The Worst Planet - Warhammer 40k Gladius w/ Digby, Zoran, Digi & Cadians

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Really enjoyed Gladius, so much so we ran a second match immediately after this first one which was just a 1v1v1v1 with no Quest victory. It's clearly made by massive fans from 40k, just from the amount of lore they managed to squeeze into this game alone.
Joining me today was:
Zoran the Bear: / zoranthebear
Digby: / digbytathamwarter
Digital Vagrant: / digitalvagrant
NearlySam: / nearlysam
Warpig: / warpugss
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#40k #Gladius #Slitherine

[@anondescriptbullet]

"Zoran just dropped a fortress on top of me!" Rogal Dorn is pleased

[@jixdl8617]

A good defense is the strongest offence

[@weldonwin]

"Yeeeeeeeeees...."

[@dalekdozer8209]

I am fortifying this position.

[@sajmongamerstone1990]

He took "dropping a base" bit too seriously

[@Rick586]

"We will build a castle, and it will be named 'Castle.'"

[@bigmikk63]

Ah, Rimmy, 40k, and friends. Couldn't have asked for anything better today.

[@employervizor1559]

VULKAN LIVES!!!!!!

[@ChulioRCHulio]

@@employervizor1559 "STOMP STOMP"

[@Breakingcraft]

Rimmy voicing anime girls?

[@bigjoeflo]

Do any of them play actual 40K?

[@lovebunny2652]

@@bigjoeflo Maybe not, but it's rly not the most accecible hobby. Especially for me, who lives in South America.

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

Rimmy: *ranting about **_reddit_** 40k* Zoran: *getting emperor tts material*

[@onatyungul872]

XD

[@s2korpionic]

tbf reddit 40k can be very cancerous at times

[@vetleelias]

@@s2korpionic at times is more like 70% of the time

[@thefiresworddragon927]

@@cibo889 What ISN'T cancerous about Reddit for ALL franchises would be a shorter list.

[@tonarsilverwolf6485]

this aged like milk

[@employervizor1559]

I want more of the intelligent ork Dose he have a KZbin channel

[@DigbyTathamWarterZF]

No, but I hear he streams on Twitch - www.twitch.tv/digbytathamwarter

[@asemiintelligentork8388]

OI! IZ DA ONLY INTELLEGENT ORK ROUND ERE AND ILL KRUMP ANY GIT O SAYZ OTHERWIZE!

[@employervizor1559]

@@asemiintelligentork8388 Wait That pfp *Therussainbager intensifies*

[@employervizor1559]

@@DigbyTathamWarterZF Wait Is it you

[@iplaygames8090]

@@employervizor1559 it seems so.

[@ZoranTheBear]

It was super fun to play with everyone! I look forward to dropping fortresses on everyone again.

[@employervizor1559]

Zoran Please Use Rimmys voice Clips as a Part In TTS Please

[@jackstewart2258]

what whould happen if Lemon russ eat a lemon

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

@@jackstewart2258 What if Maggots the Red ate maggots?

[@brosephnoonan223]

Hey what would happen if Lemon Russ wasnt named Lemon Russ, but Lorgar was? Do you think he would still be named after a tank?

[@nardo8006]

where's the beer Zoran

[@FreedomFighterEx]

Gladius; where everyone is having a bad time except the Orks. They just happy to be there. They didn't intend to be there in the first place but now they aren't leaving.

[@AgentTasmania]

Microcosm

[@Slightlycamouflaged]

ork be ork

[@sentrysapper45]

It's true. Even the Tyranids have a bad time; they're essentially escaped samples from a Mechanicus research lab. Even if you win with them the victory epilogue says they all eventually starve on account of being unable to contact a Hive Fleet.

[@fumarc4501]

GREEN IZ BEST!

[@admechhat1551]

Their whole campaign is about building a new Rok and leave on a new Waagh though. After stomping the good enemy. And they are out of red paint, but the humans have red stuff inside them, so you have to destroy a hive and get some.

[@loafofbullets]

Actually i love hearing an orc talk about the finer points of armoured vehicles

[@LelouchVee]

Well, sometimes making more port holes in your trukk's armor plating would allow the gitz already housed inside to fire their sluggas with relatively high efficiency and precision, resulting in an obvious and desirable effect of having MORE DAKKA

[@Rick586]

@@LelouchVee *DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!*

[@gokbay3057]

RED UNZ GO FASTA

[@Rick586]

@@gokbay3057 An da yelo onez goez *BOOM*

[@Chimeraguard-iv6uc]

"Da humies an' Eldar just ain't usin' Sensabul Deziyn Konceptz."

