【ENG Sub】Holostars Roberu, there is no cafeteria in the map

nice cafeteria son
Okay so I literally was not able to do Hololive EN Japanese translations because I was busy with Hololive JP, now that classes has started (in my country) I'll mainly be focused on Aki for now and probs rarely other Hololive members until I get a nice schedule.
Soon enough I hope I'll get enough time for clipping Hololive EN for our JP bros. Its time I start clipping Holostars too yay!
【Stream link】: • 【AmongUs】視聴者参加型のAmongU...
【Yukokuro Roberu Ch】: / @yukokuroberu

[@NIREV]

*The Cafeteria is not on this map but it's in my soul* - Roberu

[@banned0404]

Wait.... The waiting/spawn is not a cafeteria? I always though that it was though.

[@chiquilio]

@@banned0404 not in this specific map, it's more like an office/conference room

[@ryansatoshi7932]

I'm so glad I accused Son because it lead to a legendary meme.

[@cabbage8258]

We now bow to you

[@sh_eru3696]

Kai,you deserve this 👑

[@ihavethehighground8697]

Chad

[@random-cm8im]

You're emitting a strong chad aura

[@noe4354]

👍

[@aidanisachair]

The girls are cool and all but roberu is seriously my favorite holo member

[@jet3386]

There is a flavor of everyone mate, just look at how many livers there are in cover. THERE IS A LOT

[@MarieRose2]

He’s my favorite! I also want his acrylic post card!!

[@MarieRose2]

Wohlfe I know right especially when I’m having a bad day and I tune in to his stream he just makes my day 10000x better 🥺💗💗

[@nakedpotato9894]

Well a Fathers love is different

[@mochimochikanna5018]

ikr, i know that holostars supposed to be the male idol but i feel like they were just ur usual bros hanging out. (esp Roberu)

[@november6344]

Roberu is just raking up memes after memes. From Winning Son, to UCANDOIYT, Roberu Vs Gaming Chair in a cave, and now Cafetaria in my soul

[@Duzz1412]

What! Roberu vs gaming chair!? 🤣 i havent seen that, could you link the video plz.

[@eyewai]

@@Duzz1412 Search up "Roberu Gaming Chair"! its a livestream he did as he assembled a gaming chair and turned up reverb LOL

[@-Fanboy-]

Don't forget Roberu's Gal Game where he romanced a toilet.

[@TetrixJ]

@@-Fanboy- Ima need source or know what to exactly look up

[@-Fanboy-]

@@TetrixJ it was his Gal Game stream, I don't think it's been translated yet, but it was like in the past week.

[@carrotvirus349]

Can we just appreciate our winning son for trying to communicate people with english. Im proud of him :')

[@carrotvirus349]

@@Rain-ro4qn yeah i will try :)

[@Asdayasman]

Trying AND SUCCEEDING. He reads so fast he can actually keep up with these lobbies. I can't imagine how hard he works at it.

[@maxien-san9161]

That's our son afterall

[@GoodOne917]

Super impressed! Cafeteria in my soul I can't say that in any other languages! Yes yes yes yes

[@HadirUntukAnda]

It must be fun playing with him and seeing this

[@dammit3048]

If I was them. I'd never touch among us again after this stream cause no other game would be as good after it

[@koronevirusreborn5220]

" *Cafeteria in my soul* " -Roberu

[@ranranranranran5940]

"Cafeteria in my Soul" Seems like he will have another single again, aside from Winning Son, Kaze no Sakana and AIUEO

[@steveweighner]

UCANDOIYT too and the breakfast variant: UCANDOEAT

[@yuurai]

Don't forget the galge ED song

[@hanaariesa2265]

Bruh AIUEO was a masterpiece i cant wait for cafeteria in my soul.

[@kordact]

ROBERU SAIKOU

[@あかりん-y9r]

Oi zura

[@dshim4731]

"are you in cafeteria, son?"

