ENDING FRENCH ROYALTY - Crusader Kings 3

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

Rimmy: *my wife is my lover.* King Henry the VIII: that's a thing?

[@emiledlund9559]

Next isekai: I can’t believe my wife is so lovely! And my inbred zoroastrian sister

[@Nyghtking]

Well to be a tiny bit fair he did want divorce but it was against the church to do that so he was kind of stuck, doesn't excuse his work-around however.

[@poptartstheyalludeme3419]

Haesteinn starts with 6000 event troops and can basically just invade anyone at the start of the game. I call it Haesteinn roulette.

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

My personal favourite is one game when I got to watch him invade Crimea. I can just imagine the confused screeching of the Nomads as they found themselves being on the other side of the invasion for once.

[@stygian8049]

Someone called it "Haesteinn Bizzare Adventure" and I agree

[@kekero540]

One time he took over Africa on my game.

[@timo9533]

He took over east francia in my game while i was trying to unite the karlings as west francia.

[@resentfuldragon]

@@kekero540 vandal grindset

[@fuckologic1202]

French revolution in a nutshell: Marat: You guys want to kill the king? Robespierre: I just killed the king. Everyone else: WHAT?

[@comandantegorrion7271]

Followed by: The First Coalition: Did you kill the fucking king? First French Republic: I killed the king. The First Coalition: Oh. My. God. The rest of Europe’s monarchs, looking on in horror: What have you done?

[@princeofmuffins6765]

Followed by: The French Government: Are you trying to stage a Coup? Napoleon Bonaparte: i Just did The French Government: Oh...... Were fucked.

[@nerosfreak]

"my wife is now my lover" "i would hope"

[@trex8050]

I read this as maxor said it

[@landonito4616]

Rimmy's addiction to anime tomboys gives me worrying irregular heart palpitations

[@popepepe6042]

I disagree I whole heartedly support his tomboy love

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

Everybody loves Tomboys.

[@bruhguy2356]

Nobody Pepe *wait no thats fembo-*

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

Tomboys are superior

[@caledavid4174]

@@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Heartily agree

[@Mothiechan]

"If you will not come to Brazil..." *"Brazil will come to you"*

[@jeanmarcelzaiaferro381]

Hello

[@jeanmarcelzaiaferro381]

Now come, let us begin

[@bernardops7138]

Vem pro Brasil

[@jeanmarcelzaiaferro381]

@@bernardops7138 vamos raptar ele

[@bernardops7138]

@@jeanmarcelzaiaferro381 bora

[@theenduriangamer5509]

Hey, Scarmu? You feeling okay *10 seconds of pause* "IM NOT OKAY"

[@Happiest_Potato]

Just wondering, was scarmu talking about the game or real life? I’ve never played the game so not sure if that’s an event...

[@shashumgadimbo6857]

Look at these mere children experiencing Haesteinn's world tour for the first time

[@rosiewoahsie]

Cool profile picture

[@bennygohome4576]

Jarl haesteinn’s bizarre adventure

[@cnlbenmc]

I like how Zoran the Bear makes a random appearance at the end.

[@weldonwin]

"HAVE YOU NO WOLVES!?!?" "Yes, Rimmy fed the entire French royal family to them!"

[@freshguacer]

Rimmy: "Oh hey I'm the spymaster now" *Immediately tries to kill the king and bring instability to the kingdom* Sums up the game and the real world pretty nicely

[@cursedhawkins1305]

No that’s more like the entire plot of dishonored one, literally someone who is a spymaster has the queen assassinated to gain power. Rimmy is that spymaster in this scenario only thing that solidified that would be for his crimes against the throne exposed and thrown into jail.

[@kubin226]

5:56 "to show the power of murder, i saw this kingdom in half"

[@darthplagueis13]

*That's a lotta damage!*

[@somethinguncreative2634]

"Cunning as a Horse"? For some reason Berserk just sprang to my mind.