[@skelo9033]

Digital is still on the run from ZF after the terrible beer incident I see.

[@TheDakkaman]

Digby: *Starts demonstrating Ork voice* Me: “Never have I needed something so much and never known until I received it.”

[@epiktom5768]

Same.

[@nedcurfman3486]

First of all I demand more towers. Second, I demand more towels. And third, I demand more trowels. The brick-work on this place is a shit-show.

[@devildevious2646]

Your planet is for intitled weaklings

[@thedyingmeme6]

Digby is a commisar and an ork?? Gucci!

[@RedTalan]

God now I’m imagining rimmy playing Star Wars empire at war

[@Mamorufumio]

half of me wishs to see that, the other half wants me to see him play star wars battlegrounds (think age of empires 2 but starwars)

[@Rick586]

I wonder how long it would take him to figure out how OP bomber spam is.

[@RedTalan]

Yea but imagine rimmy with the eclipse

[@RedTalan]

I know I could kick his a@@

[@lonerangerv1224]

@@Rick586 Depends on if he plays base game or modded

[@Szoki86]

I'd love Rimmy and his Cadians to voice actual Cadians when TTS Brotrip finally gets to Cadia... in 3 years or so. Zoran, please yell wolf related profanities at Alfabusa till he agrees.

[@gwinnr6134]

Hm yes.

[@AnimaRytak]

I still want Rimmy to voice an Ork Warboss, or at least a nob.

[@cnlbenmc]

Nah Rimmy needs to be a really big Warboss Ork like Gagzskull Mag Uruk Thrakka or the Arch Arsonist!

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

@@cnlbenmc Why not both?

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

@@AnimaRytak DIGANOBZ!

[@JagerLange]

Digby getting his money's worth from that voice modulator.

[@TheNufinger]

“Can you milk a Tau?” -SexualYeti will remember that.-

[@jackmack4181]

Maybe taumorrow

[@vanconojl]

@@jackmack4181 boo...

[@Goldfish4242]

He's already looked into that topic.

[@-JustHuman-]

You can milk anything with enough force,,,,,,,

[@Medicae131]

"What the actual FUCK? I just looked at my southern territory and it's Surrounded by Tyranids." - Like probably a million imperial citizens throughout M41.

[@tygar7303]

This game is literally just if civilisation 6 focused on the most fun part: war

[@notoriousgoblin83]

It's suspiciously like endless legends, even down to the UI

[@Zadenae]

@@notoriousgoblin83 Honestly to me it looks like a straight rip from civ: beyond earth

[@MD-yd8lh]

its more wargamy

[@caseywensnahan3543]

@@Zadenae but without the game breaking bugs.

[@reddd4576]

I miss the ship warfare and harbours

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

Sam: *drops stargate* Rimmy: *and I took that personally*

[@kayjeld1813]

I know the voice mod is to sound like a greenskin, but honestly he just sounds like Baltasar Gelt

[@MagpieDynamics]

“I AM SUPREME”

[@npswm1314]

WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN!

[@KanuckStreams]

Baltasar Gelt confirmed Greenskin. Now we know why he wears the gold mask.

[@kayjeld1813]

@@npswm1314 "WEL'OME TO ESTALIA BOIS"

[@antonioferrari5884]

@@kayjeld1813 Welcome ta gladius Boyz. I will not lie, da chances uv yer survival are small. Some may even turn against yer git as liv'n korpses, but yer have ma word dat i will use ma magic ta ensure yer bodiez are given unto morr's garden. Dis iz ‘da greatest reward, more dan even WAAAGH!, for ‘da fate uv yer soul iz an eternal koncern. Now kome, follow me. Strike down da 'umiez, pointy ears an’ bugs ‘dat rise against us, allow me ta find dis eldritch amulet. I ask not for ma own selfish studies, but for 'da gud uv 'da orcs!

[@JeffrevinYT]

"Sorry, was that just fuckin'- what's his name from Star Wars?" "Watto." "Watto, yeah. 'Eh, Watto!'" *_"YOUR HERESY DOES NOT WORK ON ME!"_*_ intensifies_

[@oligb1469]

"Obliviously hearing an ork discuses the finer points of armour vehicle management might be slightly jarring for your viewers" well that's it Krorks are back wheres Vulkan when you need him.