[@BjornPua523]

YEEAAAHHH!!!!!

[@alienvirusiovid-1522]

Yes!! ⁱⁿ ʰⁱˢ ˢᵒᵘˡ

[@istiruparguments6662]

No dad, I have no soul, am dead inside

[@Gerarudo]

Yeah!!

[@Sybato]

I can't wait until they just teach him movie quotes as English like "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

[@LanceHogan14]

It's me or his English is improving really fast?. Some weeks ago he was only using some words, now he understands full sentences :o

[@dammit3048]

I can feel the emotion in black when they wrote there's not cafeteria on this map. Such a heartbreaking story of betrayal and killing your own winning son

[@Flygoniaks]

And one day later we also got Pikamee's legendary "TASK." Except she somehow got away with that one, didn't she?

[@kairo3726]

She got voted instantly LMAO

[@Flygoniaks]

Oh yeah, guess I got my memories mixed up.

[@gnochhuos645]

And one week later we have Polka “im 300k subs vtuber”

[@Asdayasman]

@@gnochhuos645 Everyone's hanging on that line, but the "where" was funnier imho.

[@newaccount6414]

I like how they still call him in game son. My heart

[@AirahsELL]

More of hololive needs to play Among Us, if not for the entertainment value but for English practice. I noticed all the Holostars getting better at English just from playing the game a lot.

[@DarkBlazeker]

Yeah, i think HoloStars like this game a lot. Sadly, i doubt the trend begins in Hololive soon, because the girls have troubles with that "idol" status. Any collaboration they do with HoloStars or any male Vtuber ends in a really low views, SC and likes, and a terrible spike of dislikes. A few weeks ago Fubuki collabed with Oga, it was a really fun collab, but the stream got shadowbanned because those "idol believers" were burning in jealousy against Oga, after the stream ended, Fubuki or her manager, dont know who, privated the archive, and uploaded again at least two times. Because they were cleaning the amount of dislikes and deleting some toxic comments against Oga..... And yeah, i was there, that's why i know.... sadly, a few english comments were slandering Oga too, and im pretty sure some of them were of an English speaking person, not only Japanese antis trying to blend as Overseas bros.... so yeah...

[@AirahsELL]

@@DarkBlazeker that sucks since Roberu freely collabs with girls outside Holopro, playing games with Nijisanji girls as well as Pikamee. I do know quite a few of the idols really do not give a shit about what their fans think of their male friends, and sometimes it goes over very well like whenever Aki sings with acoustic accompiment.

[@DarkBlazeker]

@@AirahsELL Yeah, Roberu has a lot of connections now with several female Vtubers, and he tends to be liked by them, because as you can see, he is really funny. Not only Pikamee, her friends and coworkers Tomoshika and Monoe like to stream with him, leading to a really funny banter between them, and so on. The list its not that long, but not short. Again, sadly, this is possible because they are people outside HoloPro, outside the obsessed eyes of some hardcore fans. That and.... well, i dont want to sound like im blaming the girls but, some of them have extreme cases of shyness, social anxiety or even, and this is just an speculation, some type of androphobia, so, it was near impossible for them to collab with HoloStars.... The few exceptions are Fubuki, Matsuri, Choco-sensei and Roboco from Hololive JP, all of Hololive ID branch (they collab with HoloStars often), and i hope some of the girls from Hololive EN will join in the collaboration thingy... but yeah. If you ask me, its a really harsh situation.

[@lady6114]

They have their own English improver system called *Hoshinova Moona*

[@ChrisTz12]

Well Towa-sama tweeted that she's interested with this game, and probably will play with kenzokus. Haachama also mentioned this game once. I forgot what she said, but she was worried about the security issues rumour that's still spread around at that time.

[@Cosmoman78]

I laughed my ass off when this happened 🤣 Seriously this guy deserve more subs. He is so entertaining and hilarious.