[@kylo-benshapiro687]

I wouldn't describe that horse as cunning

[@shadowofhawk55]

I only recently got this joke. Just......just get help man. An exorcism might help

[@Yuki_Ika7]

oh god no

[@raymondhu7720]

Did they forget that Haesteinn is legendary for a reason?

[@bernardosales1044]

Literally travelled with Bjorn Ironside

[@bavettesAstartes]

Playing as Haesteinn you can do pretty much whatever you want, ye

[@math3000]

There is a reason why's there an achievement all about him

[@sponge540]

King of France: Dies Everyone: Oh no! Also everyone: Anyways. *Spams plot to kill*

[@weldonwin]

"So anyway, I started Infanticiding..."

[@walnzell9328]

"My cat just killed my dog!" And then Bavaria took over West Francia. King Doggo is dead.

[@jddollard265]

I like how as soon as he says “my cat killed my dog” they become Bavarian

[@aidanfarnan4683]

In welsh, FF is "i" and W is "u", so Ffwdwr is "Iudur": to Fuss or bother. Also this play-through was every bit as mental as I hoped, well done guys.

[@darthplagueis13]

But... why? Who decided that the best way to represent welsh vowels in latin letters would be to use consonants?

[@aidanfarnan4683]

@@darthplagueis13 it's not constinats, it's double letters: FF, dd, Ll, W (literally a Double u, i.e. something that in the medieval period would be writer as "uu"). When the welsh realized that they routinely use sounds, both vowels and consonants, that don't exist in the languages of mortal men, they decided (possibly asking a druid some dragon or dwarves for all i know) to use double letters to represent the sounds they didn't have Latin letters for by just using double letters assigned apparently at random, posibaly based on the moments of a sheep around a Ouija board. And then they wrote a song about it before the English came and ruined it. I think, I wasn't really paying attention to my Welsh flatmate as he said that, but i think thats the basic Gist of it.

[@darthplagueis13]

@@aidanfarnan4683 Well, but those double letters are still double consonants. Like, why not have double vowels or vowel combinations instead? In my mind that would make more sense...

[@sathra4036]

@@darthplagueis13 Bit of research resulted in the answer of 'clusterfrak of weirdness and nobody knows'. Then trying to fix and codify the result into a consistent alphabet after the government of the time (english crown) made the language illegal due to it being 'morally wrong and holding the people from advancement'. More specifically, it was transcribed after oral histories into Latin symbology (which doesn't always use the same sounds and letters as the modern English alphabet) to try to specify the particular sounds. Why they chose the method used isn't known and it wasn't all that precise anyways. Then later there was the mess with the printing presses using arrangements of individual letter stamps, which didn't have all the stamps needed for the sheer number of consonants Welsh uses so they substituted. That inconsistency over time and being normalised resulted in it having to be formally codified to best-fit and there we go. Plus English not really using diacritics or digraphs and the way words change how they pronounce over time, etc and it starts to make a kind of sense.

[@TheWandererQueen117]

Are we going to ignore the cat killing the dog throughout all this chaos?

[@d39street66]

I also love how West Francia exploded moments before it was announced, implying that the death of the dog resulted in that.

[@JustLooking1996]

I don't even know what is real anymore

[@marylands8261]

My god rimmy playing a paradox game? like the good old days? And he's funking the world up IMMENSELY? Great vid

[@pileofcheese5017]

"I didn't strangle those children, I fed them to wolves"

[@CptLolles]

0:52 As a Dutchman, I found your attempt to pronounce that name absolutely hilarious

[@CptLolles]

@taniths 1st and only sgt iron on duty Blijft altijd grappig, buitenlanders die Nederlandse namen proberen uit te spreken.

[@JeffrevinYT]

1:00 "If you will not come to you, *Brazil will come to you."* *_NO! ANYTHING BUT THE OFF DUTY COPS!_*

[@NeoArkansas]

This was a good watch. Y'all even played the true French way, killing the monarch at every chance.