[@sturm9087]

More like where are the necrons when you need them

[@bathtubanarchy]

If a Leman Russ departs Fenris traveling to Terra in the year 30,000 at 40 warps per hour, when would he arrive? Now, what if he was carrying a cursed demonic axe that communicates only in anime theme songs?

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

8:36

[@fumarc4501]

“Have you considered Rule 34 in that?” “Warboss Bigtoof, No!” Gork and Mork bless Digby

[@luangomes2431]

If Digby ever get isekai he would get reincarnated as a ork

[@Deveyus]

"He massacred my guardsmen" Ah, so guardsmen doin' what they are meant to do.

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

*_"Why did we pick a planet that was cold? Why couldn't we have invaded somewhere sunny?"_* And now I'm just imagining Orks in beach clothes. Thanks Digby, you just made the Orks even more awesome.

[@thyrussendria8198]

"The general of the Imperial Army..." "Imperial Guard." "Astra Militarum." "THE WALL OF GUNS!" Who gets it?

[@weldonwin]

Do Not Boop The Merry Suicide Bomber!

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

@@weldonwin It would be but a boop upon it's noggin!

[@npswm1314]

@@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 DO NOT BOOP IS SNOOT VULKAN!

[@ahardworker2154]

@@npswm1314 BOOOOOOOOP

[@weldonwin]

@@ahardworker2154 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *(Prolonged Bird Noises)*

[@brosephnoonan223]

3 minutes in and this is already true to lore. Eldar show up to human lands univited, get attacked, absolutely massacre them with superior weaponry after an agressive warning. Eldar show up to Necron territory and get vaporized without a word. Orks build their main warcamp on a necron tomb, only notice it after the fact.

[@JeffrevinYT]

"I'ma be very frank with you, Rimmy, I felt the psychic agony of your soul from all the way across the Pacific." No other thing transcends time and space as strongly as *pain.*

[@imperialfist2304]

“OH DEAR GOD HOW ARE WE STILL ALIVE?!”-Everyone except the Tyranids, Orks, and maybe the Necrons “Heh he, DAKKA go boom”-The Orks

[@John-Stark]

Necrons: I'm fucking bored!

[@SONGS5665]

Listening to Digby, in an Ork Voice, talking about the finer parts of gun ports is the most fucking Orky thing that can occur.

[@danielfeagin3846]

I like the idea that Warboss Bigtoof is actually an expert in mixed unit tactics and early 'Umie tank design.

[@JeffrevinYT]

"Can you milk a T'au?" "It's blue milk! It's just blue milk!" What is this, Star Wars?

[@leratt355]

7:55 adeptus mechanicus: *heavy breathing*

[@captainkeyes1523]

When the heretics think the land army of the guard can’t reach them out in the ocean, but they see a line of Chymera’s barreling down the beach for the waves

[@MrFullCrumb01]

"Techpriest, are you ABSOLUTELY SURE this vehicle can float?" "Do not doubt the will of the Omnissiah, Lord Commissar. For the will of the Machine Spirit will force it to, if it requires it so."

[@Jewel122580]

@@MrFullCrumb01 VULKEN LIVES. *STOMP STOMP*

[@JJJBunney001]

@@Jewel122580 No

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

Enslavers aren't extinct, they've popped up from time to time. Not nearly as powerful as they were in the good old days, but they're still one of the few things that the Inquisition will genuinely make a consideration of exterminatus at the first sign of trouble (not the way fans joke about exterminatus either; inquisitors aren't actually trigger happy when it comes to that because its a good way to get themselves declared traitor, but if they have evidence of enslavers that's usually at least enough to reduce it to a reprimand if not being considered full justification).

[@Aredel]

*Looks at the Months of Shame*

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

@@Aredel I'm sure you think that's a gotcha, but they turned to exterminatus once the population was considered corrupted, escaped, scattered to many worlds and under the support of what they considered to be renegade astartes that enjoyed a very popular position and could have, hypothetically, called the assistance of enough chapters to qualify as a real civil war. When it was contained to a single world, they were more than happy to sterilize and work them to death while making efforts to make the planet suitable for inhabitation in the future. Essentially, the inquisition viewed exterminatus as a way of dealing with a problem getting so out of hand that they genuinely didn't have time for the personal touch; with a first founding chapter doing everything in their power to shield and evacuate people the only way to get them without some escapees would be the quickest and most complete way. Which is exterminatus. Put another way; if the inquisition was so exterminatus happy that they did it at the drop of a hat, then they would have packed up after the first war and just burned the planet instead of trying to do it the careful way. The months of shame wouldn't have happened because the space wolves wouldn't have had the opportunity to save anyone. It might have still sparked a conflict, sure, but a punitive one instead of a protective one.