[@doubleasworkshop1692]

Yes. Let Holostar grow. All it takes is one guy to achieve growth and the rest will follow. Simply because how colorful the Holostars are.

[@western_gunner]

Roberu : no no no Bros : yes yes yes This banter made my day. Kudos to the other player making the stream even more fun. I hope they have fun gaming with roberu.

[@hakkanazrulsuseno_ximipa1713]

" Cafeteria in my Soul " Damn, thats deep 😔✊

[@Cyrus_G]

1:33 That right there sounds like a Kira(death note) Quality laugh.

[@GamerWorlock]

He's got good english pronunciation. I'm impressed.

[@shirosame7]

His laugh makes me 9000 years younger

[@dizzyroach]

Dig deep enough and you can realize there's a cafeteria within all of our souls.

[@silverhours]

dad: are you winning, son? son: *cafeteria in my soul*

[@AmbyAxolotl]

pls clip the end part of the stream too, it was hilarious

[@zoidiect]

Where in ours? In Cafeteria. The son embraced the meme immediately after spawning it, that's why he's always winning

[@raccoonchild]

Your profile picture fits your comment so perfectly

[@TheSteam02]

The difference between hololive and holostars is that while one is watching cute girls doing cute things, this one feels like chilling with the boy(s).

[@cocoapixels]

the boys be cute doe

[@axelmartinez3366]

Is cute be chilling with the boys

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

Cute things part is optional tho

[@kenzoo21]

This rabbit hole seems bottomless

[@dark_lumi]

This is still one of my favorite Hololive clips lmao

[@nakedpotato9894]

When they ask why i am fat "Cafeteria in my soul"

[@carrotvirus349]

*Cafeteria in my soul* Everyone in game: Are you sure bout that

[@rikkvijaer]

Astel's Minecraft stream this morning has a lot of funny moments too.

[@Enyoiyourself]

Maybe the cafeteria was the friends we made along the way -Our Winning Son's Soul probably.

[@ahmaddaffapratama7813]

There is this guy.......... I fear not him......... But the laugh.......... That damned laugh......... Irresistable!!! XDXD i just can't hold myself, whenever i hear this guy's laughing LMAO XD His accent and his laugh makes the joke even 1000x better lolll

[@AsahiHiryuchVKid]

Dude he's playing the game in the cafeteria at home

[@T0BI]

Im watching this every day

[@TheYeetiest]

I gave the Winning Son Soul Cafeteria 5 starts on HoloTrivago.

[@hauunter9398]

roberu chat: in cafeteria *confidently can fool them also reberu : hazukasi

[@4crosswashere7]

No Idea who he is But I like him no homo

[@fkushano2590]

Cafeteria is in Roberu's soul, but he is in mine

[@pizzaman9859]

Best son I could ever ask for

[@mahover]

I can feel Black's disappointment

[@Archdarck]

Legendary Stream! Thanks for giving Roberu some love Kairo! Even anons in game were well behaved...

[@craftK98]

Roberu before: cafeteria in my soul Roberu now: Do you like cafeteria

[@topnep1]

That's some impressive english comprehension! (that is, for the average Japanese)

[@theycallmemavros4558]

I need "Cafeteria in my soul" merch

[@cyrene03]

this legit made me laugh. our winning son is such a madlad Thank you for the translations!

[@RegstarRogstar]

everyone's calling him son now its so funny

[@diaquallo]

Son is the cafeteria?

[@ChikanCeleryman]

Next update. Cafeteria will be implement send this to Devs.

[@kenlouislumasag4301]

This was such a good stream tho.

[@nix6242]

3y ago and still funny 🤣

[@turinmormegil7715]

Now i can finally understand the meme. Dear god, this boi is a meme golden mine hahahaha

[@MaxiusTheGod]

Why is Roberu so much fun

[@Nocthmyst]

Look at all these disappointed parents in the chat

[@chair8485]

can we just appreciate them blessed laughs

[@KuchinashiYume69420]

His english is improving so much. Iofi might be helping him out. Love it. Continue on winning, son.

