End This Computers Suffering - SCP: Secret Laboratory

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[@frederickii6196]

11:55 something about All I Want for Christmas being played while 049 mercilessly kills a scientist is hilarious to me

[@frut_jooos]

I hope you truly mean: *mercifully cures a scientist*

[@omni-daddy]

_nobody ever expects the sink_

[@Some-Dingus]

Just let that sink in...

[@omni-daddy]

@@Some-Dingus what the fuck does it want now

[@ZAYKONN]

@@omni-daddy A shower.

[@teemosimp3161]

is he a admin Kaif?

[@liebling4069]

Everybody cool until the sink starts walking

[@NoahAgainstHumanity]

“Joe the suicidal robot. I should change his name to Marvin.” I surprisingly got that reference.

[@Moonlit2020]

r/Scp has a bot named Marvin after that

[@taureon_]

@@Moonlit2020 this made my throat burn over laugher

[@caringheart34]

@@Moonlit2020 Do you know Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy? r/SCP was inspired by that.

[@kevintran6738]

I was thinking TitanFall 2

[@thatsmuggamer]

This was downright awesome

[@Krash2o]

Kaif: Sneak 100, speech 100, illusion 100. And they are all at legendary

[@firestarr5812]

Krash Legendary 5.

[@gothic-eraknight1586]

I have played skyrim for ten years i have legendary 10 on smithing (not a flex just sayin')

[@melthecattt]

rat 100

[@wowserbowser8870]

@@gothic-eraknight1586 i have 34

[@pikalop]

Every time I see a computer game, *they're always suicidal* *"Pleeaaase kill me... Larry's doing NOTHING. Give me the sweet relief of death..."*

[@emberbrand9390]

Computer Joe's voice is terrifying XD

[@mistertaz94]

I'm afraid I can't let you do that Kaif... The mission takes priority Kaif.

[@ACTONE66]

My voice was pretty bad in it. When they get Stan to sui, I'm the one calling them monsters.

[@tortillazilla3836]

@@ACTONE66 Is it always like that or what?

[@theneonbluepenguingamerdun5420]

@@tortillazilla3836 what

[@tortillazilla3836]

@@theneonbluepenguingamerdun5420 don't worry about it. Just-just don't worry about it.

[@stancat123]

WE HAD A PACT!

[@Kaiff]

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

[@butterenjoyer]

Not anymore

[@nowanalt7804]

Thanks dad

[@Some-Dingus]

Kaif is a filthy lier you should've seen it coming

[@ashchisalleh1454]

You pact with scp devil lol

[@SRDaz]

"I wonder if he knows" tbh, I still dont

[@gabobei1991]

That's fair.

[@omegaultramax]

Technically, none of us do.

[@jokinghazard2312]

Shoos

[@mohsinabbas8166]

Hey cave how do you know how about 173 snap you real neck hard in the SCP 106 is try to grab you away and he's out of the MTA it's going to be blow

[@RedJackz]

I see that the aggressive method did not prevent them from hacking your computers. Probably should have spell reflected it :D

[@FranciscoMartinez-bc3fh]

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[@anotherhuman2414]

@@FranciscoMartinez-bc3fh beautiful contribution

[@Generatrix]

@@anotherhuman2414 w

[@wetraccs5747]

@@Generatrix a

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

*NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH SINKQUISITION!!*

[@ZAYKONN]

*Im Flushed*

[@axelannand8608]

*Dramatic Stand of sound*

[@cooldiego7]

- proceeds to get killed by 3 monster at the same time- "They expected me THEY EXPECTED ME THE WHOLE TIME DIOS MIO!"

[@jacobgutierrez9642]

"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SCP INQUISITION!" - Dr. Bright, at one point

[@cooldiego7]

I wonder if anyone understands this reference

[@orchids6404]

The maniacal giggling made me laugh

[@ate41]

SCP-173 : Don't Blink. SCP-096 : Don't Look At Me. SCP-106 : Welcome To My Realm. SCP-049 : I Am The Cure. SCP-079 : I Want Out. SCP-939 : Who The Hell Is There? Class-D : D-Boi! Scientist : Shit. Facility Guard : Welp. M.T.F. : Stop Right There! C.I. : Save The D's.

[@chongtryon918]

Yes

[@homelandboi5278]

If it’s this game y’all ready know it’s a 30/10 vid

[@HaHa-gg9dl]

Homeland Boi 1/10

[@ninjadin777]

the likes of the comment is 249 m249

[@firebreathingfish9782]

10:43 Kaif is a magical princess thats how, just dont question it..