[@marley7868]

@@Aredel looks at the celestial lions and the inquisition assassination and sabotaging them during the war for Armageddon

[@BaronVonMott]

Giving Digby the Orkz just so he could do that voice was a brilliant idea! I love how you can still just about recognise his distinctive inflection through the accent! 😂😂😂😂

[@commissarkilroyvonlatwick6996]

Guardsmen:Lets negotiate with the Zen... Booom!!!! Me A Commissar: Any other options.

[@AonghasMcTavish]

Orks having civilized discussions about the finer points of apcs is canon now and you can't change my mind.

[@nbr1rckr]

Apcs is cannons now?

[@AonghasMcTavish]

@@nbr1rckr no. "Canon" means something is true when talking about science fiction, non canon means it is not true to a sci-fi universe.

[@simplelogic933]

You carry the Emperor's will as your torch, with it destroy the shadows.

[@captainkeyes1523]

Also I thought Zoran voiced Leman, why is he fortifying his position as a way of attacking?

[@npswm1314]

Zoran also does Rogal Dorn. God will that be awkward when they finally meet.

[@captainkeyes1523]

@@npswm1314 no he isn’t. Superanchors is the VA for Rogal

[@maxumusjesus]

Gladius is great, not because of the gameplay but because of it's ability to remind you how doomed everyone is in the 40,000th millennium.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Everyone except the orks

[@emperorred99]

The real question is when are commissar digby and colonel rummy getting into tts

[@sgt_delta5565]

oh....oh no... yaaaaaaaaabe

[@ellieblaber4243]

oh god yes, put them in corvus and vulkans magical adventure

[@combativeThinker]

@@sgt_delta5565 Ugh. Disgusting.

[@umbra9472]

This didn’t age well. I miss TTS

[@NoobPTFO]

“I, of course, am Rimmy.” Wait I thought this was Digby.

[@jrdestroyer5922]

At least we don't have to deal with the toasters

[@kalebfromme6482]

For now

[@adamorick2872]

You missed he has a tech priest. Pretty sure the priest has all the tosters

[@Rick586]

The toasters showed up en masse at the end.

[@jakeshepherd7046]

"Warboss bigtoof no!" That was such pure emotion from Rimmy I'm dying XD

[@deanmckellar619]

8:35 Rimmy confirmed to be Hitman 2 "Diplomat", change my mind

[@DorkMatter001]

ayyyyyy project wingman

[@benjaminstorace6699]

I want Rimmy's outburst to be used in TTS. It'd be hilarious.

[@spyrorulz2]

I’ve got the game, but my potato PC can’t actually run it and crashes every two seconds, seeing this video has made me just that much more desperate for a new pc. Gunna get my chomp on as the nids. Excellent video Rimmy!

[@catsndogs98]

Well here’s the thing; do you have enough gpu and do you have enough ram?

[@spyrorulz2]

@@catsndogs98 Sadly no and sadly no, I was fairly naive and optimistic when I got the game 😅. To be fair I know exactly what the issues are and what pc I’m going to get, it’s just getting the bugger which is the problem.

[@onatyungul872]

The thing on this cesspit of the game is that even if you have good pc (with neccesery hardware) if your GPU doesnt support vulkan then you are automaticly locked out on the game. I had a good pc when they first launced the game, i was able to run it with max graphics but they switced to Vulkan graphs, then game was launching no more. And this wasn't in the game description as well in the first place. They just did it. Which is why i hate Slytherin. I cant play a game that i was playing and bought it on steam just because they decided to switch Vulkan gpi..... I'm sorry Rimmy but im not supporting Slytherin. edit: and i dont thing that 1 persons (me) problems matters. But here is me trying to do something. :((

[@notoriousgoblin83]

I suggest playing endless legend, as it's basically this game but 4 years older and has less shitty dlc

[@notoriousgoblin83]

@@onatyungul872 also I think it's a ripoff of endless legends. It looks similar down to the UI elements.

[@romankvapil9184]

So. Should we be worried there is a semi-intellectual Ork boi in Rimmy's group now?