[@rosinaya]

'that's was at this moment he knew...he faq up!!' "Cafeteria in my soul"😂🤣😅

[@아핚핚핚-v5w]

JDon my soul

[@CSDragon]

This is on the same level as "Pika what task were you doing" "Task!"

[@DreamOnDamu]

Guess i need to watch more roberu

[@10takole79]

A month later this is still gold

[@Neiroe]

I searched Holostars on a whim and man this roberu guy is hilarious

[@teo-7242]

Damn what a stream

[@megiko1746]

God I love his laugh, so precious

[@hiiragihasmanywaifu]

Cafeteria son the best, haha this really made me laugh so hard even now

[@The_Wosh]

His English is pretty good ngl

[@kuroimadoshi5906]

He is improving so much

[@kunou_noah]

Screw nice personality, ain't for me if the soul cafeteria bad.

[@soulrift5913]

Nice thanks for clip this man

[@iberis361]

The real friends is the cafeteria we made all along

[@ironspyder-db8fd]

Damn playing with Roberu and the other Holostars members in online multi-player games must be fun and nostalgic Like playing with your best bud and group of friends during the 6th and 7th generations of gaming while sitting on a couch, what a beautiful moment I feel like crying rn

[@normalkettle]

ah➡️HA↗️HA↗️HA↗️HA↗️HA↗️

[@infernohomura2941]

Roberu's no no no has the same energy as Polka

[@its.yoshimochi]

This clip gets me everytime

[@ItsLerez]

Love his cackles

[@smartdoge4626]

This gives Polka’s 300k sub excuse a run for her money.

[@n64ever]

Phenomenal clip 😂 I don't follow holostars but this was gold.

[@wyverdmez7646]

I love his laugh.

[@johnwhittington2998]

Big man Rob is an absolute banter factory

[@BoredAsTheJackman]

Roberu and Polka have the best Among Us moments ever

[@WaywardVector]

First male Vtuber I would watch. Same energy as a lot of twitch streamers. Too bad I can’t spam Pog.

[@gab_gabriel7091]

Lol guys I

[@brent5045]

That laugh tho🤣

[@KhanhNguyen-dg9rl]

Came back here after his stream with Ollie. What a great moment

[@katsu558]

"Cafeteria in my soul" *"same"*

[@lutfimahsein6392]

TASUKETE, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@Ice-mg5pr]

Always a good day when I see a Holostars clip.

[@Joseph-eh7uc]

Very underrated needs more recognition with our son super funny and has really interesting contents

[@Axel_Whitlock]

that was so beautiful

[@shell3129]

my face hurts from smiling so much

[@CobaltCrystal]

Really cool how the viewers dont stream snipe

[@aoihiku137]

Top 10 legendary meme

[@Son-tv5zh]

Now he become cafetaria boy 😂

[@reivaldoaurelio4895]

Ahh I just came from Reine stream with her vtuber family where they did homage to this gem

[@dewaeryadi7776]

Hes so lovable, like a romcom mc best friend

[@Lalalin26]

This is amazing lolol Btw can you clip Izuru's among us vid when he typed "fxxkin silly teammate"? He's mad and its so hillarious and wholesome lmao

[@mountainde09]

YES! MORE HOLOSTAR TRANSLATIONS PLEEEAAAASE!

[@IncognitusAdham]

"there is no cafeteria in this map" *And at this very moment he knew, he fucked up* 草

[@kesh_nmn2004]

I'm watching this in the living room and I'm trying to watch this with a straight face

[@kairo3726]

impossible!

[@thejob1886]

Roberu's english is very good that is makes Coco's english looks bad

[@holow3038]

Wait what ??

[@professorpenne9962]

roberu is good. you can tell in his streams he really wants to connect with his overseas fans.

[@Goxut]

I dont know roberu is this hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reenom2824]

"bad liar" lmao