WHY IS OUR EMPEROR IN JERUSALEM? | Crusader Kings 3

[@RimmyDownunder]

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[@razelcanukbacon1160]

hey dont know if it was just me but youtube didnt show me you had uploaded. This is the first time youtube hasent showed me one of your videos. Love your vids btw

[@faffy2632]

​@@razelcanukbacon1160same happened to me

[@carlod5818]

dont let him have the copper, we are moving towards a critical shortage NOT THE COPPER

[@lianxia1111]

“All of this for one more gem on my head” is a pretty good description for most things in history.

[@samfire3067]

Og Rome: Just one more province

[@TheNapster153]

Such a good concept, not even Tolkien bothered to change the script. Apart from the fact Melkor did in fact got the platinum achievement.

[@samiamrg7]

Often times, it would be “All of this for… Crushing war debt even though I won.”

[@jakeking974]

>daughter dies >attends party "So sorry to hear of your lass, me lord" "The who? OH, RIGHT! Eh, she's in a better place. Probably."

[@TheSchultinator]

Given how everything went down, it's definitely a better place

[@Predator20357]

Spoilers: The mental thought of this dude with like a “Birthday Boy” party crown, running away from a mob of angry kings and lieges to go to Jerusalem to escape the revolt is just hilarious.

[@randomintrovertedspider7510]

Imagine the Muslims watching several thousand soldiers land on the shores of the Holy Land, thinking it's another crusade, only to find out they're just chasing their emperor, who they're pissed off at.

[@samfire3067]

I am impresseded none of then tried to kill the emperor.

[@CaptainFirespitter]

Just insert Captain Jack Sparrow running away from the tribesmen and you’ve got this scene nailed completely!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@JoshSweetvale]

You never go full Marc Antony.

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

Leonardo DiCaprio's portrayal of King Louie from The Man in the Iron Mask WOULD 100% DO THIS

[@bulldowozer5858]

*Pulls out comically large pilgrimage*

[@Yourhandlesystemsucks]

"can i have a Pilgrimage?" "only a spoonful."

[@lucassundwall6639]

"My daughter just died." *Laughter ensues* "Well, just make a new one" - every CK3 play through ever

[@jonathangrafton4016]

666th like

[@thecombatwombat7652]

King Wladislav: I HAVE FOUGHT AND BLED FOR THE KINGDOM OF HUNGARY AND I RECEIVED NOTHING *starts having a heart attack* The Emperor: *doesn't notice* Yes, yes, I have heard your complaints and as soon as I can revoke those claims from the rapid dogs in Hungary... Wladislav: *falls over and dies* Harald: *walks over slowly* Soooooo... does that make me king now?

[@BaronVonMott]

* *4th Imperial Pilgrimage to Jerusalem starts, admits a horrendous civil war* * Electors: "He can't keep getting away with this!"

[@mechs_with_hands]

Rimmy: My lord, there are Poles on the outskirts of Prague. Birthday Boy: Worry not, I'm sure my regent will handle it.

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

My lord, your regent. Your regent could not mobilize enough men. He wasn't able to carry out his assault

[@John-qv5ux]

@@aaroncabatingan5238 Why am I imagining this as some kind of Medieval retelling of Der Untergang?

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

​@@aaroncabatingan5238 *Das war ein befehl!*

[@herusolares5320]

the HRE dream: Gathering garden hermits like they're lawn gnomes.

[@Ozzystrayroo]

"Is it time to make the family tree into a family circle, daddy?" "Behave, daughter. This is a special birthday event."

[@mikiczm3248]

Kinky

[@TheVeryLastLardeen]

The family tree is just a recycling logo

[@UnknownOps]

The family tree is a fucking ladder at this point.

[@TheLumenor]

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING? IS THAT JERUSALUM!!!!" Is by far my favorite part of this video.

[@PhoenixT70]

"Why is there a five-year cooldown?!" is not a question I ever expected to hear in regards to self-die, but Rimmy and company have achieved that this day.

[@janhornak5739]

Rimmy playing as Bohemians? Man, those legionaires got him good.