[@dethmetel]

The AI is brutal in this game. *cries in Kastelan Robot*

[@jidk6565]

The Astra Militarum? Ah, you must mean the WALL OF GUNS!

[@SuzanneHomemaker]

Enslavers have come back into the 42nd millennium but thankfully they aren’t near as dangerous as their ancestors.

[@npswm1314]

Considering the fact that Enslavers are on that map...the pointy eared hedonists should be going crazy.

[@guther1077]

yeah boi been waiting for Hazuki to play warhammer! ever since i heard she likes wargames

[@dippybanjo1914]

So with Rimmy and Zoran getting on so well, along with a ZF clan mate, we gonna have an aussie on either Soviets stream or a voice on TTS?

[@John-Stark]

ZF as a Guardsman regiment of Perpetuals...

[@Gingerbreadley]

Ork speak really is the best part of 40k

[@YoutubeChangedmyusername]

Hmm wonder if the starship troopers game will come out after the sale...

[@Sgtnolisten]

When you started talking after your opening bit, swear to god Zoranthebear was talking for a sec.

[@somerandomdude5931]

i don't usually buy games KZbinrs do an ad for, but when i do, it's always a Rimmy ad

[@Duneczan]

Holy shit, I just realized Zoran is from If The Emperor Had A Text-to-Speech Device. I thought that voice sounded familiar. PRAISE THE EMPEROR!

[@jamaro2006]

I see they made the traditional noob mistake of leaving quests on in a multiplayer game. They are purely intended for single player since they cause massive armies to spawn outside of the player who gets the quests vision range, which can result in them spawning in other players bases like those tyranids did. They are also a win condition, since cities take a very long time to kill in this game and it can be a slog to try and kill all the AI.

[@jakegriffith4781]

They may have Catachan Devils....But do they have Catachan Barking Toads?

[@jakegriffith4781]

@@kindelderson9838 Vulcan, do not boop that merry suicide bomber!

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

> Rimmy wanted to read more Horus Heresy. > Rimmy also wants you to stop talking about the Primarchs. Bad news buckaroo, although it might just be Reddit boys talking VS debates but if that isn't the case oof.

[@sturm9087]

I think he just means it’s super annoying that all anyone talks about is the primarchs which he’s not wrong. Primarch fanboys really obnoxious

[@Aaron-io8vw]

Digby's level of faithfulness to the source material makes every stream he appears in so much better.

[@lordfelidae4505]

When I heard Digby’s Ork voice, I yelled *YEAH* and startled my Roomate.

[@Nikelaos_Khristianos]

Rimmy's pain about redundant 40k Lore questions is exactly how I feel about hypothetical, alternate world history questions. 😂😂😂

[@Sneedster_14]

My man really did crack at the mention of primarchs because he’s got a mad chubby for the IG, I too feel the pain

[@sturm9087]

It’s probably just that nobody shuts up about them and brings them into every conversation no matter what it’s about in 40k. He’s not wrong it does get pretty annoying listening to primarch fanboys all the time

[@PhoenixT70]

"Rewards: Victory." Yep. Sounds like the Imperial Guard.

[@smugly6793]

Hoenstly this is just a win-win for everyone. Rimmy and Co. get to play a game, the company that made it gets to advertise, we get to watch a great video, and I am now considering buying this. All around a win

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

@ 6:27: "General, we have a massive movement of the 'Nids approaching our base from the south! Need immediate support!" "Wait one, I'll try to contact the Commissar." "..WHY?!?" "Well, he's busy leading a rescue, so-" "NO, WHY IS HE- ARGH, IT DOESN'T MATTER, JUST SEND US SOME DAMN REINFORCEMENTS, WE'RE BEING OVERRUN!" "Okay, I have the Commissar on the line now: he's saying, 'WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK'...and now he appears to be stammering. Hope that helps!" *Click* "..WHY DOES THE GUARD KEEP APPOINTING COMMISSARS TO COMMAND?!?"

[@BickeringWithBurke]

Digby is my favorite anime antagonist!

[@Inucroft]

best comment

[@danesorensen1775]

I'm hearing' ya on the comic book-isation of 40k. I miss the days when the Primarchs were only figures of legend.

[@josephdalimonte5106]

This stream was a fucking roller coaster

[@SomeGuy-cp1km]

“Can you milk a Tau” I see we have a Krekk0v fan in this video.

