[@QJ89]

@8:30 : If we skipped Chapter 3 - President Sheffield stepping down, Martin being sworn in and addressing suspicion over Hal, Theresa losing contact with Jan, going to Boston College, meeting Steve and (almost immediately) marrying him - and implied the Attempted Assassination was a Troll-Op, that would make the book more interesting than it already is.

[@jessamynroguski9649]

Look, the writing feels like when i was in my early teens writing characters that had the depth of a piece of paper Thing is, i didnt turn it into a book that took 2 decades, i scrapped those stories until i made one that had some form of structure Theresa just screams Mary Sue

[@redbanana6841]

And then she turned into a Sonichu and everyone clapped?

[@JohnDoe-uf3lj]

That commercial you showed, that’s a fucking brain melt lol. 😂

[@Ars-Nova258]

You’re the only person I’ve seen who manages to make Patreon Sponsor list reads fun.

[@clubdoompsx]

I can't take full credit. I got the idea from watching nakeyjakey.

[@QJ89]

See also: Munecat, a witty, talented Brit lass who looks good in a crimson two-piece dress.

[@JohnnyBeerAK-47]

The Satellite Man strikes again... I knew it.

[@ShniderMoon]

Channeling your inner Chills, nice

[@isaigutierrez1617]

I wake up this morning and I see this. Never thought I'd be invested in learning about a lolcow going after their critics on Goodreads 😂

[@Topdoggie7]

Reminds me I need to review it on Goodreads and hope he has a go at me. It's an honor to make this cow angry.

[@isaigutierrez1617]

Okay I just saw 5 minutes of KrimsonRogue talking about this book and I have a few questions. HOW COME THERE ARE 3 VERSIONS OF THIS BOOK? WHO MADE THE COVER ART FOR ALL 3 DIFFERENT VERSIONS? WHY IS THIS BOOK THE SIZE OF A COLLEGE TEXTBOOK?

[@clubdoompsx]

From what I can tell, there are multiple editions because Norman wanted to draw more covers and because he wanted to add his venting about online trolls

[@Topdoggie7]

A very mad old man was allowed to publish a book more than once.

[@iennefaLsh]

I'm sorry that people had to subject themselves to this torture. Either way, thank you for your service. Thank you for making this travesty more bearable than it otherwise could've been.

[@Topdoggie7]

They got paid to suffer. The original readers didn't.

[@attilavarga1152]

It is super weird that a grown up man wrote a Mary Sue instead of a Gerry Sue and protects her like his own life. Aren't people empathize with their own gender usually? I smell some very weird sex related issues here.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

He is trans and just doesn’t know it yet xD

[@Topdoggie7]

Or he's really horny for his fictional waifu.

[@glidershower]

Creators of Sues protect them like that, regardless of character. The issue is that since they invested themselves so heavy in their character, _they believe their author-granted invulnerability holds any water with other IRL humans, thus the feisty attitude._ And since Sue writing is often a sign of an author still lacking introspection, well, it is no surprise dude can't accept his story is still bad and needs *heavy* editing. But yeah man, _dude prolly rubs one to Rhesa, lmao._

[@wandering_wendigo717]

My man's hit that chills voice 😂😂😂

[@starspeculation]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6qVlIyajsmGrpo This was the commercial the book was referencing. The Amazon ad about a woman buying a dog door for her miniature pony. Which I'm sure Keenan avoided because he didn't want that copyright strike from Sonny and Cher.

[@clubdoompsx]

That and the Taiwanese commercial I showed makes me cry laughing 😂

[@starspeculation]

​@clubdoompsx I mean, Theresa, the pony, and the African man all had to deal with prejudice from people who just _didn't understand_ them. I mean, it doesn't matter that being a girl with super strength, being a tiny horse, and being a Black guy in northeast Asia are _wildly different things!_ 😂 Shit, honestly the commercial with the black guy actually makes more sense in relation to Theresa, cuz the black man is doing something nice (like Theresa playing baseball), but is feared and hated for it.

[@starspeculation]

Look, i didn't know that stuff about Charles Martel, but let's be honest, the history of Christianity in Europe is low-key boring, but most people still talk about Charlemagne! (who turns out is his grandson, didn't know that.) That's some selective memory right there, Norman!

[@selingermann5599]

INCREDIBLE summarization, that was hilarious! XD

[@vinniy32]

After seeing KrimsonRogue’s takedown of this, I might as well see another takedown of this piece of work.

[@Roxxie-The-Imp]

Whenever I feel bad about my own writing, I remember this exists 😂😅

[@andrewotaku1679]

I look forward to the next part.

[@Phoebe5448]

Empress Theresa makes My Immortal and My Inner Life seem coherent and nuanced by comparison. Because omg I think I'm having a stroke.

[@bigpompano1659]

‘Number 15…Charles Martel’ 😂

[@midnightcoffee6463]

Imagine Empress Theresa/Sonichu/Reaper's Creek crossover. I think the world would actually implode from the cringe

[@Commrade-DOGE]

4:40 you mean to tell me that the glow in the dark CIA satellite man gave this woman her powers?

[@clubdoompsx]

They're trying to get control of hal... As well as steal her rich parents assets 😉

[@Commrade-DOGE]

@@clubdoompsx it’s all apart of the gangster computer god’s plan! (I like combining the schizophrenic elements of terry, Tony, and Francis e. Dec.)

[@HillbillyWizard]

First Krimson Rogue now you

[@clubdoompsx]

I saw his whole review series. Dude be a GOAT

[@BeatsByZ3P0]

Damn I forgot about this book lmfao

[@cherrycordiaI]

Theresa would have popped off as an anime.

[@CandyHatsuneWolff]

Empress Theresa is such a dumpster fire

[@iancorrado]

This is schizophrenia the book fr

[@glidershower]

Dude wrote the story while on Benadryl, lmao.

[@Azurenighterror11]

The only motherfucr to make empress Teresa interesting. Add a bunch of lolcow shit and not give a fuck 10/10

[@mightypossum5996]

Just. .. wtf

[@eitantal726]

Better story than Snowpiercer

[@moycorbin4750]

Not even better love story than twilight

[@Trapset_Agent]

Do more book reviews

[@thebigmuskychickenmike106]

Daddy i need more

[@firstdime6357]

Why?

[@stinkymart3173]

Why's this narrated in zoomerspeak 😂

[@clubdoompsx]

Cuz imma zoomer, slime.

[@SamikazeAtk]

ok Empress Theresa is really bad and whatnot but holy moly you are terrible at Serious Sam Xbox!

[@titangirl161]

Except Earthworm Jim and clever, and funny, and had more personality than a sandwich

[@edwardtrooper7027]

I can say Sonichu is far better then this as at least you can have fun reading how dumb it is and make fun of it. this book? Its SO boring that it pisses you off

[@clubdoompsx]

bruh, deadass. XD I started experiencing that exact feeling when i tried reading it on live stream.

[@2Degeneracy]

The drawing in the thumbnail is terrible lol

[@SgtRetro43]

Awesome stuff my dude please keep reading LOL your narration makes every bit of it worth it

[@CorpusCacus]

I got a copy of this book for Christmas. Every page is unhinged hilarity.

[@Topdoggie7]

I honestly choke on my own tongue reading it.