[@bananaman2912]

I thought the true French way is by surrendering 🤔

[@scorpixel1866]

@@bananaman2912 Damn i envy you, living in 2004 instead of 2020

[@bananaman2912]

@@scorpixel1866 agreed

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

West Francia, Best Francia

[@briguy345]

Sup Kim Jong Un

[@aliksanon6491]

Vikings rolling into the umayad caliphate like: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

[@RyanKing00]

In this episode, Rimmy plays as the chaotic french KGB.

[@wilsthelimit]

8:08 The concern in Rimmy’s voice is so sweet

[@sparkyswe396]

"I just murdered without thinking of the consequences!" - Rimmy 2020

[@TrafficPartyHatTest]

I saw Brazil and the only thing I thought of was "ah yeah, himmler's a gamer isn't he?"

[@a.morphous66]

My favorite bit is Rimmy taking umbrage with the claim that he strangled a bunch of children when in fact he fed them to wolves. And not the fact that he murdered so many children the entire region of France is shattered.

[@EB-fc2mp]

As someone who literally studies this period of history and is writing a dissertation on Lotharingia, I'm enjoying how every KZbinr and streamer I watch butchers my favourite time period :)

[@morriganlefay5438]

"I've wiped out the French royal family" "Why?" "... I'll get back to you on that"

[@leteusaurantiaco8972]

I’ve seen a house motto by the name “Help Me”. Just thought I would share

[@legoawsomeman]

5:58 TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, I SAWED THIS KINGDOM IN HALF!!!

[@aidangame]

Me who had a game where France split into 4 separate domain's: "First Time?"

[@josephdalimonte5106]

At this point rimmy yelling "Scarmu!" is just something we expect in each video

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Anyone else rooting for Ghat? They gotta Ghat that epic victory royale

[@basti2850]

*frost desperately fights his American soldier instincts*

[@thehellhound8582]

When Rimmy makes fun of a language you can actually read.

[@General_Dave_1]

Please do this again, you must reach the end game with this bumbling train of insanity.

[@expiredwater9019]

A duke back then was a duke of hazard obviously.

[@andrewhunter841]

As an Englishman this does put a smile on my face.

[@OzyWazza]

"My cat just killed my dog..." Tyger Tyger? 0_o

[@LeroyJ12]

when you see Scarmu, Max0r and Rimmy all in the same video: holy shit it's an all star event! also, god bless the Swedish empire, scarmu, sorry for your loss.

[@Nomadith]

JAIR. JAIR COMES FOR YOU FORNICATORS.

[@elijahm3688]

The Dukes of Hazar- I mean, France.

[@kommando293]

You know I wish I knew every anime Tomboy but I don’t so I wanna know which character Rimmy was using. Some of the few I know I call Tomboys off how they act is like Lisbeth and Sinon from SAO... Sad I know

[@thepny_chasseur_de_tricera5361]

Haru nonaka

[@musicwarrior7630]

King Dies, friends in separate countries, aquires Cancer, cat kills dog...life hates that man

[@Tottleminerftw]

Well I just tapped the notification and I have no regrets

[@fishbones8698]

Damn this is just the god kings of Brazil but Rimmys pov

[@bradbotxp1895]

THE POPE IS BASED!!!

[@Ghoulie80085]

Nooooo you cant just keep killing the king! It'll split the kingdom Rimmy: haha baby mulcher go brrrrrr

[@MrBboy95]

I would love to see someone pull of kidnaping cheese strategy and just become king in first few years.

[@CStone-xn4oy]

Rimmy breaks France.

[@maxducks2001]

We definitely need more CK3 videos like this. This is extremely entertaining.

[@yinmaungthant4872]

3:10 Same guy was Prime Minister in "Lord Marksman and Vanadis"

[@thoughtfulpug1333]

when is the next episode of "You and Me and Her" coming out?