[@claymore1555]

-No one picks Mechanicus -Keep sending waves of meat to die and leaves piles of equipment -Get the Chimera wet with no regard for its Machine Spirit -Have such little regard for for your holy artifacts that you make the local Tech-Priest go rouge to end the madness

[@dcguy3]

As a comic guy for over a decade, a newbie to Warhammer.... that impression was 100% accurate

[@Dirt1061]

I love this game so much! Its so well made from such a small dev team.

[@Glitch_Online]

I watched part of this live... i'm glad you uploaded this... Digby made my day in his intro.

[@JeffrevinYT]

rimmy: "Gotta say a big thank you to Slitherine for sponsoring today's video,..." me, a Gryffindor: wait, Slytherin House has a game studio?

[@baileyarchuleta6642]

Rimmy and friends lament over collective agony around the 40k universe. good shit

[@chillingplace2014]

Man, it's always good when its 40k! Like a special treat you can only have every now and then.

[@Khornecussion]

" ZORAN JUST DROPPED A FORTRESS ON TOP OF ME! " *Expand colossal chainblade*

[@matejkotrba9757]

From pain'ting endless ork boys and stormboys straight to watching Rimmy and more 40k...good, feels good...I approve Digby's message on krumpin'

[@nicholaswilson9194]

This video makes me happy. My favourite 'Tuber playing in my favourite fictional universe.

[@favillionbellarion9655]

everyone: calmly speaks about thier race. digby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@lordspaghettiyetithe1st513]

This looks like civilization and warhammer had a child and i love it

[@mannofdober873]

You don't shoot holes in Ork vehicles, you give them rifle ports. Or to be more sofistikated, Shoota portz.

[@carlsjolund2379]

4:26 “have you considered rule34ing that?” That with the voice changer cracked me up

[@Felsune.original]

I never have near the level of shit that has happened to these men, in all my time playing this game. My most 'exciting' moment was when I was trying to learn the Imperial guard and found the only two allied orks on the map who decided RIGHT then was the perfect time to find out if my trench lines were good enough. I would love to play with these absolute mad lads.

[@saphirone8030]

I feel like I watched the resume of an hilarious Black library book.

[@WarmasterDeath]

r/40klore seems 50% cool discussion and 50% "can space marines bone"

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Digby's introduction may have actually add a year onto my lifespan.

[@tweedilde8089]

When you sat down to watch a Rimmy video and now you're wondering why some dude would need a sword just to beat a basic imperial battle tank.

[@colonelh1875]

An Ork would put rifle ports in a Bradley. "DIS TANK NEEDZ MOR 'OLES FOR DAKKA!"

[@c00n-h2w]

Me getting this game: “This will be fun!” Game: “Oh, kid, you can’t even get in from the launcher.”

[@kencanning8622]

Love this game, when you're playing as the guard, Artillery, and aggressive defensive plays, build a shit ton of everything you can (weighted towards artillery) then slow march it across the map slowly expanding the area under your total control. PS you're not gonna kill those guys within 20 turns, the game is over for you at the end of that 20 turns

[@chrisnicolet8910]

In the grimdarkness of the 41st millennium there is only flusterclucks

[@FailcopterWes]

Yes! Been waiting for you to play this for ages. Good to see you're liking it.

[@baronvonbeagle9787]

Rimmy: "god" me: "God emperor" Rimmy: "Of course... "

[@Perzoenightshade9041]

Any one else want to watch these guys play against a bunch of Game admins.

[@fabianmichaelgockner5988]

11:10 Just imagine the Conversation between them Chimera and the Coastal Guard: Kommissar: "Ehmmm... Excuse me, very big biest but we have a question from the Emperor." Very big Biest: "First, my Master told me I am a Coastal Guard whose shall to protect his Land he qonquered. Second, what is your question?" Kommissar: "...Okay, my question is actually very (should be) simple for you, Coastal Guard; Where are the Orks?" Coastal Guard: " Yes your question is very simple; they Northeast from here from." Kommissar: "Through the infested Land? Thanks Coastal Guard." Kommissar: *in his mind* "We need to find a better Coast for further Operations."

[@ivanelias3916]

and remenber kids... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLZ FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! GLORY TO KHORNE!!!!

[@Volvith]

This gave me flashbacks to that one 4chan greentext fanfic where a planet go cluster-fucked so hard by every race and their mother, that a warp rift opened near it and pulled a past version of itself into the present, only to have the two collide into each other.