[@jelenavujacich2359]

Omg that scream at 8:25 XD “Hello pEANUUUT!!”

[@Stormkas]

For those wondering why the computer suffers, It's because Windows 95 is installed on it

[@wisermcmuffin155]

You mean windows xp

[@rotanux]

You mean windows 10

[@HD-tq3sm]

Windows vista

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

*_pLeAsE lEt Me AwAy FrOm ThIs HeLl LeT mE D I E_* Joe, 2018

[@KevinMcScrooge]

Computer Joe, 2018*

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

Die_ 0100 You idiot

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

Die_ 0100 4019

[@adastekorius9196]

@@imlivinginyourceiling FUCK OFF ITS 2019 YOU IDIOT

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

Who here actually realised I wrote this comment in 2018?

[@AoRArchAngel]

When that zombie rolled in, he was full on dancing to the music. It was a thing of beauty.

[@E_2the_J]

4:10 i have no idea why, but even after 4 years the "when the boats come in" part comes up in my head every once in awhile.

[@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk]

SAME

[@myaswanno5207]

15 minutes and 31 seconds of Kaifs maniacal laughter

[@makriva2137]

1:08 nobody ever expects the sink inquisition

[@amogus9378]

11:09 "I Love You" And I Miss You" *Intense car and and Formula 1 car noises*

[@terra0803]

Just imagine Stan’s trap voice as the computer

[@vesiusverabis7698]

Imagine Tuesday's voice.

[@troylovria1569]

Lily

[@ExtrQuark]

Really bad autotune.

[@JustAJosuke]

r/NoahGetTheBoat

[@daniellejarvis9131]

Ebz

[@friendlyfire3412]

0:01 That giggle. Reminds me SovietWomble's giggle. DO YOU HAVE CONNECTIONS?

[@ladyalicent705]

I got the reference at 1:55 Also why do you guys hate being the computer? The computer has a lot of power it controls everything.

[@TotallyNotSomeTerrarianBoi]

4:23 my favorite part xD

[@bryangutierrez3562]

My day has been blessed

[@Darkoriax17]

...Buu...the hell did you do to your face, man? I understand getting strong but fucking hell, at what cost, dude? (referring to your profile pic, ofc.)

[@GruigiTheFirst5008]

@@Darkoriax17 he's Ricardo milos, dare you question he's sexyness

[@Darkoriax17]

@@GruigiTheFirst5008 Yes, as a matter of fact I do. As a proudly straight man, I DO QUESTION IT. ...Wait, are you the same Carmine I've been talking to? Or are you another one?

[@GruigiTheFirst5008]

@@Darkoriax17 yes, I am the same one Or am I.......

[@Darkoriax17]

@@GruigiTheFirst5008 *Aw shit. Here we go again*

[@gamerguy-hv1iq]

I'd love to be the computer, zero chance of being scared and pissing people off, sounds amazing

[@theapeape5094]

OH SNAP!

[@ZAYKONN]

Just bought a bag of you.

[@theapeape5094]

Anonymous cover it up, I can’t move if you look at it.

[@moon_orchid143]

*blinks* *blinks again* *a lot of blinking intensifies*

[@Slickry04]

Oh Hello Captain Crunch!!!

[@jonv.6213]

SCP 173 173 my bro!

[@Gtgamer-mv2xh]

8:16 I was dying of laughter that was just to funny

[@jia536]

I got a 39:00 ad at the start of the video No joke. *Send* *help* Edit: 39:00 Minute ad

[@antarath517]

*Sends help* And now that you have AdBlock downloaded, you can live in peace

[@jia536]

If fricken' only

[@9553shadow]

@@jia536 thats why I have 3 different adblocks installed

[@ZAYKONN]

Thats why I demonitize KZbin.

[@monke6776]

You better have watched the whole thing to give kaif daddy some more ad revenue

[@jacobhu4431]

Ever had that moment, when it’s 02:51 in the morning and you’re watching this instead of going to sleep...? *Help me..*

[@KazumiKiguma]

*reads this at 2:43 * That's creepily close considering the time difference lol

[@orange2694]

Jacob hu i do that with most if not all of the sr streams

[@inha1ed]

5:43 bit still

[@jacobhu4431]

Hello there past me. Your sleep schedule was unhealthy.