[@O5-hans]

The Czech propaganda is working hehehehehehahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA

[@hussites619]

You can't stop the Czechs

[@janhornak5739]

@@hussites619 hell yeah

[@heinzlilio4612]

Heinrich: Goes on a speech on how he will compensate the King of Bohemia for his efforts Vratislav: Dies of boredom

[@Hollow-Eyes]

Trying to run an empire with several people is one of the funniest things you can do in this game. We also tend to use the Holy Roman Empire or the Mongolians. I too once lost my territory, but I got banished to Ireland, before getting conquered and vassalized by england. I then managed to marry my way into the english royal family. After a large and complicated assasination plot, I finally took over England and then swore fealty to the Holy Roman Empire. Meanwhile my friends were crusading for Jerusalem and one of them somehow ended up in India while another somehow converted Egypt to Catholism. What was our glorious emporer doing? He created a new nudist faith which sent us in into death spiral as we fought a giant civil war which ended in a two thirds of the empire dissapearing.

[@EVILSCOTSMAN2k11]

That sounds hilarious XD

[@ToxyTheGachaAnimatronic]

My mental image is just a siege of the castle and one of the advisors walks out and tells the troops that the king is on holiday in the Holy Land and they just look at each other and just sat there waiting for the king to come back into the castle so they can siege it again

[@crawler6019]

4:05 Sam: "I'm pregnant!" Rimmy: "Thanks... what???" NGL. That exchange killed me

[@stephenlucas8836]

9:26 "Bohemian and Italian as one. White and Mediterranean Together."

[@TheLeninTrain]

Side note on the Grand Master of the Order of Malta and the siege of the island : 1) Jean Parisot de Valette's spy network told him the Ottomans were coming, the man didn't even doubt the info; he just started levying taxes, men and finished building forts 2) The man was almost 70 during the siege of Malta... that's double the life expectancy of the average person in 1565. 3) He had about 6,000 men to fight (including the local population of Malta which was about 3,000) and he beat the 40,000 strong Ottoman army. 4) The citizens were so panicked that he basically went "well if these old bones of mine can fight, so can you". 5) Because if him, the Ottomans lost 20-35k men and decided to call it a day. 6) The Ottomans wanted Malta as a staging ground to go invade Sicily and and then the Kingdom of Naples. So yeah... the Order of Malta saved Medieval Europe.

[@AGrumpyPanda]

With some help from 8-10'000 spaniards coming to relieve them, the threat of which caused increasing desperation in the Ottoman forces to the point that by the time they actually arrived the Ottomans just gave up and went home. Not denying that Valette and the Hospitallers won a victory that nobody expected, and that they put up one of the biggest challenges to Ottoman supremacy that the world had seen yet.

[@TheLeninTrain]

@@AGrumpyPanda Spaniards: ALRIGHT WE'RE HERE FOR A FIGHT ¿DONDE ESTAN? de Valette: They are leaving Señor. Ottomans: Yeah, this is too much effort. Keep your damned island 😤

[@Peptuck]

Rimmy's daughter dying: burnt egg. Sam coming to visit: meth ice cream.

[@amuroray.1690]

Funnily enough this reminds me of that one video of the zombie game where burnt food would give you severe depression?

[@Peptuck]

yeah, that's what i was referencing.@@amuroray.1690

[@ad_astra5]

The legend of count cadulto to and his comically large spoon lives on

[@commander0.087]

COUNT CADULTO!

[@crasterlongshanks4284]

Count Cadulto the fornicator will not be named in the court of our mighty emperor, Jair Bolsonaro

[@British-Imperator]

Interesting tidbit, the Knights Hospitaller still exist. The Order of the Knights Hospitallers of Malta and Rhodes is still a sovreign nation with land in Rome.

[@lucassundwall6639]

Sam's the MVP of this episode purely for lying on his back.

[@bahumat9853]

The Editor is based and loredumped so much in the space of a single second about a really cool part of the Christian Holy Orders.

[@Capum5]

I was totally thinking that last line would've been "If you can't beat 'em...take a trip to the holy land on your special day." God this entire video was hilarious.

[@ulric8445]

Jesus Sam’s empress had more than that dawg in her, she had a whole legion in her womb

[@lewissmith6350]

Rimmy: Ten years you've been king and not once have you given me territory Warpugss: Sorry I can't talk I'm in Jerusalem

[@stephenlucas8836]

11:52 “I am now the king of Denmark.” Clarify: “Directly boarding the king of Denmark”

[@joshuadarrow]

"My Liege, they jumping me."