[@Fighter11244]

I really want a part 2 to this video :)

[@burgerhamlinklog312]

This is my first time watching a rimmy vid since the first YOU and ME and HER video

[@Blockio1999]

Yo Rimmy, any chance of you playing the Hololive religions mod? It's really stupid, but at the same time really fun

[@valravn5735]

After watching, I have pretty much only one question. *w h a t*

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"I can mind break him!" *leans back in chair with a suspicious squint* .......Be very careful when you explain how.

[@gabrieldeoliveira8304]

This is great representation of the behavior of nobles in French High Society.

[@ichypapower]

Given the timing, I’m convinced that the cat was a Bavarian assassin and the dog was the sole thing standing in the way of the Bavarian claim to northern France

[@bigguygamer733]

New title: 4 dudes exterminate the Karlings and methodically destabilize central Europe.

[@MrWooaa]

A cat dies and suddenly france is bavaria.

[@Stevd927]

Becomes spymaster, begins plot to murder king

[@bobrock6438]

I love it that casually just say you killed the king of france.

[@PPKinguin]

To anyone wondering, no you can't abduct rulers you are at war with anymore. Big patch fixed a lot of issues.

[@catxborsuq1]

French Karlings are running with the wolves tonight

[@thebladeofchaos]

French Monarchs: Mr Rimmy, I don't feel too good

[@adammullarkey4996]

Ok, that was an... interesting misreading. 3:04 "You can ransom Pope Karling."

[@jacklebergshecklestein9359]

Rimmy the Thronebreaker

[@toruchZ]

a year later and im here as a brazilian, to invite y'all to come here

[@kodiak4594]

A cat that kills a dog in a straight up fight is not a cat you want to mess with. Tell the kitchen maids to make sure that the demon kitty is happy

[@nothere7051]

11:33 THE POPE IS NO SIMP!

[@TraxOferta]

Who is the tomboy tho Rimmy, where is she from?

[@urbanmech8064]

Haru Nonaka from Yesterday wo utatte.

[@TraxOferta]

A hero

[@urbanmech8064]

@@TraxOferta No. I only serve our cause.

[@gamergoblin69]

Finally,the deliverence of another video

[@caj4220]

i am brazilian and i can confirm, brazil will come to you. just wait

[@magnusthered4973]

Long live tomboy mania

[@blazinangel2936]

To think you forced Haru-chan to watch this session; no wonder she's crying.

[@teodorofreiberger2438]

Any JoJo reference: exists JoJo Fans: N U T

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

God this last twelve minutes were a life on their own right

[@FlamingNinja]

Loving it. More of that multiplayer CK game please.

[@syrusalder7795]

for purely scientific purposes, i require the sauce of the tomboy

[@math3000]

7:22 Ah yes, the ISP Technique

[@commanderguardian7292]

I guardian have a dream… A DREAM ABOUT TOMBOY’S!!!!!

[@dreadbow9518]

Every knight is a tomboy legend

[@adamraddish]

Love this episode can't wait to see more

[@coyote47713]

Yes! Please more!

[@justsomedude4547]

4:40 please don’t tell me I’m the only who thought “THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED”

[@veryyes8561]

*Bavaria has come to Brazil*

[@kornaktanker7633]

Good work lads, keeping France off the map

[@tommelling5797]

Ah I see you also have chosen the best tomboy Rimmy

[@ObligedUniform]

Them Duke boys are at it again.

[@tmarcus988]

2:50 remember Rimmy, aussies are just Irish that got caught

[@acoustic1688]

if rimmy is a guardsman in the next bro trip i'm going to scream

[@Hey_ImMat]

Aw Hell yeah some more cooky crazy incest moments in Crusader Kings 3

[@Hiro1oo1]

Absolutely play this another time, this is cursed as shit.

[@aarexion7685]

only real humans remember when this was called the french dukes

[@justsomechapinatophat5517]

I believe in Tomboyism...... I SHALL NEVER REPENT

[@randomtagr.t591]

I FUCKING LOVE IT So stupid and fun xd