[@justwantingtomakeeducation3062]

3:17 woah thats a bit aggressive

[@goraca_bagietka]

1:02 I just love the laugh

[@acestorm6662]

1:13 , the best robot voice I've ever heard.

[@Com3t-JnLnn]

Kaif singing, while people are just being murdered is just so funny

[@mistertaz94]

How I wish it went down Kaif: Joe, open the door. Computer Joe: I'm afraid I can't do that Kaif.

[@renumbr6171]

Fav episode so far!

[@MikeNoob101]

079's speech in SCP:CB in a nutshell 1:18

[@cthulhu2223]

12:47 DO A FLIP

[@sarawyndspryte471]

Just found your channel whilst laughing at gamer meltdown vids. OMG, y'all are a frickin' riot!! 🤣🤣🤣 My sides hurt from laughing so much! Awesome channel!

[@dercarrot991]

1:55 I ACTUALLY GET THAT ONE (For those who don’t know, Marvin is a depressed robot in Hitchhikers guide)

[@magnificentspud4659]

That's why we try to thanks him everytime.

[@cooldog7763]

Tricking Stan to kill himself was funny enough but the addition of slow mo and "ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP" had me dying.

[@mitchellwittig2036]

I have re-watched all your scp videos a lot and I still laugh every time. keep up the great work

[@bentelford5071]

3:12 this scene just reminds me of a Welsh Wheatley from portal 2

[@jcdentongaming1304]

Yo kaif trap lily in comp room and make her say kaif daddy again

[@ZAYKONN]

Just search on Pornhub.

[@XMYeks]

@exorhythm yeet nigga

[@jakotasizelove5116]

Umm thats already happened

[@TKK-630]

@@jakotasizelove5116 key word here is "again"

[@jakotasizelove5116]

@@TKK-630 oh

[@kboi2158]

12:02 sounds like Mariah Carey fell on the ground in the middle of singing 😂😂

[@lieutenantsupascoop2126]

If scp 173 can only see if u looking at him, what happens if he looks in a mirror? He is looking at himself then and therefore can’t move.

[@promise8614]

SCP-173 has no eyes. It's "Face" is actually spray-painted with Krylon brand paint. It can't look at itself if it has no eyes.

[@Awsomememes]

@@promise8614 then how does it know when we blink?

[@promise8614]

@@Awsomememes it doesn't need eyes to know that. Maybe it has some Twilight Zone bullshit offshore sixth sense or something.

[@Awsomememes]

@@promise8614 makes sense

[@Cruxin]

@@Awsomememes i dont think it would "know" when people blink, that implies he chooses to freeze and that makes no sense

[@sol2646]

Was that a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference at 1:55

[@ChickenFartx]

I believe so

[@tamarapiquette9767]

4:55 I got a message from one of my friends that just read "Stop it" lol

[@minorjack002]

When they say d-boy the d means disposable. So they are calling them selfs disposable boy.

[@CutestDemon]

Kaif: Does the i love you meme Joe: Lulululululluulullulu - *mwah*

[@1nHunter]

The song that was being played at 11:57 was the song my school played every day the week before winter break

[@ax8621]

what song?

[@dariusb3559]

0:21 Its like the villain you meet mid-adventure that doesn't really matter and that's weaker than you by 1000x times

[@paulisaacstodomingo]

Your group of players is one of the funniest on yt. The way you do the subtitling for all these only enhances the videos greatly, and you using the random intercom chats with that added effect really make these videos better. Pls make more SCP SL...

[@stryaterra]

Y'know, they say history is best seen through the modern eye. Now coming back to this, all I can think about that last game is: "Stan dies. Kaif Wins."

[@L0tss]

I just imagine that SCP's just talk to eachother like this.

[@LeOwwAgain]

imagine this next sentience getting faster and higher pitched the further you read it PEA-MY-NUUUT!!!

[@chongtryon918]

3:15 computer has engaged the ANGERY PROGRAM

[@Khaizerr]

8:16 me when i have to wake up to do online school

[@MrFullCrumb01]

Kaif as the computer sounds like freaking Kitten from If THe Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device.