[@theinternetshavecome1640]

Their commitment to dusting roleplaying on what they were doing already is what takes this vid from good to glorious.

[@WhopperJrNoCheese]

“There is nothing you can do to stop me…” Famous last words.

[@thegeneralmitch]

We're at war on multiple fronts my lord! Declare a feast and demand all my generals attend!

[@goldengunner9591]

On that Swadian shit, I guess

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

Rimmy is our adorable little boy from the Land of Oz.

[@connordlthegamer2980]

the duke of lesser poland watching as tsar heinrich parts the adriatic sea to escape to the holy land

[@jakeking974]

Ah, yes, the divine artifact, the Body of Saint Rimulus, Patron Saint of the Down Under, He Who Walks With Ushanka, The ARMAnnointed One.

[@aidanfarnan4683]

"This is the last pilgrimage before we invade Poland..." is such a cursed yet historical comment.

[@AJ-pt7bo]

I literally downloaded CK3 earlier today and did almost everything Rimmy did in this video by pure chance just to go on KZbin and see this

[@billybob7653]

Rimmy learning about the Chads hospitaller is what I’m here for

[@teamchaos5101]

Glad to see Rimmy collabing with Gawr Gura

[@dangerdean9066]

I wonder why Gura was on the thumnbnail

[@stixusardarach2625]

Yay, a new Rimmy CK3 video!

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

"I will back soon" "NO YOU DONT" Im dead lol

[@hissboomcreeperalt1020]

"My daughter just died..." *cue hysterical laughter*

[@g3arjammer837]

Missed you playing this game, was rewatching the older videos yesterday

[@mixednarwhal]

Is anyone else not finding this video in their subscription feed and instead are finding it on the KZbin home page?

[@allknowingidiot1835]

Same here. Was gonna comment as well but you beat me to it

[@drakeironshield7932]

Yeah ... pretty annoyed about this

[@mixednarwhal]

@@drakeironshield7932 On mobile you can select a channel you are subscribed to at the top and have all of their videos sorted from newest first. When selecting Rimmy’s channel the video will pop up but when you deselect the channel it will revert to all channels and weirdly still won’t show it even though it just registered it was there.

[@tusken9669]

I sure love youtube giving me notifications for videos I've already seen a couple days ago while pretending they got uploaded hours ago, meanwhile this got ignored

[@alfakillr]

Same here. Unsubscribing and resubscribing doesn't make it appear either, so is KZbin filtering the video somehow?

[@KeranPole]

holy shit a multiplayer CK3 game that's a 25 minute video?? what a great gift okay immediate banger

[@Billzor991]

Rimmy this is probably one of my favorite videos you've done with the other guys. I don't know why but this was just an absolute blast to watch.

[@RepChris]

18:35 Fun fact: the knights hospitaler (To be precise the Malteser Order, and the Order of Saint John (roman-catholic and protestant respectively)) run a lot of the ambulances in Germany

[@RepChris]

The Order of Saint John (also referred to as the Johanniterorden), or the full name: Bailiwick of Brandenburg of the Chivalric Order of Saint John of the Hospital at Jerusalem have some really funny ranks, "Knight of Honor" and "Knight of Justice"

[@stephenlucas8836]

4:01 Remmy: “otz why are you called Denmark?” Otz: “ooo… there can only be one of us.” Sounds most historical war justification reason I heard. 11:52 Then “I am now the king of Denmark.” Clarify: “Directly boarding the king of Denmark” Some search through the history books about some guy changing his lands name to take a bigger nation.

[@CStone-xn4oy]

This video has so many reasons for why CK3 is my favorite game of all time.

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

18:25 I just looked at bohemias borders. Surprisingly accurate

[@vicentegodoy5493]

2:05 he is going in the jar

[@ferpman2179]

thanks youtube for not showing this in my subscription feed very cool youtube great website you got here

[@gabrielwojniusz1993]

17:24 Arab D-Day

[@scifimisc9191]

TIL Sabaton are missing a song. Theyve got one for 40 years before the great battle of Malta, and one for not that long after it, but no actual song for the knights hospitaller

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

this is like if Charles the second survived and actually ran the country

[@lukes244]

I need you to play more multiplayer ck3 so much, i love the game and with the shit your groups get up to its even better.

[@syrusalder7795]

I love putting these videos on the background while i play games

[@MeonLights]

I just imagine the Emperor running around in those "here comes a special boy" shoes xD Plus, ask the historical Duchess Matilda about the dog. I think the players are innocent this time.

[@hermes931]

20:35 a small breakdown

[@GrippyClips]

this is hilarious, I love your group of friends.

[@givemeawand]

I love it when Rimmy does CK3

[@mitchmitting102]

Rimmy, thought I'd say, but I didn't get a notification for this vid despite being subbed and have notifications on

[@michaelselph3530]

Another CK3 video from Rimmy?! Christmas came early

[@MozzDef]

Im lifting while watching, i will giggle and drop my dumbell on my self.

[@Cyns-Sinner]

I’ve never been to a video this quickly.

[@GaldirEonai]

A massive brawl in Floridsdorf? Sounds about right...

[@coldheartedreaper]

Floridians: y'all wanna see a hurricane I'll show you a goddamn hurricane hold my fuckin beer

[@tehwhaffle3088]

I nearly died laughing to this video. fucking amazing antics as usual!

[@antitroller101]

This is a pretty spot on depiction of being a noble in the Holy Roman Empire, or as I like to call it; the Unholy Cluster Fuck -_-

[@TomtheWonderDog]

Your empire was neither Most, nor Special, nor even a Boy.

[@Dal-mm5km]

His special day is gonna start the crusader wars

[@catgckool428]

I have you set to all for notifications yet I only found out about this video due to the recommended feed.

[@AlexanderTF]

Count Elek, count Elek, where is he, oh upsie he's dead ...

[@inasapostle13thapostleofthe12]

Huh.... KZbin legit refused to show me this in my subscription tab.......

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

this is the type of video paradox would PAY someone to make

[@PartiallyLoyal]

This is the funniest Rimmy video in millennia

[@HyperK7]

I’m fiercely disappointed that Rimmy did not bring back the religion of Tomboy Supremacy in this playthrough.

[@stevenastillero9599]

I have little to no idea what was going on but I laughed so much that it hurts. Thank you but also no thank you, XD.

[@Allen0wl]

It been awhile, the king has returned

[@maxpieper2290]

This vid didn't show up in my subscriptions page, weird. Anyways, always good to see more ck!

[@elcazador3349]

Most competent Holy Roman Emperor:

[@DocsLenses]

Hell yeah more CK3 from Rimmy!!!

[@danteglory95]

Why let a little Civil War get in the way of a good pilgrimage?

[@thecreeker1917]

Best merch plug I seen in awhile!

[@guesstime6445]

18:35 accordly to Wikipedia there still around to this day. I guess they faired better than the Knights Templar.

[@FollowerOfTheProphet]

Ah yes the Crusades🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Did you know i was the King!

[@xtxownage]

accurate that he likes copper, seeing most of Australia's cables are copper.

[@Cooli167]

I hope yall play the next DLC. Its looking good for shennanigans

[@vicentegodoy5493]

4:05 he pulled the pregnancy card THIS early in the date???

[@Hammerheadcruiser]

What a great thumbnail

[@fabriziocossio]

Seeing this stream love was the best stuff ever Yoi guys play more CK3 together Maybe as the seljuk empire next time?

[@TenkoBerry]

This was Great that am back again 👌

[@saltycoffee8106]

Laughed throughout the video 5/5

[@DIEGhostfish]

7:15 People PAY to pretend to be detectives!

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

I was hoping they bring back the Broken men.

[@PSIRockOmega]

Duuuuuuude, can we get more of this?

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

14:56 Please don't. Sincerily, Poland. Also, have you considered playing the Crusader Blade style of campaign? As in that mod that merges CK3 and Bannerlord. You could actually fight your silly battles in person. Or does it not work with Coop? frankly, i don't know

[@minibotas9496]

I wish stellaris had a similar level of politics, this was so fucking funny

[@graysondowell7966]

Please make more videos like this 😂