[@salmanfllatah5535]

i've watched all your videos on this game and i've yet to understand wtf is going on it just looks fun

[@rm_1794]

Same

[@Kaiff]

Green guys save prisoners Blue guys save scientists Scp kill all If more scientists escape, blue win If more prisoners escape, green win If nobody escapes but the scp die, its a stalemate

[@robertcox9871]

@@Kaiff That makes more sense I thought everyone was vs the SCP's and you were shooting each other for the fun of it

[@jackleavens1661]

K A I F D A D D Y

[@ZAYKONN]

Kaif-Sama is mine!

[@giornogiovanna1228]

Kaif belongs to nobody

[@sol2646]

I have zero clue to why you are literally one of the few KZbinrs that posts content for this marvelous game, that with the right people, can be hilarious.

[@bwinged852]

loving the scp videos, and the game it self is just amazing when it comes to fun players on the servers

[@willphoenix5464]

1:55 Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. I like it

[@rodymcknight706]

The laugh at the beginning 🤣

[@nowanalt7804]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣XD😂🤣😂😂EPIClol

[@ZAYKONN]

👌🏼

[@thunderstripe]

I must have something wrong with me because Kaif's computer voice is like ASMR for me.... I require more!

[@nicolaspope6784]

1:56 ohhoho, you thought that hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference would go by any normal person with a life, but I am not a normal person and I have no life! Wait...

[@kitty185_]

a round started and i was a d class, everyone died but i ran as usual. i made it to 914, found a few scientists, one told the other to shoot me. the computer came out and the first thing he said was "shoot him and i'll kill you" which is the kindest and scariest thing ive heard on scpsl

[@marlonnvanness]

Yes!! New material! I was looking for a vid I had watched less than 3 times..

[@Bob-sl2sl]

When the scientist has a gun Me: Okay which one of you gave the nerd a gun?

[@lalo3841]

Kaif voice as the computer sounds like a replica soldier from F.E.A.R

[@stx6671]

''i want you to know that i still love you'' rip legend F

[@jesseortiz4020]

1:53 OH MY GOD A Goddamn Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy References?!?! I REFUSE

[@zildjianzabalatv116]

The scary combo Peanut because you have to look at him but.... You cant look at shy guy , Shy Guy because they cant look at him , The Computer so he can shut doors behind the victim's

[@cobra1060]

Can we get a Joe and Kaif compilation video please?? Everytime you guys get together I can't handle it.

[@blizz9241]

At 14:54 Kaif goes insane.

[@webkarma9654]

I loved Marvin from Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

[@iamthecure6950]

Imagine SCP-079 saying that to actual NTF members. That'd be fucking fantastic XD 12:59

[@iamthecure6950]

* 12:50

[@zebaguette1006]

13:39 How to escape secret lab easily xd

[@bingoccolon]

1:55 nice hitchiker's guide reference life, dont talk to me about life...

[@PyroGooose]

Personal reference this is the episode with Limp Biskit "just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up" 8:10

[@honorablegolddragon]

Joe’s computer voice is kinda awesome! I kinda wish he did the whole Hal thing by singing ‘Daisy’ as they were turning him off though. XD

[@biohazardpyro-B87]

7:39 And that's why I love Nestle Crunch

[@mariorizo1252]

For everytime you betray someone, I feel as if your friends slowly plot your ultimate demise in this game

[@blackjack1368]

Yay, new video from the great father!

[@YeetusCletusDeletusmyFetus]

That truly was the Great Escape at it's finest my dear Kaiffu

[@illiardbilliard2355]

The computer wanting to die is actually pretty accurate to the lore

[@haydenbehm6985]

"If I could slap you with my robotic hand, I would"

[@radical9619]

I found your channel by complete accident and to this day I can say I do not regret finding it!

[@hakaibrine3217]

I’m dying from laughter when joe said he wanted to die

[@Hiroshicze]

Oh yeah, more SCP goodness from the Kaifmeister himself!

[@yaminohere]

How to tell Kaif is up to no good: listen for the giggling >.> (tbf, I do the exact same shit. Except I also have mastered the evil laugh XD)

[@lorrieruff4402]

LOL you guys are so goofy. I hope your Christmas was wonderful, and a have a safe and Happy New Year! Till your next one guys.

[@yaboisaamik285]

"I use the corpses of my allies as checkpoints" - anyone climbing Mt Everest

[@Ouatedephoque73]

was waiting so much for an other scp video, thanks so much

[@armas2k193]

Joe aka Han-Tyumi

[@thechazzler8934]

The foundation is cold, and cruel when SR is involved

[@BigFluffyShep]

Joe the suicidal robot is a fancy way of saying Revenant